Cursed Food from Childhood

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Ted Nivison

Ted Nivison

Күн бұрын

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@avajaros637
@avajaros637 5 жыл бұрын
Craigory is not a real name, you are an absolute deMON
@TedNivison
@TedNivison 5 жыл бұрын
Ava Jaros you eat chapstick you cannot have an opinion
@callmepedro8829
@callmepedro8829 5 жыл бұрын
Craigory is the name of a man who impales wolves with a mop and befriends elementary schoolers
@ohno4458
@ohno4458 5 жыл бұрын
You and Ted make a good couple
@reidgowan2670
@reidgowan2670 5 жыл бұрын
I N C O R R E C T
@johnkusch3773
@johnkusch3773 5 жыл бұрын
I see how you are not vaccinated
@lukapilli6402
@lukapilli6402 5 жыл бұрын
She criticised him for his mnm game while she ate literal chapsticks lmaooo
@uhhok2192
@uhhok2192 5 жыл бұрын
To be fair, I had a Mountain Dew chapstick I’m 1st grade that I ate throughout the year.
@godlyvex5543
@godlyvex5543 5 жыл бұрын
I mean I literally eat concrete and pencil lead they probably taste way better than chapstick
@dipdungus8175
@dipdungus8175 5 жыл бұрын
Uhh Ok well I had cherry jolly rancher chapstick if that makes you feel better
@leafysnothear6190
@leafysnothear6190 5 жыл бұрын
That mnm game was the shit
@itz_st3v3n
@itz_st3v3n 5 жыл бұрын
Cherry is best flavor
@cscoop
@cscoop 5 жыл бұрын
forgot kid cuisine
@jackhorowitz5261
@jackhorowitz5261 5 жыл бұрын
Shit was fye fr fr tho
@yfar7550
@yfar7550 5 жыл бұрын
Why is this comment from 12 hours ago
@honeycomb1511
@honeycomb1511 5 жыл бұрын
shukri ali patreon dumb dumb
@jackdorsey7820
@jackdorsey7820 5 жыл бұрын
Look it’s a cooper
@moose3952
@moose3952 5 жыл бұрын
cscoop shut up loser
@JesusRamirez-hg4wj
@JesusRamirez-hg4wj 5 жыл бұрын
"I almost got cancer." The Buzzfeed accuracy is spot on.
@skepsiez
@skepsiez 5 жыл бұрын
wild, I saw this comment exactly as it was being said
@crowvow
@crowvow 4 жыл бұрын
True
@Nadia72639
@Nadia72639 3 жыл бұрын
Anti-vaxx parents: "I don't want my precious child exposed to chemicals and stuff >:(" Their kid: [literally munching on chapsticks]
@vibevizier6512
@vibevizier6512 3 жыл бұрын
Chomp
@supperman737
@supperman737 3 жыл бұрын
Their bodies crave the nutrition they don't get from the vaccines so they have to eat chapstick to get it.
@RustyShacklefordReal
@RustyShacklefordReal 3 жыл бұрын
@@supperman737 Ah, I can't wait to inject my daily vitamins and minerals!
@zeallust8542
@zeallust8542 3 жыл бұрын
@@supperman737 🤔
@cowtitties9785
@cowtitties9785 2 жыл бұрын
i feel like that gave her the immunity instead of the vaccines
@magpie405
@magpie405 4 жыл бұрын
Parents: i'm not vaccinating my daughter Child: Haha joke's on you imma eat like 7 chapsticks
@freebooterluckless
@freebooterluckless 4 жыл бұрын
MA - 07ZZ - Thomas Street MS (1654) | 💀
@UglaWack
@UglaWack 4 жыл бұрын
Wait so you guys don’t go to competitive chapstick eating contests?
@foopo5004
@foopo5004 4 жыл бұрын
@Ethan Nance WAIT YOU DON'T GO TO COMPETITAVE SETTING BEEF JERKY ON FIRE CONTESTS
@lapeez2277
@lapeez2277 4 жыл бұрын
yo if you didn't eat chapstick you cappin.
@cerbyderby4314
@cerbyderby4314 4 жыл бұрын
Alexander Agcaoili why
@shaunbeakley348
@shaunbeakley348 4 жыл бұрын
Are you just going to not sing "She's Got a G-spot in Her Knee?"
@slimp9782
@slimp9782 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@Orkunkadunk
@Orkunkadunk 4 жыл бұрын
69 likes
@clairemcroberts4799
@clairemcroberts4799 4 жыл бұрын
Demonetisation perhaps?
@orangehootie4573
@orangehootie4573 3 жыл бұрын
Was the whole thing a Scott Pilgrim reference?
@shaunbeakley348
@shaunbeakley348 3 жыл бұрын
@@orangehootie4573 was it? I haven't watched it in 4 years
@snickrsaddict6097
@snickrsaddict6097 4 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised he didn't bring a nerds rope.
