'I was the crazy half of the relationship..."

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[@elextrixtechnixtree]

the accent is what makes it for me I think, reminds me of a hero of ancient times, telling stories about battles fought.

[@クロノシル]

The "AHUHAH" had me in tears every time. And the soup sounds at the end.

[@alexandramenter4019]

okay seriously, why don't these have like 10 million views. These are HYSTERICAL.

[@mitchellwhite7480]

THIS IS THE CREEPIEST FUCKING THING I EVER HEARD

[@timcronic2341]

Dude what the fuck though a *soup he'd wash with*

[@Loreen1994]

the noise at the end of this video was terrifying

[@NickThorbjørnsen2207]

Wait, so these things are not normal?

[@hippyjoe]

Wow, I have the same problem. Except I boiled my girlfriend. I'm not crazy though. hehehehe

[@hippyjoe]

Ryland QCox You know, the simple way of digging them up and reanimating them is as follows. There is a certain kind of Necronomicon found usually in Germany that explains how to summon the dead in a more life like state. The book itself has no pages, but the moment you flip to the last page, and yes you do have to flip through every page, you will be possessed by an unknown force and you will do the following: find a nearby orphanage and collect the skins of three virgin youths, they do not have to be women, collect the eyes of 6 sheepshead fish, which would give you 12 eyes, and locate* three virgin goats, they all must be female. Climb the top of a mountain, once you are at the highest accessible clearing, wrap the eyeballs in the human skin, 4 eyes in each "eye" believe. Pun intended, and place them in the middle of the Necronomicon, and quickly close the book, smashing the eyes. Whoever you desire to come back to life will, and NOT in a zombie state. Make sure the corpse is dug up though, because then you're subject would be stuck in his coffin. *Steal

[@Aconitum_napellus]

+British Commodore Freudian slip perhaps? :D

[@Aconitum_napellus]

+British Commodore You know of course that the Necronomicon was just a HP Lovecraft plot device. Maybe you means Necromancy.

[@hippyjoe]

Nox Aternum You mean to tell me my lord Cthulhu is not real?

[@Aconitum_napellus]

British Commodore Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn. Man rules now where They ruled once; They shall soon rule where man rules now. After summer is winter, and after winter summer. They wait patient and potent, for here shall They reign again.

[@Spartansoldier217]

Jesus Christ, how horrifying.

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Thank you for reminding me about this meme, person from 4 years ago.

[@lovechafes]

i went through a rollercoaster of facial expressions. then lost it at the soup thing.

[@CasualGraph]

It seems counterproductive to bathe in the soup of a woman's possessions. After all, they're hardly any cleaner than the bather.

[@jonsears5842]

i don't think that was the point.

[@bonzeblayk]

I used to think I was crazy… until Management succeeded in creating a social environment so hostile that I perforce turned my secondary-type ISFJ "out," and I saw into the hearts of others rather than just my own: I "read" the motivations for their behaviors and accepted the need to judge as a prerequisite for my own survival? NOW I know from crazy… and it's not just "crazy," it's crazystupid!

[@nutdip]

Bane without the mask.

[@Jazmillenium]

I liked the Resident Evil 1 and 2 walking steps at the end.

[@leshoopdawoopwat]

The sipping at the end. Oh god.

[@rnnres4749]

Is it weird I imagine this guy as a Texas man sitting on an old rocking chair with a guitar in hand and a piece of grain in his teeth

[@Abyss-Walker-189]

It would be less weird if he was Cajun.

[@tsnurse23]

I could listen to you talk for ages

[@Atsuma101prosnipeguy]

I love all your videos man keep em coming!

[@Katems85]

This was so unnecessary that it became necessary.

[@HelloHiGoodday]

...the Edward Cullen story right here.

[@SandmanXC]

You need a better mic, but your videos are awesome!

[@pennywise2221]

Best tl;dr ever

[@batbot99]

best tl;dr ever

[@2mnyshp]

what kind of accent is this? (the 2nd one)

[@Aconitum_napellus]

I collect hair from my girlfriends, I've got a hair from my ex-girl friend locked in a little box with some photo's of her and a few other gifts she gave me. I burnt the rest of the hair I'd got from her, but I kept some, just as a memento. I've also got a lock of my current girlfriends hair, I keep that in a little heart shaped box she gave me. I suppose in time I'll have to burn that as well.

[@CatoTheMatteMatikker]

+Nox Aternum I can not believe this was 8 minuts ago. And well dude, I don't even know what to say.

[@Pavel7918]

Something Dreadful Have you burned it yet?

[@belaythisorder]

does anyone else scroll down the page as he's reading?

[@IDIDNTORDERANYSOUP]

Sooooo is it.....not normal?

[@dmaster254]

That moment you're wondering if the painkiller is causing you to hear something you hear on KZbin. how did I end up in this part of KZbin

[@sean..L]

A question I find myself asking all too often.

[@guitarb3ast7x]

Reminds me of Gob Bluth.

[@flushyoudowntheloo]

he sounds like bane a bit

[@flushyoudowntheloo]

whoa! i know you too!

[@GloomyBohemian]

Your voice reminded me of Freaky Fred from Courage the Cowardly Dog...Just so...Naughty.

[@Bug_teeth]

Omahgod I litterally had to MUTE it because I was so terrified of your voice XD well done good sir, well done.

[@ComradeSmooches]

... He sounds like Doctor Steel, I

[@fionakelly5548]

Who's disliking this, this is pure literature)

[@CVShadowMaster]

@thesexualtoast batman, right?

[@pe6o345]

Stay a while and listen.

[@SelvesteDovregubben]

*unsavory items*

[@Gaz10t]

You are REALLY good..

[@musiclover4everify]

You remind me of Stewie whenever you laugh!

[@themarlboromandalorian]

Wow bro.

[@NathanielCoran]

Hang on I know you!

[@EogherBass]

Too Long; Didn't Read... It's like saying "long story; short"

[@TheGabriel1356Bayma]

OMG yes same here

[@dragonnottin]

me and the wimen i hang out with are all crazy. but I like the crazies. deal with it.

[@somethingclever5]

um

[@Momosauur]

You sound like Mickey Rourke ohgod LMAO

[@rikolasdf]

uh

[@dsjim1]

haha....haa..

[@OddVacado]

Too long; didn't read.

[@Mekose]

This voice is so awesome and I love listening to it but those laughs were just horrible, obnoxious, out of place, and really really unnatural. I hate to criticize the laugh so much but it irked me. At first I could brush them off like a funny, awkward George Takei style laugh (which I think you could pull off beautifully) but eventually they just ruined the whole thing for me. You've got the idea of character's mental progression and evolution through their voice very well down though. Thanks!