I "Eat" Every Flavor of Takis

[@kosherkitties5897]

Mark: Compares them to drugs, spits them out, berates factories, points out flaws. Also Mark: For some reason, they just won't sponsor me.

[@smokeygaming3565]

Well they are addictive

[@kaidenkae]

And yet somehow after watching this video, I have developed a taki addiction

[@jessemiller6413]

2:42 Takis probably didn’t sponsor you because of the way you “eat” their chips (Edit) I didn’t expect this comment to get so much attention I just wanna say thanks to everyone and I still love you Mark even with your flaws Taki eating times 1:20 5:04 7:50 (magically appeared) 8:04 11:40 12:16 13:23 (magically appeared) 14:30 16:01 17:34 18:00 18:56 19:25 21:07 23:03 23:42 24:38 26:36 26:47 27:00

[@MrDeath3OOO]

Yeh I think "Shrek's turds" might've sealed the deal lol 17:46

[@chrysanthemum_tea1938]

@@MrDeath3OOO yeah what he said was such an insult :(

[@alexprice8632]

“Chips”

[@maddie6050]

and he also wants to seduce them with his tongue

[@gunslinger5563]

Yeah and maybe the fact that he only liked prob 3 😁

[@redlightningwolf183]

I FULLY believe he really ate that whole bag like that and Lixian just spared us

[@AnonymousBuddha]

Lixian and Nerdfiction edited

[@monsters691]

"Ate"

[@pluto2469]

@@poppaduck4686 they meant he “ate” them and didn’t actually eat them because he sucks on them like a mad lad

[@𫫢]

@@poppaduck4686 Ok How Bout This HUH, Tell Me If You Like This. B)

[@iqceo4276]

@@poppaduck4686 WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT? WHATS A LOWER CASE LETTER?

[@grimthegost5623]

"I did not want money I wanted to be paid in powder," My brain: cocaine? Mark: continues to talk about takis like an addiction.

[@Slimechildinexilelmao]

OH. MY. GOD. Takis are powdered in colored cocane.

[@gumdrop371]

@@Slimechildinexilelmaospicy colored cocaine

[@JeonginsWall]

@@SlimechildinexilelmaoITS JUST SPUCY FLAVORED COCAINE

[@Shamylcastillo]

O-O

[@Brucereactstofood]

​@@Slimechildinexilelmao now i love them even more

[@Arah-i4y]

I think I figured out why Takis wouldn’t sponsor him... “It’s like drugs.” *doesn’t eat all of the takis just the powder* “When i opened the bag, I got depressed.” “Takis actually have a lot of suckability.”

[@kidgonemissing]

Ah hell na, I'm addicted to takis and I think of it as a drug. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm... 🤔🤔🤔

[@EthanMeatan]

@@kidgonemissing first of all what

[@samuelbutton7185]

You forgot, "it looks like Shrek's turds!"

[@Arah-i4y]

@@samuelbutton7185 I didn’t end up watching the whole video lmao 😂. But yet another very good example as to why Takis wouldn’t sponsor him. Pfft

[@celery.0532]

you forgot " (in reference to john cena) He can eat my chips after im done sucking the good stuff off of it"

[@Patterrz]

I now know WAY too much information about Takis

[@littlepig5012]

Hello Mr Patterrz

[@ellielol3058]

OMG HI

[@ronaldstudios2438]

Sup

[@yvg661]

@@MaggotPuppy mommmm

[@leeroyjenkins3391]

I was just thinking that I now know WAY too much information about Mark.

[@bumblebelle6742]

Alternate title: Mark talks about takis and makes hints at a channel that never existed for 27 minutes

[@yahirdoesbadvids]

Bruh momento mori

[@3Piecethegoat]

@@yahirdoesbadvids Unus Annus

[@Bristolandthecamera]

I never thought I would intentionally rewatch a video of markiplier sucking on a bunch of takis again after 2 years

[@jayney7412]

I love how he sounds like a taki junkie and his pupils are the size of pinholes

[@LipoBipo]

Same but the way he eats them still makes the voices louder

[@halfmoon_night]

Same

[@biggarlick6673]

me neither tbh...

[@JECITOunOFFICIAL]

Like fr me too lol

[@amydartez]

Mark: why won’t takis sponsor me? Also mark: only sucks off the spice

[@DavidOrtiz-lp8sh]

I can’t put into words how much this triggered me

[@gamingwithjon9731]

The is true

[@mayathemayar4469]

I've been looking for a comment specifying whether or not you're supposed to **eat** the chip or just suck off the dust, because I am not able to eat Takis

[@mayathemayar4469]

@@StarPichu12 Can't say that I'm surprised, tbh

[@looleas]

@@DavidOrtiz-lp8sh why lol but he needs a pickle

[@cleoedler9375]

Ethan after Unus annus: healthy, taking mental breaks, never better Mark after Unus Annus: this, pop tarts, sour patch, etc. no more stomach

[@pipergrant7903]

"Del Monte is Dead to me"

[@MrRice-mr8sr]

What’s unus annas wink wink it was never even a Chanel wink wink we shouldn’t talk about things that don’t exist WINK WINK!!!

