Reading Sims Patch Notes

What even is this game???
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[@PMSeymour]

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[@TGY21133]

ok

[@pyramidteam9961]

oh how far we've come

[@rainstrp]

ok

[@btcbuster5556]

really banking on your one hit wonder huh?

[@GameyGaming]

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[@user-fu6uc6nb1u]

Imagine going to Egypt, China, or France, and suddenly: Your dead ancestors are alive Your car breaks down And any type of relationship you had has now ended.

[@coldburns]

that just sounds like my daily life

[@phoonwax]

Thats just Stardust Crusaders except the last part

[@Ketsui.]

Damn, someone outran me on making a JoJo reference

[@Ketsui.]

@@kurina- JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, in the third Part (Stardust Crusaders), the main characters go to Egypt

[@phonycony7158]

I thought this was a jojo reference at first

[@ascendedcat260]

Teacher when a meteor is heading towards the school: The national emergency alarm doesn't dismiss you, I do

[@Solhurst]

a s c e n d e d c a t that’s breaking the Geneva convention

[@overlyhonestenby]

Lol omg

[@xmas345]

I would’ve ran out the building anyway!

[@lovelydolltime8006]

Teachers: "The meteor doesn't dismiss you, I do."

[@CharlieCat18]

God I can hear this and I know which teacher in high school who’d say it 😂

[@narwhalgoddess8660]

Imagine this scenario: Mom: go in the corner, you are on a time out Child: ok fi- *Child blows up*

[@Nyntrex47]

self destruct

[@youraunt]

toddler: uhhhh, i have fle- what the fuck they're gone

[@lunakon5911]

Oh I’m die, thank you forever

[@animatorblueberrysans7896]

This sounds like an asdfmovie script

[@DHAdArchivez]

Comedy!

[@grayscale4960]

Egypt, China, and France: Everyone: Why is it when something goes wrong, it's always you three?

[@user-qy5si4gz1k]

"Believe me, Professor. I've been asking myself the same question for 6 years."

[@missy2375]

Wait, what did Egypt and France do? For this its more USA, China or the U.K Edit: sorry I didnt watch the video fully yet, seen it now

[@AgeofReason]

Forgot Israel

[@user-qy5si4gz1k]

@@AgeofReason What's going on with Israel??

[@combativeThinker]

@@user-qy5si4gz1k Nothing. He’s a Palestinian shill.

[@cosmic-lust1757]

"PUT ME OUT LATER I WANT MY DEGREE IN BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION!!!"

[@SuperSand]

I want my degree in fire science

[@furrytherapist9053]

I SEPNT 100K FOR FIRE FIGHTER SCHOOL LET ME GRADUATE THEN PUT ME OUT

[@Xeralilly]

666 likes

[@novastar6755]

Nobody like the comment anymore

[@jessthewolf9609]

I want my degree in being stupid!!!

[@TheFairTale]

_You know you've spent too much time playing Sims 3 when the patch notes start to make logical sense to you_

[@tacokatoarts4life]

I haven’t played in years, but they still make sense.

[@hannahhays362]

TheFairTale I know 🤣

[@Floofy_fluff]

OMG IKR

[@SilverScaleMA]

Yes... and when you know the exact combination of expansions that would have caused those glitches in the first place... 😅

[@Journey_Awaits]

Please explain that last one

[@JessyDupre]

I didn't know that "Try For Baby" with the Grim Reaper was a glitch... but now I'm sad that it's gone...

[@101Asa]

Still works with vampires I think.

[@IceBlueLugia]

Yeah you can still try for baby with Vampire

[@chaoticidiot1813]

Damn now i cant make myself in the sims

[@ballinbalgruuf8198]

I remember that babies born from the grim reaper would be absolutely black

[@asoaringheart]

Bro... I'D 'try for baby' with the Grim Reaper. Always kinda wished I could jump his bones...

[@heheheiamasuperstarwarrior9281]

Yall ever wanna see a really cool painting so bad you develop jesus like abilities just to get closer to it?

[@ca-sonne-creux]

Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything?

[@cheesyboy1627]

Casual divinity

[@Man-ye4xm]

@RatSchlong 903 ah yes him

[@comradewindowsill4253]

@RatSchlong 903 that you could do anything, yes. was he not clear?

