What It Takes for a Man to Get Called Crazy - Whitney Cummings

[@jonathannagel7427]

Her stage presence is like a TED talker’s

[@user-yr7sy6ev9v]

Jonathan Nagel what? The fact that the crowd is mostly silent with an occasional giggle

[@jonathannagel7427]

No, just her motions and impeccable, rehearsed timing. Maybe I was exaggerating.

[@catsseighteen4365]

Lol I think it’s also the sound quality

[@returnoftheredeye]

Nailed it. There's a specific way those guys talk, move, etc. A lot of spoken word poets use exactly the same style too.

[@DEFECTxgameing]

Jonathan Nagel I thought it was a ted talk .....

[@goomagames]

The hair thing is so true. I've tried to explain to men that a woman with zero body hair is called a child

[@theatrejunkee9229]

Yup. Creepy AF. Grown ass adults have body hair. Trim the hedges for hygiene. Dude's like women shaved bare cuz virgin girls don't know when a man sucks in the sack. When straight guys shave everything it's so women will think they're a boy virgin so it's an excuse to suck in the sack.

[@HUNKragor]

Who hurt you gurl

[@Horseluvver]

@@HUNKragor creepy af.

[@elinope4745]

Same with beards, hairless faces are the faces of young boys, not men.

[@theatrejunkee9229]

@Anthony Okeiyi stfu

[@JustIn-op6oy]

God dammit. I would have sworn I was alone in that alley... the pigeon doesn't count.

[@meerkat_4660]

Sorry bud, we didn’t have the heart to stop you and tell you we were there. Those church hymns were beautiful

[@cathycarpenter7294]

😆😆😆

[@sailaab]

Spitfire.. be a little large hearted puhlease.. give at-least two $s. .. and some sterile wipes too. he'd _need_ them¡

[@sailaab]

Spitfire ji wikipedia.org/wiki/-ji yesssire¡ those too. but i also have some OCDs.. so..

[@JustIn-op6oy]

Nah, I'm good on the wetwipes (former boy scout, always prepared). Thanks for the love on the hymns, though I typically prefer gregorian chant when I'm dropping bombs. Makes sense considering it's tough to find a bathroom where I can fit a harp or string quartet and not block the toilet paper dispenser.

[@wicia52]

This is her ponytail appreciation comment. Very nice ponytail. Very very nice

[@pinetinav9083]

I hate it!!!

[@themilkman2780]

Among us

[@Brandon-xq6wz]

What a coincidence: I thought the same thing

[@ffic4life]

I nominate her to play Megara in the Hercules remake. She’s perfect

[@3piratesinthehood]

I've never seen this girl before and that was my thought exactly!!!

[@NickBStrizzi]

A lot of other people say Elizabeth Gillies should play Megara, but Whitney Cummings would be amazing too

[@SpartaNation]

Never even knew that they were planning a remake lol

[@chelsico.6929]

Yes! I kept trying to figure out who she reminds me of! As soon as I read your comment I was like YES! THATS IT!!!

[@christopherwright6208]

I agree

[@davidbrodie6738]

When she said “you guys will talk to athletes...” I was already weak

[@1hanagima]

She slayed me!!

[@Flascoexp]

We and even throw stuff at tv thinking it'll hurt em.

[@TheTheschuhschuh]

@Роман Мавроян talking to yourself is a relatively normal thing. It's a matter of self-reflection. Talking to the TV, however... Straight-up crazy.

[@lami704]

David Brodie y’all goofy

[@SaltNaCl]

what she doesnt know is that the athletes can actually hear us right? they listen.. sometimes. Lol

[@doesitmatter1667]

1) express too much emotion 2) express too little emotion 3) get frustrated at society with how nobody ever taught us what the right amount of emotion is

[@user-jp4cj3ds7p]

@first last teach me how to be great

[@pandagamer-hg5be]

5) use religion for emotion

[@KalElKryptonsFinest]

@Glenna Smith them is fighting words!

[@adomaster123]

first last idiotic idea. If anyone actually abandoned emotion for logic they’d be in a federal prison in 48 hours.

[@saladman420]

Agreed

[@legoharrypotterfanaticdean9954]

"I don't love lettuce. What is the confusion?" This hits. Oh My God. QUEEN!!!!!!!!

[@tdbhmusic]

also liked "I haven't had bread since '95"

[@njjj2688]

"Do you know what goes on in her bathroom? You don't know. You're wearing shorts." I kinda lost it there

[@gshhunter5653]

Ion get it

[@trinityfisher5798]

nate demented she can tell from the way he’s dressed that he’s too low maintenance to understand a woman’s routine

[@gshhunter5653]

@@trinityfisher5798 thank you

[@waynesteffen8459]

Trinity Fisher “Low maintenance” or not even trying?

