Confessions of a Disney Employee

[@kailalynn3608]

this is still the most iconic video ever

[@arbitrarylib]

Mhm.

[@Phrate]

Not even close

[@tradmud5285]

Shut the fuck up karen

[@aprillynx_]

Phrate no one asked

[@Phrate]

April Masias no one needed to

[@abelmoreno4836]

This is arguably the video that started story time animation. Swoozie inspired Domics, and Domics inspired the story time animation creators. Swoozie is the absolute OG.

[@LojuncosaurusAlto]

Yep

[@sensarmy]

Ikr

[@3dsmaster537]

He's the goat

[@happyhour4670]

Yeah, I would say he started and popularized storytime animations

[@suranda.]

its crazy how 9 years later this is still so enteraining edit: ik its a decade now still a really good video tho

[@marinaraman8238]

Great will always stand out.

[@mariefrancevalme8080]

marinara man yup

[@giasaleen2]

Girl I’ve watched this so many times this year lmaoo nostalgia asf

[@pmg_spazzz]

Yes

[@JeromeProductions]

Yep haha

[@colinmadison6005]

I love the fact that anyone could have just stood there for three hours hating life or walked away sad but Adande ate a bunch of free food and found friends and went on rides with them.

[@zojirushi1]

Yeah Swoozie is the 🐐

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

*[Modern problems require outstanding moves.]*

[@collinnear3570]

your name is inferior due to the one less L

[@colinmadison6005]

@@collinnear3570 contrariwise i conserve and maximize usage of each letter rather than stacking them carelessly

[@they_fw_lei]

@@colinmadison6005 PREACH 👑

[@jazmin6973]

"im eating french toast *F O R N O R E A S O N* " gets me every time LMAO

[@Neezy2]

😂😂😂

[@Bretkane]

why do u need a reason to eat french toast 😂

[@WolfyRed]

💀

[@thekat2784]

"I stole this loaf of bread 'cause i'm poor, and guess what" *you're poor too* I felt that

[@abubakrakram6208]

Probably the most underrated quote in the entire video.

[@deadmemeisboomer9329]

Same

[@tmasst07]

hollered

[@troopercollins4712]

2020 financial covid19 crisis predicted. we could have stoped this but what scientist watches sWooZie

[@evamaylang2932]

That is so relatable right now I have no clothes that fit me and I’m not even allowed to buy any online because my mom said SAVE IT so I’m like “bruh” i may as well be walking about naked my clothes are that small 😂

[@vizthex]

"Adamantium, come with me" - That Manager, 2011 10/10 Best Pronunciation Ever.

[@magnet3163]

Vizthex

[@ecodiva7720]

Vizthex g

[@giliansterckx]

cool

[@brourmom2061]

Vizthex no way adonkey was

[@rashadkirkland7009]

-

[@Oniloz]

''Here's my myspace" Ohhh so this is olddd

[@tyesharichardson7163]

I Know right I was so confused until I looked at how long ago this was 😂😂😂😭

[@shaun6288]

I died when he called you adamantium

[@jodieisnotokay]

ur pic tho

[@MunchingUpMangosutube]

#RHCP4LYFE

[@abacogamer560]

me to R.I.P riley albury

[@ableapple8222]

Hi

[@carllangley375]

+Shaun b Admitly adamantium would be a pretty cool name

[@Skaz1hiphop]

isn't it true the disney character actors aren't allowed to break character ever? no matter what?

[@buckymylovelover6051]

Skaz 1 Yes

[@jonsnor4313]

The the alladin dude was just doing his job. Its likely easier for him to method act than to go crazy.

[@deven5296]

Skaz 1 Yes they would anyways because it takes a HEK lot of time and practice to become a character actor.

[@Horrorbotyt]

If Disney princesses are caught not smiling they get fired. My older cousin used to work as Tinkerbell then got fired for "scowling"

[@garndnisher5860]

Yes

[@Mask60YT]

I just like how the 8:30 sign is on his fridge

[@mirrin1135]

Anaya Warren I’m watching it on a Samsung smart fridge!

