Cute Girl Next Door

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●Instagram: / swoozie
●Twitter: / swooz1e

[@NikosNisyros]

One does not, simply, lose... 10 UNO games in a row. 😅

[@Rainxiety]

I do... when we actually make it to 10 games without killing each other

[@artinsaphire3081]

Apparently he hasn't met me before

[@F4LLEND4RK]

@Fuck off Why are you replying to every comment

[@sitarabegum2731]

@@artinsaphire3081 cz @ E43..

[@okthen3397]

Nikos video pro. Facts

[@David-ow3yc]

See you guys again when Swoozie needs to pay his rent

[@Humphrey_6ix]

DeDankest David 😂😂😂

[@TheAwesomeJeffrey]

DeDankest David on g

[@Inseva]

Yup

[@jeeternaalll5386]

🤣🤣

[@SilkyLew]

Damn 😂😂😂

[@jamelmacon1130]

I love how the girl next door had absolutely nothing to do with the story lmao

[@alexramos5801]

Jamel Macon Mia is the girl next door

[@reflexcyclic5826]

Jamel Macon she did because why would he call it "the girl next door"

[@bertnem3561]

Tonick Cyclic the girl next door had nun to do with the story it was prolly clickbait

[@masterskywalker8877]

Exactly

[@tiredblueboy3162]

😂😂

[@introvertednoise]

“La la la la la I’m just washing my Mitsubishi Eclipse” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@lilkakashi4963]

Na that 1993 Toyota surpa

[@TalooshDaBoss]

@@lilkakashi4963 IS THAT A SUPRA BRO

[@lilkakashi4963]

Omg that a supra

[@johnwill4560]

@@lilkakashi4963 can you explain this supra meme plesse

[@Im_alivexx]

Nah 2008 Honda

[@yeetmeat2734]

"she was starting to give me the eye" Her: 👁️👄👁️

[@duchi882]

*You know she's a pretty girl* when she is drawn Anime style

[@RalphHenryxx]

Duchi 😂😂😂 100%

[@royallifeent.2748]

Duchi m.soundcloud.com/king-ace-736196096/move-back

[@osker26g83]

yo but the story had straight u nuthin to do with her

[@iiu19xx]

😂🤣

[@devincognito8932]

big facts

[@swoozie]

but no for real... how often are u guys outside in front ur house just chillin?

[@liomst4591]

Not that often.

[@saraiross4358]

I actually started going outside to catch a kitten I caught him I'm back inside now😂.

[@xx_adonis_xx5339]

Everyday I hang out with people in my neighborhood

[@fl4shjordan]

sWooZie i’m usually just chilling in the car vibing for a few minutes after i pull up in the driveway

[@skinnytrini3275]

Very often

[@ellmcel7313]

Is everyone else on a lockdown sWooZie marathon too?

[@thenegaxd3830]

You know it!

[@jayjumper27]

Ella McElherron yupppp

[@ok_boomer_shrek]

No

[@bugvineboom]

Eyyyyy gang gang 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@imposter607]

Maybeeeee

[@CallMeKhari]

“HELLOOO THE NEGRO’S HERE” literally sounds like me announcing myself

[@Tsomy]

I swear sWooZie has lost his virginity but he's just not telling us. Then in 10 years we're gonna get a notification saying "How I actually lost my V-Card 20 years ago"

[@ianvillaluz8279]

Yea and I bet it’s from Mia

[@tjswxgg]

💀 Dead ass

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

@@ianvillaluz8279 "She got more aggressive as she got older" Something DEFINITELY happened passed kissing.

[@smiley5536]

@@thelegacyofgaming2928 lol you mean- never mind

[@sneezingrobo]

Well then, I guess it was "Uno and Despicable me" before " Netflix and Chill."