[@trinityfisher5798]

Wayne Steffen sometimes it’s the same thing

[@notwanheda9056]

Lol to all the guys in the audience shifting uncomfortably in their seats

[@kingturtle24k81]

I bet their laughing to we don't think that deep

[@ArcDevErik]

@@kingturtle24k81 >we

[@zapanalita8003]

No they are relieved they are single

[@TheBashar327]

@Not Wanheda, every guy needs a reminder form time to time how crazy women really are. When you're fed koolaid by the media all day, the shock of truth can be uncomfortable.

[@TrashBasquetJackson]

Pretty sure they're laughing because they're there to see a funny comic. But uhhh, down with the patriarchy or whatever!

[@rsbharadwaj]

I aspire to this level of zero fuckery

[@samwood917]

Why are there no replies when this has 2.5K likes?

[@earlybird3]

what? this whole 8 minutes she even says in the bit we are "Resentful" If she had zero fucks, she wouldn't have any complaints. Her whole comedy routine is unhappiness at women's fate. it is funny, but she bitches and complains the whole time.

[@jagoisvara8178]

It'd not zero fuckery. Its unhappiness. Geez you need to aspire a bit better

[@okayok8760]

“Everyday is Sunday to us” this is the smartest joke I have ever heard

[@Tondadrd]

I didn't get it :(

[@cahillgreg]

@@Tondadrd She means that regular life has rendered her hysterical - and she's retiring to the attic

[@Pumpkin0_0]

@@Tondadrd To her, everyday is the day when guys watch sports on Sunday and speak to the athletes (tv) like they're crazy.

[@fnxph03n1x]

Basically, she walked over men in this routine... and still not a single time I found it offensive. She knows her stuffs

[@harleygerken747]

Some of it might be true but it's not very not funny. Stop torturing yourself if that's how you see it.

[@EricJCaraballoso]

@@harleygerken747 I didn't find it very funny either. Felt like I was being lectured by an attractive woman, and only the women got to laugh.

[@sydneyprescott3374]

It was funny but very true .....hormonal imbalances doesnt mean crazy

[@erikcrouch7881]

@@sydneyprescott3374 Y'know, saying "I'm not crazy. It's just my hormones!" is the same as saying "I didn't stab you because I wanted to hurt you, I did it because Mercury is in retrograde!"

[@LinneAzalea]

Erik Crouch funny thing about hormones is that women’s hormonal changes are pretty much always the same. During the monthly cycle it’s quite easy to predict female hormonal levels. Men’s hormonal changes though? Highly unpredictable and can change by the hour. Men can get testosterone surges from anything a game of football.

[@christianwakefield1540]

I just said to her on the screen..." You got a point"

[@mikecoxlong5009]

She had no points, women are crazy

[@miss_anonymousx4975]

Mike Coxlong and normal is boring :)

[@LunaDarkFall]

@@miss_anonymousx4975 first of all ew that's cringe

[@jules8159]

Your local Toaster Second of all the thruth is sometimes embarassing

[@mohamadesmk]

she be spitting facts

[@Seth-rb9nc]

Mohamad Shakur do she be?

[@isabellemalott9976]

Seth M Maybe in a general sense, of course none of this sort of thing is true for every man or woman lol

[@Glasshopper]

She spit fact, yes women are called crazy a lot, but it is just as easy to call men creepy. The rest of her act is bitching about stuff she chooses to do then blames it on men.

[@elidisco]

@TLAMont2008 your comment is contributing to the nightmare far more lol

[@andrew_h6]

TLAMont2008 Imagine being so upset that people on the internet that probably lives over a thousand miles from you has intentionally mixed up the English language.

[@jacobbowling18]

Not only poignant, but a very well-crafted set. She's honestly underrated. Genuinely delightful!

[@ariasijiali1689]

This is so good!! You can tell she has so much experience in stand up. She’s also gorgeous. I don’t know why men feel the need to be mean to female comics in KZbin comments. She’s slaying and getting that dough regardless.

[@grislink2670]

FR

[@tyereksmith8946]

She is funny too me just need something else I don't know what it is yet.

[@jiv3019]

Women just aren't seen as funny like that. They'd have 2 be ridiculously funny 2 not get those kinds of remarks

[@mopnem]

She’s not really telling jokes & being slightly peachy. This is the style a lot of female comedians do hence why people hve problems with it. Plus, it’s really simple explanations of things.

[@ariasijiali1689]

@@mopnem She might be "being slightly preachy" from your perspective, but to many women she's finally speaking our truth. A lot of female comedians are "slightly preachy" because there's a lot for women to be angry about or speak out for

[@Midwestgothicc]

her eyes are soo pretty wtf

[@Midwestgothicc]

Huncho Hendrix oh jskghs thank youu

[@AmetafJohora]

Huncho Hendrix how do y’all flirt over KZbin comments the profile pics are teeny

[@erika9726]

@@AmetafJohora HAHAHAHAHA!

[@leeluv96]

@@AmetafJohora hey sexy blue butterfly ❤

[@skyereave9454]

"CAN I HAVE THEM!!!??!!"

[@TheErn45]

The child of Gal Gadot and Angelina Jolie

[@wilmafistfit4788]

Ernesto Hernande aren’t her and Angelina like the same age

[@Sport4Life]

So she’s torn between killing kids and adopting them?