@LarrySmith_1974
@LarrySmith_1974 4 жыл бұрын
Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
@roccobrooks7521
@roccobrooks7521 4 жыл бұрын
That's not from his childhood that's from his now hood
@buckygree3619
@buckygree3619 4 жыл бұрын
to much trauma
@heapass7792
@heapass7792 4 жыл бұрын
@Pwn Berd dang
@bntrs
@bntrs 4 жыл бұрын
@Pwn Berd Skedibles
@mildlymarvelous
@mildlymarvelous 3 жыл бұрын
When Ava disclosed eating Chapstick I could see Ted visibly take psychic damage
@TrioArtsOfficial
@TrioArtsOfficial 3 жыл бұрын
He crit failed his will save
@ratdemonz4259
@ratdemonz4259 5 жыл бұрын
All food is cursed if you put enough milk on it
@TedNivison
@TedNivison 5 жыл бұрын
tru dat boi
@timo117
@timo117 5 жыл бұрын
I don’t like this
@garlicbread9875
@garlicbread9875 5 жыл бұрын
What about milksicles
@Uncuepa
@Uncuepa 5 жыл бұрын
When cereal has milks
@genericidiot2500
@genericidiot2500 5 жыл бұрын
Cereal?
@guac5230
@guac5230 4 жыл бұрын
Ted has a wounded warrior project sticker on his truck and it makes me happy that the homie cares
@gabrielkellar1935
@gabrielkellar1935 4 жыл бұрын
Because hes a wounded warrior
@yousefdannoui1128
@yousefdannoui1128 4 жыл бұрын
is your profile pic squid wards face on perry the platypus and it says imagine being loved
@robert_gaming
@robert_gaming 4 жыл бұрын
@@gabrielkellar1935 he was injured in the milk war.
@davesmith2750
@davesmith2750 4 жыл бұрын
@@robert_gaming A true veteran😪
@mugsymugsyton6663
@mugsymugsyton6663 4 жыл бұрын
*The entire universe liked that*
@acadiaia
@acadiaia 5 жыл бұрын
I want she's got a g-spot in her knee on my spotify playlist
@TedNivison
@TedNivison 5 жыл бұрын
We are working on our EP
@ddenne
@ddenne 5 жыл бұрын
isnt that from scott pilgrim?
@lorentz7925
@lorentz7925 5 жыл бұрын
Dont we all?
@Shea-Key
@Shea-Key 5 жыл бұрын
@@ddenne yea
@bellas8611
@bellas8611 5 жыл бұрын
I hadnt got to that bit in the video and its safe to say i was confused
@mosswoof6701
@mosswoof6701 3 жыл бұрын
I love the idea that the people at the checkout thought you were struggling parents
@jungie243
@jungie243 5 жыл бұрын
alternate title: ted finds someone more cursed than him
@finalfantasy7freak664
@finalfantasy7freak664 5 жыл бұрын
Yexsssssss
@bunzmisha7431
@bunzmisha7431 4 жыл бұрын
bruh
@James_290
@James_290 4 жыл бұрын
Stop you goblin boy
@bunzmisha7431
@bunzmisha7431 4 жыл бұрын
no prob i changed mine uwu
@Jwp-st8nb
@Jwp-st8nb 4 жыл бұрын
Who is she
@mrmr_zoomie
@mrmr_zoomie 4 жыл бұрын
“Is that a fetish?” Cmon Ava it’s the internet what *isn’t* a fetish
@gayzer1020
@gayzer1020 4 жыл бұрын
Bug bite fetish
@buymachina
@buymachina 4 жыл бұрын
good ol’ r34
@despacitofourtwenty2907
@despacitofourtwenty2907 4 жыл бұрын
Wrcts no
@theactedarrow2687
@theactedarrow2687 4 жыл бұрын
im not a fetish
@mrmr_zoomie
@mrmr_zoomie 4 жыл бұрын
Theactedarrow you are now.
@church6433
@church6433 4 жыл бұрын
chap-stick aka: the forbidden push pop
@B-scoop
@B-scoop 4 жыл бұрын
Kyle Hobbs I hate this so much but I can’t stop reading it
@x.azurite.x
@x.azurite.x 4 жыл бұрын
This emits such a cursed energy that I can't explain....it's just.....pure evil.
@when7573
@when7573 4 жыл бұрын
hey. fucking loathe reading this. thank you so much
@minecraftpolarsheep280
@minecraftpolarsheep280 4 жыл бұрын
that and glue sticks to kindergarten kids
@randomperson3290
@randomperson3290 4 жыл бұрын
Minecraft Polar Sheep I hate how you’re right
@Rid_Of_Thee
@Rid_Of_Thee 3 жыл бұрын
From anti vax child to living adult. A success story
@Z14.
@Z14. 3 жыл бұрын
‘cept that story is hard to get if its an anti-vax kid. its more like infant to 5 years old
@softnoobgirl73
@softnoobgirl73 2 жыл бұрын
A rare occurrence
@aniquinstark4347
@aniquinstark4347 2 жыл бұрын
My dude survived the Oregon trail
@koro1655
@koro1655 2 жыл бұрын
Antivax child that ate chapstick*
@TheOneAndOnlyDJRapta
@TheOneAndOnlyDJRapta 2 жыл бұрын
@@Z14. and ingesting chapstick
@pootisface9306
@pootisface9306 4 жыл бұрын
"she's got a g-spot in her knee" is just a plot point from scott pilgrim
@nicolasa.3192
@nicolasa.3192 4 жыл бұрын
I actually had to inspect my memory for a sec to know whether this was real or not
@AronT260
@AronT260 4 жыл бұрын
That was the weirdest plot ever
@f1zz-k1d89
@f1zz-k1d89 4 жыл бұрын
holy shit ur right
@lukewithanr8291
@lukewithanr8291 3 жыл бұрын
Wait wasn’t it the back of the knee
@looter5555
@looter5555 3 жыл бұрын
That must just be in the movie cuz I don't remember it from the books
@ohhi5752
@ohhi5752 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve just realized how much yogurt I consume when i was an elementary schooler.
