"I Don't Even Believe You Two are Step-Siblings!" The Corn Rant 🌽

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[@testoftempest]

This video was fun to try and get monetized. 🌽

[@M3G4FR34K]

The fact that you even tried is what we value about you (and Vaush... Literally, likely)

[@showtheshow3397]

Amen tempest. Amen.

[@TMKing_MS]

Please tell me it worked. I'm rooting for you. @Tempest

[@doctorm_888]

Is your pfp a chiss?

[@fizzzycat4389]

I got an ad so bravo dude lol

[@diegomo1413]

Leftist: Conservative: you’re not a real man 😤 Leftist: you’re right, I’m actually a woman, a trans woman Conservatives:……….never mind, you’re a man

[@neetpride5919]

I'm a militant conservative, but... well played, friend.

[@gordonstrong5232]

Now that was genuinely very funny, 10/10

[@kogasoldier9379]

Yeah. Their circular logic definitely makes it easy to clown on them.

[@lamb6549]

Leftist: i'm a trans woman Conservative: You're not a real woman, you're a man, you were born with a penis Leftist: You're right, i'm actually a man, watch me opening up about my feelings and using nail polish Conservative: Uh...

[@lamb6549]

@@kogasoldier9379 it's not even circular reasoning, they just hold two positions that can't exist together

[@d-5037]

Corn needs a plot. At least five acres.

[@Cryptogram44]

Underrated comment

[@guerrillagorilla6537]

Kudos, sir. Kudos.

[@michaelfaber9587]

And a prequel lore trilogy

[@eman22017]

I’m no expert on gender, but I’m pretty sure a requirement for being a man is to simply not be Josh Hawley.

[@lanfrancoadreani9212]

To be a male you only Need a peepee, but to be a man, well It changes from culture to culture you Need to kill a Lion with a spear according to the Masai, in the case of Stalin his son only became a man when he electrocuted himself to death in a German lager.

[@JeepnHeel]

Don't get me started on the Kipling test -- shit's hard

[@dynamicworlds1]

Whatever the culture, one of the requirements to be a "man" is to be an adult so....

[@codeinecowboy8607]

I’m a man and I’m not josh Hawley so this checks out

[@Velvetx4cove]

So Ted Cruz can be considered a man? Nah, I can't accept that.

[@fcrw2120]

Oh i love corn! Here are some of my favorite corn facts; -Corn is actually a part of the grass family. -Corn on average has 800 kernals per every 16 rows. -Corn is grown in every part of the world besides antarctica. -Corn has over 3,500 uses in the modern day.

[@davidallamericananarchist9220]

There are thousands and thousands of uses for corn. All of which I'll tell you right now. - Pee Wee's big adventure -

[@Cookberg]

I just watched the full video...I don’t think this was actually about corn

[@jamesbarr8218]

Hawley: the left criticizes all immutable characteristics of masculinity. The left: we don’t like rape Hawley: like I said immutable characteristics of masculinity

[@PlatinumAltaria]

The worst part is that they really do think that all men have an uncontrollable urge to rape. We need to lock these guys up.

[@jpkuremi]

@@PlatinumAltaria And they get so damn defensive if you call out rapists. “Not all men!” But they really mean “not me”, because they only care about themselves. Or “oh so women can’t lie? She could’ve lied!” Even though women tell the truth in over like 90% of all confirmed rape cases. And if you’re a man saying that anything that puts the man in a negative light, you’re a “weak soy boy snowflake” or whatever. There was a viral tiktok a while back where a woman sexually touched a male actor dressed as Gaston at Disneyland. The guy immediately broke character and told her to leave because what she did was disrespectful and inappropriate. I, along with other commenters, agreed with how he handled the situation. A conservative literally said I had “woman thinking” for simply saying that no means no, and that the guy was a beta cuck for not liking the woman’s advances. They’re fucking psychotic.

[@PlatinumAltaria]

@@jpkuremi And the Venn diagram between them and people who respond to stories about teachers molesting their students with "god that kid is so lucky" is a circle.

