TAU FIREWALL v's ORK HORDE! | UEBS2 Warhammer 40K

Warhammer 40k, UEBS2 Modded | Today the Tau are defending against some orks who got them pinned down, will firepower win the dday or will the orks smash the defenders .. who will win? lets find out what happens in Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator 2.
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About This Game (from steam)
Welcome to Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator 2, the most ridiculous and insane battle simulator in existence! Create eye watering battles with hundreds of thousands, and even millions of characters on screen! Sandbox mode will return, with infinite army sizes and far greater flexibility than ever. Command your armies in RTS mode with full drag select army control, or get the job done yourself and play as any one of the units in 3rd or 1st person. In coming updates for early access, jump into multiple story and player driven campaigns or make your own and share them with your friends! FPS invasion will also be returning soon, where you play through the eyes of a soldier fighting off hordes of zombies in first person.
Lets not ignore the elephant in the room! UEBS2 features revolutionary new crowd rendering and AI technology which uses pure GPU POWER to bring nation size battles to life! Witness the first game to fully utilize full GPU acceleration for every AI individual and all the technology behind the crowd tech. UEBS2 handles 100 times more characters on screen than its predecessor, and in far greater detail and quality. Details were not ignored, every individual has highly advanced decision making and animation, all while working together for a greater goal. We are also working on our own 'mass' GPU physics engine. Our hope is to bring physics to a scale never before seen, which may allow thousands of ragdolls, and millions of physics based objects. Keep in mind, our physics engine is in very early development so we can't make any guarantees.
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[@ChaoticPinky]

FAQ: Q: This isn't lore accurate; they would never (insert problem here). A: Yes, you are probably right. This game was never designed for Warhammer units, and the game offers little in mod tools to help us make it accurate. What it does allow us to do for the first time is to have a sense of the scale of Warhammer battles and just how big and chaotic the battlefields would be! Q: Why are there no lasers? Why can't we see the special attacks? A: The game only has a few ammunition types. As the game has nothing to do with Warhammer, none of the ammo types such as lasers are in the game, so you will have to just imagine they are there :) Q: Why do attacking armies never/rarely get ranged units? A: Because of how the game's AI works. The defenders will often shoot the closest units to them; often that will be a melee unit. This allows the attacking ranged units to fire upon the defenders without taking any fire in return. The result of this is that the defenders die extremely fast and any static defence is overrun almost instantly. Q: Why don't you put the defenders on Guard then? A: The AI in the game will make the defenders slowly run backwards if they are a ranged unit, trying to get away from the attacking army, resulting in the defenders abandoning their positions. The armies then split into mini armies as they try to chase each other all over the map. Q: Where can I get these mods? I don't see them anywhere!? A: I paid someone to make the mods for me and add them to the game. Unfortunately, they are not in a publishable format, and so I cannot upload them to the Steam Workshop. Therefore, it's unlikely, unless other modders make the units, that you will be able to have access to them.

[@mmcas2010]

Kroot were the real hero holding the line for tau to keep shooting

[@mynameispaul718]

This is how I imagine every regular warhammer 40k battle goes. Just piles of dead body over each other lying on a pool of blood. I don't even play warhammer games, just watch their lores on youtube.

[@Rubysh88]

yep, i sleep with 40k lore channels, i love the lore and do not care about the game

[@TheRonan92]

Just like the early art in 1st 2nd and 3rd edition with the hugely detailed epic battlefield art.

[@Rathkeaux]

The ghazkhull audio book is ridiculously good, and the descriptions of the battle for Armageddon paint a very nice picture of how a long running battlefield in 40k looks.

[@cesare_1302]

Fr. This might be a lore accurate skirmish of the campain of scouring where tau first encounter orks (and developed pulse weapons to counter them)

[@tastygravy6880]

Tau: "Another day at the office". Orks: "The same day, everyday".

[@Cryshalo]

Shocked at just how far back that carpet of bodies began. Those Hammerheads must have been putting in a lot more work than seemed readily apparent.

[@StarshipTrooper4231]

If you listen closely you can hear the RAM memory and processor screaming in panic to eachother.

[@IrishCaesar]

One of your best videos. The corpse infrastructure, blood seas, close calls, dynamic action, and brilliantly set-up defenses make this video an instant classix

[@loadofcheese]

Jesus, I'm pretty sure even Khorne said that's too much blood!