@blackironwalterkus3851
@blackironwalterkus3851 4 жыл бұрын
bro did you just admit to being 10
@ohhi5752
@ohhi5752 4 жыл бұрын
Black iron Walterkus no im saying that when i was an elementary schooler i ate ungodly amounts of yogurt
@blackironwalterkus3851
@blackironwalterkus3851 4 жыл бұрын
Oh Hi oh. Then fix your grammar.
@ohhi5752
@ohhi5752 4 жыл бұрын
Black iron Walterkus K
@ahpencran
@ahpencran 4 жыл бұрын
SAME BRUH
@zarko2108
@zarko2108 5 жыл бұрын
when I was a kid I thought obama banned twinkies.
@GodChaotic
@GodChaotic 4 жыл бұрын
Are you telling me Twinkies were never banned
@oramulk5901
@oramulk5901 4 жыл бұрын
@@GodChaotic they went out of business
@brunobucciarati6315
@brunobucciarati6315 4 жыл бұрын
Michelle banned good food so your partially right. Just at schools :/
@peanutbrainedbuffoon7913
@peanutbrainedbuffoon7913 4 жыл бұрын
@@brunobucciarati6315 I would rather have decent food standards over 10 pounds of sugar and carbs as food.
@peanutbrainedbuffoon7913
@peanutbrainedbuffoon7913 4 жыл бұрын
@#1 ratbag that's because of school cost cutting, they try and put in the least amount possible so they can meet the standards. That's why we need a huge budget increase for education.
@LeveyHere
@LeveyHere 3 жыл бұрын
"This food is just so... processed. It makes me feel how I want to treat my body from this day forward." - the Chapstick eater
@bentheuseless
@bentheuseless 4 жыл бұрын
i love how ted friends are either done with his bullshit or just accept his personality and evolve to become even more cursed than he is.
@redmist6630
@redmist6630 2 жыл бұрын
her: "this is too much dairy" the literal Milkman: "mcscuse me what the actual FUCK"
@eyedontevenknow6000
@eyedontevenknow6000 2 жыл бұрын
Or both
@TheOneAndOnlyDJRapta
@TheOneAndOnlyDJRapta 2 жыл бұрын
@@redmist6630 this is thd best reply i have seen
@madmannn9576
@madmannn9576 Жыл бұрын
Jschlatt-
@madimakesmusica
@madimakesmusica 5 жыл бұрын
still offended that Gushers, the fruit of my childhood, is labeled as "cursed"
@Ilovemyfamilyandfriends-z3o
@Ilovemyfamilyandfriends-z3o 5 жыл бұрын
They squirt thier goo in you mouth, have you ever heard of the "jolly rancher" story where this dude bit down on a piece of some STD shit and puss popped out of it
@kewpiemayo2
@kewpiemayo2 5 жыл бұрын
"Fruit"
@qui-gonjinn7329
@qui-gonjinn7329 5 жыл бұрын
When is "She's got a g spot on her knee" dropping?
@sw1tch327
@sw1tch327 4 жыл бұрын
ikr
@papatristan3536
@papatristan3536 4 жыл бұрын
1853
@VidelMain101
@VidelMain101 4 жыл бұрын
Qui-Gon???
@moomoojoos8849
@moomoojoos8849 3 жыл бұрын
Ted is the only person that can pull of an "exaggerated swagger of a 16 year old" and be 40 and somewhat sane.
@drgumper8056
@drgumper8056 4 жыл бұрын
“A chaotic good man and a chaotic neutral woman talk about their backstories over food meant for starving children.”
@sirenss
@sirenss 4 жыл бұрын
Tf is that chaotic neutral and lawful good shit
@Kami-ic3je
@Kami-ic3je 4 жыл бұрын
@@sirenss I’m assuming you’ve never played d&d?
@buzinesskazual
@buzinesskazual 3 жыл бұрын
Where'd you get the idea that Ted isn't chaotic evil
@Greeem
@Greeem 2 жыл бұрын
@@buzinesskazual literally didnt even say chaotic evil but ok
@TheRealMarriott
@TheRealMarriott 2 жыл бұрын
@@Greeem read that again slowly
@Special_Sharpie
@Special_Sharpie 4 жыл бұрын
When she asked about eating chap stick, Ted grew like 12 chins in disgust
@btrain213
@btrain213 4 жыл бұрын
Actually when we were in our third and fourth grade years we would eat the flavored Chapstick as well my favorite happened to be green apple.
@ibillisticsheep3264
@ibillisticsheep3264 4 жыл бұрын
Btrain 213 did your parents not feed you?
@btrain213
@btrain213 4 жыл бұрын
ibillisticsheep Nah, I just REALLY liked green apple. I’m pretty sure it’s non-toxic, so not only is it edible, but I’m gonna try it again when I get the chance. JK, but I think we just didn’t know at the time that you weren’t supposed to eat it.
