Jean Grey is useless

[@bushybrovvs]

the part where she randomly tripped and fell had me crying 😭

[@mariaestherrivas4988]

Same here

[@SleepMeditationandAffirmations]

I had to put that on repeat

[@upcdowncleftcrightc9429]

Bruh....and the way she moaned while falling 😂😂

[@jaycook2378]

😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@CK_Godoth]

Wheree

[@DoctorPorkenfries]

It seems like Jean's mutant ability is to hold things up just long enough for Rogue to show up and take over.

[@skylargrey8016]

DoctorPorkenfries HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Moi_81]

😹😹😹💀

[@nezzyness4053]

That had me rolling

[@peacefuljeffrey]

And in every case, if she hadn’t, Rogue alone couldn’t have done a fucking thing to help.

[@delcajuban4274]

This Movie shows how useless Jean is without the Phoenix force compared to Rogue

[@GeorgeN0nu]

*Jean breathes* Jean: " I can't go on any longer. I am dying"

[@samthevole]

That’s honestly just relatable though lmao

[@Bunny2319b]

Lmao.😂😂

[@kaisser8915]

"JEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAN"

[@Nastuf]

Hey she know the rules she doesn't want to be a thot. A truly respectable woman.

[@emilyraustine823]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tattmaniac73]

You can tell that the second Jean that appears at the end of episode 2 of X-Men '97 is the real one because the first thing she does is faint

[@AP5700]

Facts 😂

[@marcanorojasmiguelangel462]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@IBmaster4]

Of course she is real

[@webberfan1234]

Literally laughed out loud. Thank you sir.

[@majimetanuki]

You're right! If this doesn't happen then why are we doing a reboot?! 💀

[@alecazam6755]

People talk about the power cord and the broken shield, but I think the one that takes the cake is her proudly saying she's phoenix, and then faints immediately for no reason.

[@CKFIERCE1]

I SCREAMED in laughter 😭😭😂😂

[@miumihp374]

And ends it with: "Help me!" 💀💀💀

[@v1982on]

And then plops into the water

[@TeamTowers1]

To be fair it's a fairly accurate recreation of the scene from the comics. Of course it probably worked better there, because comic Jean wasn't useless lol.

[@San-jx1zd]

@@TeamTowers1 the disrespect. Lol

[@shotgunmasterQL]

Jean: "I was not strong enough" Were you ever?

[@senseeilikoso821]

@Thelondonbadger also Jean: please!!

[@donnish3326]

@9 Tal3s exactly, she's a top tier Marvel character.

[@efxnews4776]

Rogue: bitch, go dark for once, ok?

[@tomkim-825]

she is only strong when she is evil as dark phoenix. Useless

[@dariuscarter4244]

Everyone " We know 😑"

[@TheHeatSeekera]

Omg rogue literally does everything

[@district730]

😭😭😭

[@MrDarkknight914]

Storm was another one in the show they were the main characters sprinkled in with a couple wolverine badass moments. Thats the show in a nutshell.

[@onetwocue]

I know and what sucks is Carol Danvers gets her own movie

[@MrDarkknight914]

@@onetwocue which rogue stole her strength and put into a coma....

[@rjgholston6331]

This is really embarrassing to watch, really

[@witchmorrow]

not her seeing all her friends get blasted out of existence, not helping at all and just running away, then immediately tripping over a power cord

[@vongolamistowl]

She was operating at max capacity in that scene

[@phillycheese90]

lol I imagine her saying to herself “don’t fall, don’t fall, girl please don’t fa…ahhhhhhh”

[@kevingriffith6011]

@@phillycheese90 My favorite part is... There is *no goddamn reason* for her to trip on a cord before she gets hit by the beam! She could have just got hit by the beam running just like everybody else. Someone decided "Jean Grey doesn't look useless enough in this scene. She should trip first to make her look worse." and paid extra animaton budget to make that happen.

[@phillycheese90]

@@kevingriffith6011 Damn Kevin…of all the times I’ve watched this episode and laughed at that scene, I legit never thought of it that way….dude you’re right lol. Someone on the animation or writing team must’ve hated her lol

[@naranciaghirga9532]

*mutant* : *your powers are useless against me* *Jean* : the joke is on you it has always been like that

[@tayo2810]

XD

[@daemonace5910]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@thesupremekai]

😂😂😂😂😚💀💀💀💀

[@dragonslastfyl2203]

Will her power but the rest was really successful against other enemies

[@upcdowncleftcrightc9429]

🤣🤣

[@Moorfeeeus]

Jean sneezes. “I’m dying. I can’t handle it”

[@princeekeson12]

Hahahahahahahahaha

[@velimirmisanovic8647]

Please help me!

[@basedbattledroid3507]

*"JEAAAAAANNNN!!!!!"*

[@tez800]

🤣🤣🤣

[@anorasolo]

JUNGLE SOL Scott: *JEAAAAAAAANN*

[@elijahsmith1127]

“I can’t stop you from hating each other but I can slow you down” *Has her shield broken* “Please”

[@chrissnapmedia]

The best one in the vid.

[@havensmith6371]

Definitely the funniest moment.

[@blackluna7021]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@a.j.9727]

And just when I thought I'd never cry-laugh again!

[@Speedd701]

2:05

[@alpborakirte801]

I bet Phoenix force was like; oh god i should have chosen Rogue

[@I-speak-U-shut-it]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣SO TRUE

[@izrael820]

And now it's stuck with her

[@jstnsmutek]

Phoenix Force: Fine, I'll do it myself

[@mrsuperheroe3162]

😂yeah

[@hmalba7864]

Bro if the Phoenix chose literally anyone else the entire world would be fucked. Imagine if the Phoenix Force decided to possess Charles Xavier. Like what do you even do at that point

[@game5loth996]

Jean: *tries to get a glass of water* Jean: UAAAGHAGH

[@agonleed3841]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@zeedeadpixel6524]

Cyclope: Jean! No!

