Jordan Schlansky’s Final CONAN Appearance - CONAN on TBS

[@YouTube]

End of an era!😢

[@mach3wgamer]

Woah KZbin comments and is a fan of Conan!

[@saurodeepbasu8823]

Wait, what?? XD XD

[@sal191_]

@@mach3wgamer they've been all over the place recently.

[@4TwentyFour20]

why are you not applying equal standards to conservative and liberal channels? steven crowder gets 2 million views in a day and doesnt make trending? give me a break...

[@thenextlevel112]

Fix your garbage youtube

[@contenau22]

I was in the audience and what he said was that he arranges the locations of shooting for outdoors sketches, organizes the financial side for props and such, pays attention to the legality sides of things when a joke references brands and handles some responsibilities of the pr department.

[@DanielBoonelight]

i can only hope the comment that everyone was pretty much waiting for is legit. 😂

[@yatindrapabbati6878]

Well... Jordan does various things actually

[@Irv123]

Thank you! And Jordan was never lying when he said "Various Tasks" 👍

[@yakuza01]

"The people that need to know already know"

[@a_witcher94]

so wait .. did he sent himself to Italy?! and Conan out of the country when he wanted a break?! .. did he come up with the remotes in the first place?! .. damn

[@darryl2542]

"I prepared my body in various ways" will forever be an iconic moment.

[@Wrexxxx]

Then it ends up just being his face. This dude cracks me up.

[@christopherstein2024]

@@Wrexxxx He shaved his face but also I assume he washed his body probably under a shower.

[@TryMyMartini]

My favorite skit is the “Jordan Schlansky’s Masterpiece” Star Wars speech from the Scraps Outtakes reel.

[@kismetau]

He follows Patrick Bateman’s morning ritual: “l believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.”

[@_andresss07]

Legend.

[@commanderkeen3787]

He was a good producer. He always prepared the show in various ways

[@Nigel1Powers]

damn that made me laugh so hard

[@zookeykneetv]

Don't forget that he also prepares his body in various ways.

[@aathreyashenoy]

They used the same image of Jordan till the end of the show 😂

[@Nicolas27386]

lol trueee!!! 😆

[@shantanuvinodnair3678]

That picture captures his very essence 😂

[@kentinson1670]

Consistency👌

[@shrishikesh2292]

Well the first few times he appeared on the show they showed a pic of him in a tux

[@ignosis89]

Well there is another picture of him that they used early on where he had longer slicked down hair, but for the TBS show yeah this is the one they used.

[@SuperBC1975]

"Jordan Schlansky’s Final CONAN Appearance." The end of an era.

[@justinduren95]

Well, for sure we'll see him on Conan's HBO Max show! Conan's obviously having fun with him!

[@the84don]

@@justinduren95 I really hope so

[@anton9546]

He's gonna be missed :(

[@cleverusername9369]

I have a feeling he'll be traveling along with Conan to HBO

[@tsogobauggi8721]

A sad day :(

[@h3artands0uLL]

Conan: “Here’s a remote we shot with Jordan back in 2013” Me: I know, I’ve watched each 100 times.

[@rasmusolsen441]

You can't stop rewatching old Conan skits... Never gets old

[@Yadira253]

@@rasmusolsen441 Period.

[@poopace]

"do not cite the deep magic to me witch, i was there when it was written"

[@vishvanatarajan167]

FACTS!!!

[@puckbucky.5545]

And yet you watched it this time again, didnt you ;)?

[@TubsNSkins]

1:28 Conan explaining the segment as if we all haven't watched it 15 times each.

[@YourSweatyUncle]

Theres a live audience you american

[@TubsNSkins]

@@YourSweatyUncle ...What? They replayed an old segment that was already on KZbin...

[@polt1664]

@@YourSweatyUncle get a load of this guy

[@aleckthemadlad9543]

@@YourSweatyUncle lmao get rekt, ofc some audience are new so they have to mention it, even if for those who are familiar with this same ol shenanigans.

[@igaveliahiv6649]

@@YourSweatyUncle of die hard fans

[@SAKOKAIAS]

Nobody performed various tasks like Jordan did. He will be missed.

[@EvertfromNederland]

He could crack a bullwhip like no other

[@alimpanmandal6472]

Well he is with conan R8 they are just changing channels

[@A_football_]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iX-upJxvjrCVnsk.

[@SSR175]

That's cuz he prepared himself for them in various ways.

[@jonpoon3896]

He will be missed in various ways

[@chiefenumclaw7960]

'Conan and Jordan Road Trips' would be a Billion business on Netflix.

