The Worst Mistake I've Ever Made!

[@dari0827]

sweet anita is the only person I could imagine taking the phrase "we're in deep shit now" completely literally

[@L0LB1TPL3AS3-STAND-BY]

@Don't read my profile photo I read it, whatchu gonna do now 💀

[@kurxtachi]

😂😂😂😂

[@CRCRAZYCHICK97]

@Don't read my profile photo Rainy night? Not sure if I went far enough, but omg your "do not do this" channel thing was so entertaining. 🤣🤣 Was so fun, reminds me of when we wrote in the text books to go to a certain page and go from there. 🤣🤣

[@jtu1053]

🤓

[@1truemoose]

How will she follow this? Encore, encore!

[@WutTheDeuceGaming]

Every time I hear this story, I'm still amazed at how insane it is. I can't imagine sinking down in a pit of literal shit. That's REAL panic right there.

[@TheOriginalEviltech]

At least the first time...

[@Foxxie0kun]

Cartoons teaching us about quicksand instead of shit pits is the ultimate scam.

[@pvic6959]

see the thing no one is asking is.... .where was she that she was able to accidently fall into a literal pit of shit lmao

[@sirzebra]

@@pvic6959 dudebro, in the real world shitpits are everywhere in any countryside of any country, most of us are city rats but still you never heard of em' before ? What do you think makes your vegetables taste so good huh ? Shit ma boi.

[@brianjones9780]

you gotta get out and do more if this is the craziest story you've heard

[@Lucas__J]

Still one of the most random yet funny stories I’ve ever heard.

[@smokum0]

@Don't read my profile photo OK

[@mannywater2051]

@Don't read my profile photo what a tryp🙃

[@ticklord]

It's weird how life threatening and potentially traumatizing situations like this turn into just a funny story later on in life. Humans are weird.

[@jtu1053]

🤓

[@mannywater2051]

@@ticklord they sure are. . 😋

[@OldManShoutsAtClouds]

The stress smoking is what sold me, what a simple detail that added so much to the story

[@godemperorpepe]

Imagine your cause of death literally being “drowned in shit”.

[@mustangwolverine]

Or set on fire by shit

[@Spikebhaal]

Iam from a Village in Germany and there where 3 Deaths of Farmers falling in their Shit Pits ( they are underground) because they opened the Hole to pump some out but the gases made them faint and fall in. Sry for my "shitty" English.

[@lexilex72]

Happened before

[@Mooshanmut]

1:11

[@darkstonefire]

There’s a horrible histories episode about a guy in Greece who hid from soldiers in shit and died from the heat it produced.

[@ejmtv3]

You know when Anita is dead serious and focused on her stories because her ticks per sentence ratio is very low.

[@Zn00w001_]

I noticed that too 🥲

[@MatheusVenti]

Well, she also was saying "shit" and their synonyms so often that the ticks weere unnecessary! lol

[@Atillatzke]

In different videos she keeps saying that she also edits out some of the ticks as they can either be very inappropriate, long or disrupting the flow depending on what she is talking about at that moment.

[@ejmtv3]

@@Atillatzke that makes sense but a little tedious in my opinion

[@Atillatzke]

@@ejmtv3 if tedious or not would again be depending on the topic, day, her mood, etc. For some videos it might be tedious for others not at all. I just wanted to point out that she herself said that she sometimes edits out some ticks and so we never really know how much she ticked when talking about a specific topic.

[@WORLD_STXR]

I'm glad Anita came back safe after a shitty situation. I wonder why there wasn't a sign or gate warning people about the 💩 pool

[@nopenope1]

me too, no gate, no sign, how can this be legal? illegal dump? I mean if this stuff get into the ground water... or like the accident Anita told, you can very easy die in that situation... no help, beeing stuck etc, pp.

[@tayinnit2403]

no pun intended..

[@GoroScornshard]

Yes, when she told this story before she said it was an illegal cesspit. Ambulance story I think.

[@MeeshoV2]

what would they write on it? "Shit ahead"

[@conorstewart2214]

Vega Mantid she said something about rescue didn’t she? So I’m assuming it was with animal rescue and the owner or farmer maybe wasn’t treating the animals the best, hence probably why they also had an illegal cesspit.

