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[@abominableape4148]

YeAh Im a GaMEr G - I A - play M - candy crush E - when R - my - dad - beats me

[@cooper419]

WAIT so that huge lump on your forehead wasn’t a tumor? Just a goose egg?

[@saltedeggs8826]

i'm a PLAYER P- help L- me A- i'm Y- dying E- R-

[@turboturd7954]

^^ *Easter Egg

[@Ok-po3ks]

Relatable

[@DrBob-if7oj]

TEHMonster put a yes before im a gamer

[@rebornpkmn503]

Instead of buying Dollar Shave Club, let’s buy Slazo a new camera battery.

[@jumphawk8836]

8:59

[@majorandras7474]

Shave

[@Ok-po3ks]

Okay

[@SpaceJoke]

Let's buy him a whore! - swings mug -

[@alexeysaranchev6118]

Aren't cameras able to work off the power network? I mean it's not like he's walking outside or anything, what's the excuse not to buy an extender for a couple of *shaves* and get your camera to work off the wire?

[@julio9898]

I love that they hated his mustache so much that a company for shaverd even sponsored him lmao

[@grieferjones2237]

no that's not how it went dollarshave contacted slazo a while ago slazo decided to not shave for a while so he could prank us and segue into the sponsor in this vid

[@julio9898]

@@grieferjones2237 lmao welp

[@sonoflethal]

Not epic!

[@raizensamson6723]

whoosh

[@verquin9800]

Harve Seks You are now one of the cool kids, Welcome.

[@mr.dinosuar7333]

Orange, Man I suck at this

[@karlmaverick6643]

absolute mad lad

[@Polokalamu]

NO BODY ELSE LIKE THIS COMMENT

[@tomo4977]

So I started scrolling the entirety of these "gamingpost" accounts on Instagram, I feel physically assaulted from the cringe. It is just absolutely horrific what what is shat out of them.

[@lollipop64440]

HappyMaskSalesm

[@c.h.1839]

Yes they all posting the same shit and its just trash

[@jonatansexdoer96]

*gaminpost

[@tomo4977]

Glitch Core nah not just that, typing in "gamingpost" to see all the channels, it's like a rabbit hole of just crap.

[@Mindofthebrick]

Slazo+shave=slave Wait

[@Eli-vx6xv]

Oof

[@molboboi5499]

lettucemayoandonions

[@achooe5443]

Or Shazo

[@urspeciesfeces1823]

Hold the mayo

[@achooe5443]

Ur species Feces lol LISTEN ENJOY THE MAYO

[@nadiaasif6887]

Slazos face is as clean as his *WATER*

[@tomrp4494]

His water isn't clean.

[@تيا-ت7ذ]

👍😄😃

[@Junimo-yx6mh]

All thanks to DOLLAR SHAVE CLUB!! LINK IN THE DESCRIPTION!!

[@nadiaasif6887]

Well this blew up...

[@seasa1t598]

Man that's some clean water

[@breadyboi9444]

Oh Yeah, I’m a GAMER G- Gay A- American M- Men E- Eat R- Ravioli

[@anzacxlag2606]

That doesnt make se..... nvm

[@TonyJumpinJacks]

Mafia city doesn't have an e in it.

[@zbruhz1378]

Ravioli ravioli get me the pocketoli

[@RandomiMies4444]

G- Potato A- Salad M- Is E- Very R- Good

[@gyubihnojnjibgfytfbi8685]

Your a rat

[@TheGodEmperorOfMankind_]

Oh yeah, I'm a gamer G - my A - will M - to E - live R - is degrading day by day, leaving back an empty husk waiting for the sweet release of death

[@colorofeuphoria4920]

*Roblox oof in the distance*

[@matthewferraro8020]

PainterPoet *roblox oof even farther away*

[@scizorfx3436]

That’s not how acronym work.

[@matthewferraro8020]

@@scizorfx3436 _that's not how spelling work_

[@MALware7170]

r/woooosh

[@alyssal5336]

Is it just me that transition was so smooth

[@invadore_8612]

Thank you! Someone appreciates it too

[@estherleclaire2626]

which 1

[@invadore_8612]

Esther LeClaire 0:28

[@kyle857]

It was super clean.

[@nooneimportant7736]

Kitcat K that pun is underrated

[@jasonphil4536]

Yeah I’m a GAMER I play hopscotch occasionally....

[@sonoflethal]

Epic!

[@Thedreadfuldirector]

rise up

[@lpawowp]

Yeah I'm a GAMER GAYS AGAINST MODERATLY E UNCLEAN R WATER

[@liam3205]

snakes and ladders is superior to hopscotch

[@harryjennings8244]

Occasionally? GOTTA PUMP THOSE NUMBERS UP! Haven't lost a game of hopscotch since '03

[@lucasflanagan656]

If it’s incorrect answers only, wouldn’t that make all incorrect answers correct, making them invalid?