[@khunt5336]

@@ca-sonne-creux Have you ever had a dream that eeeee eeeb beeebeebee eeeeee beebeb?

[@TheKelsey307]

Sims can no longer woohoo in an elevator on different floors

[@thebaseandtriflingcreature174]

Sims can no longer eat gods.

[@catastrophicivy]

Deku bakugo said he wants you

[@pianofry1138]

Thats just wrong on so many levels

[@kastle3322]

You thought twelve inches was long, wait till you see twelve floors long

[@gaspardsavoureux8680]

Sims will no longer wish to "Skinny dip" with mummies

[@jaybutt4124]

My favorite patch note is where the sims can't leave a building, like school, to avoid a meteor, so they all just have to die cuz school is just that important.

[@joshuanorman2]

It was more like: Sims will now automatically leave a building which is going to be hit by a meteor, unless it is a school where they are not allowed to leave and will die

[@Tonatsi]

Today, we will be learning why meteors are dangerous. This will be a live demonstration. Children, stay on class, you are being rude to the presenter if you leave. We will be watching from afar outside the school.

[@tallahriehl8220]

The meteor doesn't dismiss you, I DISMISS YOU. NOW SIT DOWN AND LEARN Y-

[@katsukibakugou2131]

Tallah Riehl *BOOM*

[@pensivex4250]

Imagine dying in math class holy shit

[@matman000000]

"Honey, I'm so sorry your father died in Egypt." "Oh, he's not dead." "What?" "And I'm breaking up with you." "Whaaa??"

[@lord_calci]

"Oh, and your fire engine is broken." "What on Earth is going on?"

[@TomJohnson67]

I went to Egypt, China or France once. *My life hasn't been the same since*

[@ABoxIsMyHome]

saying *or* breaks my brain

[@yeaaaaaaaaaaahff]

don't you just hate it when you go to France and your uncle that died 20 years before you were born suddenly comes back to life, ugh, so annoying

[@ABoxIsMyHome]

@@yeaaaaaaaaaaahff been a few months whats the context

[@MrCloudyPlums]

@@ABoxIsMyHome there was a patch note saying "ancestors will no longer come back to life when traveling to Egypt, France or China" or something along the lines of that

[@ABoxIsMyHome]

@@MrCloudyPlums yes lol why you explaining that this is the whole videos premise

[@PronounsInBio]

I'm still sad that one can no longer try for baby with death

[@Hanhan-fi1dr]

"To give life with the embodiment of death, ironic, and yet beutiful" -Some dude once, most likely

[@PronounsInBio]

Johnathan, me. It was me.

[@CatBetaBellanri1218]

Johnathan that's the entire rationalization of Frankenstein when he made the monster.

[@sofer2230]

"This isn't my job! This is the *opposite* of my job!"

[@mp-lily7908]

Wait, can one still “woohoo” with Death? I hope so.

[@ihaveaname699]

You forgot "Pianists can no longer play pianos that have already been detonated."

[@PMSeymour]

It'll be in the next episode

[@ihaveaname699]

@@PMSeymour *_SENPAI_*

[@EvanSamano]

Legit died reading this comment. But now I'm stuck under a firetruck because I'm a ghost

[@redking36]

Have 666 likes, Mr. Sans Lancertale.

[@theofficialchannelofoffici7962]

What is your name?

[@scrawnymaniac7126]

"Sims can no longer "Try for Baby" with the Grim Reaper" what is wrong with society-

[@101Asa]

Do it with a vampire.

[@klillym1461]

Let me have a baby with the grim reaper!!!!

[@HolyKhaaaaan]

I think it was Jim Pickens who did that. We're proud of the Great Leader.

[@cheeselord3655]

IKR?!? Why restrict love to just mortals?

[@dabestorkposta]

Lemme do this, come on.. I want a reaper baby

[@ItsPhillip]

Imagine eating a lasagne and your child changes gender.

[@RespawnJupiter]

Trans child now

[@painslut]

Quick ! Feed lasagna to my mother !

[@ELbabotas1]

Like total change, even the soul gets reversed

[@Tyler23]

100th like

[@killerkitten7534]

@Insomnia_Gaming no you either have to eat apples for males or watermelon for female. That’s actually how you can influence a child’s gender in the sims no joke

[@absolutechaos9728]

But. I wanted a baby with Grim Reaper

[@zellouwu7501]

Boog Butt *No.*

[@user-ki7fx7ge9c]

Zello UwU Yes

[@user-ki7fx7ge9c]

Boog Butt I did too..

