What Flavor Works Best in Popsicles?

[@Lawgular]

It’s kind of like a salt lick

[@That_1_felix_dude]

🐢

[@IAMATAYTERTOT]

salt lick

[@beepk_]

counter argument: its kinda like a salt lick

[@gamerhoot]

It’s kind of like a salt lick

[@klaaskersten]

I'd love to lick some salt

[@jschlattLIVE]

I was so drunk when we filmed this i remember none of it

[@_AlexD]

real edit: 2 likes in 5 minutes, fell off

[@ecliiipsssse]

imagine being a youtuber and getting 8 likes on your comment

[@turntechFreakhead]

18 minutes and 17 likes schlatt fell off

[@hulacat1555]

30 likes is crazy (youre my fav youtuber)

[@max_sfxx]

24 minutes ago and 35 likes is crazy, you fell off /j

[@Slimecicle]

you’re not done.

[@lynxlucien]

The final boss of -cicles

[@ImStressd]

If they don’t make a part 2 you better Chulk out on them

[@Chaotic_evil_duck]

No way

[@aquademoney]

THATS WHAT IM SAYIN

[@aquademoney]

wait are they gonna eat u

[@doodlebug_doodles]

The cuts from regular footage to the old camera are so fun, especially its tied in with the fuzzy title cards man?? Im jiving heavy with those editing choices

[@smolsusy638]

Schlatt and Ted are like a weird inverted, swapped, pirated version of Rhett and Link

[@ritarribeiros]

real question is, who's who?

[@JustAguy006]

@@ritarribeirosrhett is link & link is rhett

[@Lunarwolf9908_]

@@ritarribeiros schlatt is rhett, ted is link

[@elyzzayt]

@@Lunarwolf9908_ “Schlrett” and Tink

[@ethanpelmas5520]

This video is just a "Will It"

[@BurntToast1717]

Can't believe they didn't try a slimecicle

[@OwenWatkins-y8z]

That’s ok, I know how it tastes It tastes kind of like a salt lick

[@toastingbeans]

@@OwenWatkins-y8zLMAOOO

[@Lezm]

what’s alsimwcicle

[@bambi_enjoyer]

the fucking thing itself came here too to say they're not done.

[@endercrafter5104]

I think that would get the video taken off KZbin

[@inkable4319]

6:44 That’s gonna be like a Salt Lick. 6:47 It’s gonna be lika Salt Lick. 6:50 It’s gonna be like I’m a horse after a hot day I’m goin over to Salt Lick. 6:55 “Do you know what Salt Lick means?” -Schlutz 7:45 That one’s gonna be like a Vinegar Lick. 12:23 So this is what I was talking about in my Salt Lick. 13:01 “a little salt lick” -Schurtt 18:22 Wait…………………..😧…….. It’s kinda like a Salt Lick. 20:14 Well Here’s the thi- Well uhh here’s the thing…IMGONAJUSAYIT….. It’s kinda like a Salt Lick. 20:42 Kinda like a Salt Lick at first Did I miss any?

[@Silv3rDoodl3]

They are secretly deer

[@fretzT_T]

​@@Silv3rDoodl3DEER PILLED 🦌 DEER PILLED 🦌 DEER PILLED 🦌 I'M SO DEERED UP RIGHT NOW!!

[@MonoTheSergal]

Salt lick

[@serisycal]

You missed "Schlatt" going "Do you know what salt lick means?" around 6:55

[@inkable4319]

@@serisycalThanks, just fixed it. 🫡

[@SkateAnnoy-b1s]

Ted constantly gives me the vibe like when in a sitcom or series the parents are shown as teenagers but it´s just the old actors playing their younger selves

[@chacharose9467]

😂😂😂

[@zebreezie]

this is so oddly specific yet on brand

[@Nerodotnet]

I had a stroke reading this. What the heck does this mean 😭

[@breezehxme]

@@Nerodotnetlook up Dexter flashback scenes to when he's a teenager and you'll understand

[@madamebin1914]

First Toby Maguire Spiderman high school extra vibes for sure

[@imstupid880]

10:43 the water in the soy sauce one froze, I demand footage of you two trying that one

[@Alwayssillyandgoofy]

It’s been years ted

[@A_walking_contradiction]

Blow up

[@barbarareinhardt3925]

True

[@narly.noodle]

Spoken like a forgotten family member lol

[@bloodborneonpc7]

I really really miss you

[@McFlurry3301]

Correct

[@skyejmoore]

"in the process of freezing, the olive oil solidified" 19:05 Yeah Ted, what do you think freezing means?

