Tennings & Cole Watch 'Animal Soccer World'

In what I'm hoping will be my final foray into Phoenix Games. I give you the motherload, Animal Soccer World. It's been terrible. Absolutely terrible.
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As always, it's just a piece of shit "movie" that Phoenix Games cobbled together with whatever assets they had leftover from their OTHER abortions they call animations.
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That's it for now :) Tank ya kindly!
Happy Christmas!

[@mariosonicfan2010]

I think I understand why Tennings needs to take so long breaks between videos. He's destroying his soul watching these, and needs to recover. with lots and lots of booze.

[@patronsaintofprocrastination]

"You need lips to play a saxophone" may just be the most epic statement of the year. I tip my hat to Cole. XD

[@josephchambers2000]

That cat also needs thumbs for the violin. My cat has been trying for ages and I said to her "love, ya ain't got the thumbs for it."

[@Jeff-ok6dr]

@@josephchambers2000 the sad life of pets

[@kingdolani]

The voice acting sounds like it was all done by one guy who was suffering a fatal stroke.

[@victorhernandez8723]

+PDolan Seriously, was that Tommy Wiseau providing all the voices of the characters?

[@timafterdark3759]

+Victor Hernandez I wish it was Wiseau than whoever was "voice acting"

[@mihaelkYeah]

PDolan Or stoned, or seriously sleep deprived.

[@techattack6803]

It's all done by the same Dutch guy. Half of the voice acting is in Dutch, because this guy barely speaks any English. Animal Soccer World is undoubtebly the biggest disgrace in the history of our country.

[@EssexAggiegrad2011]

@@techattack6803 I think it's German

[@ninatte9525]

Cole: ROFL Tennings: Regrets life

[@DorianCairne]

+Aztekkowy I get the sense that that's just Tennings' attitude to most things, heh.

[@josephchambers2000]

Me and my friend are exactly like this when we watch bad horror. films, my friend is laughing one. I am the end it all now one.

[@fuegosonic93]

I lost my shit at the duck going "UUU-EEE-UUUU-EEEEE-UUU-EEEE"

[@warlordofvideogameglitches]

It's the noise when someone steps on a lego piece barefooted

[@thientuongnguyen2564]

@@warlordofvideogameglitches Nah it's what ducks make when someone dials emergency services.

[@CrispyJams]

Rumor has it "Animal Soccer World 2" will be set in the fiery pits of hell

[@nejdalej]

And the first one isn't?

[@kingdolani]

The voice acting sounds like it was all done by one guy, and he was seconds away from pulling the trigger on the gun in his mouth.

[@SimGunther]

Even when you know what's coming, you're still in utter shock by how little effort is put into this "game". XD

[@CarozQH]

Did they *seriously* put the Dutch audio track over the original German audio track in the "ENGLISH" dub at 6:20 ?!?!

[@RabidLeroy]

CarozQH they did.

[@khfan4life365]

They did because they were lazy, broke fucks.

[@MyMintBerryCrunch]

These games are kind of disturbing because I can't imagine a sane normal human being making them, what creature made these ?

[@sixtyfivekills4543]

Scariest thing is that Sony licensed it.... i refuse to believe it's their sticker on the box. It must be fake.... it just haves to!

[@MisterSpinalzo]

Louis Cyphre

[@arte0021]

Dingo Pictures made them. And theyre movies not games. They were originally released on dvd.

[@michaelj9153]

@@sixtyfivekills4543 acually the publisher took disk boxes with the sticker allready on them. These things never got the ok by sony

[@Camkitsune]

3:59 Someone PLEASE make a .gif of that.

[@wilczus222]

+Camkitsune gyazo.com/46c2e63cb3d75cfece9481384e9abe7e Here You go x,D (if the link doesn't work for You, tell me and i will change it)

[@ThatOneGuyYMK]

That rhino at 7:35 as well Edit: oh sorry, nvm read "gif", thought meme

[@henryisthere]

Trusting nice work! Gotta use that when someone tells a lame joke!

[@Tennings]

Well, you guys seem to be enjoying watching this a LOT more than I enjoyed making it! Thanks as always for the positive feedback, you guys are awesome. Don't forget that you can harass me on Twitter at twitter.com/Tennings. In the meantime, I'll have a new review out next month at some point, and in March, well... something rather big and exciting is happening. See you guys soon!

[@Tetaibuki]

#1

[@Geraffel]

Hey tennings I have something for you :D watch 'The amazing Bulk' it's even shittier than Phoenix Games movies

[@rednguyen1855]

+Tennings You're pretty cool, bro. Stick around.

