We Created The Funniest Bumper Stickers...

[@max.4810]

how did you learn monkey teleport? thats like the hardest trick in the book

[@seanconk6808]

I hate my ex wife

[@alejandeez]

I hate my life

[@max.4810]

Lol

[@jackerickson4747]

This is pinned and it only has 3 comments

[@boy-tb9sr]

Cool

[@Guess0780]

“Honk if your horn is broken” “I found Jesus, he is in the trunk” and “ Armed Pit bull with AIDS on board” are three of my favorite

[@PikaJim]

...Lorax 😳

[@boop5636]

I like “I hate my ex wife” and “Repent or burn in hell” for some of my favorite

[@randomtinypotatocried]

I want the armed pit bull one

[@mustard_squirt]

I mean... I have a pit bull, and I need that bumper sticker.

[@therottingvision4766]

@@mustard_squirt does it have AIDS ?

[@ovvvven]

Ted is trying to camouflage with his couch. Schlatt is trying to camouflage with his wall. Charlie is trying to camouflage with himself.

[@m3b02]

@buck trungle Fore skincicle

[@Krowbatt]

@@m3b02 vore

[@gegggggg]

@@Krowbatt ore

[@thehumanpro2351]

@@gegggggg re

[@emy420]

@@thehumanpro2351 e

[@Rythefootman]

i like how schlatt explains the horse case the exact same way as he explained it to ludwig in his spy party video

[@josephkony3993]

( ´Д｀)=3

[@akish302]

He has the same tone as when he explained Rosemary Kennedy’s lobotomy to Quackity

[@celibel5686]

KZbin crashed the exact moment he mentioned the horse case

[@sunnyp6982]

o7

[@kei.13]

@@akish302 And when he explained the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Fire.

[@TheDiggity42]

I find it funny that Charlie refuses to google Mr Hands but then immediately decides it’s a fantastic idea to call 1-800-Eat-Shit

[@bingchilling3914]

I feel bad for the people recording phone calls at that sex line. Schlatts number was probably blocked in fear that he was trying to curse them.

[@korbinramirez5368]

Lol

[@CatalinRam]

8:02 with 11:32 lol and 12:44

[@mariegrace0426]

@@CatalinRam yeah

[@mariegrace0426]

i agree

[@TimBukTwo]

The worst part is I think someone was on the line on that last one. You can hear them laugh and say something about “Whore”. I could be wrong but it seems like it.

[@moth5656]

‘Surrender your baby’ stickers sounds like a great merch idea...

[@mustard_squirt]

I would buy ten of everything.

[@colton6629]

YES

[@shinymewmikyu6630]

I'm selling that

[@aeggsthetic2844]

reminds me of the baal-worshippers

[@itsismylife-jonbovi3305]

I saw this before this part came up and I was like "Hmm?"

[@dragonreader7068]

Schlatt: *yelling at the phone* Charlie: *freaking out* Ted: *laughing*

[@genericcoolusername7317]

Someone make this into a clip

[@obnxsdonky9394]

I too, watched the video

[@obnxsdonky9394]

@@millyhearts very good lol. So? I watched the video enough to see that this guy just quoted the video. That's all KZbin comments are is telling us what's in the video. Guess what? (we know, we watched the video!)

[@imgonnacum174]

Hotel?:🇹 🇷 🇮 🇻 🇦 🇬 🇴

[@redkoala86]

Hotel trivego

[@4Four_Studios]

8:19 For anyone wondering, this is ACTUALLY what happens when you dial that number. Tested it myself.

[@Bubble_Charlie]

WHY DID YOU TRY THAT?

[@4Four_Studios]

​@@Bubble_CharlieMy spirit animal is a cat, which means I'm naturally too curious for my own good.​

[@NodakRailfan]

You see, I forced my friend to call it with no context. Great fun

[@BarrenAcc]

I can attest, it is still operational.

[@4Four_Studios]

@@BarrenAcc My man!

[@mementomori1822]

I love how you can tell that Schlatt was just WAITING to let out that horse guy fact

[@ch401ic]

LITERALLY

[@ohoh8454]

Momento mori...

[@justapuffin7303]

Memento Mori

[@samwiccc]

momento mori

[@ramboy2814]

memonto mori

[@soulcottage5302]

the fact that charlie is petrified at schlatt screaming at the sex line while ted is just laughing is hilarious

[@music-books-films]

Hello Eda pfp

[@soulcottage5302]

@@music-books-films hello fellow owl house fan

[@k.4tyy]

Before I liked your comment it was at 666 likes, so iconic 😂

[@alexb2889]

Hachimitsu

[@ldw0696]

What's the number

[@bumblebee5337]

Schlatt calling the sex line and telling them to burn in hell was pure gold

[@mkrd]

how there is 1k likes and no comments

[@toast7922]

@Austin Young 3*

[@whoreforghost]

@@toast7922 4*

[@girlboss2527]

@@whoreforghost 5*

[@girlboss2527]

11:31 for anyone asking

[@ZaqZiemba]

Late to the game here but I’ve seen that “Honk Jesus If Jesus Honk” van. The best part is that he has those stickers on every other side of his car too, not just his bumper. And yes, that includes the front. The dude can barely see out of his Jesusmobile

[@cr0wwgutzz_.]

jesusman must go to the jesusmobile

[@captainbirch2.079]

He doesn't need to see, since Jesus took the wheel

[@_Average_Floridian]

​@@captainbirch2.079 and the windows

[@CassidyBrandt-hr1io]

Bro is the embodiment of Jesus

[@deeformed2475]

“I know a guy in heaven who was filled by a horse.” Now that’s what I like to call a smooth transition

[@joshbruning7808]

dont google mr hands

[@Blake_murray16]

Should have put that on a bumper sticker

[@alexgrubb1057]

NOW DRAW MR. HANDS HAVING A WHOLESOME GOOD LIFE WITH NO HORSES

[@Kuriboh1008]

@@alexgrubb1057 oobi

[@alexgrubb1057]

@@Kuriboh1008 ?