[@saugata2762]

More like gal godats elder sister

[@sydneyprescott3374]

@@Sport4Life 😂😂

[@aubriekayla4671]

Yesss! 😆

[@BenicioW2011]

“I’m not stalking you, I live here. I’m not obsessed with you, I hate you” - spit out my tea 😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

[@agrace444]

Why is no one talking about how gorgeous her eyes are?

[@vikeyone]

I rarely say a woman she has beautiful eyes because it's a common line and i want truly mean it IF i say it. You're 💯 right. She HAS beautiful eyes.

[@Tdori61692]

THANK YOU!!! I'm not the only one who thinks she has crazy gorgeous eyes.

[@jaoro8794]

Contact lenses

[@thekhamaclan2807]

I like her lips 💋

[@and3930]

Because that's not the point lol

[@donaldholderdoc2910]

This lady has the most gorgeous green eyes in the world! And she's absolutely hilarious and beautiful.

[@Petr1331]

Donald Holder*Doc* She’s got the hell of the something, that turnes me on!

[@JT-in5le]

Yes... Master Lo Pan will grant me great wealth if she is delivered safely to him.

[@dwightdodd3734]

one very pretty woman,and funnier than hell..........................

[@just5559]

simp

[@dennisbruh2383]

Simp

[@NJGuy1973]

This reminds me of the joke about the definition of "ruthless." For a man to called ruthless, he has to invade a country. A woman just has to put you on "hold."

[@markcadieux3445]

Women are ruthless in divorce court.

[@airotiv7916]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ola171]

Like number 1000😆🤩

[@ffreshfields5211]

@@markcadieux3445 not for her but for the future of her children who have become her job

[@markcadieux3445]

@@ffreshfields5211 If she's concerned about her children, she have shared custody. And speak well of their father.

[@bibss9337]

I'm so proud we have poeple like her to represent the female stand-up comedians side, it was rough without being rough and it was actually funny. After a lot of men being misogynistic and then thinking it's funny, she's a breath of fresh air

[@Waterboarder69]

DYING at this comment. Bars pretty low for you guys tho so i understand

[@cauliflowerhead2735]

@@Waterboarder69 tell me you have a fragile ego without telling me your have a fragile ego 👆

[@JimChap]

@@cauliflowerhead2735 That's always the comeback when men point out that they don't find female stand up comics funny and it's frankly pathetic. What's the problem? We're not trying to not laugh. Guys don't laugh at Brendan Schaub either for the same reason, because he's not funny.

[@leomarilyn4232]

White men need to learn to dress up to go out to grown up events look like you care, be a man who looks like an adult who works and pays taxes and bills has a bank account and a savings account Yes,fashion is all about self expression yes it's a hit or miss in the grown up world really shorts and Crocs are not to be worn out in public those are house shoes I love seeing people fall who wear Crocs they asked for it

[@lindimashinini7237]

I felt that polyester string bit... She's too funny and relatable!

[@sanjivinsmoke9154]

@@Glasshopper shhh don't say it my dude arguing with people that won't listen is a waste of time

[@sadgurlpodcast___7692]

Hate them tbh it's annoying.

[@ablurida]

tbh, if a guy only likes thongs and thinks any other type of underwear is a turn off and doesn't understand that it's the fastest way to get a UTI... run.

[@estevandorado]

I swear when she brought up the Scarlett Johansson movie I had ptsd flashbacks of arguments .

[@Cutiejuliya]

Why? Why is it such a big deal?

[@zzzcocopepe]

This might hurt to read. But the truth can set you free. If a girl is getting mad at you for things like that, it means she's not into you and she feels stuck with you.

[@estevandorado]

C really? It checks out, my ex did feel that way but I’m curious to know tie between the two

[@WasKE395]

@@zzzcocopepe It could also be an reaction because of lack of reassurance over a long time about how their partner sees them. See the thing is that people have a harder time understanding each other than they actually can ever understand. Because the only thing we have ever experienced is the fact that we have a basic understanding of ourselves and our own thoughts. The basis of the knowledge that our thought processes make constantly is not the same as the thought process another person has but we think it is (And that is the problem) we assume stuff based on the "voice" in our own head which will be wrong at all times because it can never be the same it just can't. That is not to say that we are doomed to die as a species but that makes communication and the "act" of trying to understand that much more important. But as the comic said a lot of people are used to bottling it up, and think that because their own thought process reached that conclusion that means everyone would reach the same conclusion. I think the short/krocks guy is a brilliant example. Assuming that both in the pair wants to relax watching stand up on a night out. I assume his thought process is him wanting to be able to relax on a night out and him thinking I am sitting in a dark room either way so "comfort>style" ' and assuming his girlfriend is doing the exact same mental exercise. However for her to be able to relax she needs to feel at least a "baseline pretty". Even in the dark they could be called out they are walking on the street/sitting next to people. Now they both want to relax but are going about it in very different ways. If the communication is lacking between the partners then she will assume he doesn't care (when in reality he very much went for a relaxed outfit it was very much a thoughtful process) and he will think she can't relax and chill when he sees the amount of work that goes into it (Again a very reasonable thought process for her) not saying this is a man vs. woman thing but rather a human to human thing.