[@russ6541]

I’m reporting you

[@iibadvibesii6667]

@@russ6541 thank you sir

[@legoobiwan6910]

Nah man

[@aboogie1546]

Lucas Flanagan mind blown

[@128ajb_02_Music]

Go to sleep

[@joep6485]

Oh yeah i’m a G A M E R G- I A- Intend M- to E- die R- Tonight

[@lazaanlasagne3169]

Are you dead?

[@joep6485]

Yes

[@lazaanlasagne3169]

@@joep6485 are you sure?

[@joep6485]

suasage DIO yes

[@chessemchesse3676]

i wanna come to ur funeral pls wear something nice

[@jacksonconstable8331]

Yeah I’m a gamer G- Use A- Chemical M- Weapons E- On R- Civilians

[@tetkori5029]

I think you spelled S Y R I A wrong

[@OM-nu9eg]

G- A- M- E- R-Russian agent in Britan

[@dsend_]

Oh yeah, I'm a *GAMER* G - I A - Beat M - My E - Wife R - Everyday

[@illulamati4651]

@@EnjoyerOfVtubers r/whooosh I hope that satisfied you

[@eugeemz6591]

Respect wamens

[@EnjoyerOfVtubers]

Thank you Pixel Pie. I am satisfied.

[@Eli-gu1jc]

Suspend3d z

[@SlovakClovek]

Eddie Y. shall I post it?

[@wartimenerd7]

Oh yeah, I'm a *G.A.M.E.R* G - My A - Dad M - Beats me for doing E - Fortnite dances R - In public

[@Michael-mq5xh]

Good.

[@HiHi-pw3gk]

Responsible dad

[@wawawiwa___]

im proud of ur dad

[@zack8194]

He's a very smart man

[@hellszhells]

His dad needs a medal

[@thedreadedsaltpacket6210]

Oh yeah, i'm a G.A.M.E.R G - We A - Are M - All E - Corpses R - That haven't started rotting- Micheal.

[@chessemchesse3676]

Im a gamer too! G-God A-Has M-Gave me E-A reason R-To commit siucide

[@istoleurfaceha3527]

I’m just a GAMER G - nigga A - with M - a E - rocket R - launcher

[@2cnz969]

All these comments are #RELATBLE XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

[@jaide3561]

Oh yeah I'm a *GAMER* G: Hey A: Vsauce, M: Michael E: Here R: !

[@jaide3561]

Magic Mike It can be spekt differently... It's completely up to the parents how they want to spell the name they chose.

[@therealbubble4696]

Yeah, im *GAMING* right now G-Disposing A-The M-Corpse I-Of N-My G-Wife

[@JoeKurr5]

S T E A M E D H A M OI blin!

[@JoeKurr5]

herr Düsterkopf only adidas tracksuits!

[@JoeKurr5]

herr Düsterkopf hey! Cyka blyat you used neighbor instead of neighbour are you western spy?

[@uhoh6092]

Same

[@shaggymemers7520]

S T E A M E D H A M GIVE ME YOUR DELICIOUS MEAT

[@jackdarling9014]

I’m a gamer G- my A-parents M-don’t E-love R-me

[@bearrett_8783]

That's kinda dark

[@banh_mi857]

@@bearrett_8783 he knows, that's the point...

[@bearrett_8783]

@@banh_mi857 XD

[@chessemchesse3676]

i love you

[@NobleVII]

@Ferenc Pápai someone did..

[@personpacman7439]

Yea, im a gamer G - Whatthefuckiswrongwithmeimayearlateandnobodygivesashitsoimnotevengonnafinishthis a m

[@jacknatalotto2922]

Yeah bo4 is wack

[@solekman916]

gam

[@xisca2969]

Damn

[@camro]

Yeah I'm a gam

[@funkybugman]

Gam

[@OwOHC]

Real gamers get G - Bullied A - mercilessly M - at E - school

[@pateardealul4627]

I can relate

[@nathangelaude4787]

Lorcan Engledow honestly I can truthfully relate to this and confirm it. (Fortnite players are not gamers they’re just cringe 11 year olds)

[@nitro5247]

I also can relate

[@pepticone3094]

that’s not how that works

[@CATibal]

