Takis is Dead to Me

It hurts me so much to say that Takis is dead to me... the pain is seriously intense.
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[@FordsBiggestFan]

Takis should contact him and say "We'll sponsor you on one condition: Eat the Takis correctly." 😂😂😂

[@trippymom8167]

DONT BREAK THE CHAIN!

[@isaiahbatcher9153]

What do you mean "correctly", is that not the proper way?

[@GaryTurbo]

Chewing it and swallowing it, it's not like he's going to get fat

[@vaughneudy3003]

Lmao, that's why I couldn't finish his last takis video. He was poking my OCD bear so hard

[@masoonn-7133]

Lol

[@Mogi.]

Truly disgusting, that “Takis” would do this horrible thing.

[@tweakinclips9261]

stop, no, please, that’s done

[@pikayt4261]

😔✊

[@isyaboyegg]

Please- Please no ;-;

[@thatperson9478]

this format will never die

[@andrewlu9931]

What's up checkmark

[@shadonovic]

Alternate title: 20 minutes and 25 seconds of Markiplier answering his own question about why companies don't sponsor him

[@TacoTomz]

Glad to see I'm not the only one, this far behind on the videos😂

[@jamesp9907]

Don't you mean another 20 minutes

[@shadonovic]

@@jamesp9907 That too

[@IDontLikeHandIes]

I havent seen Markiplier getting sponsored, I think he just dislikes having sponsors in his video, he does earn alot on youtube alone

[@ryce7236]

Its actually 26 seconds

[@adenolinger8892]

You know he’s really in pain when he no longer rips the bags open like he’s performing a C-section

[@hash4975]

what kind of c sections have you been preforming 😰

[@PatrickZysk]

Remember kids, if someone offers you a brightly colored bag of powder, just say no. You could end up like Markiplier.

[@jasonkhangle]

Nah, it’s a combination of real emotions and cocaine.

[@spectreghostly]

ya ruininin it

[@Wysp1fy]

bruhhh

[@OneRandomMicrowave]

uhhhhh

[@huntexz]

Um do u mean coke

[@jenf.8011]

I’m so late to this, but I feel like this whole video is literally just Mark flexing that he learned how to cry at will when he was acting in Canada. 😂

[@jenf.8011]

Also, I’m truly sorry that I broke the ‘truly disgusting, that “Takis” would do this horrible thing’ chain. Don’t hate me, commenters of KZbin. I make mistakes. I’m only human, after all.

[@jakeb.7997]

@@jenf.8011 it is quite alright. Mistakes are what make us human. We are only human ^^

[@jenf.8011]

@@jakeb.7997 Why thank you, gracious person! I feel much better, already. ;)

[@jakeb.7997]

@@jenf.8011 making people smile is something I do well. Keep that chin up my friend :3

[@jenf.8011]

@@jakeb.7997 Haha, aww. Thanks, friend. Right back at you! :)

[@MorganTheGorgon]

as someone who hasn’t watched markiplier regularly in like 7 years these sponsorship videos are both very confusing yet somehow very entertaining

[@carminewhite8786]

Hah yeah man

[@dvrk3698]

Thats the thing. None of these were sponsored videos. These were markiplier TRYING to get sponsored

[@joshualucero9249]

@ihonestlythinkthatthismaybethelongestnamethereis after seeing the way he “eats” the chips he should suffer

[@DudeGunman]

Have you rejoined our Cult of MARK

[@somecollegekid4425]

I’m not the least bit surprised anymore, this guy the most random s**t and it’s giving ADHD the BEST NAME EVER

[@Conqueror420]

“Doritos dinamitas are the treat that cant be beatamitas and im gonna beat my meat to this” -markiplier 2021

[@omermohammed5092]

👏

[@HappyJigsawPuzzle-hb6mj]

🥵 😊

[@Erin-if2xb]

Mark: “I’m not that emotional” also Mark: *Starts video off with crying because takis sponsored someone else*

[@zageri]

Delete this

[@soapmakers0]

Truly disgusting that “Takis” would do such a horrible thing.

