Taking A SPICY S*X Test... The Results May Shock You

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[@Hamble_Gambles]

vorsh when the sex test does not include a question about horses:

[@asherroodcreel640]

Such :funny: meme

[@betterlatethannever2156]

🤬🤬🤬

[@btarczy5067]

@@asherroodcreel640 If I say the meme one more time I will be hoarse.

[@PancakemonsterFO4]

"A horse walks into your bar. What is your reaction?" A. Joke B. Hit on C. Panic D. Pet

[@asherroodcreel640]

@@PancakemonsterFO4 eat small birds

[@Ihatemyusernamemore]

The political compass for coomers

[@mikah439]

political coompass

[@Ihatemyusernamemore]

Ok so according to the politcal compass for coomers I am Attraction Axis: Feminine leaning, Sex Drive: Hypersexual, Dominance Axis: Switch, Deviance Axis: Deviant, Affection Axis: Open

[@quack0i991]

you say that like non coomers do political compass tests

[@P.Manoel]

Spot on

[@Paul.......]

Pro Gooner Segment

[@Buck_Bentley]

I took the test and got 100% dominance and 100% hypo. The results make no sense to me. I also said I like women and I don’t like men. But the results said I was 70% in favor of masculinity. All because I like muscles on women.

[@rdfm1549]

those are traditional masculine traits despite how women make them look feminine - which i mean that's how stereotypical traits work tbh not a big deal

[@uncomfortabletruth3831]

I like my woman soft and curvy. Never had any gay thoughts, I must be in a super minority, not to have any homosexual ideations. Considering the amount of stupid men, being gay just seems depressing.

[@noaha6185]

Muscles could be consodered a masculine trait. It depends on the definitions you are using. Google minsexual. I thinm this test is aurgeing more along those lines than just "attracted to one, the other, or both genders".

[@ezachleewright2309]

LMFAO this test was made by a virgin

[@asherroodcreel640]

@@noaha6185 woman strong look different

[@thebugscome]

I love that the moment he gets results he says the test is stupid and the video just ends.

[@LibraDiCaprio]

was waiting for the analysis & no lol

[@VIIncaunt]

*Gets results* "Nuh uh" *Video abruptly ends*

[@ArDeeMee]

You got the analysis during the test already.

[@jbomb7867]

Vaush said "I identify as middle class"

[@Juhz0r]

First these post-modern neo-Marxists made gender a matter of identification, and now they fighting to make class a matter of identification! If you Marxists want a post-class society so much, why don't you identify as "classless" because that's what you are!

[@paulhammond6978]

Is his dad amazingly rich or something?

[@tsundereishisuto]

@@paulhammond6978 all i know is that mark is a filmmaker? so are the kochinskis technically labour aristocrats or part of the managerial class (please correct me if im using these terms wrong)? as for ian himself theres plenty of people finding it icky to call streaming a real job lmao

[@InsufficientGravitas]

@@tsundereishisuto I mean he makes money from his own work, Id say its just an evolution of some kinda performer who makes money from audience donations. I would argue that they do do work (and not managerial if my idea of what his father did is right). They are rich enough but I'd say middle class which just means wealthy working class. in a historical context it would be more like a tradesman, say a watch maker, than as something like a land/property owner, or manager.

[@phelyne]

This test will also tell you that you're leaning towards hedonism over affection simply on account of being non-monogamous. It's essentially implying that you can't be affectionate if you're not mono. It sucks on so many levels.

[@maryedmonds4350]

political cumpiss

[@Anarcho-Zymurgist]

I find it amusing how the test was basically like, "But are you a sub tho? How about now?" on loop

[@jordanwhite8718]

One thing that always bothers me about discussions about sex is this. Why do people look at sex as a binary for dominance or submission. Can we not have sex as equals?

[@boserboser6870]

Its more what gets peoples giddies going. In a way sex between a dom and sub is idealy equally enjoyable for the pair. Part of it is that a lot of sex is one directional alot of the time. Dom and sub are roles people choose to pursue idealy. Rather than one person imposing it om another

[@jordanwhite8718]

@@boserboser6870 I know that’s what people say. But in my experience, a lot of the people who liked being submissive were people who later told me that they had traumatic childhood. I’m sure that’s not true for everybody but that’s just what I experienced. Plus it just seems kind of adversarial. it just seems like people want to include all of this extra stuff or else sex is not interesting in and of itself. It just seems to lack a lot of intimacy. But then again, maybe I feel that way because that’s not what I’m into.