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790]

I would also like to know why its a big deal. Is it because she's a sex icon?

[@k_a_y_l_e_e]

"i break up with him _in my head_ because it's none of his fucking business whether we're together or not." omfgggggggg xD

[@brianmcaleer3137]

Now she’s high

[@fierybookworm]

Ladies, don't date a man who makes you feel like you need to do this stuff for his love. More often than not if he makes you feel inadequate while you're dating, time won't make it better, and marriage will make it worse ❤️

[@AfricaGeo]

Funny when women do it it’s just for his own benefit and he should thank her

[@Pumpkin0_0]

@@AfricaGeo In turn, women will also thank men for putting in the effort. Women just got used to seeing it and don't expect the same effort from men, especially because it was never expected to begin with even if wanted. It's quite simple, to be honest. The expectation is just different.

[@anushka1063]

@Xiomara Carey Makeup and shaving aren't fucking general hygiene

[@harshjain7028]

The truth is that women will ALWAYS fall for the guy who makes them feel like she nees to do this stuff for his love. And a guy who accepts her for who she is --- she will be like there is something wrong with this guy. She will mentally reject him.

[@Mortainous]

@@harshjain7028 It's sad but more often than not true.

[@hees0009]

"Because he said good morning in a weird tone...."

[@Lovers_rock25]

That too, on a text😂

[@SporeTres]

@@Lovers_rock25 My coworker does this with her boyfriend. The poor guy doesn't even know what he did. He just texted something that "sounded wrong when read".

[@Lovers_rock25]

@@SporeTres Damn, I was kidding 😂😂

[@savokgrim4131]

"You're wearing shorts." LMAO

[@levelheaded0038]

When it comes to relationships, if a girl is asked why they broke up, she’ll give a long and thoughtful explanation. If a guy is asked, the response is, “she was crazy.” Every. Single. Time.

[@Boogeyman7274]

Boys/Men usually just want to keep those thing to themselves

[@olivercheeseman8227]

A lot of girls do be crazy though

[@dandeliondunmer3637]

@@olivercheeseman8227 alot of men do be crazy though

[@olivercheeseman8227]

@@dandeliondunmer3637 trueeeeee

[@stevendalloesingh1214]

Ever heard of the term "equality attract"?. No? Neither have I. Feminizm will be the downfall of women.

[@marif2993]

she really called everything out, from the false expectations of porn to the pedophilia of wanting a woman to be as hairless as a prepubescent child. WHAT A FUCKING QUEEN

[@TheChuizar22]

If only it was funny

[@mint_soup9743]

Nah I prefer to be smooth stop kink shaming it isn't wrong if a full grown woman likes the smooth look and a man gets attached to that cause that was one of his first experiences or whatever. Think

[@Vastspartan]

Because hair is correlated to masculine. Men should be hairy.

[@BRlGADE_KINGPIN]

Who even thinks to equate a woman shaving to a prepubescent child? 🤮 seek help. That’s something a pedo would think to say.

[@aleejjj]

Just because a comedian say so doesn't mean a hairy woman isn't gross 🤢

[@jasonland455]

Hey that pigeon was alive and he paid me

[@IlliaDoroshenko12]

@SundayMorning lul

[@kcufeht5795]

Must be tough to kidnap a pigeon.

[@Darktitanium159]

@SundayMorning lmfao

[@naomia4684]

Lmfaooooo 😂😂😂

[@ian7607]

😂

[@deannadavid6482]

Was patiently waiting for her to bring up hair removal. Shaving takes like an hour!!

[@dsm3759703]

So don't do it. Become Sasquatch. Get dumped.

[@thiacari]

YUP I only shaved once in my life. I've spent these hundreds of hours on reading and sports instead.

[@shinratensei3878]

ikr AND IT GROWS BACK IN LIKE TWO DAYS AAAAA

[@shinratensei3878]

ikr AND IT GROWS BACK IN LIKE TWO DAYS AAAAA

[@glowhoo9226]

So don’t do it

[@trangdoanthithuy5144]

Never take the first seat in Whitney Cummings' show. She knows how to roast

[@M0viLover]

Uh, that is pretty much universal, if you're going to a comedy show!!

[@missiamtwinkles0169]

@@M0viLover ruined the joke bruh

[@yeeaahBUDDY]

@@missiamtwinkles0169 it wasn't a joke

[@Kinobambino]

She said he was wearing shorts and crocs

[@wardog995]

She's the best because she's doing nothing but telling the truth. By the way it's hilarious.

[@mizztery]

Everything she said is highly accurate! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Torrent263]

Ha

[@deadtheories4170]

Nah

[@tobieeck9676]

She is crazy

[@ddebenedictis]

Not entirely...often the pigeon is alive.

