"Sweden Exchange Rate & Tipping" | Maz Jobrani - I'm Not a Terrorist but I've Played One on TV

[@Mazjobrani]

Check out my new comedy special on KZbin for FREE! kzbin.info/www/bejne/haWumXyeiMysbZo

[@farcoofficial]

thoughts on iraq?

[@lapanakapak]

The way Maz goes from a simple dialog to a Bollywood style sing-and-dance scene is just madly eloquent and hilarious. Didn't know that the word 'opportunity' could spark a really good long laughter. Deep respect and joy for your brilliant comedy, Bro!

[@Mazjobrani]

Much love +Wahyu Adi Putra Ginting thanks for watching!

[@priyankapillai8857]

I can never say "one opportunity" with a straight face now. Loads of love for you Maz! From an Indian living down under ❤️

[@sohumbaloch]

India is love....

[@youseffarrokhpour1695]

Same. I was reading a paper. There was the word opportunity. After searching and re-watching most of his videos for like two hours, finally found it here. The song he made up is really a potential earworm😂

[@adipratapsinghaps]

Under what? 😂😂😂 Wtf

[@key1875]

As an Iranian i have to admit that you Indians are very cool people. Maz talks about you alot in his comedies and you are very cool and patient about it. Love you from Iran.

[@Mazjobrani]

+key1 nothing but love to my Indian & Iranian brothers & sisters

[@goodluckpropertyconsultant140]

Maz Jobrani it was so good . you are awesome. if you plan a trip to india plz let me know.

[@asterixe1]

These inter-ethnic marriages are very exciting and perfect. Indians & Iranians probably have many similarities - but enough differences to make things interesting.

[@Bargains20xx]

but that accent is south indian and i assure you they are the best people even in India

[@jitendraupadhyay6218]

Shanur Rahman I agree

[@RoshinrajRavi]

"His cousins came out of nowhere" - I died!

[@harshathammegowda1615]

The Bollywood game was just on point. Love from India xD

[@Mazjobrani]

+Harsha Thammegowda nothing but love back!

[@harshathammegowda1615]

Maz Jobrani Aye aye president

[@milyasf2208]

Harsha Thammegowda this guy is racist as shit. He likes to insult and stereotype Indians and make fun of poor people. Pathetic..

[@harshathammegowda1615]

Milya SF I dunno what you found that was insulting. It's freaking comedy. Stop getting butthurt and enjoy the gig(yeah for the musical it was)😉😉😉😉

[@acemax2803]

His wife is an Indian, his two children (if I'm not mistaken) are half-Indian half-Iranian US born citizens. That's why he makes a lot of cultural (including Indian) jokes. Out of love I think =)

[@aarnavsharma7030]

Man! this was so utterly funny.. I was translating it for my mum and we had the heartiest laugh we've had in a while, specially at that bang on pronunciation! Come to India!!!

[@killadastories]

I am gonna sing the opportunity song in my Interview 🎤🎤🎤😜😜😜😜

[@sohumbaloch]

😂😂😂 so sweeter the imagination is 😂😂😂

[@blackhokage1744]

@@sohumbaloch lol

[@omaewamoushindeiru4329]

Did Jew land the jaab, did they give you one opportunity? upper opportunity? 😂

[@mainmanlobo_]

😂😂😂

[@Ebady]

That's what indians most successful at.... going to interviews. There will always be an indian looking for a job somewhere in the world.

[@top1percent424]

"2 hr bollywood movie" killed me 😂😂😂

[@PeaceLoveMagic501]

Hope no Indian is offended lol. I'm an Indian and this was hilarious xD

[@Mazjobrani]

+PeaceLoveMagic501 peace & love my brother all out of love

[@monsterchopper1613]

PeaceLoveMagic501 I am highly offended

[@architjain8715]

Right none of us will get offended.

[@thomasrobin]

@@Mazjobrani Sounds like the Marcarena! XD

[@santhosh5085]

Every Indian did take offence.

[@arashmoradian1988]

Indian people have a good sense of humor, nice comments, if you had made fun of persians though ...

[@Mazjobrani]

+Arash Moradian 😂😂

[@tmanepic]

Maz Jobrani but Maaaaazz, this is not Persian attire

[@TheHACKING]

Arash Moradian shut up I'm Persian he has made fun of us and all I did was laugh

[@arashmoradian1988]

TheHACKING that was a joke bro, but thank you for proving my point lol

[@somejuan1825]

Russel Peters made fun of everyone but it was just the Indians who got offended! I'm an Indian and i know this!