[@mrandroid7469]

This happened to me to. I was running with my two big dogs on a field and just like you I've seen "a parking lot". After i jumped right in and my two dogs right after me all three of us looked at each other and realize how stupid we are. Luckily it was just two feet deep

[@arthurlam751]

Oh dear, glad you sound okay.

[@ariahazelwood3842]

I don't know why this made me laugh but I am really glad the three of you are okay!

[@Foxxie0kun]

Pups probably got the worst of it considering they needed baths AND dog's sense of smell is stronger than a human's.

[@jeanneann3545]

you should be proud, your dogs are so loyal they jumped into shit together with you 😂

[@Patrick-857]

@@Foxxie0kun Dogs love foul smells though. They would have been fine with it.

[@xtieburn]

Growing up in a fairly rural area of England we were warned about slurry pits in school. Including true accounts of how various kids have ended up literally drowning in them... I cant think of many worse ways to die. (Within that short a time frame at least.)

[@jbee02]

Ya i was about to say, before I read (that short time frame), dementia is pretty bad. Saw my grandma slowly lose her mind to it before death, and man is that horrible and slow way to go. Made me change my stance on assisted suicide.

[@hismajestylordsmenkhare5878]

Drowning is one thing but drowning in shit, damn that's just worse

[@jbee02]

@@hismajestylordsmenkhare5878 realistically once panic sets in from not being able to breath you probably wouldn't even be able to notice the smell or taste of what you're drowning in

[@unstoppableExodia]

Why create hazard like that though? Why not compost all that shit? The rich soil it could make would be worth a fortune from the crops you could grow in it.

[@mustangwolverine]

Probably managing to get out and be set on fire by someone having a smoke

[@BoredPodcaster]

That fact that you can tell this story with a straight face tells me you've dealt with some seriously awkward situations on the regular.

[@ffwast]

Well she uncontrollably says things like "would you like a fisting" all the time.

[@BC_W]

As someone who has worked on many farms and has dealt with this type of stuff there is a few things that I can say. 1. The car park thing. Yes provided the pile gets big enough and stays undisturbed for long enough it can look like a car park. (I have made that mistake as well thinking it was a car park.) 2. The guy smoking. Yes that literally shit is very flammable. Also, for those who don't know, the reason why you never cover shit pits is because of the heat the pit generates. The tarp on top will catch on fire because of the heat. And it stinks. A LOT. 3. The cleaning. Get that off of you as soon as possible as it just stinks and also if you have open wounds (big and small) could be a health risk. 4. Turning the heat up. Turning the heat up makes the decomposition process accelerate hence why the smell got so much worse. And also the boots. The fact that you needed 2 people to get them off. Damn.

[@gnarthdarkanen7464]

Especially on the cleaning up point... There's more than "sewage" in there, and bones are dangerous enough on their own, particularly since farmers and ranchers aren't often in the habit of post-mortuum medical exam's on dead livestock... No telling what killed them... BUT also because there's NO QUICKER way to get a septic wound than to break the skin and mash sh*t in it... It was effective for the Vietnamese to dig small pits into which they'd put a "punjy-board" (basic board with spikes pointed straight up) and then take a dump on it... A soldier who can't march (or walk) can't fight either... Be careful out there... ;o)

[@SebVEVO]

Yes you can't cover it, but why can't they put warning signs way before it. Many people and kids died in these.

[@Fahargo]

why not like i don't know put a fence with signs?

[@BC_W]

@@SebVEVO At least where I live these were always placed far away from where people had acess too. It might work differently in other countries.

[@BC_W]

@@Fahargo Where I lived it wasn't necacery. The farms were far away from easy public acess and the people working there knew exactly where they were so it isn't needed. Might work differently for other countries though.

[@paulanderson2963]

The fact that you were able to cope with this situation and come here to share your experience and even inject humor into it makes me want to declare you one of my heroes of humanity. You may not be changing the course of human history by sharing your life and experiences but you definitely are a fine example of what an ironclad resolve looks like and I absolutely love your seemingly genuine nature.