[@MegaBomber27]

Why you gotta be like this

[@Wysp1fy]

lolololololol

[@Erin-if2xb]

@@camelsoup02 so? Lmao

[@V1G1LANTEK9]

mark: is it cuz I dont dye my hair anymore? mark: sucks chip then spits it out uhh I dont think thats the issue mark

[@DarkSolidity]

He could totally have edited out the spitting the chip out part and probably got the sponsorship. But as Mark said himself “he’s well, crazy” lol

[@samuraiguy107]

Maybe if he dyes his hair with Takis powder XD

[@foxertttt5358]

Did you just say mark sucks his chips

[@cosmeotic8722]

@@foxertttt5358 unfortunately… then he proceeds to throw the tortilla chip away

[@haplunk]

😔😔

[@ironwoman3592]

Amy, impossibly gentle: “do you wanna try the chip?” Mark: “why would i do that?” (We all know this is why you dont get sponsors, mark XD)

[@hannahraves]

im so obsessed with amy. she adds so much to this video "Do you want the takis for comparison?" "no!" "do you remember?" like what a queen honestly

[@cloudjelly97]

EXACTLY the markiplier channel would not be what it is today without amy 🛐

[@pebblerockson]

@@cloudjelly97 yes it would...are ya dumb...?

[@cloudjelly97]

@@pebblerockson are you serious right now 💀

[@pebblerockson]

@@cloudjelly97 100% serious right now 💀

[@cloudjelly97]

@@pebblerockson i could've sworn this comment thread was 2 months ago

[@zanemcewen1343]

This comment section has absolutely cemented the idea in my mind that Markiplier could absolutely become a cult leader at any moment

[@creatorofwatchingexe58]

;-;

[@MrEyes-xh4bb]

funny thing is that comment came from an entirely different community on yt that is in no way related to markiplier

[@Wysp1fy]

yeah

[@iamafuckingfailure]

You think he isnt?

[@nyxwolf2759]

I mean who says he isn't already? The only difference between Mark's fan base and a cult is the fact that mark isn't preaching a religion to us. His charisma just inspires our undying loyalty to him like a cult.

[@icysoulgaming421]

If Markiplier had a P.O. box, I would buy a bunch of bags of takis, eat the chips, and save the excess dust, then fill a large ziploc bag with it and send it to him. I only hope the bag doesn't look like a bag of coccaine in the x-ray machines

[@futuristicbus61]

Mark puts more emotion into food review then other KZbinrs put into their apology videos.

[@thissitesucks905]

ooooooooooooooh, this is a hot one and VERY true

[@futuristicbus61]

@@thissitesucks905 indeed it is lol

[@shrimpwater]

there are actually recipes out there to recreate the takis powder, if you're ever interested in doing it mark. i think the closest one is where you use lemon lime koolaid powder, chili powder, salt and habanero powder

[@gunmunz]

Don't tell him that. Now there will be just an ever growing line of red-orange dust under his nose.

[@nyxwolf2759]

You my good sir are a god send

[@washingmachine1228]

You are good man I swear I have seen that pfp before

[@elusivegamergirl]

You need to know the correct amounts of each component for it, but if you just want to make your own, then I suppose, season to your own personal taste preferences (?) 0.o

[@shrimpwater]

coming back here to say there's a really good off-brand takis line called Fieras, they're found at the Dollar Store and theyre p much the same in my opinion. almost every bag has a TON of powder, and dare i say they're spicier than takis. im actually eating a bag as i revisit this video, and while my bag is a bit stale (bc i bought it last week), the spice is still there if not amplified. im in tears bc of how spicy it is and it's AWESOME

[@DrknssRules1]

I'm partially convinced Mark eats all his food like this. Like he just sucks on a steak or something.

[@angel-zo4lp]

bahahhah this makes so much sense 😂🤣

[@MrKingfisher]

After Distractible we actually know he unhinges his jaw and snakes all food down without chewing.

[@ericlamb4501]

Turns out you really aren't far off from the truth

[@jaidwisp1002]

Like how Marceline in Adventure Time sucks the colour red out of objects and leaves them as a shell

[@nicholasdemaio3827]

@@MrKingfisherswallows apples whole

[@AlexDaveDoesNotSlay]

The fact that Amy stood there practically the whole time watching him spit out tortilla chips is crazy😂

[@Solumd]

4:06, the way she just says ok sounds so motherly, it's so wholesome even tho they were probably trying really hard no to laugh.

[@MingChilling-]

the way he eats these should be a war crime

[@scoopy4963]

exactly

[@Wrench42069]

YES EXACTLY The Should Be Bitten

[@erikthealien]

It's just the way he "ate" the Cheetos everything else is something i would do i just eat the shell after

[@JNJNRobin1337]

your supposed to use them like straws

[@a_gacha_named_lila8826]

@@erikthealien THE SHELL?!?!

[@xx_maroulhs_xx9857]

I think that mark doesn’t get a sponsor bc the companies are afraid of him 😂😂

[@Letsyonfn]

lmao fr

[@justalazer7485]

He “eats” spicy chips like that who wouldn’t be afraid

[@co5micwaffle742]

Mark: "Am I just not advertiser friendly enough?" Also Mark: "I WILL SAY TERRIBLE THINGS ABOUT YOU UNLESS YOU SPONSOR ME!"

