How I met JAY Z

[@swoozie]

Side note: When Jay Z came to the pool, he and Beyonce weren’t public - so as far as the public knew he was single. If that was actually the case tho... I dunno.

[@kevinpawl211]

If someone dies in a living room, is it still a living room?

[@rosy8906]

Ohhh, I see👀👀 sWooZie being actin' *real* smooth with Beyonce 😎😎

[@kevinpawl211]

If that guy stood up to Jz maybe he would be Beyoncé’s husband today!

[@not_me16yearsago70]

Hey SwOoZe

[@ezclpaslol9375]

Epic.

[@badactor3323]

Swoozie: How I once locked eyes with Jay Z from across a pool

[@shanyok]

4k like

[@shanyok]

1.4 k

[@blakejames9194]

😎

[@lucyk8260]

"JAY B I LOVE YOU!" that cracked me up

[@luhxdraco650]

He spittin

[@fadedout1422]

Jay b mhm

[@aslanstruthers7365]

Lmao

[@Fxsh0.J3m]

Its Jay Z

[@lucyk8260]

GODLIKE J I know it’s jay z I was just quoting was swoozie said it was a joke

[@TheRomeo123321]

That Chris Brown “Look at me now” joke is mad underrated 😂😂😂❌🧢

[@lady534021]

Facts!

[@slimeballl.]

The word "underrated" is overrated

[@bumblebeej602]

It’s had me dead 😂😂😂

[@frostfistace7813]

Shit takes you back to 09

[@stephenodoherty2793]

@@lady534021 hi

[@xfactorx999]

This man really just beatboxed the grindin' beat. That sounded too clean.

[@mashisseosseo1171]

So I wasn't the only one that heard it hahaha

[@Criii.art_]

when the guards started beat boxing i died 😂

[@tacrewgirl]

I was thinking the same thing.

[@izzy1221]

Swoozie faking Beyoncé’s voice is the greatest gift I didn’t even know I needed!

[@swoozie]

Izzy - thanks! I think it’s some of my best work.

[@RisingJay]

sWooZie bro when’s the tape droppin?

[@Thefirehawkman]

I’d argue the Chris Brown impression was better

[@stevenwenger4018]

Izzy honestly beauty is it’s entirety

[@حسينجمال-ي2ش]

كيوت

[@SogunXMike]

I died when the little boy said “Hey Jay-B” 🤣🤣🤣

[@ovodelta]

The moment i saw this i heard 𝗛𝗘𝗬 𝗝𝗔𝗬 𝗕

[@ktime2037]

Still better than "Hey B-Jay" 🤔

[@miteshtari786]

Same lmao 😂😂😂

[@tbkilla999]

I swear foo on gawd I did 😂😂😂😂😂

[@krazy73]

The boy knows only one famous person carti B

[@JoeyLuckyBoyNato]

this is my type of story telling

[@torilareine8114]

“Beyoncé” singing naughty girl took me out😭😭

[@JeromeProductions]

💀

[@ishish8816]

3:50

[@mypreferences6311]

IKR!!!!!!!

[@ajstudios9210]

Girl: "I think Jay-Z just hit on me!" So, are you Becky with the good hair?

[@JAYYTV_Vids]

😦😦🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@KimboHenry]

"Drop an ambiguous beat so this video don't get demonitized" Drops one of the most recognizable beats in school lunch table history

[@moniquelynch7487]

This video should be called: *_"Swoozie caught Jay Z cheating on Beyonce for 6 mins straight"_*

[@princess_sonianevermind]

MOMO 😅😂😂😂😂

[@Extremeredfox]

Then we would have never seen or heard from Swoozie ever again.

[@begonepls]

Yea I was botta say that

[@Ruben-wm7hx]

How if they wasn’t even dat-

[@jordynivey2736]

FACTS

[@blackdynamite1288]

4:24 that beat actually went hard😂🔥

[@nirmalschannel]

It's an extremely popular hip hop beat from the song "Grindin" that came out in the early 2000s. It's known for the drums

[@jalia3984]

Yooo Anthony’s entire story had me dead the whole time!!!😂😂 “Me and fourteen other people” 😂 “how imma break up with my girlfriend so me and Beyoncé can be together” 😂 “at a dirt nap, pushin up daises see you at the crossroads” 😂

[@myellatorres2110]

and the beat lmaooo

[@charlestolbert1111]

They so black they eyes are yellow

[@CKing97]

MY HEART SANK INTO MY BOOTY

[@prim_manga9885]

4:30 [Lyrics] (Correct me if I'm wrong) What you think you can F with me? *Jigga wha?* Recognize strict Jay to the Z *Jigga who?* You just gonna run up in the club, son? And start disrespec'ing me? *I don't even know what you talkin' bout. Dog, I think you got me confused* Oh? That wasn't you kissing on my girl? That was a motherfuck' ugly dude **Gasp** *My bad I was wasn't tryna be rude* What should I have my boys do to you?