[@JebeckyGranjola]

It's dumb because it doesn't ask if you top or bottom, only dom or sub. I answered no to the question "Do you like having power over someone." I don't like telling people what to do. Doesn't mean I don't like hard physical stuff.

[@boserboser6870]

@@jordanwhite8718 entirely fair if that not what your into. Its something that partners need to talk about. Trauma has a lot of influence over how people act in intimate relationships (even non sexually). Sexual dynamics wont really change though. I personally dont see what you mean by it being adversarial.(i suppose in a way you can view sex as a sport/game as much as it is intimate, in that way you could say its pretend adversarial in the same way any other friendly game is) I'm a "switch" mind so i do get your annoyance. I do think it would be more fun for me if partners split roles. I just know that thats not for everyone. Just like somepeople arnt super outgoing and arnt likly to start conversations. Some people dont push for escalation in sex. (These 2 things arnt necicarily linked)

[@boserboser6870]

@@JebeckyGranjola yea its a pretty telling omission

[@finlaysflower6372]

Shoutout to Vermin for giving us all a breakdown of Vaush’s tendencies 😂

[@DemonDog444]

V likes kitty anime

[@yan_dj]

@@DemonDog444 Nah more like horse girl anime 📈📈

[@auggy69]

“i’m not a bara kinda guy” unsubbed 😤😤

[@rdfm1549]

literally this is like 1984

[@TinyTorah]

I take tests the same way, where I hyper-fixate on the phrasing of the questions. Am I TOO an autist? 😅

[@jachariah4694]

You ARE a leftist Star Wars fan Vaush viewer. So statistically speaking yes, yes you probably are

[@dannyv934]

No ur supposed to look for details in questions it’s a good thing

[@Ihatemyusernamemore]

Maybe, maybe you're just details orientated and high IQ, that's a trait shared by Autists and high IQ NTs, it's not that you're too Autistic, it's that other people aren't Autistic enough

[@davitdavid7165]

Maybe, but so am I then lol

[@PancakemonsterFO4]

I mean it depends. If you also hyperfixate on logical inconsitencies you might be

[@Rodzilla_2000]

I should've gotten him on this when he was drunk 😞

[@GrayYeonWannabe]

"the freaks who live in the upper class [...] thats a whoolllleee ... thing" lmao true, i'm technically upper class but just barely and my god the Upper Class is wild, there is a sharp & well defined distinction there

[@asherroodcreel640]

One time I had an upper class girlfriend and she kept trying to drink my motor oil

[@catrielmarignaclionti4518]

@@asherroodcreel640 are they mentally underdevoloped?

[@bingusbongus9807]

@@asherroodcreel640 BASED GF!!!!!!!!!

[@asherroodcreel640]

@@bingusbongus9807 yeah I know, still miss her pet rats

[@deadfr0g]

Useful timestamps: 00:21 - intro 13:23 - conclusion

[@ezachleewright2309]

That dick bell bit killed me, that was hilarious

[@asherroodcreel640]

My hand still hurts from breaking that mirror, goddamn

[@verbatim7508]

When it comes to BDSM stuff, "switch" is the only role I'm capable of understanding. Being just a dom, or being just a sub, sounds like the most boring shit in the world to me. One of the hottest scenarios imaginable is having two doms wrestle for dominance, and whoever loses has to switch to sub (even if they secretly wanted to be a sub for that session all along). Can't really do that with standard dynamics.

[@otielcraft]

God damn new kink unlocked

[@alexandrapedersen829]

It's very much a thing and it's called bratting.

[@pinksnake8001]

looks more like an anime plot than real life but I like the idea

[@niclaswerther1569]

​@alexandrapedersen829 unless he means like actual wrestling which would go into the whole primal subtopic.

[@ArDeeMee]

That‘s a p0rn genre. =D

[@GayHaruspex]

Someone make him take the BDSM test next

[@creecher1118]

Turns out I like cooming.