[@thedarknessnetwork137]

the person who made this movie was on every single drug in the world, and drunk all at the same time in the process of making this movie. (most likely)

[@SuperPeterok]

6:32 I heard "testicle"

[@pezzamange]

Was that animated during someone's lunch break?

[@FloofPuppy]

Thank you, Dingo Pictures and Phoenix games for giving me cancer.

[@TheMuldoonFella]

05:54 Pause and look at tennings' face. I've never laughed so hard in my life

[@henryisthere]

Those ducks claim another victim!

[@OhhhMarmalade]

Everything about that 'film' screamed fever dream.

[@RabidLeroy]

OhhhMarmalade or drug trip gone disastrously wrong

[@anarchisedlute3463]

Man, this is the weirdest episode of House of Mouse ever written.

[@hotman718]

Dammit the pain of watching this is unbearable. I already watched it 5 times because I just could not comprehend how something can be so bad. It gets worse every time.

[@FletchGTM]

Zelda games for CD-i have better voice-acting and animation than this piece of crap.

[@FloofPuppy]

+MichJack2010 the CD-I Games had SOME kind of animation.

[@victorhernandez8723]

+MichJack2010 That's saying a lot! At least the animation and voice acting in the Zelda CD-I games were bad in a hilarious way. Here, it's not funny in the least!

[@AmanojakuPenguin]

I CAN'T WAIT TO BOMB SOME DODONGOS!!!

[@sixtyfivekills4543]

And at least those were somewhat fun to watch...

[@fredherbert7920]

Don't fight him, feed him! Somethin' spicy! Know what I mean?

[@khfan4life365]

Does anyone else think the white cat playing the violin looks like Marie from the Aristocats? Fuck you, Phoenix Games!

[@TopKekLordie]

It is actually, they stole all the disney characters and rights and made this dogshit crossover in a calculator xd.

[@gamefan56]

Im sorry Tennings but you are still missing one final awful outing from Phoenix Games: Peter Pan for the PS2

[@fredherbert7920]

Or Hunchback of Notre Dame.

[@blackyoshi1230]

+Fred Herbert Or their adaptation of Aladdin, which is somehow even MORE awful than Animal Soccer World. Yes, there's something worse that Dingo Pictures made.

[@fredherbert7920]

blackyoshi1230 Ah, Aladdin, the source of the infamous moving head guy

[@JaggedBird]

Lads it’s okay... Caddy’s got him covered!

[@DDLYBRZR]

5:54 Cole: laughing his arse off Tennings: dafuq am I watching

[@jamesd4223]

I’ve watched this multiple times over the years but, never noticed how differently they each react. Cole is laughing his ass off while Tennings is just traumatized and baffled.

[@squilliamfancyson5313]

7:50 I like how the soccer ball doesn't even go into the goal and its considered a score.

[@synthavision]

I love how Cole was shitting himself while Tennings had nothing to say and can't understand what's going on

[@WinterSteele]

5:52 ...did those ducks just come from a leather bar? Wtf?

[@nikudriverhc4647]

And for one last Phoenix Games hoorah, the greatest of all failures; a soccer game with atrociously-voiced animals. The one time when it's not a rip-off, it's still shite in that "loveable" Phoenix Games way that Tennings knows and "loves" (I'm being polite, don't ask). In the end, the best way to describe this journey is clearly represented by Tennings' face at 1:49 in this video. Hopefully all these Phoenix "games" and "movies" haven't broken you beyond repair, because I am looking forward to whatever you come up with in the future...

[@Isolder74]

+Niku Driver HC It's not a rip of other then of the animal soccer game from Bedknobs and Broomsticks.

Jesus, the worst part is that the song is probably the best written part of the entirety of Animal Soccer World from what I've been seeing. It's clearly in Dutch and actually slightly thought out by the sound of it. Only slightly, but that's still quite miraculous compared to the rest of it, I imagine.

[@frabre1810]

Clearly. Like, who the fuck doenst speak dutch

Didn't mean it like that, but reading this back I do realize how easily it can be interpreted that way.

[@BigDaddy_Geoff]

2 and a half years later still the funniest video I’ve ever watched, thank you so much

[@TheAuthor13]

It's always such a trip with Phoenix Games/Dingo Pictures stuff. It's a parallel to every person's emotions on seeing these reflected on Tenning's and Cole's faces. You can see it with the 2 guys, 3 Phoenix games video as well, the initial laughter and cracking up at the shitty, absurd animation and story and psychotic characters gradually ground away until there is only regret and the awful, almost Lovecraftian realization that someone somewhere made something so godawful, and that knowledge will, like the knowledge that eldritch abominations exist in a cosmic horror story, never go away, and will haunt you forever.