[@abjaham5988]

Thank you so much

[@jayfytb]

“Some Other front ugly dude “ no beef

[@authentictrashbag3832]

OH DANGGGGG

[@noobybtd9647]

DAMNNNNNN

[@S.C.-wo8hq]

*Recognize, trick

[@rdzandre8005]

When Swooz started beatboxing.. I yelled uncontrollably “I’M YO PUSHAAA”

[@fredmagic09]

Man these youngins out here won't get that reference! Smh

[@Bmrk349]

From ghetto to ghetto, back yard to yard....

[@Cabrerandy]

I was like hold up hold up THIS GRINDINN

[@CheeksOfButt]

Call me subwoofa

[@Salemwaaa]

I’M YO PUSHA

[@MrWoWiggy]

You know how many times I have to pause the video to see the small text swoozie pops on the screen for 0.000002 seconds? Always worth it tho 😂😂

[@vermillionxuxusss5801]

When? Gimme timestamps i didn’t notice lol

[@deoxal7947]

He listens to Darknet diaries, man of culture

[@veghead05]

I don't appreciate it 😒

[@keithmckellar9913]

Yup same here

[@faps2yah535]

if u pause and use < > u can move the video frame by frame

[@jakekanter8826]

“BUT DID YOU DIE?” - Leslie Chow

[@ilsebriseno4852]

Words to live by 😂😂😂

[@aceshadows]

Mom is always saying this when she makes me do something I don't like

[@dylanthebiguy]

NAAAAAAAA

[@CrazyBbq6481]

I know right

[@dylanthebiguy]

@@CrazyBbq6481 yaaaaaaaaaz

[@adamabera]

"My heart sank into my booty..." 😂

[@Lilracky64]

Literally the only comment about that 🤣

[@tobygeorge1100]

"yo they so black, Their eyes yellow" I may die in peace XD

[@Oae119]

😂🤣😂🤣

[@eLLcartoons]

That was amazing.

[@jalissalong9382]

Me to

[@Borka_exe]

Bruh

[@JR_Skepticz]

Yo 2 replies?

[@cogniferous2537]

Sw0ozie's "friend" got low-key bars.

[@prismmoont1635]

Anyone noticed him saying “killing two stone with one bird”😂😂 I died hearing that

[@magdalenadiaz495]

That’s why there was 2 stones and 1 bird 💁🏻‍♀️

[@princess_sonianevermind]

😂😂😂😂

[@booty_hunter4207]

"Anyone notice" they said, meanwhile, everyone had noticed

[@prismmoont1635]

@@booty_hunter4207 why are you hating when I'm just making a fun comment???

[@booty_hunter4207]

@@prismmoont1635 I dont really feel like explaining why that's stupid, so just know that it is

[@atl4l925]

“Drop an ambiguous beat” I knew it was “grindin” the whole time you ain’t slick swoozie😂

[@rxberto.z4417]

I died when Beyoncé was singing at the club

[@iris-gf3of]

when he started rapping, lemme tell you!!! I LOST IT😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dontwatchmyvideosyouwillre6997]

*How many stories does sWooZie have in the vault?!*

[@mountaindewfrostbite142]

🎊🎱⚾💻😭😭 You suck More Than Jake. I love you Susie and don't talk by the rapper keys for.

[@ohemmaAna]

Lol are you trying to say Jay Z tried to cheat on B with Sabrina and later had 2 random pool girls in cabana?

