Terrible Police Rap Video - Very Really Good

[@stephz143]

kurtis should have pitbull on the pod for ep 305

[@jelly_ellipsis]

I feel like he would actually be down tbh

[@Yaslene127]

YOOO VERNON

[@stephz143]

@@Yaslene127 VERNON, YEAH PULL UP ON YA WACKS WITH THE MAC FULLY LOADED AH

[@sugiewugie8396]

​@@stephz143 VERNON YEAH PULL UP ON U WACKS WITH A MAC FULLY LOADED AH 😜

[@Skopiness]

I would watch it at least 5 times

[@yerbamatte5]

ok i don’t inherently hate the spikey suit BUT the fact that it’s mgk wearing it suddenly transforms it into a sanitized and try hard attempt to be punk and NOW i hate it

[@jaqsre]

i actually think the suit (and a lot of the things he wears) is really cool but i just.. he makes it so goofy 😭

[@aaronutulahti5138]

he looks like a walmart jojo villain

[@bunny2867]

@@jaqsrehe could wear a suit and still look goofy as fuck

[@Lily-1175]

Someone said he made fun of slipknot for wearing masks like that and now he’s wearing that?? Makes no sense

[@jaqsre]

@@Lily-1175 yeah he had beef with corey taylor for no valid reason and made fun the masks 😭 he’s such a weird little man

[@honeyswann]

I love how you were struggling to find the word “pin cushion” and went through everything else.

[@harleyrich3868]

Kurtis: "yknow, the sewing pin holder thing??" Us screaming like we are watching Dora ask if we see where something is: "PIN CUSHION KURTIS!!! PIN CUSHION!!"

[@gabstradamus]

Imagine if he was like “needle pillow” 😂

[@kategrandy3472]

I kept screaming pincushion😭

[@Grace-px5ck]

Sewing needle holder :)

[@sylv3rware]

thank you kurtis for this silly episode my week is now bearable again

[@theinventiveidiot]

Very silly

[@AriHatesMakingUsernames]

Omg i love ur pfp

[@makaylamunoz3097]

Me screaming “Pin Cushion” when Kurtis was trying to formulate the actual word for Sewing Needle Holder 😭

[@shannong.6689]

same XD

[@inthedriversseat928]

me too

[@Finn_Is_Fine]

I’m sure this will be a very really good video

[@funkyrumble0455]

I get it!

[@JB-qz3cd]

@@funkyrumble0455 i don’t 😐

[@Finn_Is_Fine]

@@JB-qz3cd it’s uh…. A very veerry really good pun. At least I thought so. It may just be a slightly maybe bad pun, but whatever

[@nighttimeskye]

i was listening to this podcast in the car and there was a cop behind me and when you hit the play button on the cop rap video i thought he was pulling me over and i about had a heart attack

[@jelly_ellipsis]

It’s extra relieving to see that what’s actually happening is a cop looking silly as hell

[@Mama_Bear524]

I was driving by the police station. Wanted to show them this rap video

[@yukineedstoes3388]

that police rap vid is crazy, i’m not done with the section so idk if kurtis has said this or not but… the fact that police are partaking in like a very big part of black culture is so whack. like many rap songs are about black people and their horrible experiences with the police, and now they’re promoting themselves like tf 😭

[@sophietayler659]

do you think only black people can rap or is it that no one that rap artists have rapped about is allowed to rap lol. stfu

[@NosManJr]

Searching sewing needle holder instead of searching what MGK wore is absolutely the best way to go about things

[@rifkadm]

My university police department also did a rap cover video around the same time that the Sante Fe did theirs - it was a hidden contagion amongst the police departments.

[@heathernusz]

let’s go!!!!!!!!! i named my restaurant in animal crossing “very really tasty” !!!

[@Bea-ni6vk]

stealing this idea it’s mine now

[@cheena...]

Animal crossing legend

[@heathernusz]

@@Bea-ni6vk be my guest

[@soggyturtle9887]

I wish the rest of the video was Kurtis trying to figure what a pin cushion was called

[@spookygreg]

The vast majority of people have at least one strain of herpes and most people pick it up as a child (sharing drinks, kisses from family, general childhood cooties). There really shouldn’t be a stigma against it.