@ibillisticsheep3264
@ibillisticsheep3264 4 жыл бұрын
Btrain 213 smh my life that’s disgusting dude
@kameronmyles2013
@kameronmyles2013 4 жыл бұрын
@@ibillisticsheep3264 thats muffin shit, when i was in gr3/gr4 i used to get hungry so id eat pencil lead and erasers
@nerdwarp112
@nerdwarp112 4 жыл бұрын
Twinkies are always strange to me. Every time I see a Twinkie, I think “oh man I haven’t had one of those in a while” then I tase it and am disappointed, but then the next time I see them I want to taste them again. It’s a weird cycle.
@alyzeaaa
@alyzeaaa 3 жыл бұрын
SAME
@beans27_
@beans27_ 3 жыл бұрын
i've never had one, and honestly i'm glad i haven't
@apersonwhoisalive542
@apersonwhoisalive542 3 жыл бұрын
Bro why u tasing twinkies?
@nerdwarp112
@nerdwarp112 3 жыл бұрын
@@apersonwhoisalive542 I used to work at a grocery store, so I saw them every day.
@apersonwhoisalive542
@apersonwhoisalive542 3 жыл бұрын
Ye but u said "then I tase it" what did twinkies do to you?
@snipasean7069
@snipasean7069 3 жыл бұрын
Rewatching this now realizing that Ted’s friend gives off fever dream energy
@GIRTHYANDITCURVES
@GIRTHYANDITCURVES 4 жыл бұрын
She looks like the typical love interest from every 2000s rom-com movie.
@jasonrask4085
@jasonrask4085 4 жыл бұрын
Or mtv dating shoe
@ActuallyHoudini
@ActuallyHoudini 4 жыл бұрын
@@jasonrask4085 why the fuck are the shoes dating they can't do that I'm contacting the FBI
@acek2016
@acek2016 4 жыл бұрын
@@ActuallyHoudini lmao
@chrisx2104
@chrisx2104 4 жыл бұрын
In the late 90s and early 00's I think every school had at least one female that looked exactly like her.
@sleepyclowns
@sleepyclowns 3 жыл бұрын
@@ActuallyHoudini I spit out my sunny D you owe new bedsheets
@edgeIord
@edgeIord 5 жыл бұрын
Time to play youtube's favorite game: Friend, Sister, or Girlfriend
@crab295
@crab295 5 жыл бұрын
edgelord I’m going girlfriend
@cacti3884
@cacti3884 5 жыл бұрын
Girlfriend defo
@TedNivison
@TedNivison 5 жыл бұрын
Friend.
@krons3406
@krons3406 5 жыл бұрын
@@TedNivison thats what they all say
@arcytek
@arcytek 5 жыл бұрын
@@TedNivison daughter.
@drakelucian7691
@drakelucian7691 4 жыл бұрын
Why am I watching attractive callmecarson and off-brand Scarlet Johansson during the apocalypse?
@RoboViking6969
@RoboViking6969 4 жыл бұрын
Are you saying Carson isn’t attractive?!
@safwanshahriar4108
@safwanshahriar4108 4 жыл бұрын
@@RoboViking6969 Nah.. Carson's cute as hell but he ain't as attractive.
@Reaper-ok6id
@Reaper-ok6id 4 жыл бұрын
Carson’s a goddess
@zachireland2393
@zachireland2393 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah man Carson is still dummy thicc
@KennyHavoc
@KennyHavoc 4 жыл бұрын
@@safwanshahriar4108 maybe the best description of Carson I've heard yet
@Screaminglemon631
@Screaminglemon631 3 жыл бұрын
This video unlocked so many bizarre childhood memories for me... like when i was a kid with my dad at the store and he refused to buy me twinkies, and when i asked why he said "because when you try them you'll have to finish the whole box." And what he probably meant by that was I was a little piggy with zero self control and I'd eat them all and get myself sick... But what my kid brain heard was that it was straight-up illegal to open a box of twinkies and not eat the whole thing, or else the police would know you didnt finish your box of twinkies and they'd come to your house and arrest you. So yeah, i've never once eaten a twinkie because of this. It hasnt ever occured to me how weird/wrong this assumption was until now.
@thaliacrafts407
@thaliacrafts407 2 жыл бұрын
That's kinda adorable 😂
@Naokarma
@Naokarma Жыл бұрын
I interpreted that as he'd force you to eat the whole box as punishment for thinking they're worth eating.
@PackmanOG
@PackmanOG 5 жыл бұрын
idk how youre at 20k, you are probably the funniest person on youtube
@TedNivison
@TedNivison 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you! That's very kind. The channel has actually doubled in size this month alone! So I'm excited to see how we do in 2019 as a whole.
@PackmanOG
@PackmanOG 5 жыл бұрын
@@TedNivison Dude best wishes. I had really been looking for a content creator that was funny for a long time and the milk video just absolutely sold me. I really hope you grow quickly.
@christiannybo5664
@christiannybo5664 5 жыл бұрын
Ted Nivison crazy the growth you’ve gotten already. Good luck!