[@xblade149]

Lol

[@nobodynowhere21]

"I"m ... too weak! Please... help me! My glass... is on ... the counter!!"

[@Infinite8blue]

The glass of water is too strong

[@Idontexisthihi001]

Tutorial of how to defeat Jean Grey: Just be there. You really don’t have to do anything else

[@roynrhernandz1813]

Just show up.

[@rojax_thevoicetm2385]

Holy Fuck the *ACCURACY*

[@brylesmith1374]

Rofl 🤣😂

[@matthewgraham7002]

She just fucking beats the shit out of herself 😂

[@seangaming8229]

Scott: *_J E A N !_*

[@MoeMalikPortfolio]

Jean Grey is the perfect example of those Infomercials where people be dropping stuff

[@Ffeoli1039]

Way too accurate

[@DivShadow]

Lmao

[@blkchld1]

Lol, right. Like how can I walk and talk at the same time?

[@SanctuaryPassion]

@ninjast4r I read the bold part in the deep tv man voice and almost peed myself

[@kawaiicookiuwu3322]

1k like! And I have no life.

[@Ozzymandius1]

Jean tripping over a rock and incapacitating herself will never not send me.

[@katokianimation]

Her two strongest enemies tv cable and pebble

[@fazmuz]

All hail the Goblin Queen

[@OhNoBohNo]

It looked like Scott accidentally flashbanged her

[@njmo]

I was about to say yall wrong for that lol

[@TDItaly98]

I died

[@doubleswithslightpepper8898]

Jean: I'm a level 5 mutant I'll show u guys my power TV Cord: Imma end this girls whole career

[@twinborn3850]

Mario Thomas 🤣

[@lofivibes3640]

Just saw that and damn im 🤣. I think someone back then seriously hated Jean Grey

[@johnmilton9789]

Jean: I'm an omega level mutant with the power to wipe out galaxies! TV Cord: Bite my copper coated ass! Fixed.

[@random_84]

John Milton978 when I tell you I died

[@mrf19741]

DAMN!

[@brentaltm]

I love how Rogue is constantly finishing Jean's sloppily handled tasks.

[@luisalbertoarenasaraya4579]

That is why Rogue is best X Waifu. Apart from Storm

[@coreyboy7257]

Brent Altemus storm’s too. Rogue was the real mvp

[@TheSecretStarr]

Brent Altemus Agreed! I also always loved how Rogue would have to finish Jean’s tasks because she was too weak to do it herself. I especially loved the scene when Jean fell off the cliff, and Rogue had to fly down and catch her. What I hated is that the writers of the X-Men show were very inconsistent with how Jean could sometimes use her telekinesis to levitate herself and sometimes she could not. Truly, Jean was the weakest of the X-Men in this version of the show. I did like XMEN EVOLUTION, though, where Jean’s powers were played as much stronger and greater than they were in X-Men The animated series.

[@blackmagician7645]

That's all of the X-men.(including Jubilee)

[@_SkyeLer]

TheSmashMaster9000 I have literal tears from how hard this comment made me laugh 😂

[@xVVhite]

the enemies dont have to worry about dealing with jean, she knocks herself out.

[@msmunoz7499]

LMFAO

[@icantakeit]

That's the cruelest comment about Jean in decades 😂

[@pkplum7712]

LazyBean Clearly she’s stunning.

[@annejia5382]

Black pearl 💓

[@Dekenthen]

Jean: Don't worry about me imma just go off to do something Everyone else: Go ahead, knock yourself out Jean: already done--ARAGGHGHGGHH *faints*

[@kuriboi952]

Jean: *becomes Phoenix* Also Jean:**faints in incompetence**

[@CaptNeeda1]

I'm pretty convinced they made her this way just so they could hear her moan and faint all the time.

[@uthopia27]

​@@CaptNeeda1it's possible since how horny this show sometime like I want to felt sorry when they hit jean or rogue but NO instead something rises

[@mecrac]

"I AM PHOENIX!" to "Help me..."

[@napalmballwipes]

fluently in incompetence

[@kermitgotthesickkicks4265]

​@@CaptNeeda1My thoughts exactly because Jesus that moaning audio is crazy

[@alex26138]

When you lie on your resume and still get the job

[@sleeexs]

the couch manager AAHAJAJAHAJAHJAHAHAHAHHAHA

[@alpha8here]

You, my friend, are terrible 😂😂😂😂

[@robosing225]

the couch manager almost quite literally, laughed my ass off. Good stuff.

[@venicec3310]

the couch manager bro😂😂😂😂😂

[@aboutmybacon]

Yoooo 😂😂😂😂😂

[@sajohnson09]

2:10 is the best part to me. She's talking shit like she's about to put an end to the fight but as soon as that guy broke her hold she screams out "please!!"

[@anotherrandomguy8871]

Brandon Johnson and just like that I have lost all respect for this character.

[@deathsdoor07]

@Collins Ongaya Same. Happened when she made Iceman a homosexual.

[@Nocturne22]

@@fanofgodjimindiva2497 Bobby fucking that genderfluid cloud being was the first clue homeboy was not straight.

[@dr_feelgood1902]

@@fanofgodjimindiva2497 Imagine the outrage if this was done to a gay character. Fuck SJWs and their double standards.

[@calliph]

That part made me laugh so hard. He's all just like "nah" *fist pew*

[@xenobo8842]

The name of the video should be "Jean tries to save the Day but in the end rogue has to do it"

[@princeekeson12]

Rogue should've had the Phoenix force.

[@li-limandragon9287]

@@princeekeson12 How the flying fuck can *anyone* beat that? Seriously Rogue (as she is now) once absorbed everyone's powers and held back a Celestial, that + Phoenix force = unbeatable bro

[@haillobster7154]

Correct title is, 'Rogue's better than Penis Force'.

[@alecazam6755]

@Kyros Droztamyr I know I'm late but I second this: holding back a celestial is shit writing.

