How I met JAY Z

I judge celebrities by how they treat their fans. Jay Z came out to my pool deck while I was lifeguarding and I tested to see how cool he was.
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[@swoozie]

Side note: When Jay Z came to the pool, he and Beyonce weren’t public - so as far as the public knew he was single. If that was actually the case tho... I dunno.

[@kevinpawl211]

If someone dies in a living room, is it still a living room?

[@rosy8906]

Ohhh, I see👀👀 sWooZie being actin' *real* smooth with Beyonce 😎😎

[@kevinpawl211]

If that guy stood up to Jz maybe he would be Beyoncé’s husband today!

[@not_me16yearsago70]

Hey SwOoZe

[@ezclpaslol9375]

Epic.

[@SogunXMike]

I died when the little boy said “Hey Jay-B” 🤣🤣🤣

[@milesweber7717]

The moment i saw this i heard 𝗛𝗘𝗬 𝗝𝗔𝗬 𝗕

[@ktime2037]

Still better than "Hey B-Jay" 🤔

[@miteshtari786]

Same lmao 😂😂😂

[@tbkilla999]

I swear foo on gawd I did 😂😂😂😂😂

[@krazy73]

The boy knows only one famous person carti B

[@lucyk8260]

"JAY B I LOVE YOU!" that cracked me up

[@luhxdraco650]

He spittin

[@fadedout1422]

Jay b mhm

[@aslanstruthers7365]

Lmao

[@Fxsh0.J3m]

Its Jay Z

[@lucyk8260]

GODLIKE J I know it’s jay z I was just quoting was swoozie said it was a joke

[@TheRomeo123321]

That Chris Brown “Look at me now” joke is mad underrated 😂😂😂❌🧢

[@lady534021]

Facts!

[@slimeballl.]

The word "underrated" is overrated

[@bumblebeej602]

It’s had me dead 😂😂😂

[@frostfistace7813]

Shit takes you back to 09

[@stephenodoherty2793]

@@lady534021 hi

[@moniquelynch7487]

This video should be called: *_"Swoozie caught Jay Z cheating on Beyonce for 6 mins straight"_*

[@princess_sonianevermind]

MOMO 😅😂😂😂😂

[@Extremeredfox]

Then we would have never seen or heard from Swoozie ever again.

[@begonepls]

Yea I was botta say that

[@Ruben-wm7hx]

How if they wasn’t even dat-

[@jordynivey2736]

FACTS

[@izzy1221]

Swoozie faking Beyoncé’s voice is the greatest gift I didn’t even know I needed!

[@swoozie]

Izzy - thanks! I think it’s some of my best work.

[@RisingJay]

sWooZie bro when’s the tape droppin?

[@Thefirehawkman]

I’d argue the Chris Brown impression was better

[@stevenwenger4018]

Izzy honestly beauty is it’s entirety

[@user-ly4tw5jf3m]

كيوت

[@torilareine8114]

“Beyoncé” singing naughty girl took me out😭😭

[@JeromeProductions]

💀

[@ishish8816]

3:50

[@mypreferences6311]

IKR!!!!!!!

[@xfactorx999]

This man really just beatboxed the grindin' beat. That sounded too clean.

[@mashisseosseo1171]

So I wasn't the only one that heard it hahaha

[@Criii.art_]

when the guards started beat boxing i died 😂

[@tacrewgirl]

I was thinking the same thing.

[@miloseski1337]

“He going to get mad at me for kissing her hand, *AND HE GOING TO CHEAT ON HER* ” Jay-Z about to sue you for that one

[@Choppercity843]

💀

[@KimboHenry]

"Drop an ambiguous beat so this video don't get demonitized" Drops one of the most recognizable beats in school lunch table history

[@ajstudios9210]

Girl: "I think Jay-Z just hit on me!" So, are you Becky with the good hair?