[@edwardm-j8133]

Spotted that as well lol

[@mirrin1135]

Edward M-J lol

[@dashlee6042]

😂 that had me dying

[@zojirushi1]

Yep 😂

[@abbyy.7496]

I've watched this 30 times not exaggerating and this is the first time I've noticed that the Indiana Jones times were 8:29 bc the 8:30's were gone 😂

[@margueritebarry]

That is so funny!

[@katsukibakugo9715]

Lol

[@katsukibakugo9715]

I don’t see it

[@abbyy.7496]

@@katsukibakugo9715 it's on the board behind him in the animated points

[@katsukibakugo9715]

just why oh thank u i found it now

[@e-girlkaia7524]

Ok, I have one question, how rich was that highschool?!

[@Bruhlicioustoes]

seriously

[@DCD4Ever]

Ever hear of Grad Night?

[@dvo1245]

* like 20 high schools split the night...

[@arianaisagemini5424]

ØFlaminCheetos ikr🤣my school poor as hell

[@scarlettmclaren9011]

Rich parents

[@thatonekid1732]

I'm at Hollywood studios rn, just checked, still no 8:30 shows...

[@cnrsfilms]

That one kid Hey you're from 2017 too!

[@niyonnadelacruz840]

Critical Conn and so am I

[@platinumblaze3663]

Critical Conn I am also

[@Ashley-mg7wd]

Hi

[@CasualPearls]

omg really!?

[@DoctorFashion]

LOL i work at Disneyland in California! all of us castmember seen this video and was laughin! we experience the same thing aha!

[@bamboocarver]

The employees steal stuff!!!

[@krystalsivongsak5421]

BritxBrat2Fashion NOOOOO fair sounds so awesome😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@distortionss645]

Who do/did you dress up as or where you just like an employee that dresses normally

[@YouFallenforit]

I thought they were going to murder that kid and then they thought they were just going to make him disappear then he did it himself LOL

[@YouFallenforit]

I think he stated very briefly that he worked as ride safety specials

[@lv.100latios3]

Can we just stop and admire Swoozie's singing voice and how much he sounds like Aladdin.

[@benjackson7872]

It was pretty good

[@quiche6936]

omg he still has the 8:30 indiana jones thing on his fridge 😂

[@superangel7234]

wow.

[@quiche6936]

wtf? 😂

[@akaashisth0t127]

Which vid?

[@larisa4443]

Marija Miletic u from serbia

[@tejix914]

+Ahmed Riad wtf?

[@Evangames093]

I went to Hollywood Studios yesterday, didn't see any 8:30 shows at Indiana Jones.

[@pokecrafter1031]

IM GOING NEXT WEEK CANT WAIT TO GO AND SEE IT

[@littlevionist]

Pokecrafter10 See it while it lasts its being removed soon.

[@caseyonsnapchat6530]

DoritosAreMLG cause he stole them /s

[@Evangames093]

Disney is rich, wouldn't they replace it?

[@NathanWeber]

DoritosAreMLG They probably thought it was their idea and went with the schedule change.

[@doelcam]

What kind of high school has the money to rent out an entire Disney park???

[@Mysterious_Mr.C4]

A private one with rich people?

[@Aj-sn1dp]

+doelcam Fundraisers. A lot of fucking fundraisers. My schools band and choir students go every year lol.

[@Lmancoolj]

It's normally a bunch of highschools and its later in the day, we did it at universal and islands of adventure from 5-3 in the morning

[@mialee2216]

+Shawn Winchester All the fundraisers I've ever had at my school literally go into their pockets. We were supposed to go to Camp Keep but they said we didn't raise enough money but we raised more money than last year's class and they went ;-;

[@Aj-sn1dp]

Have you tried talking to the school board and your district? What they're doing is illegal. You could even try sending a letter to your governor and have your city take care of it. I'm really sorry

[@CUPCAKEPLAYZ-r6c]

"Dude, you're like 38." Everybody felt that

[@yeahboy172]

Now he ismore like 70

[@Zeldafan1ify]

Okay I'm quitting my job right now and joining the Disney gang if at least for one year to experience this epic-ness. FREE FOOD 5EVER

[@AlexanderCastro2cool4u68]

It's not free it's 70% off

[@Mslabew]

70% still good Im with him! lets go!

