Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013) KILL COUNT

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[@toptricksandtips.1460]

First

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Second

[@theministerofseeds9366]

Hi

[@hamishhepburn6218]

Third

[@cari5627]

95th

[@hatstephla1769]

That “K byye.” He said when leather face ran into the woods from the carnival killed me

[@rebekahwolkiewicz449]

That Grand Prix line got me good! 😆

[@mehgreyson]

Oof

[@StyxHood]

Hatsteph La176 right I watched it so many times in tears

[@its_mixed385]

Yeah i died and came back to life

[@snatchadams69]

12:34 for reference

[@xxprototypexx5056]

15:58 LMAO, i just realized, the reason her shirt was torn open was literally just to give Leatherface a way of seeing her birthmark.

[@arandompufferfish5017]

Lol

[@MrBoogamin]

And for fan service

[@rancidmilktogo6129]

Underrated joke “40 Years later, Edith Sawyer has grown to be a 20-something year old”

[@juny9445]

Sawyer logic

[@hanna639]

XDDDDD

[@rhysquesada9516]

Eh heh heh heh hehhhhhh

[@rednorthlad3869]

Rancidmilktogo ha ha HA! Way way too funny HAAA! Lolololololol

[@jae2291]

Wish that’s how aging works

[@jakebrown8745]

Do love how James gives respect to actors and actresses that have passed away after the production of the movie

[@misterdoom8075]

good guy jame

[@katieburak93]

I like how Heather calls them murderers yet has no problem with the guy who literally killed her friends and boyfriend and killed others who did nothing wrong.

[@czar2977]

Family who killed and eat people just for the lols: I sleep Dudes being vigilantes killing the evil in their town: MURDERERS

[@flames2267]

@Katie Burak Remember she is a Sawyer, they all is Psychopaths

[@Royal420Way]

Hey, family is family.

[@mrbones0069]

Katie Burak and how they are “murderers” even though they killed a bunch of murderous cannibals

[@marioayala6988]

Heather didn't actually kill anybody

[@ShadowBunnyMan]

Jason: “throws machete and misses but still after the person” Leatherface “throws chainsaw and misses but runs away”

[@Idohaveacat]

Cayden The Destroyer Leatherface isn’t a living corpse

[@indusarasenanayake3889]

proud hufflepuff he ran around with a running chainsaw in his body. BEAT THAT, JASON !!!!

[@swapmarioyt64]

Jason after throwing his main weapon: * Continue to chase the victim * Leather face after throwing his main weapon: *ADIOS*

[@Jerrremy]

Okay byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@welcomestranger7180]

Because what the fuck is he going to do? He isn’t immortal he has no weapon and will be shot.

[@_simon.s_]

That flashbulb sound effect will forever be a Texas Chainsaw tradition.

[@darricktv9857]

Simon S. you saw the pewdiepie video

[@lina9535]

I've always wondered what kind of demon flashbulb it is supposed to be. Because I can't make that connection

[@iamatn3317]

This movie bothered the hell out of me not just because she didn’t bother to read the note and then teamed up with her psychotic cousin after he brutally murdered all her friends. But it’s shit like having a Trey Songz song in the background while Trey Songz is in the movie playing a completely different character.

[@Leviathan56]

I hate this shit, the Mayor and tht other guy did bacicly nothing except shoot a bunch of actual murderers.

[@Saif-zf9vb]

Reminds me of when Mad Child released his vape juice, and the store I was working at had him visit for the release. Nothing but Mad Child was playing and when it finally stopped when the customers left he was like “thank god that’s over” lol he hated hearing himself.

[@SirBigWater]

Ja Rule in Fast and Furious?

[@iamatn3317]

@@SirBigWater man everything in f&f is ridiculous now lol

[@SirBigWater]

@@iamatn3317 That was the first one he was in

[@MightyAverage]

Fun fact: Cutting Kenny in half became a fatality in MKX

[@s4nnybear]

Oh my god! They killed Kenny!

[@gigachad4413]

@@s4nnybear those bastards

[@hmanwheez5428]

Wxlfyx yeah ik I spent a whole extra 60 dollars on Kombat packs and haven’t touched it since😂

[@hmanwheez5428]

You should add a rating out of 10 to the numbers

[@freddyandfoxy7526]

Captain Rewtut I just noticed

[@gc8568]

LeatherFace: *Literally about to kill Heather* Heather 2 seconds later: Do your thing cuz

[@_giovannisanchez6032]

Sean your in the wrong place

[@christiansoldavini4320]

Aren’t you dead??

[@bradleyknoll6420]

@@christiansoldavini4320 Arthur could take leatherface >:)

[@robynnhoud]

666th like

[@Krypticid]

“40 years later, Edith Rose Sawyer has grown to be a 20-something-year-Old woman...” Subtly delivered goodness.

[@Xehanort10]

She must have found the fountain of youth.

[@kissfreak9056]

Xehanort10 Good one!

[@elbartoloco1248]

Don’t worry Michael Myers should be 21 but in the original he’s 23

[@morganzimmerle9237]

Since when are people concerned about continuity and age accuracy when it comes to a Chainsaw film lol. I think people should stop thinking so far into it and just enjoy it for what it is, a fun enjoyable Texas Chainsaw Massacre sequel.

