technoblade being the best character in tales from the smp

[@Sarcastic-brainwash]

i love how he’d randomly look up

[@stevenl8769]

Yea kinda like his thing lmaoo

[@marysworld9760]

the lines slap more with a half head bang

[@snegluf_648]

And sometimes, *looks up dramatically* I let him sleep

[@Sarcastic-brainwash]

@@snegluf_648 that part is what got me

[@toastyae]

@@stevenl8769 yea lol

[@Indigo_dingo]

1:13 "oh god it's old person" Also Techno: living with the creator of minecraft

[@AllBarkNoByte]

Who does he live with?

[@jaer2354]

@@AllBarkNoByte phil on the smp

[@davisdude4466]

Also techno: GET OUT OF BED GRANDPA

[@thatonedude9269]

They live together?

[@cereal.boxx_7326]

@@thatonedude9269 not irl

[@tselmegb7388]

8:08 when techno said "MY CITIZENS ONLY GET ONE VIDEO AN YEAR" what he really means is we get one video an year from him

[@unknownerror8060]

We're the citizens

[@kriiler]

one video a year + bonus videos

[@smunchable]

That literally just goes with this thought where the voices (us) being the dead former citizens from the abandoned Antarctic Empire from smp earth. Alright what if technoblade did die in this said world and was resurrected as his descendents and we the voices resurrect with him. Alright I took this too far I'm going outside to touch some grass

[@katrinaleahu9369]

Wait actually... WAITT

[@rulamantic]

If that's so then uh..... *stares at his newest video* yikes.....

[@annabanana3144]

5:49 I love how they bully Sapnap when his name is John but in the Wild West episode they didn’t even care when Ranboo named himself John John

[@ramilaro4754]

John John is a bit more creative honestly

[@jessicayang3474]

yeah but john john has 2 johns that's practically revolutionary

[@dirtydirtyshisno7284]

I heard that he fought a pitbull and has a metal jaw

[@katrinaleahu9369]

Yee ye ye. Techno is carrying tales from the SMP but have you considered "g r e a t s h o t be with you" 6:53

[@mah1na]

fundy's character was fucken hilarious

[@mere_serendipity8275]

A L M O S T a *g r e a t s h o t*

[@rebekah5043]

Fundy consistently has the funniest tales from the SMP characters

[@katrinaleahu9369]

@@rebekah5043 TRUUEEEE

[@forgemakesstuff2734]

Let’s be honest, if all of Techno’s characters in Tales of the SMP end up being his ancestors/descendants, they are not separate people, they just cloned Technoblade across generations

[@fridgefreezer9529]

It's all Loki over again

[@katherynerocafuerte7321]

I have the fact the all the characters of Techno are just him in different times, cause he is the Blood God, but a REAL God, so he is inmortal, like philza and dream. I think that possibility is interesting.

[@somenumbskull1759]

Philza just keeps forcibly reincarnating him.

[@fibrousone-seededdrupe7568]

@@somenumbskull1759 that sounds funny and sad at the same time lol

[@somenumbskull1759]

@@fibrousone-seededdrupe7568 He just goes to the Nether and picks up a new baby piglin every time. 'Well, time to pick Technoblade up from the nursery!' says Philza, watching his best friend die. This leads to the interesting scenario of a Technoblade who is 8 years old physically but mentally an ancient god/21 year old minecraft youtuber destroying the government. Poor guy. He just wants to be taken seriously as the blood god but people keep asking him if he wants some candy and where his parents are.

[@angelicdream708]

Fire : exists Techno : imma casually burn myself-

[@robin-fx1rc]

Bro im your 666th like. Im sorry 😔

[@angelicdream708]

@@robin-fx1rc *Æ-*

[@Alex-to6uj]

“My citizens only get to see ONE VIDEO A YEAR!” Technoblade’s channel summarized in a sentence

[@Freedmoon44]

Ironic isnt it

[@Snukkuri]

2:47 Cartoon logic. Proud of him that he knows those kinds of things

[@synalepha1569]

"He's one of them atheists... That must be why he eats people!" PLS I CAN'T HANDLE THIS MUCH LAUGHTER

[@blue-pt9jc]

3:17 cannon fodder I think? It means people that are expendable, they can die and it won't be an issue

[@evergreen5834]

Man he truly is an English Major.

[@serafina2643]

@@evergreen5834 I'll be honest, I knew what cannon fodder was when I was like 10. I'm really surprised that it's not common knowledge, but I guess that's what reading a lot does?

[@owl2944]

@@serafina2643 same lol "cannon fodder" isn't some niche terminology

[@evergreen5834]

@@serafina2643 oh no my hubris

[@glumbortango7182]

6:13 "His parents really _phoned_ it in"

[@salt7625]

Techno hardly has to roleplay he's just himself

[@SomethingSmellsMichy]

Luckily he's hilarious

[@palminal2722]

7:37 one of the reasons why TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

[@bobtdm190alt5]

The milk bone juice

[@-Galaxy-2695]

why do i do this to myself 😭

[@Cowmaize]

NGL techno, schlatt, and wilbur are the only reasons I pay attention to dream smp

[@Cy.violett8]

And now all 3 of them hardly go on it 😂

[@iridescent_skies]

The whole LaManburg revolution and war with Schlatt was the only reason I started watching. And Techno is the only reason I’m still tuned in once a month. It’s safe to say we are the most deprived group of people.

