Tech YouTube is getting weird

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Flashgitz

Flashgitz

Күн бұрын

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@Flashgitz
@Flashgitz Жыл бұрын
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@ManUnderTheDumpster
@ManUnderTheDumpster Жыл бұрын
Ok
@Deadender2008
@Deadender2008 Жыл бұрын
😂
@bobbysanders8715
@bobbysanders8715 Жыл бұрын
I hate how KZbin forced you guys to censor this.
@chaoyang8610
@chaoyang8610 Жыл бұрын
Why the reupload?
@afternoononthebeach6818
@afternoononthebeach6818 Жыл бұрын
Can’t believe it got taken down by the KZbin overlords, at least we have a new version that’s censored.
@Digsidian
@Digsidian Жыл бұрын
The idea that Techpriests / Techmarines are willingly replacing their eyes with mechanical ones because the flesh is weak, and those mechanic eyes see in 30 fps, is absolutely killing me.
@SuperOtter
@SuperOtter Жыл бұрын
Imagine the permanent motion sickness
@RhobarEisenblut
@RhobarEisenblut Жыл бұрын
Actually it depicted a heretek. Because of the spider legs so the ,,bad guys"
@S1R_G0RBIT
@S1R_G0RBIT Жыл бұрын
​@@RhobarEisenbluthe destroyed one of my canopteks... that spider was merely carrying out its protocol function of directing scarabs. Now its mutilated and broken... and I have a rogue scarab swarm.
@Mygg_Jeager
@Mygg_Jeager Жыл бұрын
​... how? Lol
@matthewbrandt5053
@matthewbrandt5053 Жыл бұрын
​@@RhobarEisenblutmany tech priests take on mutiple legs,far faster and more efficient than meat sticka
@NuclearApocolypse
@NuclearApocolypse Жыл бұрын
FlashGitz always reverts back to 40k. The Emperor protects
@Antiluls
@Antiluls Жыл бұрын
correction The Omnissiah protects
@nopjhg
@nopjhg Жыл бұрын
I craved the certainty of steel
@jeremytitus9519
@jeremytitus9519 Жыл бұрын
They will beg our kind to save them
@logangrimnar3800
@logangrimnar3800 Жыл бұрын
But I am already saved.
@tarektechmarine8209
@tarektechmarine8209 Жыл бұрын
My armour's machine spirits sings with happiness.
@JamesRoyceDawson
@JamesRoyceDawson Жыл бұрын
“From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. It lacks Bluetooth 5.2 and a Snapdragon 420 Processsor"- MKBHD
@Kirealta
@Kirealta Жыл бұрын
I aspired, to the purity of the blessed 30fps.
@ilyaalexandrovich917
@ilyaalexandrovich917 Жыл бұрын
I prayed to the strength and certainty of Pentium 4.
@theghostofsparta1910
@theghostofsparta1910 Жыл бұрын
As a Warhammer player I am very proud
@deadlystalker7483
@deadlystalker7483 Жыл бұрын
For the emperor, of course
@alinaserizwimasekophiri1708
@alinaserizwimasekophiri1708 Жыл бұрын
And an audio Jack.
@Scornus
@Scornus 11 ай бұрын
“From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.”
@abbadullreee3298
@abbadullreee3298 9 ай бұрын
I craved the strength and certainty of steel
@Smolboiyeah
@Smolboiyeah 9 ай бұрын
I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine
@Nuclear_energy_enjoyer
@Nuclear_energy_enjoyer 9 ай бұрын
Your kind cling to your flesh as if it won't decay and fail you
@stephenshaw7108
@stephenshaw7108 9 ай бұрын
one day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you.
@42kevinkuo52
@42kevinkuo52 9 ай бұрын
One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you
@ehoffart529
@ehoffart529 Жыл бұрын
Tech KZbinrs are just the precursors of The Adeptus Mechanicus.
@kerbe3
@kerbe3 Жыл бұрын
Praise be to the Omnissia.
@ZealotOfSteal
@ZealotOfSteal Жыл бұрын
Since most barely understand even the basics of the technology they review, that's a very apt comparison.
@brendo7363
@brendo7363 Жыл бұрын
Just servitors.
@josephgiacobine1069
@josephgiacobine1069 Жыл бұрын
Where did you think all those people on mars came from. I mean mars it's unnecessarily expensive to set up a colony there. How much you think a 2,000 ft² apt on mars runs?
@Marinealver
@Marinealver Жыл бұрын
the Flesh is Weak
@A91_Iscool
@A91_Iscool Жыл бұрын
The soldier chip doing absolutely nothing because he had no humanity to begin with was brilliant.
@mhansome1
@mhansome1 Жыл бұрын
The humanity shows when they have to protect assholes.
@imboerdfromlife
@imboerdfromlife Жыл бұрын
I didn't get that !