[@JAYYTV_Vids]

😦😦🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JoeyLuckyBoyNato]

this is my type of story telling

[@miloseski1337]

“They so black, their eyes were yellow dawg.” Swoozie 2k19

[@cassel7898]

Yeah you can see that live in Ghana .its scary

[@yiting7456]

I cant stop laughing 😂

[@13anderst]

AHHHHHH!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kaotic613]

Anthony said that I think and he was quoting hin

[@thegame5687]

Xehanorts in a nutshell

[@badactor3323]

Swoozie: How I once locked eyes with Jay Z from across a pool

[@shanyok]

4k like

[@shanyok]

1.4 k

[@blakejames9194]

😎

[@jalia3984]

Yooo Anthony’s entire story had me dead the whole time!!!😂😂 “Me and fourteen other people” 😂 “how imma break up with my girlfriend so me and Beyoncé can be together” 😂 “at a dirt nap, pushin up daises see you at the crossroads” 😂

[@myellatorres2110]

and the beat lmaooo

[@charlestolbert1111]

They so black they eyes are yellow

[@CKing97]

MY HEART SANK INTO MY BOOTY

[@prim_manga9885]

4:30 [Lyrics] (Correct me if I'm wrong) What you think you can F with me? *Jigga wha?* Recognize strict Jay to the Z *Jigga who?* You just gonna run up in the club, son? And start disrespec'ing me? *I don't even know what you talkin' bout. Dog, I think you got me confused* Oh? That wasn't you kissing on my girl? That was a motherfuck' ugly dude **Gasp** *My bad I was wasn't tryna be rude* What should I have my boys do to you?

[@abjaham5988]

Thank you so much

[@jayfytb]

“Some Other front ugly dude “ no beef

[@authentictrashbag3832]

OH DANGGGGG

[@noobybtd9647]

DAMNNNNNN

[@S.C.-wo8hq]

*Recognize, trick

[@MrWoWiggy]

You know how many times I have to pause the video to see the small text swoozie pops on the screen for 0.000002 seconds? Always worth it tho 😂😂

[@vermillionxuxusss5801]

When? Gimme timestamps i didn’t notice lol

[@deoxal7947]

He listens to Darknet diaries, man of culture

[@veghead05]

I don't appreciate it 😒

[@keithmckellar9913]

Yup same here

[@faps2yah535]

if u pause and use < > u can move the video frame by frame

[@rdzandre8005]

When Swooz started beatboxing.. I yelled uncontrollably “I’M YO PUSHAAA”

[@fredmagic09]

Man these youngins out here won't get that reference! Smh

[@Bmrk349]

From ghetto to ghetto, back yard to yard....

[@Cabrerandy]

I was like hold up hold up THIS GRINDINN

[@CheeksOfButt]

Call me subwoofa

[@Salemwaaa]

I’M YO PUSHA

[@adamabera]

"My heart sank into my booty..." 😂

[@Lilracky64]

Literally the only comment about that 🤣

[@tobygeorge1100]

"yo they so black, Their eyes yellow" I may die in peace XD

[@Oae119]

😂🤣😂🤣

[@iris-gf3of]

when he started rapping, lemme tell you!!! I LOST IT😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@prismmoont1635]

Anyone noticed him saying “killing two stone with one bird”😂😂 I died hearing that

[@magdalenadiaz495]

That’s why there was 2 stones and 1 bird 💁🏻‍♀️

[@princess_sonianevermind]

😂😂😂😂

[@booty_hunter4207]

"Anyone notice" they said, meanwhile, everyone had noticed

[@prismmoont1635]

@@booty_hunter4207 why are you hating when I'm just making a fun comment???

[@booty_hunter4207]

@@prismmoont1635 I dont really feel like explaining why that's stupid, so just know that it is

[@kingkayinksg]

5:27 That Chris Brown edit with the "Look at me Now" take was so funny 😂😂😂

[@matthiasmccollum8000]

L

[@meltonchambers8067]

Hahaa....leggo

[@czden]

melton Chambers bruh lmao

[@jordynoche]

King Kai HaHahHahaha, leggol

[@Unknown-zo8hp]

What does it mean haha

[@rxberto.z4417]

I died when Beyoncé was singing at the club

[@idxntknowhy4266]

"My heart sank into my booty" Idk why but that part had me dead

[@jakekanter8826]

“BUT DID YOU DIE?” - Leslie Chow

[@ilsebriseno4852]

Words to live by 😂😂😂

[@aceshadows661]

Mom is always saying this when she makes me do something I don't like

[@dylanthebiguy]

NAAAAAAAA

[@CrazyBbq6481]

I know right

[@dylanthebiguy]

@@CrazyBbq6481 yaaaaaaaaaz

[@blackdynamite1288]

4:24 that beat actually went hard😂🔥

[@nirmalschannel]

It's an extremely popular hip hop beat from the song "Grindin" that came out in the early 2000s. It's known for the drums

[@ANDREPRAISE-dp4mx]

When he started quoting Chris brown I lost it 😂😂😂

[@toaster_boi]

Damn Jay-Z dropping that beat almost as fast as he cheated on Beyoncé.