[@phoenixablaze649]

Same, I wanna have a baby with Death itself 😂

[@artsyscrub3226]

I feel like thats a fanfiction somewhere.

[@windexcleaner7549]

there's also "sims can now vomit at acceptable levels" or "there can now be meteor strikes , before it happens there will be an evacuation on the building about to be hit, and all sims will leave that building, except if it is a school in which the children are not aloud to leave and will always die"

[@spacecat3198]

vM WildRush This actually happened to one of mine. I was like Uhhhhh

[@ihavenolife7597]

"A meteor can hit a building, which case everyone will run out before the collision. Those who do not exit the building will die. Everyone will automatically leave if a meteor is approaching, unless it is a school, in which children are not allowed to leave and will always die."

[@pluto3194]

"There can now be meteor strikes" Almost heaven, West Virginia...

[@gracev1654]

those are hilarious

[@resveries_]

@@pluto3194COUNTRY ROOOOOOADS TAKE ME HOOOOOME

[@thatfiremanguy3033]

“Babe, I heard you just visited Egypt, China, Or France. ITS OVER NEVER CALL ME AGAIN!” **phone call ended**

[@squiddiot5477]

“Children and teens can no longer die from motive failure while on a time out” Taking time out to a whole new level

[@Ramsey276one]

5:15 O M G XD

[@gp75motorsports]

"You need to die? Well you can die after your time out is up, mister!"

[@scottb7115]

Callmekevin was responsible for the new ones

[@sno-pyon]

Yea lol

[@rexmortuorum7026]

I wouldn't doubt it

[@omniartist1656]

Correct

[@xRAINxOFxBLOODx]

I can attest to this. He woo-hoo'd with santa claus.

[@otamatone3293]

Yeah he was XD

[@chiroptera626]

What's sad is if I had Sims then I would have SO tried for a baby with the grim reaper. That kid would be badass. "Don't pick on Timmy, his Dad will kill you." "He's not gonna kill me, he'll just tell-" (Teacher) "-No, he will *literally* kill you Mikey. He killed Mrs. Johnson for saying Timmy was failing math."

[@tallahriehl8220]

Also, the kid will be straight black. Grim's kids looked so cool.

[@deadlydingus1138]

This would be awesome and adorable at the same time.

[@avoidontheinternet9623]

chiroptera626 Death’s Kid: And for career day I brought....my dad! The Grim Reaper!!

[@caterpillar3275]

Timmy's Friend: "my dad has the coolest job ever! He's a firefighter!" Timmy: "No, my dad has the coolest job ever! He's the grim reaper. He kills people for a living." Timmy's Friend: +leaves+

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

This is amazing

[@quentinwolfe2302]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="25">0:25</a> “Reduce” the urge. So they still urgently want to put away fire pits but just not as much anymore

[@tarha99]

The unicorns' powers one made me so sad. I imagine a unicorn sacrificing its powers just to make everyone happy

[@stairwaytofriday]

Q: Can Single parents can give birth? A: Not anymore.

[@cyver_5849]

10/10 grammar

[@quinn9037]

Is this one of those "you read that wrong" comments? Cuz if not, you failed

[@katsukibakugou2131]

Taby C bruh, it's just one mistake.

[@MythicalHex]

I don't see any mistakes?

[@prestonjones1653]

Ceejay Plays Step 1) Get a Sim pregnant. Step 2) End Sim's Relationship before giving birth. Step 3) Eternal pregnancy.

[@kitkatmuffin]

I WANT MY DEGREE IN NINE DEGREE BURNS

[@jessthewolf9609]

@KitKatPotato What did they do, walk up to the sun? How do you get that bad of a burn?

[@jiashanuhai3222]

😏😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣

[@shk_]

Now you have 10 degrees

[@terrathedragongirl5420]

@@shk_ Ayyyyyyy!

[@gridgd]

1000th like

[@upnorteeh]

Why do I feeling that 'Call Me Kevin' had a part in why some of these patches were needed.

