Your comedic wisdom will help me become Funny and make some money. When I make it from being homeless to real comedic stage. I will give all my props to you. Thanks Bald White Guy. Happy Holidays
@hellshaked65305 жыл бұрын
Your message is intended for the gallery where I would like to carry out the mountain
@sp3cialed1 Жыл бұрын
How's that working out for you?
@jadavianjohnson598810 ай бұрын
You make it yet or are you still chillin in your cardboard house
@SphincterSwine4 жыл бұрын
Finally have a good use of that word of the day my dictionary app chucks at me
@munstermum43284 жыл бұрын
This guy is a GENIUS! LOVE it! Thank you!
@nicksewell66423 жыл бұрын
Fixing the joke segment, made me think of Chris Rocks advice. He says he makes sure the audience understands the premise. That's why he repeats it a lot, so it's still relevant.
@xilo30125 жыл бұрын
Very good. It happen to me that people don't get some jokes because are complex and i don't clarify enough.
@mvdsanden6 жыл бұрын
Always learning from you!
@danielbrockerttravel2 жыл бұрын
Love this lesson Jerry!
@munstermum43284 жыл бұрын
A "JOKE Doctor"-What are you kidding me? Last time I went to the doctor, I asked him how I could find ways to laugh more often & he told me to stand in front of the mirror w/o clothes on!
@kellstabellcomedy44313 жыл бұрын
That's a Gee nious video. Please geez us !
@belalarar4487 жыл бұрын
you are pioneer
@yeaboi556 жыл бұрын
What’s a pirates favorite animal? An Aarrrrdvark. Cut me some slack I’m still learning 😅
@reedsussman60695 жыл бұрын
lol I almost laughed
@NickBarban6 жыл бұрын
Aardvarks had the extra A added so that they’d be the first you call to deal with termite infestations. Samuel Johnson was their PR manager. Very wet behind the ears but I’m learning a lot thank you for your videos. Subscribed 😂
@ArcaneInfernal5 жыл бұрын
Just use a towel behind your ears, they won't get as dry as your joke though😂
@josephbarclayross62166 жыл бұрын
Okay, here's a word I'd like you to make funny, Mr. Big Time Comedy Coach. It's called "refund." (Jut kidding, you're actually quite good!)
@munstermum43284 жыл бұрын
The JOKE is the refund!
@markothecomic2 ай бұрын
Good exercise.
@archi6035 жыл бұрын
I totally appreciate your work but my q is if you set that "Geez" joke up with "my wife is sad because she just found out she is a G cup", then how do you follow that with, "in fact when we met she thought I was psychic because I guessed her cup size, Geez"? Wouldn't she know her cup size by the time she gets to the store if you guessed it before you married her? Or is it in the moment of the bit no one would be concerned about the chronological order of things? I am a screen writer and it's just the way my brain works, to think about what came first. Thoughts?
@JerryCorley4 жыл бұрын
Such a great question, I'm ashamed it took me so long to respond. :-) The beauty of joke telling or story for the sake of the joke is, the way the joke is delivered. In the case of the chronology of the story, it's not really important since the joke is delivered as an aside, a "live" comment to the audience right in front of me about a situation in the past. Also keep in mind that a woman's breasts can change sizes so her breasts could've been G-cups back then, then got smaller with weight loss, then got bigger again. So the audience fills all those possibilities has a suspension of disbelief and enjoys the joke, because the story is plausible. No matter, I changed the joke to My wife is a G-Cup. She thought I was psychic because I guessed her cup size. Yeah, she walked into a room and I was like, "Geez!"
@elsebass64985 жыл бұрын
Geez idk but that one. But good info
@detraielake13137 жыл бұрын
great stuff helping us Lil guys for free thanks #jokeDocter
@WeirdVideoGames5 жыл бұрын
Aardvark is the first word in the English dictionary, unless you count some kind of medical dictionary since I'm pretty sure half of what medical science entails is inventing names for obscure shit that no one's ever going to use conversationally. I need a name for an aardvark's aortic abrasion after an alligator altercation. But it has to have roots in Latin, Greek, Hindi, and Klingon and be 16 syllables long and the first thirty letters are all As. But since my dictionary sits on my desk and not given a full room in the National Museum of Pedantic Bullshit Minutiae, the first word is Aardvark. The second word is Aardwolf. Those are the first two words: Aardvark and Aardwolf. I guess Dutch animal namers are like small businesses that want to make sure their name comes first in the yellow pages. I can only imagine they have dozens of these in Dutch but only two were considered unique enough that the English language appropriated their names, which really disappoints me. I want an Aardsloth and an aardmuskrat. Really, is an aardrangutan so much to ask?
