Supermarket Simulator is My Personal Hell (but it's also fun)

[@radioactiveload1999]

oh great when i get home from my supermarkett job i can load up supermarket simulator

[@superscatboy]

All you need after that is a crying yourself to sleep simulator to play before you go to bed.

[@thecolorsaqib]

You're living the dream

[@CooperGilmore-hg7ws]

16:10 oboe just giving people free food

[@tenk2001]

game was even trying to tell him and he's like 'nope I'm right I'm gonna give her all her money back'

[@derigel7662]

this had me crying lolololol

[@hazukichanx408]

He's a giving soul... whether intentionally, or otherwise...

[@doughboywhine]

he even stopped to contemplate and saw nothing later

[@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation]

Wagie, wagie! Get in cagie! Boss needs help now don't be lazy Zero breaks will make you crazy I'll tell the guards to get their tazie Need to get those new iPhones Got to pay those student loans Work your fingers to the bones Bosses need vacation homes Don't trust unions, vote in pairs Buy all of boss' consumer wares We'll stay seated in our chairs And make our bosses millionaires Love your work, love the pain Feel the life drain from your brain Think of all you have to gain As your dreams go down the drain Come on wagie, join the crew! Don't you want your wages too? And if the boss man makes you blue You deserve it, you're a screw! Weekend comes 'round after ages You can come collect your wages Throw your parties, have your rages Then get back into your cages

[@zaicanna96]

I love wages!

[@ThinkerOnTheBus]

A slight oversimplification likely designed with the intent to paint Capitalism in a bad light, and to blame most hardships and woes upon the economic system of capitalism, although the system we exist under is not a true capitalistic system. If you want to improve the quality of life for all, then work towards having an economic system that is more aligned with capitalism, but don't ever be fooled that replacing capitalism with some other type of a system will improve conditions for everyone, for it will not. Doing so will only improve things for an incredibly small group of people, and will only make matters significantly worse for everybody else.

[@doughboywhine]

@@ThinkerOnTheBus capitalism is literally designed to exploit the many for the luxury of the few. Do you think this is opposite day or something?

[@wyattr7982]

If you fill up the alleyway with boxes then where will you smoke those funny smelling cigarettes on break?

[@GoldenChildBH]

11:39 that whole minute was bringing back some terrible terrible memories. Retail is brutal lol

[@TrashRat45]

30:27 "Reluctantly crouched at the checkout line" caught me off guard 😂😂

[@Koderayy]

The cake reference was elite tho 😂

[@VLITMER]

Its moments like stacking the pennies to the roof that is the reason I'm subscribed.

[@anthonysmejia5362]

I hit a panic button once at McDonald's working the drive thru didn't know until like 8 cop cars rolled up lol

[@edesbalazs]

Did I hallucinate or there was a level 30 mafia man from mafia city?

[@christianbyrd5938]

I work at a convenience store I feel the depression lol

[@DJl3iohazord]

All that’s missing is the 80’s music and slowly losing my sanity. Even to this day I get Vietnam era flashbacks whenever I hear certain songs. Thankfully my current jobs health plan covers my therapy costs. So im getting help. I just wish the nightmares would stop.

[@jackieboy17]

@@DJl3iohazordi worked in a restaurant once where It was so busy and understaffed that I’d wake up multiple times per night sweatin from a nightmare of just the ticket printer printing tickets. I quit that job VERY early. Now I manage a headshop which I mean… still retail, but I pick the music, and I’m there alone all day. Minus shit bag customers it’s not so bad.

[@Albert_EGGsker]

Screw The Conduit I want to see a mod for bioshock infinite where every piece of audio is just the full song “stylish vest” by Peter coffin

[@WaywardRedStar]

Egads! I can't believe you would abandon your sacred duty. You mustn't relent. Until Oboe plays The Conduit, you must continue to pester him about it.

[@epsilon6516]

How dare you

[@Albert_EGGsker]

@@epsilon6516 I’ll probably continue the conduit conquest next time 🤷‍♂️

[@epsilon6516]

@@Albert_EGGsker it's a crusade, it's only a conquest if we win. However we never will, because Oboe knows if he gives in this one time his credibility is gone forever, and deep down we know it too, yet still we go on. The folly of man

[@patchesmorrone]

I never want to see Oboe play the Conduit (reverse psychology)

[@stephsnotfluffy]

he's not lying about the devil number thing

[@thereal757_ap]

Watching this brought me back. Damn I'm glad that's over for the foreseeable future.

