What Liquid Works Best In Cereal?

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Ted Nivison

Ted Nivison

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@chrisiguess4740
@chrisiguess4740 3 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: two grown men make decisions even 5 year olds know not to make
@tej2199
@tej2199 3 жыл бұрын
u mean fetus?
@jimmyjoe1488
@jimmyjoe1488 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know man. Kids can be pretty fucking stupid
@peepop6258
@peepop6258 3 жыл бұрын
Dish soap
@guy6074
@guy6074 3 жыл бұрын
Actually just two ten year olds trying to one up each other lol
@alexsiemers7898
@alexsiemers7898 3 жыл бұрын
Well the 5 year olds need to learn what not to do from _someone_
@rice4423
@rice4423 3 жыл бұрын
It’s so weird to see Schlatt cower like a child under Ted’s iron fist of dominance
@walf6470
@walf6470 3 жыл бұрын
Even schlatt fears the Big man
@kaim7709
@kaim7709 3 жыл бұрын
hes the bigger big man
@tonieeb9220
@tonieeb9220 3 жыл бұрын
@@kaim7709 there's always a bigger guy
@beercansam9290
@beercansam9290 3 жыл бұрын
No joke their violent personas complement each other very well
@softiibvnxxl.1458
@softiibvnxxl.1458 3 жыл бұрын
@@spooky_sockboy3400 🤣
@actuallybingo
@actuallybingo 3 жыл бұрын
They weren't lying about Ted's violent tendencies on the hit, popular and iconic podcast Chuckle Sandwich
@Hackedschema28906
@Hackedschema28906 3 жыл бұрын
The ads are evolving.
@awfulawsten7206
@awfulawsten7206 3 жыл бұрын
Hit, popular, and iconic podcast Chuckle Sandwich that's available on Audible, Spotify, KZbin, and Apple Podcasts? Featuring Ted Nivison, JSchlatt, and Charlie Slimecicle?
@EqTwi
@EqTwi 3 жыл бұрын
This shit feels like Mythical Morning
@tomchillen3039
@tomchillen3039 3 жыл бұрын
You have to shut up
@MoochieMary
@MoochieMary 3 жыл бұрын
Thats two faced Teddy for ya
@jstar3382
@jstar3382 Жыл бұрын
The realization in "oh you can't actually swallow that" is so good
@Wired_User
@Wired_User 7 ай бұрын
Good???
@Spade-p2l
@Spade-p2l 4 ай бұрын
@@Wired_Useryes. Good.
@ShockwaveStudios-l4f
@ShockwaveStudios-l4f 6 күн бұрын
@@Spade-p2l mmmmmmmm good...
@jairzeuske9885
@jairzeuske9885 3 жыл бұрын
I gotta say, Ted and Schlatt are usually the ones intimidating other people in the collab videos they do, so it is a god damn pleasure to watch two apex predators attempt to do the same thing to one another.
@MrHAH-cd9ku
@MrHAH-cd9ku 3 жыл бұрын
Schlatt was not apex enough to stop the Milkman.
@oodlemynoodle3753
@oodlemynoodle3753 3 жыл бұрын
The thing is, when Schlatt is with Ted, he IS the prey
@Kbbrianne
@Kbbrianne 3 жыл бұрын
This comment is so superbly on point
@SwizzleDrizzl
@SwizzleDrizzl 3 жыл бұрын
They are like two bull bison, facing off in the Yellowstone wilderness while we, the tourists, watch from our cars with horrified awe
@jamzee_
@jamzee_ 3 жыл бұрын
Its like watching to male ostriches fight, its wacky but you know someone at the end of the day is going to get hurt
@jschlattLIVE
@jschlattLIVE 3 жыл бұрын
This was the worst day of my life
@suphicx
@suphicx 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@snugkhan5149
@snugkhan5149 3 жыл бұрын
Very cool!
@79Wyred
@79Wyred 3 жыл бұрын
big guy
@svbrother9949
@svbrother9949 3 жыл бұрын
Truly disgusting
@objecto2436
@objecto2436 3 жыл бұрын
unfortunate
@Fullmoonhater
@Fullmoonhater 3 жыл бұрын
i feel like this "big milk" character is just trying to stop people from adding amendments to the geneva convention
@lorgotsbrig8494
@lorgotsbrig8494 3 жыл бұрын
Suggestion*
@fakedoorsfordinner1677
@fakedoorsfordinner1677 3 жыл бұрын
@@lorgotsbrig8494 Obligation*
@inkdragoon4547
@inkdragoon4547 26 күн бұрын
​@@fakedoorsfordinner1677*Checklist
@Oliver-Thyella
@Oliver-Thyella 15 сағат бұрын
@fakedoorsfordinner1677*Recommendation
@CityAstro
@CityAstro Жыл бұрын
14:10 his call for mom is a genuine sign that chugging thick water is a terrible idea.
@Vokunah
@Vokunah 2 ай бұрын
Nah that first quieter mommy is the most genuine, slungus was really feeling it
@CityAstro
@CityAstro 2 ай бұрын
​@@Vokunahbro what, that was a year ago 😭
@colinouille2786
@colinouille2786 2 ай бұрын
@@CityAstro the popsicle video invoked me as well
@Fyrebarr
@Fyrebarr 3 жыл бұрын
Ted: is The Milkman Schlatt: milks men
@temutemacular
@temutemacular 3 жыл бұрын
True
@KKNOWSYOU
@KKNOWSYOU 3 жыл бұрын
They’re compatible
@thetrainsguy7564
@thetrainsguy7564 3 жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@tapeesa2866
@tapeesa2866 3 жыл бұрын
WHO USES MILK IN A JUG, BE NORMAL USE BAGS OF MILK
@ant_ler3837
@ant_ler3837 3 жыл бұрын
@@tapeesa2866 are you kidding me???? drinking milk in a bag just sounds so sad
@macys.2162
@macys.2162 3 жыл бұрын
“It sucked going in, but towards the end it got a little better.” -Schlatt 2021
@tooth_fairy5236
@tooth_fairy5236 3 жыл бұрын
ITS THE FOX MAN
@soleynott
@soleynott 3 жыл бұрын
Can I join the circus?🦧
@JonoPee669
@JonoPee669 3 жыл бұрын
Yup
@FirstNameLastName-di7wk
@FirstNameLastName-di7wk 3 жыл бұрын
name of your sextape lol
@user-dq4ck5vm3w
@user-dq4ck5vm3w 3 жыл бұрын
YOUR PFP-
@kabkabkab
@kabkabkab 3 жыл бұрын
im glad schlatt gave the viewers a more immersive point of view in the shopping segment since the average fan is about half the size of ted
@GerdWatches
@GerdWatches 3 жыл бұрын
Bold of you to assume.
@madelinhere
@madelinhere 3 жыл бұрын
I am 5”3. I see nothing but truth.