[@andrewwasher6945]

I love how Schlatt takes every opportunity he can to talk about Mr. Hands

[@rydermoses8141]

Tim and garret would be proud

[@normalguycraig]

And he explains it the same way every time

[@maggiearway2578]

My roommate knows about Mr. Hands and brought him up in conversation in a social for her sorority with another frat when they asked if anyone had any fun facts.

[@donaghwilson7715]

Well alot of people have that one thing they bring up whenever they can, such as the Kentucky cocaine bear

[@normalguycraig]

@@donaghwilson7715 the fucking what

[@hana8565]

explain how schlatt manages to bring up the mr hands thing so frequently its honestly impressive

[@siennamagee5403]

Your pfp brings back memories omg lmao

[@hana8565]

@@siennamagee5403 burdine my beloved

[@followthemoonsrules]

Funny Enumclaw (where I live) is now gonna be known as where the Mr Hands guy got killed

[@Lt_Tappy]

You know what else is impressive? The stallion associated with "Mr. Hands"

[@yungdumplingass5519]

@@followthemoonsrules wait you also live in enumclaw

[@truehexproof]

17:14 I love how Ted accidentally put the background layer on top of the actual image

[@jayebert4431]

No, the image legitimately used to be there! He had to get rid of it for community guidelines!

[@truehexproof]

@@jayebert4431 Ah

[@sophasaf]

@@jayebert4431it never was😭 i saw this vid like 5 min after it went up💀

[@M3ltedicicle]

@@jayebert4431 no he didnt he literally said it was an accident 😭

[@MamiedelaMama]

Schaltt: *religious screaming* Charlie:*fucking terrified* Ted:*laughing his ass off*

[@TheGardiner]

Schlatt: 😡 ✝️ Charlie: 😱 Ted: 😂

[@stupidfuxkingnonamophobe]

11:33

[@ZZ3_43]

REPENT

[@ZZ3_43]

NOW

[@jadynshannon7677]

bruh the pope just re incarnated within him hehe

[@warriorgirl2x]

Wait do other families not do the whole “swerve really fast to scare/wake you up while driving” like Charlie said? I thought everybody did that lmao

[@completlynormalhypernova666]

My family did that and slam on the brakes

[@userKleos]

Are you guys okay?? Who hurt you two??

[@Abby-if1yi]

yeah what- I thought that was completely normal until now

[@spidermikejr]

Nah, we just got brake-checked.

[@toonerdyy669]

Bro I do that to my friends lmao it’s fun

[@Lucy-do3ft]

“Hey schlatt I hear your a very religious man. Is that true?” “Ey ya know I'm smellin my mustache”

[@roadtrippin1753]

Couldn’t find it in the vid, timestamp?

[@roshanefrazier4586]

@@roadtrippin1753 3:31 :)

[@Eymologymentality]

_Fragrance_

[@lillianward2810]

That line sticks in my brain.

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

​@@lillianward2810 its just such a non answer that it brings me joy

[@NeonSolo]

The "lumber and metal scrap" joke always gets me, cause that's ALL we used our pickup for. Which we had for like 6 years.

[@Pomeranc470]

Rare case of someone using a pick up as intended.

[@kingofwhatever1544]

5:00 I love the unbridled rage that went through Charlie when he realized it was the stick figures

[@williamkaplan1430]

First time I’ve ever seen him that angry

[@overripeschnitzel]

"I FUCKING KNEW IIIIITTTTTTTTT"

[@bellaNwonderlnd]

Made ur like count 420 😂

[@kingofwhatever1544]

@@bellaNwonderlnd thank you ✨😌

[@lillianward2810]

There’s something deeply annoying about those that I can’t articulate.

[@dan__.]

As a British person I like the sound of driving frantically with a picture of the queen on my window

[@m.arnold9145]

Sounds good

[@kaboomkp]

British “person”

[@dan__.]

@@ralsei985 I might be the only person in this fuckin country that can pronounce water and Tuesday correctly

[@MrSkerpentine]

The passenger’s side window is just replaced with a legit stained glass window of Princess Dianne

[@kanerva123]

Thanks Obese guy

[@whos.r0byn]

I literally saw a sticker that was on a truck with a truck chasing a stick family saying ‘RUN YOU STICK BASTARDS!’. It was glorious.