[@cogniferous2537]

Sw0ozie's "friend" got low-key bars.

[@ohemmaAna]

Lol are you trying to say Jay Z tried to cheat on B with Sabrina and later had 2 random pool girls in cabana?

[@micah459]

That's what it sounds like

[@QueenMizu]

He was just saying what she said I think. And you know how rappers say that stuff but don't really mean it anyways

[@TheCaliber]

i think his jay z pool story was before they were dating

[@michaelzachary00]

@Vikki DC I mean swoozie in his late 30s maybe 40s by now so you never know

[@mordecai6937]

@@michaelzachary00 Bro what? He's 31 😅

[@colquiitt3670]

Lyrics: Jay-Z: What you think you can F with me Anthony: Jigga wha? Jay-Z: Recognize jig-jay-to-the-z Anthony :Jigga who? Jay Z: You just gon run up in the club son and start disrespecting me? Anthony: I don’t even know what you talking about, dog I think you got me confused Jay-Z: Oh, that wasn’t you kissing on my girl, that was some other butt ugly dude Anthony: *gasp* my bad I wasn’t tryna be rude Jay-Z:What should I have my boys do to you?

[@myhextixmind8632]

son i read this as it was happening

[@ts5683]

myhextixmind SAMEE 😂😂😂

[@86Vlll]

Recognize trick*

[@iampg42]

4:23

[@torionaashlee2000]

“Jiggaman...I sweatergawd.” 💀💀

[@atl4l925]

“Drop an ambiguous beat” I knew it was “grindin” the whole time you ain’t slick swoozie😂

[@RollinRoyce]

THE BEYONCÉ SINGING KILLED ME 😂😂😂

[@michelleso8407]

i have replayed the rap like 17 times... i need this to be my ringtone

[@Amira-vw7gd]

Absolutely no one: Simone: "EYE tHiNk Jay-Z jUsT HiT oN mEY" 0:34

[@ricofernandez2945]

No cap Simone in this story is my mums mate haha they all worked at the hard rock hotel in America

[@Amira-vw7gd]

@@ricofernandez2945 YOOOO thas dope😅

[@jasonhalvorsen9767]

My favorite part was generic ass beat 😂😂😂 had me dead for some reason idk

[@shykiaembry9828]

Lmao I think that beat was supposed to be grinding by pusha t

[@RisingJay]

need a whole album full of those lol

[@AveryLiburd]

@@shykiaembry9828 pusha t? you mean... the clipse?

[@shykiaembry9828]

@@AveryLiburd yeah clipse but I like to say pusha t is the more recognizable one. Plus the dude who commented might know who that is specifically

[@shykiaembry9828]

@@June26Brown right! Takes me back to elementary. Lol

[@QuantumXJ16]

That Simone girl had me dying! "Nocashonlymate."

[@DopeDevastation]

That shit was funny af😂🤣

[@AlliandoX]

i thought she said no sorry mate

[@eLLcartoons]

That was amazing.

[@jalissalong9382]

Me to

[@Borka_exe]

Bruh

[@JR_Skepticz]

Yo 2 replies?

[@brandonperalta635]

Swoozie disappearing for 2 strait months Swoozie: *Im at this party*😂😂

[@jamesbrasfield2944]

5:08 I would like to just point out that Anthony’s epitaph is “He got a little too close to the Queen and ‘someone’ *clapped his cheeks* “ That is all 😂😂

[@gib148]

Jigga what?

[@juniorwiggles1581]

The thing on the gravestone

[@meltonchambers8067]

Gayyyyyy

[@dontwatchmyvideosyouwillre6997]

*How many stories does sWooZie have in the vault?!*

[@mountaindewfrostbite142]

🎊🎱⚾💻😭😭 You suck More Than Jake. I love you Susie and don't talk by the rapper keys for.

[@delainey832]

When he started singing naughty girl I DIED

[@portiakarim427]

I was okay till Beyonce started singing i'm dying . lol

[@N3vernoob7]

Fanta Sea ?! Lmao I cried laughing when I heard that

[@helleryjulien7709]

Same, I love Queen

[@user-rw8ti5ux2h]

“Ion see how you could hate from outside the club... You can’t even get in”😂😂

[@Sza_translator]

Sooooo you basically saw “Becky with the good hair”....

[@King.Science]

5:28 perfect timing. I feel like you put it at that time on purpose because that's also the name of Chris's album that's out 😂😂😂😂😂

[@forgottenzer0571]

KING SCIENCE????!!!

