Simpin' ain't Pimpin'

[@yeaboiii3057]

“It’s always for some other duuuudeee Lana..”

[@joshualee7655]

Head up king Swoozie 😔 You are worth more

[@bastardasinglorias]

"Video Games" by Lana del Rey most be one of the heart breaking songs out there, good thing he wasn't humming "Dark Paradise" or else... rip NYC girl, u won't be missed...

[@nikolasbattiloro5754]

I sit on the toilet 👍

[@i.n329]

Archer be like

[@Black_Gabe]

that one really hits home

[@hermans6971]

I really respect him for talking about crying so openly

[@samanthapoole212]

for sure so many guys don't wanna cry or talk about expressing their emotions honestly and openly, :(

[@victorsantos7599]

Better him than the guy sitting back to back wit him

[@parrisnia72]

Sameeee

[@derrick8629]

I mean what’s a couple more million people am I right

[@sarcoz9080]

Imagine being that girl. You do something and then you see the whole story on yt.

[@NeroMai]

"For a little over a year I've been single, but taken, but single, but taken" - _every Swoozie video I've ever seen since 2011_

[@johnlewis8934]

Lol yeah basically

[@sweetyamz09]

Ahahhahaa the read!

[@triggatrey2112]

Can definitely relate smh

[@clarinetprodigy]

Oop ☕ 😂

[@goldenstandard187]

Fxxx 📠

[@OurKindofEntertainment]

The WORST part about situations like this is that you can only be mad at yourself for choosing someone who you're suspicious about regarding their interest and intention with you instead of choosing the person who is clearly matching your energy. A similar situation happened to me a couple of years ago. The girl told me that she wasn't looking for a relationship right now, ghosted me shortly after that and then changed her FB status from "single" to "engaged" less than two weeks later. I was doing a live here on KZbin and checked my Facebook news feed for something, and I cried ON CAMERA when I saw her engagement popup on my screen. Not one of my proudest moments...

[@jgoodz6485]

Bro this hit me, just got axed last week after dating this girl for four months after she hit me back up (after bad communication after first date last year). High-key they weren't good for us it will take me a while but have to move on stronger :)

[@alexbarajas5895]

Not finna lie, I fell hard for this girl who I ended up being protective over. I was a simp before the word became mainstream and it was terrible. Eventually when I found out that she was a very toxic person it was too late, as she left me emotionally beatned and scarred to the point where I had trust issues for almost 3 years.

[@weird9167]

O O F

[@marble228]

Another damn verified comment, every one gets just insane likes

[@psychonaut1502]

I was dating this girl years ago and she said we needed to break up so she could focus on God. I'm a Christian, too, and I understand. A month later, she's dating some other guy and they were together a year. Now, she's married.

[@shanellvioletslecarr2689]

His body language is telling me so many things in this story. The way swoozie owned his part in keeping someone in the maybe zone is admirable. I have come to like this story the best out of all his stories. Because I feel like I can relate to the topic and feel like a friend

[@bensoncheung2801]

222 likes.

[@StupidBadITCH]

It’s telling me that anytime she go back to NYC, she with her main dude getting her back beat in. Only used him for the free trips and money

[@proverbialloaf]

Yes! Even when things go super wrong in his stories, Adande is rational and honest about how his actions or inaction could have contributed to it. He doesn’t stoop to painting caricatures of others or badmouthing them (beyond the usual lighthearted amount, of course). Despite the crazy situations he ends up in, he doesn’t victimize himself or blame other people. Swooz keeps it classy and I really respect him for that!

[@olivierzagadou]

"I aint nobody's plan B, it's either you choose me or you lose me" -sWooZie

[@Kessakii]

Please fix the loose to lose 🙁

[@olivierzagadou]

@@Kessakii lose*😅

[@blinkur09mom]

💯

[@yenu4683]

The way he tells it, she was tired of being his plan B and bounced.

[@Kessakii]

@@olivierzagadou haha thanks!

[@JSanchez_619]

Damn, if Swoozie is out here going through it too... ain’t nobody safe .-. 😂

[@haifamansour24]

True!

[@Jeseabell]

He is single most the time cause he plays stupid fucking games. He ain't real always playin the game.

[@watchumeann]

@@Jeseabell you alright ? Seem a little angry and judgmental there

[@raisaa1537]

@@watchumeann did you watch the video? He said they were talking for over a year, and she told him multiple times that she wanted something more. No one is going to wait 1+ years for someone.