[@R_AM02]

my favorite "adult video" was one where this girl tries to either read or recite the communist manifesto from memory as the dude railed her, and overtime she just lost the ability to speak and just started mumbling incoherently, so the dude took the book from her and starts reading at the same time he picks up the pace and she just started screaming. I cannot describe to you how fucking funny that was. I could not stop laughing Edit: 2 things - first off, this is the most likes I've gotten on a video, so thank you and I hate you for making it this. and secondly, for anyone looking for the video, it was on P*rnh*b, the girl was a white trans girl with dark hair I believe, the guy was a black cis dude, and I definitely remember her reading the Communist Manifesto. I hope that helps you find it

[@beanieguitarguy4070]

Well now I need to find this. 😂

[@gt-bz7zw]

Praxis in action

[@LimeyLassen]

based

[@R_AM02]

@@beanieguitarguy4070 I actually think it was taken down, but if you find it or need more info let me know

[@ethanhull3209]

How did he take the book from her if she was reciting it from memory 🤔

[@Jaden-Ring]

There are people who act like all feminists won't let them watch straight porn or let them play games then turn a blind eye to people like Shapiro and this guy.

[@tranarchist6335]

The conservative movement is split between the coomers and the anti-coomers, they rarely fight, but when they do, you better bring some popcorn

[@buckobucko3938]

@@tranarchist6335 These anti-coomers are lying to themselves

[@dynamicworlds1]

@@buckobucko3938 more specifically, they hate themselves.

[@PlatinumAltaria]

There is a growing movement of weirdo "anti-porn" people, like they basically think that masturbation is sucking out their vital essence or something.

[@coreyander286]

If you follow the anti-porn movement on the right long enough, you realize it's an anti-semitic thing too. I remember there was that MouthyBuddha guy who did a series on steel-manning (except really just agreeing with) the JQ, and one whole video was all about claiming how the porn industry is run by a certain historically-oppressed ethno-religious minority. As if the Elders sat down in their council and discussed, "How do we destroy our enemy, the white Western man? The answer is having our people start porn studios on the outskirts of Los Angeles. All according to keikaku."

[@pi172]

My favorite cornstars: - Actual Jake - the mayor in LEGO City - the army from the old Bonduelle commercial

[@walexander8378]

Cornpop was a bad dude. He ran with a bunch of bad boys

[@kelloggserial5414]

Hey!

[@maxrebo2466]

The mayor from Lego city is one of the greatest mayors ever and his name is Solomon Fleck.

[@codeinecowboy8607]

You mean Jake, from State Farm?

[@pi172]

@@codeinecowboy8607 No, I mean Actual Jake, just like I said

[@lamb6549]

I think that men aren't "systemically responsible", but men are systemically advantaged by this systemical bias.

[@EdgieAlias]

Historically responsible. Huge difference.

[@lamb6549]

@@EdgieAlias Yeah, that's much more accurate. But not systematically responsible at all

[@TAP7a]

To approach this from another angle: what do you think about the British, Spanish, Portugese, French and Dutch and their colonialism? Not whether it was good or bad, but how much responsibility do you think they have today to change the outcomes we have? Do contemporary Brtits, despite having not committed or voted in favour of (explicit, yes, different conversation) colonialism, have a responsibility to make reparations to colonised nations because they benefitted in their contemporary lives from the wealth extracted from colonised nations by their historic counterparts? I would think that the response to the question of contemporary relations to colonialism is likely to be similar to the response to the question of historic responsibility vs systemic beneficence.

[@babassoonist557]

Me, a transwoman who plays eroge games 4 hours a day: I’m 4 parallel universes ahead of the conservatives

[@venatortheanimefan4526]

Are you a socialist poc too

[@babassoonist557]

@@venatortheanimefan4526 I’m an anarcho-pacifist but I am white so I don’t fill out the entire bingo board, my apologies

[@venatortheanimefan4526]

@@babassoonist557 it's a meme after all so don't feel bad about your heritage.

[@matiaspereyra9392]

c'mon you are behind the schedule! gotta double those numbers

[@TheseUseless]

That seems like a massive waste of time but if it makes you happy and you have the money then I can't criticise you. But maybe you play for the plot. At that point, you're a god in a measly human body, this is simply a vessel you use to spread the message.

[@annaclarafenyo8185]

What Vaush is describing is early 70s pornography. "The Devil In Miss Jones", "Autobiography of a Flea" are two well plotted pornographic films that qualify as actual art cinema IMO.