[@The_Real_Slender]

Got to tell you the truth here but why does cute girls go out with ugly guys getting ugly childs while cute men go out with ugly girls and the girls are whores

[@Viewsk8]

This is gold

[@SupremeMarioGamer]

For real tho, Swoozie broke the Bro Code by hooking up with his friend's sister, THEN giving that friend the evidence while the sister AND THEIR DAD are there.

[@johnhallbrook2905]

In 2020 it’s gonna become Uno fortnite edition and despicable me 4

[@Viewsk8]

@@SupremeMarioGamer Of course. Bro Code subsection 39-C: If a bro does in fact hook up with his bro's sister, he shall not provide evidence of said hooking up in front of his bro's father and sister.

[@unknownrabies2954]

0:58 "La la la la la, just washing my washing my Mitsubishi Eclipse. He ha he ha he." 😂😂😂

[@benjaminstevens4468]

“Gary lives 10 houses down, … so I drive over.” 😂

[@benjaminhaden8023]

The illanet is something that Swoozie needs to be on more

[@royallifeent.2748]

Benjamin haden m.soundcloud.com/king-ace-736196096/move-back

[@tailorednest4829]

No no no u dont hunderstand he online eryday boi on instagram

[@itss_smiley7966]

“I’m warning you.... chill”😂

[@itss_smiley7966]

Yooooooooooooo sWooZie noticed me😨

[@Perez.__.]

Congrats

[@Gaiwen_Li]

akeem smiley cool

[@jaeljaven1794]

Swoozie voicing the female characters cracks me up

[@CopperRavenProductions]

True story: when I was about 7 years old or so I would play UNO with my family. I was a master UNO player so much so I never lost. Not a single game and it pissed them off so bad. Howevet it was not because I was good at UNO. ..... ( hee hee evil laugh) i learned early on as a child that the gloss on the back of thr UNO cards would reflect the colors on the edges of the back side. The kitchen table had a light above it. So I could faintly see green or yellow whatever reflect. The irony was the more they tried to hide there cards bending them in. The more I could see the color. If I saw no color I knew it was a uno card. 😂 They never figured it out and thought I was some uno card playing savant lol

[@sprinkelle1165]

Omg saving this for later ty

[@DK-gl3ih]

Lol

[@Keig00]

Swoozie:don’t tell anybody about our uno game!! Swoozie: talks about it on KZbin

[@maximerandrianarivelo4611]

🤣

[@lamarvincouncil8548]

😆😂😂😂

[@iayyden]

Me realizing that Mia’s name isn’t Megan but it’s not Mia either

[@kehlanispencer2519]

lol what Is it

[@iayyden]

Kehlani Spencer idk lol

[@jessicacouren7784]

Swooziieeee I used to watch you aaaallll the time in high school, you’re still the same !😭🤣😂🤣 love it

[@zer0378]

*Cute Girl exists* *swoozie:* Imma about end her whole relationship

[@enigmaticbeing7703]

Lmfao

[@romannichols1954]

lol

[@WesHoe]

Eljo Kuka to not fuck don’t forget 😂🤦🏾‍♂️

[@mop879]

EARLLLLLY

[@HermitGRAB]

"hello, the negro's here!" - sWooZie 2019

[@mallypro575]

Me when I surprise attack the kkk

[@derktheturk]

why is everyone here just now? did we all just re-find sWooZie?

[@abc-eb4zh]

Yupp

[@starprince5098]

Yes.

[@bentennyson2615]

I haven’t seen swoozie in a decade

[@tanicwhisper0647]

Fr

[@coltonkerbs7466]

"I could be her side man" Dang he's really changed, Swoozie 4 years ago wouldnt go anywhere near that.