@sigmus55435 жыл бұрын
to long mate try harder next time 4\10
@greggoesrawr2125 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of early Carlin on the right track bud!
@HorseRaceHandicrapper4 жыл бұрын
You sound like Seth Meyers. It's you isn't it... or should I take "a closer look?''
@gbulmer2 жыл бұрын
You'll be thrilled about 'Aardman': kzbin.info which is alphabetically before aardvark! 😃 Best Wishes for 2022 ☮️ 👍
@ThaigirlinAmerica7 жыл бұрын
Love the videos
@BlackAndPrHawaii6 жыл бұрын
Thai girl in America love the picture
@Meehaly3 ай бұрын
im preparing a speech and thanks
@kiyafeyisa86224 жыл бұрын
Amazing!
@facethestrange15yearsago817 жыл бұрын
Aardvark, originally known as the Rdvark it was later renamed due to it needing an alcoholic drink to start the day.
@JeffSayYes6 жыл бұрын
Renamed to be closer to the beginning of the phone book
@JeffSayYes6 жыл бұрын
Aardvark must have hired a marketing team in the 50s
@ArcaneInfernal5 жыл бұрын
I might need an alcoholic drink for my braincells to comprehend this joke.
@brandonmorris58115 жыл бұрын
AA=alcoholics anonymous
@photopicker4 жыл бұрын
Lucille Ball is right. Tools are tools. But genius isn't learned it simply is. The difference between a master and a prodigee; a master has command of the craft, a prodigee has command of the craft and elevates it to a new level. This is what Lucille Ball was referring to.
@JerryCorley4 жыл бұрын
What’s your expertise in the field of learning? Sounds like you pulled that genius “simply is” quote out of thin air. Is that something you just believe in like God, but have no data or evidence to support the claim? Mozart was thought to be a child-genius with some kind of “gift from God” because he had perfect pitch at the age of 5. But research shows that his father, a composer, trained him every day from the age of 3 to identify pitch on any instrument. Recent science informs us that the brain can learn anything you teach it. It can grow and reconnect synapses and grow new new neurons. Every healthy child is born with the same brain. It’s what we do with it that determines genius.
@gbulmer2 жыл бұрын
@@JerryCorley BRILLIANT response! I loath “gift from God” and "some people have it" because: 1. it ignores the energy, enthusiasm, dedication, and sacrifice needed to become a 'genius' 2. it ignores the love, encouragement, support and sacrifice of family and friends 3. it undermines individuals and their families when progress is slow and requires hard effort 4. it "removes the need" to provide opportunities for people to find their talent, and develop it 5. it discounts the major impact of good teachers, free time, and access to facilities (aka wealth) Summary: Well said, Sir. Best Wishes for 2022 ☮️
@monkeynemec Жыл бұрын
@@JerryCorley thank you for this response. Im siting here in the library watching this video. Debating with myself i can learn this i cant learn this..80% of me thinks i can.. Your response convinced me.
@rajkanthaero4614 жыл бұрын
One worder... 😂😂😂
@MrEGreen7 жыл бұрын
Honestly your methods and techniques are invaluable!
@shoppersplace5 жыл бұрын
Geez that's too big!
@goforit3502 жыл бұрын
Adult. What my actress blind date answered when I asked her what kind of films she's done.
@LueIsBlue1244 жыл бұрын
B e a n
@gmanpublications6 жыл бұрын
Interesting video but how would you turn the word doctor into a joke? #AskTheJokeDoctor
@Speakers1546 жыл бұрын
My respiratory doctor says to me "Coffee?" I said "thanks. one sugar. "No, cough E!"
@nathanrogers94625 жыл бұрын
Docked her? I hardly knew her!
@HorseRaceHandicrapper4 жыл бұрын
I paid fifty bucks for the dock tour. They told me it was good but I just got "board".
@polemikful4 жыл бұрын
A better question would be: can you take any grouping of ideas and put them in fucking shorter video?
@esthernjeri12635 жыл бұрын
I tride this and trust it works.......to prove thisi follow me on The fort comed in the second epicod
@ray1983able7 жыл бұрын
Vasoline , Funnel an Marbels
@HorseRaceHandicrapper4 жыл бұрын
Are you on a cleanse?
@theaspieman61263 жыл бұрын
Here's one I just made now, feel free to use it: My girlfriend left school with 2 D's...in bra size (Because UK school exams are graded A-F) Or The reason why they don't grade girls on breast size is because almost everyone would be leaving with an A+ atleast...
@JackyTMusic5 жыл бұрын
Good lesson. Horrible joke.. jeez
@BrooklynPeterParker4 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but this video upsets me and makes me uncomfortable