[@emmaj7445]

herpes wasn’t even an STD until the 70s when the stigma began. it’s insane that it’s got a negative association, you can get it from pretty much anything.

[@Bea-ni6vk]

let’s start bullying people who DON’T have herpes

[@spookygreg]

@@Bea-ni6vk what losers! I bet they never even shared a drink with someone! 😂

[@thursdcy]

80% for HSV1 if you wanted to know the percentage.

[@cornbone]

there really shouldn't be a stigma against it regardless of how common it is.

[@cornbone]

imagine getting mugged and all the cops are just filming a rap parody video for youtube right across the street

[@Yaslene127]

This entertained me while I was In the bathroom at school crying and skipping 6th period. Thank you Kurt.

[@ImpalaLily23]

I feel you with the cold sore. Had the pleasure of having my first one this year in the ripe age of 30 and because of my eczema it flared up as a eczema herpeticum and I had to go to the ER and almost ended up in the ICU. So painful and felt like shit for a couple of weeks but survived! Never knew cold sores could be that brutal 😅

[@011mph]

just completed my final day of undergrad and came home to a very really good upload. love to see it 😌

[@helenahendrixson4240]

Congrats!

[@juliagross3136]

Congratulations!

[@jelly_ellipsis]

Damn you really beat today’s ass. Hail you. Lol.

[@happydanagirl]

hell yeah!! congrats

[@erika67]

303 as a guest would be cool but having Pitbull as a guest on episode 305 would be the ultimate move

[@jill5532]

Kurtis Conner forgets the words for "pin cushion" (emotional) (not clickbait)

[@megan7506]

My friend contracted herpes from a guy who went down on her with a cold sore. HSV1 can transfer from mouth to other areas! Just a little FYI for Kurtistown residents 🤠

[@kookykiddo]

it’s me I’m your friend! not really lol but this did happen to me and it was really scary and neither of us knew it was possible, so be careful!

[@jelly_ellipsis]

I’m very grateful I listened to Dr Drew religiously as a teen. Lol. I actually called in when he had an episode about that for some clarification cause I was like…wait what. Lol.

[@cl9602]

yeah, I was a bit disappointed when he said 'it's a cold sore, not really herpes :('. Cold sores ARE herpes and can be transmitted like an STI. There is nothing shameful about having herpes (HSV1 or HSV2), a huge percentage of the population does, but it's misleading to say that cold sores are not "really" herpes. It's literally the same virus, just a different strain.

[@kookykiddo]

@@cl9602 yes! Me too. I get the stigma so I don’t blame him but it did sting a bit.

[@sabahk]

i get cold sores often. they are incredibly contagious. you have to be super careful, can't even share towels or anything that touches your face!

[@ClaireBrandt508]

Kurtus beat boxing is not something I knew I needed in my life but I very munch enjoyed it.

[@sydneygardner3839]

loving kurt calling out billie and jesse’s relationship. glad he also thinks it’s gross

[@confettibastard]

PLEASE I relate so hard to getting embarrassingly angry at video games as a kid. I was exActly like that. Exactly. I’m haunted by what my childhood friends might remember. You aren’t alone kurtis it’s ok

[@lex8429]

so glad it’s not just me who gets cold sores and bad dandruff during this time of yr😭 it sucks sm

[@taylifts]

Kurtis beating us to "Kurpes" is why I listen

[@hannam4460]

I've met 3OH3 I was stage crew at one of their concerts they're super cool you should definitely have them on the pod

[@hannam4460]

nvm you have kurpies

[@kendra_arts7739]

it was so true when Kurtis said YOUCH!

[@6Jx1chi]

dude im sitting in class, doing my finals and listening to this, i almost died trying to hold in my laughter when you did the "mgk keeps being poked by his suit during the amas" bit; i have the humour of a literal child

[@yupekosi413]

can always rely on kurt for some good vibes

[@willmax95]

“Max does awesome tricks on his tech decks” i feel called out LOL

[@solangelo_shipper2630]

Sorry, but do you have the time stamp? I keep hearing people talking about it and can't find it. 😅

[@willmax95]

@@solangelo_shipper2630 hmm it was early on I wanna say between 4- 12 min somewhere lol

[@solangelo_shipper2630]

@@willmax95 okay, thank you

[@solangelo_shipper2630]

It's at 6:12, for anyone that reads this, I found it

[@thisisjustaflashback]

why did that cartoon poke noise make me cry with laughter omg I dont remember anything being that funny in so long

[@timeghost5000]

im NOT a short man with herpes, im an average man with a cold sore

[@thefilmschlock]

I love that he said to look up the sewing ball that looks like MGK, instead of just looking up what MGK looked like

[@KhanaHatake]

Kurtis not being able to find the word for "pin cushion" was too funny

[@fojr0324]

What I love most about Kurtis’ VRG set is the Bart Simpson poster. I had the same one as a kid in the ‘90s.

