Conan & Jordan Schlansky Have A “Romantic Relationship” | Conan O'Brien Radio

[@Pyrozoid]

Jordan is an alien that came to Earth to study the life on here but got distracted by the Italians.

[@afrosymphony8207]

ahhahahaha this is perfect description

[@edwardliveikis6368]

bwahaha

[@yanks1359]

Italians are the greatest

[@freedom8539]

🤣

[@ludocrious7898]

MAMMA MIA!

[@CLuvTV]

"That's not my goal, nor am I trying to avoid it" this guy is a wonder

[@KATZFEY]

lmfao 😭😢

[@MinisterManDan]

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder than when he said that

[@micahisonYT]

How that didn’t crush is beyond me

[@TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods]

Something I always tell myself when I hang with my handsome straight friends.

[@TheBubbas22]

​@@KATZFEY Literally!!! I'm out back. My neighbors have to be concerned 😂

[@whitestoneandy797]

Conan and Jordan having a romantic friendship doesn't surprise me in the least. They've been bickering like an old married couple for years 😅

[@justbrowsing5279]

I love that that's how Jordan sees it and you can totally tell Conan does but he's to chicken to admit it, or thinks it would ruin the bit.

[@Herbert_Eder]

Just went to the comment section to write the same thing. It's so obvious, even Conan can't deny it if he re-watches the video 🤣

[@Jackielong-sighted7890]

It's not that serious, it's called a professional relationship.

[@TeamSleep]

This made me laugh. Oh I miss the show.

[@JonesJr876]

YEARS!

[@mcooper7743]

The moment Conan realizes he’s in a romantic relationship with Jordan is priceless.

[@GeddyRC]

This has to be one of my favorite Conan/Jordan episodes. Jordan’s acknowledgement that he’s merely interacting with the humans, the “what is romantic” argument, Conan rejecting advances, the whole thing just escalated out of nowhere, for once Conan didn’t know what to say.

[@DarkGob]

"I know how humans are expected to interact." -Jordan Schlansky, 2024

[@ThingsandStuffchannel]

If they don't replicate verbatim the romantic situation in France that Jordan suggested in Conan Must Go, we riot!

[@Kinann]

It would be sublime to recreate this actual scene.

[@NikoMoraKamu]

but with a honda accord

[@bordinator]

the oval carpet 😀

[@thirtythreeflavors]

And a cameo by Ralph macchio.

[@alaire1]

@@thirtythreeflavors They're going to need a large oval rug to get Ralph Macchio in there too. If you know what I'm saying.

[@masterofallgoons]

I don't think I've ever seen Jordan have this much fun in any of these videos. He really enjoyed laying on the pedanticness at the end there.

[@1701what]

Ahem.... Pedantry Sorry, I couldn't resist 😂

[@masterofallgoons]

@@1701what - No apologies needed, however as much as I appreciate your pedantry, I must note as someone who engages in pedanticness myself, that both words are acceptable.

[@PhilippeCarphin]

@@masterofallgoons Perfect Shansky-ism

[@beggingbugger]

​@@PhilippeCarphin *Schlansky-ism. Shlanskception.

[@angel02sanchez]

This whole thing has "couple that's been married for over 30 years" energy. From the beginning, with both of them telling the other how they were the angry ones time during their vacations all thye way till the end with Jordan planning an expensive romantic trip. I love it.

[@cmeflywva]

Jordan has worked with Conan since the days of The Late Show in the 90s. It says a lot about Conan and his ability to maintain staff.

[@somewhatgroovy7351]

Brilliant work from Jordan here who clearly understands the nuance around romanticism and sexuality (and how they do not inherently go hand in hand). He clearly has a grasp on the concept of platonic relationships.

[@michaelkupfer3723]

Nah, there are definitely something homoerotic undertones there. And I always thought Jordan was definitely bi

[@Sickdisgustingfreak]

You clearly don’t have a grasp on the concept of a comedic duo

[@KendrixD]

@@Sickdisgustingfreakhe doesn't say that it's not funny. He said that Jordan made a great point.