[@walther2492]

Just by seeing the thumbnail i immediately knew what was going on... 🤣

[@walther2492]

@Don't read my profile photo Don't read my comment

[@normalguycraig]

Same lmao, I'll never forget this story

[@bastet9994]

Same 😂

[@Damien-Lugnut]

Yeah she told it years ago in a stream hard thing to forget lol

[@JoeARedHawk275]

@@walther2492 My eyes

[@rossblezard574]

This is literally the most amazing story. I was raised in the west country (Somerset) and fairly regularly heard about people falling in slurry pits... a fairly unique occupational hazard!

[@dragonmac1234]

I've heard this story several times, and Anita offering a fisting to the paramedic always makes me laugh. I wouldn't be surprised if that isn't the worst thing she has heard, but I bet it was a bit of a shock :)

[@bagofchips8813]

a cute naked girl saying this to her, i can only imagine the wild conflicting thoughts racing through her head.

[@ValCronin]

The paramedic probably thought she meant like to be punched. I know thats a different terminology but in the moment when you hear fist, you think worst case scenario

[@annanieznanow1788]

I was hoping she said yes 🤣

[@jopi8138]

You don't wanna know what the paramedic was probably up to the weekend beforehand

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

I think the shock came not from the words, but from who was saying them.

[@dakstony]

Upsetting, and hilarious at the same time, glad you're OK Anita.

[@DaelinD]

I love that she tells it as if the cigarette could have ignited the cesspit like it was literally gasoline, and the flames would have crept, fuse-style, towards Anita and she would burst into flames, like a stick of shit-covered dynamite.

[@_harbinjer]

a massive gaseous explosion & instant death

[@stripedassape8148]

Cigarettes burn below the flashpoint for gasoline. Sparks from static electricity will ignite it but no one freaks out about that. Opening a car door causes a spark at the door switch which turns on the interior lights, but people open their car doors all the time near gas pumps. But smoking is prohibited. I'm not sure of the flashpoint of poo vapor but I would rather be safe than sorry and not risk it, even if it's a well ventilated area, like the great outdoors.

[@_harbinjer]

@@stripedassape8148 i guess when your stressed out & need a cigarette break, it's the last thing your thinking about, amazing how so many things have to go right in a situation not to go wrong, well said btw

[@krashd]

@@stripedassape8148 DaelinD's point was that any flame would not follow a path, it would simply go boom. Methane is a gas, gunpowder is a dust.

[@AuroraAce.]

wait is the whole shit pit flammable or just the fat layer on the top? if it was just the fat layer it would kinda be like that just in all directions no?

[@davidgraney3413]

You literally just described my life's greatest fear. When I was younger I almost fell into an open septic tank that was being serviced. No orange cones or warning signs just a hole in the ground that I missed and had one foot fall into. I forever more have a fear of drowning in excrement. Anita, you handled that was more poise and grace than I would've.

[@seandunne4931]

I thought i had seen and heard everything, but this story had me speechless.

[@krashd]

This is one of her golden oldies, this story is vintage Anita.

[@kevinhammond2361]

That’s one of the most incredible stories I’ve ever heard, I’m so glad you came through it well enough in the end. The only thing I can think of that compares is this guy who was nominated for a (posthumous) Darwin Award. He was on a ton of PCP and wandering through the woods. He came upon a group of furries having an orgy and tried to just join in and was naturally sent off on his way. He continued into the woods and apparently came across another furry except it was an actual bear. Police determined that he actually tried to mate the bear, apparently thinking it was a large furry (human)

[@MikyBounty]

Looks like the prototype of a weird country joke, something my drunk uncle would have tell at a barbecue on a saturday. He didn't steal his Award. :o

[@b212hp]

This is, without a doubt, the best "there I was" stories I've ever heard.

[@MelodyMLucianoNorris-qe8lc]

Thank you so very much for this!! I truly needed a good laugh today!! I also needed to know that there are other people out there who get into weird unexplainable and unbelievable situations on a regular basis like myself. I feel so much better now that I know I am not alone! You are the best!!

[@mishkadavani]

Had heard you tell this story before, had no idea you had pictures of yourself afterward

[@harukoharuhara7564]

@Don't read my profile photo i read it cant stop

[@Thor-hu2wq]

@Don't read my profile photo I'll read whatever I want! You can't stop me you're not my mum and/or dad!