[@micah459]

That's what it sounds like

[@QueenMizu]

He was just saying what she said I think. And you know how rappers say that stuff but don't really mean it anyways

[@TheCaliber]

i think his jay z pool story was before they were dating

[@michaelzachary00]

@Vikki DC I mean swoozie in his late 30s maybe 40s by now so you never know

[@mordecai6937]

@@michaelzachary00 Bro what? He's 31 😅

[@nateseu3983]

Whenever I see the notification for one of swoozies vids I stop everything to watch it. Mad love swoozie

[@kefiraahavah5434]

Bruhhhhh me to 😂😂😂😂

[@ImKingReal]

Even Pewdiepie?

[@jadenhodge9885]

Same, im literally in class

[@yellowbubblequeen]

I was at work and my boss has a no streaming policy. I watched it anyways. Who needs a job 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@michelleso8407]

i have replayed the rap like 17 times... i need this to be my ringtone

[@n1na_ez]

"My heart sank into my booty" Idk why but that part had me dead

[@OurKindofEntertainment]

@4:30 if sWooZie wrote and spit those bars himself; I think we can all agree that Jay Z was the one who missed out on one heck of a protege

[@jasonhalvorsen9767]

My favorite part was generic ass beat 😂😂😂 had me dead for some reason idk

[@shykiaembry9828]

Lmao I think that beat was supposed to be grinding by pusha t

[@RisingJay]

need a whole album full of those lol

[@AveryLiburd]

@@shykiaembry9828 pusha t? you mean... the clipse?

[@shykiaembry9828]

@@AveryLiburd yeah clipse but I like to say pusha t is the more recognizable one. Plus the dude who commented might know who that is specifically

[@shykiaembry9828]

@@June26Brown right! Takes me back to elementary. Lol

[@RollinRoyce]

THE BEYONCÉ SINGING KILLED ME 😂😂😂

[@toaster_boi]

Damn Jay-Z dropping that beat almost as fast as he cheated on Beyoncé.

[@torionaashlee2000]

“Jiggaman...I sweatergawd.” 💀💀

[@QuantumXJ16]

That Simone girl had me dying! "Nocashonlymate."

[@DopeDevastation]

That shit was funny af😂🤣

[@AlliandoX]

i thought she said no sorry mate

[@spookiekawaii]

“J B I LOVE YOU” I screamed

[@euphoria9011]

Simone sound like a young British boy from the industrial era

[@JAVIJAVIJAVI-o1c]

When he started quoting Chris brown I lost it 😂😂😂

[@colquiitt]

Lyrics: Jay-Z: What you think you can F with me Anthony: Jigga wha? Jay-Z: Recognize jig-jay-to-the-z Anthony :Jigga who? Jay Z: You just gon run up in the club son and start disrespecting me? Anthony: I don’t even know what you talking about, dog I think you got me confused Jay-Z: Oh, that wasn’t you kissing on my girl, that was some other butt ugly dude Anthony: *gasp* my bad I wasn’t tryna be rude Jay-Z:What should I have my boys do to you?

[@myhextixmind8632]

son i read this as it was happening

[@ts5683]

myhextixmind SAMEE 😂😂😂

[@86Vlll]

Recognize trick*

[@iampg42]

4:23

[@aaronacosta119]

After a “whole” year this video finally pops up

[@jamesbrasfield2944]

5:08 I would like to just point out that Anthony’s epitaph is “He got a little too close to the Queen and ‘someone’ *clapped his cheeks* “ That is all 😂😂

[@gib148]

Jigga what?

[@juniorwiggles1581]

The thing on the gravestone

[@meltonchambers8067]

Gayyyyyy

[@Jared-h4o]

“Ion see how you could hate from outside the club... You can’t even get in”😂😂

[@Amira-vw7gd]

Absolutely no one: Simone: "EYE tHiNk Jay-Z jUsT HiT oN mEY" 0:34

[@ricofernandez2945]

No cap Simone in this story is my mums mate haha they all worked at the hard rock hotel in America

[@Amira-vw7gd]

@@ricofernandez2945 YOOOO thas dope😅

[@Sza_translator]

Sooooo you basically saw “Becky with the good hair”....

[@sambhamra8874]

Swoozie- walks upto Jay Z Jay Z - Ight I'ma head out

[@annberlin7883]

Lmfao

[@N3vernoob7]

Fanta Sea ?! Lmao I cried laughing when I heard that

[@helleryjulien7709]

Same, I love Queen

[@JulianAlpsNews]

Little kid to Jay Z: "J.B., I love you!"