[@charlockprime]

The fact that Jordan finds Conan absolutely hilarious, but maintains his composure almost 100% of the time is amazing.

[@MLemonT4]

I see Jordan, I click. That simple

[@yallreadytosit3340]

Same here

[@bugracansefercik917]

💯

[@shazam2128]

Same here as well!

[@mememefinally]

Jordan WITH Conan*

[@glox023]

20 minutes of Jordan and Conan is offer we can't refuse

[@kvrangov]

"Picture us galivanting." "No, I'm not picturing any of that." Pure. PURE comedy gold. HAHAHAHAHAAAA

[@justinklenk]

You KNOW you pictured it!! 😅 _(...and_ it gave you some slight wood... don't make me post the photographic evidence!)

[@MaineOffGrid.]

💀💀 OMFG I completely died. Jordan actually made Conan stumble over his words and start to stutter. This was absolutely priceless.

[@MaineOffGrid.]

@esdigital5259 My funeral was yesterday. So sorry that you missed it.

[@Ryan-td3td]

I love how Jordan goes all conan on Conan with the whole improv style keep elevating the joke sort of thing. What a unique fascinating comedy duo these two are.

[@juank7364]

"I reject your advances" 😂

[@jammin2575]

“I’m not advancing” 🤷‍♂️

[@seltzer108]

@@jammin2575 "I'm proposing!"

[@jeffk7881]

The way Ralph Macchio says “Sayonara!” really rubs it in 😂

[@miguelmelchior986]

Its Macchio.

[@frcluc]

Aloha would've been funnier

[@Jackielong-sighted7890]

No one except Ralph could say sayonara while making it sound like f you.

[@johnnymaximum3828]

villain

[@guitarsorrow]

It's makio

[@quietastronaut]

I'm lowkey unironically obsessed with Jordan's conceptualization of "romance" and his idea of connecting "romantically" with people other than his wife.

[@tomlopfer]

What Jordan describes is the original meaning of "romanticism", which was an artistic and intellectual movement around 1800

[@quietastronaut]

@@tomlopfer Exactly and I like the way he is trying to append it to a modern lifestyle and relationships.

[@Walperion_Music]

Yes quite a beautiful idea actually

[@Disinformation_Hoax]

​@@tomlopfer And it is unbelievable and infuriaring that apparently a harvard history major doesn't understand the concept.

[@freshoftheoven965]

Jordan he's weird for sure

[@ThePeej]

Conan is so lucky to have Jordan as a friend. Truly elevates Conan’s life in so many facets. Could we all be so fortunate to have someone this passionate about experiencing life in all its flavours in our own lives!!

[@EastMilk]

My Gosh. Jordan sure knows how to produce a show. His cooperative silence at the end shows that he and Conan both understood how the episode should end--with Conan's melancholic words alone and no interruptions, a perfect contrast to how madly chaotic the majority of the conversation was, and it also leaves the audience with the usual false sense that Jordan is still the same lonely outcast who had already drifted and disappeared into his own eerie world again without saying goodbye. What great chemistry they have.

[@sidscorner1]

12:44 "We're gallivanting in the Alps and then at night we're curled up in front of a fire" 🤣

[@PersonManManManMan]

Lmao

[@googles333]

Just bros being bros

[@quietastronaut]

A video called Conan & Jordan have a "Romantic Relationship" and I'm skipping my plans to immediately watch this no questions asked

[@abhishekaha]

💯💯💯💯💯

[@quietastronaut]

@@abhishekaha And I was not disappointed

[@justbrowsing5279]

And it over delivered.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

“WHY WON’T YOU LOOK AT ME, JOR-DAAAANNNNNNN?” The therapy Conan-Jordan session will always be my favorite!!

[@NandiCollector]

Just rewatched it 1 hour ago. 😂😂😂

[@dorothee.charlotte]

That's one of my go to videos when I'm in a bad mood and need something fun. Never fails to make me laugh, no matter how often I watch it.

