Should've ended with his foster parents reassuring him "cluck, cluck, we don't give a fuck".
@Pepstep_0710 жыл бұрын
I cried I cried at a comment on a rage comic on reddit this is a new experience
@EthanVillanueva10 жыл бұрын
Some of these redditors should write a book.
@CheffBryan10 жыл бұрын
And I will buy that book for however much it will be.
@CorrectsYou10 жыл бұрын
Experienced authors can be redditors too you know.
@climaxstriker10 жыл бұрын
THIS DEFINATLY THIS!
@TheRedKing2479 жыл бұрын
+Ethan Villanueva They probably already have.
@charlottemorris3367 жыл бұрын
True
@Katman7710 жыл бұрын
I was on the verge of tears at the end....and then the part in all caps.....i....i just lost it.....dying laughing
@killamonjaromon9 жыл бұрын
I didn't expect such a nice ending
@dragonnottin12 жыл бұрын
that last part basically threw all seriousness out the window for me.
@SonicWolvelina9910 жыл бұрын
The Internet is a birthing ground for late blooming writers. Like seriously, go write a book.
@dashiellgillingham45794 жыл бұрын
What is ‘late blooming’ for a writer? Most of my peers started writing regularly at ten or twelve but I only started at 20. I’m twenty-one now and still feel insecure about most of a decade of lost practice. I make mistakes people around me stopped making half a decade ago and I still haven’t finished a story. I want to, though. I have ideas, pieces, most of them still in my head. I’ve spent three years of my life studying at collage, sustaining myself through odd jobs from those companies who’s workforce has started to literally die off, because I know I have something but I just... I don’t know how to write it. Writing is like building a mill around a waterfall. All that power and force is there, digging away at the rocks around it, almost begging for someone to claim it and use it, and all it takes is a little bit of well considered physical structure and for a thousand generations the nearest village will never need to grind grain by hand again. Not unless someone builds and even better one and that’s a happy day indeed. I’ve tried, so many different ways, to build mine. My foundations are sloppy, my timber insufficient for the tasks I demand of it, but that spring carries things so great and so vast, even the little turns I can get out of my wheels leave my teachers and peers far more impressed than they ever should be. I’m good, at hiding away when I don’t know what to say. It’s the skill that’s sustained me, for three years now. I’m willing to bet even this convinced you I know what I’m doing when really I just... I lie/lay around the truth in every way I can, to find the thing that doesn’t break no matter how much pressure rests on it. I can write things like this. I spend hours writing things like this. I know I can do this, because I do it every day. I argued with my mother yesterday over her misuse of the word ‘charger’ when she meant ‘battery.’ “One is a chord through which power flows, the other is a thing power flows from after it’s been charged,” I shouted. And sure, that’s petty, and small, but I have that argument every time I write a word. Every time I write a sentence. Every time I write a page, like this one. Because this matters so much to me. What is late blooming for a writer? I really want to know.
@reinux4 жыл бұрын
@@dashiellgillingham4579 If there's any art form that doesn't require an early start to be successful, it's writing.
@MarcYoung1411 жыл бұрын
holy shit
@KyleRamby10 жыл бұрын
So many people on here among other videos of similar context are saying that some of these people should be writers. I completely agree with you, but writing a book is so incredibly difficult. While I'm no where close to a writer, if these redditors are anything like me, they need inspiration. Context. I can't just start drawing like so many of my friends, I need to see or hear something, I need something to give me an idea. I feel like that's the story with many of these writers, they are absolutely amazing, but need something that intrigues them.
@bigbluebuttonman11379 жыл бұрын
+Kyle Ramby I like to think of those people as expanders. They're not exactly ones for being original, but if you ever wanted an essay written, and you only got a page done, they'd be perfectly willing to take it to higher heights.
@NeonGreyscale11 жыл бұрын
I will never look at rage comics in the same way again... You just narrate the most amazing things.
@sean..L8 жыл бұрын
Playing sad music in the background really adds to the miserable atmosphere.
@prodigy327710 жыл бұрын
;_; New york times best seller
@TheLastshadow5210 жыл бұрын
Go on.
@THHusky10 жыл бұрын
Damn...This brought me to tears...
@ipodceiling12 жыл бұрын
I was shivering until the last sentence. Then I started laughing my arse off :')
@Nastia1799 жыл бұрын
Never change, Reddit.
@HarryBillyBobGeorge9 жыл бұрын
+Nastia179 Funny you should say that.
@hindigente4 жыл бұрын
@@HarryBillyBobGeorge indeed.
@Lev3lZer08 жыл бұрын
Why do people call it the cold shoulder? When I hate someone, it's a hot burning hatred.
@derpacus41011 жыл бұрын
It's sad when you realize that why he is spending his time reading for us is due to his inability to deal with the horrors HE faces at home, and knowing that there are others like him out there who have situations like him or worse- gives him comfort in knowing that he's not alone.
@SuperDawsome10 жыл бұрын
YOU NEED TO READ A CREEPYPASTA!
@DrSalTree58NG11 жыл бұрын
You forgot a word, but i will stay faithful to your impalment of great voice acting and a great judgement on what stories and epics to commentate on.