[@MrFujin]

@@MrRice-mr8sr wink wink

[@edwardoandeleletsgo8663]

*wink, wink* never heard of Unus Annus...

[@thats_so_benson8003]

Y'all good? Why are you guys talking abiut something that never exsisted? Electric chair/J

[@tddornPlays]

The way Mark eats Takis is like stepping on a leaf and it not being crunchy.

[@stabbamonroll]

Ive never read such an accurate description

[@chunkypeanutbutter2187]

Lol

[@bootleg2543]

This comment was so good I subscribe

[@kaylibgreen2353]

EXACTLY and I don't even eat those things

[@dangmystic65]

Truth!!!!

[@sweetdreamer1117]

My toxic trait is that this video repulses me but I keep coming back to watch it

[@bdogstudios4848]

Everytime I eat Takis, I come back to this video.

[@chococat10498]

@@bdogstudios4848dedication.

[@sariahsvhs]

REAL

[@JohnTron723]

SAME

[@eggi4443]

god same it's so strange I just have to come back

[@circusclown1503]

“There is nothing weird about the way I eat takis” has the same energy as “I’m not a masochist”

[@jackiec177]

Absolutely

[@Dxrksimp]

This comment needs more attention lmao

[@abbymorrison3097]

Yeah mean, it's a lie?

[@littlemouseofsorts]

o h m y g o d i t d o e s

[@NP.1416]

No, _stronger._

[@groglapin9304]

Marks next video: “I’m in the hospital again”

[@gdcoolkid2213]

@hsjsgs gsjsgs Wow, I like your name. How'd you get it, hsjsgs gsjsgs?

[@RyanM92]

And to follow up is a vid by Alex scolding him again.

[@sem_ghost1807]

Hell yea so true

[@MoonHeroz]

lmao ikr

[@vasko6699]

Mark's next video: Guys, so today I'm here to explain why I took too long to post thi- *vomits* uhg... Video...

[@FlameKB]

The “eat” being in quotes horrified me.

[@ZzDanishzZ]

suck

[@Koi_Swirl]

@@ZzDanishzZ no u

[@MaggotPuppy]

I- I specifically don't like how he DOESN'T chew the chip, and just sucks off the powder-

[@GamerKidFrom95]

@@MaggotPuppy i thought i was the only one. it annoys me so much XD

[@myriahkeays3846]

@@MaggotPuppy right it feels so wasteful 😂 I mean, I lick powder off chips, but then I proceed to eat said chip

[@JadeBenard]

To make homemade taki powder here it is 1tbsp Sugar 1/2tbsp Salt 1/2tbsp Paprika 1/2 tbsp Cayenne powder 1/2tsp Chili's árbol powder 1tsp Citric acid 1/2tsp Turmeric 1/2tsp Red powder MSGGGGGGGGGG (i forgot how much)

[@dyamondX]

Thank god mark never saw this comment, he would've od'd on powder

[@gamermikemain111]

w

[@overthe50-characterlimit95]

msg???

[@ytber.cucumber]

you have saved my life for this recipe

[@rivertdb7159]

what the hell is "red powder"?

[@ryanboucher3779]

Lixian had to watch wet, bare Takis fall out of Mark’s mouth for at least like an hour. I’ve never felt so bad for an editor

[@christiancousineau9662]

Try like, probably three hours.

[@molol_potions5267]

He doesn't get la yes enough for this

[@Sku11yLov3]

And the sounds 😩

[@lordlemmingman]

There are 3 different camera angles, a separate audio channel that has to be synced, and multiple custom assets that were used. Lyxian most likely had to spend at least 4-8 hours having to watch Mark suck on Takis like a disgusting madman.

[@stinkycrustman]

@@lordlemmingman jesus christ

[@cubic6473]

mark is like that crazy uncle that has a conspiracy theory about everything, and each one is strangely interesting.

[@romanlutterotti3158]

True I’ve got an uncle like that

[@hiimpico4322]

I literally just reloaded and now you’ve got over 100 likes what

[@DASRH]

I am that uncle. This is his demo. Crazy uncles and fascinated nephews n nieces.

[@littlehalflight]

I have 3 of these

[@Blastofftheplanet]

@@littlehalflight oh

[@lps-emily]

not the worst thing the mailman has seen coming up his walkway tbh

[@Wolflover377]

Hahaha yes!