@yagottapaythetrolltoll3127
@yagottapaythetrolltoll3127 3 жыл бұрын
ted could comfortably eat me in one meal
@darm4467
@darm4467 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, we are all small men
@GerdWatches
@GerdWatches 3 жыл бұрын
I am back, he is 5’8. He is about average, I am thirteen and 6’1 somehow
@Thepresident498
@Thepresident498 Жыл бұрын
It's funny watching Jschlatt progressively get more and more drunk as the video continues
@spok0440
@spok0440 3 жыл бұрын
I once ate Cinnamon Toast Crunch with mayonnaise while I was high af on sleep meds. My reasoning was "It looks like milk, should work fine." I'm so glad someone has now shared the burden of this knowledge
@LordMegatherium
@LordMegatherium 3 жыл бұрын
I like mayo. I can eat it straight from the jar (a few spoons at most though) but even I have to admit that combined with cereal it's gonna be rough.
@stevem.o.1185
@stevem.o.1185 2 жыл бұрын
The white gets the cereal right, everybody knows this truth
@imjustme5934
@imjustme5934 2 жыл бұрын
@@LordMegatherium you are a war criminal
@VERXELIS.
@VERXELIS. 2 жыл бұрын
@@LordMegatherium Right there officer, take the shot
@jayshroomalt
@jayshroomalt 2 жыл бұрын
@@LordMegatherium you *are* the war crime
@tactile2878
@tactile2878 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Due to olive oil being a large conglomeration of lipids, it’s incredibly hydrophobic, and considering that your throat is coated in water based saliva, the thing that helps you swallow aside from base muscle movements, it becomes much harder to swallow. How do I know these things? I drank a cup of olive oil in my biochem honors class in high school. I nearly threw up drinking it and I’ve regretted it ever since. But hey, the scientific experience was nice.
@sp_00nsy
@sp_00nsy 3 жыл бұрын
Ngl that's real cool shit dude I wanna drink it but hearing as people have gagged from it, it's not looking too enticing to have my lunch donated to the trashcan.
@yanselalmodovar918
@yanselalmodovar918 3 жыл бұрын
Science should be the answer to doing stupid shit. Friend: Why did you drink that oil? You almost threw up. You: For science. Friend: Sounds legit. Carry on.
@sp_00nsy
@sp_00nsy 3 жыл бұрын
@@yanselalmodovar918 you make a lot of good points there
@tactile2878
@tactile2878 3 жыл бұрын
@@yanselalmodovar918 legit that’s basically what happened since I sat next to one of my best friends in that class lmao
@securelilyjt6057
@securelilyjt6057 3 жыл бұрын
Olive oils homophobic! Dammmn risky take
@MemeSlayer
@MemeSlayer 3 жыл бұрын
As someone with lactose intolerance, “power through it” is EXACTLY what I do because fuck not eating ice cream, cereal, pizza, and Mac and cheese, and anything else with dairy
@NamekFreakazoid
@NamekFreakazoid 3 жыл бұрын
Haha easy to say it untill you shit bricks
@cloudperson890
@cloudperson890 3 жыл бұрын
@@NamekFreakazoid Bricks? More like soft cement.
@wonightmare
@wonightmare 3 жыл бұрын
@@cloudperson890 honestly
@amandajensen3382
@amandajensen3382 3 жыл бұрын
Just take some Lactaid before and after, it gets rid of the symptoms. Story time, the first time I drank milk after developing lactose intolerance, I had two glasses. Five minutes later I was writhing around in pain, it was worse than period cramps, similar to appendicitis. 😰 Could tolerate milk just fine until I went to college, didn't know you could grow out of that ability!
@altoes8884
@altoes8884 3 жыл бұрын
How are you not hospitalized
@arisketches4317
@arisketches4317 Жыл бұрын
The look on teds face when schlatt starts chugging the thick water is just pure horror at what he has witnessed
@foto9254
@foto9254 3 жыл бұрын
i like how most of the second half whenever schlatt isn’t doing anything he looks like he’s about to fall asleep
@Will-tn6zu
@Will-tn6zu 3 жыл бұрын
The thick water put him in a catatonic state
@SwizzleDrizzl
@SwizzleDrizzl 3 жыл бұрын
he was probably a bit tipsy
@Bidens_Diaper
@Bidens_Diaper 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah man, so cool to not care. Like so cool. Just the coolest.
@Gamer_Dylan_6
@Gamer_Dylan_6 3 жыл бұрын
That's probably because he chugged half the margarita bottle.
@ahuman1571
@ahuman1571 3 жыл бұрын
it was that fuckin thicc water man, he just couldn't bounce back after that
@mysticat
@mysticat 3 жыл бұрын
next time try blending cereal into a shake and then use that with cereal
@rroselandd
@rroselandd 3 жыл бұрын
Wait that’s actually kind of a good idea
@thy_queen_arsene
@thy_queen_arsene 3 жыл бұрын
cereal squared
@EliksniEnjoyer
@EliksniEnjoyer 3 жыл бұрын
Whats up checkmark
@melonsoepic
@melonsoepic 3 жыл бұрын
@@rroselandd U AGAIN :O
@warweasel2832
@warweasel2832 3 жыл бұрын
You still need a liquid, otherwise it will be a powder, although a water based cereal juice could work better than straight water.
@pajorion
@pajorion 3 жыл бұрын
somehow schlatt looks both really rich and homeless
@blake_drawz9194
@blake_drawz9194 3 жыл бұрын
Brother
@oTraitor
@oTraitor 3 жыл бұрын
cus of the hair
@666verylongcat8
@666verylongcat8 3 жыл бұрын
Facts
@luukvanloo7195
@luukvanloo7195 3 жыл бұрын
Offbrand pablo escobar
@mr.salaxander8330
@mr.salaxander8330 3 жыл бұрын
A transport hawk that delivers heroin
@roboonmute
@roboonmute 10 ай бұрын
I love how schlatt doesn’t have much of a reaction when he drinks the alcohol cereal but Ted despises it
@mastersombrastudios6837
@mastersombrastudios6837 3 жыл бұрын
*Jschlatt looks at dish soap* Ted : No, that's not edible. *Literally seconds after* *Ted picks up raid bug spray*
@TelevisedScreeningProgramsInc
@TelevisedScreeningProgramsInc 3 жыл бұрын
Eating soap isn’t relatively bad for you, but I do believe it could give you diarrhea
@mastersombrastudios6837
@mastersombrastudios6837 3 жыл бұрын
@@TelevisedScreeningProgramsInc "What,you're gonna have so diarrhea later on?everybody poops." -Ted
@TheRealSteveHarvey
@TheRealSteveHarvey 3 жыл бұрын
@@mastersombrastudios6837 ???
@mclarensenna3619
@mclarensenna3619 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheRealSteveHarvey its from the video...
@manguymanfellaman
@manguymanfellaman 2 жыл бұрын
*s u n b l o c k*
@zargonat2484
@zargonat2484 3 жыл бұрын
“Are you gonna swallow this” “It’s cereal?”
