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[@kragmybeloved3583]

Overwatch: heroes never die Tf2: SCOTLAND IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY YOU ARE AN ENGLISH MAN IN A DRESS

[@dinonuggiesguy4847]

Tf2:Ahhhh me botlel of scrampehh

[@kyloren141]

Rubius modo sexo 👌🏻😳

[@PlanetXtreme]

League of Legends: Legends never die

[@inaki5989]

Juan porque me lo recomendo zhain watefok rubius modo sexo 😳👊

[@het6522]

Cyclops

[@grimreefer9324]

I like how 90% of the domination lines against Heavy are just “FAT”

[@HeyILoveThis]

yes

[@GangurEXE]

I feel kinda bad for him

[@dylanfrowen8580]

poor heavy :(

[@HeyILoveThis]

@@SoloSlater as a main sniper, i only once got to kill a heavy, so-

[@charmingcthulhu6544]

@@SoloSlater _you disgust me fat man_

[@oldpetyt2289]

Overwatch: *friendly insults* Team fortress 2: "I JUST BAGGED THE WORLDS FATTEST MAN"

[@gamingok1435]

Lol

[@gamingok1435]

2:44

[@iwaited90daystochangemynam87]

Fortnite characters: don’t even speak

[@shmoking466]

I always thought he said " I just Banged the world's fatest man" lol

[@boid9761]

"Here lies Scout. He ran fast, and died a virgin"

[@ace6897]

I love how spy calls a dude with a billion PhD's illiterate just because he's southern

[@Abdirahman_Mohamed]

Also is jealous that Engineer Gaming

[@PizzaPowerXYZ]

That's a lot of PhD's

[@jc_nifb]

thats exactly how it feels to be from the south

[@Awesomest915]

And for a Die Hard reference. (2 decades before Die Hard came out...)

[@heylittleguy26]

11 PhDs

[@notimetoexplain8063]

Spy wins the most savage line but Scout wins with the most consistent savagery I’ve ever seen...

[@zakpizza999]

Spy has class Scout is just a savage

[@Cov1ngtonsGhOst]

Sniper comes close to scout.

[@beautifulmeeses]

Pyros got the best roasts. My favorite is, "mmphmphmphmmphumum"

[@zakpizza999]

@@beautifulmeeses Correction:Pyros Got The Best Roasts

[@thevolitile]

Heres schematic for you MY ASS

[@maddiedoes3571]

holy shit spy thinks he's hilarious and he is

[@raylomas5508]

exactly

[@bethholland1489]

Maddie Does yup

[@bucket6585]

I've seen this moment somewhere else

[@elliebrooke3987]

Maddie Does may I borrow your earpiece for a moment THIS IS SCOUT, RAINBOWS MAKE ME CRY

[@vinnskii1821]

"I'm looking at your x-ray.. and I'm afraid *YOU SUCK!*"

[@peepeepoopoovdbhxvbcc6683]

Every other character: well crafted insult Heavy: F A T

[@pyro1436]

F A T B O I

[@Greenierw]

F A T S O

[@Xx3nxX]

F A T T Y

[@cack-yo-weennormieyaki3094]

F A T M A N

[@robloxnewuser1111]

*F A T H E A D E D F A T M A N*

[@theorangeninja6486]

"Here lies scout. He ran fast and died a virgin" Jesus, what spy, you didn't need to kill him twice :/

[@spookyskeleton9816]

I got a bucket of chicken...

[@dominickeijzer5844]

Imagine what he'd have said if they WEREN'T related.

[@mdaniyal9349]

@@dominickeijzer5844 Dear god

[@dominickeijzer5844]

@@mdaniyal9349 There's more.

[@thischannelisirrelevant.7926]

Spy literally insulted his own son...

[@landlockedcroat1554]

Sniper: be polite *Throws his piss and swears incessantly*

[@H3Vtux]

lol so true

[@howbadmebe813]

Brozuca I wish sniper would throw his piss at me

[@guessingguy7865]

Merasmus the Eldritch Bitch wat .-.