[@queenofclubs4927]

Definitely

[@Noclevernameshere]

no for 1 he only did sims 4 (i will say the developers actually did a patch or 2 because of him in that game) also these patches were made probably before Jim Pickens was the name of a sims (also on another note i will never forgive EA for spending the time to patch the ice party thing when that would never happen normally WHILE THERE ARE SEVERAL GAME BREAKING BUGGS AND HORRIBLE EXPANSION/STUFF/GAME PACKS THAT ARE MORE SHALLOW THAN A 1 INCH POOL.)

[@stephenheading2925]

@@Noclevernameshere He’a joking. Calm down.

[@totallynothatguy1698]

@@stephenheading2925 To be fair the ice party patch really sucked. Never disrespect our Dear Leader Jim Pickens again.

[@vanguardtrainer924]

Sim Devs: Why is it when something happens it is always you 3 Egypt, China and France: *fused mike and sully meme*

[@alyssasowell774]

Teens can definitely die in the sims. It was my birthday and I was aging into a young adult. I was excited because at this point I've been playing a few hours and my romance was doing good so I wanted to age up before getting engaged. My cake caught on fire, set me on fire, and just when I got to the shower I died in front of my mom. The end.

[@meking1808]

That got more intense after every word

[@reallyrandomreactions]

A teen I named Jamie Navienne died from a fire when he was grilling but all is well I went back in time (old save) and he’s alive

[@peachtea7269]

This went from 0-100 real quick

[@hickorydaisy4117]

No no, they can’t die from motive failure anymore. You can’t starve them. Can drown them, though. Or burn them. Feed them to a cowplant. Etc.

[@blueiris574]

I actually had a teen die from a school meteor. I tried to get them out, didn’t work. But now I know the answer.

[@FlareBlitz64]

I can't wait for him to get to the meteor one

[@evalig871]

FlareBlitz64 yes omg

[@lilandeintheirl]

Me either

[@dracos0024]

FlareBlitz64 You and me both.

[@springboi338]

*_oh boi_*

[@ryan-ch6fp]

so 1 year later how was it my man

[@Zero_pussy_mf]

Some jewish kid 2019 years ago: hey, check out that painting on the other side of the pool!

[@battlesheep2552]

Wierd it took them 2000 years to patch that

[@callum7081]

Underrated comment

[@securecontainpikachu6718]

@@battlesheep2552 nah fam,that's the normal update rate for Valve

[@securecontainpikachu6718]

@@battlesheep2552 and for EA

[@i_teleported_bread7404]

That kinda implies that he walked on water when he was a baby.

[@goot1087]

“Skyrim doesn’t even let the children die!” George Lucas does, though!

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

o_o

[@SerenEirian]

Not even the younglings survived.

[@kingcole1012]

@@SerenEirian 🤣

[@alfalldoot6715]

Based Lucas

[@theman_themyth_themoth758]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="291">4:51</a> Wel you know what they say... What ghost up Must come down

[@CasualFire]

*slow clap* 👏

[@theman_themyth_themoth758]

I regret nothing %D

[@noellesama9038]

I want to hug and hit you for that pun-

[@yomamaissofat5134]

Marry me

[@theman_themyth_themoth758]

Noelle Sama Go ahead I'll hold nothing against you plus I kind of need both at this time in my life

[@IgnatianMystic]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="389">6:29</a> "Jesus Christ, Bill! Your gown's on fire! Put it out!" Bill: * engulfed in flames * "I'M NOT STOPPING, DROPPING, OR ROLLING UNTIL I GET MY DIPLOMA!!"

[@SpiceyYT]

IgnatianMystic XD I CHECKED

[@Maxer4000]

I imagine the scene of graduation while there's a guy in the back is on fire waiting to get his diploma

[@ballerbeau69]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="163">2:43</a> when the painting is beautiful you become Jesus

[@sugar-rice]

Remember kids, never go to Egypt, China, or France. Edit: I don’t ever remember watching this video or commenting this lmao

[@hudgynsasdarl6967]

Not even to kill a 118-year-old vampire?

[@melodyfuri1004]

Not even to save Alexander Hamilton?

[@blueshell292]

BUT MUMMY

[@nitronikolai]

Yeah not until the devs fix them in the next patch :/ really glitchy countries

[@riverpaw3234]

R.I.P. people that live in Egypt, China, and France

[@MissPhoenix-tq1vw]

Somebody please animate this

[@ihaveaname699]

oh god i wanna do this now

[@MissPhoenix-tq1vw]

Please.