[@ayanbandyopadhyay767]

Please Netflix . want it, need it ! 🔥

[@christianpalmer7234]

Conan you reading this?

[@rootyhillariouscomedygarag584]

I believe Conan without Borders will continue, as will the podcast. Hopefully there's an episode or 2 dedicated to Jordan and Conan's adventures, and maybe they'll have him on a podcast episode.

[@michaeldohndelara2240]

I would pay good money to see this

[@MichaelFromTheAttic]

I'd pay a subscription JUST for this.

[@supere4nitro]

I love how every single time they mention Jordan on the show they pull up that exact same headshot of him

[@doct0rnic]

That's the genius of Conan, king of the re-accuring bit

[@AD_RC]

"STOCK IMAGE"

[@crzzymnn911]

Just one of the many running gags

[@Ad_Astra2023]

Yes, and also for that reason that image is engrained in my head every time I hear Jordan’s name. 😂

[@TheCognitiveScript]

@@doct0rnic OMG GUYS, I just found a SNEAK PEEK OF CONAN ON HBO MAX!!!!! kzbin.info/www/bejne/aGbShYt5j8esh9k…..

[@Oozes_Dark]

“You’re not making eye contact with me” “Why would I”? Is so underrated

[@onuq3r4y478]

the question mark goes inside the quotation marks

[@beastfromthemiddleeast6369]

No one really cares but you ​@lowenization

[@Tommy-g6k3v]

@@beastfromthemiddleeast6369 I care

[@beastfromthemiddleeast6369]

@@Tommy-g6k3v no one cares that you care. :)

[@buffhorses3632]

@@beastfromthemiddleeast6369 I also care.

[@georgeblair3894]

Jordan was obviously sent to our planet to prepare our planet in various ways.

[@Eizi0815]

UNDERRATED.

[@lactoseintolerantgaming2711]

Australia better be concerned then because he refused to comment on his situation "down under"

[@carpediem5343]

LOVE

[@kiwiphil9731]

Good job on 598 likes

[@user-qk7lh4wl6e]

Amen too that 🙏🤣🤣

[@nobodynobody7729]

Jordan's home planet is probably very proud of him.

[@r.edward5701]

And bare of any trees...

[@jpguitar34]

I bet that his only regret is that his ship crashed in Roswell, NM rather than Italy.

[@samanthab1923]

The Mothership has returned for him 🚀

[@1strights]

No doubt.

[@tequilapraesident]

*His home planet is very proud of him in various ways

[@ireallydidntwanttomakeanac575]

"You're not making eye contact with me" "Why would I?" What a glorious burn.

[@deya2nassar]

Pardon, English is not my first language. I didn't get why his comeback was good hehe Would you care to explain? Thank you.

[@final538]

@@deya2nassar its basically like when you are guilty of something and avoid to make an eye contact when talking but still act big. Something like that.

[@AYYYY8D]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/n3LQdKeoeaaKrtE

[@deya2nassar]

@@final538 Oh, I think I get it. Thank you so much. That was nice of you.

[@staleling]

@@deya2nassar it's more like, you're not that important, so why should I make eye contact

[@saahil_sud]

As someone who has worked as an executive producer before, I can attest that it is really hard to precisely describe what an associate or executive producer does on a show/film set. Jordan's description that he does various production tasks assigned to him is kind of the perfect Job description of an Associate producer.

[@samuelschonenberger]

So you're saying he's an office handyman that will do whatever gets thrown at him?

[@cap-ml7ky]

So what exactly is it that jordan does?

[@clarice8604]

Do you also prepare your body in various ways

[@picanha694]

He is like a glorified intern

[@Otoskire]

Does the executive producer assign the tasks?

[@drivewaystar6485]

I love how they've kept showing the same pic of him for like 10 years lol

[@LindA00313]

😜

[@kanethompson708]

Lol

[@ranarahi4389]

Ikr😂

[@awantisambarey5039]

"I prepared my body in various ways" - I think this line will go down in history as one of Jordan's best 😅

[@matheus6894]

@serdy ximi right??? hahahhahahahahah

[@betulkilic3292]

"First of all the plural of latte is latti" is such a Jordan thing to say.

[@ilgabbo85]

But it's incorrect. We say "latte" for plural, too

[@youllseemeallovertheintern3682]

@@ilgabbo85. If Jordan says it; don’t debate it.

[@kendra1015]

@@ilgabbo85 I think it is more that the plural does not exist, you don't say latte with a plural verb

[@cuneytkeskin3967]

that exactly what i was looking for lol

[@ghgggh5071]

@@ilgabbo85 in Italian it would be so that is what he means

I love how many of Conan’s videos with his employees have way more visits than videos with movie stars. It is amazing how we have all got to learn about the people in the show, what they do, and even about their personality.