[@Xehanort10]

@@elbartoloco1248 He's 21. The age 23 thing in the credits was a mistake.

[@neonfox582]

"Rest in peace, ya big Icelandic teddy bear!" made the actor seem so sweet all of a sudden

[@ShawnyBoy805]

She calls them murders but is somehow on the side of a serial killer that brutally murdered all of her friends.

[@bernebelmont1857]

Leather only killed one of her friends while the Hartmans were trying to kill her and hunt her down the entire film, and killed her real parents and kidnapped her at birth so one is a LOT better looking than the other in the moment

[@theautomator8372]

@@bernebelmont1857 so a cannibalistic murderer is better then the people who killed a bunch of serial killers/cannibals. Mkay

[@bernebelmont1857]

@@theautomator8372 yeah cause they were already gonna be brought to justice, it was pointless violence, all of it, esspecially killing a mother and taking her baby plus, again, the girl didint do anything wrong besides have a bloodline in her but the mayor wanted to murder her

[@storiesbyJTK]

@@bernebelmont1857 right

[@ngc4260]

@@bernebelmont1857 I mean, didn't Leatherface hunt her and her friend's down the entire time as well? The Hartman's aren't good people but her defending the cannibalistic serial murderer that killed several innocent people is just as bad, also, what were they supposed to do with her? Let her sit there with her mother and just die? You could say that killing the mother was bad but it seemed as if she was gonna die anyways, not saying it was a mercy killing however, he wanted her dead and that's the only reason he did that.

[@julissasailormercury6738]

The way she said "Do your thing cuz!" 😂

[@annettewilliams0219]

Julissa SailorMercury makes me cringe 😂

[@Vareckjeit]

Ikr

[@spongeham9703]

@@annettewilliams0219 ikrk

[@annettewilliams0219]

SPONGE Ham 😂 i literally was like “ ughhhh”

[@grysnoir]

@SkullRiderGames lol this is never getting a sequel

[@kaitlinlexiexx]

the cringiest moment in this movie is definitely “do your thing cuz!” oh god that was awful

[@leifrausch9517]

Facts

[@badmobilegamer300]

fax

[@starlynn7971]

Til this day i can not stop laughing at that part...

[@blackoutproductions6508]

To be fair, he did do his thing cuz

[@starlynn7971]

@@blackoutproductions6508 lmfao true that

[@Speems]

McCarty: “CGI can go fuck itself” Later in the movie: the absolute worst digital grinder death effects to grace the screen So I guess he wasn’t too far off

[@patzmaru98]

Lol "40 years later...she grows up to be a 27 year old woman" 😂 love your commentary and the music you use 🤟🏼

[@RosieHip24]

Isn't it strange to see a 27 year old play a 40 year old? They usually play teenagers.

[@Techghoul23]

Yeah she gonna be aging so fast slow

[@normiesaredegeneratesthatn3331]

If she was born in 1973 and was 27 during the movie, then that would mean the movie takes place in 2000. Now, that would've been believable if they didn't show fucking smartphones in the movie. The timeline is all over the damn place.

[@FireAngelChris]

lol it’s hilarious

[@jamessemaj9881]

"40 years later, Edith Rose Sawyer has grown to be a 20-something year old woman" 😂

[@michaelbreen7865]

Maybe because no 40-year-old woman in her right mind would want Leatherface playing their cousin.

[@TheJetmedix]

James Semaj Yeah it’s probably so it attracts a younger audience.

[@Techghoul23]

They shrink age so fast slow

[@roigergoololo3966]

Which means she must have had a role in Interstellar.

[@gavinfair7683]

i was the 420th like

[@klownz5787]

For anyone who wants to know the upcoming kill counts here May 31-Leatherface Jun 7-Sleepaway Camp Jun 14- Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers Jun 21- Sleepaway Camp III: TeenAge Wasteland Jun 28- Sleepaway Camp IV: The Survivor Jul 5- Return to Sleepaway Camp Jul 12- Jaws Jul 19- Jaws 2 Jul 26- Jaws 3 Aug 2- Jaws 4 Aug 9- Final Destination Aug 16- Final Destination 2 Aug 23- Final Destination 3 Aug 30- Final Destination 4 Sep 6- Final Destination 5

[@infinity_karma9092]

Klownz oh cool thanks

[@veryepiccoolanimations8438]

@Burger Tree James announced it in a video

[@NikkiKoy15]

Silent hero right here

[@kingyichi1149]

Oooh shit he’s doing final destination

[@doodledangernoodle2517]

November will probably be Terminator 1+2 seeing as Dark Fate is coming out.

[@sharyageorge]

I’m surprised you didn’t point out the way Leatherface changed his masks by sewing them to his face. That scene always stuck out to me the most out of this movie. Can you imagine how painful that is?

[@illiteratecup9094]

Kenny dying while trying to run up the stairs is the real reason I’ve been sprinting up my stairs since I was 9. Edit: not dying just getting hooked.

[@Ineedgames]

Oh my god. They killed Kenny.