[@dcomstock760]

😂😂😂

[@johnw685]

That was madd

[@siteswaper531]

Talk about true romance 😂

[@aham-mumukshu-asmi]

15:42 - onwards you can clearly see Jordon has control over Conan and he continues to present wierd color-year combos just to annoy Conan. This is a brilliant comeback to all those times Conan had the better of Jordon.

[@fortnitetemple5640]

Jordan Schlansky still the greatest. Just appreciate his uniqueness. One day he’ll return to his home planet.

[@dasninjastix]

These two are quite simply responsible for the greatest talk show moments in history. They're so perfectly funny and insane. They are the Odd Couple incarnate.

[@jej3451]

The Odd Couple were already incarnate.

[@MarkD-oc5ng]

Yea, they were made for each other. Unearthing Jordan and building their relationship into what it has become is undoubtedly a highlight of Conan's career

[@AlSimmons-km6ge]

@@MarkD-oc5ngIt’s been really fun as a longtime fan seeing their relationship grow. I love Conan and Jordan. They’ve both made me laugh so hard countless time.

[@brownkemosabe]

They are absolutely deranged when together and I love it. It's the gift that keeps on giving 😂

[@mansaurus_wrex]

7:50 is actual comedic gold “Idk what you’re talking about, I don’t know the show that wel.” “He’s cursed! He’s cursed by gamma rays!”

[@joniguerrero1057]

Can't get enough of these two. Every time they're together, it's pure gold

[@carlosRodriguez-vz3ho]

Jordan has a lot of critical thinking and knows how to look at the context of things

[@EntertainingRunner-vd3bn]

Jordan smiling when Conan points fun at his Alien descriptions and then he just doubles down is everything I love about these two together. It's poetry.😂😊

[@Herbert_Eder]

Jordan went full Resident Alien this time. Right until i watched this video i didn't believe in Aliens living amongst us, but Jordan basically admitted it, so i have to update my beliefs 🤣

[@F34RDSoldier805]

This episode was basically Conan shitting on Jordan nonstop, as usual, but this time as a response to Jordan saying he loves Conan nonstop.

[@isaacgutierrez139]

Yeah, he's getting good at standing up for himself

[@BrinzvonManch]

Yeah conans not dominating as much as before haha He‘s starting to loose the Mental war against jordan 👨🏼‍🍼

[@benadrylthundercrotch7144]

Jordan: "I wasn't mad" Clip of Jordan, sweating, beet red and tearing up

[@smokejc]

he was neither of those things

[@Picklesnot-co3k]

Is yours a family name? It's beautiful! ❤

[@user-vc5rp7nf8f]

I CAN GET TO MACCHIO

[@whateverimake9350]

He obviously potentially represses his emotions or intellectualises them or has developed some other sort of male alexytymia. So it's possible he feels like he wasn't angry because in his experience he wasn't actually feeling anything. Doesn't mean there aren't emotions. Here, solved the entire Jordan for ya.

[@theasianjaywalker4455]

@@whateverimake9350 or the far more obvious - he was trying not to break.

[@bodybuilder718]

Jordan actually said what he did on the show. Various tasks are an understatement! This dude literally did and looked over everything! I rem him saying "doing my job right, means you won't know about it." Cant even imagine the stress. No wonder conan makes fun of it, he knew all along.

[@torque5056]

This segment was pure art. Jordan has to be one of the most interesting people I've ever seen on TV and seeing Conan almost make him crack is absolutely hilarious.

[@Chris.4345]

lmao I like how Conan and the staff are fighting with the picture Jordan is painting, but all surely recognize that it would make a great segment.

[@adamplace1414]

Can we have a segment where Jordan just walks around correcting how people pronounce their OWN last names? I'd watch that for the look on their faces

[@Tonyhouse1168]

They would “human soil” all over themselves!