[@Thenumerou]

Men don't care about mascara. Women do that to compete with other women. A man can find a dirty sock and baby oil sexually appealing.

[@annaneedle1877]

This woman is amazing I laughed so hard. She spits nothing but facts!

[@soleil2269]

Did we watch the same video

[@xomi_el]

If being sexist is a fact ok madam

[@echostorm1996]

@@xomi_el Oh please, male comedians love to bitch about women in their routines. I doubt you've ever expressed concern over them.

[@stupidindividual3102]

I’m sorry but I’ve never seen any good female comedians they just joke about there vagina for an hour

[@dwightdodd3734]

it's funny,because it's TRUE ........................

[@prettypicture1000]

She just roasted her ex medium rare and back again. 😂😂😂😂

[@markcadieux3445]

Too bad we won't hear his side of the story.

[@SkyyPiano]

@@markcadieux3445 Who cares about his story

[@mintmittens]

@@markcadieux3445 when he gets to be a good comedian i'll listen to his side

[@elephantwalkersmith1533]

I saw a W video where she rescues a dog. W was such a good person in the video. W is nothing like her comedy, she is kind and caring, and a real down to earth person. Thanks for helping our furry friends W!

[@kaldogorath]

Another fan of George Bush?

[@warmdusk]

Ahh the “porn after I fall asleep” part hit hard when my ex used to watch porn instead of have sex with me. One of the worst feeling you can have emotionally

[@isabellgleiter6192]

@NEKKRON shut up

[@jirahjashmiermacalino7556]

NEKKRON why should she?

[@ameliaheart5091]

NEKKRON If you are with the right person & have a healthy relationship a good sex life will come naturally from both sides. No one should have to “try hard”. It’s something that happens if you both feel like it, and if he never does, than the problem is on HIS side.

[@sadgurlpodcast___7692]

@NEKKRON Troll harder

[@ablurida]

Damn well congrats for even having dated him, I wouldn't last a week with someone that did that.

[@Flascoexp]

It hurts cause it's true, she definitely level out playing field. Them massacred every man in the room and those watching.

[@lazerarray8037]

She funny but she did not level the playing at all. Most of the stuff she complained about was stuff she and women choose to do.😂

[@MLBlue30]

@thegeorgezila #notallmen. Waaaah, she's not funny/offensive/not offensive enough, etc. etc.

[@bellasullivan2995]

​@skankhunt42 Yes, as a woman I can confirm that logic has been filtered out through evolution

[@markcadieux3445]

@@lazerarray8037 They do it so that we will find them attractive enough to spend our money on them.

[@airotiv7916]

I LOVE HER!!!! 😍💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

[@alexaklapp2573]

Why is she so pretty what even

[@alexaklapp2573]

Devin Tjelmeland i just wanted to compliment someone but ..

[@IndefinableSin]

@@alexaklapp2573 You brought that on yourself, half the set was about women putting on make up.

[@belowall2496]

@@BackwoodBanshee You're an idiot, quit being so dramatic ...

[@tarikay93]

She had a surgery. You can't tell?

[@isabellemalott9976]

Vatian no. and so what if women or men get surgeries.

[@maxalmonte14]

She was just standing there and spitting facts nonstop 😂😂

[@taiwoal]

The sad realities of life: turned into stand-up comedy.

[@yeflynne]

Yes bro comedy heals and provides awareness

[@stevendalloesingh1214]

Also: tragedy is funny, no matter how you flip it. Smiles are so powerful.

[@LoveYourself-ql8gi]

@AL people agree because its true

[@Mortainous]

@@LoveYourself-ql8gi it's possible but also a nice way of saying bandwagons don't exist anymore.

[@akj3344]

Definitely best female standup comedian! I can't remember anyone else who makes us laugh the way she does.

[@DiscordBeing]

Try Sarah Millican.

[@PianoViolinGuitar]

Look up Iliza Shlesinger! She’s one of my favorites too!

[@coleparker3306]

Nikki Glaser

[@akj3344]

@@coleparker3306 I am afraid I hate nikki. She is funny at roasts but she is a b**** in real life. Doesn't treat people in good way from what I know.

[@mariedaparellio5686]

Whitney's good but Taylor Tomlinson is funnier. kzbin.info/www/bejne/nGmVdIx6j96Hm7c

[@opheliapain455]

She has helped me keep smiles, this is why I love comedy. It’s an art. Love you beautiful.

[@GermAntibody]

[@deedoe7281]

You crazy

[@madisonpotter-moen3310]

got a jacket with ur profile pic on the back

[@MDNightz]

Hilarious and sadly, accurate. Great delivery, I laughed hard!

[@KoraDJess]

*She's working hard and you're wearing your pijamas this is unbelievable*

[@westernpigeon]

remove the crowd laughter and this is a TEDtalk

[@ojberrettaberretta5314]

is it actual laughter or is it a tape like i really cant tell it doesnt sounds like genuine laughing

[@kaldogorath]

I found your comment funnier than her set

[@tunisreads]

this woman deserved a standind freaking ovation, hats off

[@joykelley9971]

Don't understand why her TV Show was EVER canceled !!!