[@Doofenshmirtz-Evil-CEO]

It melted obviously 🤦

[@Sb00777]

Im gonna touch you

[@Afatcatspy]

i think its kinda like a salt lick

[@Bitterswheat]

I think he meant to say the change in clarity, I personally thought olive oil wouldn't go opaque like animal fats do in the fridge but turns out all fats/oils lose translucence when they turn solid

[@thegreatacolyt1277]

@@skyejmoore 😂

[@minivan_hobo]

The cuts and the way it was shot made this almost feel like an episode of chowder. That’s a complete compliment btw.

[@cryptidan]

that kiddie shit joke may have gone over ted's head but it hit me like a bag of bricks holy shit

[@effortlesslytalented]

SAME

[@effortlesslytalented]

@@Mad_Ancient_Computer_700AD Minecraft youtubers turning out to have done not so nice things to kids

[@mortua_conjuga]

fucking made me cackle 😂

[@gibustheinfamous]

The complete silence is what gets me

[@Mio_Chxn]

Timestamp 8:17

[@ub1898]

how did they not make a slimecicle

[@beepk_]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING 🗣️🗣️

[@Lezm]

It’s criminal 😡💢

[@joolian4763]

They've slurped on that slimecicle ENOUGH!

[@ManicDymanic]

real

[@krinkv]

@@joolian4763 PAUUUUU-

[@ballofnuggets5569]

salt lick encounters 🧂 6:43 12:22 13:00 18:21 20:17 20:40

[@6izzy837]

Kinda Like A ViNegar Lick 🗿

[@drkmercenary]

15:35 The thing literally spells out SOS.

[@T3485mmmediumtankflamevariant]

Glad im not the only one who saw that

[@kittenlord101]

I see Ted remembered he’s a KZbinr that’s cool

[@Doofenshmirtz-Evil-CEO]

It might

[@kittenlord101]

@@Doofenshmirtz-Evil-CEO you never know

[@Doofenshmirtz-Evil-CEO]

@@kittenlord101 🥐

[@cripplynipplily]

He is pretty cool

[@jepa470]

0:49 "schlopsicle" took a really big risk back in '99

[@yamster_]

October 23rd 2025 is coming up quickly ted

[@macluvsu]

that’s crazy

[@sockscangame]

Real

[@BobTheAwesomeBob]

?

[@squimpy22]

@@BobTheAwesomeBobhe’s going to die on October 23rd as prophesied in that one tshirt vid

[@OwenWatkins-y8z]

@@squimpy22 Were one step closer every day

[@UnOc2]

I just checked, and the cereal and ice cream videos were uploaded three and two years ago respectively. They are some of the funniest videos on this accursed hell site, so I am over the moon to see another one. Cheers, Ted. ❤

[@Lezm]

Same, love to see it

[@underseaowl7440]

Don't sleep on the OG cereal taste test fr

[@sorcam]

respectively*?

[@UnOc2]

​@@sorcam Minor spelling mistake. 😔

[@samwild7239]

Tucker has been a great addition to the podcast & helping out fr fr bro is cool as fuck

[@beepk_]

HOLY SHIT WE’RE SO BACK

[@metroidfan220]

The mayo thumbnail grossed me out so I skipped the video. Chef Boyardee intrigued me enough to watch it.

[@altersky4060]

Why did he change the thumbnail? I was wondering about that when I saw that it was changed.

[@drake4138]

@@altersky4060 thumbnail A B testing to see which gets more views

[@baccenbo2834]

KZbin now allows you to upload up to 3 thumbnails to one vid

[@Hero0fLegend420]

Weak

[@Doofenshmirtz-Evil-CEO]

​@@Hero0fLegend420thy end is now

[@Solar9391]

I have been waiting for this type of video to come back again for 2 years

[@doctorjackson7024]

18:01 The pure terror from the "Oh this is vinegar!"