[@forgottenzer0571]

I love your Tik Tok!!!!!!!!!!

[@toasttoons]

Ye

[@spookiekawaii]

“J B I LOVE YOU” I screamed

[@akilcummings4822]

Swear the beat boxing was on point 😂😂😂 Jay-Z be out here wilding my G

[@isaiahharrison6732]

anthony’s story and the beat had me weeeaakkkk lmao this is the best one by far

[@neshaweekly]

“Trick luh the kids” LOLOLOLOLOL

[@sambhamra8874]

Swoozie- walks upto Jay Z Jay Z - Ight I'ma head out

[@annberlin7883]

Lmfao

[@nateseu3983]

Whenever I see the notification for one of swoozies vids I stop everything to watch it. Mad love swoozie

[@kefiraahavah5434]

Bruhhhhh me to 😂😂😂😂

[@ImKingReal]

Even Pewdiepie?

[@jadenhodge9885]

Same, im literally in class

[@carmelita.8860]

I was at work and my boss has a no streaming policy. I watched it anyways. Who needs a job 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@nigerianprincess101]

When Swoozie goes Hamilton

[@DominiqueBolden]

Bro when the beat drop and he said his heart went in his booty I was SCREAMING !!!!!!! This man so funny 😂. Where all the original sWooZie fans at 👀

[@euphoria9011]

Simone sound like a young British boy from the industrial era

[@daequanndavis1548]

“ my heart sunk into my booty” 😂😂😂.........yup, that’s enough KZbin🚶🏾‍♂️

[@laurenmcintyre6164]

Swoozie: *post a video* Me: wow I didn’t know it did that

[@new_to_the_internet1983]

This reminds me of South Park, when they do parodys of celebrity

[@zacianisasword71]

Kyle approves-

[@DefyLov3]

Change the title to: How I Met Beyoncé’s Husband. 😂

[@aaronacosta119]

After a “whole” year this video finally pops up

[@Kalashee]

5:28 - 5:33 Do you have any idea how many times i rewound that shit? I’m STILL doin’ it! 🤣🤣🤣

[@NPC._.l]

4:20 gave me Hamilton vibes so simple yet so enjoyable

[@lakeithialindsey4796]

But why are JZ’s eyebrows lookin like Penny Wise from IT when he mad tho 😂

[@JulianAlpsNews]

Little kid to Jay Z: "J.B., I love you!"

[@frankbuckner5101]

Thanks for bringing this back man. It’s one of my favorites.

[@melechgunthorpe9301]

5:15 jigga man I swearlagorrr 😂

[@TedIsHere2]

So is Simone “Becky with the good hair”? 🤔🤔🤔

[@JaydenLevineDarkZlade]

Why is jay Z the only dude with a real face lmao Edit: Spoke too soon 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@patricktraylor4701]

Don't forget Beyonce's face was there too

[@thegoatvsauce4776]

Jayden Levine there’s a girl one too

[@sadymondjohnny503]

Chris Brown's there too

[@-thirteen-5642]

"But did you die? No." Best life advice ever.

[@yoyoyoshisoso4091]

"But did you die? NO." -Swoozie 2019 My new favourite quote.

[@OurKindofEntertainment]

@4:30 if sWooZie wrote and spit those bars himself; I think we can all agree that Jay Z was the one who missed out on one heck of a protege

[@TorontoWire]

*How many stories does SwooZie have in the vault?!?*

[@Dommy521]

lol he used to work at a major hotel, Disney World, and was a pro gamer. I think he has a few more lol

[@DMeechie]

“i don’t see how you can hate from outside of the club... you can’t even get in. ehehe”

[@2811JPR]

"She sang right TO meh dawg" Been a while since I laughed this hard, thank you Adamante!

[@ebukaobi2098]

"I got to meet him and launch my rap career" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheZeroNeonix]

"Nocashomlimate!" "What?"

[@mr.squidscout8181]

4:24 that beat tho and the rest NICE

[@WisdomanPlaysMC]

God loves you. He sent his son so through him we can have eternal life. Humbly seek him.

[@jakestank3681]

Amen

[@phantomstranger8927]

Amen

[@pineapplepmp9428]

Amen

[@BloodnightStudios]

Amen

[@user-pq1vp9lv3v]

Amen

[@christianclark5527]

I was at my school when this came, I watched it, got caught. Then finished it in detention 😂

[@slashersoul2380]

Seems like u Found a working System Keep doing u what is the worst that could Happen

[@heyjeremiahwhite.]