[@houdini9739]

SAME I’ve completely stopped watching the DSMP and all streams. I just watch a LOT of Techno and Slimecicle, and then some SBI compilations and animatics.

[@p_eabean]

For me it’s literally just technoblade

[@nansifyanimations]

To me it's always about Techno Wilbur and Quackity. Sometimes Fundy as well. I like their streams :")

[@DK12970]

Well as they say “technoblade never dies”

[@-Galaxy-2695]

When people said this unironically :(

[@DK12970]

The Goat will live on

[@ivarivanovich]

6:35 "Guys help, I have a headache" That's me every 2 seconds

[@evixepotato5987]

I don't know why but Sapnap and Techno are such a good duo

[@MikaylaZa]

Something that I think is really interesting about the Tales of the SMP and Technoblade is sense Techno always used a Pig Hybrid/Piglin/Piglin Hybrid (personally like just Piglin) skin when he RPed, it somewhat implies that Piglins are EXTREMELY common. Not just in the Nether but in the Overworld as non-volatile everyday mortals too. Not only that but they are almost always figures of high respect, or wealth. Probably because Piglins are known for hoarding gold and their strength. It’s also cool if you think about other KZbinrs too, and saw the entire Minecraft community (or even just anyone who’s ever played MC ever) apart of the outside SMP worldbuilding/lore. Idk if it’s just who I watch personally but I can think of two other youtubers who have Pig-related skins too. Idk, I just thought it was interesting. I enjoy thinking about the SMP lore/world building. Even if it makes absolutely not fucking sense....

[@thewillowtree727]

Cool.

[@cxtcutsml706]

I like this comment! And I totally agree.

[@mere_serendipity8275]

*"Time flies when you're in mortal fear"* Brilliant

[@sureindubitably3771]

-Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@silkdresss]

This was amazing but they forgot one thing: "Sir, can you spell economy?"

[@ZuliusKaltaris]

Of course, A-

[@rosieleaverton]

@@ZuliusKaltaris (long pause) very good

[@Paisley_and_pets]

Haha

[@alexs.5171]

Technos back must hurt for carrying the Tales series /j

[@mocu2274]

"And sometimes I let him sleep" Poor ranboo..

[@SSMp315]

This is why I miss the Tales of the SMP

[@Alivia96356]

“ Oh! Here The Poison Drink That!”- Technoblade

[@animeyoyoqueen]

Techno CONTENT

[@chaoticclonestudios]

It's the closest thing to technoblades content that we'll get for a bit

[@jayy3759]

The crumbs...

[@guntherhess227]

8:11

[@waterlily7903]

3:18 “Cannon fodder” he basically means all they’re good for is taking hits lol

[@jorgyt754]

I love how everyone has masquerade versions of their skins, but Dream is kinda just there

[@astie3277]

the amount of times he’s made karl laugh, i wanna flex on that

[@ideafornames6186]

I really like that one moment he is acting like royalty and then the next is him being judged by his hat

[@Some.gamer116]

2:29 *That is a pretty neat bonus*

[@FrancescoLucchetta]

6:34 that's an overused, but it's funny every time!

[@rossmartyn2122]

3:19 "we really got a lot of cannon foder"

[@dwaynesrockhardjohnson6821]

At 5:51 i think he said "his parents said zero creativity"

[@ellison_4710]

I think it’s “ Clearly your parents had zero creativity “

[@kittyxd8785]

I think it was “Zero, his parents had zero creativity.”

[@thermite1984]

3:59 My first thoughts "Wait is that a one piece wanted poster? You can't see the longer swirls cuz its short but that a frickn one peice poster . I wonder what his bounty is"

[@lapetus7695]

Quackity: what does the B in vitamin B stand for Sir Billiam III: bRoKe

[@alicageorge2413]

Bro that was Sir Billiam III not Technoblade get it right /j

[@lapetus7695]

@@alicageorge2413 oh right, right sry let me correct that real quick

[@ittselli3245]

Yes, TECHNOCONTENT

[@randomweirdo1639]

I laughed when you cut away from sad techno to “Poor people don’t get health care”

[@anandnayampalli2155]

Best technoblade quote: Its high in vitamen B What does b stand for??? BROOOKEEEE

[@dashie2937]

I miss this character of him, still can't believe what happened

[@MinusDead]

“ let’s be real guys. Thats a dumb hat” “I- It belonged to my mother 😢”

[@Arenoxitolikus]

3:16 he said cannon fodder which means like useless people that can be used as human shields or something like that

[@Scarkesley]

I love thinking these are techno’s ancestors

[@Space_F0x]

He is one of the only reasons I watch the dream SMP LMAO

[@Spectralyzed]

8:00 Okay, Karl, look me in the eyes... Don't get too big of a head now.