@kaycinarchives
@kaycinarchives 3 жыл бұрын
@Da Dolphin Dive shut up
@clayph0bia
@clayph0bia 3 жыл бұрын
@Da Dolphin Dive ratio
@Jessica-jt7ul
@Jessica-jt7ul 3 жыл бұрын
@Da Dolphin Dive ratio again
@yashim08
@yashim08 3 жыл бұрын
@@Jessica-jt7ul great job Jessica!
@brooklynriffle2577
@brooklynriffle2577 3 жыл бұрын
Bagr14 diabetes
@isaacwhyy
@isaacwhyy 3 жыл бұрын
this was ridiculously difficult to watch
@tirachies
@tirachies 3 жыл бұрын
agreed
@hanaeve__
@hanaeve__ 3 жыл бұрын
Yooo isaac
@chloeprice9649
@chloeprice9649 3 жыл бұрын
hi isaac
@gimmiborn2567
@gimmiborn2567 3 жыл бұрын
yeah
@audiphobia7672
@audiphobia7672 3 жыл бұрын
wait isaac good sir how did you get here
@assortedcinnamonrolls
@assortedcinnamonrolls 10 ай бұрын
16:31 the way they retched simultaneously 💀
@Me._struggling
@Me._struggling 2 ай бұрын
Oml I WHEEZED at that 😂
@Olivia-jf8ef
@Olivia-jf8ef 3 жыл бұрын
Ted is such a kind soul to have let a homeless man eat a nice meal bless his soul
@elizabethgrace_752
@elizabethgrace_752 3 жыл бұрын
Did u just call jshlatt homeless lol (it’s funny)
@isthatthegrimreaper4726
@isthatthegrimreaper4726 3 жыл бұрын
PLSSS AKBAJVHSVACDN
@shizukajoestarfp5518
@shizukajoestarfp5518 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@matiasbrena2287
@matiasbrena2287 3 жыл бұрын
I wouldnt call it a nice meal but ok
@kevinclay6863
@kevinclay6863 3 жыл бұрын
Haha it's funny because like he's implying that jschlatt Is a homeless
@gabrielryan-leon832
@gabrielryan-leon832 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Ted seems to be the only person Schlatt fears
@yagottapaythetrolltoll3127
@yagottapaythetrolltoll3127 3 жыл бұрын
i guess breaking one's arm with a baseball bat does that to a man
@PLK123
@PLK123 3 жыл бұрын
And big lion
@seven07777
@seven07777 3 жыл бұрын
He's the only person more chaotic
@bipolingdaco1607
@bipolingdaco1607 3 жыл бұрын
What man wouldn't when Ted claims cereal can go with anything but milk.
@GamerKid11
@GamerKid11 3 жыл бұрын
Schlatt is scared of Ted because Ted is the only person to match his power level
@Victor-Baxter
@Victor-Baxter 3 жыл бұрын
“Like LA tap water” “That’s not true!” Then why did you buy a bottle of water?
@Chava5369
@Chava5369 3 жыл бұрын
Because all tap water is disgusting
@guapogordonguapofraizer8311
@guapogordonguapofraizer8311 3 жыл бұрын
@@Chava5369 I mean not necessarily
@plece
@plece 3 жыл бұрын
@@Chava5369 at least all US tap water
@zkincheloe1412
@zkincheloe1412 3 жыл бұрын
@@plece incorrect. City tap water. Source your tap by a nice ol stream or well
@cherrisoda892
@cherrisoda892 3 жыл бұрын
Is this a reference
@АнтонПешков-ъ7н
@АнтонПешков-ъ7н Жыл бұрын
Literally a classic. I'm rewatching it from time to time and it never gets old. Keep it up boys, we need more content like this
@RaccoonEatingIcecream
@RaccoonEatingIcecream Жыл бұрын
Schlatt: "When you have things to eat, there shouldn't be bubbles" Also Schlatt: *points at dishsoap*
@waterwolf982
@waterwolf982 Жыл бұрын
Those aren't bubbles ... yet
@Not-Wanted.-.
@Not-Wanted.-. Жыл бұрын
You like men. You like men kissing don’t you.
@Thefakenoob462
@Thefakenoob462 Жыл бұрын
i was reading this and and a soap ad popped up
@Kademan6809
@Kademan6809 11 ай бұрын
@@Thefakenoob462SAME
@thescholarsjourney661
@thescholarsjourney661 11 ай бұрын
You also should not eat dishsoap
@max_dotson
@max_dotson 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that you didn’t do 1 bite but filled a whole fucking bowl every time is what makes this video.
@bfc9467
@bfc9467 3 жыл бұрын
what was the thought process behind that. I hope it was as a joke but then again maybe they just never considered pouring less. Maybe they had to make a full bowl to get an accurate feel for the cereal eating experience.
@hopelessly.lavenderly
@hopelessly.lavenderly 3 жыл бұрын
the visual experience is key to true cereal appreciation
@spikemurphy5054
@spikemurphy5054 5 ай бұрын
They still wasted a lot of cereal.
@Ryyi23
@Ryyi23 3 жыл бұрын
Without Charlie to balance them out, these two get pretty crazy.
@yagottapaythetrolltoll3127
@yagottapaythetrolltoll3127 3 жыл бұрын
they are in fact the biggest guys currently in existence. shit's bound to get crazy
@Jim-dy4wv
@Jim-dy4wv 3 жыл бұрын
Lets be real, Charlie would definitely be doing this shit with them if he could.
@jebadia_mimes704
@jebadia_mimes704 3 жыл бұрын
Theres a yin and yang: charlie And then theres these bitches: schlatt and ted
@bruhsauce644
@bruhsauce644 3 жыл бұрын
there's a reason that you need all of the 3 gods of chaos together at the same time. if only 2 of them are together, we die
@NOnameNOnamehdhdhd
@NOnameNOnamehdhdhd 3 жыл бұрын
Its not charlie in particular. It just turns out you need three braincells rather than two to not eat dish soap.
@thequeen954
@thequeen954 Жыл бұрын
i legitimately suggest yogurt instead of milk. you get extra tangy-ness without compromising the creamy-ness
@Greenhawk4
@Greenhawk4 7 ай бұрын
Bruh what? That’s just a parfait then.
@spiralghosts
@spiralghosts 6 ай бұрын
@@Greenhawk4 a parfait is cereal and yogurt??
@Greenhawk4
@Greenhawk4 6 ай бұрын
@@spiralghosts I mean if your having yogurt and what’s basically just toppings than yeah.
@Zarmdthecoolest
@Zarmdthecoolest 3 ай бұрын
Also the cereal stays drier
@flamboyantwarlock7101
@flamboyantwarlock7101 2 ай бұрын
But at that point, are you really replacing the milk with yogurt? Or are you just having a bowl of yogurt, with cereal instead of granola? That's just a different meal, not a modified form of the original meal.