[@Iremanenpeice]

@Don't read my profile photo who's gonna stop me

[@YYZed12]

@@Iremanenpeice WHO'S GONNA STOP ME

[@mrle0719]

it's crazy how good the storytelling was. big props for that

[@skullface691]

I did this once. The pit wasn't openly exposed it was actually in a shallow creek. Had my buddies not also been there to pull me out I would have certainly drowned in shit.

[@donkeysunited]

Up shit creek without a paddle?

[@PolymathAtif]

You will unlock the rarest achievement in human history.

[@LiarraSniffles_X3]

@@PolymathAtif not rare, cesspits kill multiple people every year as they are very dangerous, basically super quicksand that also can knock you out and can potentially kill you even after you escape via infection. There have been whole groups of people killed trying to pull someone out of them, they are kinda terrifying.

[@jayzenstyle]

@@LiarraSniffles_X3 yeah the toxic fume build up can literally suffocate people trying to help, adding more victims.

[@XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX]

can you not smell it as you approach it?

[@jackkraken3888]

Anita:"Would you like a fisting?" Lady washing her: "that's ok I've heard worse at the back of the van" Me:"Hold up"

[@johnnytieszen]

Right i wanna hear their stories lol

[@SliderFury1]

Hater: Antia is faking tourettes for attention! Anita: SHIT PIT.

[@MatheusVenti]

If this experience raise her a "shit pit" tick, it will be the funniest tick ever! lol

[@allornic7434]

@@MatheusVenti sounds absolutely dreadful

[@lesbianbush]

@@MatheusVenti haha! lets laugh at the tics! haha she cant control what she says! shut up man

[@tink6225]

@@lesbianbush she said herself its ok to laugh as long as its not mocking

[@xwasssabix2347]

@@tink6225 I don't believe you are ill-meaning by saying this, because I believe I know what you think you're commenting on, but the problem with Matheus Wendt's comment was that he basically hoped (or at least imagined, which isn't so bad I guess) that she developed a new tic from this. I know she said she was alright with people laughing at them, but I doubt she thinks hoping for new tics is cool.

[@sharpshooter147]

This could of been alot worse so happy your ok ..and u got a great story bonus

[@ThatRandomScouser]

that is the funniest thing I've heard in my life, that poor lady

[@nopenope1]

you mean would you like a f... I just had to stop and come down 😆 through reading the comments, damn this is just a story you can not make up 😅

[@wstrong1981]

Dare I say the funniest sh*t

[@meagain177]

So I would just like to say, Anita you are one of the absolute funniest people on KZbin ( maybe the planet) I love the way you tell stories and make someone you’ve never met feel like they are there with you on your adventures and the sheer fact that you are not self deprecating. It’s just nice. Thank you for sharing and I appreciate you

[@NEPats79]

I've heard her tell this story several times, and it *never* gets old!

[@FloridaManSteve]

Bless your heart! Glad you made it through that. I would've been mortified. But I gotta say, this story definitely made it into my 'Encouragement' KZbin folder. "Whenever I'm having a rough day, there's someone going through worse 'sh**' than me."

[@gilgamesh7055]

Sometimes i forget to supress my ticks in public (theyre not verbal, just weird sounds and movements) and i practically set a bad first impression for work-collegues etc. I'ts a constant debate of "Do you wanna be uncomfortable for a long time or scratch that figurative itch that you know is gonna either come back soon after or get worse just because you scratched it".

[@curiouscreature3305]

verbal tics are any sound or words you tic. so yes those tics are verbal

[@connierose29687]

@Curious Creature you're thinking of vocal tics, verbal would indicate words i believe :)

[@gilgamesh7055]

@Curious Creature and @Wolfwill I'ts not just sounds and noises. My head twitches, theres often an itch in my throat thats not physical and that i have to hum and cough in a weird way to satisfy, plus some stuff with my lips that i have no idea why im doing, like rolling my upper or under lip, or twisting my tongue in a tunnel and sticking it out of my mouth, almost like it massages the tongue muscles or something. Just a whole array of weird stuff. My little brother briefly had them when we were very young, although i don't know if he was just subtly mocking me or if it spread as some form of hysteria.