[@corundum-voidlessm6480]

Or Wolverine and Scott

[@user-lb9xw4xf2q]

In the comics, she is sometimes Marvel Girl. I think it’s short for, “the fact you ain’t dead is a marvel, girl.”

[@dredre999]

Lol😂

[@SuperWolsey]

Probably

[@vegasbaby3669]

Hahahaha 😊

[@michaelj1729]

CACKLING 🤣🤣🤣

[@KariIzumi1]

Bruh 😭

[@Eazyshot04]

You a level 5 Omega mutant and you losing to a TV cord...

[@cherisedavidson5933]

Ellaway Amiker 💀💀💀💀

[@chimaeraarts]

The TV cord is a new level mutant

[@thegeek4145]

No, you an omega level Telekinetic and Telepathy, fucking trip over and hit your head in the middle of a battle where you weren't fighting anyone...

[@blairturner139]

Well her powers are on lock down cause of the professor so she's much weaker to keep her from losing control

[@wobblebobble5214]

Can’t be worse than Magneto losing to a wooden gun.

[@Daenym]

I love that Rogue just flies in and easily does whatever Jean is struggling to do

[@andrewowens4421]

Rogue and Storm were like the best female characters of the show.

[@Dr.Farewell]

@Thelondonbadger okay...

[@TheAndrea263]

I didn't even know Rogue could fly

[@Anbu_Tommygunz]

@Thelondonbadger lmao

[@carlost856]

@Thelondonbadger another snowflake bringing politics into this.

[@PrettyH8Mach1n3]

Even as a child, I was frustrated that all she seemed to do was moan sexually, scream, and get ko'd.

[@joeskys2362]

IKR Especially that one scene when she is in the bed 4:50. I think the animators had some really weird fetishes. LOL

[@district730]

😭😭😭😭

[@maviiruhh154]

Lmao same :D

[@frankmeza5988]

@@joeskys2362 yes, pretty, so correct!

[@CaesarBest]

Yep same here

[@otaking3582]

The fact that she's the only one in the opening credits to not have a superhero name should've been an immediate red flag.

[@Tedfufu]

Marvel Girl is a terrible name though

[@otaking3582]

@@Tedfufu True, but they could've made up some new name for her. They already renamed Changeling to Morph to avoid getting sued by DC.

[@silverlake9839]

I've always called her Phoenix because it's cooler than just using her name 😭

[@Nubesitas001]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 my god

[@sugartonix]

I mean, if she’s not using Phoenix, she cannot call herself Phoenix

[@alexanderreneau913]

“Just bruised, thanks to you.” Jean, the line was “Thank you Rogue”

[@zSpirall]

Lol I thought the same thing. Like would you rather be tossed back in the water or a bit bruised.

[@jimboswamps5602]

Lmao!!! I know what they meant by that line but it totally comes off like she’s telling rogue she bruised her. 🤣🤣

[@blturn]

“Thanks to you, I’m only bruised.” Is what I think they were trying to go for.

[@WigantX]

That was so passive aggressive

[@bluesorcerer83]

That's why grammar is important.

[@remylabeau5140]

She's always calling on Scott but Rogue is the one that keeps saving her LOL

[@georgespades9936]

Darrien Harris and then she faints and sighs dramatically.

[@keithp5685]

Psy-op8

[@gutsygutman2475]

or Wolverine.. that was a lot of their rivalry too. Gambit and Rogues romance was frustrating even as a kid in the 90's.

[@ThisIsGlamboy]

Darrien Harris lol literally

[@ricogonzalo3732]

Darrien Harris true story. You're cute BTW

[@kritztalkreviews1437]

Jean: Possesses literally one of the most powerful cosmic beings in the Marvel universe. Also Jean:

[@Xehanort10]

The Phoenix Force was probably like "I should have merged with someone more useful."

[@teresaparrilla2293]

Xehanort10 Psylocke for example..

[@l0sts0ul89]

@@teresaparrilla2293 Or Kid Omega

[@suchiuomizu]

To be fair, Jean wasn't merged with it most of the time here. And she actually was marginally useful as Phoenix.

[@JP-qj2fv]

But Jean is a Omega level mutant

[@unaclarke6235]

Every time I look back on her ‘feats’ in this show, I ask myself, “Why did Mr.Sinister want her again?”

[@duckyfishes9445]

Cause the writer said so lol

[@TheAilmam]

She's hot ig

[@potsdam28]

Because her son was a badass

[@thebudgetgamer]

Jean's greatest nemesis, random power cords

[@hdofu]

that and narcolepsy

[@jdturnier8539]

💀💀💀💀

[@TheDifferenced]

*Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh*

[@myeeeeeh]

@@TheDifferenced Jeeeeeeeeaaaaaan!

[@sollyxdoomyx7905]

Djghahaahgahgaaahaahag

[@ErickW20]

If I were Professor X I would fire Jean and hire Squirrel Girl.

[@dessindenfer1253]

I mean she beat iron man and thanos so she would be much more competent than jean XD

[@sams_not_here]

Broly The Sarcastic Savage jean is a teacher at the school so yeah.....its part of the job

[@rewriter3981]

@@sams_not_here yea but no students in this series it's just the x men the only child is jubilee

[@adb8003]

Ocean Man 03 Wanda is emotionally unstable so she wouldn’t be any good either lmfao

[@babyvision6924]

AD B maybe, but at least Wanda wouldn't need Rogue to save her everytime she has to do a mildly strenous task

[@lazchurchyard1229]

You can have psychic powers, working legs, or consciousness, but not all three, Jean!!

[@ilerifirat]

omg :D

[@AgusAndRaven]

That explains Xavier's chair

[@desmondmedder8043]

🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@nadiarey4196]

XD

[@aaliyahrammstein6674]

WOW; ! You blew my mind ..... . . .. . ...🙄🤔

[@threecircl3s]

What makes it even funnier is anytime Jean starts screaming its usually the same audio

[@Idontexisthihi001]

Someone: throws a ball of paper at Jean Jean: AAAAHHH!!! It’s too heavy

[@milotgarcia0426]

Hahahahah. This comment made my day

[@johnmilton9789]

Scott: JEAAAAAAAN!!!!