@r25012501
@r25012501 Жыл бұрын
i thought of linus as soon as it happened.
@skylined5534
@skylined5534 10 ай бұрын
​@@imboerdfromlife I dunno, I have no idea who he is and I was still pretty sure what they were digging at 😂
@smthngsmthngsmthngdarkside
@smthngsmthngsmthngdarkside 10 ай бұрын
I don't get the joke. Can you explain it to me in more detail?
@quitehandsomedude6412
@quitehandsomedude6412 Жыл бұрын
As an avid MKBHD viewer, I can confirm this is 87% accurate.
@l00tur
@l00tur Жыл бұрын
*20 MKBHD bucks have been deposited into your account*
@NazriB
@NazriB Жыл бұрын
Lies again? Toilet Break Vigrx Plus
@Dtdnoob
@Dtdnoob Жыл бұрын
Yeah, no tesla!
@phobos258
@phobos258 Жыл бұрын
It's the crossover I didn't know I wanted
@WandererRedux
@WandererRedux Жыл бұрын
At first I thought it was a MKBHD, but then I realised it was fake because there was no patented focal zoom in/out for emphasis when he was speaking a key talking point.
@scottland906
@scottland906 10 ай бұрын
"So I can see life in 28.97 frames a second... just as the machine god intended" 💀
@Nephilim27
@Nephilim27 9 ай бұрын
Shit had me fkn rolling. That’s a lot worse 😂
@WolfyRed
@WolfyRed 9 ай бұрын
*29.97
@thepancakeplanet8849
@thepancakeplanet8849 9 ай бұрын
He's actually downgrading. The human eye perceives between 30 and 60 frames per second in 576 megapixels.
@DamonDraven
@DamonDraven 9 ай бұрын
@@thepancakeplanet8849 Lol
@nightmareraven3045
@nightmareraven3045 9 ай бұрын
@@thepancakeplanet8849 Exactly how the machine god intended
@theotherjared9824
@theotherjared9824 Жыл бұрын
I love how the censorship makes sense in-universe since these channels try to be as family friendly as possible.
@Merski-69
@Merski-69 Жыл бұрын
They had to reupload it I'm guessing KZbin took it down
@blasterbear336
@blasterbear336 Жыл бұрын
He forgot to block the gun at the end during the sponsor part
@peao010109
@peao010109 9 ай бұрын
Cope
@RaulArmandoIbarraVera
@RaulArmandoIbarraVera 9 ай бұрын
These channels literally live off youtube
@nathan-ih2vi
@nathan-ih2vi 7 ай бұрын
how explicit is a tech channel supposed to get?
@Amaterasu2511
@Amaterasu2511 Жыл бұрын
"Technology is strong and flesh is weak" 'Nods in Adeptus Mechanicus'
@bakaronin
@bakaronin Жыл бұрын
It's mostly an Iron Hands reference. "The flesh is weak" is the chapter moto.
@yagdtigercommander
@yagdtigercommander Жыл бұрын
Unfortunately until Nurgle spreads his rot across the galaxy cause rot can even degrade metal and machine. But it just means we need stronger cleaning chemicals to purge filth Nurgle Brings.
@Amaterasu2511
@Amaterasu2511 Жыл бұрын
@@bakaronin Correct but his appearance and choice of implants more so resembles the mechanicum or more closely the Necron Destroyers
@theghostofsparta1910
@theghostofsparta1910 Жыл бұрын
DEATH TO THE CORPSE GOD, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
@Keiser-h4z
@Keiser-h4z Жыл бұрын
Flesh is indeed weak
@D1smantle
@D1smantle Жыл бұрын
"I'm here to show you things you cannot afford" Sums up the entire tech youtube experience
@laoch33
@laoch33 Жыл бұрын
and what about car channels xD , and house/architecture channels 😐😪, I'll never be able to afford a car or a house fml, let alone all the military jet channels 😭I just want an A10 with a burrrrrrrt, is that too much to ask for😭buuurrrrrt😭
@Muhluri
@Muhluri Жыл бұрын
@@laoch33 lol house channels are the worst. At least with cars or tech you could take out a stupid 10 year loan to "afford" the stuff. The houses you could never afford even if you worked 40 years of your life, didn't pay taxes, didn't have a house, a car, food etc.
@deepspacecow2644
@deepspacecow2644 Жыл бұрын
@@Muhluri The tech will depreciate rapidly and you will be able to buy it like a yaer or two after release at crazy low used prices.
@dorito_mauller
@dorito_mauller 11 ай бұрын
Adeptus mechanicus would be proud of this animation
@mikeloeven
@mikeloeven 9 ай бұрын
KZbin videos on a forge world be like
@allendix5234
@allendix5234 Жыл бұрын
This is why KZbin is killing normal cable TV, because even the ads or sponsorship is done how the creators want it to be done.