Oh yeah, I'm a *GAMER* G- Let A-Me M-Tell E-You R-A -Story -As I was saying, yes, I can dream the future. And as you may have guessed it, it only happens when I'm asleep. Of course, the conditions I am required to meet in order to do it are hard for me to accomplish and identify. The main one however, is if I am in a deep sleep and I have no sensory connections to the outside world. I rarely am able to reach this one due to my current living conditions. Another hard to reach requirement is if I, of course, am already dreaming. I haven't dreamt in years, and only recently have I gained the ability to do it again. When I dream the future, I mostly see myself, or the people close to me, like my (blood)sister and (blood)mother. I rarely ever see others, and when I do, they are unidentifiable. When I cannot identify someone in the future, my mind just brushes it off and makes me forget. Growing up in an intensively Christian family, I have been told to ignore my dreams and that I'm not special. This might be one reason why I haven't been able to dream, because my family has told me not to. I have been recently playing around with stones associated with the mind and sleep, and their effects have shown. But back to the psychiesm. I've had regular strange dreams with snippets of the future mixed in. Take one dream I had before we moved to Florida for example. It was a dream that went like this: I was on a bus in a dry forest, apparently going to a very tall, very private, school. The bus pulled up the the tall building, and it was a hotel. I went with it, and it was a very modern place. I was In an elevator, and it lead straight to a room I shared with my (blood)sister and my (blood)mother. We're on a very large beach with a lot of people, and a walkway stretching seeminingly forever out into the ocean. I stepped on the walkway, and started to walk out to sea. Then I woke up. We had moved again, but we weren't in Florida yet. That would happen a year later. I had a second part to this dream: I was on the walkway, and judging by how far I was, it looked like I haven't stoped walking ever since I woke up. Then the walkway was covered in sapphire, lapis, kunzite, and any other dark blue gem or crystal my mind could think of. I kept walking. Eventually, I was walking next to a boy about my age, and I didn't know who he was. My dream self did however, because apparently we were friends. It was nighttime in the dream now. We came across a small building, coated in the same blue gems and crystals as the floor. It's doorway was made out of white diamonds, and when you looked inside, all you could see was darkness. We walked inside, and apparently, it was huge. It looked just like it did on the outside, completely covered in the blue stones. If you looked out of the building, everything was black. In the middle of the floor, there was an opening leading to the dark blue waters of the ocean. We went to three more of these rooms, and they appeared at regular intervals. We stoped in the fourth one, and the boy asked me somthing I Couldn't understand. I answered in the same language as he was speaking, because apparently my dream self understood it. The boy stared at the opening in the floor, then he jumped in it. I fell to my knees crying in the dream, and then I woke up. I was overwhelmed with emotion and started to cry too. I haven't gotten a third part to that dream yet. And I can only assume that unidentifiable boy commited suicide the moment he jumped.

[@tylerrrrrrrrrrrr]

How does this not have more attention! This must have taken forever

[@CATibal]

@@tylerrrrrrrrrrrr ikr

[@nathaniela.5053]

Huh . . . didnt expect my day to end like this

[@CATibal]

@@nathaniela.5053 is that a good or bad thing?

[@nathaniela.5053]

LunerCat_ 1 take it as a mutual thing

[@Kashilko]

Yeah, I'm a GAMER. G- trapped A- in M- my E- neighbor's R- basement

[@fisharooniboi6969]

Yeah I play GAMES G-being A-kidnapped M-by E-my S-teacher

[@chessemchesse3676]

i got a level 2 SHOTGUN S-Shit H-i o-i got caught T-By g-the u-police n-help me assholes i gotta save other guys

[@dodgeneon8093]

@@chessemchesse3676 i res you for 2

[@jonahyogman6282]

Yeah im a nerd N: help E: help R: help D: good god help

[@thommosl0478]

I'm trapped in my mums basement *i have a problem*

[@chrisfarr4401]

Yeah I'm a gamer G : my A : wife M : left E : me R: and took the kids

[@minorumineta9451]

Chad?

[@AWSMcube]

That was one of the smoothest sponsorships I've seen in a long time

[@awesomenessismade]

Right? That was pretty good.

[@AWSMcube]

heyyyy that's pretty good

[@bumblebitxh6370]

That’s because.... he... he shaved... so it’s... it’s smooth... get it..

[@mankeyfruit4216]

Gamers are the most oppressed group

[@sonoflethal]

Not epic!

[@Sundel_Marlutte]

And we need to rise up

[@PallasCat_]

We live in a society

[@billygranzow1331]

BOTTOM TEXT

[@tomo4977]

*G A M E R S R I S E U P*

[@roria2219]

Yeah I'm a GAMER G- Lesbian. I know this might come as a bit of a shock considering how religious you are and how I was raised and I'm sorry. I found out a few years ago and I've had a girlfriend for a few months. I think you'd really like her, she's funny and she's smart and she means the world to me. But... Of course, she's a lesbian too, and I know you don't really like that... I remember how you reacted to finding out Ellen DeGeneres was a lesbian. I've been so scared of coming out because I was afraid of what you'd say but... Now I'm ready. I'm an adult and I understand whatever you decide to do. No matter what I love you both and I always will. Sincerely, your only daughter, Victoria A- M- E- R-

[@fanrosefabrose9457]

*[slaps Victoria]* This bad girl can fit so much gay in her ....wait no

[@jjs8426]

What?

[@andreascaleb1220]

Who cares

[@danielr.l.mccullough600]

FanRose FabRose Spencer *slaps roof of victoria* you mean

[@fanrosefabrose9457]

@@danielr.l.mccullough600 No, I'm Slapping a human. That's the joke Danny

[@user-mo1sh7lj3i]

Yeah I’m a *Gamer* G - That’s A - How M - the E - Mafia R - works

[@hookedpirate1771]

nIcE

[@briancruz6544]

Lol im fucking dead

[@funnyfish59]

Nobody else like this look at what it’s at.