[@TaylorTrask]

Its because Conan and his team are like a real life version of the Office. They're all insanely interesting characters and Conan is what Michael Scott always wished he was.

[@robertmccully2792]

Its cheaper.

[@Sansri16761]

These two have the greatest friendly/antagonistic relationship ever! I'm seriously gonna miss watching these two play off each other

[@kvkingftw966]

Hopefully not the last time. Greener pastures ahead

[@grogu411]

Comas whole crew is amazing.

[@robd1329]

Why..hes boring

[@lightfox11]

isnt the show just moving to another network owned by the same company?

[@nanashi1173]

@@lightfox11 No. it’s going to be a once weekly travel show.

[@surajprabhu6520]

I prepared myself in various ways to deal with this loss.

[@gamerboyss5310]

cringe comment repeated

[@johnsoapmactavish9921]

@@gamerboyss5310 you’re the one who’s cringe you keyboard warrior

[@mrhobs]

Nope, unoriginal attention seekers being called out is not cringe.

[@Max_Coolman]

@@mrhobs oh no somebody made a joke on a KZbin comment section

[@johnsoapmactavish9921]

@Eagle you’re*

[@TimeBucks]

I really hope hope Jordan makes it to the next show

[@SeanFerree]

Same!

[@huhyyfftyg3349]

He will

[@nicknick70707]

Plot twist! Jordan is the new host

[@Lufisyth]

I doubt they even talk to each other much after their trip to Japan.

[@cantbackdown123]

I don’t think Andy is gonna be on the next show 😭😭

[@ronnychristenjoyer6778]

I don't know what's more tragic: the end of the last, actually funny late night television show or Jordan Schlansky having to apply for a real job.

[@J29-u8u]

Amen brother. From here on out it's all politics all the time, an emasculated woke-off where humor & entertainment take a permanent backseat to leftist indoctrination

[@ronnychristenjoyer6778]

@@J29-u8u 1000%

[@iDGF999]

You're saying Colbert isn't funny? Yikes.

[@ronnychristenjoyer6778]

@@iDGF999 I don't watch him. Too much political brainwashing. Me no likey.

[@tev866]

@@J29-u8u lol cope harder

[@DreistStudios]

Conan and Jordan just need to have a remote show and post it on KZbin every week!

[@zahirhaque89]

Make a new McGregor vs Poireier video!

[@FNNickJamesTV]

Conan & Jordan would be the greatest podcast of all time.

[@EpicLemonMusic]

Well they probably want to earn more than 50 bucks to be able to support his massive staff, so I am hoping they go to a Streaming Service or HBO

[@jasonsmits1974]

No

[@Jay-tr9ff]

Driest Studios!!!! McGregor vs. Porier 3??? LOL

[@bradley163]

This brings me joy in the most bittersweet way possible.

[@robertfkreps]

I don't even watch it that much and I agree

[@hgdm89]

Stimulates various parts of my body.

[@illimois]

“I’ve been experimenting with oats and whey" never fails to make me lose it every time

[@joliecide]

Maybe he was curious.

[@TheOTA101]

If he doesn't appear on HBO we riot!!

[@shatteredbloodrunner]

Damn strait

[@starxhilmie]

what did he do ?

[@danielstack4158]

Shouldn't that be saved for Andy Richter?

[@T_WC123]

This.

[@albiesnyder412]

And if they don't upload it to KZbin!! I don't have HBO lmao

[@barbatof]

The end of an era. Really going to miss Conan and his talk show format.

[@Expansionization]

End of an era yes. But I'm happy that the talk show era is ending(none watches cable). It's more personal with pods and whatnots for example.

[@12coco100]

The realization is coming in that CONAN is ending, and I feel like SpongeBob in that one meme where he's sitting in a coffee shop alone, anxiously thinking while it rain heavy outside.

[@john-dw4zc]

Same bro same

[@robd1329]

Why is he leaving? Was he part of jeff epsteins trips??

[@Maderasdesign]

@@robd1329 new show on hbomax. Still think all of Hollywood is going to get arrested huh?

[@breezingby2611]

I mean luckily it’s just one form of him that’s ending and he’ll be back before long with something new

[@graphicsgod]

Ditto.. this is the third time I've had to go through this!! Your breaking my heart Conan!! 😭😭😭😭

[@abrahamhimself]

He’s got a great physique. Man, if doing various tasks and preparing his body in various ways gets THAT….sign me up for whatever class he’s teaching.