[@StressmanFIN]

Khorne witnessing the battle, nodding eagerly and quietly whispering "yes.... yeess..." World Eaters: *Concern*

[@captainsternn7684]

"The Orks forgot to bring their mech suitss" It looks like they forgot to bring their ammo too, not a single ork fire their gunz. 5/10 No Dakka!

[@spencerwinslow1309]

Thats what I was thinking. All choppa bois, no shootas!

[@cesare_1302]

Definitely not enough dakka

[@GensiveSanglante]

Where is the kult of speed?

[@Sanguinarius9999]

There should have been a few killer kanz mixed in, the tau had tanks...

[@Leytier]

The amount of gun smoke just created a new greenhouse layer LOL

[@RJALEXANDER777]

Oddly this reminded me of the Battle of Cannae. When Hannibal took on the Roman horde the sheer weight of numbers caused the Carthaginian centre to buckle whilst the flanks held firm. Similar situation with the Orks as that was where the main weight of their numbers were. Even despite the T'au lines being strengthened by Kroot mercs (coincidentally it was mostly mercenaries that held Hannibal's centre as well). But like at Cannae the flanks were where victory was made, manifesting as a crossfire instead of an envelopment due to the T'au using guns.

[@Jon_REDACTED]

Imagine how much more gruesome it would be with the Orks using firearms and cannons

[@bartomolev6682]

well if you gave mechs to orks then the tau would bring out some of their own mechs

[@YorkGoldtoof]

Give the Orks some WW2 tanks or Imperium tanks, especially if there's no infantry shoota boyz.

[@Sanguinarius9999]

​@bartomolev6682 the tau had tanks, works should have had a few killer kanz sprinkled through their army to absorb more damage and close the gap a little faster.

[@danielw1383]

One surviving ork, i bet it was bert, our special ork

[@preumsclassiques2654]

I think that bert is becoming a Warboss now

[@cesare_1302]

He's a purple ork

[@anothertexanbull4039]

A general rule of thumb. If you can see the Tau, they're losing. They have such advanced and long rangwd weaponry that ideally they will be firing upon their foes from miles away and never be in danger.

[@CaptainSkylocke]

Not always. I play more a strike force than a gun line

[@declandagod5450]

Yeah Tau are ment to work more like a modern military of smaller teams, they are more primarily for moderate ranges and yes tau storm and go In to melee look at breachers

[@CaptainSkylocke]

@@declandagod5450 I only use battle suits in my army.

[@declandagod5450]

@CaptainSkylocke fusion blasters are a close combat weapon, stealth suits are made to get behind enemy lines and be up close and a battle suit only army is not the best way to play tau on table you realt should get some infantry for objectives and a hammerhead or 2.

[@CaptainSkylocke]

@@declandagod5450 I don't care what the best way to play is. I play armies that I like. I love themed armies. It's much more fun than everyone having the same army. I like a blend of close assault and long range. A boring gunline isn't the only way to play Tau.

[@Gonroamin]

Reminder, when your big, bad equipment is a mech, or mech suit, don't forget where you left the keys!

[@TheChurlishBoor]

Your commentary reminds of Craig Charles doing Takeshi's Castle and football commentators. It's good. Lol.

[@bartomolev6682]

tau tactics: make a blood moat to protect our frontlines blood moat: actualy works

[@darkstriker80]

Blood moat is such a Khorne thing to have.

[@SmokesKwazukii]

the Tau tanks really needed to use their railguns from the beginning. it didnt appear that they were.

[@JustaGuy_Gaming]

I think the center fell first for two major reasons. One a lot of the elite orc units like the Storm boys seemed focused on the center, and two I think some of them drowned. All the blood basically flowed to the center and while some of it provided a barrier for the orcs to cross, the center most wedge was at the lowest elevation.

[@purplefood1]

That's metal as fuck

[@MrDekasOne]

the shape of the tau defence really helped. Being U shaped, the ai focuses on the closest enemy, so the orks would send less troops to the flanks

[@TranquillShot]

Watching this video with a low bitrate is terrifying. Every time you zoom out, the orc horde literally becomes a solid black blob.

[@dragonkingofthestars]

40K: the setting where everybody has forgotten how clusterbombs work.

