Detective Tech- Esam

[@fxviridis]

Go boxing ring

[@sullyt2812]

Boxing ring

[@BBJ201]

Ring

[@ASHURAHEN]

Go boxing ring nega

[@TheBigDynamo]

Go box

[@pughug545]

Go

[@KyleHohn]

Saw you on dark wizzy’s “ban” list and while I agree with almost all other people on the list. Your inclusion was unwarranted. Edgy humor isn’t harassment. Especially when it involves a public figure. Subbed to you. Your lady voice is S-Tier

[@nite9081]

Besides I think technicals already is banned from tournaments or something

[@KyleHohn]

itsSirKnight why did he get banned?

[@nite9081]

@@KyleHohn idk its just a hunch i had

[@KyleHohn]

itsSirKnight Well alright then lol

[@Technicals]

@@nite9081 I'm not

[@magnaswagna]

when you come back to an old classic because new people are discovering it

[@kiakhoshbin739]

exactly me

[@BigBallsLover6969]

Nah it was in my recommendation tab

[@kyocerii1924]

I fucking love your pfp, that’s a good game

[@kingkilla777]

I hate that I only found tech 2 weeks ago but ive been binging his stuff and man I really wish I found him sooner he always speaks facts and I find it funny that the smash community hates him even though he calls out people who deserve it

[@BlackWat3rGTR]

I found him two days ago. The KZbin algorithm has blessed me and I've taken it all in.

[@Excalibur7474]

Shoutout to the Asian MVD. Most Valuable Detective, for sure.

[@inspektorblacket2356]

The first dislike came from ESAM, lmao

[@Technicals]

Inspector Blacket Lol bet

[@brad388]

I re-watch this every few months, can't fucking wait for part 2

[@rumblebird9888]

Part two was epic

[@WaldoFindsYo]

It'd be a lot better if ESAM cut to the outro in the middle of a sentence instead of the eyebrow twitch inducing farewell he does with "buh bye" honestly. Also he can't take a joke, I took a crack at him and he instant banned me for being mean to him.

[@Auron710]

If it makes you feel any better he wont be winning any tournaments lol. Not while a bunch of other players enter anyways, there's a lot better than him, perhaps not at pikachu, but at actually winning lol

[@wotruannwah5678]

"DUDE THAT'S iDUBBBZ GIRLFRIEND!" "IT WAS ONLY A DOLLAR!"

[@danielhernandez2575]

damn, people still mad they bought it?

[@Meun]

@@danielhernandez2575 yeah

[@Tonjit41]

Sounds like a homie to me. I don't know what your problem is.

[@curty710]

A straight up classic tech video

[@gogogadgetrectalpunch]

Being in 2020 and seeing as how Games Over Easy has been dead for over a year, this was basically a Content Cop.

[@Jpeg_skeleton]

THEY HAVE 15 SUBSCRIBERS BRUH

[@alecrutz956]

@@Jpeg_skeleton WAIT WHAT LMAO

[@BloopTheNoop]

Like Marss once said: “you listened to ESAM’s opinions. You’re going to jail” (paraphrasing as it was a long time since I’ve seen that video)

[@carlyl2032]

21:04 In all seriousness, adding salt actually helps cleaning up eggs.

[@rumblebird9888]

🤔

[@chiva7695]

Press F for the lost footage

[@Technicals]

gombs's crappy account :shutterstock: I’m saving it shhhhhh

[@kazwach0wsk1]

he's just letting the yoke run off the table as he continues the video, quality content for a running joke.

[@jordonp3149]

4 years later: still love this stuff Tech good job all around with your growth and keep up the great work

[@NoSymes082]

Keep Coming back to this classic, Somehow Techs content never gets old

[@CoolkiddVids]

welcome to *raw gaming,* i'm egg and this is maui

[@hotjerry2750]

“Can we see if MVD has a Patreon?”

[@nickminotti6915]

Boxing ring, the prequel.