[@otamatone3293]

Here m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/roi8lqKOfNCMfLc

[@stellarstarryyy]

Ibis and Pandora The skelehuman and the Neko Fox hmmmmm....maybe.....

[@MissPhoenix-tq1vw]

Starry Night studios lol that’d be cool. But no pressure

[@unfunny2386]

Imagine being a sim and just seeing all this shit happen, like "Oh, I see that Bob is driving to work with his son attached to his hand. And there's Alex, that go-getter her, attempting to get knocked up by the grim reaper! Ahhh, just a normal saturday."

[@dogmatic2553]

"attempting to get knocked up by the grim reaper" I CAN'T LMAOO

[@Aaron47916]

I just fuckin died, maybe cuz i metetealized in egypt, china then france

[@davidparkes7741]

"Oh & would you look at that, young Bobby is graduating today. Hmm, I didn't know he was in to fire stunts that much. Talk about dedication."

[@sooooooot]

@@Aaron47916 you gonna try for baby with the grim reaper?

[@Aaron47916]

@@sooooooot wait wasnt that patched

[@leumbi]

every other game: “finally, players finally wont stop clipping through walls!” the sims: “finally, players cant woohoo with their burning car!”

[@LunaEclipse720]

*Still waiting to be shown in a video for no absolute reason*

[@Hanhan-fi1dr]

Aren't we all?

[@katier2283]

Luna Eclipse hi!

[@notaninterestingperson5769]

I've seen this user before. I couldn't tell you where, just that I recognise their face. Their name. Their boldness. Something drew me to them. Something... odd, unlike anything I've felt before. If this was a noire film, I'd be monologuing at this point. Maybe it is.

[@LunaEclipse720]

I can't tell if you're creepy, trying to flirt with me, or on drugs.

[@Hanhan-fi1dr]

I believe the answer is "yes"

[@jadelumi28501]

I was playing the Sims 4 yesterday, and I had my Sim caring for his toddler before he went to the bathroom. AND THE TODDLER DECIDED TO LITERALLY STICK TO HIS HAND, AND I COULDN’T GET HER OFF. Eventually, I just had to restart the game, and now little Amelia has finally mastered walking.

[@six_buck_dlc]

God i love how overly specific the patch notes are. Like imagine someone whose never heard of this game and reads "Fixed a bug where if a Pregnant Sim climbs onto a mansion rooftop owned by a deceased Male Mummy, the height of the mansion has an impact on their feelings towards their second Best Friend"

[@GWASGY]

No more "try for baby" w grim reaper is the real glitch. Epic fail.😔

[@teepotus5770]

Try reading them as God trying to fix life or something

[@matthewjohnson427]

Spinoff of God Creating Things? Yes!

[@NeutralNinetails]

Thats basically what it is.

[@_b_e_a_n_s_]

God’s first few tries making humanity 😂

[@rainIight]

God when he sees people are literally fucking with death: WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE. I DID NOT ALLOW THIS. ANGEL! Angel: *Sigh* Yes, sir? God: MAKE IT SO PEOPLE CAN NOT HAVE SEX WITH DEATH. THIS IS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL. A: Wait, THAT WAS A PROBLEM??? G: Also this guy is moving and now there is two fish in his fridge. I'm pretty sure that's also a problem. A: I SWEAR TO YOU-

[@arseniikolesnikov9960]

SIMS like he's having a good time reading this

[@zellouwu7501]

I'm glad this game is just a SIMSulation Because, burning alive and being forced to graduation seems like it would generate pain SIMSulis

[@alex_runarin]

STOP IT

[@zellouwu7501]

Gizilly Dream But.... It's so SIMSisfing to tell these SIMsational puns

[@Budew-ef6tr]

Ayyyyyy

[@LeeAndergen]

No. No. *From a distance* No. *Even further away* NO! *slams door* *From hallway* NO. jk that was well played

[@xxweirdofromspacexx1119]

Egypt, China, and France: Reality can be whatever I want

[@xpr0gidy]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="325">5:25</a> Parent: go stand in the corner! Child/Teen: *literally fucking dies*

[@Marigold11037]

I was looking at the 2011 ones like "Wow! This was only a couple of years ago!" _It was seven._ Edit: I'm gonna clarify, I mean that it was posted 7 years ago when I watched it, not that _I_ was 7

[@canada1529]

You mean 10

[@Marigold11037]

@@canada1529 you can literally _see_ the date I posted my comment.