@AMan-xz7tx
@AMan-xz7tx 5 жыл бұрын
100k now
@TedNivison
@TedNivison 4 жыл бұрын
we are now 100x the amount I was at when you commented this
@mistermangoman9293
@mistermangoman9293 4 жыл бұрын
8:38 my dad after saying merci to the Spanish waiter in the Italian restaurant
@tuffinsoup_5296
@tuffinsoup_5296 4 жыл бұрын
My mom did something similar to that when she told the waiter at a Japanese restaurant “gracias”
@livviemon
@livviemon 4 жыл бұрын
drawME wild lmao ur mom is an entity how do u confuse spanish and japanese
@coconutfrn9050
@coconutfrn9050 4 жыл бұрын
That shouldn’t have made me laugh that hard
@ibillisticsheep3264
@ibillisticsheep3264 4 жыл бұрын
I’m learning Spanish and my dad thinks he’s a genius. He calls me Señordle
@TheTeleporter101
@TheTeleporter101 5 жыл бұрын
12:47 Teds face literally screams “hey that’s my job”
@patric5371
@patric5371 4 жыл бұрын
Ted : *visible confusion*
@parkerpeter9218
@parkerpeter9218 Жыл бұрын
she nailed it tbh
@yeeny.
@yeeny. 4 жыл бұрын
“Yogurt is like the mold of milk” is an opinion I have been repressing in my mind for so long, but when Ava said that i don’t think I’ve ever agreed with something more
@dallincasper1029
@dallincasper1029 2 жыл бұрын
thats not an opinion, thats literally what yogurt is. same with cheese
@mooseyexists
@mooseyexists 2 жыл бұрын
keep in mind it's literally moldy milk
@esmeraldaflores7713
@esmeraldaflores7713 4 жыл бұрын
she’s literally the female version of ted
@luckyq3669
@luckyq3669 4 жыл бұрын
You say this but she said “too much dairy” more than once
@esmeraldaflores7713
@esmeraldaflores7713 4 жыл бұрын
Lucky Pure Propaganda you have a point, our local milk man would NEVER
@mannykoenig5330
@mannykoenig5330 4 жыл бұрын
Sister?
@East16
@East16 3 жыл бұрын
@@mannykoenig5330 she is just a friend of his (i assume from childhood)
@Zed_eS
@Zed_eS 3 жыл бұрын
Hate to be THAT guy but she is very pretty also :’)
@invictusgaming3903
@invictusgaming3903 4 жыл бұрын
Ted looks like a straight James Charles
@bread1544
@bread1544 4 жыл бұрын
That is oddly true
@tuffinsoup_5296
@tuffinsoup_5296 4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit I hate you because I can’t unsee it but I love you because it’s soooo trueeee
@notahoker0551
@notahoker0551 4 жыл бұрын
nah hes a more of a straight garrett watts
@Max-qz1jt
@Max-qz1jt 4 жыл бұрын
WAIT UR NOT WRONG
@ninja_tony
@ninja_tony 4 жыл бұрын
Except Ted isn’t a piece of shit.
@Officialfan6104
@Officialfan6104 5 жыл бұрын
my favorite line "Im fucking smart and cool, mm"
@jaywetenkamp8036
@jaywetenkamp8036 3 жыл бұрын
Ted looks like the type of guy who as a child would walk up to other kids and take whole bites of string cheese
@trickydicky2594
@trickydicky2594 4 жыл бұрын
5:54 When you see your friend crunch
@danielisajiw2973
@danielisajiw2973 4 жыл бұрын
I watch that clip 10 times
@pompador6486
@pompador6486 4 жыл бұрын
The funny part is that their parents hated them enough to call them crunch
@Amelie-Rosado
@Amelie-Rosado 4 жыл бұрын
AJSHG
@chasedamoni3620
@chasedamoni3620 5 жыл бұрын
I just discovered your channel and then you uploaded right after. Praise to the milk gods.
@calebrogers2723
@calebrogers2723 5 жыл бұрын
DANNY WEGMAN
@kingsunni2206
@kingsunni2206 5 жыл бұрын
Caleb Rogers what do you mean
@breadman2983
@breadman2983 5 жыл бұрын
Every single parent that watched your videos: "HeY TeD iS tHaT yOuR GiRlFrIeNd?"
@jakemcmullen4864
@jakemcmullen4864 5 жыл бұрын
Is she
@breadman2983
@breadman2983 5 жыл бұрын
@@jakemcmullen4864 no
@sebasg.2709
@sebasg.2709 5 жыл бұрын
9kouufs8f4rcg fhuuvh vyrdfvvg buttg hgeyi
@tuttosalve8352
@tuttosalve8352 5 жыл бұрын
it's not?
@u_idiotkid425
@u_idiotkid425 4 жыл бұрын
@@tuttosalve8352 no. his girlfriend's name is madi
@Spoon80085
@Spoon80085 3 жыл бұрын
Ted: They'll never know which Wegmans I went to The six Wegmans in the state: Are you sure about that
@andremarusic3555
@andremarusic3555 5 жыл бұрын
This got recommended to me 10/10 would subscribe again
@spacetaco048
@spacetaco048 5 жыл бұрын
Wow shouldn't she be on the guinness book of world records for being the longest living child of antivaxers?