[@cowboy7597]

Aya ya those bastards

[@carawilliams3257]

I just Sprinted up my stairs because I thought I was a dog

[@Ken-vv7bo]

oh my god, they killed me

[@CZsWorld]

I didn't get my 3D glasses in the mail.

[@gamingwithsanju4248]

🤣🤣

[@AMS52303]

No one notices an amazing youtuber in the comments, sad days.

[@bassnoob8214]

How well do you think a saw comic series would work

[@amyfalkai7889]

@@bassnoob8214 that would be dope

[@alwandminasyan3579]

Twisted worked on this

[@bobbobbobbobb]

Conceptually, I actually like the idea behind this film. A lost member of the Sawyer family returns and discovers her heritage and is forced to side with her giant chainsaw-wielding cannibal cousin to survive a lynch mob who wants to string her up just because of who her parents were. And I don't see a problem with showing more of the sympathetic human side of Leatherface. James himself said in the first film's kill count that Leatherface was more human than the likes of Michael and Jason. That's what makes him interesting. The problem is its execution.

[@Xehanort10]

The original showed sympathetic elements to Leatherface with him getting scared by Sally's friends coming into the Sawyer house and showing how badly his family treats him. The problem with this film is that it portrays him as a full on good guy despite the fact that he's killing innocent people and portrays his family being killed as a bad thing even though they were cannibalistic serial killers who'd have gone on killing and eating people if they hadn't been killed so the Sawyers deserved to die.

[@thatcreepyberdinthecorner1097]

I don’t think a sympathetic Leatherface could ever work. His whole thing is wearing other people’s faces. In the first movie it wasn’t a home invasion, the people who walked into his house needed some help if I remember correctly, and even when they run away he pulls them back into the house then tortures, butchers, and eats them. Being mentally Ill doesn’t suddenly make you sympathetic, and yes he’s pushed around by his family, but they push everyone around. And the oldest brother is kinda less evil since he’s not actually killing anyone, while Leatherface puts people on hooks and lets them bleed out. I will never understand why people feel bad for someone who wears other people’s faces.

[@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917]

@@thatcreepyberdinthecorner1097 Dreyton still Bossing around his other Brothers and probably will ordering his younger brothers or have his grandpa to kill for him because He said He isn’t taking Pleasure of killing

[@panonymousbloom5405]

@@thatcreepyberdinthecorner1097 he's not mentally _ill_ , he's mentally _disabled_ . In the first movie, he can't talk which is why he makes those "pig snorts" and gestures a lot to communicate. After the attack, he literally runs through the house making crying noises because he doesn't understand what is happening. Same thing in the dinner scene - while his brothers are laughing and mocking Sally, he either tries to take care of the grandpa instead of leans into her with curiosity (though he also screams with her at the start). He has the mental capabilities of a toddler (which is why a 6'5+/- man who can carry a grown ass woman with one hand literally cowers in fear in front of his older brother), said by the creator themselves, and he is being abused by his family and forced to do dirty work for them. In the real-life, if he was born into a normal family. he would be put with a caretaker for the rest of his life because people with his developmental issues can't take care of themselves. He was born in a family where doing things from human skin is normal, and he doesn't have the mental capacity to think for himself. The cook brother is not only able to function on an adult level but actually has a life outside the house. He had a chance to see people that were different than his family. Leatherface didn't. Also, the cook brother is the one who got Sally back to the house and is the one who abuses his mentally disabled brother. He could just let her go, he didn't. Whenever he actually deals the blows doesn't matter in this care.

[@brennicolas3093]

The movies not THAT bad. Aside from some awful 3D effects and the fact that a baby in 1974 is only in her 20’s in 2013, this was a better sequel than 3 or 4, and the franchise was finally getting some continuity with the prequel “Leatherface”. At least we didn’t get some half assed remake of the original like every other sequel, and they actually attempted to do a little world building. I’m not going to complain about the characters because honestly their only job is to be body count, and no franchise is worse at killing random people for no reason than Friday the 13th.

[@KiriakosVilchez]

Imagine the Halloween equivalent: *Laurie Strode tosses a knife into Michael's window at Smith's Grove Sanitarium* Laurie: "Get 'em bro!" *Michael Myers proceeds to slash his way out* Dr. Loomis: *surprised Pikachu face*

[@dianakosianka5344]

Given what Michael Myers put Laurie through, that would be completely out of character for her to not only be suddenly okay with his actions, but also flat out team up with him too.

[@KiriakosVilchez]

@@dianakosianka5344 Yet that's exactly what Alexandra Daddario's character did after Leatherface butchered her friends and nearly killed her. Lol. And I know that Laurie would never do that. Simply because Halloween is a superior film in almost every way, including writing and the realistic actions the characters take.

[@dianakosianka5344]

@@KiriakosVilchez I know. It defies all logic and human psychology.

[@theitfactorjameswheezer2852]

@@KiriakosVilchez maybe the 1st 2

[@TypicalIndian1981]

@@KiriakosVilchez yes

[@liamsgamingnocommentary6151]

Oh my god that Matthew mccoanughey part is so funny I replayed that about six times

[@anna-gj1jb]

BYYYOOOOOOOBBBEEHHHHHHH

[@nathanlarson310]

YEAUUHHHHHDUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH

[@Bakesale59]

That joke seriously gets better every single time.