[@olker]

Caligula. Don’t forget Caligula

[@VMonkies]

@@olker wasn't Caligula like an actual movie until their funding fell through and then they had to resort to the dude who founded Hustler who then made it into a skin flick?

[@RedEyeBlueEye]

I clicked without looking at the title well and now I’m disappointed this isn’t literally about corn

[@eman22017]

I feel bamboozled.

[@pi172]

Same : (

[@maxrebo2466]

Corn is a good food.

[@bongodave13]

@@maxrebo2466 I LOVE some fresh steamed corn on the cob. A little vegan butter, salt and pepper. Or, elote style. Yummy!

[@anmolt3840051]

You need land i.e. a plot to grow corn, obviously

[@TapKim]

The internet is for corn The internet is for corn Why do you think the net was born? Corn, corn, corn

[@Azraelmaximilian]

I'll admit it is a great place to find polenta recipes

[@procrastinator99]

@@Azraelmaximilian Yes, but what do we do A F T E R ??

[@TapKim]

@@procrastinator99 Corn, corn, CORN!

[@Azraelmaximilian]

@@procrastinator99 I think I saw an Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode about that

[@B0K0691]

Avenue Q!

[@garrettchandler1948]

I was always told a man was just a miserable pile of secrets

[@thecrow6687]

Ah, I see But enough talk, have at you

[@robbaldwin2402]

I didn't know what this was in reference to, googled it, and belly-laughed so violently I nearly blew out a lightbulb.

[@Nyanx4]

@@robbaldwin2402 You now know the majesty of Symphony of the Night's ham-fist performances lol

[@Alias_Anybody]

Well, Republicans are a cesspool of hatred and lies.

[@dynamicworlds1]

If there has ever been a better arguement for gender abolition, I haven't heard it.

[@FrankLightheart]

You know how Hollywood makes movies adapted from books all the time? No joke, porn movies should do the same. There are SO MANY comics on the web out there with creative stories, unexpected twists, character development and hardcore fucking. A lot of them might have elaborate sci-fi or fantasy settings, but there's still a good number of realistic, grounded stories to pick from that could easily be adapted with a modest budget.

[@andrescrespo2514]

There is a reason why it is “don’t covet your neighbour’s wife” rather than “don’t covet your neighbour’s husband”

[@PlatinumAltaria]

It's because the author thought women were property. But the bible does also condemn women in Matthew 5.

[@Dreigonix]

YES. This literally is why I read and write lewd fanfics.

[@SVPD-LR-114]

What fandoms?

[@Dreigonix]

@@SVPD-LR-114 Mostly Kingdom Hearts. Sorikai trash over here. >.>

[@Dreigonix]

@Carlos Manuel Pimentel Espinal KZbin clearly doesn’t like me saying what my AO3 is, so eh.

[@Dreigonix]

@Carlos Manuel Pimentel Espinal I got a high-school AU fic with a twist called Crossing Swords. It’s not lewd yet, but eventually it should be. We’ll see if KZbin likes that.

[@empirecrumbles615]

@Carlos Manuel Pimentel Espinal what do the word the mean

[@vans0nhead220]

AO3 is legit fucking amazing - every once in a while you’ll find trash, but most of it is actually pretty good! and if porn isn’t your thing, alright! block the tags, there’s millions of other works

[@henron1282]

AO3?

[@ataraxia1789]

@Henron Archive of our Own aka AO3

[@swanpride]

I agree. It is basically the place where all the good writers go. Granted, there is more slash than gen, but most of the slash fiction isn't even pornographic. Not to mention that there is also a fair collection of stories with trans characters (especially in the Harry Potter fandom there has recently be a surge, basically as a hugh f... you to JKR).

[@lolwhatidk]

vaush has never read real smut books. they go into extreme detail about how the fucking happens lol

[@fromthehills814]

They do but they also take a long ass time to get to it, which is respectable if it wasnt so poorly written most of the time

[@PlatinumAltaria]

"Steel wrapped in velvet"

[@scslre]

"...as he thrust his purple-headed warrior into her quivering mound of love pudding"

[@cysilversoul]

I think the best context for me is knowing the person enjoys doing it.