[@catondas398]

Everybody else in the room: JeAnn!!

[@alainbcdefghijk]

Rogue: *looks up at Jean with exhasperation before picking up the paper.*

[@meshackjohnson7646]

@@milotgarcia0426 I'm dead LOL

[@evilsizer4428]

Jean: It's too heavy! Rogue: lol

[@BEASTDADDYBAKU]

Rogue like: Nani!!

[@CesarCordova]

Good luck Rogue is here to save the day.

[@wellesradio]

César Córdova Unless she actually touches something, then she loses her mind. Same with Storm, but she gets to deliver a flowery speech before getting knocked the fuck out. It was the 90’s. These writers didn’t think much of female superheroes.

[@m4giceyetr1x]

Mr. W Storm is most definitely NOT useless! She swept up the entire Inner Circle crew while everyone else were knocked out cold. The only reason she was stopped was because Jean/Phoenix zapped her from behind, but apart from that, she practically carried the entire X-Men team on her shoulders -- Also, in the episode where Cyclops reunited with his dad, the Starjammers were practically tossing him and Corsaire (sp?) around like rag dolls and Storm had to keep saving their asses over and over again while putting up a good fight against those Starjammer guys. She was also the one who defeated Nimrod (froze him), put Omega Red back on ice, destroyed an entire Dam by herself, crashed a building on Juggernaut, defeated Callisto and once again saved the team, stopped Magneto from blowing up an army base by short circuiting 3 missiles he had already launched while Cyclops and Wolverine just stood there helpless and scratching their heads... I could go on forever.. But this proves that Storm is indeed one of the most (if not the most) useful member of the group.

[@wellesradio]

m4giceyetr1x "I could go on forever..." I'll bet you could.

[@Nepthu]

Mr. W, you're just being sexist. Rogue and Storm were awesome in the show and usually the MVPs of the team.

[@AnarchistPoop]

You are conveniently forgetting Rogue almost never uses that power and her flight and super strength kicks ass in several episodes. Also...how about Wolverine going crazy....or Scott loosing his damn powers every 5 episodes or so....or Beast getting his ass kicked in almost every fight? They were all useless!

[@reginalddavis7578]

Scott: Jean can you pass me that pen please? Jean: AAAUUGH!!! Scott: are you serious Jean? Really?!

[@CyberWarezz05]

I think they made Jean Grey that way so the writers can have an excuse to hear her voice actress moan like that

[@Rigbone64]

Lmao

[@juicyjewels5454]

Yeah honestly

[@staywildmoonchild1950]

😂

[@id-10-terror7]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@GustavoOwned]

True

[@tssdr9419]

That dramatic ass entrance with the “I am Phoenix” only for her to faint 😭😭😭

[@combatmedic3318]

Tassadar LMFAO LIKE THAT WAS SO UNDERWHELMING

[@Kontestir]

Tassadar I’m dead lmfaooooooooooo

[@calvintuano557]

"help me" *drowns*

[@ricardotorrence6459]

I'll follow your example executor

[@Nocturne22]

Jean was THE stunt queen on this cartoon

[@lurkzie]

So she is basically the magicarp of the xmen

[@magus13131]

Except her Gyrados (Phoenix) is still just a Magikarp...

[@cbsketch1]

lurkzie so that means she's a Gyarados or Sephiroth

[@kiko485]

lurkzie 😂😭😂

[@C-Lightning]

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@Minicarrotjuice]

Nah shes a male combee

[@Profile__1]

0:55 Did Jean for real just TRIP? An entire battle going on, and she just TRIPS? No fighting involved, no epic mutant powers, Jean just struggles with keeping herself upright.

[@kermitgotthesickkicks4265]

Juilbee did way more than her lmao

[@Failed_Vestige_of_Exandria]

It feels like she purposefully faceplanted so she could pretend to be knocked out and have an excuse to not help out. Although to be fair, she's actually more help prostrated on the ground than trying to do anything else.

[@mlkywine6852]

@@Failed_Vestige_of_ExandriaThat was what I was thinking too 💀💀💀

[@nicholasduve7391]

Good job keeping your balance OMEGA LEVEL MUTANT!!!!! lmfao

[@rebellarose6434]

I can’t 😂😂😂

[@FakeSugarVillain]

Jean: Tries to make milk and cereal *faints* Rogue: Saves her and turns the cereal into a four course meal *Are you ok hun?*

[@grimsquad8351]

Lol i read that in rogue's voice

[@zakai-kaz]

*Just bruised thanks to you*

[@FakeSugarVillain]

@@zakai-kaz are you ok hun?

[@메테o-w8g]

@@FakeSugarVillain I'm just hungry. Thanks to you

[@pika_dusk]

...remind which of the two is the Omega level mutant and which one of them had no powers unless she absorbs someone else...

[@wobblebobble5214]

The weaknesses of Jean Grey: - Thinking - Mildly strenuous tasks - Power cords - Trap doors - Any effort whatsoever - Nightmares - Groups of somewhat incompetent villains - Heavy objects - Glasses of water - Life in general (I’ve heard the voices of the people, and imma add some more to the list; here we go!) - seasoned food - A young boy’s trousers - Invisalign - Breathing - Mind Reading - Sending Telepathic Messages of any kind despite the fact that’s literally one of the only things she can do decently and she still manages to f*** it up. 👏 Edit: 1k likes? That’s, like, a lot, I think. Thankies😙

[@misssteak1290]

So basically jean is me

[@benjaminlaw1819]

@@misssteak1290 same

[@gfdxavdgsh4466]

Only in comics

[@EternityVoid_]

The last one hit different

[@applejuice5635]

You forgot: - A young boy's Sunday trousers - Invisalign braces

[@GarthTheDestroyer]

"Jean, could you get the door, please?" "I'm... trying to open... can't...AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGH!"

