SYSTEM OF A DONG ~ Aerials & Tables 100% FC

[@pajrrat]

*WHY ARE THERE GRAPEFRUITS IN MY SYSTEM OF A DOWN*

[@darthalvarez2046]

More like "Why is there System of a Down in my Grapefruits?"

[@whydoyouexist9721]

Xeriah Bonano It's Dong of a System

[@drage1019]

why do you exist of dong a system

[@ajbryant8072]

I thought he was gonna say Dong XD ROFL

[@sagenebula7120]

Pajrat why aren't there more.

[@TheSillyPiglet]

"Why are there grapefruits in my System Of A Down?!" is my favourite thing I've ever heard on this channel.

[@satan1189]

ThaBadayuss i like your profile pic

[@samuelgreer1273]

Yup

[@SandwichWhisperer]

Satan i love the grapefruit video

[@GhostLink92]

Chris Frye What vid is that? I've yet to understand the grapefruit thing.

[@TheSillyPiglet]

GhostLink92 Just search for "the grapefruit technique"

[@BandiPat]

ᵀᴬᴮᴸᴱ

[@JasonParadise]

This was amazing. Thanks for the chart! 🤘

[@BandiPat]

Anytime, man!

[@DrewMcgough]

JasonParadise do you think the band has heard these memes of their songs

[@hyperbiscuit2284]

TA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-BLE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-S

[@Daybreak81523]

More tables Pat!

[@pccasuals3575]

"WHY ARE THERE GRAPEFRUITS IN MY SYSTEM OF A DOWN???" Jason sounded so disappointed.

[@Daybreak81523]

Trust in my self righteous table.

[@jordanhasch2544]

That might well have been the most random thing I've ever heard. And I've heard some SERIOUSLY random shit.

[@Just-Plain-Potential]

That right there in hindsight was the birth of a meme.

[@drunkenbarfight]

That Serj Tankian donation was so perfectly timed. I'm pretty convinced it was actually BandiPat.

[@Roonayy]

I'm surprised I haven't heard a "PSYCHO, GROUPIE, COCAINE, TABLE" yet.

[@Roonayy]

JasonJohnson In that case, I think everyone reading this will know what to do.

[@JasonParadise]

Psycho is my favorite SOAD song. That idea might actually break me.

[@Roonayy]

JasonParadise You're honestly just fuelling the flames at this point. You know someone's going to do do it now

[@whattheletsplay4199]

JasonParadise that song almost sounds like a helvian remix on its own.... that and violent pornography

[@Vanessa-ss3jy]

same

[@cmjballer]

2:49 PERFECT TIMING!!!

[@JasonParadise]

That tip was legit perfect timing.

[@zachmcfadden716]

I thought that was part of the song lmao

[@endergamer8079]

McDerp Same here

[@BioHzrd0010]

WAIT, THAT WANT PART OF THE SONG?

[@latinajoseph]

I just looked up the audio. that was not part of the song. mind blown....

[@0nesh0theadsh0t21]

"Life is a fucking sus"

[@tailoreyes]

right to my bio

[@Tom-hz1pi]

Yes it is

[@conwaysquest6961]

accurate.

[@Miguel_morales99]

It ain't wrong

[@WhipMemes]

0:55 *_RIP Stefan Karl Stefansson_*

[@natedavis3441]

Serj himself donated. Lmao

[@emilymatthews2990]

On yes table me harder daddy dank memes is what he said.

[@Briselance]

Was it really the real Serj, though?

[@RagnaFenrir]

Absolutely perfect timing right there

[@ilaywissotzkey4741]

@@Briselance He didn't write his name correctly, so I don't think so

[@ChaseMC215]

@@ilaywissotzkey4741 His name is spelled properly

[@kylegyenes5068]

"Why are there grapefruits in my System of a Down?" NEEDS to be a shirt.

[@plushblueep]

Or a senior quote.

[@CraigDraws]

This is the best System Of a Down song ever, you can tell by the vocal range of Serj going from low to high. This song is about how tables morph into things but also how table memes are important. You can tell by and I quote “ table table table table.” This means tables are love, tables are life. Thus concludes how table babies are made. I bid thee farewell.