[@potato1341]

Well he also says be efficient. If using piss and insults as weapons isn't efficient, I don't know what is... and I am pretty sure he has a plan to kill everyone he meets

[@oniodera]

Yes

[@cinthia4330]

"Mute" "Mumbles" "Monster" "Mental deffective" RIP Pyro

[@superluckyandroid9449]

He was killed by his own M's

[@Brettkev]

What about heavy he’s got it roughly

[@madhavilanka7787]

Everyone so rude to poor Pyro :((((

[@davidv3612]

Scout: “Hey! Repeat after me: ‘mMhMm IM DEAD’”

[@Pope_Neuro]

Spam E to pay respects

[@thehaloscrolls391]

“Don’t bring a wrench to a gunfight” -Scout, who brings a bat to a gunfight

[@dkjjb]

and a frozen fish

[@samuraijackoff5354]

And Milk.

[@hatsans9034]

"Milk"

[@randomperson5775]

*fish*

[@mememachine909]

@@hatsans9034 "milk like substance"

[@quitequeerquesadilla]

I love how Spy is always said to be the stoic, emotionless edgy character but when he does well in battle he completely loses his composure and is the most enthusiastic bully I’ve ever seen

[@snookz13]

he’s just happy to be here

[@zoneofsan4662]

Like father like son

[@gremlinbox5655]

Same applies to the Sniper.

[@thezi2141]

My Favorite Insult from scout *"Hey Look! He Shape-shifted Into A Dead Guy!"*

[@b0nkb0ii]

Same-

[@tabbyarts3670]

Luke Zarioth my diagnosis. you suck.

[@fuegodiego285]

Mine is “here is a schematic for you my ass”

[@orestisgeorgatos6725]

No the best is by spy “I am scout and rainbows make me cry

[@pacaritopro]

"Repeat after me: mmmmph I M D E A D"

[@bickieditch9168]

I love how spy's insults are generally so pretentious, and then as soon as he gets to the medic it's just "HAHAAH YOU SUCK"

[@certifiedcoomclassic]

they all have something with medics

[@craftysmithkeith3653]

Well medic did kind of sell their souls to the devil

[@certifiedcoomclassic]

well, they got a point

[@Nitosa]

@@craftysmithkeith3653 he sold the souls of the old mercenaries not the current ones. (but he could still have done that)

[@sequinbandit2097]

French and Germans are just like that to eachother

[@rexjolles]

"Oh soilder, who will they ever find to replace you?" -Spy R.I.P. RICK MAY

[@jessiestevens7377]

My he rest peacefully😩😥

[@sebastianauremoniach.]

Dont worrt he didt die he just rocket jump to heaven

[@yellobanana6456]

You went too far, spy..

[@rexjolles]

@@pot6577 no way

[@ashercd6487]

He was good son, maybe even the best

[@quitequeerquesadilla]

“You died as you lived - RUNNING AWAY!” Fighting words for a guy from France.

[@walmaker8372]

"Okay, men, TO ACTION!" "We surrender!"

[@Man_Aslume]

Fun fact France has won more battles

[@Hello_World_not_taken]

I have tears! Actual tears 😂

[@Ze_Medic]

"Here lies scout.. he ran fast, and died a virgin!" Jesus Christ! He's already dead!!!

[@aitipsea3909]

Ze Medic Acording to the canon Spy is Scout's dad Yeah... what a dad

[@Raiz136]

I mean... that's just a running gag... but it might as well be true.

[@depressedkermit3752]

Ze Medic MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

[@oomfoof7294]

@@Raiz136 No he is his dad, it's in the comics.

[@Raiz136]

@@oomfoof7294 That information would be on the Official TF2 Wiki, And it ain't there.

[@doctorarson8652]

"hey overalls, you suck" Scout you've officially taken it too far

[@redpyro9077]

Today's episode of Pyro's quarantine life: 10 Ways to Kill Scouts Who Insult Your Friends

[@Lexious_Mofaa]

@@redpyro9077 gimme that axe, I'm gonna take care of this

[@criticalsht6653]

Ooooh look a engie main

[@kevinpeixes3735]

Overalls are hard to pull off.

[@movedchannelslol6380]

@@kevinpeixes3735 they really are.

[@somethingtwice2297]

"Don't bring a wrench to a gun fight." Shut up Scout, you bring a bat.

[@quitequeerquesadilla]

You can bludgeon people pretty reliably with a bat tho

[@kettothespymain8955]

@@quitequeerquesadilla Late comment, but you could say the same thing about a wrench.

[@FoxFan198]

5:26 As a medic main, this one line summarizes the bane of our existance.