[@kittyplayz1480]

I saw a dnd one with a Dragon breathing fire at the stick figures that read “your stick figure family rolled a critfail”

[@leanin7.3l24]

I have one that is a snowmobile doing a wheelie but instead says "run you stick pricks" as it looks to almost hit them

[@chrishansen2409]

I hope you didn’t steal my comment and this was a real experience of yours

[@kittyplayz1480]

@@chrishansen2409 given the variety we’ve seen, it’s likely

[@whos.r0byn]

@@chrishansen2409 nah I don’t steal comments. I haven’t reached that low yet

[@justkate_tm]

one time I saw a bumper sticker that was just a basic black font on a yellow background that said "honk if you enjoy the 1999 cinematic masterpiece The mummy starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz"

[@downrightgriffin4014]

There's an online shop that sells these alongside various other oddly specific movies with applicable actors

[@xnotasweatx]

Why would you lie about such a stupid thing on the internet

[@flameyay5207]

​@@xnotasweatx Google it. It's a real thing

[@downrightgriffin4014]

@@xnotasweatx nah I've actually seen that sold online, so it definitely exists at least lol

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

you did honk, right?

[@bonnie6624]

“Don’t Google Mr Hands” would be a great bumper sticker.

[@princeCustos324]

PFFT "Jesus take the wheel"

[@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413]

Tubgirl goatsee 2girls 1cup kekma 1man 1jar mr hands blue waffles Things you shouldnt google

[@Llamasomenumbers]

And shaved bears. Don’t google shaved bears!

[@crusader2718]

@@Llamasomenumbers I haven't seen that one

[@Llamasomenumbers]

@@crusader2718 I’ve only heard about it from a podcast, just from the name I can imagine all sorts of horrible things

[@fabuloussimon]

schlatt's heavy breathing and intensity in that first minute was surprisingly unholy

[@unjustfool12]

that was in no way surprising

[@cristalr1613]

@qasqer1004 😳😧

[@pissapocalypse]

Yo I thought he was doin sumthin

[@vadonnix]

@qasqer1004 AYO??

[@azumarillstanton]

When schlatt said "I know someone in heaven that was filled by a horse" I knew EXACTLY where he was going.

[@bananasinfrench]

I've watched enough Roughhouse to know where that was going

[@MyoticTesseract]

i just yelled “NOT AGAIN” as soon as i realized

[@Abby-if1yi]

HE HAS TALKED ABOUT IT SM IM CONCERNED-

[@kikib7455]

SAME LMAO

[@kevhartman9103]

Yup...

[@RobbyBoi_7]

(11:33) This cracked me up every time I heard it. It's like Schlatt awoke his inner demons just to say that line very aggressively. But still somehow in a very hilarious way. XD

[@Infinity_Gamer10]

“No Airbags, We Die Like Real Men”, is something I’d expect from someone living in Maryland.

[@f1zz-k1d89]

the east coast is just like that

[@arikedokitututafu8569]

@1993 Toyota Paseo another maryland native here, this is very true

[@Pharry_]

As a marylander... I mean yeah pretty much.

[@connormead3290]

Yea we kinda just full send every aspect of life

[@_finn7312]

from someone who lives in maryland, it probably exists here

[@aster5600]

worst thing I've seen was "LEARNING TO DRIVE" taped to the back window so big that it blocked their line of sight so they almost crashed into my mom

[@audreyli_creations]

this has to be the stupidest thing i’ve seen in a while

[@aster5600]

@@audreyli_creations me and my mom were literally laughing so hard but they were driving so slow and I felt bad

[@thisissarKAZm]

Yeah to prevent this in my area they have the student driver cars painted/ printed with the writing on it so they can see fine.

[@idiotonline8787]

“Are they blue gun or pink gun?” The most American sentence ever said

[@jeffersonschairr2499]

Sounds like the name of a proud American yt channel, like, “ARE THEY BLUE GUN??!! OR PINK GUN!?!?! (GONE WRONG)” then the thumbnail is is like way to saturated and everyone has a shocked face, as you can tell, at some point in my life I watched those videos, it was a dark time

[@goredCadaver]

then theres the fabled third gun, purple gun.

[@elijahaitaok8624]

I’d move to the US just for that kind of gender reveal party

[@a_businessman]

@@goredCadaver nerf gun

[@littlemissbubble1571]

@@elijahaitaok8624 united states person here: no

[@HungerGamesFan00]

theory: the 'gatorade should be thicker' is specifically meant to get people to stop tailing so close

[@HungerGamesFan00]

also the hellen keller one is likely just to get people to not honk or something

[@sp1n3less]

i’m convinced schlatt just has a google doc of really specific cases for situations like these

[@gyrgamer8936]

69 likes

[@YanosProductions]

GyrGamer haha funne number

[@taeminsnumber1fan]

@@gyrgamer8936 funny number

[@Willowsmother]

@@taeminsnumber1fan funny number

[@citrusacid7214]

@@YanosProductions funny number

[@akuma4321]

the _moment_ schlatt mentioned a man who was "filled by a horse" i knew what he was talking about and it filled me with dread

[@theasexualidiot4803]

Like how he was filled by the horse?

[@isaacisalive]

I know a guy that got filled once. He loved horses.

[@winterbloom5313]

Same bruh

[@muscle_museum1]

Wikipedia unusual articles is a dangerous place

[@piercemccauley7079]

Well at least you weren’t filled by a horse

[@scottcrow]

Fun fact: The queen of England is not in Buckingham Palace right now but is rather in castle Windsor where she is quarintining herself.