[@hardlyworking_]

8:25 Vaush describing me listening to his streams

[@coolsteralpha]

"i didn't know videogamedunkey had been inducted into the kong family" lol

[@aphato2770]

His name is Dunkey Rogen

[@SarahRoseCO10]

Conservatives have been maulding about porn and video games for as long as I've been alive, and I'm almost 30

[@SirPerfectful]

No porn and video games would actually mean a step toward fascism because you're taking away jobs and liberties of people of age. But hey, screw beating your meat and Y-Y 360 no scoping your neighbor into submission! I stg these people are so weird.

[@kappathefish7171]

so basically, all porn should take inspiration from gay AO3 smut fanfiction

[@TheGreenOwl273]

yes, exactly 50k word oneshot - 15k of exposition, 30k of smut interlaced with fluff and angst, and then 5k of aftercare. 10/10

[@andrewnovak1390]

Yes

[@AOnAcid]

Exactly. We have enough generic "guy meets girl in mundane situation, then they fuck" porn to last infinite lifetimes, the time of demon/priest AU, hurt/comfort, 4 hours in total, pornographic-cinema is now!

[@eddiepollau4577]

Yup

[@austindrinksfanta]

I agree. I don't even need Oscar worthy stuff but bro it's so much hotter if you really believe the plot😭

[@TheCountOfMommysCrisco]

To Vaush's point, I think this is one of the draws of erotic roleplay in some gaming spaces. When you have a whole digital world, setting, lore, and community around you, and your character is involved in a whole life outside of the current scene, it can give a ton of weight and context to erotic interactions.

[@ash12181987]

I... Dunkey Kong? Actual take: This seems like such a bad idea on Hallway's part. The volume of conservatives online who are super into videogames is pretty great. I don't think you do much ceding that ground by saying it's a fundamentally bad thing to do because it reduces your masculinity. Like lots of vets play games, a WHOLE lot of vets play games. Is that... not masculine, are vets not masculine Josh Hallway?

[@gregvs.theworld451]

On second thought, lets push him to pursue this harder so no conservatives vote for him. Can somebody float by his ear more galaxy brain takes about video games?

[@TheDaltonCashShow]

I love porn with plot. There's that one gay porn movie, "Boy Band". I don't get turned on by this movie, but it is a really great movie.

[@deadcaliph6414]

"Rip the skiiin"

[@yoredeerleader]

Back in the Industrial Age in the rust belt you should have seen the line up at the arcade to play Pong. Standing there with their copies of hustler tossing off into the bushes, the joysticks on pong were caked in jism.

[@SpookyStag2015]

this is why i like fanfiction. it's ALL context. ao3 degens rise up 😤✊

[@catboyhole]

TRUE. properly tagged freak shit. there is something for everyone. he is so wrong about it always having a ton of lead up tho. so many smut fics are like 5k bangers

[@AOnAcid]

@@catboyhole Where else can I find horny content of robots that aren't just human women with monotone voices? All your wildest dreams and more (that would be a pain in the ass for someone to draw,) at your fingertips.

[@catboyhole]

@@AOnAcid WHATS THIS A REFERENCE TO

[@catboyhole]

fic also great for things that would be immoral irl LOL. it lets you explore the taboo subjects

[@AOnAcid]

@@catboyhole Every time there's a robot in a piece of media I look them up on Ao3. I've read about both HAL and Gerty (from Moon) committing some serious medical malpractice.

[@itisnotsosimple]

I'm not going to say that like 95% of hentai isn't extremely problematic with its story telling but there are some genuinely decent story lines in there every now and again that I unironically think would fit with what Vaush is advocating for here.

[@Oliolli3]

Sturgeon's Law. 90% of everything is garbage.

[@Azraelmaximilian]

Even then I think there's room to explore problematic issues in media depending on how you do it, like making it fantastical enough that you have to suspend your disbelief (1) to watch it or making it horrifying enough that it's clear that you're exploring it seriously (2). The real problem is when it's presented as valid and normative in a realistic context (3). An example of (1) would be the torture scenes in Vento Aureo or Stardust Crusaders, an example of (2) would be the hobbling scene in Misery or , and an example of (3) would be the torture scenes in 24 or in

[@itisnotsosimple]

@@Azraelmaximilian what the fuck are you even saying?

[@Cryabtit829]

teen love/Josei manga is good for this

[@emilchan5379]

True. I have seen some hentai with really good stories that genuinely left me feeling for the characters.

