23 problems only maori will understand - part 1

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[@BoneBullet]

When your cousins ditch you because you're the youngest and you're left behind with the aunties.

[@dustinedward9768]

i guess im asking randomly but does anyone know a trick to get back into an Instagram account?? I somehow forgot my password. I would love any tricks you can offer me

[@camiloramon3477]

@Dustin Edward instablaster =)

[@leafii.]

This is me with the aunties. I’m the oldest

[@bandanimals3710]

@@leafii. Ayy was about to comment: When all your cousins leave you behind to entertain the aunties because you're the eldest.

[@leafii.]

@@bandanimals3710 literally. Like they talk to me about Dating when I don’t wanna know😭

[@lolliepopper6136]

God I hate potato peeling duty especially when your the one that has the crappy grater like wtf gimme the good one ffs

[@opticalraven1935]

Lolliepopper Where I come from, we leave the potato skins on.

[@King-qk7rb]

Optical Raven 😂

[@vtecpreludevtec]

Lolliepopper use it in ur left hand,it’s suddenly sharp.

[@jeringatai3156]

That is why I buy washed potatoes. I hate peeling potatoes

[@vinnykoopu]

Privileged much, it was quite rare getting a blunt knife, end of the line you get a butter knife or a muscle shell

[@teahorangipatena3491]

Potato peeling is when you can talk shet with your cousins lol

[@official2wag839]

Te Ahorangi Gillespie or when there's a hangi on the marae

[@marshallsflame444]

I only do it coz i now get paided aye

[@official2wag839]

Bro the one that got me was either the Hori socks or when u go home there's a whole new tribe

[@manahollis6142]

I laugh so hard like so relatable being Maori means that you have a million cousins and boil up every night

[@draemcewen1933]

people around the world can't say the word maori correctly that's another problem

[@OryanMcLean]

Just like we cannot pronounce a lot of foreign names. It is human nature.

[@OryanMcLean]

moul-ri (lree) you have to sound it out and give them examples that they use in their own language. For example: Mao (moul) and ri (lee sounds like li in the word link, the flick of the tounge is used to pronounce ri)

[@fuhtsgeorge7663]

+JediMaster Orion I feel like that would help a lot of bilingual people to say Maori properly. Most people (and Maori's) bless their souls just cant wrap their tongues around a simple sounding vowel. Ah not Aye Eh not Ee Ee not Eye Oor not Oh Eew not You people cant pronounce a simple place name correctly its funny.

[@samuelknight1767]

JediMaster Orion

[@samuelknight1767]

JediMaster Orion it's like rrrrrrrrr, or rurr, similar to purr was like da hardest thing to say at kura, I remember being schooled one time by one of our nannies, bro I got taught like havin to say maori-i reckoned maoli and cracked everyone up, our nan reckoned to I was a coconut only islander's say that. Oh I was really cut after that so ever since then far, I've been practicing and I think I have da tounge thing suss out, chur e te parata tena mo te ma-o-rrrrri

[@Atiny_NZ]

Snoring Marae Symphony a.k.a the Maori Horse Races. Every night when everyone's asleep in the wharemoe, some of us cuzzies that can't sleep become race announcers. *Snoring* "And here we have ole' Uncle Choppy in the corner snoring up a storm...." *Snores Louder* "Aaaaaand he's going for it !!!"

[@oliivagroft5975]

+misskahu that is funny

[@xmsfortunex8422]

+Oliiva Croft 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bug6019]

Oml. XD

[@amyfergusson356]

thats so true tho haha

[@sophiapatena]

misskahu oml so freaking true

[@nuclearmaorikiwi7883]

im one of the maoris from New Zealand 🇳🇿 Whanau!

[@chipsdip9752]

This is cool, I go to a kura kaupapa I'm kinda good at korero te reo, but my teacher Matua Whareparoa is matatau AS if you know Tuki Nepe that is his mum

[@keeganshelby885]

The Best Harley davidson Official Night-Rod Wairoa!

[@amyfergusson356]

Maori

[@bremCZ]

Amy Fergusson Thank you!

[@burger9708]

I'M TUWHEROTOA. I have not been to the marae yet.

[@wesleyseui6547]

relatable af😂😂 and I'm Samoan it's probably an island people thing

[@JohnoNZ]

This was gold! Bloody good! :)

[@mozdickson]

vibrato, kills me every time, that and the sweaty hongi - aue!

[@katraz19]

A Pakeha on Police 10. 7 hahahaha too much Buddahs Funny as keep em coming

[@mpmc2277]

Buddahs a auzzie word why you always copy them

[@ngaromah]

this is so funny coz its so true .... gotta love our peeps, even better we laugh at ourselves. no dough boys laeft, that song, wobbly voice and wrong lyrics or don't remember the words...hahaha, hupe nose tamariki, munchies, cuppa teas, spuds....whole deal fcukn crack up

[@allmyeccentrics]

xD understood every single problem. This could also be called the, "How maori are you?" test.Cause even if you're a pakeha, if you know these problems, you is maori in spirit.For reals.