[@rabidrabbitshuggers]

I'm sitting in the office canteen watching this on my phone and laughing my ass off. I would explain this to my coworkers who keep staring at me, but how does one give a sane explanation of duck soccer hooligans?

[@TheCwpan]

4:25 two different music playing over eachother, edited by a maniac, laughing dog, confirmed maniac edited the game

[@Ragnarok540]

Lost it when the duck hooligans appeared xDDD

[@oliverjames1727]

Not even joking, this guy is so under rated! He should have so much more subscribers

[@Spielen_Videos]

Tennings looks like he wants to end his life while Cole is pissing himself with laughter.

[@robcoz98]

5:50 That was just what we're missing, a group of hooligans

[@turgturg4479]

Phoenix games are the Neil Breen of animation

[@kinggigan6044]

There are no words for this, absolutely....................................................NONE!!!!

[@natalienussbaum2773]

Yep, they took the scene from Bedknobs and Broomsticks where animals play soccer and stretched it into a 45 minute fever dream dubbed by East West Entertainment.

[@IMN602]

.... You need lips to play a saxophone.... Best comment of the bit.

[@eoinmelby9948]

Fair play to this game. They got Tommy Wiseau to do all the voice acting

[@SirAlexOfTheGuitar]

Hell it would probably be better if he did

[@dio1627]

New video?! A miracle?!

[@SuperPeterok]

You have to be baked for this. I need this in my life lol

[@EssexAggiegrad2011]

These are put on game consoles by Phoenix, but the cartoons are from Dingo Entertainment

[@williamdivine3228]

Amazing. A new video from tennings. Like Christmas again

[@KyrosTheWolf]

I keep coming back to this video for that horrible Dutch song XD

[@hendrikhanshavermoudt7520]

Love that they were singing in dutch instead of English. The thick dutch accent in the voiceover is amazing aswell! ❤️

[@illyay1337]

This was comedy gold. I ran out of energy to laugh but I still couldn't stop laughing.

[@Not_Nyx864]

That was hilarious. The panther at 4:31 almost killed me.

[@heidifedor]

I love how the water never moves in the background streams in these movies.

[@m0rShh]

I recognize that weird flute music from the beginning! On YTV (basically Canada's version of Nickelodeon) in the 90s they used to show fan art from kids early in the morning, and they'd play that song over it. It used to creep me out so much when I was little, I'd turn on the TV in the morning to watch cartoons and instead I'd get shitty pencil crayon drawings of Garfield or whatever with weird discordant music playing over it.

[@NSG_UK]

Best animation ever! LOL. You need to review 505 games.

[@zmejgorynyts]

These movies were actually played in many kids playing areas in Finland. I remember this from my childhood. I just thought that they were very old and that's why they were so low quality. Finnish voice acting was a lot better though.

[@potato42142]

I am so sorry for you Tennings. This is such an atrocity I can’t even describe it.

[@QueenCreeps]

I lost it at "you need lips to play a saxophone" XDDD

[@drippingwater5434]

6:17 that music is dutch, i knew it the moment i heard it, sadly enough i understand what theyre saying, wont even bother to translate it, i just wann gtfo of there

[@juleskammeron]

I feel ya, I'm Dutch myself

[@rivierjojo]

Foxxo lmao I’m Dutch and I genuinly feel sorry for the people who had to see this

[@electricmastro]

Animal Musical World.

[@avidcrablover8972]

+Kyros Vulk-Oliver nederlandse dierenwereld

[@lizzychrome7630]

This might actually be the funniest treatment of the infamous dom-ducks I've seen yet.

[@jaide1312]

The singing was dutch, why?!

[@timafterdark3759]

Something, something Ebola, something, something day.

[@FloofPuppy]

+Erbkaiser I thought Dingo Pictures was in Germany?

[@blackyoshi1230]

+TheDefectiveTurret Yeah. Phoenix Games had holdings in the Netherlands and UK.

[@FloofPuppy]

blackyoshi1230 And they let this atrocious thing PASS?

[@NothingYouHaventReadBefore]

+Erbkaiser I feel shame. So. Much. Shame.