[@Cmplexrincc]

Amen to the chatter in the last 3 seconds of the video that managed to shout out "10 HOURS CARAMELDANSEN". They were the real voice of reason in this discussion!

[@trashrabbit69]

Josh is probably compensating for being rejected from the newest politics-themed Sean Cody set, "The Buck Stops Here, A Foot Deep In My Ass"

[@craniumssuperburger7749]

What is it with people against porn being miserably intolerant of anything fun ever?

[@walexander8378]

Are you saying neckties aren't fun?

[@PlatinumAltaria]

Some people feel a sense of shame for being happy. It's in a lot of religions that worldly pleasure is evil, which can coincidentally be solved by giving all your money to the church.

[@AOnAcid]

@@walexander8378 If they're worn by people in porn, then yes.

[@Romanticoutlaw]

they might be a little more easygoing if they'd just get that post-nut clarity every once in a while

[@lunasperidot8760]

There's a Korean manwha I read called sex exercise and it's unironically great. Every time it update I'm there because I'm unironically invested in the relationships between the characters. Plus the art is gorgeous

[@seltzerpolicedroid6666]

You are a diamond in pile of coal.

[@SirThinks2Much]

Webcomics are a great medium for this. Sunstone (BDSM slice of life) and Alfie (fantasy) are some more good titles

[@walexander8378]

3:21 it's called edging and I do it on purpose. Don't cry for me

[@FratFerno]

One of my favorite parts of Tuca and Bertie was Bertie watching an entire fancy British soap opera to get turned on.

[@yan_dj]

This reminded me of that one 🌽video of step siblings on a couch just talking for 50 minutes, then one confesses their love and it goes from there, I can't find it anymore

[@NickTheGreatAndPowerful]

I know the one you're talking about, and that woman deserved an Oscar.

[@beanieguitarguy4070]

Well now I need to find it.

[@NickTheGreatAndPowerful]

@Carlos Manuel Pimentel Espinal The one OP described.

[@NickTheGreatAndPowerful]

@Carlos Manuel Pimentel Espinal Nope

[@SynFenix]

“Women, it’s your time to rise” I’m doing my part!

[@SEmme-ov6yy]

Rise lol

[@carlogaytan7010]

I am proud to say I dont know the girl, there is hope for me

[@szzrhn]

Normie coomer moment!💪💪

[@farminstoltzfus]

Girl in the thumbnail? Mischa Brooks 😔 imma degenerate coomer

[@Beowulf_DW]

Oh, I thought that was Angela White.

[@miri8851]

Lol I know verrrrry few porn actors names why do people know them I wonder

[@moustachio05]

@@Beowulf_DW how? They Look completely different

[@memesxy95]

When he asked "what is a man?" I thought Vowsh would say "a miserable pile of secrets"

[@PlatinumAltaria]

Vaush (from behind you): "But enough talk..."

[@darryljack6612]

Wait a minute... This isnt CornHub

[@ziggyhfx8202]

I'll be 100% honest. I just woke up and it took me more than ten minutes to realize this wasn't actually about corn...

[@davitdavid7165]

The chad moment is to go on h word sites sites to look for cute art and shitposts.

[@PancakemonsterFO4]

6:00 “...partly because jobs have dried up..“ Just like Josh Hawley's wife, HA!

[@PhyreI3ird]

I've been saying this shit for years!! This is why independent corn artists are the best. So many of them put in emotional content and character into the scenes and comics they draw. Unfortunately almost none of it gets animated but even with the limitation of stills/comics, it's WAY better than the alternatives imo

[@Josep_Hernandez_Lujan]

Ah yes, the latest video game craze; Donkey Kong

[@dubspool]

It’s Dunkey Kong. *reeeeeeee*

[@NautilusXO]

Vaush's porn fantasies are beginning to be realized in porn games, and some recent ones in development are getting really good actually. He should play a few, he'd def remember their names at least.

[@lindenstromberg6859]

A 1980s stereotype is being taken seriously arguing against strawmen. They're even talking about Dunkie Kong.

[@russellward4624]

I think Vaush missed his ridiculous definition of man. He started arguing a man is a married person with kids thats financially responsible. So basically any action that isn't making kids or working to earn money isn't manly.