[@davidcheung3206]

+Alex C lol still would be exspensive af

[@AlexanderCastro2cool4u68]

Probably

[@AlexanderCastro2cool4u68]

But not as much

[@PDOGSHOTU]

I watched this video all the way back in 2011 and today I started my first day at Indiana jones, it’s crazy how things work out

[@tampatony7821]

How u liking it???

[@PDOGSHOTU]

Tony Montana I can’t imagine working anywhere else!

[@AlecG008]

@@PDOGSHOTU oh you're one of those workers

[@PDOGSHOTU]

onfireepicman yea!

[@comicsarethebest8626]

@@PDOGSHOTU so you like it?

[@lizzieluv23]

Almost 2023 and this video came to mind because i just traveled and visited that park 😂 Had to see this video again, Adande you are awesome!! Merry Christmas 🎄

[@golfgaming3193]

*I love how at the end you see the eight thirty magnet on his fridge*

[@SouthernBelleReviews]

I laughed so hard when he starts singing Aladdin's song because of the employee getting so into character, "Gotta keep one jump ahead of the law men." Laughing so hard!

[@ArmoredCrown]

Sarafina Donald same XD

[@passthebleach9745]

Xack Soto EXDEE

[@imdeadbciwentdepressed7636]

Coolooooooool

[@cola2538]

I like how the 8:30 shows are on Adande's fridge.

[@rumblemontcg9906]

IKR

[@venixieaga]

Miyuki chan ^o^

[@cola2538]

HOLY SHIT! The amount of likes on my main comment is insane!

[@jimmybelt7301]

I seen it too

[@Alex-gi4dm]

Joe Mumford me too

[@joshuaryu1791]

there was a disney ad right before dis -.-

[@JWJoshuaPlaysKK]

agreed

[@lov3lygh0st25]

Right... Yah uh... Some ppl dont get the same ads as chu. Sooo... ._. Yaaaah... I got a Olive Gardens commercial before the video.

[@Apollo-mn9wq]

I didn't get one at all....

[@TheJackerzCrackerz]

i got a real estate ad for Sydney...

[@jacobcornell2981]

I got a batman commercial

[@doggonimousdoggo6849]

sWooZie: "So, i started going late, and stealing" Also SwooZie: "idk why my managers hated me, weird"

[@dragonflarefrog1424]

Well he said they hated him before he started intentionally violating policy.

[@Namenotfound590]

They hated him before he started stealing and arriving late

[@sor3999]

@@dragonflarefrog1424 When people hate you for seemingly no reason, you just go and give them one because we're all nice like that from stopping them from looking crazy for hating for no reason.

[@ZenitaDee]

I loved how in character the cosplayers were. Naveen was so on point, The voice, the look, the personality. My inner child squealed. Ariel and I had a good ten minute conversation. XD

[@Emisop]

Yeah. Their trained to stay in character no matter what. I remember when I met Anna, she was just as silly as the Anna in the movie. She said that she loved my sandals and was going on about how Olaf had been telling her that he really wants to wear sandals, but it would never really work. So then she said, "I guess snowmen weren't meant to wear sandals." So then I said, "well snowmen weren't meant to be in summer either." And she and the cameraman laughed and she said that's true too. XD When it isn't close to their break, they are the best! (Since the workers drag the characters away when it's time for a break, or to go somewhere else)

[@PlatyPro12]

+Brianna Chiavetta THERE WAS A CAMERA MAN FILMING YOU? o.o

[@Emisop]

+PlatyPro12 No. The camera man took photos for the Disney Photo Pass thing.