[@youtube8775]

​@Joy Kelley , Same reason women's basketball needs to be subsidized. No one watches it.

[@Uncrushed04]

There's only one person in the world I can listen to insult me for hours on end and still want to give her a hug at the end of it. It's Whitney Cummings, pure talent.

[@ags3637]

she has the prettiest eye color i’ve ever seen

[@bbcc716]

Contact lens🙃

[@asmrme600]

Seriously, guys wish we were obsessed with them lol

[@MAGAISKLAN]

They have no clue what amount of 0 fucks we really give...

[@andrew_h6]

BrownSkinGirl1969 “We.”

[@lami704]

Some Guy chill

[@dagda3000]

Girls are obsessed with guys they consider a good catch. Not so much with guys they feel they have settled for.

[@Tao-fp3yr]

Yeah. Y'all are. When we look like Brad Pitt, Idris, Denzel, or (Insert celeb).

[@colindavis2113]

Dudes have Patrice o’ Neil and Bill Burr to talk about how crazy women are and Women have Whitney Cummings to tell us about how crazy we are....love it!

[@scottenchris]

Fun fact: Bill Burr produced her last Netflix special, he's a huge fan!

[@Tracy-xe9zu]

Dudes have almost every male comedian ever, they LOVE to bitch about women :/

[@puesbien]

It’s refreshing to see the fairer sex’s POV on our craziness.

[@sthoughtsarchive2791]

Lol noice

[@SimonKnight1023]

@@Tracy-xe9zu You give them a lot of material.

[@Pwnagotchi-0]

As a man, I can not deny the logic she is bringing to her standup and in a strange way I find it extremely hard to resist.

[@MistaKlutch]

Yo the one about talking to athletes in the TV.....my Wife didn't know how DEEP I got into sports until she married me, and the Mavs played the spurs in round 1 of the playoffs one year. I was LEGIT standing on the table yelling at the Mavs like i was a coach at one point. Whitney is 1000000000% on point LMFAO

[@arisaric6369]

Is this TED talk? Because i feel like i learned more about how other women think instead of laughing.!

[@whitkincy7763]

Dude same

[@Chloe_Kolohe808]

She’s certainly dressed like a TED talk speaker

[@Kuzyapso]

Same

[@somabalestra1131]

Why don't you say that to male comedians. I feel like I was in a Psychology class when I watch them.

[@arisaric6369]

@@somabalestra1131 i definitely would to some.

[@jennathompson4242]

I grew up with five brothers, was freaking screaming at the football bit.🤣😂🤣

[@karelklos5483]

“Everyday is Sunday for us” was a god tier joke

[@merriichin]

This comment section literally proves her whole point

[@ghrasta.]

Exactly what I was thinking

[@TheBmills415]

I'm a guy and she's spot on I'm not a simp either she was giving a great perspective I never thought about

[@feelsman7837]

Does it actually

[@philipemmanuel4122]

@@feelsman7837 no, it does not. Beware those who constantly misuse use the word, “literally”. 🤮

[@zzzcocopepe]

@@charlievelez3510 what u said was disrespectful and evil

[@user-ey4ut9uc8w]

Honestly, this is pretty accurate for both guys and girls 😂

[@ddebenedictis]

I mean, who among us hasn't dropped seed on a dead pigeon?

[@pandagamer-hg5be]

@@ddebenedictis *utter silence*

[@shar7923]

Otakuuuu

[@def_leppard_junkie]

No one can stop Bebop cause his shades are Gucci. :)

[@nofybn7794]

How do you know it is accurate for girls, pretty sure you are a guy?

[@thewhat531]

Her latest special was my favorite stand up-show of 2019.

[@koto9]

The What!!? Where did you watch it? Netflix?

[@chuckrennert4540]

I am a guy from New York. Whitney is great! Keep it coming! Plus your face and body are rockin! Keep it up kid!

[@edrispro]

I see those eyebrows and I already know she's been called crazy so much she had to make it part of her set.

[@antred11]

I don't get the connection? She's got crazy eyebrows? 🤔

[@reginatrigos8215]

Wow you missed the entire point of her bit

[@Nyxthebat04]

So now women are called crazy because of their eyebrows-

[@fatalexcerpts]

@@Nyxthebat04 "women"? The OP only mentioned the comic, how does that equate to all women? Ever seen carrot top? Think his eyebrows make him look a bit loony? Same deal. I don't understand what the vast mental leap is there. Or why the need to get defensive on behalf of all women. Ya know, what I find most amusing about this bit is how it seems to be flytrap for all the females it attempts, and fails, to vindicate.

[@mariebourgot4949]

@@fatalexcerpts But that's...literally the theme of the video, did you even watched it, or did you only heard, what you wanted to hear and neglect the rest, like women specifically being called crazy over nothing?