[@beepk_]

i think the worst part about this one is that you’re not mixing these with anything so you’re just eating straight up frozen vinegar and stuff LMAOO

[@saurosha]

do you think it would be better if they dipped them in chocolate

[@_medicfromtf2]

@@sauroshayes

[@beepk_]

@@saurosha 100% especially the mayonnaise one

[@Pepeutra]

@@saurosha yeah if they did like schlatt what did to that coke ice cream, or like what schlatt did to me in '99, this video would've been far better

[@calicharron7429]

@@sauroshaI’m some way yes. Or like a snack to eat the sauces or like a fry?

[@londonhonourfrc3536]

8:08 schlatt forgets what a letter is

[@suNn.K.O]

21:12 when you're taking poison damage

[@terra-fying]

Good joke. Much appreciated, thank you.

[@TorrenPlays]

Good joke. Much appreciated, Thank you

[@DragonSlayer3050]

i saw this comment as it happened while watching

[@DomcLIVE]

Good joke. Much appreciated, thank you.

[@HeisenbergFam]

Ted and "Schlatt" look like the bros that kiss each other goodnight before sleep

[@spooderwebzzz]

They ARE the bros that kiss each other goodnight before sleep

[@mrtacco]

his name is "Jared"

[@Lezm]

Don’t they all do that? 🤨

[@Wolfkidplayzzz]

They do a lil bit extra if you know what I mean 😊😊😊

[@PhineasFerb001]

Haven’t seen you in a minute man, how are you?

[@proskatter4983]

Just the pure joy on my face when I saw these together on the thumbnail I love these videos

[@ghostsyynx]

Why does Schlatt's ChatGPT sound chill as fuck?

[@Vashjxn]

He doesn’t want to get on Schlatt’s bad side. Especially after the incident

[@Lezm]

I dunno maybe he is reprogrammed

[@moemamadarasz4016]

SchlattGPT

[@missrose8920]

I literally just cannot identify who it is and I feel like I'm the only one

[@flabmil]

why does it sound like babish

[@Lgnzzz]

Can you imagine the absolute fever dream the cashier had to have experienced if he was a Ted fan? Just watching him and Tucker pull up with a basket chalk-full of miscellaneous sauces, condiments, cooking bases, and a case of bud light whilst grinning ear to ear

[@Lezm]

I’d be terrified

[@essonyoutube]

i would be so happy as that is basically early confirmation of a new taste test video

[@alluringvoice7081]

chock-full, not chalk

[@scooble_]

@@alluringvoice7081 No. It was a solid cube of chalk.

[@derekarredondo5563]

7:23 if ted was a gay guy, who would give off the energy of a hidden gem

[@lemonexhaustion8525]

ted grabbing schlatt by the scruff of the neck like a kitten 6:00

[@Scrambledgoofyaww2007]

Bro is NOT jambo

[@alik9783]

i missed that but i am so glad i saw this comment

[@Ava80212]

@@Scrambledgoofyaww2007 Bro MIGHT be jambo...

[@AKelland-vp6uz]

I felt the sadness in Schlatt's Eyes when ted said they didnt have strawberry.

[@starburst7681]

5:27 how have I never compared Schlatt to Quentin until this very moment

[@channeleditor9335]

8:52 Fun Fact! you can die from drinking a pint of vinegar!

[@Phantomikc]

New method just dropped

[@octolingo1892]

Good thing he said it was water later lmao

[@samfinkjensen]

Can you actually?? I’ve definitely drank about that much and been fine

[@The_Cloth_Surgeon]

@@samfinkjensen I think it depends on the type and strength/concentration of the vinegar in large enough quantities you can get acidosis, which can be fatal.

[@Khornecussion]

@@The_Cloth_Surgeon Terrible way to die, too.

[@Gumbowl]

schlatt looks hella good now wtf

[@aquademoney]

prob not for long if he keeps chugging sauces tho💀

[@key4342]

He's BEEN looking good

[@WoodTrose]

He'd reverting back into a twink

[@thebosstin2420]

That's what I was thinking, he looks like he's lost a decent amount of weight

[@YmittreKazzan]

He's always looked hot.

[@streamer8633]

3:36 only one beer left...