@ruekurei88
@ruekurei88 Жыл бұрын
"because even the ads or sponsorship is done how the creators want it to be done." Not really. They're still guidelines, and talking points you need to hit and they still need to sign off on it before it's posted. Specifically crafted ad content does appeal to advertisers though as it better appeals to the market demo that is the creator's audience, but they can and do reject them if they don't like them.
@rompis.a
@rompis.a 11 ай бұрын
@@ruekurei88 Some are more permissive than others. See how TomSka & Internet Historian are doing speedrun on how to stop getting deals from them
@JihadMuhammad-uk8ze
@JihadMuhammad-uk8ze 8 ай бұрын
Yo if every channel did ads the way these guys do, the world would be a better place.
@Nsodnoajdjksl
@Nsodnoajdjksl 5 ай бұрын
DirecTV would like to say otherwise.
@aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051
@aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051 2 ай бұрын
@@ruekurei88 You don't know Ssethtzeeench and Internet Historian huh.
@The_wooden_man
@The_wooden_man Жыл бұрын
I love that the machine face actually made him more expressive and less like a machine😂😂😂
@jeremytitus9519
@jeremytitus9519 Жыл бұрын
It revealed his true face. The machine within, the machine without, the machine beyond.
@lisalucas3723
@lisalucas3723 Ай бұрын
Þàutiineghbakål är en på, ett stolar utan dig vad på make stolår stort- * * då þàutiineghretsiitap språk engelska svenska utan jag är språk engelskera då. Continue då engelskera då. SHUT UP M8​@@jeremytitus9519
@_monolithic_
@_monolithic_ Жыл бұрын
Marques: "If it were up to me, everything would come in matte black...except my employees who are a beautiful harem of porcelain angels that make me feel safe and nurtured" Andrew: *Little giggle* This had me gasping for air.
@overthrone3494
@overthrone3494 Жыл бұрын
I’m not sure if it’s obvious to everyone or only a few but that is a porn reference of all the black dudes surrounding the little white 304
@MeMoeMustafaAlnour
@MeMoeMustafaAlnour Жыл бұрын
giggidy
@NeoMadihlaba
@NeoMadihlaba Жыл бұрын
I love this new postmodern world where memes derived from porn scenes can actually be tasteful and not crude and off putting
@Logan-qi4nx
@Logan-qi4nx Жыл бұрын
Jesters in royal courts would fart for the pleasure and amusement of the king, nothing changes.
@uknw438
@uknw438 Жыл бұрын
This was legit the best part of the video😂😂😂😂😂😂
@gilgammesh1
@gilgammesh1 11 ай бұрын
0:15 the music here is spot on lmao
@Godzilla_Beast_of_Revelation
@Godzilla_Beast_of_Revelation 9 ай бұрын
What is the music pls
@Imaddictedtocornnuts
@Imaddictedtocornnuts 4 ай бұрын
​@@Godzilla_Beast_of_Revelation use shazam
@DistantWaterFarms
@DistantWaterFarms 4 ай бұрын
​@@Godzilla_Beast_of_Revelation Sorry for being late but: shee - bomull
@tostd375
@tostd375 2 ай бұрын
what is that instrument
@someguy67693
@someguy67693 5 күн бұрын
​@@tostd375 technology
@Scklink
@Scklink Жыл бұрын
1:49 omg its that tf2
@6l1t3h_Official
@6l1t3h_Official 9 ай бұрын
Finally someone noticed it I was about to comment that.
@HDT_drone
@HDT_drone 4 ай бұрын
@@6l1t3h_Officialsame god damn it
@alialaudi5164
@alialaudi5164 11 күн бұрын
marques sounds like medic lol
@TheSeanUhTron
@TheSeanUhTron Жыл бұрын
MKBHD has come a long way. From being a relatively unknown tech KZbinr to being parodied by Flashgitz. That's when you know you made it.
@theHedgex1
@theHedgex1 Жыл бұрын
They do say the greatest flattery is parody.
@Dice-Z
@Dice-Z Жыл бұрын
@@theHedgex1 No, it's imitation, get your quotes right.
@hb0x
@hb0x Жыл бұрын
@@Dice-Z Greatest imitation is parody?
@theHedgex1
@theHedgex1 Жыл бұрын
@@hb0x eh, it was late last night xp but yeah you guys are correct.
@todhold2673
@todhold2673 Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure his multi million dollar bank account was a better sign he made it.
@Argumentiveableish
@Argumentiveableish Жыл бұрын
I love that not only are all the styles and references accurate, including people filming themselves cutting their arm/hand open to insert a gadget, but it also has references to the rail guns they bought/made and that one giant spider platform that almost bankrupted a KZbin tech gadget company.
@secretsecret2780
@secretsecret2780 10 ай бұрын
lol I remember that one.