@poppyleech
@poppyleech 3 жыл бұрын
schlatt saying mommy whilst drinking thick water has ruined my whole week
@jessicamcdarby
@jessicamcdarby 3 жыл бұрын
Bestie it made mine
@stephaniebaker1975
@stephaniebaker1975 3 жыл бұрын
the way he moaned when he ate in the car was also horrendous
@kaden9055
@kaden9055 3 жыл бұрын
It made mine ( ̄∇ ̄*)ゞ
@x_5724
@x_5724 3 жыл бұрын
It made my day better 😩
@LieceyBoiz
@LieceyBoiz 3 жыл бұрын
Mans has Mommy Issues HAHA
@walter1853
@walter1853 3 жыл бұрын
“Big milk’s gotcha by the balls, and he’s milkin’ ya” got me so bad lol
@j11yfish
@j11yfish 3 жыл бұрын
Saw this just as schlatt said it lmao
@Mrs5guysni
@Mrs5guysni 3 жыл бұрын
Time stamp
@walter1853
@walter1853 3 жыл бұрын
@@Mrs5guysni 6:34
@Symmetry_Obsessed_Freak
@Symmetry_Obsessed_Freak 3 жыл бұрын
This was so golden you got your 1000th like
@StylzB
@StylzB 3 жыл бұрын
"Drink 1 glass of water if ingested" Schlatt: Drinks bottle of tequila
@helloitsme6702
@helloitsme6702 2 жыл бұрын
@@slashatsasha784 isnt it for us all
@boowomp7574
@boowomp7574 2 жыл бұрын
It's not even tequilla it was just margarita mix
@StylzB
@StylzB 2 жыл бұрын
@@boowomp7574 how is that worse tho
@golekash
@golekash Жыл бұрын
I love that Schlatt sounds the most furious at Ted while they're utilizing the fluids that HE pick.
@cicikyuu2429
@cicikyuu2429 3 жыл бұрын
The way Ted holds the $20 bills and stares into the camera sends me so far every goddamn time I watch this video
@marynorthenscold3041
@marynorthenscold3041 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm a business man" 🤠
@IsaacDoublestar
@IsaacDoublestar 3 жыл бұрын
same i took a screenshot lol
@AMan-xz7tx
@AMan-xz7tx 3 жыл бұрын
@@marynorthenscold3041 "that's not... we're literally rich, ted" *proceeds to chug thick water anyways
@sameel3843
@sameel3843 3 жыл бұрын
Sends you in to what? Dread? Ecstasy?
@siimious
@siimious 3 жыл бұрын
@@sameel3843 Maybe both?
@minnmaxxing6432
@minnmaxxing6432 2 жыл бұрын
Ted saying "Welcome to LA." Whilst holding a spoon full of honey nut cheerios doused in olive oil radiates an energy I cant describe
@ZuutNewt
@ZuutNewt 2 жыл бұрын
I can. Chaotic
@UncleAsmos2005
@UncleAsmos2005 2 жыл бұрын
Pure fucking Entrophy right there
@joshc5613
@joshc5613 2 жыл бұрын
@@UncleAsmos2005 Ted gives off so much pure entropy that he actually breaks the second law of thermodynamics
@reekill_playlists
@reekill_playlists 2 жыл бұрын
for me it's a mix of fear and joy... and death if I have to hold any laughter inside
@imawhale2205
@imawhale2205 2 жыл бұрын
9:11
@bunsenn5064
@bunsenn5064 3 жыл бұрын
Ted is basically the singular boundary between Schlatt and death.
@ray-wp3rw
@ray-wp3rw 3 жыл бұрын
ack why did this send me so much lmao
@Cytise91
@Cytise91 3 жыл бұрын
@@ray-wp3rw where did it send you
@ray-wp3rw
@ray-wp3rw 3 жыл бұрын
@@Cytise91 hell
@Sora_Akii
@Sora_Akii 3 жыл бұрын
@@ray-wp3rw Have fun crawling back up if you can then
@Fawnfreckle
@Fawnfreckle 2 жыл бұрын
@@ray-wp3rw are you out yet?
@thehorrorwombat
@thehorrorwombat Жыл бұрын
1:35 this totally foreshadowed the margaritaville trip of 2023.
@justanother_witheredrose894
@justanother_witheredrose894 3 жыл бұрын
Tip for soap in mouth: If for a punishment you’re forced to put soap in your mouth, brush your teeth right after. Helps the aftertaste of the soap go away easier. Brush your teeth however many times you need. Try to especially get your tongue and the roof of your mouth.
@altoes8884
@altoes8884 3 жыл бұрын
As nice as this sounds, sadly not enough likes for them to see and I doubt they would anyway and rather risk life itself for they themselves are demigods that no human can fathom the power they have even for the stunts they perform.
@stargirl-w6s
@stargirl-w6s 3 жыл бұрын
Thank I’m not a bad kid but my mom forces me so I have to thanks 🙏🏼
@rathot6683
@rathot6683 3 жыл бұрын
or just act like you cant breath and make them feel bad
@derekl.2902
@derekl.2902 3 жыл бұрын
@@rathot6683 We both know that won't work
@SkkiterSkkater
@SkkiterSkkater 3 жыл бұрын
I just eat the soap, and now I have a thing called "Volatile Health Conditions."
@offbrandat
@offbrandat 3 жыл бұрын
schlatt washing everything down with tequila and just absolutely wrecking that bottle is my mood 24/7
@yagottapaythetrolltoll3127
@yagottapaythetrolltoll3127 3 жыл бұрын
alcoholism! WOOOOOOO!!!!
@MJVanD
@MJVanD 3 жыл бұрын
It's margarita mix, no alcohol even in it.
@octaviariggs3677
@octaviariggs3677 3 жыл бұрын
im about half way through, and i realized i was just smiling this big dumb smile throughout the whole thing. thanks for another excellent video, ted :)
@absomaddo
@absomaddo 9 ай бұрын
I love how they totally skipped over the obvious, best replacement for milk: Yogurt.
@radiastarrr
@radiastarrr 3 жыл бұрын
We need a part 2 of this, but with different drinks: orange juice, vodka, whiskey, melted butter, etc.
@auguszorion
@auguszorion 3 жыл бұрын
i was shocked on vodka and whiskey but whats that fourth one
@huskyandshepardstudios1118
@huskyandshepardstudios1118 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder why he didn’t use youghurt
@TaxEvader22
@TaxEvader22 3 жыл бұрын
lol Is melted butter a common drink
@auguszorion
@auguszorion 3 жыл бұрын
@@TaxEvader22 hm yes i love chugging melted butter by the gallon
@CaseyShontz
@CaseyShontz 3 жыл бұрын
@@TaxEvader22 hey the title says liquid, not drink 🤷🏼
@NickkAtNyte
@NickkAtNyte 3 жыл бұрын
Charlie is Chaotic Good, Ted is Chaotic Neutral, and Schlatt is Chaotic Evil.