[@AkhilPisharody]

When you said Ney Ney, my mind instantly tuned to "Now watch me whip, watch me Ney Ney" along with you doing the dance step. The Indian bit was nice. Loved it. Much love from India :D

[@Mazjobrani]

Much love back +AXE PIDY

[@tatianaarriaga8172]

You read my mind too in the ney ney. 😂

[@DhruvKanojia]

So I wasn't the only one with that "Watch me" song lol

[@cleokarma1876]

Akhil Pisharody It’s Nay may Shakespearean English

[@Arihantsharmaincyber]

+maz jobrani one opportunity two opportunity was so epic it got stuck in my head now!!!

[@Mazjobrani]

+Arihant Sharma you & me both brother he wouldn't stop singing!

[@thetrawellblogger]

Yah must say, nice composition there...😂😂😂

[@synchronicity67]

I normally don't like comedians( their usual jokes...))but u r growing on me 🤩 Merci 😃

[@shashankshekhar5411]

Mr President one tip fr u: just add indian in your video title and you'll get enough views fr it to go viral 😂😂 there are a lot of us(indians) we cn single handedly make you famous.😂😜😂😂

[@Mazjobrani]

+Shashank Shekhar nothing but love buddy I appreciate the tip! I tried it this time with a hashtag in the title hopefully it picks up some steam!

[@ayazhossain5718]

"When you appreciate someone, you appreciate them" :P

[@DanilloMagalhaes]

he gave a great tip! just give it one opportunity, two opportunity.....

[@N_S_R7]

Shashank Shekhar His already famous

[@jacksparrow8979]

Mansoor Crash famous in india is an another level...an indian shitty comedian can get this much view in india very very commonly

[@barbarossabartolomeu9984]

Maz you are the man! Great show like always :) Never knew about the Swedish Tip costum-the more you know. Keep the good work up mister president.

[@Mazjobrani]

+Bob Trucker Jr. much love Bob thank you!

[@mastodontfilmsmads]

I'm a Swede living in Stockholm and we do have tipping jars in bars and cafés... Although I guess it's very different. Maybe you don't tip people in high class establishments. I wouldn't know, I've never been anywhere high class :P

[@stephallan2543]

Monopoly money!!! You’re so funny 😂...I love your humor...it’s great 👍🏼🔍😉💕😂🙇🏻‍♀️🙏🏽❤️

[@rosysanchez5938]

🤣😂 Love and support for you Maz you're incredible. 💙💗❤️💖😊

[@Mazjobrani]

+Rosy Sanchez nothing but love Rosy thank you!

[@raminmokhtari9247]

thank you for the laughter that you bring on our face your comedies make the countries and people closer so keep it up

[@alberteinstien6625]

best comedian I have ever seen

[@Mazjobrani]

+albert einstien much love my friend thank you

[@stevejacob3843]

Way better than Kevin Hart

[@shashankramesh945]

This had me in splits! 😂😂 Maz.. You are awesome buddy!

[@Mazjobrani]

+Shashank Ramesh thanks buddy I feel the same way about you!

[@aryangrover768]

Lighting up my day as always. thank you, Maz.

[@nishanthreddy6035]

Okay Mr. Jobrani, you indeed crossed a line there. You have planted a new song in my head and now I am gonna go nuts until it stops ringing in the back of my head. :-/ >:(

[@Mazjobrani]

+Nishanth Reddy 😂😂

[@roger_rev]

Come to India!

[@aryangrover768]

Ankit Khandelwal YES PLEASE

[@jindiana7742]

Ankit Khandelwal ikr,he totally should

[@jancovanderwesthuizen8070]

Ankit Khandelwal If I had the opopopoportunity I would, in an instant

[@jancovanderwesthuizen8070]

@@70.sabarinathajith80 Stay in India? Why would I do that?

[@cleokarma1876]

Ankit Khandelwal he will be a complete sellout.

[@aojha74]

That opportunity part is on repeat that's hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Stuck in my head Fan from India 🙏

[@mmhrad9665]

Love and appreciate your clean humor ...... we / humanity need it a lot . Thank you , may your well never dry out of good humor !