[@Wrench42069]

Probably 😂

[@heidyliesaofficial]

And this was happened Mark become a Sponsorplier.

[@_cosmix_]

Mark: Nearly Never cried Also our Mark: Cries beacuse of a chips Mark: Gets a new sponsor :D Also Mark: Depression

[@carrie1390]

I bet Amy is so glad she never has to watch Mark eat Takis like that ever again.

[@ldog378]

Lol

[@gamerofgames01]

Markiplier makes me want to start a business where I sell spicy powder with nothing but a single dip chip.

[@SharkSnoot]

@@eurovianmutt lol a spicy fun dip would be amazing

[@jordancroskrey849]

duuuuude. ok yall hear me out......... different flavored powders....... but with like a complimentary flavor of a meat stick or jerky.

[@altima1515]

@@jordancroskrey849 your genius

[@Dilaudid281]

@@jordancroskrey849 take all my money

[@raistlinmajere7149]

@@jordancroskrey849 dude you would make a killing with that

[@silentchips1379]

Can we take a moment to appreciate the editing on him opening the bag of chips at 15:45

[@K1NG0FW0LV35]

Amy: wanna try the chip? Mark: why would I do that? he knows what he's doing... he knows.... its all part of his master plan.....

[@WJ88-]

Mark really got disgraced by takis, dell monte, green giant, and sour patch kids

[@Sacabambaspis.]

The forbidden name!

[@Nfsplayer2010]

He put Bennett foddy in the list

[@DazzlingPotatoes]

And poptarts

[@HandiDandiBrandi]

Danny Gonzales: "I love takis" Markiplier the same day: "Takis is dead to me"

[@avalaverty4866]

XD im glad someone else saw that too

[@allisonnewman6958]

WAIT SAME I SAW THAT

[@mfloth]

Who is that?

[@avalaverty4866]

@@mfloth another KZbinr he does commentary stuff. He's also hilarious

[@claranadine1086]

I noticed that too 😂

[@lorekeepermeerah]

Lixian's editing was top notch in this, and Amy was so precious in this too XD amazing video

[@bearrzz]

I love Amy. Emotional support is what he needed during that tough tough time.

[@Prismatic_Pixie]

The fact that Mark starts losing it at "PeaTos" is the best thing ever. I'm in tears. 😂😂

[@axstorm2191]

WHO TF NAMED IT THAT.

[@r.e.m.02]

@@axstorm2191 a "peato"

[@eiji862]

I don’t know what’s more disgusting, the betrayal or the way Mark “eats” Takis

[@greasypizza7541]

or any chip for that matter

[@Klarpimier]

What's more disgusting is that "Takis" would do this horrible thing

[@lgpf8346]

I can just imagine the "but takis are seriously intense" but with mark slurping the taki and then spitting it out.

[@kickthysole3724]

Mythical Kitchen made Takis powder specifically for Markiplier's expressed need and I find that to be beautiful

[@salamander8736]

Every time i see him spit out the chip i feel an immense amount of anger rising from within me

[@JingleShoes]

I just wince and cringe :')

[@Aurelion_Sol163]

It makes me laugh actually I'm a chipp fan but I still laugh at this entertainer

[@lala170623]

i just cry tears of blood

[@bluSplatKid]

​@@lala170623So eyes basically turn into women?

[@joshdelany5189]

This was actually marks hardest “try not to laugh” video of all time.

[@Howard_T_Duck]

Mark constantly relapsing into sadness upon remembering takis is so good and is a real part of trying to cheer up but failing

[@raymond9202]

You know it's bad when mark himself is in the depression hoodie. Truly disgusting, that “Takis” would do this horrible thing.

[@kakalotoozaru]

"There's no powder, where's the powder"? Well Mark, maybe they didn't think anyone would be psychopathic enough to not eat the product itself XD

[@user-jk3yy8fy6d]

Honestly, that was such an interesting experiment! I looked at Marky and watched how he's crying and I thought "I wanna learn it how is he doing that?" And I stand in front of mirror and start talking with myself and eventually I did it ! Holly crap, real tears(not salty for some reason), naturally red eyes, I am even a bit proud of myself

[@scopin4778]

The way he opens the bag is more depressing than no one sponsoring him

[@loganspranger9246]

I'm fine with how he eats Takis. However, as a Marylander I must say that if he ever treats crabs like this I will be unsure whether to applaud the feat or send him to Poseidon.