[@celifacejones]

"You're not making eye contact." "Why would I?" 😆😂

[@tealablu3759]

Intimidation tactics. He doesn’t even have to make eye contact

[@Chicksquid]

Eye contact is difficult for some people, and quite frankly there was really no use for it at that moment lol.

[@celifacejones]

@@Chicksquid i just love how quick it is. No hesitation. Cracks me up.

[@ashwinigautam7282]

1000th Or 1kth like

[@janelawson8483]

lol priceless 👀

[@wantonswan]

"I prepare my body in various ways" i couldn't forget this if I tried

[@polypeptide]

I’m a little bummed that the majority of this clip was something that I’ve already seen 50 times, yet I also didn’t mind watching it another time.

[@johnmarkpacheca]

Make that 200 times, I love those bits.

[@maskahleo]

*150 times

[@lh7369]

Same

[@PlagasX]

Yea pissed me off tbh. I hope we see more of him on Conan's new show on hbo max.

[@rm3869]

John Mark Pacheca Same

[@nguyenmungphan3701]

I come back every weekend to hear the "I prepare my body in various ways." legendary line.

[@thetributary8089]

The most important fake Italian on earth. He must be protected.

[@robd1329]

The mexicans working at my pizzeria are more italian than he is!

[@mrsuarez430]

He's from fuckn buffalo 🤣

[@Bighomiehobbs]

INDEED

[@victorfergn]

I'm a fake italian myself and he's my role model

[@ebayseller6040]

@@victorfergn you go to your favorite italian restaurant olive garden?

[@Cinemarkerz96]

"I am a deeply emotional man"-Jordan Schlansky Today...we are all deeply emotional.

[@satheesh3436]

😭

[@SoCloseToToast]

Most well known Associate Producer and Coffee Connoisseur!

[@Buiral]

1st reply?

[@blakethornsbrough1528]

He has various duties.

[@wb8040]

Assistant to the Associate producer.

[@nightwolf9951]

Toast, you follow Conan too?!

[@PIXPromosMore]

And Cranky Fake Italian, let's not forget that

[@mattlovelltv3794]

I hope Jordan got fairly compensated for all he did. He was literal walking content

[@thatguywithslantyeyes5902]

Fun fact: Even now, Jordan is still preparing his body in various ways before doing various tasks

[@thatguywithslantyeyes5902]

@@tombaran8450 Thank you sir😁

[@rhysdbeast5]

Hahahahaa ikr!

[@malachipash3824]

I know he's the subject of the joke here but I wish I was more like him healthy organised with the things that are important to him and he do doesn't take sit from his superiors.

[@thatguywithslantyeyes5902]

@@malachipash3824 yeah he's actually cool

[@user-fe8gx3ie5v]

@@malachipash3824 He wasn't very organized with his office.

[@moresalad221]

Ive met Jordan at a coffee shop in L.A. This is his personality dead on. Update: He was not drinking coffee. He reiterated that clearly on a Conan episode. He was just sitting down reading. Another update: Bandon Massey has low self confidence and projects how he is so that he may sleep at night as he struggles to have a self-understanding of his own troubled identity.

[@Deadhammer218]

"Dead" being the key word here

[@DoctorLuny]

@Jack Francis he was just there to roast them

[@user-mi8gf5ez5g]

lmao

[@zuuzuuka]

@@DoctorLuny "Since you do no roasting of any commendation in this establishment, allow me."

[@eugene8524]

He was drinking American coffee????

[@pwatchmh]

I love how the audience cheer just by the mention of associate producer

[@murtadamohammed6065]

Could you please explain to me what is happening, will the program be closed or what?

[@luis6633]

Nobody sees him as that wigga

[@jirehpsalmpaule6077]

@@murtadamohammed6065 it will end June 24. He will transition to HBO Max for a new show, God knows what.

[@thehitchslap]

Jordan is a light in the darkness. His expressionless face has brought my so much joy over the years. It like looking into the deadlights from a Stephen King novel.

[@ScenicFights]

Jordan Schlansky never breaks characters haha

[@wartem]

Not often at least

[@ikkivp5631]

I've seen a couple..and its even funnier to see him break character..

[@jayp123]

Unless he’s in Italy

[@doctoroctos]

Is it a character, or does he just laugh at how dumb he sounds sometimes?

[@AYYYY8D]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oJ-VoK2MnLyenLc

[@brundash8013]

Jordan’s face after he hugs Conan is gold

[@azhari7968]

Don't spoil it I haven't finished watching!

[@McFly2015AD]

Lol he genuinely did not want to hug.

[@dwightk.schrute5291]

@@azhari7968 then why are u reading comments

[@ArsyaUtomo]

Recruit more teenagers with attitude.