[@MrRubiksguy]

Hard, I'm like low key sad that he's strayed away from those values

[@OurKindofEntertainment]

sWooZie videos are like MCU films; you've gotta look closely for Easter eggs from previous videos (even ones from YEARS ago). Bet we'll get an Endgame story in a video someday where ALL of these girls are involved in a big adventure with sWooZie

[@nikolajovergaard4774]

i hope it will be on pornhub

[@hetalandpuravsheth2909]

Nikolaj Overgaard wtf

[@infinitez4186]

Nikolaj Overgaard what no

[@imranosman3714]

Nikolaj Overgaard YOOOOOOO💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣😂🤣💀

[@ronaldmccluskey3542]

Sl4ayd e

[@hallanween5176]

I love how he’s playing Just Dance 2020 in the beginning 😂

[@erika8349]

As a big sister, I see my brother’s friends as little kids. He’s 25 and they still look like little kids. Every time I see them I’m like “Oh, look how much you’ve grown!” 😂

[@EmmaW5]

*Remember when he always said he'd wait until marriage?* Haha, that disappeared.

[@nnamnotplayin]

This nigga done had 80,000 relationships

[@TD04_Trav]

1:00 BRO I HAVE AN ECLIPSE HAHA THIS CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD 😂😂😂

[@brokenchains1065]

I absolutely love how he says "Nonono not today Satan." Then 10 games after *Intense making out*

[@baddieaesthetic3111]

“Helllooooo the negreo’s herreeee” took me tf out 😭

[@SogunXMike]

See u guys in 2021 when Swoozie decides he needs us again 😭😭

[@itzalyssa2300]

Hello de negro here lmao😂 2:10

[@nehemiahwilliams3656]

Gary watchin this rn is heated

[@coreydudem3]

Looks like she is washing her car with a peanut 😂 0:59

[@ykace5644]

Corey Jones m.soundcloud.com/king-ace-736196096/move-back

[@WesHoe]

Corey Jones lmaoo I just noticed tht

[@user-el4qf3yh9t]

Yo at this point I feel like Swoozy’s just makin up all this shit lmao

[@TheClarkBark]

At “I pulled out the list” I 100% knew he was. No one does that, that’s just ridiculous.

[@StillSomeNigga]

Swoozie is basically the g rated version of Kevin Hart

[@pokebag]

Imma miss this art style

[@Noah-hx9oi]

Yeah this art style is why I subbed because it's simplistic. I love the new one though.

[@jermarionfrancois798]

You want to know your problem "That illinet turned all y'all girls into hermits" -SwooZie 2019

[@redhood8383]

“Nonononono not tuday satan not tuday” swoozie ended up succumbing anyway 😂😂

[@alanr4147]

She puts on descipable me as background noise 😂😂😂😂

[@naomirose1279]

"would i be okay if gary hooked up with my sister... BUNOMUMOMUMOMONUM we just start going at it"

[@bucketfeetsupreme9524]

How many chics has this dude been with

[@k9nate126]

At least 2

[@Quintori]

Glad the facade has come down though and he's admitting to hooking up, because all this "all we did is make-out" noise was getting eye-roll worthy. Like homes, you can admit it, we already know.

[@creativebusinessunit7506]

@@Quintori wait he admitted?? When?

[@arturomorelli8150]

"she was probably living next door to me while she was single, but that's the problem; you cute girls never come outside!" -Swoozie Truer words have never been spoken. Hardest truth to except for guys looking to flirt. This man is a legend.

[@soleirra9642]

"Not today Satan"

[@aalia8629]

“The Internet (illanet) turn everybody into hermits” OK BOOMER

[@mohammedazizmessadi6898]

Why must you end this man's life in such a brutal way smh 😢

[@unaisqureshi5812]

oof there’s no coming back from that, swoozie

[@Brodie029]

Ok zoomer

[@ItsZiincx]

He said illinet*

[@OnizenArt]

He's not a Boomer though

[@gabemvg]

What was the point of adding the Jessica thing? 😂

[@elegies4]

1:00 my favorite laugh ever

[@acry4734]

"Hey the negro is here." followed up "I say something so I dont get shot" broo

[@justelineyamtan9174]

“Hello the negro is here” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@madderthanever]

So the whole 'Cute Girl Next Door' thing was just a diversion to be all like: *"Oh, BTW: I made out something fierce with my best bud's sister!"* Smooth, Swoozie... smooth.