@romxxii
@romxxii 9 ай бұрын
wait, there's an MKBHD video with a railgun? That giant spider platform sounds suspiciously like Hacksmith. I remember one of his employees tried to make a real-working Aliens power loader frame, and it took _forever_ to build.
@DANIELCHUKWUKERE
@DANIELCHUKWUKERE 28 күн бұрын
*0:17** the instrumental at the beginning of this video was too accurate*
@drawnsequence
@drawnsequence Жыл бұрын
Whoever designed the mechanical designs, especially the spider legs.. holy shit you slayed it.
@bardahl7404
@bardahl7404 Жыл бұрын
it looks like a mix of a necron and a noise marine
@OceanFragments
@OceanFragments Жыл бұрын
Components necessary for purifiying the enroaching furry menace. As is bluetooth 5.4 and snapdragon 280+!
@Phil451
@Phil451 Жыл бұрын
​@@bardahl7404He looks like Urgot
@philippebaillargeon5204
@philippebaillargeon5204 Жыл бұрын
@@Phil451 I was thinking the same thing... and your name is Phil. Are you my clone ?
@RevanR
@RevanR Жыл бұрын
Techtuber be like : "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine."
@serbronnoftheblackwater798
@serbronnoftheblackwater798 Жыл бұрын
Praise the omnissaiah
@serbronnoftheblackwater798
@serbronnoftheblackwater798 Жыл бұрын
The flesh is weak
@davey1602
@davey1602 Жыл бұрын
They turned me into a Servitor!
@attackontitanfollower
@attackontitanfollower Жыл бұрын
Cyberpunk
@PrinceOfChange
@PrinceOfChange Жыл бұрын
Praise the Omnissiah!
@melisaramirez1080
@melisaramirez1080 Жыл бұрын
Bro is literally a techno mechanic from Warhammer 40k 💀
@soundrogue4472
@soundrogue4472 11 ай бұрын
Your skills are pretty insane for how skilled you've gotten, honestly I'm surprised you don't make animated assets and sell them online, you have the skills to do so.
@jortuspelatus7364
@jortuspelatus7364 Жыл бұрын
For me, only having the Snapdragon 480+ instead of a flagship 8-series is a dealbraker for me. The whole delete your humanity part is a nifty feature though...
@sqocks8254
@sqocks8254 Жыл бұрын
An soon as he said _"...and the flesh is weak."_ I had an idea where this was going, but this was even weirder than I expected. Well done.
@secrectpirate3096
@secrectpirate3096 Жыл бұрын
I didn't, can you explain me?
@iloveplayingpr
@iloveplayingpr Жыл бұрын
It's a reference to the Adeptus Mechanicus from Warhammer 40,000, the most familiar of them are Tech Priests where a majority of them replace their organic parts with machines, whom also worship Machines.
@sqocks8254
@sqocks8254 Жыл бұрын
0:25 *From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.*
@chikin52
@chikin52 9 ай бұрын
0:08 The Gunslinger is an unlockable melee weapon for the Engineer. It is a robotic prosthetic hand which replaces the Engineer's right hand. The Gunslinger grants the Engineer an additional of 25 maximum health, raising his total health to 150, at the cost of disabling random critical hits with the weapon. However, the player is able to perform a three-part combo attack on enemies. Should the player score 3 melee hits with a maximum of 1 second[2] between punches, the third punch (a swift downward motion with a clenched fist) scores a guaranteed critical hit which is capable of casting the victim's ragdoll a considerable distance away. Any missed punch or waiting longer than 1 second resets the combo. However, as long as there is no miss and no pause in the attacks, whether all three punches hit the same target, two different targets, or three different targets, the third hit scores a guaranteed critical hit on whichever enemy player is hit. ​Even though this weapon does not deal random critical hits, the Gunslinger can be crit boosted by regular means; but being a body location, it does not glow when crit boosted. Similarly to the Fists, the fingers only show sparks to indicate the crit boost. Using the Gunslinger replaces the Engineer's standard Sentry Gun with a Combat Mini-Sentry Gun. The Mini-Sentry builds, rotates, and fires much faster than the standard Sentry Gun; however, it cannot be upgraded, and each shot deals lower damage compared to that of a standard Level 1 Sentry Gun. The gibs from a destroyed Combat Mini-Sentry Gun do not grant the Engineer any metal when picked up. Switching to a different melee weapon destroys the Combat Mini-Sentry Gun, if it is built. Similarly, switching to the Gunslinger from a different melee weapon will cause the original Sentry Gun to be destroyed, if built, regardless of upgrade progress. Taunting with the Gunslinger equipped results in the Arm Blender kill taunt. The Gunslinger is automatically given to any player who obtains 11 Engineer achievements.
@muratakcan1299
@muratakcan1299 9 ай бұрын
How much meth / adderall is in you dude ?!