[@LoveProWrestling]

But he left my boy hanging with the salute...

[@davidechavez-valdez6967]

Jordan Schlansky's various tasks is this era's Krabby Patty secret formula.

[@hoshthemosh5701]

😂😂😂😂

[@anthonykettaneh1991]

This is it. This is THE comment.

[@cyberlivion8363]

ARLIGHT I GET IT!

[@tealablu3759]

Except someone spilled the beans in the comments 🤣 Apt description, though 😂 drove us planktons crazy

[@charlieyork-t1c]

End of an era!. Nobody performed various tasks like Jordan did. He will be missed..

[@croc6198]

Whenever you feel down or depressed about things,just remember out of all the times to be alive,you were alive when Jordan Schlansky was around.

[@elizabethdacosta5601]

What a great comment!!

[@wdl8641]

Thanks I need this

[@susanlisson7066]

This is such a great comment. It needs more likes. Just do it.

[@D00NBU66Y]

And Karl Pilkington! Cheers to these 2 hidden gems!

[@mjapusa4948]

That’s true

[@FabulousKilljoy917]

And he’s grown a beard, to show that time has passed

[@mr.q337]

Everybody grow a beard during quarantine =)))

[@raja-vy7rw]

r/unexpectedmulaney

[@thecompanioncube4211]

He's balding a little as well. It saddens me for no reason

[@WakingDuck]

John Mulaney xanax joke?

[@neo_7864]

his white beard apparently

[@3VILmonkey]

Jordan Schlansky: "I'm experimenting with oats and whey." Everyone: ...

[@SteezLouise]

"I Prepare my body in various ways"

[@Peter-yc2uh]

Have never liked this bit. It's painful to watch someone literally humiliate another person. Even if it is all a show, it's still painful.

[@Beunibster]

@@azurecomet86 Jordan is not a character

[@Far-cw8sh]

I relate to that. We need to make oates somehow an enjoyable food, not a torture.

[@drivethru6155]

The odd thing is that I also use oats and whey in my daily consumption. Jordan's delivery of the line was just so... creepy.

[@squareli8589]

It was more than 5 years ago that I discovered Jordan on KZbin with Conan and he is easily one of my favorite person on KZbin, there’s just something special about his character, gonna miss you man😂

[@krishnanandnair6274]

I love how they always used the exact same picture of him

[@mattdajedi]

@WiLD CHiLD lol me too same picture for years

[@mahadesh6467]

It never gets old 😂

[@michaelweston2285]

it's from his highschool yearbook

[@whytho5666]

respect for this guy. most difficult job. trying not laugh at conans jokes.

[@FNNickJamesTV]

Watch his segments over the years and you'll see it's not hard for him. He's ice cold.

[@limitlesssky3050]

@@FNNickJamesTV he almost breaks a few times.

[@FNNickJamesTV]

@@limitlesssky3050 He does, but never at the absurdity of himself. Only when he thinks Conan is behaving like a rube.

[@coryv5679]

Not gonna lie most of what he says isn't funny. I wouldn't laugh either. I love Conan but most of his skits are just not funny to me.

[@spyk124]

@@coryv5679 that’s an opinion. Conan is naturally funny. You may not like his skits, but his natural responses are comedic. Saying “ what would be the human answer” is funny. The way he interacts with Jordan is super funny. If you watch the past clips, they cut when Jordan laughed. There’s a few cuts in this one as well.

[@malakaihernandez2235]

2 Favorite quotes: "I've prepared my body in various ways" "I have various tasks"

[@JasonMcBason]

my body is ready in various ways

[@jersonverdeflor6093]

My favorite is "I am a deeply emotional man" a fan in south korea turned it into "I am deeply emotional fan" when conan arrived there. I really hope there will be more conan travel episodes in hbo.

[@rays5163]

What's funny is, as an associate producer, his job really is to do "various things"

[@jefolson6989]

My contract says " other tasks as required". And I signed it!

[@SimBol1216]

Jordan got a louder and more enthusiastic applause than any celebrity I've seen on Conan's shows. That says something about the Conan fanbase.

[@peoples2296]

His videos also get more views than the celebrities

[@chuckbiscuits4461]

I absolutely love how Jordan gets into character the moment he sees Conan. He just knows what's going down and gets right into it

[@johannesgutenburg6425]

He may be an actor because its not believable that hes a real person why wouldnt conan know what he does?

[@GoogleIsAPieceOfShit2023]

Because he prepares his body in various different ways 😂

[@CodPast]

@San Cho definitely a character

[@fiarandompenaltygeneratorm5044]

Schlansky: "First of all, the plural of latte is latti." Conan: "So you have chosen death."