[@Sun_Downer]

Isnt Pure Imagination one of the most beautiful pieces of music ever?

[@robh.2274]

Ngl this is kinda funny 😂 Dunno wtf Dark Wizzy is smoking, what a snowflake

[@rumblebird9888]

He really is

[@derpjorge]

ESAM disliked the video frame one 💀💀💀💀💀

[@neophyte_tpk]

Its been a year and _nothing's changed_ Actually nvm he's doing stream highlights like literally everyone else does! We're saved since the content is lazier!

[@TheFirstRamenKamen]

We need to be Sports. Nintendo sponsored smash 4 tourney. Esam Wins the set. Walks up to the crowd camera Speaks clearly and loudly into The mic I’m FUCKING GOD LIKE.

[@rumblebird9888]

He’ll crack

[@whyyouwatching2486]

ESAM always bothered me, don't hate him as a person, but GOD he makes my spine disintegrate from the sheer cringe.

[@d.s.alcoda]

For me, the problem is ESAM is always so close to being likeable and funny and entertaining, but then he just sticks to these absolutely horrendous habits that kill the man. Like the high pitched whiny voice he does, always gives me septic shock

[@bo0tywizard798]

@@d.s.alcoda the blatant racism and and false rape allegations weren't enough?

[@d.s.alcoda]

@@bo0tywizard798 I made this comment 11 months again bro I dunno what you want from me. I currently hate him for many more reasons.

[@popcorn82b]

Your girl voice is WAY too real lmaooo Stop it. STOP. That.

[@BarryAnime]

I love this content, I've watched so many of these repeat.

[@TheRamblemanWhoSings]

the origin of your dark wizzy ban & the ESAM saga

[@redspindashx6324]

Huge missed opportunity to call it detechtive but sure you do your thing

[@GrayD_Fox]

Watching Technical’s videos backwards is like watching a anime backwards.

[@tm22omega91]

This honestly made my day.

[@zayhendrix2617]

Lol got massive nostalgia remembering when my teacher had us try to crush an egg in elementary science class and if you had the right grip, you literally couldn't crush it because of equal force across the surface or something like that

[@goldengoodra2941]

Does this work with adult-sized hands

[@Ben-xu6rq]

i see idubbz inspiration

[@jayjigga]

23:48 I NEED CONTEXT LMAOOOO

[@Obcsqwerty]

it was a chant that was going on at a tournament you coul dprobably look up the explanation on twitter

[@Izanagi-FLOW]

Does he actually do the girl voice tho cus goddamn he’s got a future in voice acting

[@Pffy]

I came to watch this video after watching your Sky Williams video and have been just crushing through your channel. Good shit my dude!

[@sheipi9978]

Turns out tech got into is because he really likes dr pepper

[@DevoutSkeptic]

This is funny AF. Fuck Dark Wizzy.

[@sycophant8470]

games over easy died less than 2 months after this video

[@Technicals]

It got rebranded to MVD731 and he still hasn’t uploaded anything lol

[@inigknot101]

that shit with the vegetable oil got me xD "hey tech do you know where the vegetable oil is? WHOA, DUDE-- WHAT THE FUCK! IT'S IN THE KITCHEN!"

[@Marsadow]

I love this video, since it sums everything about how boring Esam is as a whole, but it's sad to see how he'll never improve his videos.

[@konflicted1729]

What do you mean about the video part esamantha or tech?

[@snag2100]

Hey what's up everybody, Snag here, but jokes aside, another great vid tech!

[@snag2100]

Also, your quality is DEFINITELY improving. Every vid I've watched has always had big improvements in editing.

[@Technicals]

Thanks Snag! I put a lot of time into this one

[@FamousFennec]

I think they do Games Over Easy because the PG content manager (Alpharad) told them to. Its an exact copy of his old LP channel Friends Without Benefits. Its easy to do bad content. Pretty sure it'll stop eventually.