[@JirachisWish]

the shell not powdery enough lol

[@watermelongames7169]

I like mark's videos, but if he does, just throw him at Poseidon. I am NOT from Maryland by the way.

[@Naokarma]

@@watermelongames7169 Maryland never had anything to do with crabs anyways.

[@CJtheentity]

I always assumed you people just ate Old Bay on its own

[@fangirlandproud6442]

I feel like I just watched a whole 10 part drama series in one 20 minute video

[@ajbudgie]

Man. Mark seems to take these break-ups hard.

[@Echooooooo.]

Taki's: [Exists] Markiplier: "And I took that personally"

[@declanhogg2904]

The first normal comment I’ve seen on this video

[@StirlingSilver]

Truly disgusting, that “Takis” would do this horrible thing.

[@marcellofunhouse1234]

@@StirlingSilver and you ruined it

[@axstorm2191]

BWHAHAHAHA.

[@SharkSnoot]

All jokes aside Mark could easily sell any product in a commercial with how he attempts to sell each brand in this video

[@trololoev]

if he just stop spitting chips.

[@heromadenotfamous]

„I'm hurt.” famous last words.

[@heromadenotfamous]

@Heromade Im hurt :(

[@jenniflower6569]

"Can I have the bag? 🥺😢😢" Why did that remind me of my little cousin going "can I get this? 🥺🥺🥺" everytime she follows me into the store 💀💀💀

[@dakotaharrington2643]

Truly disgusting, that “Takis” would do such a horrible thing.

[@pluto2351]

Why are all the comments like that

[@Crosby90909]

@@pluto2351 i think exactly the same

[@msnbesttrioeverthanksmessi6310]

@Nicholas Gambino idk either but maybe watch the vid

[@sea1508]

@@pluto2351 i think some of these commentators have watched “I am so confused” by jschlattLIVE

[@msnbesttrioeverthanksmessi6310]

@Nicholas Gambino oh. k

[@tsumugishirogane8054]

Gotta love how mark leaves the chip carcasses on the piece of paper after inhaling the powder off of them-😭✋

[@boiiiiii4607]

7:55 mark "you dont eat the plate" YES I DO

[@rosetea5899]

Amy gently consoling Mark after Takis betrayed him is something that is just so... something

[@plague4661]

Taki's are seriously intense [fucking dies]

[@laughy7158]

lol

[@The_Biologist27]

Lol

[@nightcordat25enjoyer]

cream of wheat

[@HupaOfficial]

Here before this gets 1k likes

[@quinn4619]

lmaooo

[@SuccMunkey]

Mark needs to do this series with every single brand ever conceived. From Charmine toilet paper to an insanely niche indie game

[@jimmydean7219]

Markiplier really out here making more emotionally driven content about junk food sponsorships then all of Hollywood Combined can manage with actual movies etc these days. I’m sure you hear this all the time Mark, but you’re very talented.

[@MaxSpencerNash]

There are 5 stages of grief : denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance

[@KingLusterKole]

17:52 oh my god the face.... i'm laughing but also my heart hurts

[@BuIIy_Maguire]

Truly disgusting that “Takis” would do this horrible thing.

[@kennedy.dabrowiak]

Who's gonna tell him that you can get just the powder on amazon-

[@tergartcunninghan2013]

“[Redacted]”? Oh mark, you are sticking to that joke better than I stuck to the last two years of life. And I love it. Never Forgetti, the weird Spaghetti. Let us now dance…

[@unoanus]

NO. THATS ILLEGAL. BAD. we don't do *that* dance.

[@Slayzzalldayzz]

''I cant even look at you'' *GIVES IT A DEADLY STARE*

[@corbinthepieguy0249]

I love these so much. I love that Amy goes along with the bit too

These videos literally never get old

[@jfdiamond652]

@@123vroom i think its a bot

[@Emily.43.60]

If I didn’t look at the title of this video and if you told me that this is a KZbin apology when I’ve only watched a few seconds of this video, I would’ve believed you.

[@LPhooligan]

Truly disgusting that, “Takis” would do this horrible thing.

[@syco9154]

Comment steal, or spam?

[@Nuna101]

@@syco9154 Spam

[@mikelbarr]

@@Nuna101 It's an inside jokeeeee!