@denifnaf5874
@denifnaf5874 9 ай бұрын
1:20 The medick gun: allows you to drain teammates and enemies health. Übercharge creates a loud as fuck explosion wich destroys everything. Übercharge is gained from both teammates and enemies killed. +500% health drain rate *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RANDOM CRITZ!!!*
@RaulArmandoIbarraVera
@RaulArmandoIbarraVera 9 ай бұрын
We need a dispenser right here
@Thewaster-yp3uh
@Thewaster-yp3uh 7 ай бұрын
Also the tf2 logo is in his eyes
@maxzilla-cj9vh
@maxzilla-cj9vh 6 ай бұрын
Pootis penser here
@Imperius146
@Imperius146 Жыл бұрын
The Linus tech tips moment was pure gold.
@deivytrajan
@deivytrajan Жыл бұрын
When? Time pls
@ViREagle
@ViREagle Жыл бұрын
​@@deivytrajan2:33 read the shirt
@christophero1969
@christophero1969 Жыл бұрын
Linus, like all sell-outs, deserve this treatment. Nice animation.
@Eidolon1andOnly
@Eidolon1andOnly Жыл бұрын
​@@deivytrajan From 2:22 - 2:37
@victorkreig6089
@victorkreig6089 Жыл бұрын
​@christophero1969 doesn't make him a sell out at all KZbin doesn't pay channels like they used to because the way KZbin gets money has changed. Therefore merch and sponsors do the most. And what's the most effective merch that you can sell that isn't just a single product that people can actually say they uses more than once that ALSO doubled as advertisement? Clothing Why the hell do you think Nike doesn't JUST sell shoes?
@Quietshow
@Quietshow Жыл бұрын
Proud of you two. Fuck KZbin censoring.
@laoch33
@laoch33 Жыл бұрын
how do they not get a channel strike? 🤣
@spoonyjab
@spoonyjab Жыл бұрын
There is uncensored version in facebook. It was uploaded there before yt
@oxide9717
@oxide9717 Жыл бұрын
@@spoonyjabplease give me the link
@StikoMode
@StikoMode Жыл бұрын
Only true legends will know it was reuploaded
@pylonade2785
@pylonade2785 Жыл бұрын
My idiot ass didn’t bother watching it before so when I saw the reupload I realized they must’ve censored something FUCK
@KingGunzer
@KingGunzer Жыл бұрын
Fr
@sanddino4688
@sanddino4688 Жыл бұрын
Fr fr
@ArizonaJoshua
@ArizonaJoshua Жыл бұрын
Real legends foresaw the original getting taken down and downloaded it.
@hahafunnyname
@hahafunnyname Жыл бұрын
Ye
@BCTheEntity
@BCTheEntity 8 ай бұрын
The fact he actually has *more* personality after replacing his face with cybernetics is kind of hilarious.
@jessemiller2697
@jessemiller2697 Жыл бұрын
Its amazing. The little touches, like the megaphone sound after replacing his larnyx, and calming HSN music awesome work
@GreekGoat_Coffee
@GreekGoat_Coffee Жыл бұрын
Gotta love the 40K references these guys do.
@DanCap20
@DanCap20 Жыл бұрын
The moment he said technology is strong and flesh is weak I knew exactly where this was going.
@schmoopy135
@schmoopy135 Жыл бұрын
watching the ads at the end of these guys' videos is such a treat, it feels like like getting to see the disney short film before the movie
@mosterkey2345
@mosterkey2345 Жыл бұрын
The AI gods didnt want you to show us their plans
@BANE616
@BANE616 Жыл бұрын
Nah... just Klaus, and Yuval.
@commissarf1196
@commissarf1196 Жыл бұрын
AI!? Abominable intelligent! Heresy! Prepare to be liquefied.
@torshec8634
@torshec8634 Жыл бұрын
So the Tech Priesthood of Mars originated from Tech KZbinrs chasing after fame and fortune.
@mandjinc.7036
@mandjinc.7036 Жыл бұрын
The production they put into the adds are always hilariously, weirdly awesome lol.
@BrainUndead80
@BrainUndead80 Жыл бұрын
I can't think of better ads, you?
@99Plastics
@99Plastics Жыл бұрын
they get paid more if they pander to the ads and put more effort and 30% of video time in it.
@simonaspalovis1204
@simonaspalovis1204 Жыл бұрын
@@BrainUndead80 for me personally, Internet Historian also has very good ads.
@Hoodieguy241
@Hoodieguy241 9 ай бұрын
The lofi in the back ground pieces everything together
@Kwipper
@Kwipper Жыл бұрын
I can't wait to see MKBHD's and Linus's response to this.