[@PlatyPro12]

Brianna Chiavetta Oh. Makes more sense now :p

[@GhxstKoi]

I love how the 8:30 magnet is on his fridge

[@blumonster3804]

Never in my entire life have I been to Disney and I really wanna go😭😭😭

[@pocopoco2231]

FINALLY IM NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT NEVER WENT TO DISNEYLAND

[@tokeablunt]

NotCreepy Jacob Me too I Havent Went..😭

[@annieo.3818]

I feel bad for you guys because Disneyland/Disney World is amazing! both are fun and great to spend family time

[@awesomewhiteguy]

Blumonster the castle isn't as big as it looks

[@aidanli5033]

Same

[@carolyngracemarie]

This video is iconic I’ve seen it def like ten times by now. A great moment in KZbin history. I remember when I went to Disney World Orlando 6 years back my brother and I were so excited to see the 8:30 magnets still missing at the Indiana Jones show, haha great memories!

[@zzcolby27]

God I remember this video. Old yt memories

[@drac27]

I lost my shit when I saw the 8:30 p.m. show magnet on his fridge at the end

[@ACGator03]

lol!!

[@spinic558]

Me too

[@montamatico728]

+Spinic same

[@briannay.329]

OMG he actually stole the 8:30 magnet😂😂!

[@nigelclayton4029]

Maple Apple 🍎 a new black suit in his hair for the first day on this day is the best way he is to be the one to go with a good husband to be my best friends for the first year and a half a day and

[@vannesaaaaa]

Mr Aadyn clapping and more it's 11:08

[@raiden...]

troubled c

[@jnels2007]

As a former Disney World employee (2007-2008) I can confirm this is EXACTLY what working at Disney World is like

[@quill404]

Guys the high schools all rent it out together for the seniors on grad night. My school used to go to Disneyland every year until some kids did something bad so now we gotta go to Universal Studios ;( tragic, I know. But yeah you get to stay there until like 2am and this last year they even got Marshmello to preform.

[@nicchauvin1096]

It's not just a grad bash. In Orlando, there are some super-rich private schools that will rent out the parks just for their kids.

[@aidenaidenen7728]

Richie

[@somestingyontheinternet683]

Boss Mickey wants to speak with you

[@alexceous]

(In mickey voice) Well, well, well.

[@thelunaticcultist5157]

This job is mine.

[@christiniakollar8397]

(In Mickey voice) well well we can,t have this. Pulls lever into a giant pool of money guarded by dogs and the money kraken .

[@chaosdude2345]

Accept? >Yes No

[@CommissarMitch]

"One, I'm re-hiring myself" Pretty much me when I was an intern at a library. Long story short; free buffet.

[@cdawg1cdawg165]

I loved this series when it came out, definately a big childhood memory

[@gershonford3513]

Fr

[@NumberD2000]

i love how he has the 8:30 magnet on his fridge

[@vincedevour2545]

when?

[@NumberD2000]

+HoodGirl at the end of the video

[@vincedevour2545]

+NumberD2000 oh, yeah haha, thanks ^^

[@NumberD2000]

No problem. :)

[@disincor]

Also when he talks about there being only two shows for indiana jones before he sneaks into the highschool crowd there's an 8:29 show

[@thatonestar7978]

So wait at Disney you have to smile all the time is that true. I would go crazy

[@catgodswim]

I don't smile at all, ever.

[@thatonestar7978]

Redstone Pro hahaha Omg lol

[@sloosb]

Magic Tooky Tocan that's why my friend's mom was the evil queen

[@olidon96]

You could work at the tower of terror. It's the only ride in the park where the employees don't have to smile lol

[@carolinearellano9707]

Magic Tooky Tocan the tower of terror and the haunted mansion are probably are the only places I would survive at

[@lexiemcghee9431]

I love the 8:30 magnet sitting on the fridge. Was I the only one that noticed?

[@mikeb1085]

What time?