[@fiarandompenaltygeneratorm5044]

@@bassolomeobassoni6590 Are you the Italian Jordan Schlansky? Sounds like it.

[@bassolomeobassoni6590]

@@fiarandompenaltygeneratorm5044thanks for the compliment, anyway "Italian Jordan Schlansky" is redundant, everybody knows that Jordan is Italian!

[@fiarandompenaltygeneratorm5044]

@@bassolomeobassoni6590 Via Buffalo, NY.

[@paulc6665]

Haaaa - Thank you for that sweet sweet nugget of information, Jordan

[@nhoussin]

Yet NO, the plural is "lattes", as it is an english word (english, yes) COMING FROM italian.

[@cooperwolfe5478]

I just want to say thank you too Jordan Schlansky. It’s because of him that I started listening to the rock band Rush. And while I can’t say that they’re my favorite musical artist/group of all time, they are definitely in my top 10.

[@lillianward2810]

I always loved the joke “he’s got two [espresso cups] in case he ever makes a friend.”

[@TheSylwesterGames]

The funniest part to me is that being an associate producer literally just is "I have a various assortment of tasks" XD , that's basically the job description. You do what you have to do to make sure everything keeps running.

[@masamune2984]

Exactly lol. I have a similar situation trying to describe what I do as a game designer (in my current work environment). The tasks required depend on SO many different factors lol. Just like associate producers, you sometimes have to wear a lot of different hats, and don’t always know in advance lol. And that often makes describing the job duties a rather amorphous task, at best lol. Now EXECUTIVE producers...that’s a lot easier to describe (for those that don’t know, they typically do nothing whatsoever. It’s just typically an honorary title.)🙂

[@resplendentpeace]

Yeah, and he also made clear in this that he does the tasks that are assigned to him. It's not even up to him what he does, and of course Conan knows that, but the banter between them is so funny.

[@isaacbeeby2528]

Man, it is so weird to actually hear Conan swear and it not be bleeped out.

[@PX-BJ]

I really do recommend you to listen to his podcast lol

[@Itsthesunset]

@@PX-BJ i was about to say that, i really hope he doesnt stop the podcast

[@PX-BJ]

@Rayna Carraway Bill Burr and Jeff Goldblum are always good. If you want a more sensual Conan, go for Paul Rudd, they addressed Mac and Me in that episode for the very first time iirc

[@saifqasem8998]

@@PX-BJ may i ask what is the name of the podcast and where could i find it

[@PX-BJ]

@@saifqasem8998 "Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend" I believe it is available on Apple Podcasts but I listen on Spotify.

[@bobbymoss6160]

They've been running a gag for 26 years, that's dedication.

[@anima099]

Being Associate Producer, he definitely co-wrote A LOT of the sketches we've grown to rewatch every now and then. Also, 26 YEARS?! Jordan's worked with Conan for more than half his life. Conan treats his staff poorly in public, but he probably spoils them when the cameras ain't rolling. Anti-Ellen.

[@nicopillay4059]

Depends. He calls his writers "murderer" as a rib

[@siddasloth3292]

There's a reason why his inner circle is still there. And it's not bc of money.

[@Raumes513]

Agree I feel Conan Is genuinely a very nice guy and the reason the bits of him being an asshat are so great 🤣

[@crazymechanic8827]

Bruh it's scripted 🤦

[@AceDeclan]

He does not treat his staff poorly.

[@marianoyuba3736]

Is it me or did Conan's voice break just the TIIIINIEST bit when he said Jordan's been working for him for 26 years? All jokes aside, that's quite a number, and more than anything, that's LOYALTY. I'd semi tear up too.

[@allycat2836]

I thought I was the only one who noticed

[@solame4983]

Well where else would he go he doesn’t do any work

[@Lily_faith227]

At what time sequence?

[@李銘輝-p4b]

I hope he prepares his body in various ways for Conan’s show on HBO Max!

[@republikadugave420]

I love how Jordan stays true to himself at all times...i know its sometimes an act but still that dude has principles knows what he likes and sticks to this 100%...

[@juderayan8605]

I can't imagine Jordan Schlansky in a parent-teacher meeting setting.

[@rayfuego9993]

🤣

[@peytonalexander5300]

I can. And it's terrifying.

[@robertlarson7224]

“You know how I know it was center? I’ve worked for a living.” Damn Conan, let the man live

[@mattlong2442]

Too bad he punched the card the wrong way

[@dusssss631]

@Prn 97 The punch card system is used in the past indicating what time a employee arrived and left work. You 'clock in' by placing the card right side up in the centre of the machine, which makes (punches) a hole into the card with the time. At the end of the week you would go to your boss/foreman to show your card as proof that you came on time. When Conan said "You know why I knew that? I worked for a living." referring to the fact that Jordan never works, or has seen an honest day's work.