[@bentonic4998]

>table babies I think you mean tabies

[@obsigno8685]

It’s been 9 months can we have some tabies now

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

I think somebody confused _System of a Down_ with _System of a Dong_

[@sethingram987]

Or code ment when nina humped a table

[@conwaysquest6961]

@@sethingram987 That actually happened in the original show too.

[@FB3Network]

1:43 "WHY ARE THEIR GRAPEFRUITS IN MY SYSTEM OF A DOWN?!" -JasonParadise lol jason sounded so upset

[@SDK2K9]

Lol. One of the sections was called "HOLY SHIT" XD

[@goodsmithies812]

DashieSparkle HOLY SHIT ITS SYSTEM OF A DRAGONFORCE

[@Kratos_TM]

DashieSparkle wait that tip wasn't part of the song? God timing

[@Daybreak81523]

Good Smithies What's your favorite song of theirs? Mine is Valley of the Chop Suey

[@goodsmithies812]

ThatOneDev Personally I love Aerevolutional Deathsquad

[@Daybreak81523]

Good Smithies What about Cry Aerials?

[@OffsetSolidmusic]

Can we talk about how well the twitch comment from the donation fits perfectly in the gap of vocals at 2:49? For the longest time I thought it was part of the song.

[@beargrills3508]

2:43 "serj_tankien tipped $5" in the bottom left.

[@SurgingSpecs]

Bear Grills and his message was "oh yes table me harder daddy dank memes". That wasn't part of the song.

[@philippmuller-litz7588]

good eye, dude!! I didn't notice that, I kept looking at Jason the whole time

[@reyntime8735]

That could NOT have been Serj. I refuse to believe

[@SlyHikari03]

That was definitely bandipat.

[@Sans_The_Skeleton]

wrong spelling so it’s not him

[@Iam3dB]

When you free your eyes Eternal TABLE

[@scarfacefan19]

My hubby was watching your vids and I happened to watch. Binge watched everything i could. You really helped me through the worst morning sickness. I was throwing up so much, barely eating but you got me to laugh and really have a good time through it all. Love your content and hope to catch your stream on twitch soon!

[@JasonParadise]

Comments like these make me so happy. Thanks for watching! So glad this content can help in some way. :)

[@scarfacefan19]

Side note.....i saw your Ghost playthroughs and omg you are totally right. Amazing band

[@bahamakazi]

I love system of a dong, dongles is my favorite song

[@beargrills3508]

Hot Java mine is b.y.o.d.

[@fireyfacepunch6394]

This may be a very dead meme nut......... DONG EXPANDED

[@xaiverbeaudin6766]

Rise of the dong

[@FriedFrenchFries]

Mine is Highway Dong

[@LocalHolehead]

Nothing beats a dongle-filled system of a dong....

[@MetroidFission]

STEAMED HAMS

[@JasonParadise]

I knew it had to come up in a chart at some point. 😂

[@darylpwnzu9761]

Steamed tables

[@VIISkies]

Goddammit Jason. I tried taking a sip of my soda halfway through this. Bad idea. Haven't laughed that hard in a while. Keep up the good memes, my friend!

[@stevencox3930]

I thought some of the backwards parts like at 2:12 actually sounded pretty good

[@jhoff1804]

Yea

[@MystLs]

2:50 Close your eyes

[@Jiggerjaw]

1:36 I've gotta stop watching this shit at work, I'm gonna get fired for disrupting the other programmers with my laughter.

[@SpeedsMcRonalds]

"'Cause we are the ones who wanna FUUUUUUUCK" I don't know where that audio sample is from but I laughed for a solid minute, Jesus Christ.

[@blakemcelroy2000]

SpeedsMcRonalds Look up "Tourettes Guy Fuuuuccckkkk"

[@superpenguinzzz]

​​@@blakemcelroy20002:02 I think that's actually from the 1993 film Deadfall where Nicholas Cage's character screams it at a club.

[@Snow-cg8jm]

0:54 Cause *WE ARE NUMBER ONE*

[@davidjrvs123]

Song:but we fuck BEES. 🗣 Me:w...why would you fuck the bees!?😲 Song:CAUSE WE ARE NUMBER ONE!😈 Me:😨

[@andrerenault]

It fits SO well

[@night-seeker666]

Dave Jarvis **dies of laughter**

[@mr.kittysavestheworld695]

_"Never wanna play, but you always wanna lose"_ is a kinda fire lyric, honestly.