[@CannedCorm]

Slazo's camera battery has a lifespan of about 15 minutes I swear to God.

[@Kiasace]

wHY ARE YOU SWEARING TO GOD😭💅👀😤 IN 👏 EPHESIANS 👏 4 👏 29👏 IT SAYS LET 👏NO👏 CORRUPTING 👏TALK 👏COME👏 OUT👏 OF 👏YOUR 👏MOUTHS 👏BUT👏 oNLY SUCH👏 AS👏 IS 👏GOOD👏 FOR 👏BUILDING 👏UP 👏AS👏 FITS👏 THE OCCASION👏, tHaT👏 IT 👏MAY 👏GIVE👏 GRACE👏 TO👏 THOSE👏WHO👏 HEAR😭😭😭😤😤😤🤪🤪

[@ariari7602]

@@Kiasace im sorry WHaT?

[@erbnie]

Have you considered the fact that it's probably the stuff he watches and not his camera that causes him to have such short videos?

[@CannedCorm]

@@erbnie Have you considered not trying to apply logic to whats clearly a joke? Are you also upset about the ocean in SpongeBob even though it's already underwater?? Smh

[@mayapapaya7006]

He grew the mustache just for this sponsorship

[@tob2089]

“Netflix original person” - Slazo 2018, colourised

[@its_maddyg]

Yeah, I'm a gamer G - Christian A - Minecraft M - Player E - R -

[@harryjennings8244]

That dollar shave plug though. Very clean

[@sonoflethal]

Very epic!

[@ollilehtonen6351]

Just like his water.

[@joedoesmc0164]

You dabbed and just yelled at the camera in a full voice "I wanna die" and that was what ended me.

[@thedudeofnothing7378]

JoeDoesMC01 no u

[@dyoda7610]

I play GAMES: G - A - M - E - S - is that Terraria soundtrack in the background?

[@eugeemz6591]

Terrariaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@chanhjao]

Terraria is bomb broo

[@madvilliany1692]

I’m pretty sure!

[@beenismann]

a a a a a

[@themccaw6121]

Yes it is

[@thejaxter6993]

Yeah, I’m a gamer G-this A-joke M-is E-super R-overused

[@astalos342]

Yup, I'm a *GAMER* G -why A -are M -there E -so R -many -gamer -comments

[@Somethingaweful]

because we ARE the gamers.

[@ero7381]

Barroth342 {Evox} I I Don’t Know?

[@Somethingaweful]

because we ARE the gamers.

[@idrovepastyourhouse-9385]

Because I’m a gamer

[@greyrainbow9534]

Yup, I'm a GAMER G-gay A-and M-may E-enter R-runescape

[@anikatodd6018]

no slazo honey the second emoji one meant the second emoji in the their recent emojis

[@3seven5seven1nine9]

Yea but he didn't get that because "2." is not how you write "second"

[@zealouszombie5658]

Okay but that was such a great sponsorship tho

[@Creature42069]

Yeah I’m a gamer! G-huge A-mistake M- E- R-

[@age.gap31]

Oh yeah I’m a gamer, G- Please release me A- From this repetitive curse M- That I call my life E- That I have trapped myself in R- And cannot escape, even though I try desperately

[@eme3516]

Same

[@jonathanhardee6675]

Erik Lee this is very true

[@therealspiderman1795]

Same G- fucking 6 year olds A M E R

[@muranki1293]

Despacito

[@trenton9527]

@@muranki1293 I love u baby

[@redluvly]

oh, i’m definitely a gamer G- Gay A- M- E- R-

[@s0Shi]

"GAYmer"

[@almightyegglord4365]

Woah that was gay

[@redluvly]

Soriotian brb m8 gonna go kermit sue of side

[@brittlebonesghost1226]

Me too fam

[@amiminia]

Same

[@sar19]

Hell yeah, im a *GAMER* *G* kissless/hugles *A* rightwing *M* exican hating *E* 28 yo *R* eal Gamer we live in a society, #gangweed

[@thegodofsoapkekcario1970]

Do you believe in the lies of society? (Epic Style)

[@brettwatson8012]

There like 9 memes in that comment.. tone it doownnnn.

[@MultiLaluu]

As a mexican i relate to the mexican hate 😂

[@alexism7710]

*g ang weed*

[@J-D03]

meme made by gang weed

[@Sprottel_SFM]

Yeah im a GAMER G-im using A-an M-overused E-meme R-

[@hectorSalamancaGaming99]

I cried more on this than Lightning McQueen dying in infinity war

[@OfficialDrizzyDrake]

Harry Potter Fangirl Yep, Lighting McQueen did die in Infinity War. It's such a sad death...