[@mayssm]

"Jean, was it locked??" "NO....the...handle is hard to ...turn....uhhh."

[@buzznugget]

"Jean, that door is a PUSH to open" No, it goes both ways. Look.... UUAAAAH!"

[@starfire6789]

Lol jeans like the door is too thick can't open it

[@vegasbaby3669]

ROFL

[@SantiSomchay]

Lol

[@ballerinaonamusicbox]

the way scott just keeps going “jean!” has me in tears

[@coreycorley3536]

Literally lol I can't imagine how many times she's screamed her name in th show lol

[@AndrewAment]

Jean Grey is that coworker that has worked there for years, is managers favorite, and has a higher pay rate yet anything she does makes your job far more than it already is. In the end you start having clinical depression and anxiety due to the lack of competence.

[@maroonedexplorer6622]

/r/suspiciouslyspecific

[@unknown872]

Somebody’s got a jean grey on their x-men team 😂

[@vaskopoh9512]

Literally starscream from transformers prime but hero

[@addiebear]

I felt this.

[@Ghostmotorfinger]

😆😂🤣

[@itsmebutchukoy]

Jean: I can't stop you from hating each other but I can slow you down Haters: *uses power* Jean: Please!

[@Nocturne22]

@Thelondonbadger Congratulations, you figured out criminals break laws. Next week: let's see if you jump to the conclusion that because people still steal, we should make stealing legal.

[@bodhisattva9762]

Soyboys everywhere!

[@helgahufflepuff4782]

@Thelondonbadger The fact that you managed to make that political, oh you redpilled right wingers.. such snowflakes

[@nickatnite85]

@Thelondonbadger banning guns has nothing to do with safty, and everything to do with control. Gun control, they want to control your guns, because then there will be nothing stopping them from controlling you. What amazes me is the left wants to call the right fascist, yet if they really believed the right was fascist they would want to own guns, instead they want to control them, like a fascist.

[@CountryCowboy008]

Jean: if my power can't slow them down, my begging would!

[@briansherrod1916]

The fact that this video is over 6 minutes long with this many scenarios is so funny. It’s like she failed every single mission and some in more than one way 😂

[@JLPerryTV]

Brian Sherrod Because she did. There wasn’t one mission that she participated in where she was more of an asset than a liability. Everybody (mainly Rogue) had to keep saving her

[@peanutsinspace]

@@JLPerryTV She did okay where she helped Rogue defeat Ms. Marvel in her mind and she was able to plant a telepathic suggestion in Juggernauts head (with Cerebro's help) not to mention, her empathic ability is what helped the Phoenix Force sense what was wrong with the M'Kraan crystal so she hasn't completely sucked like...3 times out of infinity.

[@universesbiggestdouchebag8350]

Which is more useless, Jean or Aqua?

[@maxsteel4942]

@@universesbiggestdouchebag8350 jean

[@meshackjohnson7646]

That's what had me dying 😂😂😂

[@MattSaysHello]

Cyclops every 2 minutes: “Jean! No!”

[@charlesloftin8768]

Wolverine yells Jean also..

[@GarageStudio7]

*Villain breathes* *Jean Grey:* Aaauah aaah ooahh (moans in ecstacy then faints) *Scott:* JEEAAAANNNNNN!!! *Rogue:* Uses a tenth of her power to do what Jean was trying to do

[@checksoverstripes2498]

And repeat!

[@nimigeorge8089]

😂

[@Danguardace17]

You missed Wolverine gets angry

[@adoniswarchild144]

Hahahaha LMAO

[@vincentadultman6226]

Jean Grey is the one person who fails the “99% fail this level” game ad

[@NordicSoldier]

I can imagine how it was to record this Director: please read this script. Voice actress: it's just a bunch of moaning and fainting noises Director: yeah it's great right?

[@peanutsinspace]

The actress, Catherine Disher was pregnant when she recorded her Jean scenes in the first season. She was also working on a tv show at the same time, so she would get off from working a 10 hour day, then drive to the studio to put in her lines which could take another couple hours. She said there were times she didn't even sleep while working on the first season of X-Men.

[@Dibol1987]

Just wondering. Where did you get this info. Would like to read/watch. For science!

[@yagamijubei28]

No wonder. Now we know her sex life/ pregnancy moans. Oof

[@dandeleon2764]

@@peanutsinspace sounds like the X-Men would have faired better if they had a pregnant Catherine Disher instead of Jean on their team.

[@Xehanort10]

@@peanutsinspace She voiced an actual badass character Jill Valentine in Resident Evil 3. Jill would kick animated Jean Grey's ass.

[@Laineyraider]

When she falls off the cliff and Rogue saves her it's like "Bruh you can literally fly!"

[@ESTComicsEvolutions]

She forgot 😂

[@Ajeeb_Aalu]

​@@ESTComicsEvolutionsIts a good thing she did, thinking could have made her faint.

[@yakhouba9]

imagine being able to see people's thoughts but not power cords right in front of you

[@Xehanort10]

Damn those possessed power cords that move into place just in time for Jean to trip over them.

[@li-limandragon9287]

Power Cord = Galactus

[@TragoudistrosMPH]

Awww, she can read just how useless they think she is...

[@kimkardashi-un2.051]

Not even a power cord, she tripped on freaking air and fall flat to her face, lmao I can't 😂

[@domodepiano]

you know how infomercials always show incompetent people failing at real basic stuff [before using upcoming product ], its like Jean's constantly in "before"mode

[@dongansimorangkir8656]

Villain: breaths Jean: faints Scott: JEANNNN Rogue: ah shit here we go again

[@among-us-99999]

maybe she just has low sodium

[@usuariohumano2179]

Jean: SCOOOOTTTTT

[@BCDC123]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bomapdich]

like how is her teammates not fed up with her already

[@ppd3088]

Rogue always carrying the whole team on her back Well, Rogue and Storm

[@ooodatsgottahurt1625]

She's always fainting because it's exhausting being her

[@dubletar7351]

🤣😂🤣

[@taekinuru2]

Jean Grey- arguably the most powerful mutant of all time. Also Jean Grey- arguably the number one in fainting from any effort she does

[@infinitehwd2103]

Franklin richards , scarlet witch , matthew malloy - Are we a joke to you ?