[@WheeledHamster]

majority aphid20 Meat Baggg

[@alucard624]

That part never gets old.

[@theslizzlemeister5862]

Just once I want to see a horror franchise that doesn’t have fifty timelines

[@seancampbell6292]

Too bad.

[@biancacoffey4913]

Child's play has one timeline

[@abandonedindefinitely-h4l]

The ‘Saw’ franchise

[@plaxy4412]

final destination has one long timeline (i think)

[@connordavis8757]

Well to bad that's the way horror movies work

[@FemboyJoe]

Ive been watching dead meat for so long that whenever that intro rolls up. I feel so at home

[@eoindenniston2611]

What gets me is every home after a Friday I see this as a notification every week such a good way to start the weekend

[@kdotbetter69]

Same

[@guyunderyourbed9518]

Me too

[@ryanchristensen2348]

Been watching since Friday the 13th

[@BrettAbril-ik5iz]

2023

[@tmovies92]

Bill Moseley is awesome. To me he's the Robin Williams of Horror Movies.

[@morganalabeille5004]

Have you seen Repo! The Genetic Opera? He plays the brother of a guy who wears a human face as a mask. Except this human mask guy is an Italian-American with an inexplicable Italian accent.

[@tashaeggleton8444]

The clip of Matthew McConaughey appearing in each of these videos never fails to make me laugh 😂😂

[@brodaforlife]

Same It’s still one of the best moments in horror movie history

[@marquisbean651]

7:25-17:11

[@Apocalypse21187]

Not unusual to see someone clearly in late 20s early 30s play teens, think this is 1st time I've seen one play someone who should be 40+

[@CyberianFaux]

I mean, a lot of people don't show signs of aging until late in life. Though, there are others who probably don't age that well naturally. Just look at several asians, Kate Beckinsale, and such. I think, so don't quote me on this, Kate is already over 50 by a decent amount and looks like she is in her 20s. My own aunt, who is over 50 herself, is just now starting to show signs of aging. That's the weirdness of genetics for you.

[@nightflyer777]

CyberianFaux Actually, Kate Beckinsale is 45, lol.

[@CyberianFaux]

@@nightflyer777 Thank god I gave the disclaimer that I wasn't sure off of the top of my head. Either way, that is perfect for the age of the character in the movie then.

[@Apocalypse21187]

@@CyberianFaux good point on people who naturally look a lot younger, didn't think of that, still think it would have made more sense to get an older actress or have Alexandra play the daughter of "lost sawyer"

[@CyberianFaux]

@@Apocalypse21187 That is also a very fair point to make. They didn't have to go with the angle they did on who the character was. Something else I just thought of is the fact of the matter that the really old sawyer was still alive. Perhaps they have really good genetics when it comes to aging to go along with what I posted earlier.

[@brokenbutok9576]

How James edits this movie makes it look better than the original, He’s a boss at editing And his crew too

[@aidanlandis5199]

Nobody gi es him enough credit for that

[@johnnymike4950]

True

[@vatolorde7799]

isnt it Chelsea that edits the vids

[@Richard_Brown]

@@vatolorde7799 she does the podcast

[@BMaK97]

I know

[@bigbosshonchkrow625]

I love how the movie acknowledges that people in Texas pack heat with the Welcome to Texas line but then entirely ignored that fact as Leatherface is running around the Texas state fair.

[@RenaldyCalixte]

That made no sense. Maybe the producers thought shooting scenes in a carnival would be cool?

[@TheBoiooo]

4:34 'FIRMLY GRASP IT' Nice reference james

[@fergushamilton4624]

The Ace Of Aces lol you can only get it if your a die hard dead meat fan

[@mehgreyson]

Drayton: Firmly grasp it in your hand, “places the mallet in Grandpa's hand” Grandpa: “drops the mallet”

[@Harry-ei3zw]

@@fergushamilton4624 it's a spongebob reference..

[@Bojacmancork]

Harry yup when squidward was paralized

[@HorrorMonster4406]

Firmly grasp it.

[@tomtalks23]

I want the McConaughey clip to be used in Kill Counts that have nothing to do with TCM. Just whenever someone makes a goofy noise while falling. It's too good to confine to one series.

[@jamivro8710]

Thomas Broome-Jones agreed most definitely 100%

[@bcshadd]

I make that noise around the house now. My wife is not pleased.

[@shanks7987]

It literally makes my day when I see you upload.

[@alfonsvranishti2515]

It makes ur day when u see 12 year olds XD

[@captainbonesoup1686]

What

[@sammacaroni2032]

Same

[@kellyp7733]

Yup, Fridays are already great but when he uploads, it's better

[@shanks7987]

Kelly Peacock yeah best part of the week

[@kalisreelfactsandreacts8604]

It’s funny how James always says when a movie is terrible or makes no sense then goes directly into who wrote and directed it 😂😂

[@emiranda2491]

"CGI can go F--- itself" -Mike McCarty (2013) I love that quote ! Go Practical Effects! XD

[@matiasbenitez980]

And then he outright betrays his own words by doing a horrible final cg death.

[@emiranda2491]

@@matiasbenitez980 ^^' For once.....but hey, his words beats all.