[@NvieaSarriha]

+Mike B 11:16

[@mikeb1085]

***** lol.Thanks for the help

[@zenlocke6769]

Wrong you're not the first one to notice because if you look in the comment section you'll find someone who noticed it a mounts ago

[@Xxskull5xX]

He didn't say he was the first one he asked a question :/

[@orchidflower694]

Still watching this after 13 years. ❤

[@TheLinnsen]

Loved it when he called you Adamantium. Made my day! 😂😂👌🏻

[@schradeya]

I'm eating french toast... _for no reason_!

[@lilab151]

I'm eating cereal

[@bananasurgery5397]

+Tiger stripes I'm eating live birds

[@sparkleshine1420]

I'm eating din din right now

[@callie6897]

I'm eating a dead body

[@lilab151]

+Callie well that escalated quickly

[@Lylac]

You guys I am on a mission to become a disney employee when I'm older now Thanks xD

[@armadillolover99]

Cool story. Here's a cookie. ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608050520665099839&pid=15.1&H=147&W=160

[@Sabrina-ln3sz]

Ezra Sitt Hmmmmmmmmm... I call virus.

[@3ironingots37]

I know right!!!!!!

[@chloelovesfurby3136]

disney is satanic for kids

[@3ironingots37]

When I was ages 1-9 I went there once per year and im going there this year in june :D DISNEY SHALL NEVER BE SATANIC.

[@EverydayMusician]

I was quoting this video yesterday, so I had to come back and watch it again.

[@shyfire15]

Im just cracking up so bad now cause the 8:30 magnet was on his fridge. LMAO

[@pundziusavril]

+shyfire15 Ahahaha just notices xDD

[@yourmotherdoesntloveyou]

What's 8:30

[@shyfire15]

+Paddy McDaddy The magnent he stole... It was on his fridge.. thats what time it said.

[@JassonNation]

+shyfire15 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@augustshorey2880]

DAT kid jumpen out da window dow

[@amberthornton2453]

This video is what started my love for swoozie! I randomly found this video, I found the one after that, and then it became a Swoozie marathon. No regrets!

[@swanni8209]

I see dat 8:30 pm sign boi. The thug life chose you, treasure it.

[@3859-b7b]

lol me 2

[@rocketraccoon5432]

+ESL 420BlazeIt damn

[@Yawwne]

where

[@oreogaming7504]

Where

[@elaynatabb3319]

it was on the fridge at the end

[@lucybonadeo9861]

2019?? No Just me

[@toyaking7881]

Me Yes

[@马特top10]

me！

[@Dasnie88]

ME2...3YRS LATER 😎

[@braydenb7935]

Me 2

[@FrutieCakes]

sup

[@nomduclavier]

I love that he waited three months for that. That's dedication.

[@Uniquenameosaurus]

11:08 One day people are going to show up to Swoozies fridge looking for the show after like, 5 years of searching.

[@bug5460]

Uniquenameosaurus yeet

[@vannesaaaaa]

Uniquenameosaurus OMG THANK YOU ALL THESE DUMBASSES ARE SHOWING ME A DIFFERENT TIME

[@bug5460]

They weren’t showing u a different time it’s just the magnet said 8 :30 on it so it automatically goes like a link to the time 8:30 ☺️

[@bug5460]

Uniquenameosaurus love your name

[@vannesaaaaa]

Claire Farina Thank you so much I'm subbing

[@magicpigeon_]

I met someone who worked at Hollywood studios the day after I went there and he said he had the best job because he didn’t have to smile he worked in the tower of terror it was cool

[@LinguaBlend]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qoDblYB_fZehr6s

[@etoileentertainment4680]

HE SAID HERE'S MY MYSPACE!! I'M WHEEZING!! 2019 LOVES YOU SWOOZIE!!

[@freddsolid7290]

9:41 "My kids might be OBEAST" 😐

[@JobroskiSwaqqman]

I mean he did cheat in high school, so he probably didn't do so well in English.

[@taylorhoward8879]

John Elwood its supposed to be a play on words, he meant to say the beast.(: I hear people say it a lot here too.