[@nickgalla-barth6336]

Can someone tell Jordon that the ‘s’ at the end of steak frites is silent. Just saying.

[@zuiquan7520]

There's been a lot of amazing Conan and Jordan moments through the years, but this might be my new all-time favorite.

[@edsmith3461-z7m]

Jordan strikes again. The Sound of Music was shot in Los Angeles and Salzburg Austria. The only part shot in Germany was the final scene of the von Trapp family escaping over the mountains which was filmed on the Obersalzberg in the Bavarian Alps.

[@primrose97]

I think Conan was telling the truth when he said Jordan wasn’t putting on an act, this is truly who he is🤣

[@kjdskgj]

Jordan was firing on all cylinders :D

[@Amprobiuss]

Do you realize behind the jokes and ball bustings how emotional this was????

[@drewohara1976]

What Jordan left out of his dreamy scenario was that he prepared his body in various ways before cuddling with Conan.

[@danielrunyon4830]

i was gonna like this, but currently there are such a nice number of likes... edit: someone had to go and ruin it

[@Icelandlover]

Jordan is pure gold. Funny, cultured and eloquent.

[@AliBros]

This is a team coco hall of fame video. Honestly every sentence is pure gold. And don’t get me started on that ending. Bravo Eduardo!

[@JBDK88]

I would honestly never get tired of these two together. I hope they keep it up until their 90s lol

[@thematstop]

I love how open Jordan is in describing such a beautiful moment with friends. ❤

[@nanasusegad3590]

"Curled up in a rug in front of the fire eating cheese together." VS "Curled up together in a rug in front of the fire eating cheese."

[@TankorSmash]

You're telling me a fire ate this cheese?

[@promeitheus]

@@TankorSmashNot if it’s a fire-eating cheese.That’d be cheese that eats fire

[@peterpawlik2495]

The picture of the roadtrip Jordan was painting was really touching - please make it happen!

[@bigjerkliam4713]

I love how you can see Jordan trying not to laugh when he first says “tango” at 0:25

[@roguesample]

Conan pulling out that video of Ralph Macchio is legit one of the greatest moments of the entire show

[@KeepQuirky]

Babbling Jordan gives Conan so much material to improvise with. It’s wonderful. 😆

[@JoeWagner21]

Jordan is describing Synesthesia, which I have as well and is honestly quite fun.

[@bluhevenlyII]

I’ve heard of that and am so envious of people that experience it.

[@nirmalasokan1687]

Do you also see yellow when you hear 1983?

[@richardsanderson4291]

Can't lie, I'm definitely jealous of people with Synesthesia. Fascinating stuff.

[@bryanergau6682]

What is it?

[@JoeWagner21]

@@nirmalasokan1687 now all I'll ever see is Jordan.

[@EdwinBellis]

You guys still being friends keeps me sane in this time in my life

[@frankharvey88]

This entire conversation is a goddamn work of art

[@jus10bone1]

Got

[@genkakuzaii]

That was the most unhinged I've ever seen Jordan. Loved every second of it :D

[@norm4915]

I love this friendship - they have no rival in one another, I imagine Conan enjoys Jordan’s peculiarity and lack of celebrity and Jordan appreciates Conan not for his celebrity, but his complexity and brilliance

[@thebaldmaniac]

Conan’s and Jordan’s Romantic (but not sexual) roadtrip through the Alps. I would curl up (platonically) with a good friend in front of a fire to see that.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

LET’S GO!! I’ve got some frequent flyer miles

[@nothingofvalue3977]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@ksmoker27]

I can’t believe how the conversations between these two are just so consistently hilarious.

[@Sandro-tp8qt]

Masterpiece. Conan is a funny comedian and yet, somehow, he is even funnier in the presence of Jordan. Jordan is an eloquent eccentric introvert and yet, somehow, he becomes (inadvertently?) a funny comedian in the presence of Conan.

[@sianspherica]

When Conan says at the end "when yours at your fireplace with cheese and I'm not there" I laughed aloud harder than I have in ages. Well done fellas. This was comedy brilliance

[@KipKrusty]

Their ability to keep up the bit at all times is so great.