@ismaelt9525
@ismaelt9525 5 жыл бұрын
Inpressive survivability abilities
@serendipandy4419
@serendipandy4419 5 жыл бұрын
It's from that chapstick she ate
@Oona707
@Oona707 5 жыл бұрын
Um no
@sicko033
@sicko033 5 жыл бұрын
Craigory protected her
@shark_girlxx
@shark_girlxx 4 жыл бұрын
Well keep in mind some people are allergic to them and cant have them and live to be pretty old lmao but that's mostly cause everyone gets vaccinated nowadays, if we stopped antivax people would get diseases and die lmao
@gourmei7590
@gourmei7590 5 жыл бұрын
I’m so happy I randomly found this channel
@TedNivison
@TedNivison 5 жыл бұрын
Glad to have ya!
@BlackmanKsi
@BlackmanKsi 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t think anyone in the history of lunchables being invented, they traded cheese for a cookie.
@nikkirennardo5100
@nikkirennardo5100 5 жыл бұрын
It’s so nice to see a guy having such a good relationship with their mom ☺️
@BrianHopson
@BrianHopson 4 жыл бұрын
This comment is cursed
@qblackstarr
@qblackstarr 5 жыл бұрын
yo ted when are you doing a face reveal?
@enjayy5419
@enjayy5419 5 жыл бұрын
HexedLol yOu StUpId DumMY HeAd, HiS fAcE iS iN tHe viDeO.!.!
@enjayy5419
@enjayy5419 5 жыл бұрын
M3M3_1ORD THE_ONE_AND_ONLY double woooosh
@is-4m944
@is-4m944 5 жыл бұрын
M3M3_1ORD THE_ONE_AND_ONLY ahh you are a brainlet
@phoebethompson2437
@phoebethompson2437 5 жыл бұрын
10 mil
@nah25
@nah25 5 жыл бұрын
- FireRedz - lmao
@Astro_raptor_
@Astro_raptor_ 5 жыл бұрын
Dude she needs a KZbin account she’s hilarious
@omega1575
@omega1575 4 жыл бұрын
I would watch it all!
@whitenoicecentral340
@whitenoicecentral340 4 жыл бұрын
Rachel K eat your cereal
@whitenoicecentral340
@whitenoicecentral340 4 жыл бұрын
Rachel K eat your cereal
@Joe___schmoe
@Joe___schmoe 4 жыл бұрын
Rachel K eat your cereal man
@eatyourcereal5791
@eatyourcereal5791 4 жыл бұрын
JohnsThxDestroyer I hate this so fucking much. These stupid fucking birds with sunglasses are making a mockery of the eatyourcereal name.
@GodBear97
@GodBear97 2 жыл бұрын
2:17-2:21 is the funniest part of this whole video, the utter confusion in Ted's reaction is gold
@Bluejay_Universe
@Bluejay_Universe 4 жыл бұрын
2:23 I’m with ted on this one, I have NEVER heard of nor seen someone doing that
@ivyissoswagandcool
@ivyissoswagandcool 4 жыл бұрын
Skarpne Gerph I mean, I knew someone who would eat glue sticks, which is much worse but yeah
@elliejelly8815
@elliejelly8815 4 жыл бұрын
Chap stick used to slap so hard tho you don’t even know
@bravecylinder93
@bravecylinder93 4 жыл бұрын
he haw Sooo You’re saying eating glue sticks isn’t normal? They are a delightful snack.
@ivyissoswagandcool
@ivyissoswagandcool 4 жыл бұрын
Bravecylinder hmmm... i might just have to try one then, i do love a good snack
@bravecylinder93
@bravecylinder93 4 жыл бұрын
he haw Yes, you should. Nutritional breakfast food as well!
@florian7918
@florian7918 5 жыл бұрын
honestly i'm starting to understand why american kids are so depressed
@mrradmccoolman
@mrradmccoolman 4 жыл бұрын
life is pain
@mrradmccoolman
@mrradmccoolman 4 жыл бұрын
@Wacky Heart ur mom
@shureborn
@shureborn 4 жыл бұрын
I’m American and honestly I would rather live in Europe or Australia the serving sizes are disgusting
@mrradmccoolman
@mrradmccoolman 4 жыл бұрын
@Wacky Heart Тишина, западный шпион.
@mrradmccoolman
@mrradmccoolman 4 жыл бұрын
@Wacky Heart Хорошо. Яд, который я положил в водку, берет свое
@enternamehere4455
@enternamehere4455 4 жыл бұрын
The “I think I almost got cancer” sold the buzzfeed food review
@cinderyharp
@cinderyharp 4 жыл бұрын
their energy together is immaculate
@r.r.4674
@r.r.4674 5 жыл бұрын
I dont remember being subscribed but I'm glad I'm here
@jcason9748
@jcason9748 5 жыл бұрын
he looked genuinely confused and worried at 2:20
@stigbar
@stigbar 5 жыл бұрын
Ava is pretty cool
@micahbeckner2274
@micahbeckner2274 4 жыл бұрын
Patrick Dowling wdym she literally ate chapstick
@damienbarmby5275
@damienbarmby5275 4 жыл бұрын
@@micahbeckner2274 My dad used to eat my moms chapstick like 10 or so years ago.
@slushy2350
@slushy2350 4 жыл бұрын
Cryptic Wolf mine did that to except there was no chapstick and he hit me
@damienbarmby5275
@damienbarmby5275 4 жыл бұрын
Slushy N I C E !