[@edenmoyal8323]

I thought he meant "obesed" as in "made obese"

[@JobroskiSwaqqman]

Taylor Howard i was also joking

[@edennaureckas3115]

+Eden Moyal Name twins 😊

[@moonlightwolfia7045]

at 11:04 minutes in you can see that he still has the 8:30 p.m. sign from Disney when he stole it from Disney when he worked there😂

[@jacobhighley5922]

Yeah I saw that too lol!

[@christianmalcher2187]

I have a feeling that he just put up for the video.

[@bme0282]

at 8:43 it says 8:29 as well

[@nainainai2740]

It was on purpose I bet

[@antxfilmz]

Cali Gatlin cocain

[@Redsoxkid629]

Lol, the 8:30 show magnet is on his fridge at the end xD!

[@kingstorm44]

lolololololololol

[@Redsoxkid629]

I actually got a top comment on a video. And it's on SWooZie's. OYUS! I wonder if he's gunna read it :D!

[@509blackwolf]

I was just about it say that and I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw that!!

[@beegsquare4123]

it’s literally tradition to rewatch all these vids b4 I go to the Disney parks😭

[@twin8859]

Who came back to this video

[@danielle8877]

meh

[@fadirached2386]

Me

[@hoynyhouse]

Me

[@SirSquillem]

I did 😂👌🏻

[@nicktyner1222]

Mwah

[@marvinjohnson1776]

I was just at MGM and I asked the guy (with a clipboard) outside of Indiana Jones why there were no more 8:30 showtimes. He goes, "That's not true, we NEVER had any 8:30 showtimes here, that guy on youtube is fake, he's a liar."

[@DragonSlayerBrick]

lol he has the 8:30 magnet on his fridge

[@onedirectioninfection1624]

Maybe he started working at Disney after Adande quit?

[@ihatenjoi]

They definitely did.

[@DazzleBling]

This video was posted in 2011 it's 2015 now I think they would replace it

[@tan89284]

Well when you watch Adande's video that draw his life and he tells about his life, it sounds like hes really old now, like as if he worked at disney in the early 2000's...

[@AngryDuck143]

I'm watching this before I go to Disney😂😂

[@angelisserojas7882]

same

[@Dianecites]

What kind of job makes you work in character and smiles for 8 hours? Me: Cries in Starbucks with "customer connections" while corporate slowly kills our mental sanity. :)

[@leprechaunbutreallyjustamidget]

No one even wants you smiling at them like a clown corporate is retarded af

[@hyperdrivepics]

Aladdin sounds like Rick from Rick and Morty here.

[@kiwichainsaww]

true

[@ryemild115]

Ahahaha

[@calumross8590]

XD

[@tjptjp9497]

+HyperdrivePics You are right :^D

[@aceheartless0132]

hey my aunts you love that show

[@negativejam2188]

I love the 8:30 pm magnet on the white board in the end.

[@TiffanyinOklahoma]

You're storytelling is the best.

[@colinwrye]

*your

[@Devo57]

Hopping on the Your bandwagon with *your

[@zogbogbean2464]

This video is so fucking good. Ugh it just feels so atmospheric. Like it feels as if I’m on a trip to Disney just that excitement.

[@thiruvalluvar3880]

Damn I remember watching this video in 6th grade, now I'm in College!!

[@sheemie]

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

[@marissavanderschmidt8069]

Hahhahahagahgagagahagghahahahgagahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahgahagahhagahahgahhahagagaggagahhahhhahahahahahahgagqgahhahahahhahahahagahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahagahahgaha

[@celvesterrblx918]

Did you hear about the man who got hit by a soda can? Luckily its a soft drink

[@marissavanderschmidt8069]

+Celvester RBLX hahaghahahahgahahahhahahahhahagahhahahahhahshhahahhahahhahahahhahajhahahahahhagagahhahaghahagahhagwhahhahahahha

[@leonkurto]

adventure time?