[@audreyh6628]

Haha so true! I'm pakeha and grew up with a Maori step-dad/family and I was laughing so hard - it was like watching my childhood. Whenever I see Maori things I realise why I never fully feel pakeha - to much Maori spirit in me!!

[@longfineel2630]

@@audreyh6628 ​ Oh god yep. Scottish immigrant bio family, dad married into Māori family, great now I got a family big enough to form a micro nation. The problem is that each and every one of them thinks I’m too much of a bony bastard and does their best to solve it…

[@helenrandell5163]

Love this so makes me so proud too be Maori, so talented , I think the best entertainers , artists , an just too cool good luck for the future JGeeks , winners all day .

[@jarizonatea5980]

I agree

[@coryw31]

Geez! LOL! I'm Lakota / Cree from Canada and I see the same things here! LOL!

[@riap5148]

Oi its 2019 and this is still funny as bro! Chur! 🤣🤣

[@b.dalius5136]

I'm Malay, but that auntie uncle thing got me hard 😂, everytime I go back, I feel like calling half of the village uncle's and auntie's

[@vii.bxllavi]

THE WATER? THE CABBAGE? 😂😂😂😂 I absolutely love being Maori and watching these videos

[@Swa1nTrain]

💀💀💀"Oh Kiaora girl"... im dead

[@renatoviannateixeira9491]

I'm from Brazil and I like these guys Maori .

[@Ayluy]

my first thought while watching this was 'soo brazilians and maori would get along pretty well' :D

[@BummBoyyBreeZy]

Haha the knife tap classic.. Love this video cracks me up!

[@goonygugu5006]

"vibrato" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah........ Too true lol.

[@jbadcock41]

"Get off uncle, you're squashing my smokes" 🤣🤣

[@kittycat-kg4dm]

constantly being asked to pronounce my surname by pakeha😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kittycat-kg4dm]

stop telling me I don’t have a Maori surname it’s Te Moananui loooool

[@alinorametaluna3494]

Hahahahaahahaha just goes to show regular life for folks ain't so different after all. Thanks, this was awesome!

[@benjamin-papa]

how the fuck was i so late to this haha churr

[@Lanigirl88]

Im not maori, Im hawaiian, but this was hilarious.

[@NZNFLF]

Marino😂🤣😂🤣That ones gets me every time!✌

[@TheDonkey213]

bro in the shed giving the bucket good jandle watching this.......that be some funniness kuzzie

[@Jofishgolf]

Mean as video oi!! Crack up G

[@stahchild]

This is so funny. Well done guys.

[@AgentDev542]

That "Mmmmmm...." at the end of the Hongi sniff is just WRONG!!!... LMAO!!

[@moonshadow2724]

This made me smile and I was in the worst mood lol

[@LindsayKay]

The knife tap, LOL!

[@juliawoolford]

Haha I'm a pakeha but that was so good!! Gutted I missed the show.

[@user-mv5tm8eu5z]

"Oi oi you wanna bounce on the trampoline oi" 😂😅

[@eastwhangaz]

F*** that was hardcase! my laugh just gave everyone a fright lol

[@AstralPhnx]

I'm a fuckin Pakeha and I found this hilarious. Keep it up

[@alfgoof1757]

Love you guys. Such funny 😂😂😂

[@xdextraxt5849]

this kills me with laughter so bad

[@alomaeric6639]

The last was crack up lol.

[@lAcedUpLiss]

Lol my Koro sings whakaaria mai with the vibrato too. 😂

[@tracyelley3663]

love it all. all ur work. keep it up boys

[@Enzo-dg7bv]

The pakeha on police 10 7 got me 😂

[@TROUBL67]

I love this video!! Crack up as always and true as fuck! Hahahahaha

[@zarakowhai]

"One out of what? Ten?" lmao

[@waiarikimanihera7520]

Maori all day and this vid is my life jimi are u half māori half pakeha dunno? Still loving u thought xx keep up the good work a luv from me and my whānau #māori#whanaks vibes#nz

[@TheWhiteGyrfalcon]

haha us Pakeha relate too..I at least have friends and school related experiences on marae experiencing the awesome warmth and humour, snoring sympathy indeed

[@veteangesiale9619]

The singing one had me dying 😅🤣🤣🤣

[@LilMommies5]

You guy NEED to come to the US!!!!! We love y'all!

[@coolguy8681]

why is it that these are all on point

[@Marie-tm9uq]

This whole video 👌🏽 Lmaooo

[@tadh7395]

Omg that's so accurate that happens to me a lot man

[@12gaugemonkeygang71]

Da vibrado part is funny as fuck! Lol

[@inhannahslife8402]

I'm half Maori and half pakeha so when I always call my family just 'Aunty or just uncle' they say 'You mean Aunty Blah blah blah' or when you're at school and you call all your teachers Matua or Whaea and pakehas get pissed

[@nzinspyre8822]

CHURR... . Mean az cuzzys uncle, Aunty ,buddaz , sis , this be #lifebelike lolz

[@Michelle-ed6yp]

We got snotty nose Rez kids over in Canada too

[@oriwabidois713]

cabbage and sausage boil up!