[@JacksonCanales]

It ain’t safe it ain’t safe 🤣

[@gabegresham9447]

This video hits deep on so many different levels... you ain't nobody's plan B Swoozie

[@ImaHacker5]

Bro NOBODIES LMAO

[@ccondelli]

Either you choose him or you lose him!

[@randomperson7309]

Your right hes plan c

[@lg1603]

To be fair it seems like he made this girl his plan b or c for over a year. She's over it. She still sucks for letting him fly out though.

[@go2ministries848]

It isn’t too late to make the right decisions in life!❤️ Repent of your sins and seek God that you might be saved🥺!

[@stuffedanimalpowers.a.p361]

He acts like he’s our therapist when it more seems we’re his 😅

[@swoozie]

Meta lvl 2

[@ontop2324]

bruh he replied

[@sleighh]

imagine

[@springrain5297]

Lol!

[@machumorig8815]

FR

[@kc.21k]

“Your bringing 90% and they are bringing 10%” My guy Swoozie is both the therapist and the patient in this vid. But facts are coming from both ends 💯💯

[@JS-zy6fv]

“Either you choose me, or you lose me. Cause I ain’t gonna be anyone’s plan B.” You said those words in a video a long time ago, back when I first started watching you, and it’s saved me a lot of heartache since. Keep your head up king

[@djtundra8011]

This is how I felt when my friend told me while drunk that if him and his gf didn’t work out he called dibs on me. Like whatever dude. I’m not waiting for anybody

[@rachelrose04]

saved me from a lot as well. you keep your head up too.

[@rachelrose04]

saved me from a lot as well. you keep your head up too.

[@PDXDario]

Ay we actually living the same life on everything that exact quote got me over mad shit and helped me end stuff I had been thinking about ending

[@loc4l-_.emo_.]

I love how even thought he was hurt, he still gives her a voice. That's true respect. W Swoozie.

[@ItsTammzy]

FACTS GIRL FACTS

[@Mickey_Moon507]

Aight everyone, our weekly meeting to figure out who New York Girl is will be held this Friday at five pm. Bring your own snacks.

[@WeAreTheBentusi]

We've got a state and a timeframe. We can probably track Swoozie's movements down easily enough. Once we have the right Hotel we'll just need to start checking security cam footage and we'll have her!

[@monzerfaisal3673]

I'm ready to hack into the mainframe

[@Chirp331]

I'm already there 😭 How you do our mans like dis??!!

[@msen5030]

I have hacked into all NYC camera database

[@noreaction9180]

@@msen5030 good

[@Anonymous-du4gb]

“Simpin ain’t Pimpin” will forever be an iconic line in history

[@OurKindofEntertainment]

I knew this would be a sWooZie "TED Talk" when I saw the length of the video 😂

[@anthaniel8733]

💀💀

[@swoozie]

*therapy session

[@lolaakin8460]

@@swoozie XD

[@clowd1x]

@@swoozie can I be the president of your fan club

[@thyparadox]

@@swoozie hey

[@C-ad7889]

“What’s her last name” “what’s her last name all I need is her last name” WHAT WAS SHE FINNA DO!

[@bumblebeeproductions1673]

She was gonna commit death note

[@ghostneko05]

Bro that’s literally me with my friends

[@Prince_sigma01]

Hitman of death note lol

[@spaceshipgozooooom5646]

Its Girl. First name NY

[@tiredhuman2252]

beware of the bestie wrath- youll never know what hit ya dskhfjk

[@mudkip6]

When he said “it’s always with some other dude Lana it’s always with some other dude!” I felt that

[@TimeBucks]

let it all out, you will feel so much better

[@natheyvg9425]

Hello verified

[@nautilius2022]

whats good checkmark

[@zerne7887]

Sup checky

[@futabafan99]

greetings checkmark person

[@MrGamelover23]

Why is everyone attacking the checkmark?

[@BrooksHolt]

When Swoozie droppin a 17min vid *grabs popcorn* 🍿

[@tdoghalo2]

Literally my reaction every time

[@thebrightside7015]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@ezdarealest.]

When swoozie drops a vid at all grab the popcorn

[@TFWPLUSPLUS]

Popcorn gets stuck in your gum

[@whoismysterion8589]

duck that i grabbed a whole meal

[@Tobias-yy4qm]

"why are u crying" "the sad music" "what are u listening too" "spiderman music"

[@luhmiikejay]

I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard….