[@velvetpine2220]

ye i kinda hate how theyre screaming in our ears like were deaf

[@SirSaizo]

2:49 strowbarry

[@SirSaizo]

3:14 peet's zah

[@awakarikatase]

The way he said that killed me

[@dakotawilliams4520]

I need Ted saying kinda like a Salt Lick on loop at 20:19

[@paperbagman9012]

15:43 The popsicle is literally calling out for help yet Ted and “Shlatt” continued to eated it. Subscribed.

[@babiesttripod5424]

This is my favorite genre of Ted video

[@ethanrocha8803]

3 minutes in and it devolved into drinking bbq sauce straight out of the bottle. I love this place.

[@lukecolliton7809]

One of the most fascinating things I love about Ted videos is the sudden cut to a camera angle that looks like it was recorded by some kids mom in the 80's and Freddy Fazbears Pizzaria. No but seriously, somehow his editing itself is even funny, so I'll gladly welcome Ted videos for life

[@Ayisaki]

The shuddering disgust I felt at some of these popsicles is abysmal.

[@greentea4498]

this video was kinda like a salt lick

[@Ignam]

How did Ted pull out the smoothest southern voice ever for 20:19 like this is art

[@alltimenative]

i a 27 year old man, at 1 in the morning is watching other mid 20s men freeze condiments and eat them. life is good

[@Limes_not_Lemons]

Next episode, cursed milkshake flavours OR cursed fizzy drinks in that thingamajig that carbonates things, idk stuff like that

[@MarlieArmstrong-lw4rt]

SODA

[@Fly-by-Dave]

I was thinking bread

[@calicharron7429]

It’ll be posted 2 years from now

[@cripplynipplily]

They did the drinks right

[@kayotic_moon4066]

Ted picking clam juice makes total sense since he’s from Mass

[@nervumadmin3738]

i dont know how you guys did that but the olive oil popsicle just kinda turned into margarin

[@callie-flower3177]

i mean margarine is just oil so it makes sense

[@nervumadmin3738]

@@callie-flower3177 yeah yeah, but i thought you needed some chemical to harden it, they just used a freezer and a dream

[@SleepyZayda]

I am concerned for Schlatt

[@sharksrcool22222]

who isnt

[@Lezm]

Why?heisliving his best life

[@pissmast3r]

He drank a lot of Heinz vinegar

[@DivineY2K]

Arent we all

[@geekzilla3371]

What was in the little white jar? Was that salt?

[@MagsJaz]

so glad to see this series return. Loved the ice cream and cereal videos.

[@frankinator3911]

this is genuinely my favorite series on this channel

[@PERCIVALBRICKS]

I’ve never been so scared of Schlatt until he compulsively chugged BBQ sauce

[@b.r.v.8609]

And then he drank the vinegar!

[@stevenmega4239]

At 18:21 is the funniest joke they made all vid

[@kytykat]

3:40 this headbutt threaten is very older sibling

[@kolo5086]

Yuuuuup very true

[@jolly781hopper]

4:55 is my favorite part

[@wojciechjalowiecki4910]

Yea the scream and the fear in ted's eyes XD

[@Astralas_Phoenix]

10:26 Popsicles are freezing, Schlatt is heaving (He just drank vinegar AND barbecue sauce, what do you expect?)

[@floralshells]

18:46 hell yeah tucker salt and vinegar chips

[@RoyLevan]

I’d cut off my legs before trying the clamsicle

[@RoyLevan]

@@nightwingmix1 Not quite what i had in mind but yeah that’ll work

[@worldeater475]

fr

[@SaraBerri]

19:01 DougDoug would like to know your location for personal reasons

[@averydunker]

SOUND THE ALARM!!! TED POSTED!!!!!!!

[@blackalbum2269]

Nurse!! Nurse they're doing it again!

[@Creex99]

21:46 shloppers

[@AlmiNia]

best couple

[@meepstreet]

6:51 i have never felt closer to ted

[@eliza4880]

gosh, i missed these two

[@Xadreco]

15:43 looks like the popsicle is saying SOS

[@epiclinksam9805]

8:17 I fucking spat out my water, holy shit.