[@connierose29687]

@Gilgamesh yeah I understand! And tics are quite common at a young age, they're also genetic so with all those factors it makes sense why your brother would have tics! The ones you explained in that comment would be motor tics and the noise tics would be vocal, just in case you were asking (don't worry if you already knew that) :)

[@ilikedarknes3351]

@@suzyrottencrotch5132 y'know you don't have to have tourettes to have tics, I have tics, they're anxiety tics but its not tourettes. But theres a high chance that a lot of people that watch anita have tourettes because they might want to watch someone that knows how they feel, just like a lot of people in the lgbtq+ watch lgbt+ content creators, people tend to gravitate towards people that have similar experiences to theirs. I'm sure if people could turn off their tourettes, they would, but they can't! I'm ticcing right as I'm writing this, no ones watching me, I have no reason to, I just do.

[@ThatFletcherGuy.]

The fact that you could come away from that with any form of positivity and openly share your story is remarkable 🤣 I know it wasn’t fun and was completely serious, but hats off to you for making the best of the situation and sharing it none the less.

[@oguzhan.kusoglu]

Holy shit! I grew up on a cattle farm, and I swear that same thing happened to me. It was our feces swamp. I was around 12 and trying to catch a little chicken for some reason. Didn’t notice where I was running towards and suddenly stuck into the feces. Its density was low, so I quickly sank up to my shoulders. Our worker heard me yelling, then pulled me out with a plastic pipe. Then he washed me with pressured water. Fun times

[@A.K-nz]

I never get sick of watching your vids of stories or events about something that happened to you.... I can't pick a favourite though...they are all good....

[@bdawg1118]

I would be traumatized for life if this happened to me and she seems so chill 🤣

[@thisisdk7859]

Funny enough some people are calm because they've been traumatized. It's like instant desensitization.

[@TheOriginalEviltech]

You get used to it...

[@jayzenstyle]

It's either a coping mechanism or you get used to the trauma. I find myself being unnaturally calm after I injured myself riding my bike on a downhill slope towards a ramp. It was nice flying until you land flat with your face on the ground. And I just sat on the area I fell in for 15 minutes, looking at my cousin who checked me up if I was okay and me just silently nodding back.

[@TheOriginalEviltech]

@@jayzenstyle No, it's not the same. You just stop minding the smell and soon you stop seeing the bad stuff about it. As for when you get hurt the body automatically goes in to a shock state and floods your system with pain killers. You might even enjoy the feeling in the beginning if you have a high enough pain threshold. However when the natural painkillers fade out the pain comes back and you are fully aware of the trauma you have experienced. As for the other case - you can only cope with the sh*t shame or not. She obviously has bigger problems in her daily life than to worry about being ashamed for falling in to the pit. I do admire her spirit and personality!

[@suntaog]

You made their day. It's highly unlikely they will ever rescue such a gorgeous girl again!

[@jameswest8280]

Fire fighter coming home, "honey, you will, not believe what happened to me today".

[@boardvision4965]

Thank you for sharing such a gem of a story, it really brightened my mood

[@_gremlinboy]

Had already heard the story but was happy to hear you tell it again!

[@CountryMo]

Me watching it while eating... Too hungry to stop eating and too curious to stop the video

[@davidchan3238]

poor you

[@pizzariotin]

Lmao same

[@williamfournier3054]

THE SAME THINK HAPPENED TO MY FRIEND AND I! I feel you. Glad you didn't drown!

[@EckeVonDinho]

Pretty much the exact same thing has happened to me lol. Was helping a friend with the construction of a new pit at there farm once due to the old one being obsolete. It was in the middle of the winter and the wind was hauling ass. The wind hit me and I managed to step on a patch of ice, wich made me slip and almost fall in the the new empty pit we were working on. But somehow I managed to correct myself and took a step back onto what I beleved was a dirt patch... It was not. I slide down as far as my chest before my friend managed to grab ahold of me and helped me up. Would not have been able to get out of there my myself. it was like trying to swim in oil or such.

[@connorhammond3540]

i feel bad you went through that. but also this story did make my arfternoon a little better the way you explained was fantastic! thank you Anita injoy watching your videos!