[@delainey832]

When he started singing naughty girl I DIED

[@King.Science]

5:28 perfect timing. I feel like you put it at that time on purpose because that's also the name of Chris's album that's out 😂😂😂😂😂

[@forgottenzer0571]

KING SCIENCE????!!!

[@forgottenzer0571]

I love your Tik Tok!!!!!!!!!!

[@toasttoons]

Ye

[@daequanndavis1548]

“ my heart sunk into my booty” 😂😂😂.........yup, that’s enough KZbin🚶🏾‍♂️

[@TorontoWire]

*How many stories does SwooZie have in the vault?!?*

[@Dommy521]

lol he used to work at a major hotel, Disney World, and was a pro gamer. I think he has a few more lol

[@heyjeremiahwhite.]

I’m debating if this story is actually true or not.🤔

[@SmashingSnow]

What's the verdict?

[@gavrochethenardier957]

iss prolly tru coz its not dat impressive. but the other guys story might not be tru

[@swoozie]

Jeremiah White - had to turn Anthony’s part into a rap - I did a pass where I shared it like he shared it and it was pretty dark so I though the rap would lighten the mood

[@gavrochethenardier957]

@@swoozie dam bruh u got a reply from da og

[@Sammyyaam]

Same. I feel like if it was it shouldn't of taken him this long to post a video on it.

[@neshaweekly]

“Trick luh the kids” LOLOLOLOLOL

[@brandonperalta635]

Swoozie disappearing for 2 strait months Swoozie: *Im at this party*😂😂

[@TheZeroNeonix]

"Nocashomlimate!" "What?"

[@DefyLov3]

Change the title to: How I Met Beyoncé’s Husband. 😂

[@akilcummings4822]

Swear the beat boxing was on point 😂😂😂 Jay-Z be out here wilding my G

[@portiakarim427]

I was okay till Beyonce started singing i'm dying . lol

[@isaiahharrison6732]

anthony’s story and the beat had me weeeaakkkk lmao this is the best one by far

[@Zacari]

5:28 - I've haven't thought of that song in a good while, but knew the rest of the lyrics.

[@TedIsHere2]

So is Simone “Becky with the good hair”? 🤔🤔🤔

[@ebukaobi2098]

"I got to meet him and launch my rap career" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@nigerianprincess101]

When Swoozie goes Hamilton

[@laurenmcintyre6164]

Swoozie: *post a video* Me: wow I didn’t know it did that

[@lakeithialindsey4796]

But why are JZ’s eyebrows lookin like Penny Wise from IT when he mad tho 😂

[@starhoopermarbeast5285]

I’m sooo Glad my Boy SWoozie Came Thru wit Some more Heat 🔥🔥 thanks So much bro I been watching you since I was in second grade my cousin told me about you and I started watching every video since 2012 I’ve seen every Video you ever posted bro thats why I was wondering why you ain’t been posting like that Btw here are my favorite videos you made that I watch Everyday Skipping in highschool The video Game Drug dealer Adorable Ambush Fast and Curious And the video you Collaborated with Young Don the Sauce god The greatest school fight ever Those are my favorites Have a nice Day bro🔥💯

[@BigevilCorey]

2:19 nobody: Simone: *nocashonlymate*

[@NPC._.l]

4:20 gave me Hamilton vibes so simple yet so enjoyable

[@new_to_the_internet1983]

This reminds me of South Park, when they do parodys of celebrity

[@zacianisasword71]

Kyle approves-

[@kernely]

swoozie has the best content oh lordy im early

[@maxelusbawark5545]

Sooo swoozie just exposed jay-z for trying to finesse another woman 🤦🏻‍♂️ when Beyoncé sees this.....smh

[@jatsr]

Maxelus Bawark there’s a chance that jay z was single at the time

[@Dcflash]

@@jatsr how if they was dating when the foo went to da club? And he told the story to swoozie and then he was with the girls so he def cheat lmao

[@slyny6052]

JA_TSR wait this actually happened?

[@wmmv2019]

He's not famous for being loyal

[@jatsr]

Sly Ny I’m not completely sure but it might have, his friends story is kind of unbelievable though.

[@JaydenLevineDarkZlade]

Why is jay Z the only dude with a real face lmao Edit: Spoke too soon 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@patricktraylor4701]

Don't forget Beyonce's face was there too

[@thegoatvsauce4776]

Jayden Levine there’s a girl one too

[@sadymondjohnny503]

Chris Brown's there too

[@WisdomanPlaysMC]

God loves you. He sent his son so through him we can have eternal life. Humbly seek him.