[@gavinbunting7354]

I hate that quote, cgi is way better than practical effects. Some things aren’t even possible with practical effects

[@meldrickedwards1785]

@@gavinbunting7354 I think as long they don't solely rely on cgi and still have some practical effects then i'm okay with that.

[@Aplesedjr]

I think he underestimates cgi. Yeah, when it’s bad, it’s really bad. But when it’s good, it looks better than any practical effect could ever hope of being. Plus, combining the two makes some really good looking stuff.

[@ghostcheese7278]

Patrick: FRIMLY GRASP IT! Grandpa: *frimly grasps it* Patrick:yessssss Grandpa:*dies* with hammer

[@garciafever]

Lol I was looking for someone else who noticed the joke that James made as well :D

[@matthewcooper4248]

But he firmly GRASPED IT!

[@thefanlair6638]

CGI is only really okay when it's literally impossible otherwise, but when it comes to horror movies, practical effects all the way.

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

I think there is some really good cgi now but in horror movies yeah

[@Bozo542]

they could've easily had the beginning of the film take place in the 80s at the same location so that Heather's age could make sense

[@jenniferwilliams5478]

Or in the late 90's

[@HanaBakemono]

I have a theory about messing up the age of Heather. We’ve all had moments of “holy shit I’m old” when we realize how long ago something really was, like a movie you thought was 5years old is actually 15. You think that happened with the filmmakers? Like, they thought Texas Chainsaw Massacre was 20 years ago, when it was actually 40, but were in denial and didn’t wanna accept it?

[@mitchellphillips4691]

Yeah, this happened to the entire crew working on script and casting etc. I think they just wanted Youngblood lol

[@lilbuttfart7652]

Kinda like heather is stuck in her teens?

[@bernebelmont1857]

it was meant to take place in the 90s before executives messed it up I've heard But this theory is fuckin funny so either one

[@bigmanliam]

bro what

[@pat2rome]

@Berne Belmont yeah this is definitely an executive messing with things and then going "no we have to have a hot young actress to market this with!"

[@panchovilla7580]

I hated that this tried to make the Sawyers into some sympathetic figures, for god sakes they are Cannibals who tortured kills and ate people. They were all serial killers. The Hartman's were the heroes in this film. As soon as she said "Do ya thang Cuz!" I wanted to slap her so hard.

[@samomico9536]

Exactly!

[@shaypatrickcormac7439]

You are right the movie is showing the guilty inocent

[@Jonathan-oy8cl]

well to be fair Leatherface is just a scared boy, he's a killer for sure but he only killed because he was afraid of what his family would do if he didn't.

[@Jonathan-oy8cl]

@Minh-Dan Luong well that's all he knows now

[@l0sts0ul89]

@@Jonathan-oy8cl His family is dead , a dead body can’t beat you up.

[@davidparkes7741]

"Make sure you read it." "I will." James: "She won't." Me: "Lol."

[@benji1217]

@rick mcdick why so toxic :/

[@popeyesbiscuitsnobev]

@rick mcdick what dumbass says shit online but still being named Rick

[@popeyesbiscuitsnobev]

@rick mcdick okay I'm sorry dad

[@jongbingham4349]

What have I stumbled upon?

[@davidparkes7741]

Boy, this escalated quickly. Also, y'all know a written "lol" translates as someone laughing at a funny statement, which for the record the bit i quoted from this kill count video was, right?

[@super8studios208]

What I don't like about this film is that they show the Sawyers to be the good guys and the people who murdered these cannibals are shown to be the actual villains, wtf

[@ヴァイオレット-o3k]

it would make a lil sense if heather shows her psycho potential in the early movie but nope

[@super8studios208]

Bel Maxwell exactly, she just randomly turned pyscho

[@VivaLaDnDLogs]

Well, "good guys" might be a stretch. Still vicious cannibals.

[@oneinathousand2156]

I hate that “Protagonist is secretly a relative of the killer!!!” cliche. It was in this, Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween, and probably some other ones. I’m surprised Friday the 13th hasn’t introduced a “Samantha Vorhees” for Jason to mistake for his mother. If that has happened already I’m sorry. It really shows a franchise has jumped the shark cause they NEVER set it up in the first movie, it’s always several movies in. I think this one’s the worst example cause of the “DO YOUR THING COUS”. Makes no sense.

[@Team3601]

My man,Friday part 9 is the movie you’re looking for & trust me,it jumps the shark in way more ways than secret family members.

[@Jrr592]

Well at least it wasn’t a secret this time, well not to us anywau

[@thethe6326]

I thought it was good and made sense in halloween, but none of the others

[@qifangjenniferfu8767]

Don’t forget star wars

[@rasputincharlemagnemalahayati]

Jason goes to hell....

[@userdeleted8825]

For a second I thought this video was titled "Texas Chainsaw 30" and I was worried I missed parts 8-29.

[@axelnilsson5124]

Arcadia 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Icedrake201]

Must be in the same series as Halloween H20.

[@user-dj9ii1fs2w]

Lol

[@fillervision3]

@Arcadia It definitely jumped the shark when Leatherface went to space.