[@tomotero2069]

She is not but Fenix would...

[@youzonk7692]

Tom Otero she also easily defeated and gone faint with phoenix force, so..

[@rocstarang5747]

She's like that guy who forgets to breathe when he's lifting weights.

[@VENGEFULHEXX]

@Troy Taylor... Matthew Malloy is without question stronger than Jean Grey. The man literally died and resurrected himself.

[@SnoozeTheRecluse]

Jean in every situation: "I can't stop you, but I can slow you down."

[@AgentBlizzaga]

Can she though?

[@TheGeorey]

She's talking to the other X-men lmao

[@miggsbryers3740]

By 5 seconds :D

[@tsemiu]

I think she means to say that to the xmen. *trips*

[@PickleJarr]

...and then she slows herself down instead. With an added fainting effect if Rogue is around.

[@turdferguson8928]

Jean: AAUUUGH Rogue: No one even touched you Jean: Sorry, force of habit

[@israelbattle5997]

LOL I-

[@WillieFordham]

😹😹😹

[@psgary6622]

Ba-dum-TSS!

[@Facade953]

Wolverine: I love you, Jeannie! Jean Grey: AAUUUGH!!! Wolverine: Then again, i say and do all kinds of crazy things when i'm drunk.

[@spence6195]

Nobody: Jean Grey: **moans loudly**

[@tonywong8134]

1:03 Probably the funniest part. Nimrod scans Jubillee and Jean and just decides to blast Jean. Taking out the easier target even though Jubilee has like 1/10000000th the power that Jean does.

[@SJ_RANKS]

To those who say jubilee is the weakest or the worst member of the team keep in mind jean grey is the one who faints when she uses her powers and at point tripped over a power cord

[@naughtyauntieemma]

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool that was probably her most embarassing moment

[@SJ_RANKS]

naughtyauntieemma I think she was better in x men evoultion and that show has the x men as teenagers

[@naughtyauntieemma]

she was both powerful and really likeable, though i think it was evolution that started the trend of Jean being posessed by her "dark side" instead of being posessed by the phoenix cosmic force, which is like the worst misrepresentation of this character. Also it just came to me that X-men evolution was the only time that Logan and her had no interest in each other and they rarely even interacted. :/

[@pghbeaster]

0:58 She takes herself out by diving face first into a rock lmao, at least the extension cord was an accident

[@blackpants7385]

@@naughtyauntieemma It's not a misinterpretation. It's a reinterpretation.

[@juanman2483]

If she is one of the most powerful telekinetics of the world... How bad is the weakest telekinetic?

[@Ntimidation]

Juanman as bad as a non-mutant

[@juanman2483]

@@Ntimidation a non-mutant can't be as bad as a bad mutant.

[@Ntimidation]

Juanman a non mutant by definition has no powers, so what I’m saying here is that the weakest telekinetic must be as bad as those who are not even mutants that claim to have some (or hardly any) telekinetic powers

[@juanman2483]

@@Ntimidation yea, i got it, but i mean, so bad that instead of helping him, it kills him. Still, good explanation.

[@dr.calibrations7984]

You try and lift a fork and your head explodes with about as much force as the bombs dropped on Japan during WWII

[@shimmeringnshining5072]

*World: Exists* *Jean:”UhHugHUgh....AHHHHHHHH. It’s too strong.* Same Jean, Same.

[@donnythedingo]

Overpowering Jean was supposed to be a way of establishing a high level threat, but ended up making our hero look weak. Like Worf from Star Trek.

[@frankieseward8667]

Unlike Jean Word got better

[@KariIzumi1]

I think Worf had more Ws, TBH

[@potsdam28]

@@frankieseward8667X-men 97 did for Jean what DS9 did for Worf

[@DeBean970]

I think it's more so telepathy and telekinesis can easily trounce most opponents so Jean had to be hindered for the plot.

[@donnythedingo]

@@DeBean970 good point

[@NeoZero85]

Can’t imagine if Jean wouldn’t be able to finish in the bedroom with Scott, in comes Rogue to finish the job lol

[@lukeyv1819]

SCREAMING

[@alyssakeese8980]

Oh my God😂😂

[@88omair]

If I were Scott I woodn't mind

[@mrs.lemuelgarcia5973]

threesome

[@martin.allaman]

Lol but Rogue would kill Scott or put him in a comma XD

[@clown-cult96]

What makes this even better is you can’t even argue it’s sexist. Rogue and Storm are both extremely competent and even Jubilee, an actual kid, is more helpful.

[@SuperJutah]

Rogue is EASILY the most powerful mutant in the series outside of Apocalypse and MAYBE magneto... Rogue was everybodys 2nd favourite next to Wolverine as well!!!

[@DadoPanda]

​@@SuperJutah Nah Storm was the most powerful one in the team. But Rogue was definitely there and very useful unlike Jean. Storm and Rogue carried that team hard.

[@TrentRoseboro-vx7yf]

Yeah we love when we get to deny sexisms existence! Hell yeah!

[@GamingOnGamma]

​@@TrentRoseboro-vx7yf?????

[@AegisAuras]

@@TrentRoseboro-vx7yf it would actually be sexist to suggest every character of either sex needed to be flawless to be a proper representation of their sex. That just leads to the horrible writing and lack of diverse traits and personality types we see running rampant today in mainstream media.

[@silverfox9006]

*Villians accidentally trips Jean* Jean: I've fallen and I can't get up

[@lamalien2276]

Oh my God, like so much 90's nostalgia just came flooding back.