[@Mazjobrani]

Thanks for your support +Luba hrad

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

You are so funny!!! Supremely talented and this has me cracking up! I was in Turks & Caicos and a guy on a bicycle taxi gave me & another lady a ride that's only about two blocks. She gave him $2 tip. I gave $10 (I always tip big). He said "Oh my God, thank you!!" and he hugged me. :o)

[@shivamagarwal2715]

i fell of the bed while laughing when he started singing one opportu'naty'.....simply brilliant!

[@shivamagarwal2715]

*off

[@arkarya8768]

Whoa! I am surprised to see the number of comments Maz has replied back to. No other comedian replies back this much. The way he turned opportunity into a Bollywood song was just hilarious 😂

[@ShounakKatyayan]

I like your Indian bits. They are hilarious (as are others). I would like to take this opportunity to invite you to India :D

[@FirstNameLastName-wv2iz]

2 abbertoniti

[@ali699669]

PieFlame YT ,oppur...tunity

[@ajt01]

3 appur tunity

[@ajt01]

@@geznicks LOL

[@architjain8715]

One opportunity, two opportunity, three opportunity, upper opportunity 😂😂😂😂

[@shawnmassey8626]

love the vids Maz. lol you must spend a lot of time on KZbin to reply to so many comments.

[@Mazjobrani]

+Shawn Massey thanks Shawn much love to you and all my fans

[@issakhadra8540]

oh my God every time I am upset or down I watch this episode and my mood change love it especially 1opportunities.... thanks Mr jubranny

[@lolalechat7743]

Your humour is universal. Lots of love from France !

[@surendaradvani213]

I love u Max! I told about u to a Malayasian Muslim friend while we were preparing for FRACGP exam in the Bundaberg public library. And he loves u too!

[@sitaramenon4686]

that is hilarious !!! loved the song. I did experience this conversion problem and money value problem while in Iran.. it took me a week to differentiate between rials and toman !! and also I felt rich while in Iran considering the amount we got exchanged !!!

[@elizabethx275]

Hilarious as usual. Your task and duty now is to make many people laugh for the next 4 or 8 years 😜

[@aarondcosta3170]

love from india

[@Mazjobrani]

+Aaron DCosta nothing but love back bro

[@erfanasgari217]

LMAF

[@Siriuslyyy]

Still waiting for the day when a Maz Jobrani clip will NOT make me laugh. You are so talented. Always a joy to watch.

[@Mazjobrani]

+Sumbrela nothing but love buddy thank you!

[@Siriuslyyy]

I told my friends that you replied to my comment, and now my street cred has gone up by x1000 Maz.

[@daka5645]

Watched the whole show on Netflix already. It was amazing! Thanks for making me laugh!

[@Mazjobrani]

Thanks for watching +TheLittleRussian

[@ZapSh]

Man you nailed the opportunity part!

[@genericname3744]

that song is now stuck in my head.

[@Anthony-bw5bx]

Can we have a moment of silence for the heinous events that didn't happen in Sweden?

[@Mazjobrani]

😂😂

[@zoala001]

In sweden you can tip. some restaurants dont have tipping. but they never ask to do it! when they bring the card reader to pay you can ask them to delete the amount and you enter a new amount which the tip is included.

[@musashimiyamoto568]

Wow man! You reply to all comments. Please come to India for a live.

[@Mazjobrani]

+Musashi Miyamoto hopefully soon buddy thank you for your support!

[@ssn7i]

You are one of my favourite comedians Maz... Love from India! I saw your first standup in The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and since then I'm a great fan.

[@Mazjobrani]

+Ishaan Shrivastava much love Ishaan I appreciate you!

[@vikrammalhotra5434]

indian bit was hilarious XD ..this coming from an indian

[@michaeldob9526]

Vikram Malhotra, you know he's married to an Indian lady?

[@Mazjobrani]

+Vikram Malhotra appreciate you Vikram thanks for the love bud

[@bluenile4211]

Vikram Malhotra I found it hilarious too😂-from a half Indian in the UK

[@harshathammegowda1615]

ummarqureshi ooh that makes you one I believe. And stop portraying the country bad. I think whatever he said was apt and listen *it's comedy* It's not meant to be taken seriously

[@ummarqureshi]

I have seen many of his acts.in this specific one he taken the things to far that does not look like comedy instead its looks like insult.