[@aleak9602]

Time to get the window stickers out then

[@fruit2540]

Thank you Sir, now I will invade the correct place

[@grant5383]

i didnt watch the part in the video before hand and this was so funny with no context

[@doebuck]

@@grant5383 SAME LMAO

[@zedaddy3530]

Thanks

[@PsychoSausage77]

7:35 the way "Schlatt" says bumper sticker here is so iconic, those 2 words will just randomly pop into my head in that exact tone of voice constantly, please make it stop

[@f1zz-k1d89]

bump,er *S* Ticker

[@surftailwarrior3130]

“Gatorade should be thicker” sounds like a tumblr text post and I don’t know how to feel about that

[@carcinoVantas]

As an avid Tumblr user I can confirm

[@justanothercommenter7306]

I’m convinced that it is from Tumblr.

[@TheBonePirate]

oh yeah most definitely

[@THATRANDOMDUDE99999]

tumblr

[@fred_______]

Yeah there’s about a 0.000001% chance it came from anywhere else lmao

[@kesner8142]

is no one gonna talk about how the woman on the phone was laughing at schlatt screaming at her the first time

[@cxtcutsml706]

I’m pretty sure that was his mom.

[@AppleSauce522]

I laughed so hard when i realized she wasnt a bot

[@elementalcardboard]

@@AppleSauce522 no it is, I called the number she has a recorded laugh after “ready for some candilizing fun” or smthn like that, still, I think it’s more absurd that the number is real

[@ltolliver]

I love the implication that Schlatt is convinced Mr Hands ended up in heaven

[@breadg1818]

Who do you think you pray to?

[@Modsu]

Mr Hands was the name of the horse, so yes actually

[@noisyash4234]

@@Modsu Mr hands was the guy

[@seignee]

​@@Modsuwhy would they call a horse "Mister" it doesn't even have hands

[@limesandlemons1367]

@@seignee Actually the man's name is Mr. Hands' Monster

[@BlindingShad0w]

Jschlatt is my favorite. I hope he doesn't die

[@royalblanket]

I hope he doesn't get filled by a horse

[@hamburger7243]

@@royalblanket stop

[@SadieSorceress]

@@hamburger7243 I'll fill you with no horse and no grease

[@chadthegiga6235]

@@hamburger7243 I hope you don't get filled by a horse either.

[@silasthedoofice3380]

@@royalblanketya I really hope he doesn’t go to unimclaw Washington and get himself filled by a horse

[@chuddhisattva]

7:57 i like how charlie quickly starts having a melt down at the mere mention of the mr hands incident

[@Kuriboh1008]

BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN

[@furiousstudios4438]

@@Kuriboh1008 (Listen) BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN

[@Kuriboh1008]

@@furiousstudios4438 BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN

[@fern7550]

@@Kuriboh1008 SHINY JUSTICE

[@amaracaroline9482]

I would wanna sing the rest, but I don’t know the english lyrics :(((

[@pcgamercrab5596]

“Surrender your child” has the same energy as “Yeet the child”

[@jacquespaught]

Yeet the child = Chaotic Evil Surrender the child = Lawful Evil

[@huskylover8167]

Yeetus the fetus

[@ramanavr2344]

Fetus deletus

[@theidiotzplay]

Also known as definistration

[@kavaler1471]

@@ramanavr2344 why does google translate that to offspring

[@freddieowen8831]

As a British person i can confirm we don’t have bumper stickers, the space has to be, by law, taken up by images of the Queen

[@therealjesterguys]

I also can confirm as a British person

[@yourmom-sb8vd]

Can back this up.

[@Grantico_]

Yep I’m British can clarify

[@E_scape_goat]

fun fact: during years of revolution and protest in Ireland, Irish spies used images of the royal family and plastered them on their cars to blend in with British and smuggle info. Trust me I was there.

[@sergiogallardo1374]

more like king hahaha

[@starz4dayz1]

"your friends are never gonna come to you to carry their... lumber???? anymore???? D:" is way funnier than it should be

[@badgamer_1272]

Random number: “Heyy there ba-“ Jesus H Schlatt: “REPENT IN HEEEEEELLLLLLL”

[@AlexAintReal]

Or

[@badgamer_1272]

@@AlexAintReal or what?

[@badgamer_1272]

@@AlexAintReal wait nvm i realized what you ment

[@AlexAintReal]

@@badgamer_1272 I just type stuff

[@Fawnfreckle]

What's the number?