[@canada1529]

@@Marigold11037 lol

[@rubyrouge5703]

I was 4 👀

[@kittycatdays8719]

10 0-0

[@ihaveaname699]

To quote Tumblr "I cried real tears."

[@tallahriehl8220]

As opposed to crying fake tears...?

[@meking1808]

*How is it possible to cry **_real_** tears?*

[@diegobrando3453]

Why is it that when something gamebreaking happens it's always you three? Egypt China France

[@scoutwith124hp9]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="169">2:49</a> Jesus just wants to check out the painting

[@shadowgirl1239]

Congratulations Sims. You broke Pat.

[@thecobbfamily7761]

ShadowGirl12345678910 Congratulations Pat. You broke pat

[@thecobbfamily7761]

Congratulations sims you broke me

[@jessthewolf9609]

Congrats, Sims! You got a degree! _in idocy_

[@jessthewolf9609]

Lol I slept idiocy wrong, talking about some being an idiot! _ironic._

[@jessthewolf9609]

Trick this, spelt

[@dragongaming2796]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="217">3:37</a> Guys.... I think we broke him... How do we fix him? Who has the PMSeymour instruction manual? We need to hurry we won’t survive long without him

[@apen8265]

Sky Dragon I think we just have to wait, and give him water.

[@undead_gaming]

Um I think the dog ripped it up!

[@quinn9037]

GhostGirlGaming oh crap, what do we do now?

[@dragongaming2796]

GhostGirlGaming shoot.. well we’re doomed

[@cottonkyandi1760]

Have you tried turning him off and back on again?

[@no_name4415]

What if you wanted to try a baby with the Grim Reaper, but god said *"No."*

[@weirdettepoop2697]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="98">1:38</a> Just imagine grabbing a never-ending slice of pizza.

[@sejcai]

sims patch note: fixed bug where the baby comes out of your tv like the ring

[@ssseraphim]

Fat Man WAIT IS THAT AN ACTUAL PATCH NOTE BWAHHAHAHAHAH

[@justarandomdudewithnoskill5170]

Yes it is

[@silversnowpoff2336]

My question is: why the hell were these in the game in the first place?

[@tallahriehl8220]

For the glory of chaos! Also, EA sucks.

[@ultimaterecoil1136]

Tallah Riehl who was the KZbinr that did all these things and thereby made ea have to patch their game

[@tallahriehl8220]

Call Me Kevin has a fair number of hilarious Sims videos, many of which star our lord and savior Jim Pickens.

[@alexbenavidez4500]

The sims is a pretty big game and full of virtually limitless variables the more that you play Eventually something fucks up or isn't compatible A good example of this is the glitch that allows incest if you've been playing the game through too many generations It starts to get confused adding up all the family trees and glitches are far more likely to happen as a result A lot of physical bugs are due to how customisable the world is and the fact that with custom content, there's virtually limitless ways to have environments and objects interact with one another Something as simple as an animation in a specific jacket may not look as smooth as it would in just a t shirt due to clipping Or the different heights of sims or weight of them can change how smoothly they intersperse with the environment Multiple effects can stack as well, but some visible effects may not have an animation sequence a sim is about to do, so they just lose the visible effect and so on A good example of that is fucking zombies. When the hordes of zombies rise up around your house on a full moon, they will remain there all night until the next morning, then they leave your property by hilariously getting into cars and disappearing But if it's raining, there's no animation for zombie sims to get into cars after putting up umbrellas, so they suddenly turn human to do that after spending 4 hours shuffling and growling and moaning at your window whilst green lmao

[@awildfilingcabinet6239]

It’s the Sims. These things are a daily occurrence

[@vanukas8783]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="348">5:48</a> unicorns get their power from sorrow and anger

[@4sety]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="247">4:07</a> Child Protection Worker: "ma'am, we have determined you unfit to raise this child" child: *rips a hole in the space-time continuum*

[@mightyflamberge713]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="375">6:15</a> Imagine a guy just holding his hand out and screaming at the ceremony.

[@elizabethh.9556]

I have a story that happened to me today. I just saw an old woman sniff a sunflower and say, "it's meat; it's not vegan" like really confidentially.

[@anidami6468]

What in tarnation Also, that profile picture is driving me insane. Oh wait. I'm already insane.