[@uocms]

They should a way to delete the boxes like a trahscan or something so they dont just build up

[@Jenny_Rose_]

There actually is! Just outside the store lol. I love this demo and have like 10 hours in it 😂

[@hirohero5880]

I worked for a few years in a supermarket, this game brought all my stress back to me, but I can't stop playing it.

[@sergeantglowstick1399]

The grocery store I worked at never got robbed and we didn't have a panic button, but we did get threatened by an ex-employee so we had to be escorted out by the police every night for a week. The fast food place I work at has one panic button that I know of for people working outside in the drive-thru, haven't had to use it yet but from what I've been told we have to hold it for like 10 - 30 seconds for it to alert police

[@superbtrilogy5049]

4:35 You just lost Robert Business $1

[@epsilon6516]

The Conduit is also fun…

[@Albert_EGGsker]

It totally is, oboe should probably play it 🤔

[@nejinaji]

The gamestop I worked at never got robbed. Probably because I'm 6'3 and carried 2 giant knives prominently on my belt. Gotta love my boss for being chill about it.

[@SmogginMog]

I guess I missed the part where the skinny guy with the shaved head and ratty winter jacket grabs you by the shoulders and asks you if you've met Jesus. Can never have a truly complete simulator I guess.

[@Quincy_Morris]

Well have you?

[@SmogginMog]

I can safely say I've never encountered that scenario *in a simulator*. @@Quincy_Morris

[@l1z4rdon7]

Bruh I had that happen to me irl a couple weeks ago. You have no idea how accurate you were there lol

[@TheGary108]

They also didn’t have the homeless guy come in with a cart full of bottles to recycle and buying a case of beer.

[@l1z4rdon7]

Reminds me of when I used to work as a cashier at a Chinese grocery store. Couldn't read or understand Chinese but it was still an enjoyable and interesting experience. Always awkward when a regular American customer would attempt to speak Chinese to me thinking that I must be from China if I'm the cashier. Funny story though, so we sold lots of live fish like eels, lobsters, crabs (a huge live king crab one time) and so on. At least once or twice a week they would find some way to escape their tank and someone would spot a live crawfish or crab walking around the store. One time a crawfish actually somehow made it outside of the store. Fun times.

[@VTrucker777]

Uhh...big ambition? From walmart wagie to own walmart and stuff

[@randomperson2797]

I was wondering how long it would be before the Beaux show was mentioned It was not very long at all

[@Quincy_Morris]

This should take the route of that Russian train game and add guns for when you inevitably get held up.

[@PrincessCelestia19]

imagine going to the store with only two items

[@phammond68]

that short change hero line was subtle but great

[@toupac3195]

I love shopping for those things!

[@ForrestGuptillmusic]

They forgot to include the chemically imbalanced delivery receiver who bullies the drivers but never gets reprimanded

[@mr.wassell7885]

Since the game reminds us of our favourite first part time jobs, I'd like to use this comment as a space to discuss whether fast food or retail is worse. I'm pretty sure most people either worked one or the other, but if anyone worked both, let me know you're verdict

[@commandercascaed9102]

fast food sucks, retail was so much easier.

[@bojangles7133]

Worked both, and it really depends. Retail is more lax overall, but drags on for so long and doing truck unloading is hell no matter what. Fast food is stressful as hell, but the days usually go by quickly as long as you stay busy and there's multiple different rush times. I appreciate the experience I got from both because now I'm extremely nice to those service workers cuz I get it now.

[@JcDent]

The guy giving $5.97, no change, is my hero.

[@McPoshSquatch]

If it was really a Walmart simulator, the customer would be checking themselves out. And you'd have nothing to do.

[@frigingoon]

I have ADHD and fidget with shit all the time.. i was working at night at the airport at a check in counter... i was leaning against the counter cause nobody was there.... i was fidgeting with something... i was never told it was there or what it did... next thing i know SWAT storms the counter... because i pulled it like 30 times....i was like holy shit what? and then learned it was the emergency calll button for suspecting or finding someone on the terrorist watch list.... the regional manager came to write me up for the "prank" and was threatening to fire me.... I refused to sign the write up saying only. "Not one person ever explained or told me how or why to use it and if i sign the paperwork i'll call DHS and report them for not explaining it." He calmly tore the paperwork up and flew out on the next plane.