[@-Dark_]

@@luhmiikejay While me when I saw this comment 😐

[@ifeanyiumeh3578]

@@-Dark_ no none asked

[@na-ky8ou]

Pizza time music is pretty emotional

[@logeyperogi1805]

I’m laughing at the idea of Swoozie turning on random music, not songs he had downloaded, but just a music app that streams music of all kinds And out of the hundreds of thousands of songs he could get He ends up hearing the Titanic Terrible Recorder meme

[@hogarthhh]

Am I the only one that wants to hear a wholesome story about him going to see his cousins?

[@dallassteel625]

Guessing by the fact that you have almost 80 likes, I’m going to safely assume no. I also want that story. Also he ❤️ your comment! 👍👍

[@scolyo]

Deadass he was talking about putting this girl above friends and family. I halfway expected him to go secretly surprise them lmao

[@mariadelcarmenmedinasdias8983]

@@dallassteel625 bu

[@JellyJessYT]

That Mr. Bean cosplay lookin *FRESH*

[@sirdoxxthethird]

Oi MrBean

[@itsden298]

Bruh

[@daviddachunkyduck5742]

Mr bean Man i love that show

[@imnotagoose9558]

Jelly hol up kind to see you here

[@entity534]

Aww....

[@shukrifr]

When Swoozie said "I thought I had this simiping under control" everyone and their mama felt that.

[@GSEleven]

I have never been left like that, but I felt that. "It's alWAys For AnothER duuuuuuude!" That legitimately sent a tremor through my soul and I couldn't help but feel a lil sad about that. You should write a book idc if it's an autobiography or not but you've clearly got some good character development if you could put that on a page or even emulate it on a page and sell it, I'm a buyer. And from all of your other stories that are doing better or worse in terms of views, I can tell you're good at tying loose ends, writing from several perspectives, and wrapping it up while calling attention to something you've done or said in the beginning.

[@nickieBurke]

Heh, it wasn't another dude for me. It was another girl ☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@GSEleven]

@@nickieBurke Welcome to modern times.

[@Shadowcam00]

_"Wasn't technically dating."_ _"Flying out for ten days and planning to put a ring on it."_ That's not normal simping; it's *advanced simping.*

[@boitshepodepsi9055]

No cap

[@radipstories9393]

He tryna level up in the dump game

[@radipstories9393]

*simp

[@woahjuice.]

can we like appreciate this man swooz openly admitting his mishaps and simpin and ain't afraid to admit it this man got CONFIDENCE

[@scientificbrony]

That's not confidence, just realism. He's a gross thirst monster, he's so brave for openly admitting it

[@Luh_katkat]

This guy was spamming this comment lol.

[@laurenare2184]

His “trying-to-be-a-therapist” outfit is giving very much Light Yagami vibes💀💀

[@ReginaPhelangee]

Lmaoo!!

[@trynafindlost4866]

Very much

[@justsomeonehere884]

the outfit is giving me todoroki in your pfp vibes

[@trynafindlost4866]

@@justsomeonehere884 💀💀

[@MrAFK495]

Spongebob and Mr. Bean for me

[@BlyzExile]

The day swooz talks about his actual wedding is the day I'll admit that marriage is worth it

[@skyhope5105]

When guys cry that is serious. Thanks for opening up swoozie no matter how tough it is for you. Being open like crying I really respect that a lot. We your viewers will be always there to support you through tough times.

[@kamillaazim4862]

Facts, but when girls cry it’s serious too though

[@linus855]

@@kamillaazim4862 but most weren’t raised under the idea that all emotion that isn’t anger and aggression should be repressed, so I’d say it’s more serious

[@kamillaazim4862]

@@linus855 totally agree with that point, just felt like that could have been conveyed without invalidating girls’ side too, but maybe it’s just me!

[@Agent-ol5re]

It was a gay move on his part

[@practicalgamer4991]

@@Agent-ol5re how is it gay to cry bruh... stfu

[@MikaelThomasBrown]

Swoozie, don't talk to that girl anymore. The only "closure" that actually matters is that she wasted your time and picked some other dude over you. You even said before, time is one thing you can never get back. So don't waste another second on that girl. She doesn't deserve anything from you. Just keep it pushing.

[@ashleywilliams1241]

Period

[@Stupiidstoner]

They wasted each others time yo he said it himself he coulda locked it down with the YEAR worth of talkin to eachother

[@goodisnipr]

1/4 of a million views within the first day of uploading and over 7million subs to talk about this bullshit, is not wasting his time... you simpin' for a guy in a video.

[@elmoernieandbert]

did you miss the part that she wanted to lock it down and he basically just strung along the single talk??? mkay....