@tryevtw
@tryevtw 4 жыл бұрын
@@micahbeckner2274 you just proved his point
@thirdworldcity
@thirdworldcity 4 жыл бұрын
this video smells like modeling clay
@thirdworldcity
@thirdworldcity 3 жыл бұрын
giorno mafia man exactly
@rekisimp8707
@rekisimp8707 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@adlerstahel5976
@adlerstahel5976 5 жыл бұрын
You know that girl is actually a little c- " I ate 3 tubes of Chapstick a day!" Nevermind
@Kimmie6772
@Kimmie6772 5 жыл бұрын
You know, what girl hasn't nibbled on a little bit of chapstick in their youth? There's Skittles flavors
@daphne4407
@daphne4407 5 жыл бұрын
@@Kimmie6772 but three goddamn tubes at once
@Kimmie6772
@Kimmie6772 5 жыл бұрын
@@daphne4407 the more the merrier I say!
@charliecalixto4013
@charliecalixto4013 5 жыл бұрын
I'm a male and I ate chapstick with my little sister when I was younger. How can you not resist the scented ones, they're just asking to be eaten
@Zomana9
@Zomana9 5 жыл бұрын
@@charliecalixto4013 they're...they're FUCKING CHAPSTICK
@thomasbryan7376
@thomasbryan7376 4 жыл бұрын
When you gonna stop that fresh song “she’s got a g-spot in her knee”
@freebooterluckless
@freebooterluckless 4 жыл бұрын
I remember asking for lunchables all the time (for some reason) And I would always microwave the pizza until the cheese melted. Then one day a fifth grader told me I was supposed to eat it cold and I was so confused so I just stopped eating lunchables all together
@marcspector2600
@marcspector2600 3 жыл бұрын
The most hilarious part of this entire video is when Ted asks if a little fruit mascot is named Craigory, because that was no joke the name of my friend’s very first Dungeons & Dragons character. The best part is yet to come though, because that name wasn’t inspired by this video, but by the sheer coincidence that my friend’s dad happens to be named Craig, and he did a funny spin on the name
@yungblame9172
@yungblame9172 5 жыл бұрын
this is the most enjoyable video i’ve watched in a long time man
@TedNivison
@TedNivison 5 жыл бұрын
Yung blÅme glad to hear it! Thanks for watching!
@ignatiusarchambault1049
@ignatiusarchambault1049 5 жыл бұрын
Is that THE Wegman's? The Wegman's that PETER CAINE himself declared to be his favorite store?
@RainbowDemon
@RainbowDemon 4 жыл бұрын
Nose pierced human in video: “I will not masticate deli meats.” Also nose pierced human in video: “AtE cHaPsTiCk”
@Lightning_bugs
@Lightning_bugs 4 жыл бұрын
burningphoenix36 That chapstick tasted amazing
@perish4526
@perish4526 4 жыл бұрын
honestly, flavored chapstick on toast is good
@jjhickey
@jjhickey 4 жыл бұрын
Nose pierced human
@jacobpeddicord9147
@jacobpeddicord9147 4 жыл бұрын
@@perish4526 Someone needs to arrest you.
@2004FordRangerXLT
@2004FordRangerXLT 4 жыл бұрын
OML I THOUGHT IT WAS CHOPSTICK UNTIL NOW
@Dale-ct5ru
@Dale-ct5ru 3 жыл бұрын
The energy that comes from this pairing is astronomical
@ZestyMuffin5
@ZestyMuffin5 4 жыл бұрын
The Mongolian children in my basement: 13:46
@seafoam2190
@seafoam2190 4 жыл бұрын
h u h
@CatastrophicTV
@CatastrophicTV 4 жыл бұрын
SleepySeafoam why are you confused.
@thedjentleman4169
@thedjentleman4169 3 жыл бұрын
You had to.. you just had to...
@jacobmerchant1908
@jacobmerchant1908 5 жыл бұрын
They're both very awkward I love it
@urmumgay2314
@urmumgay2314 4 жыл бұрын
how tf ur name kanye west
@yannickmartens2041
@yannickmartens2041 4 жыл бұрын
@@urmumgay2314 His ma gave it to him, that's how
@urmumgay2314
@urmumgay2314 4 жыл бұрын
yannick martens ah understandable
@PHILeeOPE
@PHILeeOPE 4 жыл бұрын
“I didn’t get to enjoy the foods of our youth-“ “nor the vaccines of our youth” *my sides*
@theradioactiveplayer3461
@theradioactiveplayer3461 2 жыл бұрын
For anyone that didn't grow up in America, this is almost like a drug trip
@brogan801
@brogan801 4 жыл бұрын
She seems like the type kid who wouldve eaten chapstick
@ouii.andreax5308
@ouii.andreax5308 5 жыл бұрын
Is it bad that I genuinely enjoy some of these? Like Gushers can’t be that bad right?