[@hls6627]

I thought your profile picture was a piece to stray hair and I tried to brush it off my screen unsuccessfully

[@MiiChanx]

sure you did.

[@fatymah1138]

Beatrice The Golden and then everyone clapped

[@Rocknoids]

r/thathappened

[@official-obama]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="154">2:34</a> fixed an issue that causes the world to restart from the hadean when traveling to egypt, china or france.

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

???? Hadean

[@official-obama]

@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 it's when the earth first formed from google: 2. GEOLOGY relating to or denoting the period when the earth was forming. "a new analysis of Hadean mineralogy"

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

@@official-obama so… I’m context what does that mean?

[@official-obama]

@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 what?

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

@@official-obama restart from hadean. Forgive me. I’m still not confident in natives speakers English

[@kyleb.4384]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="320">5:20</a> Oh yeah, kids can die Me and my sister drowned one because we decided that we didnt want a child in thr house This had made us say the sentence 'Lets give Cole the murder room, he deserves it' On the childs gravestone we put 'We never liked you' Cole was a murderer oc btw (In the sims! Me and my sister didnt drown a real child)

[@shovelgoat3017]

There is no escaping these notes. There is no possibility of not laughing at this. Stuck forever in a vortex. Like going into a swimming pool only for the ladder to disappear. Trapped, doomed to an aquatic grave.

[@peggo1217]

Wonder where you got that idea

[@tallahriehl8220]

Sims 3 patch #492

[@LordofFullmetal]

Not anymore, those fuckers can climb out now! You gotta wall the entire pool off to stop them.

[@TransGirlGaming]

I lost it at the "try for baby" with grim reaper

[@powerthunfischdesdonners3086]

imagine when the kid dies "no young man, you´re now grounded for dying! now come back to life and to your room!"

[@katlyndobransky2419]

*When you want to leave school because a meteor is coming but class isn’t over*

[@sosansational]

"you can no longer try for baby with the - wheezing - GRIM REAPEEERRRRR"

[@slavbigyoshi7677]

ᵍʳⁱᵐ ʳᵉᵃᵖᵉʳ

[@RespawnJupiter]

🇬 🇷 🇮 🇲  🇷 🇪 🇦 🇵 🇪 🇷

[@noahriddell8031]

*KEEVIIIN!!* Points if you get the reference

[@otamatone3293]

That darn Kevin! Making all these EA workers do extra stuff that wasn't a problem before!

[@boulevardo5067]

J I M P I C K E N S

[@Rennothy]

Oh My JIM PICKENS!!!

[@jakesteampson7043]

Otamatone At least the workers aren't trapped in his basement serving as his food.

[@snugglebabe70]

Noah Riddell DARNIT KEVIN

[@PrincessFelicie]

"Eating specific prepared meals no longer has an impact on an unborn baby's gender" Also known as pulling a Ruka Urushibara

[@rosiecooper8030]

Strawberries and pop music for boys, in TS3

[@Ramsey276one]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="69">1:09</a> and he hasn't yet made it to the GRIM REAPER...

[@localmenace3043]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="37">0:37</a> *FLASHBACKS*

[@TheAdvertisement]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="30">0:30</a> That still happens in real life whenever my Mom sees someone she knows. Also that 1 dislike was from the ghost that didn’t receive a diploma.

[@yourownpersonalexistential2470]

*Still waiting to be noticed by senpai, though it is no longer possible as he has stopped using KZbin comments* Edit: YESSSSSSS THANK YOU

[@PMSeymour]

But I still see them

[@yourownpersonalexistential2470]

P.M. Seymour oh, okay! :D

[@trexthriving]

notice me daddy

[@yourownpersonalexistential2470]

I am fandom trash kinky.

[@trexthriving]

i legit kinda see him as a father figure tho

[@tsedgwick12]

"Grim im sorry we cant have our dream family"

[@ShardzCR]

“Oh, that’s a cool painting by the swimming pool! I gotta get a closer look!” *performs a miracle* “Oh yeah, I like this painting!” *everyone staring because some random guy walked on effing water*

[@marsh690]

*Pat saying Oof is my new religion*

[@flibbernodgets7018]

This is the virtual equivalent of those funny dead letter laws or ridiculous warnings that seem obvious to anyone with common sense. You know they must have happened to someone at some point, no matter how ridiculous it sounds. You know that someone had the police called on them for a situation involving a donkey sleeping in a bathtub in Arizona, and that someone with a peanut allergy sued a company for not making it clear that their peanut butter *may* contain nuts.