@Terran123rd10 жыл бұрын
Must....not.... T_T /flails about sobbing uncontrollably
@MrFullCrumb0111 жыл бұрын
I WANT THAT GUY TO WRITE A BOOK!
@Mario6066511 жыл бұрын
Things like these give me my hope for mankind back
@joshuading7649 жыл бұрын
Wonderful
@ConfuzzledTomato10 жыл бұрын
OMG. This redditor is my hero.
@WerewolfofEpicness8 жыл бұрын
FUCK I ACTUALLY CRIED
@victorabramov85269 жыл бұрын
well... that was an experience
@rodgamer11 жыл бұрын
omg i'm on the verge of bawling my eyes out and then that line at the bottom just kills me XD
@GodEmperor0fMankind12 жыл бұрын
YOU MADE THE GOD-EMPEROR CRY. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW MY TEAR DUCTS STILL FUNCTIONED AFTER 10 MILLENNIA OF ATROPHYING
@XIIchiron7813 жыл бұрын
Your voice.. it is so epic... SERIOUSLY.
@BlackRedDragon711 жыл бұрын
I actually love this story...
@0cheeseburga12 жыл бұрын
god that was good, made an epic little short story
@Tomern1218 жыл бұрын
that's practically my life minus the selling myself part
@Tunabash12 жыл бұрын
Why do you sound like Castiel? WHY? It makes these videos so much trippy....
@MrMETALLICA666612 жыл бұрын
This...is perfect.
@luqcrusher11 жыл бұрын
Go on...
@StarQueen7211 жыл бұрын
This was some powerful stuff.
@keklmao12 жыл бұрын
that dude should become a writer... o.o
@rrestoeboemi12 жыл бұрын
"WHEN YOU TELL ME TO GO ON I TAKE IT FUCKING SERIOUSLY." Holy fucking moly shit.
@CodeumOfficial12 жыл бұрын
Do these things emotionally move you or is the voice cracking an act to make it more real lol?
@blackcowboymusic12 жыл бұрын
you need to do an Audiobook!
@TitaniteHydra11 жыл бұрын
Well shit. I was expecting more stuff like the showerhead reading, and instead I get a heartwarming tale whose message has only been bested by Space Chimps 2.
@truklin12 жыл бұрын
I can't classify these tears.
@BonoLightier11 жыл бұрын
wow wooow WOOOOOWWWWWWW
@TheArunforce11 жыл бұрын
Holy shit man.. the fucking feels.
@dysonmoyer692010 жыл бұрын
Fucking amazing
@SeraphimFelis9 жыл бұрын
much feels
@flyerdude0213 жыл бұрын
lol that part at the end made me bust out laughing
@zenz0ha4728 жыл бұрын
You should say "It's High Noon.." in McCree's voice...
@brendanbrown92711 жыл бұрын
Holy crap
@0mni4212 жыл бұрын
How do you manage to find all the GOOD writing on the internet? o.O
@ThePurpleFox2112 жыл бұрын
WHEN YOU TELL ME TO GO ON, I TAKE IT F*CKIN SERIOUSLY
@sum41ow12 жыл бұрын
i almost cried LOL
@SociallyAwkwardGirl_OG10 жыл бұрын
yay childhood~
@broguy767710 жыл бұрын
all of these are hilarious
@whatiswhitebutisntve11 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh
@RZDOOM13 жыл бұрын
That was fucking amazing.
@mrgodguy80478 жыл бұрын
I like it
@eveofneverland12 жыл бұрын
Yeah...
@shuckeye11 жыл бұрын
I thought this was gonna end with "cluck cluck i dont give a fuck"
@Domoguyy9712 жыл бұрын
Well he won the internet
@pennywise22217 жыл бұрын
Anyone wanna give me the link to this post?
@KageKaldaka12 жыл бұрын
100th upvote ^^
@metaknightmare123412 жыл бұрын
Random person BSes a story on reddit and it's still better than a certain young-adult vampire novel. >_>
@wtfisthis5712 жыл бұрын
Yeah you could make some mad cash doing that.
@cooljwj9 жыл бұрын
oh yes
@timcronic23418 жыл бұрын
Jesus Fucking Christ.
@zoestrider710311 жыл бұрын
Oh god
@avaspongeriffic12 жыл бұрын
kind of the point
@ismaithliomfeoil12 жыл бұрын
I thought the woman was going to say "cluck cluck, I don't give a fuck" at the end of his confession.
@not-the-main-character12 жыл бұрын
damn...
@goofybillymcgee3 жыл бұрын
Trolling
@Jakeshark12 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO ORIGINALOLOLOL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
@rrestoeboemi11 жыл бұрын
OH COME ON
@flower-el5qp10 жыл бұрын
this is… depressing
@Pavel79187 жыл бұрын
I found it to be uplifting
@MysteriMaan6 жыл бұрын
jfc
@bratkartoffeln12345612 жыл бұрын
Cluck cluck cancer
@YouCantTrollFoShit11 жыл бұрын
/r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu/comments/mjp4q/oh_the_memories/c31oogi someone else said "go on"