[@anidiot8900]

Facts

[@wesleypatterson2989]

"IM NEVER GOOD ENOUGH, ITS ALWAYS SOME OTHER DUDE" Damn, who gave swoozie my high school journal?

[@MeadowSongs]

Dang I’m sorry that’s rough 🥺 It’s nice of you to “give voice” to NY girl instead of just trashing her, very respectable.

[@ramandipsingh1921]

Dont worry he get drip among us

[@obaid-cc]

Fellow me guys ♨️♨️

[@Tyler-ip6ut]

getting 'newyork girl' vibes from this...

[@JordanLenz]

@@Tyler-ip6ut Glad I'm not the only one 💀

[@nyquilsleepah]

@@Tyler-ip6ut 😂😂😂😂😂 dead ass 👀 i think we found her boys 💀

[@kitkat.2324]

Whitney Houston playing had to be the most hilarious thing ever minus that dude sipping his tea

[@kryokin9771]

Straight fax. This video had me laughing so hard

[@AhaItsMarii]

When I say it sent me 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kara_choreos_8128]

Swoozie once said "I ain't nobody plan B, You either chose me or you lose me"

[@gavin8238]

Ayee another Swoozie OG

[@paularnold2124]

King's golden rule

[@kara_choreos_8128]

@@gavin8238 Ayee

[@kara_choreos_8128]

@@paularnold2124 Facts, a life motto

[@michaelq.4942]

“Don’t talk to a girl who says she only has a friend.”- Biz Markie

[@t-masterrules5085]

Why?

[@michaelq.4942]

@@t-masterrules5085 In the context of the song the main character asks the girl he likes if she is in a romantic relationship with anyone and she says she only has a 'friend', when in fact that friend is another person that has a romantic relationship with her. In my opinion, it relates to Swoozie's story. :)

[@aydenbelcourt6035]

It can end up becoming more than friends.

[@StanleyAnimations]

This video was mad fire🔥 your way to good at communicating though these stories. 😭 feels like I was 1 of the 7 people u told lmao

[@legendarybananagamingandfu4986]

Your vids fire too

[@matteoalessandrini3353]

Stanley the goat how them clubs my boy? 😂

[@juicekiddkidd9322]

Ayo its Stanley also damnn I'm a big fan😩😤😤

[@mrkryptic9425]

im not gonna lie im loving these 15+ minute videos

[@ayeshamuhammad3641]

Same

[@thedevils_kingdom8338]

You mean 17 videos?🙂

[@I_like_fruit_too]

🗿

[@xaynbb]

you aint even watch the video??

[@cutedagger]

he posted this comment 2 minutes after it got uploaded btw

[@dianecastillo24]

“You catch flights, not feelings.” Yet Swoozie did both ❤️✈️😅

[@LloydVerner]

This story was pretty tough, but you never managed to fail making me laugh Swooz. Especially when you started singing Close To Me.

[@oberon6078]

“Single, but taken, but still single” I don’t know why this made so much sense but it did.

[@animeboiindacut5930]

ikr

[@user-mf4cq6xv7t]

Explain pls

[@weasel7491]

@@user-mf4cq6xv7t being friends with benefits with people where it's not expected you're monogamous but sometimes people do

[@devastator5042]

@@user-mf4cq6xv7t When your Single, but you have that P.O.I. your looking at so you ain't really on the open market.

[@squip7]

People who be taking up your heart space aren't worth it.

[@pintailj345]

How you go from “not dating” to put a ring on it. I think we skipped a few steps 😂

[@MsNatna]

😂😂

[@ubergammer00]

Lol it’s a metaphor for dating her

[@go2ministries848]

It isn’t too late to make the right decisions in life!❤️ Repent of your sins and seek God that you might be saved🥺!

[@andresv.8880]

@@go2ministries848 ask Zeus to grant you a place in his domain!

[@obaid-cc]

Fellow me guys ♨️♨️

[@SilentMartyrPhotogCo]

Swoozie and the teacup KILLED me. Amazing. That's how you turn your heartbreak into art. Bravo. *slow clap*

[@marcieom]

12:02 …. That hit me so hard in the gut but at the same time …I laughed SO HARD (rip to Whitney) but the WAY YOU SANG IT! Love you swoozie 😂❤️

[@carlyjohnson8104]

Dude please cry. Everyone, please cry. For whatever reason. Whether you think it’s the reason for the emotion is valid enough or not. Let yourself experience all the emotions, without pushing them away or escaping ❤️

[@tj013.]