[@josephkony3993]

that "Honk if Helen Keller is a fraud" sticker isn't something niche. My sister genuinely believes that Helen Keller wasn't real. It's a thing nowadays

[@meow92005]

'helen keller wasnt real' well.. she still existed even if her achievements werent

[@kuntamosby4669]

So does my little brother

[@adamcummings20]

I have no idea who Helen Keller is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask

[@aparxiiatari8479]

@@adamcummings20 She was a child who became blind due to a sickness as a baby. So her parents called a teacher Annie Sullivan (I think it's Sullivan) who would teach Helen how to do proper table manners, easy functions like getting dressed and most importantly language. Helen caught on and eventually became very popular because she ended up learning sign language and how to spell around 16 I think. That was a pretty big accomplishment around that time

[@aparxiiatari8479]

@@adamcummings20 Blind and deaf

[@KaiWasntHere]

charlie wearing a shirt that is almost his exact skin color will never not bother me

[@charlie7880]

fuck i never notice but i never think its weird

[@mckennaisaperson4058]

and Ted’s shirt matches the background

[@ravencarino6115]

It's the same awkward feeling as seeing Dutch Van der Linde in the tan shirt in rdr1

[@draumatulkur9731]

@@ravencarino6115 this was my exact thought as well

[@spongebobsquarepant5543]

you assume that’s a shirt

[@gr6e]

2:44 Charlie has it exactly right here. I own a pickup truck and I literally only use it to move lumber and scrap metal. I should get truck nuts.

[@shpellabella]

17:15 that is a good bumper sticker

[@TedNivison]

SHIT. Listen I was running on 4 hours of sleep give me a break - you can see parts of it later on lol

[@schmerpy2079]

@@TedNivison deez nuts 21

[@notyouraveragenat]

@@TedNivison dude what do you mean that’s the best bumper sticker i’ve ever seen

[@vanillaicecreamcheesefries]

How beautiful

[@monstergamers653]

I don’t see shit

[@joshyip3437]

Fuck the algorithm I had to claw my way to this gem

[@TedNivison]

Truly

[@alex-p5]

My wife

[@bawicz0]

My wife and Jamal Tyrone Williams

[@shxrpay.]

My wife and Jamal Tyrone Williams and Mr. Hands

[@trash3741]

My wife Jamal Tyrone Williams mr hands and me

[@Nermadethis]

I legitimately saw a stick figure car family that only consisted of a mother and child, accompanied by a sticker that said something akin to "My daddy died fighting for our country" 😬

[@Uranium----...---23592]

That's a 😬 moment

[@ddl3718]

Lol

[@aussieginger8597]

Nah, someone just peeled his sticker off and he disapeared

[@dogf421]

rip bozo

[@livesinasmallzoo2588]

😬

[@Gift2225]

1:36 I love how my dad actually did this.

[@uncomfortablekid8872]

can't believe schlatt and ted's parents never swerved the car to wake them up

[@nibblrofankles4051]

They would be the parent to do that

[@harrypootis9519]

Why would they do that….. crash the car instead

[@underpressurepromking8079]

oh my god ikr

[@inksansbutangsty7984]

My dad does that I didn’t know that it wasn’t normal

[@harrypootis9519]

@@inksansbutangsty7984 your dad is a professional in getting into an accident

[@lurosie5813]

I’m now 97% convinced that Schlatt was a theatre kid

[@hrrrnghmoss2116]

now that I think about it it would really make sense tbh

[@buzzsburner.8286]

Marching band gang

[@buzzsburner.8286]

I'm in theatre kid therapy

[@jhelp_the_fig]

@@buzzsburner.8286 he probably played tuba or did percussion.

[@musicalnerd1024]

@@jhelp_the_fig I’m betting saxophone

[@charlie9619]

i saw a bumper sticker a few months ago that said "Caution: 20 clowns may exit vehicle at any time." and i considered stealing the car just for the sticker

[@charlie9619]

important other note: it was lime green and in comic sans

[@theasexualidiot4803]

@@charlie9619 *when you try to break in the car the second the glass breaks a flood of clowns floods out of the car and beat you to death.*

[@WarriorMiller-zk2lu]

I need this and I don't even have a car yet

[@YourLocalNo0ne]

all it's missing is the family bumper stickers but it's like 50 and they all have red noses

[@YourLocalNo0ne]

and it's ALL just the same one, no child, no dog, just the one dude 50 times

[@Ikindaenjoytrains]

To answer Slimecicle’s questions about trucks, you just basically put anything that needs carrying into the truckbed and then hope it doesn’t tumble onto I-35 while you try to obscure your license plate from the police car in the lane next to you. Hope I could help!

[@tired_axolotl9991]

I've seen a "powered by bitchdust" bumper sticker but make it 5x bigger. I then proceeded to laugh my ass off. I saw it plastered on the back of a car in a dollar store parking lot.

[@nathanp131]

I saw one at a children’s museum parking lot.

[@boywonder915]

i saw one in a school's pick up line

[@spiderflame04]

Had a neighbor that had it on her truck before she got whipped by CPS and kicked outta the motel. They’re still trying to fix the room.

[@Mysteryincsys]

@@boywonder915 I saw one in the drop off line and the kid is always watching Peter Pan in the car

[@boywonder915]

@@Mysteryincsys cool cool

[@mayochupenjoyer]

they make some shit called “thick-it.” it’s thicker water. you can add the powder to your gatorade. or you could, just, y’know, use canned corn

[@unusannusarchive6574]

Momento Mori

[@emmasullivan2274]

@@unusannusarchive6574 if you wanna thick-it, then you thick-it

[@user-jp7ke9wt3m]

unus annsus

[@JrzyDvl-ri4zo]

I think slimesickle would like using canned corn

[@alixstar11]

literally misread gatorade as grenade

[@keniacruz7645]

Charlies shirt is so similar to his skin color that everytime they switch cameras he looks shirtless

[@kirbobirbo0446]

where is that creature in your pfp from it looks very familiar

[@ShakedownDreams]

@@kirbobirbo0446 that's our lord and savior Bibble and you will respect him

[@keniacruz7645]

@@kirbobirbo0446 Its from the barbie movie lmao his name is bibble

[@kirbobirbo0446]

@@keniacruz7645 bro that just sent me back

[@The_Spectacular_Spider-Brock]

I wish Charlie was shirtless

[@TheBodyEuphoric]

11:47 the best part of the 'REPENT' clip is how you can faintly hear the lady start giggling.