[@yesiampsycho]

Is it just me or does she looks a lot like Sandra Bullock? 🤔

[@desireeloveros1055]

Is that not Sandra Bullock?

[@AB-nb2ic]

...if Sandra Bullock were better looking

[@GiovanniTancrediChan]

They are both female

[@phoebeioelara6009]

And Jessica Biel

[@AEHudg]

Sandra Bullock/Eva Longoria

[@cl759]

🤣🤣🤣🤣This starts off wicked finishes brutal.

[@prathyusha5393]

Man, I love her! Thanks for speaking for us gurl!

[@yowshiii3]

her eyes are pretty

[@dinishalewis425]

Yea they are

[@eshwar6969]

Those dead soulless green eyes

[@keithbagdon6888]

You like the insane amount of makeup that makes her eyes look pretty*

[@yowshiii3]

i didnt even realize i got likes

[@yowshiii3]

Keith Bagdon nah, the color is really pretty. i dont know what kinda makeup youd put on eyes, son

[@deathmetal0914]

She is what Amy Schumer wishes she could be.

[@hiddederaad595]

DeathMetal09 skinny?

[@nikkifrancis8566]

Facts

[@Im_Zion]

@@hiddederaad595 yo this was so mean that I felt it in the deepest depths of my soul and I love it

[@mamicci2]

😆😆😆😆Shots fired

[@skydivekrazy76]

Amy has zero chance of being this funny, attractive or thin.

[@bellawilliams347]

On this week’s episode of: “are the straights okay?”

[@edawhat3737]

LMAO literally what i was thinking

[@kranberry3318]

My thoughts EXACTLY

[@gespachosoup]

My sister has been hospitalized by her girlfriend, publicly humiliated by another one posting her nudes on anonib before it was taken down, and still can't find a decent girl to be with. We all have the same issues why is it always this 'us versus them' stance? Chill out

[@tunisreads]

@@gespachosoup because it's a joke...

[@gespachosoup]

@@tunisreads all jokes contain truth that's why we find them funny, lmao. Simple minds

[@Katiekay.]

gorgeous and hilarious..... This unapologetic fearless woman, who is brutally honest and completely correct is MY IDOL.

[@omarpage4132]

Reminds me of that one Donald glover sketch with crazy man stories 😂

[@robynwilson9227]

Oof I love that skit. So UNBELIEVABLY true

[@robynwilson9227]

@Milkshake Of Death I mean who's to say he ripped her off? Like it's a truthful observation, more than one person was bound to make it

[@boho3785]

True. Something like “when men go crazy, you gonna die”

[@andrew_h6]

Milkshake Of Death You implied Donald Glover ripped off the skit from Margaret Atwood. Do you even know what you said?

[@andrew_h6]

Milkshake Of Death Well of hats the case have a good day. I’m not going to talk to someone who is playin dumb.

[@unbotheredmovement]

She nailed it at the end.🙌

[@joco7977]

Nailed it

[@Tri_The_Force]

Nailed what? Hairy women are disgusting to everyone except hairy women.

[@lami704]

OutsideOpinion short men are are clowns

[@violettelovesjesus8888]

Cool name

[@strawberrycherrybaby]

@@Tri_The_Force Except for the multiple men I've dated who said they prefer natural hair. A woman without body hair is called a child. Y'all are creepy.

[@chrisbroguiere3593]

This woman is hilarious! Love this lady. I'm glad to see she is getting the fame and notoriety she so deserves. Her journey has just begun. She is going to be huge!

[@taiwoal]

I love this woman. The heavens bless you Ms. Cummings.

[@Torrent263]

My mom yelled at the TV so much my dad stopped watching football

[@KingConsoleJordan]

PAYLOAD studios I feel the pain my mom won’t stfu like lady they can’t hear you

[@idwtbam]

She played that well

[@lizbosen771]

Sounds like she won then.

[@kokoniqueful]

She's very clever lol

[@SG-sj5zr]

Tell 👏it👏sis👏 This was a straight up ROAST 😂😂😂

[@bigtimetorifan]

Im thinking right now ‘Dang, shes right!’ Women (chose) to put ourselves thru extensive beautification in hopes of achieving the levels. Which are everywhere in the media.

[@bigtimetorifan]

Yes, and there’s that!!

[@Glasshopper]

You forget the parts where she blames men for her decisions then wonders why she gets called crazy so often.

[@Glasshopper]

@thegeorgezila she is right blaming men for HER decisions, how so?

[@Glasshopper]

@thegeorgezila pretend your all smart and superior while being thick as a board. Tell the truth, your account is a catfish and you are pretending to be a man.

[@Glasshopper]

@thegeorgezila you pretend to be superior yet you can not even understand that it's her own choices she is bitching about. Does it make you feel special to pretend to be so superior.

[@r0ninh01]

All of her videos are brilliant, but this one is the best I've seen.

[@VihanDamaris]

This just fueled my desire to stop putting make up and remove body hair. Ain't worth the trouble.