[@wile123456]

Of course an enby named "Vermin" is not vanilla 😂

[@IndependentObserver]

12:48 Unironically, saying that being Polish doesn't make you eastern European, is one of the most polish answers you could've given. But seriously- defining countries by their allegiance in a political split created during Cold War, that no longer applies to anything else is moronic, especially when none of these countries even wanted to participate on the side on which they participated in that split to begin with. (because yes, that is when West-East split was created, before that we had different splits, like West-Central-East+Balkans with France-Spain-England and Benelux countries being considered West, German, Austria Italy being Central (remember these were times when both Germany and Austria went far further east than they do now) and Russia+Finland+Romania being Eastern, and in Middle Ages before discovery of Americas maps of Europe were tilted and what we today consider "east" was considered "north" because maps were oriented around Jerusalem, and big chunks of Middle East as well as all of North Africa was considered to be integral parts of their political world, not some distant provinces or colonial countries, ironically with advent of colonialism the ideas of what territories and which people are and which aren't part of "our civilisation" shrank, not expanded.) Poland is Central-Western Europe geographically (depends how exactly you measure it, but regardless of which you chose, that point either lands in Poland, or east from Poland) and absolutely a part of western Europe politically for the last 24+ years.

[@henriquepacheco7473]

Counterpoint: eastern-western division can be argued based on economic structures that developed as a consequence of the cold war, and dividing Europe into an imperial center and a periphery, with the imperial center being the former capitalist side - the "west" - while the balkans, the baltic states and whatever you want to consider Poland, Hungary, Romania etc. being the periphery - the "east". Increasing integration with the EU is likely to make this enduring east-west logic eventually crumble too, but right now there's still an argument to support this kind of reading.

[@noaha6185]

There are only two classes. Working class and owner class. Any other concept of class serves the owner class by dividing the working class. If you sell your labor for money you are worker class, no matter how much you make. If you do nothing while profiting on the labor of others, you are owner class, no matter how little you make.

[@asherroodcreel640]

Hey I smashed a mirror tonight, did you know that there is only two types of iridium, pure and impure and impure can either mean bad taste in television or stores eggs in your mail box and trys to drink your motor oil

[@TheRenegade...]

The Petit Bourgeoisie:

[@apriljk6557]

hmmm there's some holes in your logic.

[@asherroodcreel640]

@@apriljk6557 naw I think he's fine

[@derpeth2101]

So if you’re unemployed and on welfare, you’re part if the owner class?

[@jjdude5531]

_this test sucks_ there you go

[@Miriam-nb9sh]

The only true anwser any only test could give you is: "Why the fuck do you ask me, Im a stupid online test I dont fucking know!"

[@KayLee-lw5iv]

Vaush lost this debate

[@ezachleewright2309]

Wait, since when is Vaush, an entertainer, not a worker??? Are entertainers not workers????

[@TheRenegade...]

He's self-employed.

[@asherroodcreel640]

Didn't marks deferencate between petite and normal buswazi, that's igknowlaging cultural difference

[@Sharkamfss]

​@@asherroodcreel640I don't think vaush is part of either. Unless he owns a business we don't know about.

[@Killroy007]

​@@Sharkamfss his stream is a business no? He employ editors

[@MonicaG_]

​@@Sharkamfss this channel is his business

[@afortin251]

Strange, I though it was mostly accurate for him. Oh well, I guess the truth really does hurt, lol.

[@RealmRabbit]

"Western Europe" and such are very vague terms sometimes, but I feel like Poland is very solidly "Eastern Europe"... Like, that's an easy one... That's like France being Western Europe...

[@paulhammond6978]

Well, no. because Poland is right next to Germany and Austria, surely it's middle European.

[@henriquepacheco7473]

@@paulhammond6978 for that to be the case, mitteleuropa must exists. The cold war killed mitteleuropa in the public consciousness.

[@RealmRabbit]

@@paulhammond6978 You could do that logic all the way to Russia

[@curranfrank2854]

7:13 kinda wish Vaush had elaborated here, or explained himself in a different way tbh. Like I'm not trying to accuse him of anything, all I'm saying is if he had said that about dating women there'd be backlash

[@thatswhaturmomsaid3062]

He says that about women a lot....like..a lot

[@bb-3653]

All i know is that as a guy id love to have a athletic strong /curvey girl be a dom in my hypothetical relationship , not me being selfish per say, but more so that she has an initiative to also want to be in charge or do stuff to me during 'the deed', rather than just laying there and waiting for the man to plough away, , as hegemonic relationships seem to get portrayed...and also not in a demeaning way like how alot of fem /dom male sub porn is show...fck that noise. Im talking affectionate more so, potentially rough on her side, type of intimacy...but i have no idea if women like that actually exist as ive never "done the deed "and found out lmao

[@lauraanderson8785]

I'm exactly like that so don't worry, there are definitely more women that fit the description 😆

[@bb-3653]

@@lauraanderson8785 amayzin 🫠👀 this gives me hope

[@joseph_soseph9611]

For me the test said I was hypersexual, which is absolutely not the case at all. It also said I had neutral attraction in terms of masculinity and femininity. Which is true in some sense for me but also not at all.