@Nahyoudontgetthat
@Nahyoudontgetthat Жыл бұрын
Every time I see merch, I know it’s a sweatshop pumping garbage….. they can be unaware all they like
@leeward6762
@leeward6762 Жыл бұрын
​@@Nahyoudontgetthatsometimes "sweatshops" make nice things too ;)
@TheBigExclusive
@TheBigExclusive Жыл бұрын
They won't respond to stuff like this. They usually never do.
@ruekurei88
@ruekurei88 Жыл бұрын
Why would they respond to a parody video? I can't even think of many who would do that unless they're a comedy channel as well, or unless the video was 'fun ribbing', but this was somewhat critical.
@jessevos3986
@jessevos3986 Ай бұрын
​@@NahyoudontgetthatI bet you carefully analyzed their supply chain...
@TheTopEE
@TheTopEE Жыл бұрын
why is his eyes the tf2 logo 1:55
@spewks8569
@spewks8569 9 ай бұрын
It is tf2
@acorn1217
@acorn1217 8 ай бұрын
It's a scope for scare factor or something
@SadSadDeadM
@SadSadDeadM 5 ай бұрын
This: 2:14 "you buy me the very technology you can't afford, with your attention that I then use to capture more of your attention"
@andragune283
@andragune283 Жыл бұрын
_"Your kind cling to your flesh. . .as though it will not decay and fail you."_
@raptorskilltor4554
@raptorskilltor4554 Жыл бұрын
Tbh if Linus tech tips slowly became an adeptus mechanicus priest in each of his videos I would’ve watched it in a heartbeat
@Jeffmetal42
@Jeffmetal42 Жыл бұрын
For real!
@RyanTfrom1993
@RyanTfrom1993 Жыл бұрын
Takeaways: 1. Technology is strong, and the flesh is weak. 2. Bluetooth 5.2 and a Snapdragon 480+ is a must (but letting you delete your humanity is a nice bonus) 3. Matte black dbrand skins are stylish 4. Bit silly to buy clothing from people in the tech industry
@skylined5534
@skylined5534 10 ай бұрын
I also like that there is an alternative to weak and squishy eyes.
@CRSNxt
@CRSNxt 10 ай бұрын
5. Except when you're buying his shoes
@romxxii
@romxxii 9 ай бұрын
Tech KZbinr fashion boils down to "dropshipped T-shirt/hoodie + logo/catchphrase", since the only type of people who buy them also tend to just want to signal to each other that they're part of the group.
@romxxii
@romxxii 9 ай бұрын
@@CRSNxt Rose Anvil already reviewed his shoe, it's mid. Just get Jordan 1s.
@CRSNxt
@CRSNxt 9 ай бұрын
@@romxxii 6. People no longer know what jokes are
@ssc4649
@ssc4649 Жыл бұрын
At exactly 1:16 is the overused tech soundbite from the 2001 KRU interactive RTS MMO Shattered Galaxy. used for any non biological unit as a generic switching action or deployment. There is no unaverse, timeline or spatial dimension in which i would not recognize it.
@JustAGoatt
@JustAGoatt 5 ай бұрын
Thank you! I will make sure to personally overuse this sound effect wherever possible.
@neolbioldey
@neolbioldey 5 ай бұрын
At exactly 1:16 our host is saying "just the solution"
@MrEatHearty
@MrEatHearty Жыл бұрын
0:53 OHHHHH Because he's already a scary robot person with only 1 vocal tone and facial expression
@DixiPoowa
@DixiPoowa Жыл бұрын
"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah."
@GatorBallLegends
@GatorBallLegends Жыл бұрын
But do you have Bluetooth 5.2
@escapetherace1943
@escapetherace1943 9 ай бұрын
@@GatorBallLegends better, 5.3
@maxducks2001
@maxducks2001 Жыл бұрын
You know a tech video’s gonna go hard when it starts with “From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.”
@noobsenpai8140
@noobsenpai8140 11 ай бұрын
1:34 when the sub button flashed on my cellphone. 😮
@neolbioldey
@neolbioldey 5 ай бұрын
The captions thought he said "subscribe"
@CoolSs
@CoolSs Жыл бұрын
2:39 a legitimate question. and that why i think gamer nexus got one the best merchandise when come to tech youtubers
@jed2010
@jed2010 Жыл бұрын
Flashgitz never fails to entertain 🔥🔥
@thedukeofdorks6001
@thedukeofdorks6001 Жыл бұрын
The machine spirit is strong in this one.
@spencerjackson7800
@spencerjackson7800 7 ай бұрын
The irony that no camera can ever match the detail the human eye can capture is hilarious.