[@WickedParanoid]

Do you want to know what a REAL nightmare is? Imagine a Telltale-length version of this "game". P.S. Dat fucking nurse duck tho

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

I can't tell if the whole Phoenix Games animations were manufactured in someone's basement by one single person, or from the firey depth of hell by Satan himself.

[@robcoz98]

"Over the line Ovvvverrrrr The Liiiiiiiiiiine!"

[@ofriefrat9645]

What the actual fuck????????!!!!!!

[@heidifedor]

I think Goofy’s cousin Doofy makes a cameo.

[@geekychannel2543]

4:39 POPLLIO WHY? SAVE YOURSELF

[@Death_Korps_Officer]

Marvel thought they made the first greatest crossover in history. Wrong! That title belongs to Phoenix Games.

[@CendrillonSims]

4:31 "HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH" Is the black panther on drugs?

[@dyea_b_tis5319]

2 videos in less than a month? Is this Christmas time already?

[@HaplessOne]

If I saw this as a child I'd write it off as a fever dream I had once.

[@twilightsquire]

Another truly amazing video

[@ronaldenombao12]

Does anyone notice the jungle music *CONSTANTLY* playing in the background, despite few songs being played next?

[@predator931]

"You need lips to play a saxophone" to be fair it is true

[@BigDaddy_Geoff]

I try to watch this at least twice a month I love it

[@dragonheart81vids]

over the line *_O VER THE L I N E_*

[@theangryholmesian4556]

"Smokey you're entering a world of pain.'

[@Mouse_Lyne]

Tennings looked like he died a death watching the first few minutes of this xD

[@youforget1000thingsaday]

Cole makes these videos 200x funnier. 😂

[@MYNAMACHEF]

This is like an adult swim show with the budget of 3 cents and half a pack of chewing gum

[@maggotkidmaggotkid892]

I hope you See this tennings but this ,,movie" is actually Based off a Disney movie wich i dont know the name off (I think it was something with marry popins) and also you make great content keep it up:)

[@seankinsellasean]

The wild dogs won 1-1?

[@tob4643]

Keep up the good work sir tennings. Can't wait for your next review. :)

[@StoneAgedQ]

At least your drains are unclogged!

[@Solidude]

Tennings and Hugh Grant

[@SaidHead2]

2:08, Who is Nick Brunviunt?

[@Canada1994]

Where were going there's no God because Dingo pictures made the film that we are watching TODAY!

[@filipposivris8495]

Next time see the toys room from Phoenix Games. :D

[@theaspectofvoid]

Stuff like this is kinda dangerous... Cole was holding his chest while his face has gone purple after the first 10 sec oO

[@hfric]

its like a UGANDA movie produced movie ... chaos

[@Sleeprocket1]

lmao why is the irategamer mr muscle. is the ghost of pinocchio haunting you ?

[@lesincompetents9461]

10 f words here (I guess) Which means you've reached 402! Another milestone!

[@PuppetOrMuppet]

Congratulations you have discovered Dingo Pictures bois 👏

[@angeliquebacker8522]

4:51 looks like the Traveling Musicians of Bremen.

[@marisol64647]

Been here since March 2013. Carry on with your videos, they're great! ;)

[@ghostflxwer]

hi Ice Cube

[@marisol64647]

ayy ;)

[@Haalyle]

You can't blink and breathe when you're suppose to be dead xD xD You need lips to play the sax xD

[@MrAddey]

Ten out of Ten Tennings. Would watch again.

[@TopKekLordie]

Someone can give me bleach i pay 2 dollars lol. And one for this guy mate who just broke his ass laughing lol.

[@davidkennedy6208]

Haha, just looks like any one of a number of shite, poorly dubbed, foreign, cheaply/badly made Christmas films they get away with showing over Christmas on the telly. Man ,I remember watchin loadsa these sorta craptastic things when I was a kid. They're truly fuckin horrible!!! Makes a fuckin funny vid though guys, please keep it up. You make my days brighter, cause I'm pissin meself laughing at your stuff!!!

[@AlexanderFort]

The guy on the left looks like a young Paul McCartney

[@JamieRobert_]

That moment when tennings has a new video.

[@father042]

I am gonna make that medic goose my new ringtone

[@Xehanort10]

EEEEE OOOOOOOHHHHHH EEEEEEEEE OOOOHHHHHHH EEEEEEEE.

[@Omegajunior2658]

Animal Soccer World and other Phoenix games definitely do NOT belong on the Sony PlayStation 2, PS1, PC, Nintendo DS nor Nintendo Wii. I'm sure nobody ever wants to play this bloody piece of crap 💩