[@Mister_Jay_Tee]

He literally just told us about how salty he is to lose Uno 10 times.

[@swoozie]

Mighty Mad - :insert sinister laugh here: well Mia lived in my neighborhood so she was not nexttttt door but a few doors down. And it wasn’t looking like Jessica was gonna make me her side piece any time soon

[@madderthanever]

@@swoozie Hey I get that - playa gotta play! 😁

[@Gaiwen_Li]

sWooZie they usually got something up anyways. Not worth the trouble

[@Draggo_]

Calling UNO a game of chance was your first mistake, young padawan.

[@shokojimhollingsworth3940]

Binging all Swoozies vids right now and im dying 😂 Seriously I know you all know it already but this is the funniest channel on youtube omg

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

Can't relate, I never had anyone next door out here in my forest

[@MZKtheRAPPER]

The laughter of the girl washing the car 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ELCobb83]

Doing that peanut butter and jelly time dance in the intro...lol. I just learned about Swoozie. Glad I'm so late. I've been binging like a mug...lol

[@coreybixby3598]

Haha I watched a little bit of him years ago and recently started again and have tons of content to watch it's awesome

[@elisegallerno2708]

this man was 2 months away from APPRECIATING the hot girls staying inside

[@kendallburrows2506]

i love how this video had nothing to do with his neighbor

[@ayannasemper2716]

Swooz was scared that man Gary would take his revenge 😂

[@the_eternal_darkness_8436]

Damn everybody coming to this video at the same tome? Is everyone on a swoozie binge?

[@frost-zt1jg]

No I used to binge his shit all the time but I just remembered him so now I’m here😁

[@migwellm4915]

sWooZie: down to 3 cards Her: has 10 Her: draw 2 ,draw 2 ,draw 2 ,reverse ,skip ,reverse reverse ,UNO sWooZie: dang it

[@greekyogurt5014]

She lucky 😂

[@joshuapak3387]

Swoozie: We CaNt TeLl AnYoNe ALSO swoozie: MAKES A VIDEO ON IT 😂😂😂 Oh wait Gary found out 💀💀💀

[@mitsukiification]

We all ain't gonna talk about how Swoozie got a list of all the girls he's ever hooked up with? He out here tryna make us think he ain't playin games in these streets. But he's playin.

[@swoozie]

Fun4U - I was framed. Clearly

[@mitsukiification]

@@swoozie the lies continue. 😂

[@thrustonbenny9004]

I love how swoozie trini roots just come in randomly that STEUPS THO

[@masterskywalker8877]

The cute girl had nothing to do with the story.

[@mynamehasvalue8090]

Nobody: Nobody at all: Swoozie: Hides his sister when any of his guy friends come over

[@WesHoe]

AnthonyOnaGrind he rarely mentions her 😂

[@thelonewolf7443]

This meme needs to DIE! It’s not funny or clever, seriously come up with something better 😡

[@VOLAIRE]

Where can I purchase this Playstation Quatro that you speak of?

[@ulysessoliverasponyman]

I have one

[@ImmediateManzy]

Any game store

[@Tdugg]

Lmao. Get me one if you find one

[@ImmediateManzy]

@@Tdugg it's a ps4 Quatro means four in Spanish

[@jartiste]

Cuatro*

[@marklanning25]

Yo swoozie, I just graduated from Basic training for the Air Force I was expecting at least 1 vid man I need the vids I crave it

[@Dream-li1gi]

Mark Lanning Congrats. I’m going to BMT for the Army NG this summer after I graduate.

[@epinephrinetasteslikeoil.1498]

Look, Animation and editing takes time. You cannot just rush perfection!

[@djnash5670]

Gary: Why’s my sister’s name in here? Swoozie: Bombaclat.