[@Pomeranc470]

It's such an obvious bot. How is there so many idiots in the comments?

[@TheBodyEuphoric]

@@Pomeranc470 no joy allowed, huh. literally 1849

[@Pomeranc470]

@@TheBodyEuphoric Did you mean 1984 or something? That phone line is obviously prerecorded and idk how stupid do you have to be to not realise.

[@TheBodyEuphoric]

@@Pomeranc470 number one: yes, saying 1894 instead of 1984 is the joke. number two: can't people have fun? can't there be joy in this world? be whimsical for once. you might like it

[@Pomeranc470]

@@TheBodyEuphoric what joy?

[@Sxlmate]

I was zoned out and then all of a sudden I snap back to reality with “REPENT OR BURN IN HELL!!!”

[@pcgamercrab5596]

@@femboyeggy8947 what

[@markusruizthegodofallsupre286]

@@femboyeggy8947 what

[@femboyeggy8947]

@@pcgamercrab5596 what

[@Cooltigerrrr09]

Knees weak, arms are heavy, vomit on his sweater all ready moms spaghetti ( forget this line) opp Snap back to reality oop there goes gravity, oop there goes gravity

[@mobi4482]

@@pcgamercrab5596 OOP THERE GOES GRAVITY

[@snoviisnow]

Im starting to actually believe that Charlie's last name is "slimecicle"

[@mars6855]

it is. don’t be fooled

[@idolizationist]

It is, why would you have to be convinced?

[@mintrydoesstuff9221]

it’s actually dalgleish but i wouldn’t be surprised if he legally changed it

[@MrSimpleton]

@@mintrydoesstuff9221 This feels like illegal information

[@TZ_]

Wdym starting to believe?

[@LianFenn5891]

I feel like schlatt is the type of person that just randomly googles shit. This is how im justifying how he knew about Mr. Hands...

[@skyriver9525]

I randomly google shit as well. Never got THAT. Yet.

[@Sammy-jj9oy]

My bus friend group was talking about horse fucking (dont question it I'm the only girl) so my being that person bring up Mr.Hands lmfao

[@taqqle]

no shit

[@Miya_Leviathan]

He was there.

[@LianFenn5891]

@@Miya_Leviathan true

[@myztryx]

5:08 I actually ended up behind a vehicle that had these stickers, but one of the stick figures were pulled off so I guess they died

[@hana8565]

when they all went silent after charlie said about the swervy thing that his dad used to do made me realise that that was not an ok occurance

[@robyyyne]

My dad would do it too but i just assumed slime's parents did it on small unoccupied roads like my dad did lol

[@hana8565]

@@robyyyne motorways were my dads method of choice so thats fun 😍😍😍

[@robyyyne]

@@hana8565 Oh god

[@completlynormalhypernova666]

My parents slammed on brakes instead

[@lucymorgan526]

Mine did too 😭

[@owoofmybones5090]

The smug grin on Schlatt's face after bringing up that horse case is so chaotic.

[@almondtofuchan3157]

“No Airbags, We Die Like Real Men.” Fellas is it gay to survive a car crash?

[@justa12packofrccola81]

Yes

[@almondtofuchan3157]

you heard it here first folks! not dying is officially gay!

[@fale1417]

Yes, it absolutely is!!!

[@thecountysfinest]

only if your wearing a seatbelt and don't have a gun on you

[@hrianboyer928]

Who you gotta live for? A man?

[@CrazyDude5]

11:47 LMAO THE PHONE LADY EVEN BROKE CHARACTER IF YOOU NOTICE

[@SeriouslyWereJoking]

That made me tear up a bit

[@oofpls]

I'm trying to figure what she said

[@andrewgleason3323]

It’s automated message, I don’t think it can break character

[@SomeRandoArtist]

@@andrewgleason3323 well I don’t remember hearing her giggle in her message and she even said wore through her laugh so I really don’t know maybe she just sounds very similar to when she says it the first time

[@cyndrift]

the voice recognition definitely recognized he said "wh*re" and had an automated response, because she appears to say it as well.

[@WytheA]

I love how Charlie's reaction to calling that number and hearing what it said was "NO NO NO NO" and Schlatt's was "yes."

[@Hellwaterva]

charlie was panicked, schlatt was entranced

[@thutchins08]

I actually saw the gatorade should be thicker bumper sticker in a culver's parking lot. It was so much more confusing in person

[@lavgemini8544]

Oh no, of course it's a midwestern person

[@thutchins08]

@@lavgemini8544 wait hold on are you trying to tell me that Culvers ISN'T all over the world???