[@erfanasgari217]

that song is going to be stuck in my head forever.

[@Maxxis1941]

Maz, I came across your vids a week ago and been watching ever since. HOW you escaped me knowing of you til now, I will never have any idea. I heard of the Axis tour, but... Dude, you rock. Keep up the great work. 👍👍👍

[@Mazjobrani]

+BionicForester19 much love my friend thank you much for your support!

[@Maxxis1941]

Maz Jobrani 👍👍👍

[@radisahli2150]

I can't stop laughing 😂 You need a medal of honour for this

[@kartiksamant3142]

True that! Hindi saying are good told in Hindi and explained later in English!

[@gunzlingerbil]

There is no such bs saying.

[@arsenqosja9526]

I watched all the videos in Maz's channel.Up to my opinion he is the greatest of all.I love his sense of humor,honesty,characters and mostly the way that he speaks about the diversity of the cultures.Amazing!!!!!!!!!

[@Mazjobrani]

+Arsen Qosja thanks Arsen appreciate you!

[@drewbranch7700]

Dude,I fell in love with Maz ever since I watched him in the movie “Friday After Next”. The way he said,”buddy”,and I was hooked. I would imagine he must be such a frolicsome individual and his sense of humor is impeccable.

[@majdarahal5755]

Now I'm gonna be singing one opportunity for the next month 😂😂😂 stuck in my head ... Oppoooortunity

[@PeanutBreathing]

"Didn't know we had a gum embargo in Lebanon" 😂😂😂😂

[@A358M]

My father is from Croatia, my mom is from Albania. My siblings and I are American born and raised. I have Iranian friend's omg they're the best people. I've traveled abroad and been to countless European countries. Iran and Lebanon are two countries i wish to one day visit🙏🙏

[@imanred1358]

Love your shows !! You are one of the funniest comedians .. I love how you interact with the audience .. please come back to Doha 🌷

[@Mazjobrani]

+Iman Red much love Iman thanks buddy

[@imanred1358]

Maz Jobrani and by the way Congratulations on Superior Donuts 👍🏼 I watch it every week .. keep buying small family business lol 😁😂

[@domaithuydung]

Oh man/ I have to replay.. So so hilarious. Thanks Maz Jobrani

[@Mazjobrani]

Thank YOU +Ellie Do [Đỗ Mai Thùy Dung] I appreciate you!

[@suvigyamishra2003]

3:53. this was way too hilarious. i didn't know this is how they make movies, even after being an Indian 😂😂😂

[@vaibhavbadoni5706]

"It bacame a Bollywood movie, and his cousins came from nowhere...!!" Omg...!! That was hilarious...😂😂

[@enricoangelini7629]

I must say that you are a very funny guy...hats off to you sir.

[@aminehakik9813]

MAN!!! I was depressed and pissed off about this fake contractor my girlfriend hired ( that I pay). So, I just retrieved to my little shed outside my house (caveman) before I go mid evil on both of them, I put on your KZbin channel AND after 10 minutes. I HAD A SMILE from one ear to the other. Didn’t need no drinks , no MEDS NO WEED EX...... Thank you so much brother. Keep doing what you doing. Oh! Your kiddos are beautiful. I’m sure ur lady is amazing as well. Thank you again MAZ. Much love from a Moroccan living in Arizona . 😉

[@giammira]

Unlike all other commenters I found the Australian impression the most original and funny😅😅😅

[@theinternetlawyer7126]

As a swedish iranian I really liked this video.

[@karna5998]

3:27 I Thought My Phone Is Fucked Up And Looping A Certain Scene AND THEN YOU STARTED DANCING AHAHA love from india(YES WE DO STUFF LIKE THIS ALL DAY)

[@shaishav1019464]

hahahah You are an awesome upperttuunnittyy.....amazing

[@studentcalm]

Dude... I really hope I can back to the states. Just to see you do that dance live"

[@Meghajbabu]

m8 legit maz is the best spot on with his jokes

[@Mazjobrani]

+Meghaj Babu much love buddy!

[@suhaslakkundi6892]

You are simply awesome! The Bollywood part was spot on!