[@johnharvey5412]

This test skews high on the hyper/hypo axis.

[@joseph_soseph9611]

@John Harvey yeah, it's like if you know what you like and what you don't like, you're automatically hypersexual. I've even explicitly stated in the questions related to libido that I don't have a high libido

[@JebeckyGranjola]

I feel like everyone gets that result. Have you seen a d*ck? Did you like it? Boom! You're hyper sexual into masc.

[@lljkgktudjlrsmygilug]

He needs to post this to r/politicaltests. I wonder what QK_QUARK88 thinks of Vowsh. I think he made this.

[@shannond1511]

Vaush’s nationality is American…he’s thinking of ethnicity, unless the questionnaire itself asked the question wrong, as so many ppl do think that nationality refers to your ethnicity or descent.

[@QuietGrave]

i got pretty much a completely identical score to vaush except my "dom/sub" score was 100% submissive :|

[@zacheryeckard3051]

"Assume the position." -Fisto

[@maniak1768]

Just wanted to let you know that your German audience gets political ads for Erdogan's right-wing-islamic AKP for the coming presidential elections in Turkey ahead of your videos for whatever reason.

[@nothingbutgianttrees1995]

Sorry to break the news to you like this, but that seems like a you-thing I found ads also have a lot to do with the people in your area.. my neighbor had a baby and I got ads for baby milk, my mom does some online shopping and I get ads for underwear ':)

[@paulhammond6978]

@@nothingbutgianttrees1995 It's probably also that Erdogan is paying youtube a lot of money to show his ads. Though you'd have thought "just for people in Turkey" would make more sense...

[@maniak1768]

@@paulhammond6978 No, it makes perfect sense to play AKP campaign ads for German audiences. Germany has a lot of Turkish immigrants of whom a majority used to support the AKP. For the coming election, this support seems uncertain, though. I just thought that targeting is not only done for individual viewers but influenced by the content as well. I doubt that Erdogan's money is well-spent on ads in Turkish language for a German watching a left-wing KZbinr making a self-evaluation of his kinks. I don't speak Turkish either.

[@TheHiddenMarty]

and the video length is 13:37 :3

[@eldritchgoat1422]

I think we might be extremely compatible 🥺🥺

[@SabakuNoGaara2023]

I like how North Africans don't exist according to those sites. They probably think we're Middle Easterners lol 😂😒

[@amehayami934]

No it mean do you belive sex should be tied to intimacy? It nor saying you can't have sex with someone you're intimate with. Basically do you believe that sex can be just a fun, feel good thing with someone you don't have romantic feels for? And do you believe it should only be tied to someone you have romantic feelings for?

[@kevinthecat9704]

now enter the meme answers 🐸

[@teddybetts3254]

I agree with Vaush. They really need to get much, much more granular in order for this test to really mean anything.

[@johnharvey5412]

Considering opening an issue on the GitHub tracker 🤔

[@True_NOON]

7:10 freudian slip

[@musicamaxima]

Didn’t sincerely believe vaush was autistic until this video. Jesus

[@asherroodcreel640]

I think i would have gotten a B

[@harrylion6689]

Yeah hep B maybe

[@Reed5016]

I have no idea why the fuck I clicked in this video, but here I am.

[@tylerhackner9731]

Coomer test

[@noahleveille366]

GAMER NUMBER VIDEO LENGTH LETS GO

[@ilfedarkfairy]

I once took a test similar to that which was way more slutty, but it gave way better results. I can't find it anymore sadly.

[@michaelbashford2733]

I can't be the only one who's here just to see what my chances of getting railed by Vaush is.

[@happycamperds9917]

Can't wait to see people complain about how a Buzz Feed quiz is essentialist.

[@TSmith-yy3cc]

Spoilers: His result is 100% Lib.