[@IronmanV5]

Only way this would have been funnier is if one of the firefighters or paramedics had bent over "THWACK" And Anita saying "That's consent" while being cleaned off. Love you, bro!

[@thenson509]

Oh that would been TRAGICALLY hilarious! Talk about some sh$t! Ha ha ha. Oh as an older gent. . . I think someone lost their sense of smell.

[@charliekealoha]

Always love this story. Also, moral of the story is, Shit Happens.

[@johnnycochicken]

There you go!

[@turgsh01]

Oh, this story again... still a classic.

[@hanswoast7]

In Germany you need a silo to contain these pits and warning signs and stuff. That is great an all, unless you are good at climbing and manage to fall into the mandatory ventilation hole a the top. This nearly happened to me at about 12 years old. I am still very scared by the thought.

[@bta7658]

Daamn

[@Akanisen049]

One hell of a start to the video

[@Kamila-ey5vi]

I'm so used to watching Anita that I don't even laugh at her tics anymore, my brain just kind of ignores them, as if they were a cough

[@dimwarlock]

Falling into a poop pool: bad, really, really, really bad Almost getting burned alive: I didn't think it could get worse telling the paramedic if she wants a fisting: well... somehow it got worse Being hit on by a random dude at the hospital after those three things: the worst part. I like when you tell this story because then I have no reason to complain about my day.

[@guineapigtalks]

Right I was having a bad day, and I’m like eh at least it’s not this bad lol

[@Isaac-ho8gh]

This doesn't lessen bad days you have lol

[@guineapigtalks]

@@Isaac-ho8gh it makes it seem less bad because it’s not as bad as this lol

[@guineapigtalks]

@@Isaac-ho8gh it makes it seem less bad because it’s not as bad as this lol

[@Isaac-ho8gh]

@@guineapigtalks yeah I know, I just meant that smaller problems mattered as much as before.

[@shelbyl4681]

all jokes aside, i can't imagine how traumatized she was/is after that, especially with the dead bodies :(

[@MrTrill409]

Thank you for sharing such an entertaining story! Glad you’re okay!!! Hope to hear more of your adventures! Until then!

[@s.andrew8267]

This is a funny story. Sometimes you just need to hear others stories when you're going through a struggle to realize that a current situation could be way worse than it is. I may be going through a rough patch but at least I didn't end up in a pit of crap. Bless you Anita!

[@DontBeAJinx]

I remember you telling this story last year on twitch.

[@neilfoster814]

This is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time! Thank goodness somebody had the presence of mind to take photos! When we were kids, my little sister did EXACTLY the same thing, ran into a poop pond thinking it was grass. And it was a pig farm, so it was extra bad!

[@Whatupitskevin]

The same thing happened to my little cousin! Need to send this to him so he knows he's not the only one who has fallen into a shit pit

[@darkbrisco]

Magnificent storytelling. Seriously.

[@jonafoto]

This story was amazing 😂. Glad your safe and got a funny story our of it at least!

[@michaelhowell2541]

You are so lucky to be alive. Enjoy it. Stay safe. Be well.🤗😘👍🇺🇸

[@PhilippStarsky]

Shit happens... I'll see myself out.

[@giavanti0003]

I also have heard you tell this story before, and it still makes my jaw drop.

[@lexi0006]

This is THE BEST Halloween story I've EVER heard!! 😂 👻 🦠

[@mathisj6582]

The pictures of this story is just brilliant... haha. Tnx for sharing. :)

[@GAoki-hi2cu]

when she said the driver remained on the car and smoking. i was like, he would get fired either physically or his job.

[@TylerMcCaughey]

You're very lucky to have survived that! A farmer close to where I live literally 10 minutes had a slurry pit and he fell in and nothing he could do but wait for death. So am glad your made it out safe!!!

[@jbee02]

I started giggling when she said "I shit you not!" I think to my self, "really, you sure about that cause there seem to be a lot of shit in you story"

[@slackerzero7883]

I remember this story and I’ve got to say that the addition of the sound effects are great

[@Sup_ERS_Tar]

This is exactly why the internet was created.