[@lavgemini8544]

@@thutchins08 THEY DON'T HAVE EVEN ONE IN NEVADA, CALIFORNIA, OREGON, WASHINGTON, MONTANA, NEW MEXICO, OKLAHOMA, LOUISIANA, ALABAMA, VIRGINIA, WEST VIRGINIA, MAINE, PENNSYLVANIA, NEW YORK, VERMONT, MARYLAND, NEW JERSEY, RHODE ISLAND, CONNECTICUT, OR NEW HAMTURE! IT SUCKS!!!!

[@thutchins08]

@@lavgemini8544 officially adding those states to my "do not move here" list.

[@you_got]

i almost cried seeing this 😭 i need that sticker

[@gandalf_thegrey]

7:30 Because its a tale as old as the internet.

[@yeetimusprime3965]

as a professed straight girl who is 16 years old, i would a hundred percent use the “i hate my ex wife one”

[@jackvosnich2767]

That sticker is the physical embodiment of everything that America stands for

[@goddamnitfrank5333]

As a 17 year old gay dude, I too would 100% use that

[@fbiagent5616]

Same lol

[@huskylover8167]

Same at 15

[@huskylover8167]

@Ghosty Toasty thats all i want. Normalize people still being friends with their exes

[@allianime2315]

Don't worry, Charlie Slimecicle, we share the same trauma from the classic dad swerving

[@dripaliousbatman]

I share it too

[@NerdyCannon]

I do as well

[@willowacehood]

Same

[@LightningBea]

Same, but my brother did it in the middle of my hometown and such, along with my dad

[@breadonatuesday9520]

As do I

[@capnconnor5631]

I feeo like im going to chuckle at this while eating a sandwich

[@mars6855]

i will laugh consuming a panini

[@velle.violet]

and eating assorted vegetables

[@maddox3499]

@@velle.violet we don’t acknowledge that

[@astronb6350]

Idk why but same man

[@williamscherle5128]

No way I’m actually doing that

[@PuppetBoy.]

5:43 I learned recently that bumper stickers like this aren't made to express opinions, but to belittle people who are honking at you. It's basically saying "If you're honking at me it's because of this, not because you're mad at me, and now you look silly/stupid/rude." Which... seems kinda obvious in hindsight? I'm surprised I never figured that out on my own.

[@weirdroadkill]

Charlie: “did your parents ever do that thing where they go wOaH with the wheel to scare you?” Ted and Schlatt: “no????” Me: hang on is this not a normal occurrence?????

[@wirepirate343]

Nah Ted and Shlatt are the wierd ones.

[@James.D.B.]

I mean, it's never happened to me...

[@flowerflies4567]

its not normal???????😃❓❓

[@creeperhunterD]

Im confused. Your parents swerved on the road to "scare" you? Tf???

[@leila6735]

@@creeperhunterD is it really not normal? Like I swear everyone's parents would randomly spin the wheel about???? Am I ok??!?

[@Dr.Sunshine_MD]

“ OH dude, you know what, Gatorade should be *thicker*” “you want some, um, roofies?” “THAT’S NOT GOOD”

[@imatcpell1987]

Pppppft

[@thewatcher9237]

@@imatcpell1987 so like why is there an odd number of wet noodles?

[@CJ-sp6lh]

@@thewatcher9237 because if it were 18 wet noodles it would get too crowded innit

[@thewatcher9237]

@@CJ-sp6lh you’ve got a good point

[@b.ck.t.t]

@@thewatcher9237 Nice

[@billythorpinson4012]

10:58 good thing Schlatt was made aware of this strat so he could carry out his task successfully

[@stebex5052]

Charlie was an inside agent in the royal palace and he left the chuckle sandwich podcast so he didnt look sus

[@TheOnlyCaprisun]

Ted was in on it too!

[@ndrzst24]

I love how Ted looks the same now as he did in this 3 year old video whereas Schlatt has more luscious chops now and Charlie gave up his glasses addiction.

[@riley659]

Charlie sounded so fucking defeated when he said about not knowing what trucks are for and honestly, same as a British person

[@sltrskid]

as an american, same. what the fuck are trucks for?

[@mediocresizedmac7675]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAAHAAHAHAH YOURE BRITISH

[@behelevator1279]

@@sltrskid transportation of stuff you don't want/can't fit in your interior

[@gumiguy]

lawnmowers and shit

[@thedyingmeme6]

Trucks are for . . . . Well shit my family has nearly always had a truck but i dunno what theyre for lmao

[@ADUHKIDFLASH]

Slime’s reaction noise to “Hey there hot stuff~” is so good, it’s just fuckin’ “DUUOAAH” Edit: 8:09 Someone asked for a timestamp and I shall provide

[@jjd3hner544]

That is a primal fear

[@tochterdernacht8319]

@@jjd3hner544 Y E S

[@drownedzephyr]

Can I get a timestamp?

[@ADUHKIDFLASH]

@@drownedzephyr Yep

[@froggzbee1076]

His face made me die of laughter again.

[@Chaz10101]

my dad still does the “classical slimecicle family wake up call”

[@muffycat]

Yeah I thought it was a common thing for dads to do, but I guess not O_O

[@kat_rebrand]

My dad does it all the time lmao

[@mmac7123]

When I got my learners, I made sure to do it back to him. I’m sure that scared the shit out of him 10x more than when he did it to me

[@generalgreivous2884]

@@muffycat same lol

[@sunsetdragonsunsetdragon5624]

Same man

[@prashidash]

7:11 "how did you know about this?" isn't it obvious? schlatt was the horse

[@Joebidenprodutions]

Vaush be like

[@Hexagonal_record]

But hey! That's just a theory! A Mr. Hands theory!