[@stevem6587]

Maz, thank you for bringing your light to this world!!! We've seen you multiple times, last time in Denver (I was the tall bald white guy on crutches with the beautiful Persian wife). We'd LOVE for you to come to Denver again, and you would be welcome to a Persian meal as well! I'm sure you get offers all the time. Regardless.... thank you for being you. Your podcast is also fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Mazjobrani]

+Steve Marchbank Steve! Thank you for your unbelievably kind words & support. Much love to you & your wife. I appreciate you guys!

[@stevem6587]

Thanks Maz! We appreciate you TONS!!!! My newly adopted kids have been saying "one opportunity, two opportunity" - over and over again. THANKS! :P

[@elcabetoman]

Dang it Maz! Now I am looking at the cealing trying to sleep and all I hear is "one oportunity!!!" When are you coming to Tampa?

[@Mazjobrani]

+elcabetoman 😂😂 hopefully soon my friend appreciate you!

[@amirmohammadganji485]

I love the Australian accent🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@abhishekkumarsingh9855]

Opportunity 😂😂 that was soothing 😂😂😂😂

[@nora-Lirong]

Somehow seeing your dance made me think how much fun you will bring to an Iranian Indian party. You always bring joy to my heart watching u. Love from Dubai

[@FaycalSenseii]

3:20 oh my god I'm replaying it like crazy 😂😂😂

[@NoName-bm7xg]

At first, i thght he took it too far with the song and dance...i mean, Indians don't do that but then I found myself going "one opportunity two opportunity" in the shower. Damn Maz...now I m infected :D

[@paramprashar]

oppor tu--niity-- LOL not every indian has that accent! haha! LOve ur comedy! India loves ur humor!

[@ravish2cute]

Maz this was bloody hilarious... one opportunity two opportunity....

[@rishidevsharma6026]

Opportunity 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Sounds like "Upper toonity" 😂😂

[@arunkumar-ek1ug]

really gud..now both , u and Russell peters are my favourites 😂😂😂😂

[@samuelbartos3210]

I've been looking for opportunity song half an hour 😂

[@alvintupper5111]

love you bud . like all your clips😍😂

[@dawndusk5796]

I swear I was tearing 😂😂😂😂 that was hilarious

[@BehroozBanisalam]

Haha. You're always brilliant maz.

[@Mazjobrani]

+Behrooz Banisalam appreciate you Behrooz!

[@RoshinrajRavi]

Can't help but bring this up. Have you seen Maz's stand-up clip on Bruce Jenner? xD

[@amirrastgoo9711]

Awesome Maz awesome, damet garm.

[@warspearbros2634]

I love you

[@Mazjobrani]

+Warspear Bros I love you all back!

[@kristoffervalen2935]

In Scandinavia you tip basically by leaving some of the change on the table and leave and if you pay by card the tip are in the bill. So basically tip but dont give it directly to the waitress but leave the money on the

[@olliber4793]

His second cousins twice removed show up "one opportunity opportunity two opportunity three opportunity opporTUnity." gets me every damn time. love watching these with my mom b/c they make us laugh and i love having fun with her. -love from an American Iranian

[@adiboy010]

I know right.. I do it all the time.. Freaking converting every time in my head.. Great vid :)

[@salhuss22]

Welcome to india 🇮🇳 MAZ

[@AbhishekPattanayak23]

damn you're correct about the Bollywood song XD, I appreciate. (from an Indian)

[@supercomplex9]

Hey Maz! I don’t know where you have been all my life! Discovered your videos just yesterday and I’m hooked! I love your humour! And of course, being an Indian...I absolutely love it when you speak of India or Indians! Keep up the good work mate! ♥️

[@Mazjobrani]

Thanks for watching buddy much love!

[@blackplague7660]

Dude wtf I just saw you in the Detour and I was hoping for a new youtube vid Xd

[@Mazjobrani]

+Athy Abhyankar LOL thanks for the support Athy!

[@asfaquekhan6614]

that last one... die laughing😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kevinsalami]

loved it dude. keep them comming. alee bood.

[@maltesers008]

The opportunity song!!!! I'm dead LOL

[@pizzadesign]

"....they give you monopoly money..." Very relatable :)

[@sidd1298]

Maz jobrani you will kill me one day, but the thing is I'll die laughing.

[@TheAcmilan82]

You make me laugh. Your shows are great and very funny

[@mairaharis881]

"When you appreciate someone you appreciate them" I am Indian and I grew up on that saying lol 😂

[@yamiyugi1771]

Man,that opportunity song !Hilarious as hell!