[@machi9043]

Ted it’s soon October. Don’t forget schlatts prediction. Only one year left hope it’s good❤❤❤

[@floralshells]

19:19 there was a trend not to long ago where people put olive oil on vanilla ice cream

[@SympleCups]

8:57: He enjoyed the vinegar, too much

[@old9547]

They're both looking fine this episode

[@grandmabiscuits]

schlatts forearm definition is lookin nice lately

[@WritingOnCDs]

0:14 I guess we know what happened in the 90s

[@jack_74]

need a new joke

[@princessmadge-e8v]

ass

[@OnlyyAutumnn]

​​@@jack_74 need a better reaction

[@sirsamiboi]

Just put the titty milk in the bag bro 😭🙏

[@Zaquando]

please keep making this kind of content

[@jonathancunjak2362]

The goat has returned 🙏

[@theprettyplanett]

thank u ted, I have rewatched the cereal video 12 times

[@scarletbish]

I love Rhett and Link

[@jeezreadabook528]

history will say they are just friends

[@KainoaMorse]

tucker appears at 1:33

[@Shep11110]

Hell yeah Tucker

[@Doofenshmirtz-Evil-CEO]

Maybe

[@Fly-by-Dave]

Doing god's work out here

[@jennajohnson9388]

Thank you.

[@andres6v893]

I got an ad of Commander Titus at that exact moment. What could this mean?

[@gamebaddass3798]

I love these kind of videos

[@vxs0da]

is this room supposed to be rainforest cafe themed

[@averydunker]

ted after every popsicle (thinking it’s not horrible): it’s kinda like a salt lick

[@NintendoNerd64]

i swear the cut from schlatt trying to open the marinara to him face down on the table laughing is the funniest shit I've seen in a while

[@therebel2187]

Holy shit schlatts had a huge glow up, congrats man. Looking great big guy :)

[@toastytoritilla]

nah he’s always been hot, twink or not, chops nd all 🙂‍↕️

[@gnome1323]

this is gayer then i expected

[@Webbedsavage400]

you're a gnome

[@andrewmcnamara6978]

That’s surprising. I thought it would be much gayer

[@ectotide7]

you must be new here

[@gibustheinfamous]

"You would be a good gay guy."

[@Alex_is_a_goober]

Me when I go to bro’s sleepover

[@elijahiselijah]

I love Rett and Link

[@Venkullix]

ted and slime are like the middle children of the youtubers i watch they disappear from my feed for 3+ years and all of a sudden a new video is on my youtube homescreen

[@KateJ06]

Am I going insane or does the thumbnail keep changing

[@ChronosSnake]

Nah it was definitely mayo before this don’t worry

[@KateJ06]

@@ChronosSnake I SWEAR BEFORE MAYO IT WAS SRIRACHA OR SOMETHING ELSE TED

[@asgth6147]

@@KateJ06 Nowadays you can upload 3 or so thumbnails and KZbin will randomly choose which one you get until one of them gets a significant amount more clicks than the others, at that point everyone gets that thumbnail to increase click ratios.

[@nightwingmix1]

@@KateJ06 you were super close with the sriracha one, it was a franks redhot popsicle as the first thumbnail I saw. Then the mayo one, then the chef boyardee one

[@atomsea03]

Stubb’s is the KING of bbq sauce

[@bonline.]

9:08 sometimes when im in the kitchen I drink a but of vinegar because I like the burn and flavor

[@YasSienna]

You concern me

[@bonline.]

@@YasSienna what's wrong with it?

[@cheesewheelies]

doug doug would like the olive oil one

[@ethanrocha8803]

0:58 did he just drink wax out of a candle..?

[@TheDonSapius]

Um...maybe...?

[@michelegeren3193]

oh my god I think he did lmfao

[@bleeblooboppow]

4:50 lil bit of screamin. ..That sounds pretty AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

[@max_sfxx]

😭😭 I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

[@veryrealscout]

“AAAAUUUUUGGGHHHH!” -Schlage 2024

[@Doofenshmirtz-Evil-CEO]

Yeah we watched the video WE KNOW

[@bleeblooboppow]

@@Doofenshmirtz-Evil-CEO cry.

[@Doofenshmirtz-Evil-CEO]

@@bleeblooboppow make better and more original comments

[@leandromobile6927]

And when the world needed him most. He returned

[@gibustheinfamous]

7:19 That one hit like a brick

[@jacksonshilling2947]

Kinda like a salt lick merch? I’d wear tf outta some “Kinda like a salt lick” merch