[@fisharooniboi6969]

Shreesh UNCULTURED SWINE, Lightning McQueen died in black panther, didn’t you see the scene when he falls off a cliff?

[@OfficialDrizzyDrake]

Elena Whitmond How could I forget that depressing scene?!

[@foure2833]

@Harry Potter Fangirl r/woooosh

[@idrovepastyourhouse-9385]

I cried when pikachu appeared in halo C.E and got killed by the Minecraft guardian in Bendy and the ink machine, No I’m not on drugs

[@Shortline819]

My favorite thing about Slazo videos is that they appear to be clickbait... But there not. Mostly...

[@SuperDuffyj]

Shortline Productions *they’re

[@turboturd7954]

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[@SuperDuffyj]

five S I’m not a grammar Nazi. I’m just not stupid and I know English past the level of a Kindergartener.

[@sphericvoid965]

@five S its not wrong to be a grammar nazi

[@80o8i35]

@five S They're just correcting a mistake, it doesn't make them a grammar nazi.

[@Epi-pen]

Yeah I'm a gamer G-My A-Uncle M-beats E-me R-Every single night please stop him this is a call for help and not a joke

[@alexjonesenjoyer2761]

How

[@kvfhgvhju4909]

Lol

[@kermitthefrog1249]

Haha best joke ever

[@sralismazgalis]

@@alexjonesenjoyer2761 wooosh

[@ericagermain4796]

FBI wants to know your location.

[@cupcakekittycat8419]

Yeah, I'm I'm a gamer: G - I'm A - 14 M - And E - This R - Is - Deep

[@ollie12]

Tasteful ad. Didn’t read off some boring script and came up with a clever gag, well done, I didn’t even skip the promo.

[@lrnappa5184]

99,99% Fortnite content 00,01% Other game content

[@TrashCan_669]

Why is there a comma?

[@thatsroughbuddy1133]

AlmondChart 8105 Some countries use commas instead in periods.

[@issacjs06]

WHO HAS A USERNAME CALLED ULTRA INSTINCT YAMCHA AND HAS A PICTURE OF NAPA

[@ee8546]

Yeah I'm a gamer! G - A A - Disapointment M - To E - My R - Parents

[@juiceykw]

Same

[@thattempleguy6712]

Aren't we all?

[@anessamartinez5828]

I’m a disappointment to myself

[@kittyluvr]

reverse

[@baiugers4707]

Yeah im a *GAMER* G-my A-dad M-beat E-me R-and my mom

[@crappiegamer2341]

BAIUGERS same

[@AM-mz1qo]

RELATABLE 😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

[@yaboisanic2922]

#relatable

[@Sophia74621]

WRONG

[@baiugers4707]

its ya boi Sanic hey

[@naruniya]

Bro please do niche meme accounts next, they all act like they’re so quirky and special but everything they post is the same, like there’s one 16 year old white girl with a kanken and round glasses running hundreds of accounts simultaneously. They keep showing up in my explore and I hate them with a passion.

[@MsKelly-os4kt]

What's a kanken? And lol I'm picturing one chubby girl running around a room full of computers typing on each for a sec then running to the next. LMAO!

[@sonoflethal]

They're not epic!

[@statisticallyvalidatedster658]

kanken backpacks

[@TheKobe5s]

@@sonoflethal lol you're replying to everyone

[@thepastelchai]

They’re super irritating 🙄 I’ve had so many of these accounts steal my photos as well... not sure they really understand how Instagram works...

[@LeoD.J]

Sneakin that super *quiet* Terraria music in the background #NoCopyright

[@yossarian7420]

Terraria music ftw

[@machina8993]

I thought I was the only one to notice. *But now I know I'm not alone*

[@sundowner8326]

What timestamp?

[@lvbboi9]

I LOVE THAT GAME(AND ITS SOUNDTRACK)

[@wholesome_boi]

I heard it too

[@hypnagogue]

if she plays games, put a ring on it, then *overdose on gamer girl pee xD* this says a lot about our *🅱️ottom text* *can we* _live in a society_

[@rohinshanker2275]

Ok this is epic can we persecute minorities

[@mirandaih0p]

👏😭 This is SO sad 😭👏 Can we get 50k bikes? 👍💯

[@topichu970]

🅱️ut only if she doesn't leave you for Chad 😂👌

[@fazug120]

Too much of r/surrealmemes😂

[@achooe5443]

im a girl but idk if girls poop or not

[@azunpopulargamer4113]

Slazo: "My blood is boiling!" Esidisi: *BLOOD INTENSIFIES*

[@yacoub791]

After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take a Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then, he'll get Kanye Dressed and put on his Kanye Vest and go out on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then goes to a hotel to be a Kanye Guest. Then he goes to school to take a Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth, did he run out of Kanye Crest? No, his neighbor stole it, what a Kanye pest.

[@mrcookie6945]

This is beautiful

[@thebruheternal3654]

Stolen

[@kreis4268]

Ok

[@hyphen8d725]

@@lumaerix oof

[@justalittledeadlyapple5950]

Lumaerix well, who would’ve Kanye guessed?