[@abihayes1294]

She needs Life Alert

[@theflashdommination9119]

Even life alert can’t cover that

[@Ashes2Ashes_Blush2Blush]

Fuck....lmaoooo

[@jayvenesdras9741]

4:24 - Finally some justice to Jean 4:36 - Oh nevermind.... damn.... -_-

[@probablyjinxed]

the way i audibly went “oh, fuck off…” when i saw this scene for the first time 💀

[@coreycorley3536]

She can't serve for too long ok😂

[@TheCamutoe]

Jean: “aahhhhh!” Rogue: “bitch, again?!”

[@nodeberiaestaraqui93]

My girl Rogue has to do all the work here, smh

[@carlbloke8797]

@@nodeberiaestaraqui93 Rouge AND Storm had to do all the work.

[@rikkichadwick3548]

Lmaaaao

[@kingxxlibra]

🤣

[@adrianblissett375]

Lol!!!!!

[@Cymricus]

"I can't stop you from hating each other" literally has mind control powers

[@ingloriousMachina]

Cymric Doesn't she have psychokenesis? As far as I know that can't alter people's minds.

[@jjnix95]

@@ingloriousMachina she has 2 powers telekinesis and telepathy

[@ingloriousMachina]

jjnix95 Telepathy doesn't mean mind control

[@jjnix95]

@@ingloriousMachina it's considered a sub-skill depending on the universe. Like in the tv show heroes the cop Matt starts off only reading minds. His abilities evolve to mind control. For some characters mind control is a separate ability. It's up to whoever writes the characters.

[@ingloriousMachina]

jjnix95 Well she may control a different sphere of power, otherwise I'm sure she would've done that a long time ago Unless she's just so incompetent that she forgot her own power

[@jbabylucus1641]

I am phoenix. then she faints and falls into the water. then calls for help. that's kinda sad

[@christianmaximoff3035]

JBaby Lucus She had just been exposed to cosmic radiation, of course she would be weak after that

[@AlbionLegend]

"UUAAAAUGH!" "Jean, the Danger Room hasn't even booted up yet."

[@rodneytaylor5882]

Jean: I’m supposed to practice what I’ll do in combat, right?

[@dubletar7351]

Lmaooo 🤣😂🤣

[@lurker6918]

Jean in the movies: The most powerful of the X-men Jean in the cartoons: UUAGHA help I'm dying!

[@fandomanxyi]

U wrong, she is still useless in movies

[@flmbyz]

Which movie? Cause every woman in a Bryan Singer movie is either ineffectual or a villain.

[@darkphoenix3901]

@@fandomanxyi Sha saved the X-Men in X2 and she killed Apocalypse and the D'Bari

[@youzonk7692]

@@darkphoenix3901 she can't kill Apocalypse by herself in movie. and in fact, Apocalypse in movie is also have weird power level. one time he could decapitate couple of thugs head in an instant, but hardly kill one weaker x-men like scott or jean without phoenix

[@DUB_87]

Nope. Pretty useless in the movies too. Unless she's Phoenix.

[@thatthingyouseeatthecorner5249]

0:50 “just bruised, thanks to you” I know this is meant to be a statement of gratitude, but it almost sounds like jean is accusing the other lady of bruising her lol

[@Spiritx1992]

Oh I thought she was.

[@paule.2687]

@@Spiritx1992 Sounds like Rouge's about to get sued

[@Nocturne22]

Jean Grey's most effective power is actually being passive aggressive.

[@Tunde_]

She’s saying, thanks to you that’s the only thing that happened to me and not worse

[@giankie_507]

i really thought she was, i was like "bitch, you didn't"

[@luxzord865]

3:23 A cable!? Seriously!? All the others were taken by surprise or were defeated trying to fight and you stumble on a cable while running away????

[@jadedj5385]

That trip into the moan followed by the KO was really hard to watch 😆.

[@erinluciel6599]

💀

[@jadedj5385]

@ENLFRO lmfao!

[@Clintdaddy412]

She's the worst smh

[@jermainebentley2021]

Luxzord a damn cable tho 🤣🤣🤣, she so useless lol

[@kossettereaditte7552]

Her tripping over that tv cord was just AMAZING

[@potheadninja3566]

Professor X: Jean quickly think of a number between 1&4... Jean: Aaaaahaah!! help me Scott: Jean!

[@leonides1527]

Ok... Think of a number between 1&2

[@ernestcanty6795]

dragon king leonides1527 Jean: It’s too much!!! “Proceeds to faint” Scott: Jeeeaaan!!!! Literally any other character: “Picks a number”

[@TheJaranggigi]

Rogue: *Sigh* 2.

[@leonides1527]

@@TheJaranggigi correct

[@rdaniadi4407]

Lol🤣🤣🤣

[@UpturnTheUncool]

2:13 “I can’t stop you from hating each other but I can slow you down” 2:14 *Powers stopped by singular blast* 2:15: *Weapons fall* “PLEASE!!!”

[@newman1399]

Hahaha lol. Please!

[@KossolaxtheForesworn]

so why we keep her around? "cos shes hot."

[@amaritsu]

LMAOOOOOOOO!!!!

[@Azureneedle]

I died.

[@AndrewAce.]

I was literally crying 😂

[@TheAnhedonicOne]

"Hey Jean, can you give this note to Xavier?" "Sure thing." *Takes it* "Ugh.. too.. heavy.. ah~" *faints*

[@fly672]

Other mutants: Jean !!!

[@seangaming8229]

Rogue: Let me take that for you Jean: _HELP ME! I'M DYING!_

[@freddy-uw4yz]

Cyclops: whats for dinner my love Jean: UUAAAGHH!! Cyclops: i guess I’ll order a pizza

[@coreycorley3536]

She's not strong enough to make dinner yet😢

[@Suiter]

"Help me." Jean's battle cry.