[@misxfitx]

nothing quite like that one time he was gagged and recieveing pancakes on a paddle :)

[@swiftierep13]

Lps Emily! Ack, I remember watching you when I was younger. I hope you're doing well! 🛐😩

[@taylora6122]

@@misxfitx that never happened

[@druggoblin9721]

@@taylora6122 it did??

[@Frog_Beanie]

The way mark eats Taki’s is like unwrapping a sweet, throwing it away and eating the wrapper

[@geekyjulia6053]

The person who gifted Mark's first Takis never ever would have able to predict what they started.

[@Pamesahne]

Domino_meme.jpg

[@theswissmiss69]

I feel like Mark coming in contact with Takis is something inevitable... or else the place time continuum would collapse in on itself.

[@Vanessa.V123]

I think the most scary thing is not the way he “eats” takis it’s that he is so obsessed that he has analyzed the top of the bags so many times that he has concluded that there are 3 factors in the U.S.

[@thathyena2949]

Well know the best Takis to get is the ones made in Mexico 👀

[@oliviamccoy3729]

I absolutely love your pfp and username

[@nev2221]

I'm fucking horrified, what hell did I just watch.

[@hoboerenisbestwifuinaot4927]

Your name and pfp is something

[@patriciabradley7676]

*Factorys*t

[@jprofio]

Mark: Can you pay me a sponsorship entirely in powder? Takis: What the actual fuck

[@benecrim1724]

Lmao yea that's probably how it went

[@luckylawnclippings]

Lmao

[@aryanahire2337]

Markiplier: I suck all the dust and spit the rest. Me: Ayo WTF are you doing!? Edit: Holy crap I have over 50 likes

[@sheriffgunshot6332]

This is way to funny

[@WolfQueenLydia]

Maybe they thought he meant the coke xD

[@Tedy0804]

mark: why wont they sponsor me also mark: spits out the guacamole taki and the bufallo taki

[@sofiastj]

Title: 'I "Eat"" Me: "Huh that's a little weird." *Mark spits out Taki* Me: "Oh god."

[@potatonumber200]

Amy: "What, you've never seen him eat Taki's before?" [Deceased #1] "No, never!"

[@gwinnellheald8592]

@@potatonumber200 momento mori 😞

[@starbuckslatte8157]

Oh god oh fuck

[@rosapenaloza8682]

its takis not taki i live in mexico thats why i know (there made in mexico)

[@darkwolfag12]

Viewers from this mysterious channel, totally understand Mark's strange Taki habit.

[@TheRoyalGuardian]

I love how he put quotes around “Eat” in the title so we can’t nag him about not actually eating the Takis

[@WoWGirl6]

I know... not very many people acknowledging the fact that he didn’t actually eat these amazing crunchy corn chips...

[@kingboo6297]

I don’t know what’s more cursed: the way you “eat” takis or the way you open the bag

[@Stennishh]

at least he didn't drop one into a glass of juice again. _...wait, how do I know that_

[@Eudaemoniumm]

@@Stennishh how did you know that..?

[@starrynight365-r3m]

@@Stennishh Lol why does this sound like what Nikocado Avocado would do?

[@isabellight8418]

Theres no way you can decide which one is more cursed

[@isabellight8418]

@@Stennishh hmmmm that's weird how do you know that .____.

[@thetapperhatz_laboratories2574]

The way Mark eats Takis is like ripping the skin off of fried chicken and just leaving the chicken part 💀

[@ssssssgrjibhnmfdxj]

okay but thats actually good, suckling a chip is just evil 💀💀🖐🖐

[@Brucereactstofood]

I actually like the skin and would leave the chicken but if you thought his way is bad I myself suck off the powder, spit out the chip then eat the bare chip

[@ssssssgrjibhnmfdxj]

@@Brucereactstofood i do it too, im just self aware of how weird it is lol

[@JoyOfCreativeService]

Imagine going to the store and seeing some guy buying every single bag of Takis in the entire store, and you look closer and it's Markiplier

[@rebeccadubois9741]

XD

[@haileyh8140]

Omg seriously- I would've died-

[@tipphilips8252]

And then you find out what he did to the takis.....

[@Jaay.508]

I’d be scared

[@Sp00ksOdyssey]

such a waste tbh where he gonna put all those bags and soggy tortilla chips when he’s done 😓😅

[@TeufelHunden927]

Every time I see Mark put a chip in his mouth and I don’t hear a crunch, my soul dies a little.

[@tiuritemple4821]

I actually never got these because they don't have them in my country, but there like chip's than? Just curious.