[@jakestank3681]

Amen

[@phantomstranger8927]

Amen

[@pineapplepmp9428]

Amen

[@BloodnightStudios]

Amen

[@Drizzyツ]

Amen

[@-thirteen-5642]

"But did you die? No." Best life advice ever.

[@VyceofMataMertha]

Is this the real life? Or I it just Fanta Sea? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.

[@joscar062]

Open your eyes look up to the skies and see I'm just a poor boy I need no sympathy Because I'm easy come Easy go Little high Little low Anyway the wind blows Doesn't really matter to me To me

[@VyceofMataMertha]

@@joscar062 Mama just killed a man Put a gun against his head Pulled my trigger now he's dead Mama, life had just begun But now I've gone and thrown it all away MAMAAAAAAAA Oooohhh Didn't mean to make you cry If I'm not back again this time tomorrow Carry on, carry on As if nothing really matters

[@OurKindofEntertainment]

Damn, it seems like all 6.91 million of sWooZie's subscribers got to meet Jay Z but he didn't 😂

[@christianclark5527]

I was at my school when this came, I watched it, got caught. Then finished it in detention 😂

[@slashersoul2380]

Seems like u Found a working System Keep doing u what is the worst that could Happen

[@yoyoyoshisoso4091]

"But did you die? NO." -Swoozie 2019 My new favourite quote.

[@DominiqueBolden]

Bro when the beat drop and he said his heart went in his booty I was SCREAMING !!!!!!! This man so funny 😂. Where all the original sWooZie fans at 👀

[@toxicspikes6849]

2:20 “Nacashoolymae”?? 😂 I’m rolling

[@aizaavalos330]

sWooZie be like: *Is this the real life. Is this just fantasy.*

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

Man, too bad I'll never get to meet Jay Z out here in my forest

[@gavrochethenardier957]

how do you have internet?

[@Grumplebumple]

@@gavrochethenardier957 I like to believe there's a rarely used cabin out in the middle of nowhere that has wifi

[@realgooba]

Lin C. i like to believe that that laptop i threw away in the laptop cause i didnt know how to delete my history is the reason

[@SaintsLuvv]

Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access let me come through I need some WiFi

[@Kalashee]

5:28 - 5:33 Do you have any idea how many times i rewound that shit? I’m STILL doin’ it! 🤣🤣🤣

[@DMeechie]

“i don’t see how you can hate from outside of the club... you can’t even get in. ehehe”

[@AveryLiburd]

That beat is "Grindin'" by the Clipse, produced by The Neptunes... just in case anyone was wondering haha

[@aecuia]

He didn’t even say i’m coming back... sWooZie we need more videos 😔

[@dumhappy7933]

Swoozie didn't even get to share his 🔥 🔥 track. Swoozie when the mix tape dropping, we see the bars

[@2811JPR]

"She sang right TO meh dawg" Been a while since I laughed this hard, thank you Adamante!

[@eazy_adj6980]

dude predicted kendrick v drake 4 YEARS AGO

[@nerdburger234]

4:20 I was actually jamming to this! Low-key dropped bars!! XD

[@exZactly]

5:04 "See you at the crossroads, and you wont be lonelyyy"

[@user-tc2hs5hr3u]

1:00 lmao a 'fanta sea' sWooZie ur too funny mate!

[@jaykae.x]

(I have a confession to make😩) *Jay-Z hit on me😏*

[@hinochiakiyama9371]

jay kae the name tho

[@moplayz7346]

U have a mustache lol

[@thespookyvaginosisnut5984]

Same

[@Nix_.l]

jay kae no he didn’t 😭

[@abjaham5988]

TAOG Nation r/woosh

[@mr.squidscout]

4:24 that beat tho and the rest NICE

[@ricoc5954]

He's back ladies and gentlemen, he's back

[@aidandelgado9321]

Did anyone notice that he mentioned Bohemian Rhapsody in the beginning

[@LeBeautiful]

it still gets me how your friendly nearly had Jay Z turn him to the crossroads 💀

[@casca200]

Bro you are everywhere

[@itzzbn8872]

what’s the lore behind this vid being unlisted

[@jonpower9728]

Jay-Z is Canadian by South Park standards!😍