[@Snarkyptang]

those cards actually go in sideways. The way they stamped it here would have put a time over where the name goes.

[@emcaitlin]

“I prepare my body in various ways” gives me dwight schrute vibes

[@abhy301]

yes!yes!

[@sassonemam]

This whole interview does

[@Aus-sf8fh]

Love how this is one of Conan's favorite videos

[@EnterSandwich]

Didn't expect that uncensored F-bomb. That's a first.

[@heyitzLou]

Wait til the HBO show. “Didn’t expect a literal masturbating bear.”

[@codesent2125]

I figure Tbs is probably like "oh what the hell, its your last week"

[@codesent2125]

@pinned by Team Coco nice fake channel. Almost looked real

[@a_zawodny]

I think this means his last time appearing on Conan’s current show called “CONAN”. So I don’t think he’s leaving it’s just that this is his last appearance on this current show, until the move to HBO Max

[@bernlin2000]

Yeah...my heart couldn't take much more than that anyhow.

[@CharlesDarwinBarkley]

@Aidan Zawodny yeah that's what I was thinking as well. I really hope he joins conan on HBO

[@johnnyc2639]

I hope you are right.

[@thequarrywoman1]

Will the HBO Max show be all that different? I'm asking bc I'm kind of surprised at the "goodbye" feel to everything. I thought he was basically going to keep doing his stuff but in another network

[@femmebrulee5053]

I feel like Jordan''s comedy gold just being himself.

[@tiberiussempronious6252]

Coming this fall: The Jordan Show. He performs various tasks while accomplishing everything he needs to in the time he's on tv. Only on Fox

[@daemonelectricity]

He prepares his body in various ways.

[@enntire]

only on fox!

[@killermurderer2208]

Please God let this happen!

[@mezican8641]

It only works if Conan is involved. 🥺

[@patton303]

I like how Conan has to always back track about Jordan’s history on the show and plays a clip as if we haven’t watched it a thousand times and then we just watch it again. Conan always had a real grip on us.

[@adingdingdiiing6740]

When Jordan took his shirt off, it's like when Ned Flanders removed his sweater and he was jacked.😂💪

[@oltedders]

Same with grounds keeper Willy. I though I saw Jordan with the beard on pornhub.

[@djnone8137]

Will was a scotsman They come out looking that way

[@StudioCONGO40]

@@oltedders sauce, I need it for... educational purposes

[@Justlilmonster]

@@oltedders uhm, respectfully, sauce?

[@ihaveacar]

Lol I loved when he did that. He was basically just like "Take my shirt off? Alright I look damn good."

[@StormDatIsApproaching]

There hasn't been and will never be another late night show like Conan. He's the only man who can be both pure, energy filled chaos and a true professional at the same time without being try hard, and still gets hilarious results all the time.

[@202troyy]

damn the memories. i’m going to miss this show so much.

[@tofukid]

I'll never get tired of seeing, watching, and plainly listening to Jordan and Conan regardless if a decade or a century has passed. Timeless, amazing! ❤

[@miltonhill6286]

I've watched every clip of JS and Conan interaction and its bittersweet to be watching the final clip of them. Best to luck to you Jordan on your next endeavor

[@GoogleIsAPieceOfShit2023]

Them in therapy before Jordan got married? 😭😭😭😭

[@VinnyWilk]

I hope Conan keeps traveling. I love seeing the world through his eyes.

[@gondalasatvarsh5892]

It's crazy to think that this show is actually ending

[@jodyboles8208]

eh more like its being moved but yeah

[@happzy]

It's more like changing homes

[@unc54]

@@jodyboles8208 Conan will probably have even more freedom to do what he wants at HBO.

[@maazluqman6309]

@The Illusionist nah its just moving from tbs to HBO both are owned by WarnerMedia Studios and Networks

[@A_football_]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iX-upJxvjrCVnsk.

[@sashagh998]

30 years later Conan still has the same attitude. Love him

[@nyy190343]

"Then I prepared my body in various ways" No human has ever before assembled words of the English language into that sequence 😆

[@TheLifeOfMartin]

martial arts man

[@TheCognitiveScript]

@@TheLifeOfMartin OMG GUYS, I just found a SNEAK PEEK OF CONAN ON HBO MAX!!!!! kzbin.info/www/bejne/aGbShYt5j8esh9k…..