You spitting right now holding all that in is the worse 😭😭

[@DCFotographs]

Facts. As humans we have emotions. Dont play the tough person. Take time to yourself to let if all out and evaluate how you’ll be moving forward

[@technoir2045]

I'll be fine

[@tj013.]

@@technoir2045 yea till it’s been 5 months and that stuff you been holding finally come to a head

[@technoir2045]

@@tj013. I've been holding it back for 4 years I'm fine

[@musicxelf]

Plot twist: it was HIS therapy session, not ours 😭 real talk though, that shit hurts and I hope posting the video helped get through/ease some of that pain.

[@nicholasjohnson9998]

.

[@jadenreynoso8558]

.

[@mbr7156]

Knowing how much Swoozie loves food, his smaller frame says just how much he's been hurting over this... I'm sorry this happened, Swoozie. (leans in to give an Auntie hug)

[@briannereese]

I thought the same thing 🥺

[@mbr7156]

@@briannereese i could be wrong -- maybe it was because he decided to whittle down a bit, but still -- the difference is there... he's learning the hard way that sometimes baddies are "bad" in all the wrong ways.

[@lovelylove8207]

Can't believe I've been watching swoozie since I was a 5th graders 😭❤️ and now I'm a whole third year college student 😂 time flies

[@islamhassan7337]

Me 8 years😭😭😭❤️

[@moonlight_sparkle6659]

I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE THAT SWOOZIE DESERVES A SWEET AND CARING GIRL WHO TREATS HIM RIGHT FOR ONCE

[@eddiejr3934]

For once 👆

[@EMILYXOXOANNE1]

Yes he needs a good girl! 👏🏻👏🏻

[@myellatorres2110]

yesss 😭

[@shamsham.]

okay, but he has to be sweet and caring and not mr. playa right back too okay

[@hackboybacon6367]

Memento mori

[@OurKindofEntertainment]

@11:41-@11:43 OMG you really do have Mickey headphones, I thought it was just for your animated version 😂😂😂

[@CHIVAT770]

WHERE CAN I FIND THEM

[@devonhoyle8018]

I've never seen that b4, in my life

[@beerroots3619]

@@CHIVAT770 I am pretty sure they were a limited edition, but you can find them on amazon if you just look up mickey mouse beats headphones

[@dc9591]

@@CHIVAT770 Pretty sure he has a link in the description in his video on talking to girls at the gym.

[@Ambroszz]

9

[@vanillawithnut]

When she said “he likes me, I don’t really like him...” I think she was really talking about swooz. Damn 😔

[@K1pyegon]

True😭😭😭

[@thatsvickiIRL]

that's what I thought smh guys always simping for da wrong girls

[@darlingkorexo]

I hate that, tell him for real not in secret language. It’s so dumb that some of these girls think the guy will understand what you actually mean. And then be pissed cuz guys always say how they don’t understand girls. >:/

[@voyahd9192]

14:30 ,,Whats her last name?,, *brings death note*

[@justscarlette1744]

I love the swoozie quote, “if you want to act single, Im gonna let you be single” Mans was ready to not act single but they weren’t- not your fault swooz! 💔 I genuinely hope he finds someone who he can share his big dreams and ambitions with 🥺💕

[@raisaa1537]

did you watch the video? He said they were talking for over a year, and she told him multiple times that she wanted something more. No one is going to wait 1+ years for someone. This was 100% his fault.

[@squidwardtentacles7144]

@@raisaa1537 Yeah agreed. He seems like a swell guy but based on his videos he seems to pick the same types of girls to mess with. Like you can't do the same things over and over again and expect different results. That's insanity. But it does make for some entertaining videos. Hope he finds the right person one day. 👌🏾

[@Morgan-jz6je]

Those relationships that don’t ever evolve into actual relationships always sting the worse bc it seems like there was so much potential and time thrown down the drain.

[@Vino_Czar]

💯

[@fowlersakeyteamwilliamrave1434]

hey you have the same name as me

[@iamvoicelessmusic]

I know exactly how that is. Fell for a girl who had no interest in me whatsoever. It was one of the hardest things I've ever gone through.

[@ali_the_bum4622]

Omg I need to tell you my story

[@Morgan-jz6je]

@@iamvoicelessmusic Fell for a guy that kept me guessing the entire way through and then just before he moved hundreds of miles away, he ghosted me for no reason at all. He moved before we could even establish a relationship...so I wasted months of my life.