@smittyvanjagermanjenson182
@smittyvanjagermanjenson182 Жыл бұрын
The sub 30fps robot eyeballs joke was incredible writing
@atomicskull6405
@atomicskull6405 9 ай бұрын
29.97fps is legacy NTSC broadcast video framerate. The reasons behind it have to do with how NTSC hacked color information into what was originally a B&W standard, they had to lower the framerate fractionally from 30FPS to fit extra data into the signal and get it to align right with the the image. In this way the older B&W sets would still work with the new color TV signal, they just ignored the extra information in the signal and the slight difference in FPS wasn't enough to cause problems the older sets would still display it just fine (remember these were analog devices there was no digital anything in them)
@moveoutdawayfool
@moveoutdawayfool Жыл бұрын
"Do you want Martian cultists, because this is how we get Martian cults" - The Emperor probably
@skenzyme81
@skenzyme81 Жыл бұрын
1:05 Absolutely Expected Piper Perri
@joeyghostx
@joeyghostx Жыл бұрын
Flashgitz just made me realize some really good questions about how some things don't quite correlate correctly.
@jackcrowl4435
@jackcrowl4435 Жыл бұрын
"And the flesh is weak" I IMMEDIATELY knew where this was going. PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH!
@ISO_ROBOT
@ISO_ROBOT Жыл бұрын
"just as the machine god intended" I approve this message
@irukhan07
@irukhan07 Жыл бұрын
Years ago, I used to think if cybernetics were released, MKBHD would the first on youtube to try it out. My first thought was a cyborg arm. You literally fleshed out my day-dream on YT!
@Boffy_exe
@Boffy_exe Ай бұрын
1:05 this reference is insane 😂
@Ken_12321
@Ken_12321 15 күн бұрын
Wdym
@breakupgoogle4584
@breakupgoogle4584 Жыл бұрын
Holy shit. This one says so much about the state of things. "Censored by KZbin" being one of the most telling.
@zacharyrollick6169
@zacharyrollick6169 Жыл бұрын
1:04 Called it. Love it.
@jasonrabeiro2009
@jasonrabeiro2009 Жыл бұрын
Me: *Activates my microwave with Bluetooth* Also Me: *"All praise to the Omnissiah!"*
@BriarDougherty-jz4ry
@BriarDougherty-jz4ry Жыл бұрын
2:30 god that's depressing
@advance64bro
@advance64bro 9 ай бұрын
Ikr
@MaxSolar-dd5wq
@MaxSolar-dd5wq 6 ай бұрын
Finally some humanity in the comment section
@mythman3247
@mythman3247 Жыл бұрын
The high detail close ups are the greatest part of this
@nutriailustradora6231
@nutriailustradora6231 Жыл бұрын
2:03 El mecanicus de Marte: este muchacho me llena de orgullo
@TheBeanoisMyFavComic
@TheBeanoisMyFavComic 5 ай бұрын
The “and I’m here to show you things you can’t afford” had me dying
@amotl2009
@amotl2009 Жыл бұрын
Boston Dynamics out here making their own Devil Breakers
@jacobwindham3817
@jacobwindham3817 Жыл бұрын
KZbin doing gods work censoring everything that might wound my childish mind
@KillerTacos54
@KillerTacos54 Жыл бұрын
Imagine if you got Marques to voice himself in this video. That would be crazy
@adrianphoenix5604
@adrianphoenix5604 Жыл бұрын
Maybe he’ll do a voice over like mark did lol if only
@Thraakull
@Thraakull Жыл бұрын
Tom and Dom do a lot of parodies which I absolutely love, now this one, after watching it and sitting and browsing through my thoughts for a while, it sends shivers down my spine because when you think about it, then a not so distant future when we see someone emotionlessly cut off their limb and replace it with a mechanical one, and seeing it as something normal and regular: I think it is very likely going to be like this. Or worse.
@lorelord2418
@lorelord2418 Жыл бұрын
Look. I'm waiting for it eagerly. My meat body is kind of garbage. I already can't see six inches away from my eyes without expensive, fragile tools known as glasses. Have you ever just wandered around, completely incapable of finding the thing that lets you use arguably the most important sense you have? Plus our meat bodies require so much upkeep and effort, just to maintain them. And eating right, not eating things that taste good because they kill you. Or getting sick, and being incapable of walking. Having a human body is objectively terrible, but we all pretend it isn't because there's no other options. So yeah. I'm all aboard for robotic body parts, and mechanical augmentations.
@SoirEkim
@SoirEkim 10 ай бұрын
We already have this tech. People are already wearing robotics. That’s what prosthetics are and some are unbelievable too.
@MrRamzapr
@MrRamzapr Жыл бұрын
YT should restrict the watcher not the creators. This parody is so accurate
@CrownePri
@CrownePri Жыл бұрын
wait what?
@Alan_is_here
@Alan_is_here 9 ай бұрын
Brain not braining. Say again?
@RobskateTTV
@RobskateTTV Жыл бұрын
At exactly 2:23 I started crying with laughter and had to pause the video because this right here is on point on how marques brownlee does his tech reviews bruh Flashgitz is the best ahahahaha
@dissect123
@dissect123 Жыл бұрын
Now extra family friendly!