[@alliesakat]

1337 lmao

[@bluepurplepink]

This test is just bad

[@sprybug]

I was answering along with him on my end and god damn, I'm hella boring. XD

[@WilliamBrowning]

You'll be OK. Just find your chocolate and your strawberry.

[@asherroodcreel640]

If it makes you feel any better my last bucksom wife called me boring and then stole all my shelves and made out with my fashionable mistress

[@asherroodcreel640]

The opra was pretty, I tried really hard not to kill anyone

[@thaenaa]

HUH

[@asherroodcreel640]

You ever listen to ween?

[@Juhz0r]

UHHH

[@CloppingIsMyThing]

*Has a bunch of money* I'm upper middle class guys I swear...

[@Siberius-]

My results seem to be a little fucky (I did see that it's a work in progress). It's so context dependent and additional missed details matter a lot for getting more accurate results. Attraction: Femme-attracted > Masc-attracted (71-29) I think it only bumped masc up to 29% because I think dicks are pretty cool (but I don't like any other part of a biological male or the gender of man, per se). Edit: OH! also because I strongly agreed with muscle on women being hot as shit. I think that really fucked me over lol, but muscle doesn't have to be masculine at all, a woman can have a lot of muscle and still appear very feminine and present it in a very feminine manner (not that they have to). Often they can then look far more feminine than they used to, as far as their silhouette goes and the added mass to their legs and ass, and their waist then looking much smaller in contrast, etc. Sex drive: Hyper > Hypo (97-3) I'm actually not very hypersexual at all. I masturbate daily but whatever. I do fuck quite regularly when in a relationship, I am fine doing that, but I can also be quite fine without having sex. I haven't had sex for over a year now since my last decade-long relationship, and it's been fine, I haven't even looked for sex. But I do love sex, so I'll be back in the game soon (though likely through another relationship, but we'll see, never done online dating before lol). The questions never sussed this out, so it thinks I'm a sex-fiend maniac lol. Dominance: Submissive > Dominant (75-25) In reality I am very neutral on this. She can dom me if she wants, whatever. I mostly enjoy how that is more likely to mean that she actively wants the sex and is pursuing it, rather than just like, accepting sex or going through the motions or whatever. That desire is nice there. But there's always a scale with dominance to where it can become a whole BDSM thing lol, which is another topic. Just because I am fine with her being dominant, does not therefore then mean that I in turn am a submissive person in bed to the exclusion of being dominant. In a lot of cases it's a dual thing where the couple takes turns with who is dominant. So far I have always been the dominant one, but like, not that dominant, there isn't really that dynamic at play, it's just sex. Oh, and I said I don't enjoy having power over people. Because that's not really something I care for. Doesn't inherently mean I am therefore a sub. Deviance: Deviant > Pure (53-47) So this is about kink... it's hard to judge, because what is deemed as something that is particularly out there? I often answered with somewhat neutral answers. I eat ass and fuck ass, is that out there? it definitely is for a lot of people, but then it's also pretty standard base-line "kink" for a lot of other people, so I dunno. I think sucking on toes is way more of a "kink" than ass-fucking, since it's just based on society's perceptions and what is more normalised and understood. Also with the "vanilla" question, that's also tricky to answer, since, just because one is into kinky stuff, that doesn't mean they aren't vanilla and boring in bed. He might do more stuff that is out there, but they might lack all expressive interest... expressively boring, they might be emotionless with no charisma or whatever. They might be very awkward in how they navigate the social dance, etc. So a person who doesn't struggle with that, is going to be FAR less vanilla in bed, even if they only do penis-in-vagina (or equivalent) standard sex. Though I think the question is more just alluding to if you do anything that is particularly kinky (regardless of whether the whole EXPERIENCE was a vanilla/boring one or not). I guess standard penis-in-vagina sex that one is really into (like it's gettin' hot and heavy up in here), is still vanilla, it's just a really good tasting vanilla lol. So I probably should have answered a bit more strongly on that question, but I still chose the 2nd most accurate answer so it wouldn't have affected much. Affection: Hedonism > Affection (69-31) nice. I definitely think affection should be a good little bit higher than hedonism here. I think this is because I was fine with one-night-stands and stuff. But that doesn't mean I value hedonism over affection within a relationship, for example. I also disagreed with the notion of sex just being about affection, but that doesn't mean I therefore think it's just about hedonism. It's generally a mix.

[@fawkesthedreg]

cool answers ! :))