I’m debating if this story is actually true or not.🤔

[@SmashingSnow]

What's the verdict?

[@gavrochethenardier957]

iss prolly tru coz its not dat impressive. but the other guys story might not be tru

[@swoozie]

Jeremiah White - had to turn Anthony’s part into a rap - I did a pass where I shared it like he shared it and it was pretty dark so I though the rap would lighten the mood

[@gavrochethenardier957]

@@swoozie dam bruh u got a reply from da og

[@Sammyyaam]

Same. I feel like if it was it shouldn't of taken him this long to post a video on it.

[@shaunabooh]

"no cash only mate" had me all types of dead

[@zcretchaosangel]

Lol "when you focusing on a negative. Did u die? No." Lol thank you

[@bestcommentuwilleverseeiny5220]

Dark Angel, I was scrolling through the comments after reading this and I thought about it. He can only complain after he dies? Not that it's fun to know someone is upset at something but I think everyone will complain about something. Hopefully not the small things though. I know some girls who can really take a small sitiation and feed it steroids with fries and a milk shake.

[@bestcommentuwilleverseeiny5220]

@Flower8 My child's mother tried that on me. Only because the girl I spoke to, after she cheated on me multiple times, looked far better than her. She actually told me that was the reason she took me to court. I don't know if it was her way of apologizing to me when she confessed but the case was dismissed.

[@kernely]

swoozie has the best content oh lordy im early

[@zydrakeshogun]

Is this the real life? Or I it just Fanta Sea? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.

[@joscar062]

Open your eyes look up to the skies and see I'm just a poor boy I need no sympathy Because I'm easy come Easy go Little high Little low Anyway the wind blows Doesn't really matter to me To me

[@zydrakeshogun]

@@joscar062 Mama just killed a man Put a gun against his head Pulled my trigger now he's dead Mama, life had just begun But now I've gone and thrown it all away MAMAAAAAAAA Oooohhh Didn't mean to make you cry If I'm not back again this time tomorrow Carry on, carry on As if nothing really matters

[@clintonkami-sama3575]

When he said his heart sank to his booty 😂😂

[@Cdawg619]

Im so happy I found your channel it's been a while

[@maxelusbawark5545]

Sooo swoozie just exposed jay-z for trying to finesse another woman 🤦🏻‍♂️ when Beyoncé sees this.....smh

[@jatsr]

Maxelus Bawark there’s a chance that jay z was single at the time

[@Dcflash]

@@jatsr how if they was dating when the foo went to da club? And he told the story to swoozie and then he was with the girls so he def cheat lmao

[@slyny6052]

JA_TSR wait this actually happened?

[@wmmv2019]

He's not famous for being loyal

[@jatsr]

Sly Ny I’m not completely sure but it might have, his friends story is kind of unbelievable though.

[@toxicspikes6849]

2:20 “Nacashoolymae”?? 😂 I’m rolling

[@ritchiemorisseau4384]

“I don’t see how you can hate for outside of the club you can’t even get in” 😂😂

[@tstsplxsh8549]

Lets go swoozie back with the damn heat

[@aizaavalos330]

sWooZie be like: *Is this the real life. Is this just fantasy.*

[@BigevilCorey]

2:19 nobody: Simone: *nocashonlymate*

[@jaykae.x]

(I have a confession to make😩) *Jay-Z hit on me😏*

[@hinochiakiyama9371]

jay kae the name tho

[@moplayz7346]

U have a mustache lol

[@thespookyvaginosisnut5984]

Same

[@Nix_.l]

jay kae no he didn’t 😭

[@abjaham5988]

TAOG Nation r/woosh

[@t.butler8714]

6:00 “Grindin’ you know what I keep in tha linin’ “

[@Zacari]

5:28 - I've haven't thought of that song in a good while, but knew the rest of the lyrics.

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

Man, too bad I'll never get to meet Jay Z out here in my forest

[@gavrochethenardier957]

how do you have internet?

[@Grumplebumple]

@@gavrochethenardier957 I like to believe there's a rarely used cabin out in the middle of nowhere that has wifi

[@realgooba]

Lin C. i like to believe that that laptop i threw away in the laptop cause i didnt know how to delete my history is the reason

[@SaintsLuvv]

Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access let me come through I need some WiFi

[@onlyhadiyaaaxo]

This is so much tea, I’m a little surprised this video is still up tbh 😂😂

[@darkwolf24498]

That beat was fire and I just love the videos.