[@avihenriksen3947]

I fucking love how jason barely even flinched when it went into ttfaf, he just got his "I'm dead inside and I hate this song" face on additionally, there was one point where there were three layers of jason: the sub notif, the song, and the actual jason. beautiful.

[@alucardhellsing6730]

"WHY ARE THERE GRAPEFRUITS IN MY SYSTEM OF A DOWN?" why am i fucking crying at this lol

[@asbufix2091]

Grapefruits? In MY system of a down? Its more likely than you think.

[@Djay_B]

2:50 What impeccable timing that was.

[@SkywardSpork]

Taking the meme to the extreme!

[@SkywardSpork]

That quack chord and ending hand me in bits lmao

[@lewisantell9404]

Taking the meme to the extr-meme

[@sleepy_gab]

1. Why are there Grapefruits in this. 2. Why is Jason in this. 3.T A B L E S 4. Keep doing what you're doing Jason, you're by far my favorite KZbinr always making quality content, and your reactions always make me smile, K thanks bye.

[@briangonzales1162]

29 likes in 3 years, delete that it's so sad LOL.

[@CodyTheBananaManGamingMusic]

This is my favorite video of yours ever, it made me laugh so damn hard

[@fisher00769]

"Why are there grapefruts in my System Of A Down?"-Jason 2k17

[@Artakha9000]

Turned into fucking Dragonforce at the very end, what the fuck.

[@r90clark10]

I just found your channel. I don't think I've laughed this hard in a long time!

[@Joe_Cool48]

*flips table* Hey KZbin! Memes and T A B L E S!!

[@Xyriax]

Woah

[@harkthestormer]

Woah

[@JasonParadise]

W o a h

[@Xyriax]

Once upon a time, I got hearted. The End.

[@MrWhat-ni3ff]

no

[@cassidy5645]

whoa

[@AmyraCarter]

lmfao "QUACK" I heard that. Bandipat...I want your sound library, dammit. lolz

[@KweenOrion]

1:43 "Why are there grapefruits in my system of a down?" ~ Jason 2017

[@Dragoonx35]

I love the meme songs so much I laugh all the time. Your the best man keep it up

[@JunoTheRailfan844]

2:02 Has Me In Absolute HYSTERICS

[@InsaneCrab7]

“Why are there grapefruits in my System of a Down?!” Probably the best thing I’ve ever heard you say, Jason!

[@aykuttorun8358]

3:23 i just shit my pants😂

[@criicastillo4306]

SYSTEM OF A TABLE

[@rarebeeph1783]

The line "Aerialairea, in MY ASS" actually slaps

[@Gandalf_the_White]

I love this channel so much. You always deliver the spiciest of memes to me and it makes me very much happiness.

[@meemsandvich1258]

Jason, whatever you do, don't trust in Dong's self righteous *T A B L E*

[@wonderpallete]

Tô adorando esse canal, awesome *TABLE*

[@OmEgAlOmAnIaCx]

I'm so glad I found your channel cuz these videos are honestly hilarious

[@ioceano9404]

2:54 That donation could not have been timed more perfectly XD

[@xnemous3638]

EXPAND DONG Thank for another great video jason btw stay TABLE

[@javis88h]

Why is there grapefruit in my System Of The Down?

[@SlyHikari03]

I love the random “quack” that happens.

[@kmartwifi4491]

I will never let Jason live "why are there grapefruits in my System Of A Down" don't think I will

[@SAVUFILMS]

The last grapefrute sound in the end to the song 3:30

[@TK0921]

I feel like this type of “remix” should be its own sub genre at this point.

[@TheExistantPerson]

These goofy ass things are always a light in my dreary life.

[@destrozadorable]

through the fires of a dawn

[@raspberryjuiceentertainmen719]

Oh so this is where the “why are there grapefruits in my” thing came from on the fuel chart

[@Burn_Angel]

"This is...okay." -JasonParadise, 2017

[@JohnathanJWells]

The We Are Number One transition was amazing

[@theraven9107]

I love the ones where it's just "suddenly, DragonForce"

[@hackmg]

The duck sound got me, best song ever heard 150/10, would FC again

[@violet0013]

Grapefruits? In my System of a Down? It’s more likely than you think.