[@jadekayak01]

Oriwa Bidois you forgot the dam spuds

[@hinerawenata4205]

Yummy

[@Tuumeke]

still laughing at this lol..... that one sweaty smelly uncle tryna get a kiss blerkkkkkk

[@maorineese1365]

Never ending dishes and watersoaked towels !!

[@Madam-lz1bi]

This still cracks me up 🤣🤣 So true~

[@carlogage8188]

crack up bay forgot the cuzzy takeing off with your jandles frm da wharenui

[@InfinitiTackStudios]

the pain of no more paua or pipis :(

[@danielting2429]

0:18 hey Aunty? Noooooo it’s wattup mah gee

[@liv3309]

thumbs up if in NZ and PROUD!!!!!

[@Kiwi_Tea]

Damned proud.

[@murraythompson9434]

Chuuuuuuuuur Huuuuuuuuu 🖒😁😀😂😅😂😁😆

[@dsr364]

that baby's name is ted farken crack up lol

[@robau4149]

Aye Jimi is in this

[@lillylavender6876]

hey cuz, hey aunty, hey uncle, hey cuzzie, hey uncle. That's my whole family! A true Maori family!

[@Kiwi_Tea]

Ha! Jackaboy fan!

[@lillylavender6876]

@@Kiwi_Tea Holy hell, I can't believe someone replied to my comment from 2 years ago

[@Kiwi_Tea]

@@lillylavender6876 ...I commented on it two years ago XD

[@lillylavender6876]

@@Kiwi_Tea I know but I feel so famous lol

[@ashantimatthewstm4381]

A proud māori💗

[@carlwilson3688]

Kapai cuzzies! Sooo Maori eh ! you fullas rock!

[@King-qk7rb]

When you get back from a young trip up at the Urupa with your other cousin and get back to the marae and your other cousins steal your pillows

[@cinematicadventures]

Funny as guys...awesome

[@jonathanhayward13]

Cuzzzies, Whanau-Ora, Sooo funny, the tea towels one got me, I redesign tee-towels 25 years ago, & there still little, thin cloths that are expensive & they get wet after wiping just the plates & you got pots, pans, buckets & everything to go. We need a Maori-tee-towel. extra large, extra thick, extra absorbent.

[@Kiwi_Tea]

Get some towels and chop em up.

[@narnyapeleni4664]

The 23d one there was so much trilling but that's just how we Maoris roll, CHUR CHUR

[@ZenithSpellz]

Long as the vobrato is still there cuzzy lol

[@annajanehesmondhalgh7261]

I'm laughing so much rn :D

[@bigblue390]

The white dude on police 10 7 is usually the cop

[@NZNFLF]

😂🤣😂

[@mischalala803]

The singing one at the end killed me 😂😂😂

[@Kiwi_Tea]

Too accurate though XD

[@blaze77763]

Potatoes peeling duty can relate alot

[@remuvs]

I'm not even maori but I can relate to a lot of these coming from a hori as town.

[@tigertiger1699]

Priceless

[@slaps9135]

Aye my boy Jimi chur bruv

[@ngatihine6072]

Awesome katakata😂😂😂😂😂

[@chloemunro7509]

FAR out g I can so relate to this!

[@conanbyrne5751]

Seeing a pakeha on police 10-7! 😂 I'm dead bro

[@mrnocap346]

Tu meke! You fullas are choice alright 💯💯

[@mastertyrhys1194]

Hiding behind the matters stacks from the grumpy nana

[@teeankintohiariki2703]

Those dishes. I hate them I'll peel the spuds, but I hate doing the dishes, especially after all the dishes I did at the marae

[@lyndawilson754]

this is so easy to relate to

[@jahzaimohosin4424]

LOVE IT!!!

[@xitzmeplayz1411]

Love this lol

[@laughtn]

Have you guys made Part 2 & 3?

[@DiscoFang]

Nah, awesome. Pakeha boy here from the far north. This is the real New Zealand that's part of everyone.

[@kilaniobrien2933]

I thought I was the only one... Nope!

[@TylerandCaleb]

While I'm not Maori the first one is so true I stayed at a marae for a night and it was a nightmare if only I had my own room but I was served and looked after very well. Just thought of wouldn't it be cool if there was a resort like a marae?

[@myaphroditexx]

Tyler A Marae is a spiritual place. I don't think our elders would allow anyone to make it into a resort. it's just to sacred.

[@jeanjeans8190]

The smell of cooking muttonbird, brings back bad memories of having pakeha friends home after school "What's that smell" and don't even get me started on taking them out for mussels!

[@mmasi0216]

I think this applies to the majority of pacific islanders. I can def say with exception to one or two things this sounds like family time back in Fiji.

[@kamauwikeepa7308]

Cup of tea? Set the table and heat the pot up. Second verse same as the first.

[@himionatewhare3950]

Wet tea towel even though you have ten in rotation