[@ahuskypingu7530]

@@tiuritemple4821 they are tortilla chips with strong spices on them which makes them so known for their spice. How marks eating it is kinda like eating chips and salsa without the chips

[@eaganyoung8163]

Im only givin u respect cause u have wolff in ur name. Ur lucky

[@wowmyname4506]

When I read it I was like oh yeah true lol, and then it happened and I actively focused on it. *I felt myself d i e*

[@4thhokage580]

@@eaganyoung8163 your names eagen stop talking your not doing nothing go dive off a 8 story building

[@RedRecorder]

I love how Mark is talking about takis like he's talking about wine

[@hjalmarnilsson1756]

The HON HON from him helps

[@itsjess7416]

I was LITERALLY just watching Neil Degrasse Tyson lmao and his wording was similar

[@rebeccahancock6671]

Right 😂😂

[@montyskeetch4082]

PURE SALT, SPYCE AND MSG

[@nekros5033]

Ain't it the same

[@DDoylee]

I gotta say. This is genuinely a masterpiece of a video, start to finish. I’ve watched it so many times over the years

[@tancewaslost5196]

Everyone: Eats normally Mark: **Eats like a literal monster**

[@steam_demon]

yes. *Sivert go down my spine*

[@rainbowcattail4282]

@@steam_demon do you mean *"shivers go down my spine?"* lol

[@averagebeast1365]

Bruh

[@haydengodfrey8346]

@@rainbowcattail4282 SHRIVEL!!

[@HBell-mx2ez]

@@rainbowcattail4282 nope my spine literally shriveled too im super short now oop

[@WhoIsDo0927]

I love that Mark still wears the the earring that he originally didn't want from the channel that doesn't exist and has never existed. Just a nice sentimental reminder.

[@the_nikster1]

same... I wonder if that's why he still wears it. he was playing like he hated it but I bet he secretly loved it haha

[@heehoopeenut2579]

no no no, he hates it but he still wears it because he’s “not a masochist”

[@bean4546]

Same ⬜⬛⬜⬛

[@JacobGrim]

LORE?!?!

[@randomuploads8471]

@@the_nikster1 it has to stay in for a few months

[@karrinafinley1707]

Mark: *spits out soggy takis* Everyone: *audible crying*

[@theintelligentmilkjug944]

I read it as "edible crying" at first.

[@WeaklyStars]

Exactly! It’s soggy and uggghhhhhh i am traumatized LMAO

[@WeaklyStars]

@CowoO oh my god lol do you guys not like the crunchy chips part like I am having trouble understanding 😂

[@hassenalwaely6215]

i dont feel good about this :(.

[@bojyoohoo]

If you're hearing audible crying you might want to check yourself in somewhere.

[@Mitsur1.4040]

The way mark put quotes around eat gets me everytime, it’s so funny

[@yourpsychicfriendfredbear]

One day, Mark’s friends and family are going to find him sobbing and huddled in a corner with 46 fuego takis in his mouth.

[@crashall-420]

I love ur pfp and username XD

[@insignificantramblings]

And it's going to look exactly like the hot dog videos from [REDACTED]

[@anotherdono1829]

A time traveler I see

[@NoxiousStar]

True. I wouldn’t expect less from Mark

[@blarf4982]

and then hes going to spit them all out at once

[@kateweiskirch8633]

everybody: confused as to why he says “eats” in the title mark: literally doesn’t eat them everybody: oh 😳

[@macks3634]

Everyone from [REDACTED] already knew😔

[@kaileenabonaduce227]

First time, huh?

[@randomburgerseller2247]

Lmao

[@DLCstealer]

Thats why its quote on quote "Eat"

[@milesmorales2246]

F f

[@angellett7850]

i was wondering why they didn’t sponsor him. until i saw him “eat” the takis

[@Treb35]

You must have missed Unus Annus. Poor soul

[@angeldust2981]

All of the Unus Annus fans were prepared for this🤚💀

[@angeldust2981]

@@Treb35 fr🤚😭

[@daveyfromdownsouth7889]

😂😂😂😂

[@salmankhanalif9527]

the spice is all mark cares about Takis, the tortillas just suck

[@musicman3351]

The way mark “eats” takis is like pouring a drink into a shot glass and then drinking from the bottle

[@lottiel5345]

Mark: goes to hospital after eating expired pop tarts Mark: eats expired taki’s Me: uh oh

[@Ida.C]

Well since he is not technically eating them, he just casually sUck tHe sPicE out of them and then spit them out hihi

[@DC-zj6ml]

Succin that bacteria straight off the chip

[@mickey__2207]

I literally thought the same thing when I saw the notification for the video

[@metazoxan2]

Nah chips will outlast the sphinx as long as the bag is sealed properly. Sure they go stale after a long while but they never really become inedible.

[@justinabean94]

Imagine Amy just trying to chill during a movie night and hearing mark spitting these out the entire time 💀

[@cherrydragon3120]

oh god no... i wud just look over at him and be like: seriously... eat like a normal person s.v.p!?