[@RokonGaming]

As an Airman myself, I find Egress and being a supermarket cashier on the same level; they're both handling explosives. :'D

[@wyattjenkins9688]

I think it's funny gas station simulator has you doing skyrim lockpicking on people's trunks in the parking lot while pumping gas and manning the register

[@thatguy4305]

thanks for curing my depression man.

[@radiofreeacab]

That's not how depressive disorders work, sorry

[@Albert_EGGsker]

That’s exactly how depressive disorders work, your welcome

[@Moto_Medics]

blah blah blah im welcome sorry

[@myguyjd5777]

this made me realize i narrate when checking people out. my bad

[@wyattr7982]

This game needs a hangover bar like the train sim

[@goldengates5137]

Why don't you throw all the empty cardboard boxes in the trash can that is right in front of your store.

[@AGramzyLife-ie6ti]

Don't ever watch this video if your trying to b quite. Dude I was cracking up.

[@Field_Marshal_Emu]

The biggest problem with every customer service job is always the customer.

[@spacemoss682]

I bought this game like half an hour ago bc of this video

[@Auggierem]

RED SHIRT GUY IS IN DRUNKEN BAR FIGHT ALSO! I HATE HIM.

[@waynehearst317]

Trust me, this game isn't very fun after you have 30+ skus. All you do is run around opening boxes and filling shelves. Pro tip: set all your pricing $1.00 below "market" and only use whole numbers (rounding DOWN). This makes giving change easy. After you're making $200+ day in profits, hire a cashier, totally worth it. I wouldn't waste your time though, seriously, the goal is to grow and be profitable but it ends up being a game of stocking shelves.

[@JoelBulger]

😂 loved it, this was too funny

[@ganin_]

I work at a bank and the police response time is like 40min it's pathetic

[@El_FzEq]

lol is that the lady from Cockroach Simulator?

[@caromaro5]

you sounds like dave from code monkeys

[@mrfustyt]

for cards u need to buy the game

[@katehikes1645]

Supermarket? I hardly know her!

[@starky2.057]

Cash is king!👑

[@xorxpert]

i easily made 25k in this game in the first few days. i didn’t record this part but stream is up on my channel. i really enjoy this game but gets a bit boring after an hour or so lol. P.S: I started actively making videos/streaming, and would appreciate any support and recommendations of games to stream. God bless!

[@yoloyolo1307]

This game gives me motion sickness😢

[@JLOVEGAMING28]

New sub and up and coming female gamer

[@ajo8655]

i was 200th like i demand a mr.beast type prize.

[@Messothelioma]

the fact that you were unironically selling eggs on shelves and not in refrigerators and being like why won't someone buy all these eggs 😭☠️😂

[@lewanjosephnimick9359]

Why would you put them in the fridge??

[@Messothelioma]

@@lewanjosephnimick9359 eggs go in the fridge 🤣

[@lewanjosephnimick9359]

@@Messothelioma whaaat. Where I live they're on shelfs not fridges

[@Messothelioma]

@@lewanjosephnimick9359 that actually explains alot

[@TiaKatt]

Most countries don't wash their eggs before shipping to stores, so they're fine on the shelf. Here in the US eggs get washed which removes the protective membrane and thus requires refrigeration. It can be an important thing to point out to people who are new to the country. We don't just put them in the fridge out of squeamishness (ha no, the squeamishness is what gets the eggs washed, causing the problem in the first place), but because of how we process them it's legitimately dangerous not to. If you're in the US and buy eggs from a grocery store, *refrigerate them.*

[@LovelessPrince]

Diet drinks is worst then normal ones. Zero is far better than diet though. I had a few customers buy me a drink only cause their total was $6.66. Yay, free drink….but people are dumb sometimes.

[@Chumpal]

That's, at worst, superstitious. Uncharitably so. A dollar here and there for peace of mind ain't going to kill them.

[@gavinjudd544]

this guys so annoying

[@Mr_bumsmell]

My work has 50+ panic buttons. A good 60% of the time its a fault and a waste of everybody's time.