[@Noah-sm1ze]

5:53 Zero- ... your parents had ZERO CREATIVITY

[@nojusisnarauskas2343]

I like how when techno starts getting ‘angry’ he starts sounding like a dalek

[@mrmilkman7839]

Casually says “ahhh finally the poison hey drink that” AHHH FINALLY THE POISON

[@FiveTen007]

The citizens are a representation of techno’s viewers, having to wait a long amount of time for content

[@-ZH]

3:17 Cannon fodder

[@galaxisgalaxy2421]

Technoblade never dies....🥹

[@turnipchan]

I miss techno sm :')

[@ellieberg633]

Rest In Peace Technoblade 👑

[@mabmab2099]

3:25 is ‘cannon fodder’

[@UndertalefanH]

I love that Techno’s character voices are all just his voice but he more audibly pronounces the t in words

[@andreiluca8310]

The fact that Techno gets reincarnated over and over again through out time is conserning

[@heinzguderian628]

3:18 "we really got a lot of CANNON FODDER" yeah, it's hard to understand, but I believe that's what he said, and it makes sense

[@bongofin]

6:35 "guys help i have a headache"

[@sol_nov]

Imagine this is just one Technoblade, just disguising a new identity every few decades and as Billiam he was actually under the egg's control that's why present Techno couldn't be controlled again cause he's done something to refuse it.

[@ravioliravio4070]

3:17 is ‘cannon fodder’ which basically means they’re worthless and can die/be used, similar to comparing to bait, disregarding their lives

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

“Sometimes, I let him sleep!” Such a good boss, I wish mine let me sleep.

[@END3RGUMMI]

7:41 yup, all 205 of them

[@Axolautism]

3:36 what exactly made you think he said "yer" He said "ain't nobody paying taxes to this *here* town"

[@noxzi8048]

Quakity:What does the B in Vitamin B stand for? Technoblade:B R O K E

[@atme.]

Rare footage of technoblade supporting taxes and the government?!

[@xeno3773]

0:31 Ah yes my favorite character *_P R O K U M S_*

[@nsplayz_]

More than a year ago... The memories :' ) o7

[@nyanya2757]

3:17 "We really gotta, a lot of cannon fodder"

[@galaxyfilms1853]

Can you put all the bunnies back in their cages Techno:* kills the all with lava* Me being a Watership down fan : noooooooo

[@sophiafranchescacabalan4235]

I love how Techno is in most of the tales of the smp

[@falleneagle_3703]

1:31 it’s like the United States

[@Fara-qf3hq]

sir billiam iii my beloved

[@Toromi1864]

I understand that we miss him but...don't worry, he's fine :')

[@Veilofsalem]

I miss technoblade :[

[@paxielle]

7:04 I almost choked on my plum pit

[@TwelveCrows]

6:11 I feel attacked

[@brinettevalorie4554]

Lmao, sorry John.

[@turquoisemoon8453]

I miss Technoblade, this was a lovely video :)

[@masteritnok]

Technos voice change and ugh it's so beautiful wait how did they sit...!?

[@-cArto0n_s0ul-]

when techno said i have a headache i immediately got a ad for something to help headaches-

[@ItsNarratorSystem2356]

6:34 this is the funniest part 🤣

[@katherynerocafuerte7321]

I have the fact the all the characters of Techno are just him in different times, cause he is the Blood God, but a REAL God, so he is inmortal, like philza and dream. I think that possibility is interesting.

[@Jaylilo]

TECHNO NEVER DIES!!

[@JefimijaStosic]

Don't mind me crying my eyes out.

[@JasonChao797]

Milk drinking contest part 2: Badboyhalo: 👁👄👁

[@ricco8967]

3:18 cannon fodder is what he said

[@Aidylplayz]

Clips! 5:08 5:18 5:36 5:49 6:07 6:15 6:37 6:51 7:03 7:12

[@just_astro_9241]

rip 😟

[@chadtheladGMT]

6:10 "his parents really phoned it in" as if to say they just gave up and named their kid *John*

[@oscarpaulbalcazar6193]

0:30 Pro kums 😳

[@lilbuddy611]

2:56 remember son dying is gay techno yes father

[@Skye.rieeee]

"MY CITIZENS ONLY GET TO SEE ONE VIDEO PER YEAR" Same lol

[@dhealestari5224]

i rlly miss him in tales :(

[@randumrav3n]

The most iconic line for me is "It's our bong.😃" I wish it was in this video

[@angelb1318]

0:36 Well hello there-

[@NerfMason]

Porkums- if I don’t look down gravity can’t get me. Someone- hey your shoe laces are untied

[@Hubba_Hubba9]

3:18 pretty sure its cannon fodder

[@maxl.b.m.y.g.5918]

8:11 “my citizens only get to see one video per year” *Not at all a reference to anything else*

[@zigge4531]

4:03 why is sir biliam the 3 in the same era as rome when he lives in a house with lights. Ranbo!!! hi, hej, helo, hola, a-hoj, goten tag, halo, konnichiwa, bonjour ♤] ¡$ #€£

[@shooters101]

guys techno broke character. when he said "my citizens only get to see one video per year"

[@soggywaffle2334]

“Porkums, isn’t that Italian?” … “no”