[@fourkinhench2744]

Rasputins concubines said it all the time

[@NeoTechni]

Zuckerburg has. Oh, you specified human

[@kawaiiafangirl]

If Jordan isn't a part of Conan's HBO Max show, so help me god...

[@erch4882]

I hope you don’t watch then

[@thesupplantor]

Jordan's chemistry with Conan is the only reason I watch honestly.

[@jamex98]

Team Coco never be splitt up never be...

[@sloppynyuszi]

@@jamex98 well he got rid of the basic cable band when TBS cut his budget

[@amyandcarlos8291]

The world will never know what Jordan schlansky did on the show.

[@aceloco817]

Freakin CNN! 😂😂😂

[@laneboy1771]

It looked like at the end Jordan was struggling to hold back the tears. I imagine they really love each other after so many years. Conan even looked a tad bit choked up

[@zdorris93]

Yeah when the crowd was clapping for him to tell them his daily tasks he almost broke character too. Kind of heartwarming

[@paulbucknall1064]

I imagine Jordan meditating and levitating on Mars like Dr. Manhattan in his spare time.

[@shanerayborn8133]

And you hear his voi CD e over.....I'm tired of this earth their lack of appreciation of a true Italian coffee. I prefer my peaceful red world to their chaotic blue one

[@storiesbydarksaberlight1517]

I thought I was doing okay with this show ending, and then I read the title of this video. And now I'm honestly tearing up. It has been a *saga* with these two!

[@whyintheworldamiallowedsuc400]

Same man. Its setting in.

[@kokorechecocoinggy]

Hope we get to see him more once Conan travels. The trip to Italy was by far the best with his wine glass scratching the table. It will remain unforgettable😮‍💨

[@MerkinMuffly]

I'm just wondering does Schlansky even earn a paycheck, or did he just wonder in off the street and start 'working' like Kramer? Is his name even Schlansky?

[@gabelogan56]

"These reports you handed in... It's almost as if you have no business training at all."

[@democratpro]

Cia dont need no trainin

[@afewsnakes]

Sounds like a fake name to me

[@frigginjerk]

@@gabelogan56 "Just tryin' to get ahead."

[@David-vf7if]

You’re fired. Kramer: But I don’t even really work here.

[@OfficialDlonem]

Jordan was a fantastic part of the Conan show, here's hoping he makes it to HBO with him!

[@OfficialDlonem]

@Bzake that's where he's moving to!

[@aesir1ases64]

@@OfficialDlonem why?

[@clown8696]

@@aesir1ases64 no idea. Both networks are owned by the same company anyways lmao I guess the executives thought the show would do better there or something

[@swagking4848]

@@clown8696probably doesn’t have to filter a lot of stuff cause HBO may allow it idk

[@rainmin5041]

@@swagking4848 maybe.. I forgot what network but conan chose TBS over a different network bc of its freedom too

[@ritwikkaushik2342]

It’s pathetic for Conan to think we haven’t already rewatched these remotes dozens of times

[@GatileoGatilei]

I've seen this one at least 7 times now

[@ritwikkaushik2342]

@@GatileoGatilei not now but sure remember days I have watched these over 15 times a day

[@causti9744]

Yea like you didn't watch it again this time

[@Zetsuke4]

it’s the team that decided to choose to show what they think is their best episode

[@ritwikkaushik2342]

@@causti9744 guilty I did and went ahead and Watched it separately at a later hour of the day today

[@anaana-ze8rd]

I binge watch all episodes with Jordan. They go together like Ying&Yang. That trip to Italy was hilarious 😂 I wish they would do a world tour together.

[@cchico41]

So true!! Lol

[@BestFilmproducer]

They went to Japan too :)

[@LootFreak]

Conan and Jordans skits will go down in comedic history as some of the greats. Pure talent, passion by these guys, thank you!

[@jessp2317]

that and the paul rudd segments

[@HOTD108_]

​@@jessp2317What's funny about those? All Rudd ever does is show clips from his movies. Nothing out of the ordinary.

[@glovefox]

When I tell you I screamed "NOOOOOOO" when the breaking news came 😂

[@sstaners1234]

We all did.

[@glintrhmj]

Man this was emotional 😭 please come back all of you this can’t be the end

[@simonacland9028]

Jordan stays in character so well it's brilliant

[@riproora9966]

I just realized Jordan's demeanor is exactly like Dexter.

[@J0nathanNZ]

Damn, I thought something similar. He comes off as the kind of guy that would calmly and peacefully chop body parts up and there not be any sort of irregularities with his bpm...

[@jayibakumarra]

There's a video of the few times he broke character

[@JasonMcBason]

The Schlansky Saga will be an enduring tale that is passed down through generations

[@leonrobinson8180]

Various generations