@nicole9943
@nicole9943 5 жыл бұрын
Ouii. Andreax dude i JUST had gushers
@jackm4364
@jackm4364 5 жыл бұрын
Ouii. Andreax dude gushers are so good
@yonokashi
@yonokashi 5 жыл бұрын
Gushers are epic
@scrums4748
@scrums4748 5 жыл бұрын
I ate two boxes of gushers in one sitting, that probably wasn’t the healthiest thing I’ve done
@Draaaaaaaaa
@Draaaaaaaaa 5 жыл бұрын
Chicken in a biskit is a quality road trip food with classic easy cheese
@patric5371
@patric5371 4 жыл бұрын
Ted trust me a person that eats chapstick cannot be trusted R U N
@ClearlyCry
@ClearlyCry 4 жыл бұрын
MmMm. . .ThE WaXy TeXtUrE cOaTs mY mOuTh
@btrain213
@btrain213 4 жыл бұрын
Green apple IS my favorite
@ahpencran
@ahpencran 4 жыл бұрын
eh... I prefer glue sticks
@ClearlyCry
@ClearlyCry 4 жыл бұрын
@@ahpencran Of corpse of corpse!
@orang1921
@orang1921 3 жыл бұрын
These two entities are on a spectrum that exists for no one else but them
@deuceydee3506
@deuceydee3506 6 ай бұрын
He's Lawful Chaotic, and she's just Chaotic Chaotic
@Mattwerty
@Mattwerty 4 жыл бұрын
4:12 and that my son is how Scott Pilgrim was birthed into the world.
@curranzz
@curranzz 5 жыл бұрын
everything ted did/said between 6:25-6:45 was scary accurate
@CallMeCardboard
@CallMeCardboard 4 жыл бұрын
15 minutes of Ted being made uncomfortable by his female counterpart
@gambasfritasconcorbata5936
@gambasfritasconcorbata5936 3 жыл бұрын
And forcing her to eat yoghurt
@lillihoward1239
@lillihoward1239 3 жыл бұрын
The circle of life
@_Kuma_
@_Kuma_ Жыл бұрын
I can confirm that pizza lunchables are still good as an adult, but I miss the little red spatula stick they used to give to spread the sauce.
@abaddonarts1129
@abaddonarts1129 4 жыл бұрын
I am here to represent those who actually enjoy lunchables to this day. They're overpriced as hell, yeah, but it's a classic and I unironically enjoy them.
@YELLERHEAD
@YELLERHEAD 4 жыл бұрын
My college campus actually sells them. Represent
@ktorres9693
@ktorres9693 4 жыл бұрын
no
@LadyMoonNugz184
@LadyMoonNugz184 4 жыл бұрын
At least I heat them in the microwave! Tired of seeing people eating the pizza ones unheated...
@brendendene5179
@brendendene5179 4 жыл бұрын
As a college lad, I still get lunchables all the time. They're just like satisfying in a wierd way and its awesome
@MrMelon-ew4lu
@MrMelon-ew4lu 4 жыл бұрын
Laith Al-Fdeilat ok buddy
@esmeraldaflores7713
@esmeraldaflores7713 4 жыл бұрын
14:09 WHY DOES TED LOOK GENUINELY SCARED-
@douglaspage7408
@douglaspage7408 5 жыл бұрын
The only thing I could think of when watching this was a meme: "Is this some sort of American Joke that I am too European to understand"
@jonathansorg1713
@jonathansorg1713 3 жыл бұрын
“Why are you showing me your Twinkie?” - TedNivison, 2019
@emo6577
@emo6577 4 жыл бұрын
I swear Ted moves and speaks like an animated character. I love it
@bellap5556
@bellap5556 5 жыл бұрын
5:27 ted has DEFINITELY done coke
@stefaniewalker8042
@stefaniewalker8042 4 жыл бұрын
13:44 idk but i cant stop luaghing over the way he says this!
@darius8644
@darius8644 3 жыл бұрын
7:39 we discovered in 7th grade it stuck to the walls..... pure. chaos. for tow days kids were fliging ham and putting it on bathroom windows to rot
@quiteindeed6809
@quiteindeed6809 4 жыл бұрын
4:16 Sounds like it would be a real knee slapper.
@gogogorm
@gogogorm 4 жыл бұрын
Noooo plssss
@kietastrophie
@kietastrophie 5 жыл бұрын
"I think I almost got cancer!" 12:10 lmaoo
@vrmlnightingales5644
@vrmlnightingales5644 4 жыл бұрын
When she said “have you ever eaten ChapStik” me and his had the exact same reaction at the same time
@FruitADN
@FruitADN 3 жыл бұрын
5:07 is by far the funniest part of this video.
@cursed1257
@cursed1257 4 жыл бұрын
It’s been over a year and we still have gotten the fully produced song - She’s Got a G-Spot in Her Knee
@zachhodges8922
@zachhodges8922 4 жыл бұрын
6:35 ah yes, YoCrunch roulette
@charlie6658
@charlie6658 4 жыл бұрын
they’re friendship is so pure, this entire video made me very happy
@kimpartee1880
@kimpartee1880 4 жыл бұрын
1:40 editing is subtle but so good
@quinboi3461
@quinboi3461 5 жыл бұрын
6:49 all I could think of was ilmangos intro
@leoloera971
@leoloera971 5 жыл бұрын
Ted: friend, everyone: she is sister and girlfriend
@raddydaddy69
@raddydaddy69 4 жыл бұрын
Male youtubers don't have female friends, only sibling and gf, everybody knows this smh my tbh frfrfr
@oddyaya
@oddyaya 4 жыл бұрын
I always felt jealous about never having lunchables and seeing the other kids bragging about it, but I think it’s because my mom was the only parent the actually decided to try some it
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