[@Nuna101]

@@mikelbarr ik

[@adamlury6443]

@@syco9154 I'm not to sure if its spam I've only seen this comment 80,000 times maybe if it was at 100,000 comments of this I'd consider it spam

[@dancerx411]

Im sorry but the fact that Bennett Foddy is on the list at 2:45 is HILAARIOUSS

[@Digotol]

The “fun dip” idea is actually a good one

[@Hicox_Family]

Poor Mark, all he wanted was a Taki sponsorship :((

[@arionrussum6653]

Markiplier: Why wasn't it me? Also Markiplier: *Doesn't eat the fcking chip*

[@TheKingdomofMashups1033]

Me Blevins "Ninja" actually eats them

[@footclancatz]

15:36 his face made me laugh harder than it should have

[@mariomaster973]

“Gaming is intense, but takis are seriously intense” -Ninja

[@Phantomjay09]

I'm picturing matpats character from heist saying "you have to separate the powder from the chip!

[@jorgensentylor16]

"That's the problem, I remember." I felt that.

[@mommakitdoesstuff]

Truly disgusting, that “Takis” would die such a horrible thing.

[@sofiaromano1002]

Doritos was made before Takis in 1969 Takis were made in 1999 and Cheetos were made in 1948

[@cetosadistic4998]

i feel like im a spectator at the therapists office and amy is the therapist about his traumatic experience with takis

[@cosmickitty3457]

Poor Amy during all of this. Props to her for putting up with all of Mark's nonsense during the video. 😆

[@urinetrouble0543]

this comment just goes to show that nobody actually knows how good relationships work

[@FuryousD]

this right here is an underrated comment

[@xxvipermanxx4696]

@@urinetrouble0543 sob

[@urinetrouble0543]

@@xxvipermanxx4696 lmao

[@Serotonon]

Lmao you don't understand, it's not just the video. He eats them like this OFF-CAMERA too 😭

[@whysoangry9850]

A truly heartbreaking story of someone having to move on from someone they loved hope you get better mark

[@ctheman8180]

Ok, is this how mark eats every freaking chip, because now I just imagine him dipping a tortilla chip in salsa and then just sucking the salt and salsa off the chip before spitting out the tortilla chip

[@Empathicpit6474]

Truly disgusting, that “Takis” wouldn't do this horrible thing.

[@theendlessone3460]

Copier

[@GrimTheDragonLord7]

Truly disgusting, that “Takis” would do this horrible thing.

[@liz-gj1vz]

Truly disgusting that “Takis” would do this horrible thing.

[@EmpressMononoke]

Truly disgusting, that "Takis" would do this horrible thing.

[@freddybro1998]

@@theendlessone3460 that’s the point

[@MisterFoxworth]

I watched this while eating a bag of poorly powdered takis so I completely feel you pain Mark.

[@jownr2523]

the funniest part about this is that the sponsorships are specific flavors of products that brands makes instead of the actual brands

[@mildlypsychotic2634]

Mark eating chips is the most neurodivergent thing I've seen. I also get weird looks when I lick all the flavor off chips

[@lolosh99]

I don’t think someone that “eats” Doritos like that deserves sponsorships.

[@Harry-xs1dd]

This video is sad enough to make a grown ass man cry

[@UncleHornieAUS]

I find it funny that the most replayed part is actually people skipping the mopey intro

[@Down-in-TheDumps]

“Maybe we should, stop the video” Fast forwards 10s “NO WAIT LETS CONTINUE”

[@The_Top_Gun.]

Mark I know the last time you played one shot was like five years ago, but Niko is still stuck in the tower and there’s a third ending to let niko get back home. Everybody like to free Niko

[@xiaoalexy]

i love it when Amy says something so funny it makes Mark break character

[@BloodDroporOther]

1:56 No matter how many times I watch this the my emotions won't wait it always makes me want to slightly laugh ( Edited 6:36 Is that him trying to act like a child to make her keep it recording?)

[@breadboy8656]

Dang 6 potential sponsors in ONE video, this is how dreams are made

[@lilrick692]

You can get the powder in the Takis lolipop dip "an actual product they sell" I realize I'm a year late but someone might see this.

[@Abagofbricks]

I did

[@adriannngp2012]

this was so hard to watch, i was shaking and crying so loud that i was barely able to hear the video but i felt it.

[@jupiterveloss235]

"Like Charli Dablemis, whatever her name is" LMAO

[@FiyaEmblem93]

Amy, *gently* : do you want to try the chip? Mark: why would I do that?..

[@hummington4530]

Alternative title: Adult man gets sad for takis not sponsoring him

[@alguiendepc238]

i still can't believe that mark doesn't eat the chips when eating "Takis"

[@some_lilo]

I just got one of those taki lollipops and it tasted like the spiciest shit on earth but also like jam while it’s texture was a mix of salad and jelly . I cried.

[@FizzyPepschnee]

Imagine his 18 million dollar sponsorship got lost in the mail.

[@maxxdx4536]

"No one loves you like me" nikocado avocado: are you sure about that?