Taking 1 Word and Making it Funny

[@StraightupGentleman]

Your comedic wisdom will help me become Funny and make some money. When I make it from being homeless to real comedic stage. I will give all my props to you. Thanks Bald White Guy. Happy Holidays

[@hellshaked6530]

Your message is intended for the gallery where I would like to carry out the mountain

[@sp3cialed1]

How's that working out for you?

[@jadavianjohnson5988]

You make it yet or are you still chillin in your cardboard house

[@polemikful]

A better question would be: can you take any grouping of ideas and put them in fucking shorter video?

[@nicksewell6642]

Fixing the joke segment, made me think of Chris Rocks advice. He says he makes sure the audience understands the premise. That's why he repeats it a lot, so it's still relevant.

[@munstermum4328]

A "JOKE Doctor"-What are you kidding me? Last time I went to the doctor, I asked him how I could find ways to laugh more often & he told me to stand in front of the mirror w/o clothes on!

[@SphincterSwine]

Finally have a good use of that word of the day my dictionary app chucks at me

[@munstermum4328]

This guy is a GENIUS! LOVE it! Thank you!

[@WeirdVideoGames]

Aardvark is the first word in the English dictionary, unless you count some kind of medical dictionary since I'm pretty sure half of what medical science entails is inventing names for obscure shit that no one's ever going to use conversationally. I need a name for an aardvark's aortic abrasion after an alligator altercation. But it has to have roots in Latin, Greek, Hindi, and Klingon and be 16 syllables long and the first thirty letters are all As. But since my dictionary sits on my desk and not given a full room in the National Museum of Pedantic Bullshit Minutiae, the first word is Aardvark. The second word is Aardwolf. Those are the first two words: Aardvark and Aardwolf. I guess Dutch animal namers are like small businesses that want to make sure their name comes first in the yellow pages. I can only imagine they have dozens of these in Dutch but only two were considered unique enough that the English language appropriated their names, which really disappoints me. I want an Aardsloth and an aardmuskrat. Really, is an aardrangutan so much to ask?

[@sigmus5543]

to long mate try harder next time 4\10

[@greggoesrawr212]

Reminds me of early Carlin on the right track bud!

[@HorseRaceHandicrapper]

You sound like Seth Meyers. It's you isn't it... or should I take "a closer look?''

[@gbulmer]

You'll be thrilled about 'Aardman': kzbin.info which is alphabetically before aardvark! 😃 Best Wishes for 2022 ☮️ 👍

[@detraielake1313]

great stuff helping us Lil guys for free thanks #jokeDocter

[@xilo3012]

Very good. It happen to me that people don't get some jokes because are complex and i don't clarify enough.

[@josephbarclayross6216]

Okay, here's a word I'd like you to make funny, Mr. Big Time Comedy Coach. It's called "refund." (Jut kidding, you're actually quite good!)

[@munstermum4328]

The JOKE is the refund!

[@yeaboi55]

What’s a pirates favorite animal? An Aarrrrdvark. Cut me some slack I’m still learning 😅

[@reedsussman6069]

lol I almost laughed

[@archi603]

I totally appreciate your work but my q is if you set that "Geez" joke up with "my wife is sad because she just found out she is a G cup", then how do you follow that with, "in fact when we met she thought I was psychic because I guessed her cup size, Geez"? Wouldn't she know her cup size by the time she gets to the store if you guessed it before you married her? Or is it in the moment of the bit no one would be concerned about the chronological order of things? I am a screen writer and it's just the way my brain works, to think about what came first. Thoughts?

[@JerryCorley]

Such a great question, I'm ashamed it took me so long to respond. :-) The beauty of joke telling or story for the sake of the joke is, the way the joke is delivered. In the case of the chronology of the story, it's not really important since the joke is delivered as an aside, a "live" comment to the audience right in front of me about a situation in the past. Also keep in mind that a woman's breasts can change sizes so her breasts could've been G-cups back then, then got smaller with weight loss, then got bigger again. So the audience fills all those possibilities has a suspension of disbelief and enjoys the joke, because the story is plausible. No matter, I changed the joke to My wife is a G-Cup. She thought I was psychic because I guessed her cup size. Yeah, she walked into a room and I was like, "Geez!"

[@mvdsanden]

Always learning from you!