[@TheBlarggle]

So, there is a site that does engage in heavily eroticized moments(plot, atmosphere, story, etc.) and while they specialize in some of more "unique" areas of fetishes(futa, inc_st, mind-control, inflation), they have a ton of "standard" stuff too. (M i s s a X, if you're curious. But, all together as one word. The spaces are an attempt to bypass the auto-censor.)

[@procrastinator99]

It is a truly bizarre experience seeing that name outside of the contexts I'm used to seeing it.....

[@AOnAcid]

No pegging category. Cringe, unbased, and beta.

[@filipmaly6603]

Sir I do not have time for plot. I need those 3 - 5 min to get finished and get back to the videogames. I am busy man God dammit!

[@shawnhenderson2091]

Speaking as a disabled veteran living on a pension, I have hobbies I do throughout the day, but in my extensive time alone at home while my wife is at work, I play video games and yes, even watch the occasional porn, and according to Josh and the Republicans in general, I am not a man. Glad we got people like Josh who can tell people like me, who spent years in the military, that we aren't really men. Get bent Josh.

[@sacrilegioussasquatch]

They can't even settle on what a man is.

[@shawnhenderson2091]

@@sacrilegioussasquatch The right wing insists there are only two genders and then spend every other second on the subject talking about how manly or feminine people are, aka as a spectrum. They just make it up as they go along and pretend they're the ones being scientific. Plus they insist they're not being sexist at all whenever they very obviously imply feminine traits are inherently bad. And imply that being able to do everyday tasks is purely masculine. They're idiots.

[@will_from_pa]

So.... I had my first day off in like two weeks and I got bored and decided to look for the thumbnail for the video. I’m happy (I guess?) to report that I did in fact find it. Mischa Brooks Bill Bailey Art Party. Enjoy coomers :) Also fun (not really) fact: the guy in the video actually passed away in 2019 after falling from a hotel room after a drinking binge :(

[@PrismGenesis]

This may be the most based take vaush has ever had

[@ixiladams4275]

What if I have a full time job and many hobbies that keep me busy, a dog and a girlfriend I have been with for a long time (say 8 years)… but I still like to watch pr0n sometimes before bed? Am I still idle and unmanly and driving down the nation?

[@Romanticoutlaw]

according to conservatives, the correct manly thing to do would be to bargain with your girlfriend (well, after wifing her, they couldn't abide unmarried cohabitation) for bjs after you earn enough good boy points by doing housework. And then you give up on it a week in and just resolve to live with blue balls. The true American Way

[@ixiladams4275]

@@Romanticoutlaw Ah the fabled intellectual. Thank you 🙏 excuse me while I put gas in my lawn mower. Actually, I’ll get the scissors and do it by hand, for I am a real man and the only interpretation of a man. Hustle. Grind. 😤

[@yeehaw4135]

"A man is someone who takes responsibility" tell that to mr birling

[@jessicat4047]

so youre telling me vaush wants my fav 1000 page hp bdsm smut fanfic adapted into a feature length film? bro i already went to the work to print this shit out and make it into a book

[@LordDesolator777]

Captioned pictures. Most captioned pictures have a way better plot then most videos.

[@nickmccabe2327]

Josh kissing looks like what happens when grandma tells her 8-year-old grandson to kiss his cousin

[@mielipuolisiili7240]

Sweet home Alabama

[@sugarysweet07]

I'm getting "Boku no Sexual Harassment" flashbacks from the title and video image.

[@uncomfortabletruth5915]

The best porn makes you believe it’s real and there are several qualities to this. One is you want different angles but not a panning camera. You don’t want it to look like there is a third party there. Second is the lack of realism in pornography, as Vaush already pointed out. Being a perv I could make some awesome porn but it’s kind of exploitative so Ian in conflict With my own amorous nature.

[@PreciousIvy]

I wish all the good bl mangas I read adapted to anime... Those mangas are usually around 5 chapters long for context, you have some good corn around the middle, then it ends with happily ever after. The only downside for me is that, if it were reality I would literally stop consuming any other type of media...

[@dannysdungareedanceoff8481]

Sometimes you'll see those videos where the plot isn't really relevant but you don't even care because they're so hype almost... passionate maybe

[@Ri-Val]

I can imagine this, I mean like that scene from VPD when Damon and Elena get together. But it isn't a heavily suggestive sex scene, it is explicitly sex meant to titillate.

[@BLooDCoMPleX]

What he's describing is basically a Tinto Brass movie.