[@lilif2835]

Makeup tutorial?

[@sonoflethal]

Epic!

[@fatvizcaino1018]

Lili F ONG BUT LET US PICK YOUR PRODUCTS

[@bitesizedrocks5885]

He seriously grew a moustache to promote a shave club😂😂😂

[@carmengarcia-rianodomingue2596]

I think it could suit him anyway~

[@buurman2635]

Alice stop that

[@mlgsans6085]

@@buurman2635 no u

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

Not just any shave club; Dollar Shave Club, which you can find at dollarshaveclub.com/slazo

[@Pilolp]

Oh yeah I’m a *G.A.M.E.R.* G- Be A-Trash M-At E-Life R-Everyday

[@drullusokkurinn23]

I’m a *PRO* gamer I spent all my money on candy crush

[@FourElemental]

*THIS MAD LAD IS THE MOST PROEST OF GAMERS*

[@frv1tb4t]

BuzzWeed now that is a pro gamer

[@zakte3608]

You are a ultimate gamer

[@kasu3747]

candy crush is the first game made

[@drullusokkurinn23]

unity alpha Willy Wonka 3 confirmed

[@imv_3641]

*liek this pictur fur a freh Legendahry Skin*

[@josiah3997]

You spelled "this" "a" and "skin" wrong

[@mr.eeggbert1340]

@@josiah3997 lol he also spelt scin wrong

[@soda_095]

_Dude you misspelled Lgendeeahry_

[@sonoflethal]

Epic!

[@rinalds1620]

Ok now this is epic 😎😎

[@limeylemon459]

Yeah I’m a GAMER G - gay A - M - E - R -

[@fisharooniboi6969]

Cinnocat H yeah, I’m playing with TOYS T-myself O- Y- S-

[@maanyasheth6802]

Thats not an insult

[@海斗一郎]

A small lad meeeeeeeeeee

[@Larissas-Jungle]

me too

[@brannonchamness6217]

Ya I am a GAMER G-bisexual A- M- E- R-

[@elizabeth184]

3:04 "It's a red-and-blue striped golfing umbrella".

[@Dalen22_W]

Rip Stefan Karl Always number 1 in our hearts

[@itsyaboi21noi]

He is number one 😢

[@potko0]

why do i hear terraria music in the background

[@kelly44-l5v]

Cause your younger bro is playing it downstairs

[@daggereyesletsplay4923]

Ah yes a man of taste i see

[@ComradeIskandr]

Yeah, I'm a GAMER G- A- M- E- R-🅱espacito

[@anthonysmith1228]

This one made me laugh

[@radial9472]

69 likes xD

[@ComradeIskandr]

XXXXDDDDD

[@Cynnicus]

@@ikevermander1325 keep yourself safe

[@amaterasu964]

d

[@oddfuturestudios9766]

I just hate anything saying "double tap your side" or "double tap for this thing". It's literal manipulation. It drives me nuts lol (and there's way more stuff like that, obviously...)

[@hanlea55]

If you can't name literally every game ever created, are you even a gamer? 😤

[@markielarkie6288]

If you don't own a digital and physical copy in all available consoles of despacito 2 OH NO remastered collectors edition with the despacito spider expansion dlc your not a real gamer 😤🔫💨

[@naranciaisbestboi125]

If you can't beat Russian bootleg games in a single no-death run you're not a real gamer.

[@crinklecrumpfets234]

Try me bitch: literally every game ever created are you even a gamer? 😤

[@deeraredear]

You only have all current existing games? pfff I have all games that ever have been created and will ever be created you normie loser are you even a real gamer 😤😤

[@markielarkie6288]

@@naranciaisbestboi125 I've beaten Skyrim legendary difficulty in 50m no deathrun And also beaten Skyrim 100% 60h speed run + no deathrun + A you're carrying to much to be able to run legendary speed run no death run 100% no glitches + no armor or weapons in 345h But I have never been able to beat SkRykim: the cyka scrolls Even though I was blyat born

[@Ace-hu4pf]

Yah im a gamer G - please A - end M - my E - suffering R- now

[@laughandlive377]

Why?

[@madlad71]

Ye im a gamer G-the A-senate M- E- R-

[@dartney]

Why didn’T you take your chance to say do it

[@nilsekstrom3534]

Not yet

[@madlad71]

Nils Ekström its treason then

[@tc43_toaster]

ANAKIN COULD HAVE BEEN A GREAT JEDI

[@madlad71]

broootal warp general kenobi

[@CrasherX2000]

Dude you don’t need to shave The mustache looks awesome- *sees Dollar Shave Club ad* Oh...

[@BigGuy223]

Perfect haiku👌

[@ProwerVolt]

tbh i really did want him to keep the stache

[@CrasherX2000]

hatter not a haiku

[@J-D03]

Im GAY Gamer And Yeah.