[@Brittany_Williams]

Amy is so patient with Mark she’s probably use to it

[@frost598]

Honestly I was thinking the same thing

[@Gromek999]

he did it, he's back to hopefully yelling at brand

[@poependeoma_4]

hey didnt think id see you here

[@kpxgod0075]

Who disliked this comment

[@catapple6267]

GROM

[@kingeli3495]

999 forever

[@Sir-McKnight]

Is mordhau ded

[@Your_Beloved_C]

I died when he realized all of the chips are expired🤣🤣

[@crusty584]

Mark “eating” takis is like sucking the salt off of a pistachio and not eating the inside

[@cesarcardenas7782]

Bro💀💀😂😂

[@beamlover-]

I do that😈

[@stranger-bg2yq]

@@beamlover- same

[@mrpickles1245]

I do the exact smae thing with twizlers

[@Dragonbyte]

@@mrpickles1245 Imagine eating twizlers

[@WGoodall]

*I wouldn't sponsor someone who sucked on my chips like a ring pop either*

[@jdcmiphotography2141]

I would HAHA

[@riyapatil6191]

Ikr

[@sethrm]

OOOOOF

[@drystan8880]

That sounds kinda sus

[@emmalynnsparks7536]

“And when KZbin dies, i will ceased to exist” d-did mark just admit that he isn’t real....?

[@beluganot5304]

OH MY GOSH DID HE AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

[@riggity9811]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[@strangewayfaringstranger]

But when would YT ever die?

[@beluganot5304]

Yt will never die

[@jessicaarias5381]

@@strangewayfaringstranger so would that make Mark immortal??

[@Womanavoider]

I feel bad for the editor who had to spend time meticulously rendering a 20min recording of mark spitting out wet takis

[@Crynope]

He doesn't eat the takis, he steals their power and gains it for himself.

[@bryxce3099]

@FeO2 FeS mmm yes cannibalism

[@bryxce3099]

@FeO2 FeS and good kind

[@ilovemen671]

Cannibalism is awesome. Humans taste like pork

[@Crynope]

I can't leave you kids alone for a day, Jesus Christ.

[@ilovemen671]

@@Crynope there is nothing wrong with cannibalism. It’s legal as long as you are not caught

[@gharmon06]

mark: puts taki in his mouth. me: chewing on my frosted flakes. mark: spits taki out. me: gags on frosted flakes.

[@darkrockman2389]

He he I gave the 69th like 😏

[@ilikebreadsticks1880]

i was eating a creme egg and i dropped it in my tea then had to scoop it out with burning fingers

[@echoedinnocence]

I saw "Takis" and knew I shouldn't watch while eating. 😅

[@Gustavo-po9bd]

Just came back from the store with takis, now it's time to eat it with mark

[@stopbro5842]

I wasnt sure y he was making those noises then it just popped out IVE NEVER "DAUFUQ?ed SO HARD💀

[@Nyehchichi]

The way Mark eats Takis, is like a dollar bill refusing to go into a vending machine.

[@rlylownick6383]

Honestly this is too accurate 🤣

[@ifedrosieavocado2856]

pain

[@kurtz1754]

lol u said that and he did it

[@prodipjubayer4125]

why is this so trueeeee

[@PRINCYY.]

This comment fulfilled alot

[@MediumRareTree]

It took my colorblind behind so long to realize there was a filter at the start.

[@qubingjianshen8210]

Mark: "Maybe these are different if i bite them?" Internet: "Daring today, aren't we?"

[@jfsf4368]

This was a high quality comment. Thank you good person.

[@hardlyjace]

@@jfsf4368 agreed

[@newt1348]

"I asked to be paid in _powder._ And they said no." don't do drugs, kids.

[@J4s._.b33]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Taynk_real]

wanna buy a box of thin mints

[@jayhansen4918]

You just made me imagine snorting taki powder

[@jim-dandyjosephjoestar9521]

@@jayhansen4918 dont. I was stupid and did it. I had a cold at the time and it disappeared. But so did my sense of smell plus all i felt was pain

[@newquinn22]

@@jim-dandyjosephjoestar9521 it got rid of the cold though, right?

[@judgeangels2010]

so when can we tell him that if you blend up the takis, you basically get a ton of powder but dont waste any chip

[@ZisMozervucker]

sush, he might see this

[@xxqino]

Silence

[@ilikebreadsticks1880]

but wouldn't the takis tortilla dilute the powder taste and also he said about enjoying sucking the power out of the crevices these are the real questions

[@GoosAbsorbs]

The sucking is part of the experience

[@deathking4119]

I wanna watch him try the flavors that's came out over the last couple years

[@juddoostyen340]

Anyone else want a T-shirt that says "I survived Markiplier's Taki review" on it.

[@user-jg3xd1gu7s]

Omfg yesss

[@QuesoKaso]

Sure how much?