[@andrewwblanchard6037]

😂

[@fabiobelrause5071]

When James said “You don’t need a 5 on the AP Calc test”, I felt that

[@Dylanbolton69]

Bill Mosley is a legend, his portrayal of Otis Driftwood will stick with me forever

[@adhamhocaoimh]

“Just kiddin’ it’s fuckin’ Leatherface!” is my favourite moment in this video.

[@stevenmattrell3448]

10:37 Leatherface wins. Flawless victory *FATALITY*

[@UltimateShadow10]

R.I.P to Gunnar Hansen. Leatherface was in MKX which came out the same year he died.

[@ammarsiddiqui3586]

@@UltimateShadow10 yeah rip to gunner

[@collinramsey3935]

On an entirely unrelated side note... "Oh my god! He killed Kenny!"

[@thanachartmaneechote9517]

Leatherface uses Chainsaw It's Super Effective.

[@masonmancoffey1722]

M Hale its a perfect way to respect him leatherface in mkx

[@paparon1251]

“Do your thing cuz” 😷🤦🏾‍♂️ nooo...stop that

[@xxzxozkxlxton1344]

mr. man I wouldn’t have said anything

[@thiccestsis7789]

Papa Ron I guess they gone Alabama now.

[@thiccestsis7789]

Zomb1unicorn I wouldn’t even have thrown him the chainsaw

[@poopvagina2755]

Thiccest Sis nah g

[@radkouse1of1]

Capital D- Dope

[@someguyinazoo]

16:18 "IM GONNA THOW MOLATOV!" "Thanks Ollie."

[@caitlinsian97]

“The woman with the baby who was killed 40 years ago. That baby of course is 27 year old Alexandria” James, you kill me 😂

[@hunterjenkins915]

"Do your thing cuz" is single handedly the worst line in the franchise.

[@lesherhanes6189]

I never cringed harder In my life

[@hunterjenkins915]

It was terrible. Watching it on tv is so much worse.

[@KidSnivy69]

That is saying a lot!

[@danny1178]

That welcome to Texas line was pretty bad too lol

[@KidSnivy69]

Though other than that stupid line, I consider this movie a guilty pleasure.

[@AWESOMENISH]

You know what everyone is forgetting? If this movie is really supposed to be in the 2010s, that makes Leatherface in his 60s or 70s. You mean to tell me a guy that old is still running around like this?

[@mr.incredible9663]

He ate a lot of human meat and that makes him hella stronger and makes him live long

[@luh_dom_]

Think about it, Grandpa Sawyer was 124. Maybe old age just runs in the family.

[@DraconicMordred]

I mean Bruce Dickinson from the band Iron Maiden almost 60 still moves a lot on stage live so as long you keep physical shape you'll be fine.

[@theitfactorjameswheezer2852]

Ever heard of Ric Flair

[@pat2rome]

@@DraconicMordred yeah but I think Eddie takes care of all the chainsaw killing for him now

[@jamesoniris2647]

Y'know, if the main character was a Sophie Lauren kind of 40 year old, wanting to find out more about the family she never knew, it would be so much better than her drifter and wild 20 something.

[@MrNote-lz7lh]

I figure once you hit 40 something you stopped caring random nonsense like distant family members. That's a young person thing

[@osusamurai4138]

“FIRMLY GRASP IT” for thos who don’t know that’s from spongebob idk if it was a Coincidence or on purpose

[@DreadLockedCipher]

That oughta do it

[@stickthelanding4785]

I knew it

[@MothGirlHina]

" To whisper meat nothings " I had to pause the video to have a good chuckle at that one

[@soldanluke]

No one gonna talk about how this movie would’ve really been over when leather face showed up at the fair in texas. “Some dude has a chainsaw and is chasing people?” *7 people pull guns* “finally”

[@lukecrumpton7305]

"Oh my god you killed Kenny"

[@kombomaster9141]

Lol

[@nraanriart]

9:56 Fun fact: The blood spraying on the camera wasn’t on purpose. It was something that happened on set.

[@drople6050]

9:49 HOLY SH*T YOU GOT ME THERE JAMES OMG MY HEART DROPPED IM DYING PF A HEART ATTACK HOLYY

[@crosscountrybassin9469]

Same

[@boringotakuqwq7227]

i flinched and im crying

[@alnabulsi313]

I am CACKLING

[@BiggLesane]

I was just looking for the comment XD My heart dropped in my asshole

[@sammerrell2259]

I trusted James and now I gotta change boxers

[@Unknown-oo4hh]

18:04 R.I.P Marilyn Burns

[@calebf7842]

4:36 Patrick Star: *_FIRMLY GRASP IT_*

[@aafraid9240]

At least I'm not the only person who heard that!

[@joneatsbagels7239]

yeetus deletus Wait so you’re like saying a reference he made sounds like the thing he’s referencing

[@calebf7842]

@@joneatsbagels7239 no I'm the one referencing Patrick

[@joneatsbagels7239]

yeetus deletus and I’m the one saying that your reference is redundant because that was the intention of the original reference

[@calebf7842]

@@joneatsbagels7239 how do you know that was what he was referencing?

[@lordshura9717]

“Do Your Thing Cuz” haunts me till this very day... *shudders*

[@alucard624]

I don't know what's worse. That line or "Welcome to Texas, motherfucker!" Seriously, both are pretty stupid.