[@sleepingdragons57]

Hold on, people's dad's didn't randomly swerve the car to scare the kids? My dad did that all the time growing up

[@swaaws69]

@@erincurrie1560 what the fuck does that mean?

[@siennamagee5403]

Yeah same lmao

[@daisyjoy242]

One time when I was in the car it went side at back on the rolled about

[@clanofclams2720]

@@erincurrie1560 that's what swerving is

[@internets0up]

That would be something my dad would do if he got his drivers license-

[@fantasize5526]

11:30 12:39 just a timestamp for me move along

[@eksdi3806]

Proud to be the 100th like of this comment

[@randommonke4872]

Bruh moment

[@stinkylex1593]

last week the car in front of me had a bumper sticker that said "sorry i didn't go to church today i'm too busy practicing witch craft and becoming a lesbian" very relatable.

[@graaaaaaaaaaaaaaace]

omg i have the same exact phrase as a pin

[@happythedog11]

I need the link, i can’t even drink yet I just need it

[@RamiRammy]

This sounds like something my sister would have on her car

[@Drt23]

Can’t like. It is at 666

[@mothkeytv]

That's a whole mood

[@bobsorvagana7326]

I'm going on a ted binge at 2 am and lemme say this guy is kinda funny

[@kderoeven]

Ted: schlatt are you a christian man? Schlatt: im smellin my moustache.

[@draxbrady1535]

As all Christians do AMEN BROTHER

[@mrmr_zoomie]

@Leanne Webber he’s Ned Flanders but would be the aggressor

[@poggers217]

Just Vibin

[@keegansutton982]

Those that have those family stick figure ones are 100% divorced now

[@kkaiser.8521]

my neighbors car had those and this year they got divorced...

[@pineapples_cant_draw]

My neighbors also had the stick figures and the parents were divorced-

[@keegansutton982]

@@pineapples_cant_draw and my point stands

[@bluebourg9384]

My aunt had those stickers and...... Yep she's getting a divorce soon

[@SupeRLA2711]

Why do you think they live alone now?

[@izzymarie8987]

Me and my sister saw a bumper sticker that just said “honk if you” and we just lost it idk why but it absolutely killed us Edit: man all these replies make me

[@quantumblauthor7300]

When you h

[@stickypoopoo8982]

Me when the

[@octangulaa]

This is me when

[@spookysplash]

Yo, if you're a

[@dio1803]

when y

[@verylostdoommarauder]

6:18 The problem with doing that is that pop culture has made people automatically assume that if a baby shows up at their doorstep, the baby is either magic or destined to do something important.

[@PotatoGod2electricboogaloo]

Sonic underground

[@bwaindead5539]

I have a friend who describes being non-binary as “drinking the gender fluid” and I think that would be a great bumper sticker

[@yourfriendmars8772]

They are a genius

[@chaoticgoodcreations947]

How does one acquire gender fluid? Do I have to harvest and squeeze a few genders to get the fluid?

[@juliab1954]

CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG

[@zentinelz]

*sweats in gender-fluid*

[@chairleg9796]

@@chaoticgoodcreations947 yes, take the gender from ranboo he has too much we require the gender for the gender fluid

[@Cup1d_ow]

My dad didnt start swerving the car when i fell asleep but he would slam on the breaks and i would slam into the seat infront of me and then he'd go "are you up?"

[@Abby-if1yi]

y e s same

[@mia-ci3fh]

same

[@beeurger]

@@someguy9496 I Care

[@beeurger]

@@someguy9496 No I actually really do

[@beeurger]

@@someguy9496 Yeah I do me and abby go way back

[@jackferguson1048]

i like to imagine charlie's last name actually is just slimecicle instead of being funny joke

[@microgaming9209]

I found out his last name and it’s cool/confusing It’s ‘Dalgleish’ if you’re curious

[@linux_fox]

I wonder if he's accidentally introduced himself as Charlie Slimecicle instead of his real name

[@jimmyjohnjohnson9803]

Charlie tiger balls slimecicle would be his full name

[@evankinsler4569]

A sticker that looks like a modern Google search bar with “Mr. Hands” typed in.

[@smugbowkid9919]

The phone call was definitely unexpected, but not unappreciated... Also Charlie’s shirt is literally melding with his skin.

[@dampierre99]

All....... all of their shirts..... all of their shirts match with their corresponding rooms

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Charlie's shirt is flesh

[@sleepyclowns]

@@quantumblauthor7300 his own*

[@jeffersonschairr2499]

@@sleepyclowns stop this.

[@gus.-.thecocotree7776]

@@sleepyclowns yes

[@sleepyclowns]

@@jeffersonschairr2499 what? you can't handle the fact that your beloved charlie slimecicle wears his own skinned flesh as clothes? you absolute hooligan, you bafoon. momento mori

[@stellarino2334]

At this point Charlie’s birth certificate probably says “Charlie Slimecicle”

[@anjnaa.011]

3:42 charlie getting jumpscared by Jesus