[@adda312]

Wooh now I now for sure that I'm not the only old person on this channel

[@graceluna6336]

they found a kid who could breakdance but not a cop who can rap

[@prkrsml]

don’t worry kurt i have a coldsore rn too so we can be embarrassed together 🤝 (thayers witch hazel blemish stick works wonders for me, it makes them go away super quick)

[@alidonwely5439]

Ugh, winter with eczema is the worst. Mine used to get so bad that now I take shots for it, but it still flares up in the winter

[@meadow_maker]

I appreciate Kurt saying he’s 5’9 even though he’s closer to 5’10. He’s a humble king not a short king.

[@maroonguy]

Street Meat lyrics: Alright Patrollin' down the street I'm lookin' at some meat I'm gonna buy some meat And then I'll take it down the street 29:24

[@gentlemints]

enjoyed the kurpies joke thanks kurt 👍🏻

[@Jupiter-ng1yi]

For the MGK outfit thing, this kpop group txt were there, and one of the members has this hedgehog and said he looks exactly like the hedgehog 😭😭 And then another one was just like how does he sit in that

[@brokenbrastraps]

i remember one time my college brought an undercover officer in to talk to us so he could deter us from his line of work 💀

[@DewDewMegaDeeDee]

Always great to see a new episode of the Herpy Kurty podcast

[@sarahlechat1659]

That sound effect is crazy funny I almost pissed myself

[@tyegordon]

Same I’m listening in my earbuds at work and that sound about made me drop my mop and fall to the floor 😂

[@froggiecat15]

A PINCUSHION KURTIS also if they made the suit look like the iconic tomato id maybe like it

[@beekinddd]

it’s so funny that kurtis doesn’t know the word for pin cushion

[@militiav6069]

Kurtis, God Bless you. You have no Idea how much I needed this in my life right now.

[@o.lemon.o]

kurt boy out here brightening up my day :)

[@sparklingarias]

mgk looked like he got out of a saw trap with that suit 🧍‍♀️

[@summerpulley8564]

I watch every single Kurtis Conner video and I love every single one

[@mirawinemiller1081]

The return of the kurtpes

[@drucillabaldus3995]

I watch your podcasts when I can’t find anything else to watch. Not because I like them but because your voice soothes me.

[@ruth2396rd]

But that’s what makes Max so cool, the fact he dips early!

[@Marykatethegr8]

Don’t worry kurtis, I’ve been getting cold sores since 1st grade, I’m 15 and in 9th grade now, the amount of times I’ve explained that “it’s not HERPES herpes, it’s herpes simplex.” Ive had 3 cold sores at the same time, multiple times. The worst time was I had four cold sores at once, 3 on the top lip and 1 on the bottom. I keep abreva in my nightstand, just in case.

[@cceloful]

It is in fact herpes herpes (: let's not stigmatize it tho. You will give genital herpes if you go down on someone when viral. It's not life threatening and it doesn't make you a slut so let's stop making the other okay and the other dirty

[@seosumi]

hate to break it to you but HSV stands for herpes simplex virus. herpes is herpes. hsv1 is usually oral and hsv2 is usually genital, but both are indeed "herpes herpes"

[@norustbuildupman]

Kurtis talking about how bad the winters are in Canada is so relatable because I live up near Canada (Montana) and I’ve been here 9 years now. It gets dark while I’m on the bus home. My dandruff also flares up. My skin gets so dry and itchy and everything is cold and I hate it 😭

[@emmahernandez7470]

MGK looks like he was trying to ward off pigeons with that suit

[@asyisnotok]

so glad to see my favorite pickup artist kurtis conner in another episode of his podcast (his graduated to wedding art!!)