[@sar19]

Gamer And Yrasist

[@sonoflethal]

Epic!

[@shadowhunter7233]

@@sar19 good job

[@papanomaly6284]

Yeah, I'm Gaymer G- My A- channel's M- going E-to R-get deleted

[@annoyingdoge572]

Damn, doing the same tricks as them, now are we? "lol, guys! Look at me! I've got the best and most original idea someone ever had: 1000 subs without any videos! It has never been done before and I don't want to put actual effort into earning these subs, so just subscribe to me lol!"

[@arcticwolfy1573]

Annoying Doge and he only has 100 subscribers

[@jimhalpertownsmysoul5346]

Yeah I’m a GAMER G - I A - Play M - Fortnite E - Occasionally R -

[@mr.eeggbert1340]

Yes I vape V-return A-my P-Libary E-Books -on time

[@eevee1583]

Yeah I'm a gamer G- Fire A- Emblem M- Heroes E- is R- cool

[@Rachel8260]

Yeah, I’m a gamer. G- crack A- addict M- E- R-

[@rohandunn3459]

Yea I’m a gamer G-virgin A- M- E- R-

[@1tonymontanna]

ImAlbinoRhino bad one mate

[@Biggest_subhuman]

We all are

[@elijahtijero613]

69 likes DON'T LIKE ANY MORE THAN THIS

[@Cynnicus]

@@digital107-_- wat

[@digital107-_-]

@@Cynnicus wait that came out wrong

[@theshocker7637]

7:51. Name games that don't have E in it? Okay, here I go Payday 2 Fallout 4 Batman Arkham games Mad Max Rust Uno Halo COD Fifa Hitman Gran Turismo Watch Dogs Roblox H1Z1 Rick and Morty VR Batman Arkham VR There are definitely a lot more but I'm too tired to think about game titles that fo not contain the letter E

[@CorndogPoncho]

Bioshock

[@Brynwyn123]

Bioshock, oblivion, portal

[@rubystone6754]

Skyrim, Pikmin, katamari

[@theladoflads7884]

Some Yakuza games Sleeping dogs Yoshi's island Yoshi's wooly world Dark souls Dark souls II Subnautica No man's sky

[@geo-152]

Wizard 101

[@hiiamelecktro4985]

You made my day thanks to that terraria music

[@Yoaster06]

RIP terraria

[@hiiamelecktro4985]

ToastyGames why rip?

[@lukej8430]

Me also, recently started playing again

[@drlord3225]

Right

[@huntershearer782]

Why are people commenting rip Terraria, I'm mildly concerned.

[@lividphysics1237]

I'm a gamer G-Gamer A- Amer M- Mer E- Er R-My wife beats me

[@melodyconte]

I'm gonna add "You dress like a Netflix original" to my insult repetoire

[@gasketsnotyetblown9467]

Big shoutout to the Terraria music in the background

[@lvbboi9]

JUGG Pandours love terraria

[@bruhmomento5291]

I honestly don't see why there are so many of these accounts when most of the content is "Boobs lmao", Fortnite or anything bashing Nintendo.

[@Buhbuhfuzz]

6:19 girl on right's name pls for uhhhh... Research purposes

[@incendiious]

Demirosemawby on ig, hope im not too late

[@TheLugiaSong]

The 'tap quickly to do pushups' thing is a thing that only works on Google+ loll. It zooms in/out when you double click an image, such a strange thing to post on Instagram??? And it actually got likes?? And people didn't retract their likes once they realized?????

[@slimyfurby]

I'm a gamer. G- Great A- at M- making E- everyone R- realize how good Slazo's videos are Seriously tho I am an actual gamer.

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

I double tapped the like button

[@diabolical6870]

Ure everywhere jesus

[@mr.eeggbert1340]

I double tapped your mom

[@phantomaviator1318]

I double tapped them implants because I am not wasting all my money on some trash skin that doesnt do anything

[@setanta4004]

I double tapped the trigger

[@phantomaviator1318]

@@setanta4004 I double tapped that booty

[@Holsp]

7:14 when there is a dot after the number it is second. I don´t know if this is r/woooosh but what isn´t

[@Batorch1d]

No, it's written 2nd. Not everywhere, but apparentley not in your country.

[@ferroth]

That's unfortunate, I liked his moustache.

[@squidsoverheaven7560]

Only psychopaths liked his mustache.

[@k4RtInk]

Agree, but I think he should wait a couple years before trying to grow facial hair again. He's still too young to have a good beard.

[@Mp-vc7hv]

The beard thing was kinda gross though

[@Mp-vc7hv]

Loogel Matraf I guess, but it was just kinda this weird neck beard thing, like maybe if he kept growing it it would look better, but it just looked a bit gross bro

[@Mp-vc7hv]

Loogel Matraf I don’t really know that much about beards, so I didn’t realize that. My bad. Thanks for the info and hope you have a good one too!