[@concernedclown2000]

Yes

[@ratto673]

✨ Y E S ✨

[@dxddy_mxddy7958]

Me pls lmao

[@Theaterlime]

Mark: not a masochist Also Mark: only eats hot powder, and citric acid

[@Coco-ke5db]

XD

[@izzykvance2909]

that is also me.

[@Mr_Spazzomatic]

Mark: i wonder why they didnt sponsor me Also mark: proceeds to commit various war crimes throughout the video

[@DemonicDuchebag]

Mark: wondering why takis wouldn’t sponsor him. Takis: WELL MAYBE ITS BECAUSE YOU DONT CHEW THE GOD DAMN CHIP MARK?!?

[@zergrush8709]

mark's commentary has reached a level where even though I know about everything he is talking about, I have no clue what he is talking about. Its just a torrent of words being thrown at me while I'm curled up in a ball on the floor, crying, because of the way Markiplier eats takis.

[@psychotophatcat]

Takis technique, aside that rant about the different bags is what having ADHD feels like inside my mind at any given time.

[@naushadedwin9567]

Honestly same

[@woah3592]

This is perfect.

[@zergrush8709]

@@psychotophatcat it do be like that sometimes

[@alexlikesgoats]

mark: *eats expired poptarts and goes to the hospital* also mark: *'eats' every flavor of takis expired immediately after*

[@shannon3662]

mark: in hospital a week later because of takis lmao

[@DiamondDude11]

“Best before December 2020?” Uh oh, sounds like Mark’s goin to the hospital again...

[@buckfella4030]

"The doctors said they need to pump my stomach, please leave a like for one booboo kiss."

[@fahadmuhamed3049]

Remember guys the doctors they don't exist

[@Lunistarrz]

@@fahadmuhamed3049 they do @fahad Muhamed

[@Cool_init]

True

[@lexmcdufflepants4332]

peachy_sky as someone training to be one of those mythical creatures, can confirm they do not exist. No one can achieve such level of mythological greatness as a so called doctor possesses.

[@AlexTh-u]

Takis make Mark have major mood swings. "I'm depressed" two seconds later "Happy!"

[@mattlindsay]

A year later, and the way Mark devours the powder off the Takis and leaves the husks still haunts me to this day

[@somethingseriouslyserious420]

Lol 😂😂

[@im9550]

Yeah, imagine this being your s/o I don’t think I could do it

[@No.1EspurrFan]

two years later and its still horrific

[@Kal_ac]

Two years and a month, this is haunting us all

[@scoutLeFleuR]

You make him sound like a soul devouring God lol

[@Dartace2ace]

I forgot that is the way he “eats” taki’s. Gives me the shivers.

[@Aftermouse6248]

What do you mean it's so graceful

[@eldritchdoll]

He succ, not eat.

[@ele597]

Same here, I was about to comment this

[@knightni73]

Why no chew?

[@Romcomm_]

What do you mean??

[@mariahtyner9501]

Mark: freely advertises takis for free Taki: yeah no you eat them like a toddler, can’t sponsor

[@omrmohammed5095]

maybe its his payback for not sponsoring him

[@greenturts460]

@@omrmohammed5095 Gasp, You think outside the box, like a fellow big brain would. Congratulations.

[@reefblackford5882]

@@greenturts460 Hello, I would like to tender my application to the big brain gang. I have very many qualifications to be a fellow big brain. Such as: MASSIVE BRAIN I think the way mark eats taki's is torture Im subscribed to pewdiepie I liked this video Please consider my application. Sincerely Your soon-to-be fellow big brain The Dude That read your comment on the internet

[@LadyCy6nide]

Im back, and this is still how I remember it. Never changes in quality.

[@coolcharacter8525]

Mark: “I’m not a food doctor” Mark 4.71 seconds later: *Gives 20 minute lecture about Takis*

[@osian.667]

Mark:*eats expired chips* Me knowing how he gets:he's about to give us a "I'm in the hospital "video real soon.

[@remustherat]

It’s the Pop Tarts all over again

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa2004]

Totally not a masochist

[@WyattHarrison-h6k]

I think what scares me the most is that mark has ate countless bags of takis that way.

[@haroldreginald970]

I eat all of it

[@haroldreginald970]

It's so satisfying when my mouth soaks the taki and it becomes easy to bite there's no sound when I lick it off

[@deo8375]

@@haroldreginald970 ur weird bruh

[@estevanvillanueva8214]

@@deo8375 He’s not weird it’s just different :D

[@willywimpy6026]

@@haroldreginald970 you make me want to eat takis, I already like them but you make me want to eat them with a passion

[@Fediani4]

"I "Eat" every flavor of Takis" "I "Suck" the flavor powder off expired Takis"

[@rykoshuxero]

Fun fact, expired non-fresh products like Takis, chips, and cookies dont actually go bad. They lose flavor after the expiration date and may become stale but they dont actually become inedible.