[@Chiemek4]

nah thats young don the sauce god they should collab again tbh

[@kyariju]

he rly juked us with that jessica part

[@sefire]

“I could be her side piece. Ain’t nothing wrong with that” Ain’t that the truth 😅

[@Redxminder]

everythin wrong with it

[@kailol4320]

I like how his notes of people’s hes hooked up with has Lara Croft in it

[@jayxo4012]

The Mitsubishi Eclipse 😂

[@shaukahodan2373]

This don’t have anything to do w the cute girl next door

[@kingkai9582]

Remember when Swoozie was talking bout saving himself for marriage? 💀 lmao good times 😂

[@AWhatPlayerTony]

He didn’t “hook up” hook up with them, probs just made out with them

[@yourmom9431]

he means saving his "children" for marriage i guees he thinks making out with 20 girls is any better i dunno lmao

[@FalconFlyer75]

pretty he just says no sex before marriage, though i'm pretty sure he's gotten as close as humanely possible

[@xrp.porsche]

Him hooking up with girls means kissing not sex

[@Lelouch12195]

That “BOOM Nom nom nom nom nom...” gets me everytime 😂

[@Reia_Shi]

I can NOT believe this man is still doing these videos. I watched him when I was 12. 6 years ago bro. Genuinely forgot about him but wondered upon him again.

[@AumariUniversity]

Swoozie is the goat of abstinence im proud

[@shizukaaaa]

Ok but like I'm just realising this hasn't got anything to do with the gorl next door to Swoozie but him flexing about smooching his friend's sister 🤣

[@AllieoreoCraii]

Adanté...did no one catch that??🤣😂

[@attyk9]

Man, you are unstoppable. Always makes good stories.

[@cookcountyrapper1382]

who else has been subscribed to swoozie for years and had no idea that he had a sister

[@marche800]

You know what, you're right

[@WTFudgeMaster]

I was surprised to hear that too. I feel lied to.

[@JustCallMeShadow]

I feel like at some point we've heard about her but I could be getting him mixed up with another KZbinr. Either way after seeing your comment I'm unsure and am now questioning the whole thing.

[@jovqu8648]

So we gone act like he wasn’t gone for like.... Ever????

[@tythegamer8089]

Just wanted to say I have been watching your content for a few years now and I'm amazed at how great your videos have become. Your amazing man keep up the good work.

[@codyunruh7071]

Bruh this easily your funniest story in a while 🤣🤣

[@saddesther]

“Oh no no no, not today satan” 😂😂😂

[@bnjmn8440]

I'mma yell "THE NEGROS HERE!" whenever I enter a library from now on

[@jayy7955]

HOW DO YOU HAVE SO MANY CHANNELS ESPECIALLY MR BEAST 😯

[@sirsirui6338]

Gary watching this be like:👁👄👁

[@aj200415]

“I never let Gary see my sister again...ever...”. Lmao!!!!! Just pissed myself!!!

[@therealramos5542]

“No no no not today Satan” 😂😂😂

[@frigginmanatees8616]

The moral of this story is: Adande sucks at uno

[@SirD0gg0]

Just subbed a couple of days ago, and let me tell you, I've been watching all your videos from the beginning! Your videos are so entertaining!!

[@braedonm-w8225]

Alright boys it’s time too watch other youtubers for 2 months and come back to find only one new video from sWooZie

[@deathfromsmiles2777]

"Nono not today satan" LMAOOO😂😂😂😂

[@laxxev4893]

😂

[@angelh1039]

Swoozie:*uploads a new vid.* Me:”yoo the negros here” 2:10

[@Tovinthorn]

For that VERY reason, I purposefully always refer to them as "sister" and "kid" just to further reiterate the distance and line.

[@suavetyb]

No one: Swoozie: I swalaagaa

[@saschz]

I forgot you existed, but I'm glad I found you again

[@tomitapanila8453]

Could not relate more

[@livi9777]

Same😭