[@J4sse]

Wilder voice: *TIL THIS DAY!*

[@normiesaredegeneratesthatn3331]

@@alucard624 The funny part is Nikki isn't even from Texas and Leatherface was born and raised there. The line is only stupid by the person it's directed to.

[@uncledeath1086]

Leather Face: (Cutting fingers) Heather: (Walks in kitchen) Oh shi- Leather Face: *There will be no bitchin' in my kitchen!* Also... I was really expecting Chucky to appear out the tent of the carnival

[@yaboidaboi3265]

Wu Chang heather face

[@cw1424]

He would've been the perfect cameo for the carnival especially with one of his best lines, "Presto...Ya dead" XD

[@killergamer7222]

Lmao wouldve been really interesting to see that go down

[@smackpopcrackysmak8337]

If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen

[@edwardvalivonis23]

He was making some gnocchi

[@Dreigonix]

10:37 Wait, time out, Leatherface! You can’t mori the survivor while they’re hooked, you have to do it while they’re slugged!

[@alyssamurphy7792]

"K, byyyyyyyeeeee" lmao. That cracked me up the way James said that shit lolol 😂

[@dannydickson14]

Alyssa Murphy when was that

[@ethantaylor1866]

@@dannydickson14 After Leatherface threw the chainsaw at Deputy Carson at the carnival.

[@bestdog1781]

12:35

[@Mr-Green0]

12:12 You know what's crazy too? The time when Jason walked around in New York City.

[@quinnkehoe483]

“Do your thing cuz” what the hell is this line even it’s so hard to watch it makes me cringe lol.

[@kazz6884]

“do ya thing cuz!” never had I hated a female lead character more than now

[@andrewflor8002]

Erin Harson from Your Next would kill Heather in a heartbeat. Lol 😆

[@Orion_Otaku]

What about Blair from Unfriended??

[@MrNote-lz7lh]

Meh, she's no Rey. Although she should've used a country drawl to really sell the line.

[@mogensschmidt2498]

another dead reviews would agree with you

[@Quesoquantum]

Or those girls from the 2019 Black Christmas. Or was it 2018? Eh, it doesn't matter either way it was hot garbage

[@K-O-M]

Why would she give him the chainsaw he literally murdered her friends

[@edwardvalivonis23]

Because she is da bitch slap

[@eartianwerewolf]

Because because familyyy .

[@jonathanalbertlopez]

Because it's a stupid movie

[@quicksilvergaming7768]

Ffffaaaaammmmmiiiiiilllllyyyyyy

[@play4keeps77]

Because she knows he is mentally challanged and cant handle himself and they were snooping and hurt him

[@jimphoenix494]

Heather: Ok imma run from the crazy chainsaw dude The ground: OH NO YOU DON'T

[@jamesmaskell3743]

haha There was some particularly bad running away in this film. Gotta laugh with it.

[@alaska8944]

9:45 "Lucky for him, nothing's down right here"

[@redditcentral6487]

Just kidding it’s fckin Leatherface!

[@lorenapreciado577]

I usually don't jump scare but this shit scared the shit out of me

[@narutocardwell8490]

This Version of the Texas chain saw series has a special place in my heart because it's the 1st Texas chainsaw movie I've one watch.

[@chickenstrips9376]

Same

[@izacedington5364]

"The rules are out the window for this franchise." But I thought the only loosely followed rule was only humanoids went on the count???

[@applesas942]

The other rule is if they don't actively show the deaths on screen, they can't be confirmed. Usually because it's possible the person comes back in a later film.

[@Morningstar91939]

Missed opportunity to say “Oh my god, he killed Kenny!”

[@GAMEPRODELTA]

That bastard!

[@Quesoquantum]

"You b@stard!"

[@padraig.alicewilson6671]

You b

[@neighborhoodnimrods2811]

Ok grandpa firmly grasp it in your hand no Firmly grasp it FIRMLY GRASP IT

[@JakeDriver]

You sir … I like you.

[@brynellsidney3983]

😂😂😂

[@hhTHEBOSSANATERh]

I love it lol

[@annoyingguy9939]

Grandpa probably thought the hammer was an instrument

[@icecoldos]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@ChanceNix]

Besides the age thing being messed up, I actually like this movie.

[@luggie1721]

Good things that happened today: 1: Deadmeat uploaded 2:my dad came home from his work in Chicago 3: I got out for the summer like 10 mins ago

[@landoplayz9774]

dang ur lucky I got a week before I'm out

[@joshvalenzuela7543]

Stay in school kid go to college and stay outta fuckin trouble!!

[@commentcopbadge6665]

You're lucky. My dad still hasn't come home from going to the store to buy cigarettes. It's been........... 22 years now since he left. Should be back any time now though.

[@shmadenshmuki9843]

But what happend to the trunk driver of Texas Chainsaw 1. Is he still runnning(?)

[@redditcentral6487]

Alive or dead?