[@matthewadair4507]

Conan’s remotes with Jordan are funny to this day.

[@NandiCollector]

They are getting much better, much personal. 😂😂

[@tubeliac]

9:45 well I know the joke is get Jordan going and you’ll get your 20 min extempore for an episode, but can we all just appreciate how Conan keeps the blast zone to himself ?! The moment Jordan’s rage turned towards the team - the masterful misdirection at play was amazing to watch!

[@MrEzekiel1982]

I don’t care if he’s a real person or if it’s a bit. There is nothing more entertaining to me than watching these two

[@muhtasimmahin5057]

When conan and jordan together, there is a high chance that wasn’t scripted.

[@heather54101]

They are both terrific improvisors

[@Supermanohman]

I unironically like Jordan. He studies things and he actually travels the world to learn more about those things. A little neurotic, ok, but smart people usually are. There's nothing wrong with being eccentric in my opinion. He's passionate about things and that's what matters to me

[@MISNM0]

Fully agree

[@yellowblanka6058]

I think he would get on my nerves over time like Conan, lol, but eccentricities aside, I do think he's a good person with good intentions. I've known people in that same kind of mental wheelhouse as Jordan but they were nasty on top of being eccentric. Eccentric and ultimately a nice/decent person I can deal with, eccentric and a nasty personality is another thing entirely.

[@Azambie]

its a bit bud, go hug your family

[@culwin]

He is also extremely funny, often intentionally

[@thisusedtobemyrealname7876]

I can also appreciate his appreciation for nuance and details. What I can't appreciate is his lack of social awareness and that he cannot admit that he got angry at that specific moment. Of course, this was all probably scripted but if it wasn't it paints him as a douche. People who claim to know a lot of details about many things who cannot admit that they are wrong get infuriating to be around with really quickly. This means that whatever they think they have learned must be correct because they put in the work to learn it and other people are inferior to them. Not a good look.

[@K-A5]

"How do you get the cheese out of the fire?" "Please 🙄 " 😂

[@eltobi10]

Jordan said Sound of Music was shot in Germany, but actually it was shot in LA and SALZBURG, Austria. Conan should take Jordan to Austria and then show him the clip of when he said Germany. Im sure your whole Team would enjoy it.

[@stehgrad]

Please don't make a travel show about Austria. We already got enough tourists per capita.

[@dapeach06]

Omg get Julie Andrews to film an equally disrespectful video as the Ralph Macchio one

[@eltobi10]

@@stehgrad True that, were really suffering from that.... and just imagine how many millions of tourists will come to our country because of a show like conan without borders.... not

[@commontater8630]

@@stehgrad For some reason I'm hearing this in the Ah-noldt voice.

[@commontater8630]

@@eltobi10 Same for you as for @stehgrad

[@florete2310]

"I WILL NOT HAVE ROMANTIC MOMENTS WITH YOU!!" - just re-watching, god, I love this podcast. LMAO🤣🤣🤣

[@skeptikai]

Oh my godddd... the greatest duo. We need more of Canon + Jordan. It never fails.

[@ImpressionismFTW]

This might be the best video they've ever done together, such a breakthrough in their relationship

[@LycanLink]

"Where would you like to go with me in the future-- the future, Conan?" Nice, Conan. Loved the "Year 2000" reference there. 😂

[@crob_0642]

Last night I was actually thinking, “what in the hell is Jordan Slansky up to?” Today this post shows up on my feed. The universe is an amazing place!

[@BigChery351]

11:21 "I did not have romantic relations with that man" - Conan O'Brien

[@alfrancis8]

We may or may have not accidentally touched while curled up by the fire

[@mvictorbm]

Sounds like a Bill Clinton kind of statement.

[@SD_702]

This needs to be animated like the Ricky Gervais podcast with Karl. The bit where they’re talking about the curled fire. Oh man. This is content.