[@braden1970]

Did you hear about the dude who fell off the building. Yeah it was a tragedy ;-;

[@jacobmartin8332]

ALL of the 8:30 signs are gone. My gosh, I can’t stop laughing.

[@echooom]

when I went to disney they diden't have any 8: 30 signs

[@thehippodude7042]

11:09

[@thebudyentertainmentchanne8845]

He even drew in an 8:29 sign in a later frame! And had an 8:30 sign on his fridge in the end

[@joecarmine8044]

Published on Jan 11, 2011 Wtf man where did the time go?

[@johnlawrenceabanid8673]

Oi

[@ella_louise]

This was made on my second birthday 😂

[@wtfisaesthetic5263]

"you cant give some black people power" I died xD 2:27

[@arbitrarylib]

Lmaooo

[@nathanmack1734]

At the end you can see the 8:30 magnet

[@trebaelyan2350]

Did you just say "My Kids Might Be Obeast?" I Love the word you just made.

[@BluesteelNoob]

Obese

[@trebaelyan2350]

Joshua DeFreece Listen at 9:39 he says Obeast. lul.

[@ococircusboy]

That's how i first thought it sounded, then I thought Obesed ! That made more sense.

[@UnusualDean14]

He actually said "obese'd"

[@trebaelyan2350]

awertt no it sounds better as Obeast.

[@mati.the.friend]

This video is 10 years old now. So nostalgic. Thank you Swooz.

[@jimmypadriganjr]

2018 here. I work at Disney. Unfortunately, I still have yet to fine someone that looks like you. Sorry sWooZie

[@guerominecraft2549]

Jimmy Padrigan ih

[@souptime23]

He doesn't work there.

[@prodcato]

Dino Elyssa nah b i live in year 6028 scrub get on ,my level

[@adogthatgoesbark2163]

Ben Does Things 2 i live in 2018 dude get Modern

[@prodcato]

Asriel Dreamer boi not even 6028 its year 40,382 here

[@AstroPsych_]

I was sent here by a slowly rolling horse.

[@lonec1777]

Subject: sWooZie Age: I don't know Mission: Go to the edge of the world to get to a secret hole know as edge of hell and go north to plant C4 at a nuclear plant and head upward with a tactical magnum sniper on a helicopter to eliminate an evil terrorist leader in a huge mansion with no guide on the wind speed. Then if you have time go southwest near Africa and toward Madagascar where secret High Atomic Bombs that many unknown countries put there for WWIII to cause a distraction to allow russian fighter planes to take out NKorean missiles headed toward the white house to eliminate Barack Obama ( Idc about barack so if you want you can take care of him later) then go east to the UK and take out this evil anarchist group that plans to take hostages in the northern part of the UK, you will only have a gps, glock 18 and a m4A1 with hand grip to take them out. Then when they're out there is the secret weapon that they have to unleash hell on thousands and thousands of people restarting the Nazi's Beliefs to make Nazi Zombies to destroy the world. Offer: Free Disney Food

[@bubblegumpanda1564]

what?

[@Jendayi_]

Lol, I see your point.

[@GubblesThefish]

OMG LIKE HALL YES

[@pain7026]

WHEN DO I START?

[@lonec1777]

kathleen double RIGHT NOW.....

[@Mitchell2311]

This was the first video I watched of swoozie

[@OrigenalDarkMew]

"gunna use my better judgment and NOT draw anything here" good call.

[@kevinshiflett4449]

High school rented out the entire park wtf school is that

[@PixlPlayer]

K Shif when I went to universals Orlando park we had to leave early because aparantly a local high school rents out the park every year for their seniors

[@coreylineberry8557]

PixlPlayer That's actually the entire park for several high schools. That's the big thing for seniors.

[@LxstinNeverland]

My senior class went bowling.... yet everyone else goes to disneyland.... Cool...

[@catfoy8888]

When I was in Middle School they took us to an amusement park and skiing

[@christinajackson2968]

My school did that.. it’s because we’re private school.

[@still_guns]

So did his grand master plan work?