@diamondrel5190
@diamondrel5190 3 жыл бұрын
Extremely true
@chadbarnett4562
@chadbarnett4562 3 жыл бұрын
And that makes for a good podcast
@greenscreengamer8008
@greenscreengamer8008 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, what about some other people though? Imo minx is neutral evil.
@JTBallew
@JTBallew 3 жыл бұрын
Cr1tikal is a true neutral
@bladmad
@bladmad 3 жыл бұрын
I was gonna bring up Swagger's but I rather not rate him like that
@case6668
@case6668 3 жыл бұрын
This is like the kids in your neighborhood who liked to make “potions” by combining the most vile substances they could find
@sokoja
@sokoja 3 жыл бұрын
i was that neighborhood kid
@case6668
@case6668 3 жыл бұрын
Lol, depends on what neighborhood you grew up in I guess
@benwithers2266
@benwithers2266 3 жыл бұрын
me, i was that kid
@case6668
@case6668 3 жыл бұрын
I think I did that once, the “potion’s” components were a crushed rice Krispy treat, grass, water and bug spray
@benwithers2266
@benwithers2266 3 жыл бұрын
@@case6668 my concoction was composed of paprika, toothpaste, soy sauce, and some fucking brie cheese and i put it all in some like plastic lizard looking thing. Still my greatest creation to this day
@lordofbears9463
@lordofbears9463 Жыл бұрын
I think it depends on what cereal you're using for what drinks. I feel like fruit loops would work pretty well with the lemon lime, the lemonade and the margarita mix
@Glabur1
@Glabur1 2 жыл бұрын
I love that Schlatt sounds the most angry at Ted when they're using the liquids that HE choose.
@naterosen9786
@naterosen9786 2 жыл бұрын
200th like
@mrshankinson5327
@mrshankinson5327 2 жыл бұрын
357th like
@mrshankinson5327
@mrshankinson5327 2 жыл бұрын
@@naterosen9786 first like
@Egg_Sandwich1
@Egg_Sandwich1 2 жыл бұрын
7:53 Yeah well I’m sure Schlatt was incredibly drunk
@dawooziest
@dawooziest 2 жыл бұрын
@@Egg_Sandwich1 on one hand yes but also he’s an alcoholic so maybe no
@starzariaguy5151
@starzariaguy5151 3 жыл бұрын
It’s nice to see Ted feed a homeless man, very kind of him.
@cyber2952
@cyber2952 3 жыл бұрын
yeah whos this guy he found off the streets? he seems pretty dangerous. looks like the kinda guy to have a cardboard cutout of the pope that he talks to, ya know?
@greatone6196
@greatone6196 3 жыл бұрын
Ted is the reason he is homeless in the first place. After ted broke his hand at baseball game he fell on hard times ),:
@iiomqfaderz
@iiomqfaderz 3 жыл бұрын
@@cyber2952 he peaked in 1999
@beercansam9290
@beercansam9290 3 жыл бұрын
When they drank the lemon juice I was legit thinking they would get fucking gerd
@OriOriOhG
@OriOriOhG 3 жыл бұрын
@@cyber2952 He's a stone cold business man
@jwaffles9269
@jwaffles9269 3 жыл бұрын
Ted and schlatt with the hot take “poison tastes bad”
@eagle0710
@eagle0710 3 жыл бұрын
Poison tastes good, but only once
@nxlschrona7969
@nxlschrona7969 3 жыл бұрын
@@eagle0710 if you speedrun your poison consumption, it can taste good more than once!
@eagle0710
@eagle0710 3 жыл бұрын
@@nxlschrona7969 we need dream to get on this
@nickhenley1338
@nickhenley1338 3 жыл бұрын
Well alcohol is poison but that shit pretty good
@natechicken685
@natechicken685 3 жыл бұрын
@@nickhenley1338 alcohol is poison but watered down severly
@doktorlarkey
@doktorlarkey Жыл бұрын
sometimes i put this video on in the morning so i can pretend im eating breakfast with ted and schlatt
@CaptainClapper
@CaptainClapper 3 жыл бұрын
It's interesting how a bee's life is, find a partner, mate, die Their life is honey, nut, cheerio
@ctnightmare5709
@ctnightmare5709 3 жыл бұрын
pffft-
@mayoactual2065
@mayoactual2065 3 жыл бұрын
Their partner usually being the queen bee
@door.5976
@door.5976 3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit why does this not have more likes?
@beesinatrenchcoat-cq4fd
@beesinatrenchcoat-cq4fd 3 жыл бұрын
UNDERRATED COMMENT DJDJDJSJDHDJDSJSJSJSJ
@nadeendies581
@nadeendies581 3 жыл бұрын
This comment
@Pixelcraftian
@Pixelcraftian 3 жыл бұрын
The Milkman? Trying not milk? Impossible.
@cyanide3263
@cyanide3263 3 жыл бұрын
ratio
@theorangecatkyo
@theorangecatkyo 3 жыл бұрын
whats up checkmark
@blu3sm3lls98
@blu3sm3lls98 3 жыл бұрын
What's up checkmark
@kiki8792
@kiki8792 3 жыл бұрын
What's up checkmark
@zants_
@zants_ 3 жыл бұрын
not milk 😂
@lazyDudesGaming
@lazyDudesGaming 3 жыл бұрын
“It’s cereal” - Jschlatt, about to eat dish soap.
@VERXELIS.
@VERXELIS. 3 жыл бұрын
But its cereal
@sasha-is-eepy
@sasha-is-eepy Жыл бұрын
i love the grocery shopping because their friendship really shines through
@cllreo00
@cllreo00 3 жыл бұрын
oh god i saw the dish soap and just immediately went “oh god schlatt no”
@bobcore224
@bobcore224 3 жыл бұрын
Yup same
@spikemurphy5054
@spikemurphy5054 5 ай бұрын
That would be gross.
@CrustyToeSucker
@CrustyToeSucker 5 ай бұрын
Same 😂😂😂
@raytheman42
@raytheman42 3 жыл бұрын
schlatt is like the character in a video game that only appears a couple times but is still everyone's favorite character
@divadwerdna4624
@divadwerdna4624 2 жыл бұрын
In Slimes new Minecraft videothat is his exact role 😂
@therealheisenberg8083
@therealheisenberg8083 2 жыл бұрын
Armstrong
@ajaxxvoidmage3454
@ajaxxvoidmage3454 2 жыл бұрын
@@therealheisenberg8083 standing here
@therealheisenberg8083
@therealheisenberg8083 2 жыл бұрын
@@ajaxxvoidmage3454 I realize you were just like me
@ajaxxvoidmage3454
@ajaxxvoidmage3454 2 жыл бұрын
@@therealheisenberg8083 trying to make history
@Memu_
@Memu_ 3 жыл бұрын
It's odd to see Schlatt with someone of similar height who he isn't completely towering over
@DJProfessorL
@DJProfessorL 3 жыл бұрын
2 big men
@yufelon
@yufelon 3 жыл бұрын
@@DJProfessorL huge
@bee_._berry7324
@bee_._berry7324 3 жыл бұрын
@@yufelon massive.