[@rohilthomson]

It's sad that you make decisions about your own body based on someone else's opinions

[@VihanDamaris]

@@rohilthomson it happens to match my convictions. She just gave me the boldness to do it.

[@twoprayingbuddhas892]

I do shave because it feels more comfortable, and not itchy😂

[@nochipsonlycrisps8639]

It really is upto you.Won't make much difference with that mug of yours anyway.

[@prefershe]

Hi, there's not supposed to be anything wrong with makeup if that's what you desire for yourself, you don't think she's wearing makeup on here? And some of us don't want our underarms and private areas to look like a forest, thanks and goodbye 😆

[@ak-ci5ih]

I love this woman, the way she talks about women's problems without disrespecting men.

[@Magibatproductions]

Uh did we watch the same video?

[@danielpruitt8550]

Lol. I think I solve world peace, guys just start using foundation and light lipstick and put effort into appearance!

[@ak-ci5ih]

@@Magibatproductions yup

[@rohinigottipati]

Goddess descended upon Earth throwing FACTS right in the faces of straight men🙏

[@belowall2496]

Interestingly enough, all you have to do to be called crazy ... is be straight and male

[@isabellemalott9976]

Below All I don’t think I’ve Ever heard anyone call somebody crazy just because they’re straight and a man. If they act crazy, then yea. But not because of those two reasons lol

[@jacksontylerg174]

Because straight men are the only ones who can do wrong....... ignorance

[@wongledongle340]

@@belowall2496 man maybe they are just crazy and happen to be straight and male. cause you seem pretty crazy right now and I don't even know what race you are

[@isabelvaladez8853]

@@belowall2496 www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DW171n_v4ZAs&ved=2ahUKEwjjrJSKy8nnAhVHIKwKHXcODrQQwqsBMAB6BAgEEAQ&usg=AOvVaw0uvD4l92ja14ewWEQ8H8q6

[@angelwild9145]

She’s both gorgeous AND hysterical!! And … REAL!! Love her! 😂✌️😍🐕🌎🏙🐉🎉⭐️🎉

[@Beeetlejjug]

She just called out everyman who ever lived

[@marianluc6235]

Gobble Turkey that's how she makes a good living .don't worry she will hit the wall in couple of years .I see her in the future with a company of 10 cats.

[@nofybn7794]

@@marianluc6235 SEXIST and wrong. Typical guy, can't respect a woman! Massive MASSIVE EGO, INSECURE.

[@nofybn7794]

@Hawken Samurai SEXIST AND WRONG, BUD.

[@cinivia8840]

Good for her

[@TrueRattlehead]

@@nofybn7794 lol you type like a feminist Trump

[@countpythagoras]

Everyday is a Sunday fors us. Such an underrated joke

[@deadtheories4170]

She reminds me of wonder women.

[@eddyram4932]

You mean Gal Gadot? 😂😂😂

[@nofybn7794]

@unknown unknown SEXIST!

[@nofybn7794]

Woman not WOMEN. Women is more then 1.

[@deadtheories4170]

@@nofybn7794 r/woooosh

[@lorenahafner9804]

@unknown unknown because she is really fucking good at it !!!

[@beckystarrski]

God I love this! Whitney is one of the comedians I can definitely listen to & not get extremely bored, like with some other female comedians.🙄🤣 I had a boyfriend one who told me to just “ignore” my cramps. He was so nice, but so fing clueless about certain things when it came to females. Some women don’t get bad cramps. However some (I knw if ur reading this u understand) have almost debilitating ones. Anyway my best friend said to him one random month, after he told me “mind over matter” & they’ll go away. She said okay, “let me kick you in your nuts!” And tell me if mind over matter helps you..🤣

[@WhenDarknessFalls100]

I would LOVE to see her and Bill Burr in a stage and just let loose on each other 😂

[@c.s.70]

YES please!!

[@moonbabyhealing]

Genius idea

[@FitzRave]

And here I thought my girl actually liked lettuce

[@arrianetolentino6459]

That zoom in when she said "you know what?" tho lmao

[@kuuleilove3469]

2 texts in a row and you're crazy lmao so true!!!😂😂😂

[@hsu42387]

damn she slayed this set

[@LycanLink]

Tom Brady will remember that.

[@ellaczeiner3974]

There's Straight Men and men who happen to be straight. This is why I'm a lesbian

[@m0thersludg3]

THANK YOU. people don't seem to realize that there are men who are straight and Straight Men™

[@researchroundearth4565]

@@m0thersludg3 whats the difference?

[@ryelyamat8755]

Doesn’t make sense

[@akacozymint]

true jaja

[@logy2720]

makes no sense

[@sarahdoanpeace3623]

8 minutes of total truths and complete facts!!! Absolutely hilarious!!!!

[@misslovechild22]

Are those Crocs 😂😂😂😂

[@jermainepalk1832]

I like her, she has a really awesome delivery!

[@trickniggajoe4041]

Shes super underrated. Love her style.

[@DroneLearner]

You need to come England and do your act. Not very many comics make me laugh out loud, but you own your opinion and present it with such passion and conviction.