[@YhormTheGiant1]

I've thought the exact same thing several times while listening to the podcast. It has a lot of potential, they should totally hire an animator like that.

[@Mish-n8p]

I've never seen Jordan so vulnerable and needy. He either fantasizes about Conan on his off time or desperately wants a free trip. Amazing lol

[@ratatouille6522]

Or both 😂

[@TheDarkSatirist]

Am I the only that noticed Jordan just said the Hulk was DC?

[@gilbertodepiento8521]

He meant Washington DC

[@stemid85]

He's not perfect, just opinionated😂

[@tint1122]

When backed into a corner, he panics and just says anything haha

[@SurajSubraveti]

I DID TOO

[@coosoorlog]

When he said that it was like someone scratching a plate with a fork.

[@MadhavPramodc]

Everytime i see them together, im always torn on if theyre best of friends or each others worst enemies and i love it

[@fatimaahmed7121]

could not have clicked on this faster, Jordan schlansky videos are my favourite of all time ever, ive been wondering over the years if or when he would return,couldnt be more excited

[@juanpabloundagarcia2865]

Best video ever. Love new jordan teasing Conan. Jordan used to be the punch line and Conan picking on him, but this more equivalent dinamic os more fun. Keep it going Jordan

[@ThatsOnYoutube]

Season 2 of Conan O'Brien Must Go confirmed.

[@islandfox3983]

"You and I are NOT curled up!!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ldgmua3519]

I can NOT get enough of u two! I literally scour looking for more clips, and the ones I've seen provide immense distraction from some bad times. Keep making more, PLEASE!

[@MurkedStat]

LMFAO. These two are literally the greatest combination of 2 humans on this planet.

[@ShadowGirl-]

Even timing the song to its last moments, Conan is a really brilliant example of comedy and intellect.

[@Buddhafan]

Conan knew the piano song at the end as you could see by him anticipating the final note as the show ended.

[@nlepmeghalaya]

When Conan and Jordan are on, time passes on so fast, this is a testament to their brilliant relationship and camaradarie. When they are on I am glued to the screen like a moth at the pediatric's office

[@codesent2125]

I love Jordan's romantic escapade fantasies with Conan lmao

[@bLacKliSt3D911]

its criminal that these entire episodes have not been released

[@Aritikos]

Conan being a straight up tsundere, Jordan makes a great point. They’re a a wonderful duo, I want more of J+C.

[@randomhandle717]

12:32 Now you need to have Julie Andrews record a video telling Jordan that the Sound of Music was shot in Austria, not Germany.

[@FriscoDojenia]

Jordan has been thinking about his romantic trips with Conan for years 😂

[@randomstring1234]

Jordan lying awake at night realizing he said Hulk was a DC comics character and it’s recorded on the internet forever

[@YTusercomment]

I was never much of a watcher of the Conan Show, in general...but these exchanges and trip films with Conan and Jordan are golden...

[@clairedanes-u6z]

11:00 not them fighting over whether they have a very romantic relationship. Time to make Jordan/Conan edits on TikTok

[@mole1596]

Jordan is like: "I want to show you my castles, we'll eat polenta, and curl up on an oval rug." And he 100% means it. Btw, I'd love to see Conan and especially Jordan somewhere deep into Eastern Europe, where he's out of his element - without the romance of Italy and France. :D

[@florete2310]

"That was a 'normal exchange', right?" - that's such a Jordan thing to say, I am LMAO😂 ⬆ [Jordan making air quotation marks]

[@Trag1cMag1c]

I absolutely adore the fact that Jordan can out talk Conan. He puts O'brien on the defensive, and it's a beautiful, beautiful thing to witness.

[@kaytan8409]

I honestly didn’t realize Jordan had that much capacity for affection that he would blissfully imagine being curled up under Conan near a fire 😂

[@TheASSedoTV]

Jordan didn’t look angry in that Okinawa episode, if anything he looked like he was about to cry, and I felt so sorry for him.