@ellieweaver7414
@ellieweaver7414 3 жыл бұрын
@@bee_._berry7324 enormous
@imaperson9582
@imaperson9582 3 жыл бұрын
@@joao-c1l gigantes
@NoobyKight_KO
@NoobyKight_KO 2 ай бұрын
8:14 I tried coco-cola with cheerios before as a kid, my taste buds almost wanted to taste the metal of a gun
@JoAnna-le2wr
@JoAnna-le2wr 3 жыл бұрын
You see, the reason why we know Schlatt isn't a Millennial and in fact a Gen Z is the fact that he thought that putting dish soup into his cereal was a good idea. (fucking spelt soap as soup)
@thequeenofcringe1585
@thequeenofcringe1585 3 жыл бұрын
Trying to eat dish soap is definitely a Gen Z move, in all honesty. We’re all fucking idiots
@PhoenixTwoFiftySix
@PhoenixTwoFiftySix 3 жыл бұрын
@@thequeenofcringe1585 True for most
@JoAnna-le2wr
@JoAnna-le2wr 3 жыл бұрын
@@thequeenofcringe1585 We are the epitome of pure stupidity
@thequeenofcringe1585
@thequeenofcringe1585 3 жыл бұрын
@@JoAnna-le2wr Gen Z just has “this is a terrible idea, but I’m gonna go through with it anyway” energy and I love that for us.
@goldenwing1262
@goldenwing1262 3 жыл бұрын
I thought schlatt was gonna be able to do it for some reason, kinda disappointed he didn't manage but probably better that he didn't. I was debating on trying it myself but decided I was to lazy
@chickenweiner1009
@chickenweiner1009 3 жыл бұрын
It does not surprise me at all that schlatt liked the beer in cheerios
@GriffithFromBerk
@GriffithFromBerk 3 жыл бұрын
Beerios
@foodafen6367
@foodafen6367 3 жыл бұрын
Well if they liked the water he would definitely like the beer
@allivairsomething8258
@allivairsomething8258 3 жыл бұрын
@syabill beerios is an actual thing that was coined quite a few years ago... I know, I am also feeling sinful.
@MrYeet-kq6sp
@MrYeet-kq6sp 3 жыл бұрын
same
@alittlespice7723
@alittlespice7723 3 жыл бұрын
Jschlatt singing Astronaut In The Ocean is forever engraved into my brain now.
@izzbee3419
@izzbee3419 3 жыл бұрын
timestamp??
@yoitsads
@yoitsads 3 жыл бұрын
what you know about rolling down in the deep
@brooke5968
@brooke5968 3 жыл бұрын
@@izzbee3419 10:12
@pyppuspice8807
@pyppuspice8807 3 жыл бұрын
i want a full version of him singing the entire song
@snethies
@snethies 3 жыл бұрын
@@yoitsads when your brain goes numb you can call that mental freeze
@Zawaito
@Zawaito 10 ай бұрын
"my cereal is loud and is demanding to know why i would sin against both god and nature so thoughtlessly"
@drgregg1509
@drgregg1509 3 жыл бұрын
“No we are not doing dish soap, it’s inedible” Next scene: *the dish soap is there*
@danielbonsu1139
@danielbonsu1139 3 жыл бұрын
if you ever do this again, i would suggest the following products: tea hot chocolate ranch chicken broth vinegar coffee (with creamer) coconut water tomato juice honey sprite
@harlow5985
@harlow5985 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like stuff the margarita would be better with fruity cereals then for the coffee chocolatey cereals would be better I feel like they should've tried that
@always963
@always963 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe even yoghurt too
@inkytanku8935
@inkytanku8935 3 жыл бұрын
What liquid acid,battery acids, and pee
@DeadPanTV
@DeadPanTV 3 жыл бұрын
How is sprite the worst one on that list…
@cowboyrider01
@cowboyrider01 3 жыл бұрын
NOT THE RANCH 😟
@slyfirefox3444
@slyfirefox3444 3 жыл бұрын
Schlatt: “I’M A MAN” *chugs beer cereal* Also Schlatt: “mommy. Mommy. MOMMY” 😫
@user-ix4il2ql2v
@user-ix4il2ql2v 3 жыл бұрын
Nothing more manly
@spixisingss
@spixisingss 3 жыл бұрын
I want to like but it's at 666-
@Justlilmonster
@Justlilmonster 3 жыл бұрын
Loving your mommy is hella manly
@kittypeanut4102
@kittypeanut4102 3 жыл бұрын
@@Justlilmonster yes
@slyfirefox3444
@slyfirefox3444 3 жыл бұрын
@@user-ix4il2ql2v agreed.
@generaljaz2446
@generaljaz2446 Жыл бұрын
Legend has it, Schlatt has not returned the lime green Tesla to this day
@narcolipze8586
@narcolipze8586 3 жыл бұрын
Ted: no we’re not doing dish soap it’s not edible Ted seconds later: how bout some RAID
@aBowlOfOranjes
@aBowlOfOranjes 3 жыл бұрын
would've been the perfect segway to a Raid Shadow Legends ad
@theatrekid.keegan
@theatrekid.keegan 3 жыл бұрын
Literally what I was about to say
@narcolipze8586
@narcolipze8586 3 жыл бұрын
@@aBowlOfOranjes just stop please your scaring me
@tim_1134
@tim_1134 3 жыл бұрын
schlatt looks like he's one step away from being in absolute misery
@thomasdamery7734
@thomasdamery7734 3 жыл бұрын
That's because he's in LA
@peanutman7283
@peanutman7283 3 жыл бұрын
@@thomasdamery7734 with all that smog
@dead2519
@dead2519 3 жыл бұрын
he always does
@rroselandd
@rroselandd 3 жыл бұрын
same
@YourMateMurph
@YourMateMurph 3 жыл бұрын
Just watching him “chug” the THICC water proves he’s on the edge of breaking everyday
@whipjack13
@whipjack13 3 жыл бұрын
“It felt good going in; I was surprised” -Jschlatt 2021
@RokuDaBoi
@RokuDaBoi 3 жыл бұрын
*Gayschlatt *also,i think Jschlatt is a good person,it was a joke*
@darrenflips7346
@darrenflips7346 3 жыл бұрын
@@RokuDaBoi dude you just associated gay with not being a good person. I know you probably didn’t mean it but really?? *homophobic much?*
@sangwooleftbuttcheek1835
@sangwooleftbuttcheek1835 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@katesszz
@katesszz 3 жыл бұрын
@@darrenflips7346 That was the joke
@niko9287
@niko9287 3 жыл бұрын
"Cheerios are good, they just wanna make you kill yourself" schlatt
@verynsawyer1413
@verynsawyer1413 6 ай бұрын
My only two thoughts during this video were: "why the fuck are they doing this?" and "why the fuck am I watching this?" 10/10
@zach5396
@zach5396 3 жыл бұрын
Jokes on Ted. Little does he know Schlatt is the big guy.