[@lav9116]

Ily buddy love the pod it’s the best part of my week

[@bob8027]

That Intro song is really nice.

[@fobby_squid]

16:58 me trying to convince my friend that a 0.0001 inch pinch isn’t a micropenis

[@nobody-s6o]

Don't be a hater. MGK is the sharpest dressed man.

[@naterdawgg]

I cant get over how much i love the sets vibe

[@CatinSpanish]

catching up on the pods, MY BOY. FREEDOM FIGHTERS STILL HOLDS UP

[@olderoscendant]

The amount of time I spent yelling "PINCUSHION!" at my computer screen...

[@yarn_farm]

the way that kurtis was literally just describing flog gnaw 2019 with the ManiFest bit

[@eliasleininger4101]

Kurtis it's called a pin cushion lol

[@aranara_song]

thank you for the ep my day is now better

[@jmvonheim]

got exams this week so i needed this one

[@Mrs.Pincushion]

I'm from the state where the rap video was made😂😂😂, if you think this is a waste of tax payer money you should see the Lowrider the Albuquerque police has 💀💀💀

[@Charley070]

The way I shouted pin cushion the entire episode.

[@buttertoes6304]

the “cold sore” might be wind burn, i get that too. unless it literally looks just like a cold sore

[@-merrybirthday-9731]

I like that to people who listened without video, the “handing your resume to the police” joke had no punchline 😂

[@jadedalaska]

i remember kurt's last cold sore

[@taylifts]

"Police killings are at an all-time high, what do we do??" Santa Fe PD: "say LESS"

[@teamflare1997]

I'm eating a dairy queen blizzard.

[@christiebreeechelon]

So true kurtis

[@averya7443]

I cried playing OOT a couple years ago at 20 you’re okay lol. That water temple bruh.

[@highlywack]

bbno$ and gravy shows slap, so glad you had fun

[@user-vm7sm3gf1d]

RETURN OF THE KURTIS (to the tune of return of the mac by mac morrison)

[@chuucake]

thanks mayor kurtis

[@tornapart]

That moment when you were talking about the sawing needle balls and you couldn't find the name for it I was LITERALLY shouting PORCUPINE out loud to my PC. PORCUPINE XD POOOORCUPINE and then i was like -wait what? hahaha

[@wondervol7351]

I laughed way late at the beat joke so the laugh track was on point

[@Nicole-zh7pl]

Just got over my cold sore. It shows up on the same little part of my lip every couple years. I never leave it alone. I will pick and peroxide, bleed it out, dry it, moisten it do it all again til it goes away lol. Its a process.

[@mariest-jean6643]

fav kurt is kurt with a canadian province shirt

[@pr0doge226]

my name is max, and i have a new favorite Kurtis conner audio clip

[@brandoncrusoe773]

Kurtis Conner rules! 😎👍

[@brandoncrusoe773]

Cool man!

[@berkeleyisonline160]

the word u want is "pin cushion" kurtis

[@kendyrudy6715]

sewing needle holder is also known as a pin cushion

[@AstroNatNM]

You can take acyclovir in anticipation of a cold sore and sometimes it won’t even show up 🙏🏻

[@eminimh]

3oh!3 graduated from my high school and came to play at prom!

[@Iris-qf7yu]

It's a cold patch you could say

[@rabbitruler44]

I felt so seen when you said Canadian winters make your eczema and dandruff flare up 😭

[@kenziesharman7652]

Machine Gun Kelly’s outfit was so spikey, you could have played an episode of Manswers on it

[@jelly_ellipsis]

The embarrassment those children probably feel now 6 years later as teens….lmao

[@JoshAstronomer]

cant wait for 808's and kurtbreaks

[@shahneelay]

hi kurtis! you make me happy!

[@annakrzysiak8596]

“They show up an hour late and then shoot your dog usually” BYE 23:16

[@wickerlibrary]

my brother in christ the word you're looking for is pin cushion

[@nieljo1]

Hi loved the pod, if you do ever do an advice segment i have something that might need some advice. I am Cache and have been a fan of your videos for a while and i have a question, im in junior high and have been really struggling in math and i just have to ask, will i ever use the math i learn in my classes, thank you for the fun videos 😁