[@SneakerTalk]

My jaw DROPPED 😩😭

[@court9311]

There's no easy way to say this, but we're done?! 😂lol what

[@SneakerTalk]

@@court9311 🤣😭😭😭

[@lovelyrodriguez2190]

@@court9311 *say

[@kbgiver]

Lol

[@MagnakayViolet]

Someone is going walk up to one of SwooZie's exes and say "You made my therapist cry!" and then run away in tears.

[@BigBoyHermdawg]

Swoozie is a real one for coming in clutch for my scheduled procrastination

[@ROSE-ku1pz]

Men who are comfortable with their masculinity and don’t have to pretend to be super macho all the time 💯

[@moonlight_sparkle6659]

YESS!! We need more men like Adande! Also hello Army 💜💜💜

[@SillyLilDawg]

sWooZie: "I'm from the streets, don't let the clean-up confuse you" Also sWooZie: *dressed as Mr.Bean*

[@marxmangaming466]

He’s out of line but he’s right

[@squidwardshouse5431]

Glad I'm not the only one who thought that suit looked familiar hahaha

[@SuperSaiyanGaming_SSG]

had me dead

[@arociousking3585]

“How imma look tryna hold on to somebody that doesn’t wanna be with me” Bruh. That sentence just resonates with me so much because of recent events. Simpin ain’t pimpin

[@majdsardini]

Being in an airport after a breakup is the one of the worst feelings ever

[@legendaryyetunknown6973]

"He didn't cry, their was just emotion in his eye."

[@taliax349]

“i’m crying over a girl i didn’t even date.” i felt that Swo. ❤️‍🩹

[@AlwaysDr3aming]

I've been there, too. Worst heartbreak I ever went thru tbh.

[@cubes7971]

@@AlwaysDr3aming Fr

[@Vermillion37]

Same. Hit me right in the broken heart 💔

[@Nick-eg6nx]

Bren there. Done dat

[@Dreamer-nh1wt]

worst thing ever.

[@YoungDonAnimations]

RED PILL MAFIA

[@roserose109]

omg young don noooo

💊💊💊💊

[@josiahfredericks2990]

Red pill you join the Mafia Blue pill you never watch Swoozie make your choice

[@dantheplanner]

Hey essay! "You got the good sauce?" I'm talking about drugs. 💉💊

[@krisparra4313]

I think I would have to be a little late to max my internet with internet internet and internet internet is not working on internet internet and internet internet is so good and internet internet is not working so I don’t have internet internet and internet internet is not working

[@sugabatzpizu5725]

Bless your heart, 😢. I can resonate with how you feel. You really be wondering “ Why the hell do I have so much love music! “ When your in that mood. And I highly understand the feeling , like the universe is conspiring against you. It’s ok to cry. When you validate your emotions. You are healing yourself. Even if you feel silly about it.

[@PandaPostt]

Hey man remember that even if that girl didnt love you, there's still 7.38milion people who do🙏💞

[@widepenguin3261]

bruv its not the same love, but I agree

[@ComedyAnimatedTV]

When you’re so early the bots aren’t even here yet

[@I_like_fruit_too]

🗿

[@HT_Tony]

I was so early It said 2 seconds

[@xanaxtypically2631]

Lmao

[@hatezay9517]

it be like that

[@hmz260]

yoooo

[@atlastpeace]

Swoozie she never respected you if she didn’t give you closure...she matched the whole previous energy you gave (not saying anything sooner) and you recognized that. But she never respected you by being honest about this other guy sooner before you arrived. That situationship was never worth it. You’ll bounce back for sure once you find someone who’s energy matches yours. Also timing, compatibility and all that other jazz

[@cathykio]

100%

[@HeyitsBri_]

Closure is a personal thing and they weren’t even together. Matching energy is respect. She didn’t think he needed all that seeing that nothing he said warranted her to believe he would. She didn’t know because he didn’t show her. Can’t blame her for exploring more solid options when he didn’t show any solid intent

[@atlastpeace]

@@HeyitsBri_ 🤔 didn’t think of it as that way either. Thank you for the insight

[@carrastealth]

0:09 Swoozie: I got drive... I GOT POWER! I STAY HUNGRY I DEVOUR!!!

[@CloudStudiosPhoto]

You’re not a simp for showing emotion bro, you’re human.

[@marlom7882]

Yea but at least cry when you’re alone. I know he was too crushed to hold it in while he was out but… crying in public is a mistake

[@x3Lalalax3]

@@marlom7882 Anyone can cry whenever and wherever they want to. There's no shame in crying in public, it just makes you human if you got something going on.