@thatcosmokramer
@thatcosmokramer 3 жыл бұрын
That is his fear. That everyone will find out they're one in the same.
@gamingthatsall4253
@gamingthatsall4253 3 жыл бұрын
@@thatcosmokramer he put fear in the bug guy
@gun3881
@gun3881 3 жыл бұрын
Wdym? Schlatt and Big Guy are different entities, I don't know what you're talking about.
@abzdragon2728
@abzdragon2728 3 жыл бұрын
@@gun3881 exactly! Like dream and dreamXD they are completely separate alter egis but are to fear
@skapaloka222
@skapaloka222 3 жыл бұрын
Big guy is too powerful to even be close to being schlatt. Stop spreading lies.
@fallen4745
@fallen4745 3 жыл бұрын
Schlatt: "Im f*king rich!" Also Schlatt: *In a good $90,000 dollars in debt*
@dcr645
@dcr645 3 жыл бұрын
He is?
@fallen4745
@fallen4745 3 жыл бұрын
@@dcr645 its a joke on lunch club's robbing other youtubers video
@dcr645
@dcr645 3 жыл бұрын
@@fallen4745 ah. I missed that one. Thanks!
@Phrogg1es
@Phrogg1es 3 жыл бұрын
@@fallen4745 more like it’s a joke from the entirety of carsons smp live
@Cyrotech
@Cyrotech 3 жыл бұрын
You say Pavilions is the new Wegmans but does it have as many hotties?
@silhouetta6983
@silhouetta6983 3 жыл бұрын
whats up checkmark
@olivia_anell
@olivia_anell 3 жыл бұрын
whats up checkmark
@x_.flowerbunny._x2190
@x_.flowerbunny._x2190 3 жыл бұрын
whats up checkmark
@astolfogotdrip2334
@astolfogotdrip2334 3 жыл бұрын
whats ip checkmark
@christianjordan1810
@christianjordan1810 3 жыл бұрын
whats up checkmark
@InspectahReese
@InspectahReese Жыл бұрын
12:39 One of the most Alex Jones things Schlatt has ever said
@moneysqueeze7164
@moneysqueeze7164 3 жыл бұрын
It deeply disturbs me that Schlatt chases everything down with margarita.
@Medeinathetrashcan334
@Medeinathetrashcan334 3 жыл бұрын
As a margarita myself i got confused
@helloitsme6702
@helloitsme6702 2 жыл бұрын
@@Medeinathetrashcan334 my grandmas name is marguerite, u guys should meet
@Marathon.52
@Marathon.52 2 жыл бұрын
Is her last name Baker?
@caleighhraee
@caleighhraee 2 жыл бұрын
It puts hair on his chest
@abbyward8017
@abbyward8017 2 жыл бұрын
that jose cuervo margarita is really good tho… i don’t blame him
@yourdad1824
@yourdad1824 3 жыл бұрын
I like how schlatt just drinks 1/8 bottle of margarita everytime he doesnt like something
@No-uc1xs
@No-uc1xs 2 жыл бұрын
how tf are you not banned with that pfp
@monkewithinternetaccess6107
@monkewithinternetaccess6107 2 жыл бұрын
Of all profile pictures, why this one?
@dobs8737
@dobs8737 2 жыл бұрын
@Jupiter Foxx down universal
@dobs8737
@dobs8737 2 жыл бұрын
@Jupiter Foxx koala piss can give u chlamydia
@noarsy7716
@noarsy7716 3 жыл бұрын
Ted is the only living being capable of making schlatt break the character of Big Guy 6:13
@daan9094
@daan9094 3 жыл бұрын
Jschlatt offcamera is just in constant suffering 24/7
@cyber2952
@cyber2952 3 жыл бұрын
he made big guy into a small man.
@Josh-si6ds
@Josh-si6ds 3 жыл бұрын
@@cyber2952 he is a small man next to ted
@thepengyknight
@thepengyknight 7 ай бұрын
i kinda love these schlatt and Ted episodes because it’s very clear that Schlatt knows Ted is the only one more demented than him…and he is scared of it
@flowey1
@flowey1 2 жыл бұрын
i love how schaltt just washes every unpleasant flavour down with tequila
@DecisionAvoidant
@DecisionAvoidant 2 жыл бұрын
There isn't even tequila in those mixes, it's just flavoring
@mr.rotten9915
@mr.rotten9915 2 жыл бұрын
Is there any other way to get rid of bad flavors?
@buffboo
@buffboo 2 жыл бұрын
Schlatt despises tequila
@georgejones3826
@georgejones3826 2 жыл бұрын
I would too
@Dementia_Springtrap
@Dementia_Springtrap 2 жыл бұрын
@@mr.rotten9915 *Soap?*
@dfr33man05
@dfr33man05 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that schlatt it's just mowing down on sunflower seeds constantly makes me feel better about the 13 bags I have all over my house
@briarwoods17
@briarwoods17 3 жыл бұрын
sunflower seed enjoyers are supreme
@ittselli3245
@ittselli3245 3 жыл бұрын
Sunflowerr seeds are just great tbh
@user-ym7eh8pi5i
@user-ym7eh8pi5i 3 жыл бұрын
Especially salted ones
@theyluvvlanayah_9588
@theyluvvlanayah_9588 3 жыл бұрын
“It sucked going in but towards the end it got a little better”-Jschlatt
@Sabrina-gv1zf
@Sabrina-gv1zf 3 жыл бұрын
I love your pfp so much it hurts
@myah3617
@myah3617 3 жыл бұрын
@@Sabrina-gv1zf SAME
@anxiousshowercurtain1630
@anxiousshowercurtain1630 3 жыл бұрын
@@Sabrina-gv1zf SAME 😫
@Sabrina-gv1zf
@Sabrina-gv1zf 3 жыл бұрын
@トラッスいたMask it's someone's fanart of TommyInnit and WilburSoot after they took photos on Instagram
@nikopuma9551
@nikopuma9551 3 жыл бұрын
"It will certainly taste moist" -Also Jschlatt
@surfer9392
@surfer9392 10 ай бұрын
14:31 shlag’s sole left his body
@SpingotGoomer
@SpingotGoomer 2 жыл бұрын
He ain't wrong about being lactose intolerant, I usually just power through it and suffer for that sweet sweet dairy
@velkozby9571
@velkozby9571 2 жыл бұрын
Amen to that. I don't care if my intestines rupture, there are too many good dairy products to pass up.