[@chrismc410]

Suiter on top of that, she moans and groans like a porn star

[@savedbygrace9788]

Suiter holy shit

[@aidzy5643]

Suiter I can’t breathe 😂

[@arniecalang4583]

Am laughing so hard at this comment

[@savedbygrace9788]

I say help me all the fucking time lmao

[@thagaygaymer1983]

I was so done when she tripped over the extension cord SMH 🤦🏾‍♀️

[@girlbuu9403]

Player: I can take low impact flaws to get more character points? Game Master: Yes. Player: How about this "clumsy" one? Game Master, wringing hands: If you want. ^ Happened to me.

[@Nepthu]

Yeah, and who puts an extension cord in the middle of a mall. ha ha! LMAO.

[@DGT1995]

Bruhhhh OMGGGG BRUHHH i was LIKE REAlly REAlly JEAN Cords Defeating u now????

[@black_iraq_warveteran150]

Lmao

[@Emmanuelh89]

LMBO 😂💀

[@rossothecrimson7]

I'll never forget the 😲excitement and immediate disappointment when she became Phoenix for the first time then immediately pulled a Jean. 🙃😖☹

[@alpha8here]

Lol pulled a Jean! 😂😂😂

[@sakonan4883]

She’s that level 100 guest party member who’s useless 😂

[@adams3560]

“I am Phoenix!” *faints from the effort of saying that*

[@trojanjoe14]

Lol pulled a jean

[@norbertop.niebres6320]

Jean Grey from X-Men: The Animated Series reminds me of Goku from Dragon Ball.

[@moodismeh5608]

I'm happy they made her so much more useful and powerful in X-men '97

[@robertolanzone]

02:10 "I can't stop you from hating each other... but I can slow you down!" Random guy as he effortlessly dissolves her telekinesis: "no, you can't."

[@plant3580]

"Please!" 😭😭

[@terrauncebowie6712]

😂😂😂

[@chapasproject]

dont know, she looks like a very useful human shield to me.

[@bippythechippy882]

Probably not. Like her other shields, they'll break from the slightest touch.

[@ljspencer3]

@@bippythechippy882 lmao

[@CookiePieMonster]

The strongest mutant/deity defeated by a *Power Cord* I'm done. 👏🖐👣

[@kaijordan7791]

Ceveo Acrentos when she tripped over that cord, I died. The writers of the show were shady for that.

[@CookiePieMonster]

@@kaijordan7791 Fr lol. I replayed it about five times and now I gotta watch it again 😂.

[@gatfatf]

No lie, I thought this was a pun about Cable the character. But no. She literally gets done in, by a goddamn TV wire. Hand in the suit, here's your apple, from now on you're fulltime kindergarten teaching at the acadamey. Try not to get maimed by a 6 year old with safety scissors.

[@CookiePieMonster]

@@gatfatf Lmfao!

[@loverho5321]

I’d sooner trust Magneto with kids than her They get too energetic and she might faint trying to control them

[@novarepter386]

The Sentinel had to spend a few seconds deciding whether it was even worth using a energy bolt or just waiting till she randomly fainted to a mild breeze

[@ctg2499]

5:32 *I am the guardian* *Teach me to..aaaAAAAAaaAhhhHHh*

[@tjones9639]

HahhaHHHhHA

[@sollyxdoomyx7905]

Hahahahah

[@fernandoguillenperez7686]

She died as she lived, defeated by any thing and person in this world

[@Ashes2Ashes_Blush2Blush]

Laaaaaame

[@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785]

3:52 is a real grunty sex noise...

[@TheMainTagonist]

She seems to have pretty legit powers its just that if she has to exert herself for more than a millisecond she collapses because she has the endurance of an arthritic 80 year old smoker with heart problems and a metal rod in their spine

[@ThisisDaniel]

This comment 😭

[@albireotheredguard1599]

She never did fit with the team. The only thing Jean has going for is that she's so Hot that even the Professor realized he need to keep it "Professional".

[@Burshan]

Omg lol >

[@BrianAwesome]

CorphishySituation Jean should just Multiverse travel and be trained by Goku, so she won't be fainting all the time.

[@albireotheredguard1599]

@@BrianAwesome Or visit some Jedai.

[@RainbowCrash56]

This video on a nutshell: Jean tries to do something Jeans fails Scott screams "JEAN!!!!1!" Rouge or someone else saves Jean

[@brandonm4471]

The Mexican Bear and repeat lol

[@Galdenberry_Lamphuck]

Its usually always rogue too, who honestly has one of the weakest powers.

[@Skadi609]

The Mexican Bear You forgot her famous moans😀.

[@LocksAndChains]

Yeah, Rogue bails her out a lot.

[@Moi_81]

You forgot the excessive fainting.

[@pagolchagol22]

Voice acting auditions for Jean: "Give me your best fainting groan"

[@MrJsGotTheGoods]

4:22 Even as the Phoenix she ain't shit. The 90s show writers must have hated her or something.

[@randomfools808]

lol seriously. Some of this had to be intentional.

[@infernopyre]

Ichigo Red could *HAVE

[@dianehughes5736]

idk I liked the Dark Phoenix she was more stronger then the good one

[@badboy4k8]

"I AM PHOENIX!" *falls into ocean and drowns*

[@PrettyDreadie]

Lmao

[@ricesan6809]

Scott: Jean!

[@call2872]

I like how she fell off the cliff although she can actually fly. It's so exhausting to be her in every episode, always falling, fainting, and tripping on things. 🤣

[@Nocturne22]

There's a scene after she gets possessed by the Phoenix where she acts surprised that she flew... even though we've seen her fly/levitate numerous times before already.

[@monikamatas9340]

​@@Nocturne22I am wheezing ahahahahaha 😂😂😂

[@monikamatas9340]

😂😂😂😂

[@JLPerryTV]

She couldn’t fly in this series, only fall slowly. She was only able to fly when she was possessed by Phoenix.

[@carydum9356]

@@JLPerryTV Levitate is the better term...

[@thelovelyjerald]

The funniest thing is her yelling for help , when she’s the superhero.

[@coreycorley3536]

😂😂😂