[@FirestarHart]

Demons, check. Grapefruit sucking check. Tables... CHECK!

[@joshuamoody7729]

"Why are there grapefruits in my System of a Down?" -JasonParadise 2017

[@sleepybobby]

The ending to that song was a fucking plot twist for the century.

[@Shadowsdeity]

THAT END ROFL IM DYING

[@evasiveupgrade]

"why are there grapefruits in my system of a down"... something ive never thought i would hear

[@LadyKeelia]

I laughed way to hard at this xD another great video, thanks for sharing xD

[@JasonParadise]

Glad you enjoyed. Thanks for the support. :)

[@Fyralism]

I love your vids, and streams. Subbed to your stream today :D keep it up!

[@imjusttrynaputasmileonyour9831]

"life is a fucking suus" that guy who sings in System of a Dong, 1965

[@SanicStudios]

"Why are there grapefruits in my System Of A Down?" ~JasonParadise 2017

[@novagasbang8116]

LOOKING AT YOU THROUGH THE EYES OF A TABLE

[@umbe7032]

2:41 that actually sounds good!

[@jeanlessisjeanless992]

1:19 is all that needs to be said.

[@Dr_E_Yekley]

May you explain to me the presence of grape flavored food items located within my system of a down?

[@LachiBoii]

From 0:58 - 1:02 Those vocals are mint.

[@omened888]

The first part of aerials is beautiful but dark and cold it's just a disturbing atmosphere and it gets harder and louder then soft and quiet then ramps up again.. crazy good song plus I like this meme song lol

[@Vyrrnu237]

At the first minute, he looked like a child during an early Christmas.

[@FB3Network]

Tables are so awesome once you get to know them. Tables are really useful. I use the table to keep my computer from falling and breaking. That reminds me... *T A B L E.*

[@NonexistentDroid2016]

1:42 is what you came for

[@d1sml820]

i choked on a fucking hotdog because of this and i know i can't blame you for that but im going to because im so fucking embarrassed

[@shinoto.]

Well that's.... cute...

[@Elchinodiabolero]

gachiGASM

[@krimsonphantom8958]

d1sml so you like chocking on cylindrical objects do ya?

[@PigeonScratch]

OwO

[@kbagel1278]

d1sml if you're embarrassed, then why tell?

[@marshmerry9819]

Helvian is still the best at these though.

[@BeeZeeSD]

"Grapefruits? In my system of a down?" It's more likely than you think. -free pc check-

[@enemy_of_hell]

Why is there Steamed Hams in my Grapefruits? Wait that's wrong.

[@chrlol6674]

BandiPat: how many grapefruits do you want in your system of a down? JasonParadise: no!

[@chorizoman55]

I had no idea that the "table me harder" part was actually a donation and not part of the song

[@Razrent5]

Quote of the Day " Why are there Grapefruits in my System of a Down" Jason 2017

[@zackhavel3874]

i didn't know the blowjob sound was anything in particular until he screamed"why are there grapefruits in my system of a down" and now i can't get the grapefruit video out of my head xD

[@awesomesauceyumyum]

Through the fire and the flames meets All Star meets THE BEST. Don't forget about THE BEST.

[@alexmcleod9997]

Whenever dragon force is randomly thrown in it’s gonna be good

[@dr.b0973]

This is the only way I enjoy SOAD meme version is way better than the regular

[@thomaspoteete4119]

I can't even listen to SOAD anymore without hearing the memes. 😂

[@nemesis041]

That "We Are Number One" bit was *the* best.

[@rockinthecazbah4]

You never see the Fire and the Flames All-Star coming.

[@e-toli636]

"Never wanna play but you always wanna looooooooose, aaaaAAAAAAAAAAA-OHMYGODSTEAMEDHAMSSTEAMEDHAMS, OH GOD!"

[@GK-tz4my]

"Why are there grapefruits in my system of a down???" Will be on my tombstone

[@avihenriksen3947]

I think the *only* reason Jason FC'd this is because at this point, he just has a ttfaf reflex.