@Nsodnoajdjksl
@Nsodnoajdjksl 5 ай бұрын
**sigh** I'm so sick of those "family-friendly" jokes, get some originality, @$$hole!
@OmnipotentO
@OmnipotentO Жыл бұрын
"showing you things you can't afford" Yeah that's pretty spot-on lol
@shaynewalker3248
@shaynewalker3248 Жыл бұрын
00:41 ....you guys had a chip?
@loshermanosgp8563
@loshermanosgp8563 Жыл бұрын
Me not
@HeronimusBilly
@HeronimusBilly 9 ай бұрын
for Bluetooth 5.2,right? Right!!?
@CatDaddyMane
@CatDaddyMane 3 ай бұрын
Might've been what the "peanut butter shot" was 😵‍💫
@vaibhav2831
@vaibhav2831 Ай бұрын
the wallpaper app made me return to this
@thomas7529
@thomas7529 Жыл бұрын
I *always* skip the sponsor spots, but the way you guys did it, made it work with the rest of the video. Awesome job!
@katzlover321
@katzlover321 Жыл бұрын
You should watch all of their sponsored parts at the end of their videos, they're usually funny
@MrJara1018
@MrJara1018 Жыл бұрын
“Flesh is weak” they had to sneak that in.
@orr4337
@orr4337 9 ай бұрын
Also "machine god"
@DiscipleToki
@DiscipleToki Жыл бұрын
The only issue with NordVPN like most VPNs is that most of the major streamers block their IPs.
@DaYemenball
@DaYemenball 22 күн бұрын
Adeptus Mechanicus: “Nice! I kinda want to buy some of that. Automatons: “You’re telling me! That Railgun looks great!!”
@SamPanamaOfficial
@SamPanamaOfficial Жыл бұрын
He somehow got more expressive after he installed the face mods. I think I've been persuaded.
@atmazee
@atmazee Жыл бұрын
The Adeptus Mechanicus is unironically and unequivocally the best human faction ever made.
@Firomus
@Firomus Жыл бұрын
Flashgitz got inspired by Meatcanyon with this one. Absolutely beautiful
@bigchimpin4215
@bigchimpin4215 Жыл бұрын
They work together
@andrzejnadgirl2029
@andrzejnadgirl2029 Жыл бұрын
I just realized I'm not on Meatcanyon channel, I phased out slightly by the video xD
@RafidW9
@RafidW9 Жыл бұрын
Flashgitz is the grandfather of Meatcanyon, peasant.
@declangallagher1448
@declangallagher1448 9 күн бұрын
Aging like the finest of wine.
@AdamPoniatowski
@AdamPoniatowski Жыл бұрын
as long as the the uncensored version come out later, or is freely available somewhere else, that would be awesome
@PinguTheGamer
@PinguTheGamer Жыл бұрын
It’s always a horrifying day when Flashgitz uploads
@coryparker1434
@coryparker1434 Жыл бұрын
The only channel where I’ll sit through the paid advertising
@Maddog3060
@Maddog3060 Жыл бұрын
Same; they actually make it entertaining.
@Cbr0749
@Cbr0749 Жыл бұрын
This and Ryans Adstronaut, are fun to watch
@JustQuibbs
@JustQuibbs Жыл бұрын
To be honest, I sometimes watch it just for the ads. These are very creative guys, but not all their original content is for me. Ads on the other hands? Been downing those since the cable network days and ow boy, are ads for F*Censored by KZbin* everyone !!
@dehydrated1
@dehydrated1 10 ай бұрын
I love how he sounds more human when his voicebox was replaced
@rundown132
@rundown132 Жыл бұрын
Lmao they even got the B-rolls on point. Never stop Flashgitz
@ThatsNotGaming
@ThatsNotGaming Жыл бұрын
I think you mean ad-rolls? B-roll is like extra secondary/background footage for certain cinematic effects or for transitions, etc. You had the right idea in mind tho, so I meant what you knew.
@dimitrijejovanovic5939
@dimitrijejovanovic5939 Жыл бұрын
This makes my inner Warhammer 40k nerd immensely happy
@butterchurn8819
@butterchurn8819 Жыл бұрын
It was so wildly absurd yet somehow spot on. Well done.
@Postaldude2003
@Postaldude2003 8 ай бұрын
Parker and stone crawled so tom and don could run blindly into danger, trampling parker and stone in the process. Quite brutally, i will add.
@ChutneyGames
@ChutneyGames Жыл бұрын
2:50 the only part missing is where he pretends that his tech experience gives his opinion on cars any merit
@s.s.6446
@s.s.6446 Жыл бұрын
The zoom-in had me rolling that’s so accurate 😂
@Slaughterproof
@Slaughterproof Жыл бұрын
MKBHD been real quiet since this dropped
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