@mariazollner5574
@mariazollner5574 2 жыл бұрын
i like milk too much to let my body stop me from drinking it
@MrScraap
@MrScraap 2 жыл бұрын
same
@KelseyDrummer
@KelseyDrummer 2 жыл бұрын
Mind over matter.
@whatwhat7798
@whatwhat7798 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve noticed people who are lactose intolerant and people who are allergic to dogs/ cats are so determined that they will power through pain for what they want. Gigachads. All of you.
@kieranblunnie3033
@kieranblunnie3033 3 жыл бұрын
Schlatt and Ted are my favorite combo. They should have a podcast, maybe with a third host who's from.. idk Vermont
@maya-dm1zp
@maya-dm1zp 3 жыл бұрын
that would be a chuckle, it would be like a sandwich too, one slice of bread from the east coast, the other from the west coast
@Norrie2599
@Norrie2599 2 жыл бұрын
@@maya-dm1zp mabye like a chuckle sandwich
@maya-dm1zp
@maya-dm1zp 2 жыл бұрын
@@Norrie2599 i agree, i think if they did that, it would be my top listened to podcast on spotify
@jackgahagan3908
@jackgahagan3908 2 жыл бұрын
Guys have I got news for you
@Cyrusnavarro___
@Cyrusnavarro___ 2 жыл бұрын
@@jackgahagan3908 WHAT NEWS. HE NEVER SAID THE NEWS
@yerman0564
@yerman0564 3 жыл бұрын
If Chuckle Sandwich has taught me anything, it's that Ted and Schlatt shouldn't be in the same country, much less the same room. This can't end well. I say someone's getting drowned in a bowl of olive oil Cap'n Crunch.
@smallshrimpin6939
@smallshrimpin6939 3 жыл бұрын
Ted is gonna do some unspeakable stuff
@Kavicks1
@Kavicks1 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, something bad is probably going to happen between the two of them.
@JuppeD
@JuppeD Жыл бұрын
Ted looks so happy with a mask on. It hides the tears really well
@fatedfreak
@fatedfreak 3 жыл бұрын
>>Eats honey nut cheerios with various liquids. >>Doesn't try honey.
@harlow5985
@harlow5985 3 жыл бұрын
How did I not think of this 👁️👄👁️
@leoiryan
@leoiryan 3 жыл бұрын
w-were they... were they also supposed to try 𝙣𝙪𝙩?
@harlow5985
@harlow5985 3 жыл бұрын
@@leoiryan HAHAHAHA THATS THE WORST HAHAHHAHA
@giulianamendoza13
@giulianamendoza13 3 жыл бұрын
"this video is sponsered by hon-" -mr beast
@lavendersun3025
@lavendersun3025 3 жыл бұрын
@@leoiryan r/cursedcomments
@ThePhantomCavalier
@ThePhantomCavalier 3 жыл бұрын
I never realized how New York Schlatt sounds until hearing him next to Ted.
@puppicorpse9549
@puppicorpse9549 3 жыл бұрын
have u never heard them speak to each other before ??
@LanceWillMakeIt
@LanceWillMakeIt 3 жыл бұрын
@@puppicorpse9549 probably not 1 on 1
@bigmamaginger8252
@bigmamaginger8252 3 жыл бұрын
Also never notice how small shlatts head looks next to ted
@rxnica_
@rxnica_ 3 жыл бұрын
15:23 that’s the most raw and emotional scream of pain i’ve heard from schlatt
@spikemurphy5054
@spikemurphy5054 5 ай бұрын
4:31 I love how they laugh right here. Somehow you can tell they’re good friends from this clip.
@maxbehymer8535
@maxbehymer8535 3 жыл бұрын
Ted, flashing 2 crisp 20 dollar bills at Schlatt: "I was a business man doing business"
@damianbrumfield3626
@damianbrumfield3626 3 жыл бұрын
69nice
@superrinusblick4222
@superrinusblick4222 3 жыл бұрын
I AM RICH TED.
@jasonjohnson3206
@jasonjohnson3206 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that Ted knows what wegmans is proves he’s a real one
@rustyshackleford7594
@rustyshackleford7594 3 жыл бұрын
Welcome to Rochester baybe
@mateokunzer
@mateokunzer 3 жыл бұрын
@@rustyshackleford7594 get ya fucking garbage plates here ayy B)
@elonmusksarmpit2424
@elonmusksarmpit2424 3 жыл бұрын
@@rustyshackleford7594 I always get so excited when I see someone else who lives in upstate New York. My dad is a security guard at wegmans!!
@henryhalvorson4417
@henryhalvorson4417 3 жыл бұрын
East coast gang?
@lovelybtches
@lovelybtches 3 жыл бұрын
Wegmans is such a horrible name
@natscott27
@natscott27 3 жыл бұрын
I swear “plethora” has gotta be one of Ted’s favorite words
@wolfwest327
@wolfwest327 3 жыл бұрын
dont forget enigma
@acidCumulus
@acidCumulus 3 жыл бұрын
It really means a lot to him
@kuzi8440
@kuzi8440 3 жыл бұрын
@@acidCumulus I see wgat you ddid there
@travo6805
@travo6805 3 жыл бұрын
Ted didn't do this but I hate it when people pronounce it plethOra
@skye4082
@skye4082 2 жыл бұрын
It’s a good word
@teddimonte3170
@teddimonte3170 Жыл бұрын
I work at a news station and a few months ago we had a sound bite from a guy who was legitimately named Trend
@liaaa333
@liaaa333 9 ай бұрын
PLSSS
@phatwhack
@phatwhack Жыл бұрын
The world deserves a part 2 with orange juice, hot sauce, ranch, Mountain Dew, and other horrid liquids
@imstupid880
@imstupid880 Жыл бұрын
Wine
@RE-zl7sy
@RE-zl7sy Жыл бұрын
@@imstupid880 pee
@alumynum9379
@alumynum9379 Жыл бұрын
30% vinegar
@jennerhirata8404
@jennerhirata8404 Жыл бұрын
They gotta commit and do bug spray
@4ringk1ng
@4ringk1ng Жыл бұрын
@@imstupid880you madlad that’s horrible
@chloe_harkema
@chloe_harkema 3 жыл бұрын
New title: Schlatt gets drunk while Ted suffers
@wiltedangel
@wiltedangel 3 жыл бұрын
schlatt plays on the dream smp while ted has a brain aneurysm
@braysmiles97._.49
@braysmiles97._.49 2 жыл бұрын
dish soap: "if consumed, drink a glass of water" schlatt: *chugs more margarita*
@Ozymandias570
@Ozymandias570 Жыл бұрын
same thing
@ronniemcnuggit9718
@ronniemcnuggit9718 Жыл бұрын
Margarita MIX, it's just sugar water
@JPB99911
@JPB99911 Жыл бұрын
⁠​⁠@@ronniemcnuggit9718 it is actual margarita, not just the mix
@ethanbb8062
@ethanbb8062 Ай бұрын
3:36 As a lactose intolerant, I can confirm, we do power through it
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