[@marlom7882]

@@x3Lalalax3 I say don’t let other people see you have a moment of weakness or vulnerability. At least do it when you’re alone

[@llaqiafrim6450]

@@marlom7882 fam how does it matter if he is showing weakness at the airport?

[@noiwontsignyourarmpit5263]

@@marlom7882 Why? There's nothing wrong with expressing emotion in public.

[@zaribelle718]

“When you are in that mood you don’t know what you want to hear, but when you hear it you know”

[@user-uz2sj4zs7i]

"Her last name, all I need is her last name".. I lost it. XD

[@jayrosi4287]

Missed opportunity for the classic line: "I ain't no plan b, either you choose me or you lose me" 💯

[@theoryoflife9639]

“You catch flights not feelings” 😂 big facts

[@hearthshade4789]

I haven’t been this sad since Bart cried after failing a test he studied for.

[@Mother_Neko]

That was real pain😞✊🏾

[@linus855]

the only simpsons episode that made me cry when I was a kid was that one guy who worked his whole life just to see homer have everything he worked without even doing anything, but the guy still didn’t have those things after all of those years of hard work, then the guy fucking died, it was a hilarious punchline but it really messed with me I thought to myself “I will never want to be that guy”, then ended up exactly like that guy

[@go2ministries848]

It isn’t too late to make the right decisions in life!❤️ Repent of your sins and seek God that you might be saved🥺!

[@obaid-cc]

Fellow me guys ♨️♨️

[@hangnguyenngoc1427]

ok

[@KamariaHolden]

The minimal amount of details & animations let's you know that Swoozie needed to get this one off his chest.

[@haifamansour24]

:(

[@sharonyae-jinha9863]

You seem so cultured. Sometimes I doubt the value of art and animation and then I see ya intelligent-ass delivery keep it up brotha.

[@the_b_emoji]

sWooZie really is my therapist at this point

[@CombatSportsNerd]

Better start paying him bro

[@boogityhoo7452]

@@CombatSportsNerd It could be argued in court giving him a view , a comment and a like could be considered payment , albeit maybe not the price he deserves for one view , like and comment

[@ethanwilhoit8238]

You told us to not put our girlfriend/boyfriend above everyone else. INCLUDING your friends. You taught us that. I'm glad you caught yourself before it was too late. I hope my man swoozie ain't goin against his own words.

[@panashe5268]

He didn’t really catch himself she left him and ended the relationship but I understand what you’re saying

[@Enchanteresse_Sif]

You’re taking relationship advice from someone who isn’t in a committed relationship...

[@ethanwilhoit8238]

@@Enchanteresse_Sif yeah well I’m not either😏

[@go2ministries848]

It isn’t too late to make the right decisions in life!❤️ Repent of your sins and seek God that you might be saved🥺!

[@nickd3777]

Mad respect for admitting to shedding them tears 😭

[@Fritzafella]

7:40 Omg... I have actually done this with the one relationship Ive had so far. Met them in August, we both fall hard for eachother play a ton of games and chat a lot etc etc. In early December, I'm at my best friends party with about 6 others, and me and my gf are chilling and laughing in the corner as we do a silly little "who loves eachother more" game. We are getting louder and sillier, until this other guy storms out. I ofc didn't immediatly notice this and was a tad confused at first. Turns out, he has been good friends with her for atleast a few years maybe longer and had been working up the courage to say he had feelings for her for a long time. She never realized this, but would have gotten more serious with him if she knew before she met me. I felt a little guilty ofc, what started between us just... kinda happened. Then I felt REALLY guilty and also super impressed when I hear that when she talked with him. This guy acted like an actual adult in the whole conversation and had no ill will towards me at all. In fact, me and him had a good long chat about just... stuff for like 4 hours like a week later. About a month later our relationship kinda just... fell apart? We basically took a break from eachother afterwards for a month or so and have been good friends since. This other guy and her have gotten together after and I'm happy in many ways that it worked out. The three of us all play games together sometimes too.

[@ryancollazo459]

a wise man once told me “i ain’t nobodies plan B it’s either you chose me or you lose me”

[@yusufrahman6341]

Nicely said!

[@keekz876]

Facts!

[@yusufrahman6341]

Nicely said! I'm your starting QB we have no backups!

[@MyNameisRevenant]

Grandparents knew more about women more than we ever knew.

[@captainprice226]

That’s one of swoozies best quotes

[@superprincessgem1]

Let’s all have a social distanced hug for swoozie and all the people who’ve been there

[@MdMostofa-zr5jy]

,,

[@parrisnia72]

Yes! 🤗🤗🤗

[@HashimThaDream]

Why did this feel like WE were the therapists and Swooz was the patient? Bring it in Broski.....Bring it in!