[@sopcannon]

just when you think you have had a bad day!

[@YOUFREAKINNERD]

Knew it was the same story as before lmao. Fantastic. Never gets old.

[@bosh2640]

Once got hospitalised for not drinking water for too long lol

[@yeetomosquito8904]

omg same

[@Yor_gamma_ix_bae]

You gonna get Gaul stones or w/e

[@Yor_gamma_ix_bae]

Kidney stones !

[@rockmanbret9028]

@@Yor_gamma_ix_bae really? Idk much about it. How does that happen?

[@wdwoodcock67]

Wow..... What a breath of fresh air ( pun about the subject of this particular video) ...... Anita you are the best channel on the 'ol KZbin. Top 5 in my book. 😃

[@JingoCrochet]

damn you are very lucky you were with other people! I can easily see this as being an unsolved missing persons case, because nobody would think to look in a pool of poopy!

[@derekwilliams7527]

Potentially, the absolute best story ever told!

[@petrklic7064]

Didnt know that Britain is so developing country. I cant imagine having these deadly poop-cadaver-chemical-dump-holes in my country. It is completely illegal and punishable by law here.

[@NEliminator]

To be fair, I’ve lived in Britain my entire life and have never come across one so they are probably few and far in between.

[@allyh7075]

i don't think you have to worry about falling into one in the middle of London, it's just rural farming areas lol

[@masterpig5s]

This story. Brilliant. A dedicated video. Brillant

[@simonh7954]

I have never heard such a story in my life… I am so sorry for you but I have to tell you I was uncontrollably laughing also. I’m really glad you’re well though

[@theloniousMac]

You've improved. Far better than you used to be. I hope its all good for you.

[@kolangniVier]

She's a great story teller I'll tell you that

[@brandonrowe5963]

I love your stories. 😂😂😂 Thanks for sharing. And you are an angel! 😁

[@xnord9162]

Wait what?!

[@earlchapman37]

You are so loved, I hope you are well. Many of us do so hope.

[@aurigold]

Cool story to run into after eating lunch…lmao

[@Mechanicalasshole]

i watched it while eating lunch. no shame.

[@jtschaarsmith1325]

Wow 😳. That's a crazy day. Probably the most lovely lady to have handled it soo well❤️‍🩹

[@2012richj]

god damn not the video to click on when you just eating dinner suddenly my spaghetti don't look to appetizing

[@parkersumwalt8078]

I love this story. The pictures were a nice touch!

[@MarquiseM1210]

The most random thing to ever happen to a KZbinr/streamer

[@stephanieshanonn366]

Best storytime I have ever heard !

[@aaronzhang2895]

Ah yes a cesspool

[@jacksparrow9227]

Literally the best story I’ve ever heard

[@Ryan-hf4pe]

Moral: don’t randomly hit on people, you never know what they went through

[@aliveslice]

You have a beautiful unique name

[@jamesm6479]

But what if I have a scat fetish?

[@4477superman]

@@jamesm6479 Then remove yourself from society

[@ThePlaySpace-CurtainCall]

Jesus! That's horrifying. The chain smoking freaked me out the most, because I immediately knew why you brought it up.

[@Aubrey.strawbrey444]

The bog

[@ladyred7378]

Hands down best story I have ever heard! I’m sure it wasn’t fun for you at the time!

[@TaoriUTS]

imagine anita being stuck in a pit of shit, cursing like mad and noone would even suspecting something being wrong with her, because anyone would turn into a curse generator in that situation

[@CryptKeeperChuck]

No matter what, I would have risked my life to save you and only asked for a picture! You are Brave and Lovely!my wife has a Rare Spinal Cancer and we love watching you! Take care of you, you are Important!❤️

[@maxhydekyle2425]

My worst mistake was not spending all of my money on Anita

[@turgsh01]

Simp alert.

[@_harbinjer]

you sound like you're still alive, there's still time

[@CalamityCain]

This is, hands down, one of the funniest stories I've ever heard. And she tells it so well, haha!😂

[@GetOverHereG]

72 likes with 5 views 🤩

[@jamiew.2718]

As someone who works for the ambulance service i can assure you that would have made her day and I'm sure that's a story she often tells