[@NickBarban]

Aardvarks had the extra A added so that they’d be the first you call to deal with termite infestations. Samuel Johnson was their PR manager. Very wet behind the ears but I’m learning a lot thank you for your videos. Subscribed 😂

[@ArcaneInfernal]

Just use a towel behind your ears, they won't get as dry as your joke though😂

[@goforit350]

Adult. What my actress blind date answered when I asked her what kind of films she's done.

[@shoppersplace]

Geez that's too big!

[@belalarar448]

you are pioneer

[@kellstabellcomedy4431]

That's a Gee nious video. Please geez us !

[@elsebass6498]

Geez idk but that one. But good info

[@JackyTMusic]

Good lesson. Horrible joke.. jeez

[@Meehaly]

im preparing a speech and thanks

[@facethestrange15yearsago81]

Aardvark, originally known as the Rdvark it was later renamed due to it needing an alcoholic drink to start the day.

[@JeffSayYes]

Renamed to be closer to the beginning of the phone book

[@JeffSayYes]

Aardvark must have hired a marketing team in the 50s

[@ArcaneInfernal]

I might need an alcoholic drink for my braincells to comprehend this joke.

[@brandonmorris5811]

AA=alcoholics anonymous

[@photopicker]

Lucille Ball is right. Tools are tools. But genius isn't learned it simply is. The difference between a master and a prodigee; a master has command of the craft, a prodigee has command of the craft and elevates it to a new level. This is what Lucille Ball was referring to.

[@JerryCorley]

What’s your expertise in the field of learning? Sounds like you pulled that genius “simply is” quote out of thin air. Is that something you just believe in like God, but have no data or evidence to support the claim? Mozart was thought to be a child-genius with some kind of “gift from God” because he had perfect pitch at the age of 5. But research shows that his father, a composer, trained him every day from the age of 3 to identify pitch on any instrument. Recent science informs us that the brain can learn anything you teach it. It can grow and reconnect synapses and grow new new neurons. Every healthy child is born with the same brain. It’s what we do with it that determines genius.

[@gbulmer]

​@@JerryCorley BRILLIANT response! I loath “gift from God” and "some people have it" because: 1. it ignores the energy, enthusiasm, dedication, and sacrifice needed to become a 'genius' 2. it ignores the love, encouragement, support and sacrifice of family and friends 3. it undermines individuals and their families when progress is slow and requires hard effort 4. it "removes the need" to provide opportunities for people to find their talent, and develop it 5. it discounts the major impact of good teachers, free time, and access to facilities (aka wealth) Summary: Well said, Sir. Best Wishes for 2022 ☮️

[@monkeynemec]

@@JerryCorley thank you for this response. Im siting here in the library watching this video. Debating with myself i can learn this i cant learn this..80% of me thinks i can.. Your response convinced me.

[@markothecomic]

Good exercise.

[@danielbrockerttravel]

Love this lesson Jerry!

[@BrooklynPeterParker]

I don't know why, but this video upsets me and makes me uncomfortable

[@ThaigirlinAmerica]

Love the videos

[@BlackAndPrHawaii]

Thai girl in America love the picture

[@esthernjeri1263]

I tride this and trust it works.......to prove thisi follow me on The fort comed in the second epicod

[@LueIsBlue124]

B e a n

[@rajkanthaero461]

One worder... 😂😂😂

Amazing!

[@ray1983able]

Vasoline , Funnel an Marbels

[@HorseRaceHandicrapper]

Are you on a cleanse?

[@theaspieman6126]

Here's one I just made now, feel free to use it: My girlfriend left school with 2 D's...in bra size (Because UK school exams are graded A-F) Or The reason why they don't grade girls on breast size is because almost everyone would be leaving with an A+ atleast...

[@emmarald975]

My girlfriend has two complaints about me. I watch too many adult cartoons and I’m always insulting her chest size. The other day she asked “what’d your cartoon girls have that I don’t?” “2D’s better.” Just a joke.

[@kiyafeyisa8622]

Amazing!

[@MrEGreen]

Honestly your methods and techniques are invaluable!

[@gmanpublications]

Interesting video but how would you turn the word doctor into a joke? #AskTheJokeDoctor

[@Speakers154]

My respiratory doctor says to me "Coffee?" I said "thanks. one sugar. "No, cough E!"

[@nathanrogers9462]

Docked her? I hardly knew her!

[@HorseRaceHandicrapper]

I paid fifty bucks for the dock tour. They told me it was good but I just got "board".

[@heathkitchen4315]

Form good, formula bad

[@jameswilsoncomedy444]

I can