[@nourlotf5775]

“IT’S ALWAYS FOR SOME OTHER DUDE😭😭😭”

[@shadowarena]

It's always a Whitney Houston song that brings out the emotions.

[@aydenbelcourt6035]

I want this ability.

[@jasminah1300]

“I love how my phone is acting like it can’t get dropped off at Salvation Army” OMG 😹

[@killedward2882]

When he said, he had ample time to lock her down and he goes on to say “everybody is not on your timeline”... I felt that 😪

[@rianweston-dodds6247]

Ya I think that was the moral of the story here

[@Blufolf3]

"I'm never good enough Lana" - I felt that

[@ibro796]

LMAO So I'm not the only one out here gettin my heart broke by girls I ain't even date..

[@barnawi1619]

"I ain't nobody's plan B, either you choose me or you loose me" -sWooZie

[@nickgah5394]

I swearrrr

[@aguilarrr]

No keap

[@BillionaireHendrix]

“I’m Never Good Enough Lana, I’m Never Good Enough” 😂 I know how that feel it’s hurts when you can relate

[@princestratos7428]

It hurts so mf much

[@RealVeryrarejay]

That shit kills bruh u feel that shit in ya chest

[@merthatssuspicious8600]

Me in my current position

[@jermaineturner196]

Fr I felt that sooo hard 😂

[@k3yonn.424]

sWooZie puts on a clean ass outfit every vid like damn

[@I_like_fruit_too]

🗿

[@JazzyJsworld]

Going through my own heartbreak and this just brought my spirits up. Thank you. I needed this.

[@Sarah-pp3ww]

“Gimme a last name. All I need is a last name.” When your friends very politely state that they have a shovel and are ready to go wherever you need them.

[@peeeeja]

Yes, protect Lana at all cost. We all need a friends like her

[@JazzSingh]

"I aint nobodys plan B, either you choose me or you lose me"

[@Rednetthall2]

I mean swoozie said that but that's what the girl thought probably

[@oliviafasnacht]

Ikr I was like, "It's our turn to be swoozie to you now *hugs*." Ngl His valentines day relationship videos are probably the only reason I know when I'm being played friendship and romantic relationship wise.

[@therealSais]

I have been there, and now I don’t talk to that person anymore.I’m very happy, know your value brother’s 💪🏾

[@low-keydrama1260]

The audacity of this girl…omg. I hope things turn up for you man. You’re a great guy and I’m sure you’ll find someone

[@jzhvaeduh]

Bruh he strung her along for a year

[@navisakura7374]

She could have at least talked to him about it and told him why instead of just ghosting him and then being like “we’re done” and just leaving.

[@clownfromspongebob3979]

As a female, we do not claim this girl

[@SirTropical]

@@jzhvaeduh As a dude - if a girl assumes interest in me, I immediately lock up and think she's joking. Years of being caught out and made fun of for thinking a girl held mutual feelings has lead to me (personally) assuming every female moving forward has an interest in me is either A. doing it for a laugh B. attempting to lead me on or C. Choosing me as a last resort. Obviously, there are some deep-seated insecurities that I need to personally address but in Swoozie's case, he didn't really catch feelings with her until after a certain point. Before then, I'm sure he must've simply assumed that him and girl who got away were just friends cause it didn't seem like she made it clear on what HER feelings were. Maybe that's just me.

[@rock2946]

@@jzhvaeduh tbf, she should've confronted him and asked him what's going on between them so she could've found out if it was worth her time or not.

[@jackie10107]

Periodt. Reciprocation when they match the same amount of being a simp as you and they match you is 100%%%

[@jaythekid9861]

If sWooZie can’t find love, ain’t much chance for some of us😭

[@wqueb]

*a lot of us

[@Chirp331]

Big facts

[@PraiseTheFSMonster]

He seems like he requires a lot of attention

[@Peppermon22]

He’s a player and loves drama

[@kingkong9892]

@@Peppermon22 He only dates so many girls because they reject him. How is that being a playa

[@tropicalraspberry7038]

"You catch flights, not feelings" Trust me this phrase will get you out of so much trouble

[@trueomen5017]

If she dropped you like that, be grateful that it happend sooner, you dont want put a finger on someone who can drop you like that.

[@doug_gimme_dome6958]

9:50 swoozie: and by the fourth song I was ready to bust out the noose. The fourth song: I STILL SEE YOUR SHADOWS IN MY ROOM.