[@alfiedavies9703]

Yes.

[@F1ll1nTh3Blanks]

Alfie Davies Not really.

[@limecrewmate4581]

Swoozie: I was not in the right mood Snitch:*taping his foot* ADAAAANDEEEE

[@limecrewmate4581]

Does any body get the jojo part 2 speeedwaaaaagoon

[@teacupcarson4603]

@@limecrewmate4581 I apologize for answering comment being 2 years tardy. But, yes I understood your reference of culture.

[@WhiteAsianGurl]

Dude, renting out those parks costs a fortune. Did anyone else wonder how a HIGH SCHOOL could afford to rent out an ENTIRE disney park? I mean aren't high schools funded through TAX MONEY?

[@ieatgold]

I went to a school where pretty much the entire school year seniors (this was the senior's end of the year graduation trip) raised money to rent out the park, pay for transportation, hotels, etc.

[@chance3668]

could be a PRIVATE high school

[@gwho]

you just answered your own question xp it's tax money.

[@DK6Marius]

yes actually, that's right.

[@handmiadenofgod]

My high school did this for my senior trip. Everyone going payed a certain fee, plus we did fundraisers etc.

[@hipponax770]

I recently got my first job, and I befriended my manager's DAUGHTER. So yeah, every time I did something bad, BAM! You get written up.

[@piercecomerford1258]

What befreinded mean?

[@blur58]

+Pierce Comerford make friends with

[@lucaskelly5243]

What most people got out of this: Disney people are harsh and Swoozie likes food. What I got out of it: If you get brainwashed don't steal pencils!

[@kylenelson6123]

2019 anyone?! Man it’s been a while since this first can out.

[@firemage222]

He's still got the 8:30 show sign on his fridge that's so random

[@kabhes9040]

thats not random he clearly showed that for the video

[@toriellsimon9075]

I'm eating French Toast... for no reason"

[@unknownnumber8328]

Toriell Simon Hahaha

[@zating6183]

I love french toast

[@thebestfrenchfry4096]

Toriell Simon why not french fries!?

[@lyris3232]

oh my god someone lock this mad lad up

[@alexanderjordan3615]

Do you need a reason?

[@stephaniea1118]

Lmaooo the Aladdin at the beginning I'm done 😂😂😂

[@wasnothere654]

Idk why but when he was “Aladdin” I freaking love heis like voice over for the song

[@yummyherbicide7296]

I'll buy you dinner, but I need this guy out of the picture.

[@bodvarson1933]

How can a high school afford to rent the entire disney park?

[@beepbeep516]

fundraisers

[@TheRealAmerica1776]

Is your highschool that poor?

[@bodvarson1933]

Kairasu Well it was relatively small

[@7crimsonghost]

+Kairasu Is your highschool super rich? It's expensive.

[@gemmymc3443]

That's what I was thinking lol.

[@DeadlockSports1]

My dad took his Small World uniform when he quit. He still has it

[@usuariodesconocido566]

2019 who else is watching his old videos... XD

[@0000m-p1k]

Me lol

[@TimCridlandAndSons]

Me

[@sachusanu]

Me

[@blackpanther1013]

me

[@Suzanneperez]

Me

[@MynameisBrianZX]

When MGSV comes out, I want a DLC exactly like this.

[@shylothebeekiller]

"we need you to kidnap the prim minister's daughter............. ........tonight" lmfao

[@aania5857]

OMG IT'S INDIANA JONES

[@Fennaixelphox]

This reminds me of Cyanide and Happiness

[@leogoldberg2789]

Right???

[@alibensacrifice]

Omg! Ikr!

[@pinkguyandchill7016]

lol

[@theonegoldengryphon]

+Tristen Thielman The art style, yeah, but not the material. Be a bit disturbing if these real-life stories reminded you of a Cyanide&Happiness episode XD

[@Ash-The-Trainer]

I know right

[@mightyantdojo]

Best thing that ever happened to KZbin. “Word to the mother ship”