[@Thomas-dm6tt]

did you know that it's impossible to hold an egg in your palm and break it? it's impossible, you can't do it, nobody in the world has ever done it.

[@agentemerald5545]

Had to watch this after seeing WestBallz' reaction and resulting Esam roast. You are a stronger man than I to just break 10 eggs on camera like that and I know some of that yolk dripped to the floor as you were recording.

[@BHZZRD]

Happy 10:28pm is actually a fire intro

[@willieberry4770]

I was eating when you said Here at aborted fetus gaming I nearly choked 😂

[@thesaltmerchant4564]

Jeez I'm from the future a year to be precise and it's been about that long since their last upload and it's not even called games over easy anymore lmao

[@webber3481]

this video has major idubbbz vibes. nice job

[@ironmaidenshredd]

This is funny. I’m not even all the way through. The beginning made me cringe but..

[@Nikkkkkkkkkkk]

Came from your twitter. This Esam nigga's mad weird. Keep up the good shit bruh

[@leam5994]

Damn after going through all his content. This is such a tame reason to make a video about someone

[@locklanh]

loved the way u took what seemed like a jokey-insult to ur viewers at the start and turned it into like? legitimately addressing criticism? that was really cool man i respect the shit out of that

[@mattcrozier8308]

you feel like a black smash bros idubbz and i like that, subbed

[@PinkManGuy]

Baja blast isn't actually all that great. I mean, *I* like it, but there's a very good reason it's a limited run drink on grocery shelves. The novelty is what makes cases move. Not the taste.

[@gamegear95]

I mean... he's got a point. I at least sat through this whole video... completely entertained the whole time.... and learned that Esam has youtube videos (which i've never looked up because the twitch content is meh at best). Lol, you streamed on youtube a few days ago, right? I'm from twitch and remember thinking.... where the fuck is YOUR twitch channel? Content Good luck Esam, if you watch this, I hope you take this critiqu to heart because its real advice honestly....

[@rumblebird9888]

Ummm spoiler alert He hasn’t

[@nascour5991]

I no longer support esam especially after he blindy supports iko, unblocks everyone on Twitter but then immediatley reblocks stitch after stitch notices. Then goes to tweet about not making assumptions on people you don't know

[@AloeVerafied]

Technicals I think you mean Detechtive

[@latte-carnival9964]

dang man, your based af. Good vid.

[@rumblebird9888]

Ah yes the amazing origin

[@contentman6999]

dude you are idubbbz but better i love it man

[@Daniel328DT]

Idubbbz is bad now?

[@easter_god]

@@Daniel328DT nobody said that

[@yahboyx]

You are right I took what you said about adding more editing too make it funnier and I’ve been diverging into skits and also uploading smash videos that are entertaining. And I notice some of these flaws in my channel and I’m going to do my best to make better content

[@otakuni6987]

That was interesting !

[@dabiggestratintown]

Bro that lemon shit was hilarious lol

[@yoshi9538]

12:34 That lemon weighs more than his fuckin jaw; see the bite he took? It grasped his teeth and just brought his whole egg head down lmao

[@LiveLongAndProsperHonestly]

5:50 Is that ESAMs choice of music or yours? That is some Maplestory music. I hear that shit.

[@eeryglo]

some days i wish i could just go back to farming slimes in ellinia w those weird etheral delay piano beats and shit. good times.

[@hiddenhasuta]

Definitely Esams since it skips around a lot during the cuts.

[@LiveLongAndProsperHonestly]

@@eeryglo That feel when autoclicker for pqs back in the day.

[@MrGetownedLP]

The "dead chicken fetus" bit got me good lmao

[@nascour5991]

Over a year later still a great video 😂

[@sokoreanithurts]

Yo the GOE channel has 15 subs. Double digits warriors.