[@AndScrambledEggs]

The chaos gods are FEASTING.

[@CordovanSplotchVT]

When the terrain causes your center defense line to drown in your enemys blood.

[@MahsaKaerra]

Really surprising to see the flanks actually hold for once

[@NewLegacy93]

The Orks: “The tin cans have responded favourably to our delegation, time to engage in full deplomacy”

[@BloodRoses004]

-Sir, theres another ork Army. Ten times bigger this one we merely defeated. -Ok, bring the broadside battle suit and make a rain of fire fall over those green monsters.

[@Guillean22]

Do you know what's the scariest about the Tau in this battle ? I'm pretty sure the center line collapsed because they literally drowned in blood.

[@RedStar441]

Just your avg thursday in 40k.

[@matsbacklund6471]

It's safe tosay the groots were carrying the team. It'd be good to see the same but with artillery of some kind, maby an alliance that allow a couple of earthshakers. Gork and Mork would be proud of those orcs!

[@benjaminkirkley6730]

the orks needed trucks to cross the field. that would have been a deciding factor

[@TranquillShot]

My god, it can simulate enough blood to create impassable terrain? Holy fucking shit!

[@dionrussell9681]

The Orkz. Getting Absolutely obliterated. "BUT THE ORKZ ARE HAVING NONE OF IT" is the vibe of this

[@Amenema]

This is how Warhammer battles should be portrayed, as messy as it is and imperfectly as it translates to actual gameplay. That being said, this is why a total war Warhammer 40k game will not be able to truly encapsulate the world. Their battles number in the thousands at most. It’d only be small skirmishes.

[@jaybberwocky]

I had no idea this game had come this far. If there are mods/baked in units for everything in 40k, I am IN!

[@ChaoticPinky]

Sadly there us not many 40k mods :(

[@jaybberwocky]

@@ChaoticPinky That's a shame. I had a look at the workshop and there are a decent amount of 40k mods but a lot of the ones I've seen in your videos don't seem to exist. How did you get all the Ork Shootaz/Nobz/Meganobz/Tau/Terminator Space Marines etc. ?

[@Blemmo]

This is what total war skaven play should look like

[@crazkurtz]

Stormboyz with working packs would demolish

[@Warmaka]

depicted: Smurfs being overwhelmed by fungus

[@TheLordNoodles]

I thought smurfs were ultramarines

[@17joren]

The Tau units need more range. The orks should have some deflect chance to represent their own dakka lmao

[@galdivier]

This pleases Khorne

[@Lavalord1160]

The orks lack dakka… we need more dakka!!! We need titans or trukks!!!

[@ChristopherM.8]

I see Tau, I upvote

[@trazyntheinfinite9895]

Explosives would have been nice.

[@samronco5133]

If only kroot were this good on the table...

[@Sketchingoblin]

Seriously need to reprogram that whole game if that just happened.

[@LuciusFaith]

wasn't orks made from the kroots dna by the gods before the golden ages

[@jonjonsovich1420]

"kuh-root" lol. It's "Kroot"...not "Kuhroot". One syllable not two.

[@hamishevans9102]

He knows, he only says it as a joke because he thinks it sounds funny

[@mikeb2093]

For the greater good!

[@barlotardy]

Last time I was this early, "blasting nobz" meant something else entirely!

[@darkonedbc]

Lotsa choppas where's the dakka , needs more dakka

[@paulmcghee6160]

You made a warhammer game sound like a football match hahahaha

[@willgreen6079]

Now introduce ork tanks, buggies, bikes, gargants and maybe a squig and see how it plays out again ? That would be epic 😆

[@kaloyanangelov8042]

I'm a tau fanboy but i was 1000% sure that the orks had this

[@Coffee_Nutz]

I'd be nice to revisit this fight with Storm boyz hopping forward

[@Bassthefact]

Honestly that is a small waghhh!

[@privatefrizz8627]

Imagine if the Tau had all their weapons. Orks wouldn’t even be in melee range at all.

[@MegaBigben86]

The Tau Formation was horrid.

[@yauhoang6773]

Thank good for Tau having unlimited ammo or they would have lost.