[@vcsa681]

Yes

[@sohhsleepyy3150]

Trunk? Truck

[@edwardvalivonis23]

Yes he is still running

[@zombiemangosuit4348]

ッAqenzzi Trunk? Truck Hotel? Trivago

[@TheGreekPianist]

The only part of this film I liked was the beginning. I thought they did a great job recreating the Sawyer house and setting. Loved Marilyn and Gunner’s cameos too.

[@deweybiscarner8361]

The Greek Pianist I agree. When I first seen this, the beginning really gave me high hopes.

[@multitudeofidols]

Except where the hell did all those extra family members come from all of a sudden?

[@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917]

@@multitudeofidols Let’s just assumed that They’re combined Family in New Generation and 3rd Movie

[@theitfactorjameswheezer2852]

@@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917 no mcconaghey no deal

[@MrBlueSkyof1607]

I actually like to think the baby was actually the mother of Daddadrio, she just went to visit her grandparents who, after the mother dies probably giving birth, raise her.

[@MrBlueSkyof1607]

Cremated the now grown baby so that's why we don't see her grave.

[@ZenGaijin]

"40 years later Heather has grown to be a 20 year old Woman" hehehehe nice subtle shade

[@Spider-Man2094]

She looks pretty fucking hot for 40.

[@ZenGaijin]

That Sawyer DNA is amazin, must be their diet...

[@marlonclark1896]

the sawyers sure age well

[@OhioOwns]

"that 40-year-old baby is 27 year old Alexandra Daddario…."

[@joeysopinion4463]

Hollywood is dumb

[@bhugh77]

That’s what I was thinking. The math doesn’t add up for me

[@squamish4244]

In the movie they even make sure to keep the 19__ dates blank on the newspaper clippings lol

[@fleabaguette9699]

I die laughing every time that clip of Matthew Mconaughey jumping onto the car plays. 😂😂😂

[@alucard624]

I wonder if anyone has ever approached him to try and get him to autograph their copy of that movie. His reaction would be priceless I'll bet.

[@dooparoopshipitybipboopbop4551]

Fun fact: Ollie was played by Ritchie Montgomery who was in several other horror movies including Smothered where he played the Mountain Man. Kane Hodder was also in it as Striper.

[@Joe-fg7gg]

"Do your thing Cus" God I cringed hard at that

[@gavinbunting7354]

I liked that line

[@jamesnichols3366]

It wasn't thattt bad but it shoulda been "Do your thing Jed!"

[@mx.sarcastiblaster1170]

Yeah, for me that's the worst part of an already horrible movie.

[@jamesnichols3366]

@Ay3l not really. Its better than her acknowledging her cousin after years of not knowing him and after he killed her friends. Saying his name instead isn't enotionally as close and is much more common. It also atleast gives another time they can say his name in the movie after they changed it... again.

[@gavinbunting7354]

Whatever.

[@justinbel68]

We had 2 horror icons who passed away in 2015 Wes Craven and Gunner Hansen What a sad year it was for the horror community, right?

[@Maxphyte]

17:11 is the best reaction ever to a bad line. Probably the best laugh I got from these videos.

[@moistpuss4663]

Omfg as an Icelandic man I love that Leatherface was played by an Icelandic man. REST IN PEACE LEGEND

[@daansmallegange3384]

I love how you talk about the movie. If you just show the kills it’s boring but you do a great job. Love youre video’s and keep on doing a great job

[@TheTheninjagummybear]

*your videos

[@jamesmaskell3743]

Its so great. Means I can catch up on a whole pile of films I wont get the chance to watch but not miss out on. Caught my first long podcast with the Ghost Ship one. Well worth checking out too.

[@humblelawyer4203]

9:50 that scared the crap out of me when watching this

[@ladyrevan7044]

Humblelawyer 420 me too 😨

[@matteopisano8245]

@@ladyrevan7044 same here

[@bo2720]

Only true scare in the whole movie

[@squishycoveswena]

Between Alexandra and her brother Matt, I'm just weak for Daddario genetics. Like how are they so beautiful?

[@NikkiKoy15]

Truth

[@petemadrona2252]

D[addar]io IT WAS I DIO, ALL ALONG!!!

[@Nekucloud]

I like this movie. It was sweet that Heather and Leatherface worked together to kill the villains. It was a very unique type of movie.😊

[@loganhunt5995]

Really wanted the handsome hitchhiker to actually be a Sawyer only for a great interaction with Leatherface when he walked in the room

[@skylarburrows9067]

"rip you big icelandic teddy bear 🤷🏽‍♂️" *LOL*

[@onxy1209]

“Play stupid games win stupid prizes” The definition of darwinism

[@ultimategohan1551]

No thats whats called common sense

[@lemon7873]

*_YeS_*

[@SimonPetrikov12]

Survival of the fittest. Although that doesn't come from Darwinism it fits pretty well.

[@axelnilsson5124]

It’s like a noob quest for pros in rpg’s

[@yungbloner3817]

@Burger Tree bruh

[@00aa00able]

This is a bit late but i met Gavins actor a few months back. He described the ending as multiple takes where they actually had to dub the screams because Gavin and His wife just froze when they saw Leatherface. He mentioned that Gavin and his wife would die at the beginning of another TCM movie but it never happened and was quietly shut down after filming a few scenes and signing paperwork. Pretty cool guy. Glad i met him