[@sweetsour4375]

@@rykoshuxero That reminds me of how my dad actually _prefers_ expired cereal because he likes the stale taste.

[@Antinomy-lr9yw]

@@sweetsour4375 I could never do that

[@tadanohiro5065]

Bruh imagine there's some guy that snort Takis powder.....

[@xylogonesilent5240]

@@tadanohiro5065 please no

[@silverninja5218]

Markiplier is confused why companies won't pay him meanwhile he is talking mad shit about them I just think it is ironic and hilarious.

[@generalarcticfox6406]

He is Albert einsteins definition of insanity Trying to get the same thing over and over agian

[@annaburgooo]

Still - negative or positive attention is attention and the negative things he’s saying are mostly just him joking haha. I get what you’re saying tho

[@Anklejbiter]

right? He's so chaotic and I'm all for it XD

[@generalarcticfox6406]

Ya just wanted to throw that out as a joke but hey who knows maby he is insane all part of the deeper warfastach and markiplier lore :>

[@TheDeath0fDucks]

I knew _immediately_ this was just going to be Mark sucking on Takis.

[@violet-dk1hj]

Unus annus

[@DASRH]

Revolting yet I'm fixated. I cant turn away from this freudian display. (That rhymed)

[@kingk9fx173]

No no, succc

[@Rei_Lilith]

@@violet-dk1hj wat that

[@toby8374]

@@violet-dk1hj we don't say that 'round here

[@logiarhythm6285]

A few days ago I've seen Takis for the first time ever here in Austria. They were blue and somehow appealing... but then I read "with artificial flavors" prominent on the front, so I didn't buy them xD

[@ChuteMi4906]

I'm sorry to everyone who's first time it is seeing him do this.

[@btsbby7547]

😆

[@faithfonner5282]

Yea, if it weren’t for [DELETED CHANNEL] I don’t think I would have made it thru this

[@ChuteMi4906]

@@faithfonner5282 HAHA FR tho💀

[@Moofinator3000]

@@faithfonner5282 when i saw your comment i instantly thought of the files from scp containment breach 😂 we all loved the [redacted] channel

[@brynnhumphries6070]

Yeah XD

[@taylora6122]

Mark: “Why won’t they sponsor me?” Also Mark: Sucking off Takis like he owes a debt.

[@liv6155]

OMFG. UNDERRATED COMMENT

[@VladimirJacinthe]

Why did you word this comment this way?😂😂

[@veilfrab2888]

You made me exhale joy sir.

[@taylora6122]

@@veilfrab2888 well I am a ma’am but happy to be of exhaling joy service lol

[@taylora6122]

@@VladimirJacinthe chaotic videos need chaotic comments lol

[@aceofdiamonds203]

Takis made a horrible mistake not sponsoring this man and his extensive knowledge on their spice ratios.

[@Lily_MD2011]

i love how mark just ate 1 year old expired Takis and it took him 7 bags to notice

[@AvatarAang]

Mark : **Eating Every Flavour Of Takis !!!** Mark 2 Days Later : **I'm In The Hospital Again ...**

[@pearlmist]

well its been 6 days

[@JoshyAbada]

For... what, the 4th time?

[@eevee_awsom2631]

Ikr I have heard you can litteraly burn ur stomache

[@kaileenabonaduce227]

Mark: talks about Taki's quality assurance everyone who watched Unus Annus: ah shit, here we go again...

[@katestefanelli6710]

Ah yes marks infamous takis rant

[@fryktaf]

Unus Annus? What's that? Sounds strangely familiar... Almost as though I'd heard of it before-- but that's impossible! I remember everything I've seen. For me not to remember, why-- *-it'd have to have been deleted from my memory-* Sorry, what was I commenting about?

[@007_dk]

The fact that he just sucks on it and doesn’t eat it. Makes me feel uncomfortable

[@urnotkind]

Very true

[@rahmat4848]

@@davidjdunham no you 🤣

[@rahmat4848]

@@urnotkind no you

[@rahmat4848]

@@urnotkind your late btw 🤣

[@malazloza2470]

Same 😂

[@blueroses4767]

10:55 "i'll taste it first, then i'll give the number. why would i know beforehand?"

[@MinnesotaNice763]

At least the mailman only caught him eating Takis. Imagine if he got caught doing something REALLY embarrassing like eating breakfast with a friend while using s*x toys..... Thank goodness that never happened!

[@WHOTOOKWASABI.NETBRO]

That would be crazy🏃

[@supersolomob422]

Imagine all the people who have no idea what that's a reference to... I mean.. just like me! That would be very strange if that ever happened somehow haha..