[@NEVERescapingLOVE]

"Name a game without an E in it" is probably the easiest question to answer ever. But for lolz, I'll name a few (and for whenever you see a post like that so you can annoy the other people ;D).... Crash Bandicoot Spyro Skyrim Jack 2 Oblivion Worlds Adrift Raft Monmusu Puss Hunt Showdown Hollow Knight Frostpunk Doom Squad Jurassic World Rockshot Fallout Uptisia Onward Island Mabinogi World of Warcraft Not Tonight Garry's Mod Slap City For Honor Subnautica Job Simulator Raw Data Portal Robinson Rick and Morty: Virtual Rick-ality 7 Billion Humans F1 2018 Morriwind Scars Biomutant Stormbound Roun Tap Tap Infinity Cupid Dark Souls Bioshock Pavlov Gorn Fruit Ninja VTOL VR Contagion Box Gladius Dota Clannad Farsky No Man's Sky Downward Insaniquarmium Saint's Row Dying Light Final Fantasy Midas Gold Plus Call of Cthulhu Gray Dawn Astra Conarium Darkwood Narcosis Brawlhalla Grid Crack Call of Duty Dogs of War infommi Ingonomia Ayni Fairyland Cybrus Animosity and there are so many more..... Too many more to name all of them here. And I'm too lazy to keep searching Steam for more than what I knew, soooooo................ XD

[@ellamstevens2002]

I mean for fucks sake cod and halo are two of the main games that come to peoples minds and neither have an e in them

[@bhluue]

you have too much time on your hands

[@yolooncey5757]

Actually pretty sure they're actually spelt Speyro Skierim Jake 2 Obliveon Woerlds Adrift Raeft Monmuse Pusse Hunt Shoewdown Holloew Knight Frostpenk Deem Squade Jurassec World Rockshet Falloeut Uptisiae Onwaerd Islande Mabinoge World of Warcreft Not Tonite (I hate this joke) Garrey's Mod Slap Cety Fer Honor Subnauteca Job Semulator Raw Deta Pertal Robenson Reck and Morty: Virtual Reck-ality 7 Bellion Humans F-One 2018 Morriwinde Scaers Biomutent Stormebound Roen Tap Tap Infenity Cupide Dark Soeuls Biosheck Pavlove Gern Fruit Ninje VTOL VR (vertical take-off) Contageon Bex Gladeus Dota (defense of the ancients) Clannaed Farskie No Mane's Sky Downwaerd Insanequarmium Sainte's Row Dyeing Light Finel Fantasy Midas Goeld Plus Call of Cthulhue Grey Dawn Astrae Conareum Darkweed Narcoses Braewlhalla Grid Craeck Call of Dutie Doges of War infomme Ingonomea Ayne Fairyland Cyebrus Animositey

[@NEVERescapingLOVE]

I choked on my candy reading this. XD lmao.

[@lukeharrison878]

Yolooncey lol 😂

[@9a3w4adfh39]

I'm a gamer G- I A- Like M- Abusing E- My anime gf R- and minorities

[@fisharooniboi6969]

Slamafries I’m gaming, MOM M-weird guy that killed O-my actual parents and M-locked me in the basement -three years ago and won’t -Let me out

[@claritybase189]

Yeah of course I’m a gamer G- plays A- mobile devices M- watches trashy gamer memes E- pretends to understand them R- realizes I’m a gamer Steps to become a gamer Bonus advice- BE A GIRL 😂

[@mobfodder8992]

Pretty sure the “2” at 7:16 was supposed to be read “second”

[@monogw513]

r/woosh

[@felixvergro]

Woooooosh

[@mr.tagfire1531]

@@monogw513 i dont think the "joke" was on purpose

[@monogw513]

Mr. Tagfire I could agree now that I've watched the video again lol

[@k0rviid]

that transition is smoother than my forehead

[@dontknowdontcare1934]

But is it as clean as slazo's water?

[@Lauren-rl2vj]

*CONFIRMED* slazo grows wimpy mustache just for a sponsor by dollar shave club

[@dishsoapdaddy2256]

yeah im a GAMER G - My A - Dad M - Broke E - My leg R - Again

[@irongirltoni]

Me: Sees that Big Slaz uploaded Me: *C L I C K*

[@bugcatcherseanwouldliketob457]

*C L U C K*

[@Felahliir]

G - slazo A - ‘s M - stache E - is R - actually really hot

[@bumblebitxh6370]

Stop that

[@VincentDotZip]

G- He A-was M-never E-hot

[@brownie1481]

Exactly

[@waltomusic]

*was

[@am-7206]

YesJimZ lies

[@adamz.9275]

Why did you upload that video upside dow.... Oh yeah you're Australian.

[@partyboytown]

tryton 890 the upside down show

[@pineapplefrostyfruits9225]

@@partyboytown I remember that show it was so absurdly cool.

[@sporeham1674]

That show was fucking rad!!! I’m gonna look for episodes now.

[@ianremer5248]

the opening to that sponser was fuckin clean