[@leilah5434]

my god people are idiots. its amazing that we managed to get this far

[@ashcyr3711]

i freaking love blue laws. did you know that in sone states, it's illegal for a horse to eat a fire hydrant?

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="277">4:37</a> Reminds me of that video about some girl who went to a New Years party, and there was one on the main floor and a different one in the basement.

[@unfortunateperson3225]

there are seven minutes and thirty four seconds in this video, most of them are filled with LAUGHTER

[@acatgif]

The Sims Patch Notes are the best thing you could ever read. They’re hilarious! 😂

[@mp-lily7908]

DOG CUTE DOG PUPPER

[@jeffreyhueseman7061]

Try reading patch notes for rimworld

[@holliehrm7928]

Er, partially mutated Seymour? Are you ok? XD *whispers* guys... _guys_ ... I think we broke 'im...

[@Hanhan-fi1dr]

This is preferable, because i don't know who is WHOle, but I see me in a MEss

[@il_aquilus]

Johnathan wow. *slow clapping*

[@holliehrm7928]

I...I...I don't get it xD

[@tadeogomez7303]

The ExplosiveEnderman Nor do I. You're not the only one.

[@holliehrm7928]

Tadeo Gomez I think we should get it... (For lack of better word...duh.)

[@leurunner4764]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="197">3:17</a> yes, they can fly, but cars are still faster. they fly at a max speed that's about the same as that of a person riding a bicicle.

[@harperreese264]

kid: gets put in time out kid: *guess I’ll die*

[@aequinoctiale]

Please take a look at "The Strange Log" twitter account it's essentially a compilation of all weird video game change logs ever

[@avery1093]

.....I can't breathe.....send help.....

[@katier2283]

Avery BigMess hi!

[@avery1093]

Katie Richards hello!

[@deguchifamily_9620]

Avery BigMess HEY!!!

[@tost5936]

breath is a noun, the fact that you cannot [noun] is astounding and i require you to teach me your paradoxial ways

[@Hanhan-fi1dr]

no i will not, i will be the only one

[@knuti27]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="52">0:52</a> is rng manipulation at its finest

[@CheesyLizzy]

"Children and teens can no longer die from motive failure while in a Time Out" They were able to literally die of depression from being sent to Time Out, that's just sad D:

[@neptune9647]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="372">6:12</a> Now look, Jimmy. I know that you're on fire. But you still need to attend your graduation.

[@neonwillowleaf]

ok no joke hearing Seymour laugh just makes my heart warm he is so pure omg

[@willowids369]

And the next recommended video? "The Grim Reaper Has Triplets"

[@Bacxaber]

Your voice kinda sounds like JonTron.

[@whimsy5623]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="179">2:59</a> True irony would be having them view a painting of Jesus.

[@marije-382]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="79">1:19</a> I can’t believe it. My life has been a lie. My friend and I tried multiple times to have kids with the grim reaper in the sims, it took us years. Only tried 3 times but still. But we saw it on KZbin so we knew it was ‘possible’. I can’t BELIEVE it wasn’t possible since 2009..

[@dasjapom9984]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="373">6:13</a> HOLY SHIT I CHOKED ON WATER WHEN I FIRST HEARD THAT LAST ONE OMG HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@tsuaririndoku]

“Become enemies with the Child” should be a feature. It is making Asian Parenting A LOT MORE HISTORICAL ACCURATE

[@Ashtray2341]

How about a facecam in the next "Reading the sims patch notes" so we could see how much laughter you can make. ...Just an idea tho...

[@deloptin545]

YEEEEES WEEEEEEEE NEEEEEEEEEEED DEEEEEEES

[@Ashtray2341]

Deloptin YAASS

[@neoxus30]

It may be that i'm disgusting but i can't stand watching reaction videos with a face)

[@Giraffe143]

HE DID IT

[@milklover0110]

He does

[@TheYagich]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="406">6:46</a> oh you'll get your degree, don't you worry pal. A third degree that is.

[@fishorade]

someone: -puts out honest, hardworking content- us: Seymour: -reads sims patch notes- us: *oh yeah that’s the good shit baby*