[@roman3mp1r39]

ok I get the opinions thing/ contradicting his own points at times, but the content stuff was really nitpicky imo. its not like he considers himself a professional content creator edit: ok dude a whole lot of this just seemed like unwarranted bashing for attention... while your other videos had to do with shitty people, this felt like you just wanted someone to bandwagon jump on

[@CoolkiddVids]

just because one doesn't consider themselves a pro, doesn't mean there isn't any room at all for improvement and ways to set yourself apart from other content creators, nor does it mean there's no room for someone to give critique regarding those things

[@roman3mp1r39]

@@CoolkiddVids of course they aren't but why make it the focus of the video as if esam said he was lol like are you gonna go to every single channel that even kind of subpar or not your cup tea and roast them? no lol especially when as tech says, he himself only just started to take serious recently

[@jdrmanmusiqking]

@CoolkiddVids I kno this is a year old but this video was pure hateful garbage.

[@ClassicBentobox]

CoolkiddVids I think mocking subpar content makes for subpar content. If it’s supremely good or supremely bad, then it’s at least interesting. Techs def made better videos.

[@killerbug05]

4:37 the only thing I'll ever agree with esam about.

[@ethanbusse5723]

All your points are valid, but ESAM and mvd handled the egg way better, so we’ll call it a tie so far

[@rhysjones1108]

Honestly I thought that was the gag, that its gross cause it’s tastes slimy and like cum, but Esam and MVD just gobbled it down with a smile lol

[@TheBestPikachuFan]

When did ESAM say he didn't like black people???

[@nascour5991]

It's a joke

[@nascour5991]

It's a joke my guy

[@aydeeee-x3e]

@@nascour5991 and i oop-

[@hxrmy]

damn u got toilet paper AND paper towels on the nightstand😂

[@usagiwerd6664]

I hate esam, I'm only 3 minutes in but I know personally I hate him so I'm hype for your work on him and what you found objectively

[@LoadedAlloy]

Been binging your videos and I really want to know why you don't call yourself The DeTechtive

[@jannicwestrich1290]

what did i witnessed at 14:30

[@GunnarCline]

Hey man, just wanna say I love your videos and have been deep on a binge watch of them tonight. I've got a channel about 4k subs shy of yours but would love to open a dialogue sometime about the platform and being small-mid size channels. Lmk if you're down. Woulda hit you up on twitter but just made mine this week and no that shit would've gone unnoticed lmao

[@MayW15663]

They tried so hard to copy the game grumps formula except they both aren't interesting at all.

[@disgruntledyoutuber]

That Marbozir roast hit different lol

[@justanothercommenterwithan9089]

glad i could find your channel through the amazing work you did with ZeRowish i found you sooner

[@follownewchannelufgsilver9218]

go boxing ring

[@mastatheif9909]

I was wondering how he got a girl, had to be damaged, now Idubbbz

[@Cypress1600]

This guy wants to be idubz so badly

[@xDakem]

I'm just sad they didn't invite D1 on Games Over Easy.

[@rumblebird9888]

Why does Esam sound like a broken script

[@Dingus_Khagan]

"it was only a dollar"

[@misterswerves3949]

Why was this playlist not called detechtive?

[@hiddenmosaic]

i guess you could say he scrambles

[@masontem7526]

This is helpful for me when trying to make videos

[@christianbaker3564]

If there was a war and the other side captured me and forced me to watch games over easy I'd tell them anything they wanted to know

[@beverlyhuelsman9466]

Holy crap im so weak im mad I never watched this

[@TetraTheThief]

FIRST

[@alejandrobermudez104]

I always wanted a black idubbbz

[@lmao2302]

lmao they stopped uploading a year ago.

[@Velereonics]

What a surprise he watched Casey Neistat.

[@youhaveayds8975]

you would think "Games Over Easy" would be a pun on winning smash matches fast, considering they are both well known competitors, but instead they went with whatever the fuck nonsense Esam spat out of his mouth

[@joshford256]

Lmaoooo is that actually the last frame of Esam's video at the end of this one? What a clown

[@alejandrobermudez104]

why is your girl voice so good?!!?!

[@yeli985]

TBH i feel thats a waste of eggs