[@eliaullerichs5511]

Vaush has never been more correct in his carrier

[@InTheLight5292]

6:00 Have jobs dried up?! I know we have a lot of unemployed people but the jobs are definitely there. They’re just not paying living wages 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@blackmage1276]

I once actually watched a pH video that was EXTREMELY well acted. The premise is that the daughter wakes up to find her dad digging something in the garden. And the next day she finds that her mom disappeared. It was so dark and well acted let me tell you it did not make it hotter...

[@johnsnow5968]

Hey guys remember when in the 1950s the employment rate was 50% and it was the best most productive generation ever

[@jamesbarr8218]

I think Josh Hawley just unironically said that systemic inequality is crap, but also that pornography is systemically injuring all men

[@beholdbrandon]

D U N K Y K O N G

[@ApolloCalrissian]

*Mischa Brooks in the thumbnail* You’re welcome.

[@Thunder-Chief]

"You know, that's bad for the paper tray."

[@thedarkone246]

I thought a man was a miserable pile of secrets?!

[@squili]

as a woman, i will do my part in taking up the porn consumption

[@DarthAlphaTheGreat]

Ironically there is a Evangelion parody hentai that’s exactly what Vaush is asking for…except for the fact it’s hentai. Though I don’t think it did Evangelion Justice.

[@geckomaster1144]

It’s very funny how out of touch that Donkey Kong comment is, but he got me on that one, I do be playing Donkey Kong

[@isaacprete6786]

i love how he didn't even mention pornhub, but the interviewer instantly mentioned it afterwards 2:42

[@adaydreamhd]

2:00 - 2:32 omg finally a lad that understands me. keep pushing brother. or should i say... keep pushing bruhh

[@jessemiller4953]

okay i was giggling but when my boy said "proper literary development" i literally fucking choked on my water lmaoooooo

[@jessemiller4953]

ah my favorite game, dunkey kung

[@Wedneswere]

“Corn cobs are eaten horizontally,” quoth Donkey Kong.

[@user-lp7qo9cl8w]

"Leave this in the segment" Hahahahaha!

[@mackal]

There was like 4 episodes of Naruto back to back of Naruto, Sakura, and a Dog jumping through a forest that was just the same scene each time.

[@endlessxaura]

Conservatives: "Joblessness is a personal failing. Also conservatives: "Liberal policies caused joblessness." Pick one, my dude.

[@lukestange]

now this is the most important discourse

[@alexandriap.3285]

Someone needs to do a meme where they count all the times Vaush says 'okay'

[@TikiShades]

i've been telling ActualJake this for years

[@johnnysocket76]

I love when people day dunkey instead of donkey lmao

[@yoredeerleader]

Basically Vaush’s brilliant idea for porn is what Dirk Diggler came up with in Boogie Nights for his character porn spy Brock Landers in his jeans suit. Talk about remembering the characters’ names. “Where the fuck is Ringo?” Is literally Brock Landers’ catch phrase.

[@smithblack5945]

Vaush does know that PureTaboo exists, right?

[@stephennootens916]

Right! That is a great series.

[@fromthehills814]

I agree with literally every single point made in this video. Great Vaush mr.vid!

[@catboyhole]

we can't keep talking about this im trying to participate in NNN

[@Romanticoutlaw]

...shit it's november ..well shit. Too late now lmao

[@ZealothPL]

Dude, this guy looks like swirlie receiver extraordinaire, the hell is he talking about...

[@AnarchyIsLove]

15:04 Saw was like that. Just one spot for minutes on end.

[@yunix2396]

Lefties should focus on the anti gamer stance of Josh Hawley so we can garner support from normie gamers. Really lean in and drum up imagery of Jack Thompson and make those comparison's between right wing ideology and suppression of art. Let use that to an advantage.

[@matiaspereyra9392]

8:45 I feel like vaush gets me, "stright to bussiness" pron is so much worse, yes what he described is a higher standard of what i'm about to say but sometimes the video starts and they are already doing it and I think I can count with one hand the amount of times I didn't click off, the ones he described mockingly already do so much of a better job than the ones that are absolutly devoid of any context

[@Isaac-vq9gw]

There's an important conversation about rightoid hypocrisy in here but I'm stuck on the fact Voosh said Xander Corvus was in chat earlier