[@tribsta1018]

Probs the best auto battle I’ve seen 👍 changed my mind who was going to win a few times haha

[@poliestotico]

Mi biggest nitpick with this game is that there is no friendly fire

[@Dloin]

And now you still have to scorch the whole place or those green skins just regrow 😂

[@mikkironsen4380]

The engine of your pc has to be blessed by the Omnissiah.

[@gobrinsan7173]

Storm Boyz.. Walking... yeah. Orks are a hoard sure but they are not stupid enough to blindly walk into a gun line..

[@FirstLast-gk6lg]

Lore accurate Orks

[@crowd3dspac3s]

Storm boys muckin about. Not using their jump packs.

[@DJROCKSTAZ]

…Wait a minute… no battlesuits for the Tau?

[@ezekielnorton903]

This was really close!

[@JacobSky5110]

This is so badass.

[@Philtoid]

The T'au not running away like the cowards they are was the biggest surprise 😅

[@lordterra1377]

Do Tau never need to reload or weapons never overheat?

[@studlysheep8811]

What people forget about the Tau is they keep adapting I like to pretend the Kroot's second line of defense there by squeezing out of the Tau fire line was one of those hehehe

[@shuraman1723]

For the greater good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@defenderbear]

Glorious.

[@TranquillShot]

Holy shit he nikes them at the end?

[@Dan-bv3mf]

Khorne got a chub on watching this.

[@jamessammons4513]

This inspired me to download it! I found the Tau mod, but can't seem to find the orc one - what's it called?

[@ChaoticPinky]

I paid a guy to make a load of mods for me but there not in a sharable format, there are other youtubers who make you pay for mods which is kinda scummy but it is what it is

[@jamessammons4513]

@@ChaoticPinky Thanks for the reply! I've found a Tau fire warrior mod which seems pretty solid, but doesnt include your kroot or hammerheads. Guess i'll have to stick with the Eldar/Tau alliance haha

[@ernest9868]

shame we can barely see the rail guns fire

[@ChaoticPinky]

Yeah that's the thing with light and lasers. You would never see the shot. Realising that Lasguns would never shoot red lasers is a sad thing... the lasers would be invisible...

[@colethomas6837]

Where are you getting these mods man im flabbergasted

[@vn0688]

ah, 500 points of ork boyz, thats cute.

[@ChaoticPinky]

Imagain setting up a million orks on a table top and it only being a 500 point army xD

[@vn0688]

@@ChaoticPinky at that point, I'm pouring that shit out on the table, not even gonna come back and stand them up properly...

[@ChaoticPinky]

@@vn0688 Why bother after 2 rounds half of them would of shot each other any way; in old school war hammer orks used to have an "aninmosity" rule, where they at any point could turn on them selfs xD

[@90skidcultist]

For the Greater Good!!!!!👽

[@nueveocho5511]

Khorne getting bomer watching this battle

[@markstanzel1632]

Khorne is pleased

[@aethelrey]

Tau win finally!

[@mikeva3975]

Go Tau!

[@MrJack556]

By God what are your specs?

[@jeggiejegmeister8720]

Cant listen to him saying Ka-root any more

[@stephenwallace2451]

What game is this?

[@jwb590]

Needed more ditches.

[@ChaoticPinky]

What are you a medevil historian who goes around youtube channels watching movies and rating battle scences ? :D

[@TypeZeta2]

you forgot the crisis suits

[@cheeserdane]

If you would like to offer the game models please do...

[@griffinmckenzie7203]

Yeah, he said that before the first minute of the video was done. Maybe pay attention next time?

[@mrenotts]

Turns out it wasn't actually a crisis.

[@helloworld12395]

good batle

[@ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo]

WAAAAGGHHHH

[@disguisedlizard8681]

What game is this!?

[@VictorVillalba40]

Freeebiees

[@carlzerris6566]

Tau'va!

[@olympic8504]

:)

[@baffinglyhandsome7785]

nice🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@ChaoticPinky]

Thanks 🤗

[@kostka001]

i love no commentary

[@spugggaldon361]

Actual oceans of blood created. Still, just a minor skirmish on 40k scales

[@yuttorres2896]

Why aren’t the tanks shooting and why are the Tau just standing there instead of moving and getting some distance. It’s so unlike the Tau just sit there and watch themselves get flanked

[@aaronsmith4940]

Dislike for no blue plasma

[@liamdk9625]

It's kroot not karoot

[@zerogrey3798]

Could do without the commentary.