[@hannahnightshadewolf9219]

IKR ! LIKE SO EMBARRASSING

[@deepfri3doreos]

ugh i miss [REDACTED] sm

[@JollySunbroShorts]

That would be terribly embarrassing 🙂

[@eklectic497]

The way Mark eats Takis gives me legitimate psychic damage

[@MarquetteTheFourchette]

I'm quivering in moi boots

[@theiaraine]

I need therapy after this video

[@EmbrysArt]

When I saw him open the takis like that.. I don't think bro is human

[@EmbrysArt]

WHY DOES HE SPIT THEM OUT EWWWWW

[@willkurteff-schatz4669]

Facts

[@CariHere]

This feels like Unus Annus without the Unus.

[@GabeGOG]

Just pure Anus. Whoops, Annus*.

[@paper-boat4326]

He was honing his Annus powers for a whole year

[@Antonio_Martinez]

Maybe he’s really Unus. I mean he is wearing black.

[@jerryqueer]

anus*

[@helloiamtiredallthetime.631]

I was about to say this-

[@tylerrobinson7096]

Please for the love of all that is good, watch this video on 1.5x or 2x. It makes it SO much funnier. It just adds to Mark’s ADHD style of speaking.

[@aLLison-iu9ev]

at least he’s admitting he can’t eat a taki normally

[@fantomita_rider477]

alternative title: hairy man sucks on expired takis and has a breakdown while mail man is watching

[@Paridoxicle]

This comment made my day. Thank you!

[@untitled3102]

Noce

[@Gyatnan]

Lol

[@vomitdog]

HAIRY MAN LMAOOO

[@crxw3405]

zstSa WWP

[@EtherForce]

Mark: "There is nothing weird about the way I eat Takis." Also Mark: Proceeds to eat Takis in a weird way for thirty minutes.

[@lancetschirhart7676]

Why did KZbin pin a suicide prevention hotline to this video

[@BabbyOPTC]

Mark: Why wont they sponsor me Also Mark: *Gags after every taki flavor that isnt fuego*

[@electrikedd8024]

@Squishy Fangs301 *don't want

[@TactlessC]

Also Mark: The chip is bad

[@L._Vireo]

Plot twist: He isn’t eating the chips themselves so Alex doesn’t get mad.

[@macklinillustration]

Loop hole discovered

[@Ph0en1x69]

No that is literally how mark eats them

[@quackers4207]

@@Ph0en1x69 that's so fucking descusting

[@nolife097]

@@Ph0en1x69 EW WTF

[@bbqsauce890]

Alex?

[@maybemurdoc]

Me every time he “eats” one: please *cronch* Mark: *doesnt cronch*

[@abigailramage9507]

Nice skyrim pfp

[@bruhwhat5273]

He couldn’t properly experience crunchy fajitas

[@V71EXTER]

8:13 That is that green thing screaming when Mark did a Try not to laugh challenge 15 i think😂😂😂

[@PipeProducts]

It just feels bizarre seeing a man eat a chip but hear no crunch

[@taggart1984]

The sound he makes when he is “finished” with the Taki is possibly the most disturbing sound I’ve heard...

[@EtamirTheDemiDeer]

Found my new ringtone

[@algorithmoverlord1051]

That slurping/sucking noise

[@CheshieD]

He doesn’t even suck on them as he spits them out for maximum powder take off

[@melissashields4890]

Same

[@nakeyahellinger6975]

@@EtamirTheDemiDeer no way waking up to his spit and his tongue licking off takis powder

[@Gabbie.xoxoxo]

Mark: “Lixian, cut out everything I just said” Lixian: “No”

[@kenshiromilesvt.7037]

Cast it into the fire moment

[@lima8tango80]

Lixian: "I Refuse." (JOJO MUSIC)

[@geoleon3629]

"I didn't ask to be paid in money, I asked to be paid in *powder*" Mark, maybe they didn't sponsor you due to miscommunication

[@Nightther]

Underrated comment XD

[@mintymonkey1758]

when i first heard him say "POWDER" i first thought about that sugar powder

[@rolopolo4720]

@@mintymonkey1758 like the white powder

[@mintymonkey1758]

@@rolopolo4720 mmmm yeah the white powder

[@rolopolo4720]

@@mintymonkey1758 sheesh

[@Lol-ym2ne]

I have never seen someone “eat” Junk Food in such a disgusting yet fascinating manner as Mark does

[@eaganyoung8163]

Ha! I know right?

[@Yungantenna124]

Let the man suck his damn chips

[@beniscruncher9836]

@@Yungantenna124 I've never seen somone say suck chips, and now I wish it stayed that way

[@justinsyrup6075]

Think about it takis are like straws and chips are chips it’s different

[@ryleee8205]

So not everybody eats them like this.. lol