[@Sandvichin]

Rare sighting of a medic main

[@gabbyn.3049]

4:34 "here's what I have that you don't, a functioning Liver!" Says the guy that probably has Lung cancer..

[@roberteospeedwagon1330]

S t o l e n

[@Japonezul75]

The perception and a pose too

[@alonelywriter6076]

I was legit thinking Demo: Here's something I have that YOU don't.. A functioning pair of LUNGS

[@vuelle9816]

69

[@Japonezul75]

@@vuelle9816 shut the fuck up

[@millabite5028]

Imagine having a conversation with the sniper, you would be drenched with spit.

[@vinceredman321]

Bloody wot mate

[@vinceredman321]

Bloody wot mate

[@vinceredman321]

Actually the sniper ain't Aussie he's kiwi

[@pikarmol]

simuluc *You're *fucking *he's

[@Simon6o]

pootis pow but strangely it says he was raised the australian hmmm but whats the point of telling this to a guy with doge as his dp

[@mute_phonk]

"Here's what I have that you don't: a functioning liver" Said the guy with a dead lung

[@mrminimumwagebrain]

"400,000 dollars to fire that gun, huh? Yeah, money well spent!" scout literally ate heavy alive

[@lochsry9054]

"Here lies scout. He ran fast and died a virgin" -spy 2008

[@DrikTrajado]

Lochsry 2007*

[@schuymac2639]

Lochsry well, off to visit your mother!

[@El.Gatito.]

Flex tape can't fix that

[@rendem9539]

1968*

[@Mr_Nobody2512]

That fucked scout so hard, his legs exploded

[@ice_agebaby6939]

"he ran fast and died a virgin" "well, of to visit your mother!" ._. damn ok spy

[@Sejikan]

I fuckin died to these

[@charlesramirez587]

It's canon that Spy is Scouts dad, so the last part is less insulting than it really sounds.

[@Sejikan]

@@charlesramirez587 that just makes it better

[@Funkiy]

we have the kinda same pfp

[@ice_agebaby6939]

@@Funkiy I don't see it

[@LamerGuy]

others to sniper:YOU CAN'T HIT ME Spy to Sniper: *_YOU LIVE IN A VAN!_*

[@danielmallory4687]

Scout says that as well quote this was a mercy killing you live in a camper van

[@LamerGuy]

@@danielmallory4687 like father like son I guess

[@s0l4r_27]

Scout: “hey here’s somethin you can invent, a NOT DYIN MACHINE” Engie: *pretty sure I already did that*

[@cookiefarmer2087]

His grandfather did

[@TheKatera4a]

@@cookiefarmer2087 Yeah, and Engie mainted it. Maybe not as hard as creating it, but it surely can't be easy.

[@VeenTheSkunk]

Correct me if im wrong but im pretty sure that the events of the comics havent taken place in the game, which means that at that current time the engineer had not made it yet

[@TheKatera4a]

@@VeenTheSkunk The events of the Mann Co. comics happen after the game. But only by a few years. So Engie would still probably be capable of maintaining the life extender, which is not easy.

[@Emery_Forde]

@@TheKatera4a he also upgraded it as well i think

[@Lukeyboi_]

Everyone else to medic: **just insults no biggie** Spy to medic: **bullies him and laughs at his entire existence**

[@arb1ter993]

thats what you get for not healing me

[@theocmaker353]

Just wanted to point this out. “Got ya, ya mental defective!”-Sniper to Pyro

[@squarehead6452]

Sorry there nurse, I miss took you for an actual threat. -Sniper

[@Lukeyboi_]

The OC Maker + SquareHead64 yeah but sniper wasn’t laughing..

[@saradossantosdelgadofalcao5153]

YES! POOR MEDIC!

[@kovacthesaggy4014]

Overwatch characters: *nice to each other* Team Fortress 2 characters: "Here's what I have that you don't-a functioning liver, a left eye, and a pulse!"

[@somedudefromapharmacy]

thanks to TF2 I found new and different ways to insult my friends :D

[@Felipestikman]

@@somedudefromapharmacy Are you a gacha life fan? Suscribe to me if you want!

[@sandraswan9008]

@@Felipestikman cringe

[@Felipestikman]

@@sandraswan9008 Fuck off if you dont know this game

[@Starkiller44545]

Felipesuperstar123 uwu literally asked for someone to subscribe to you because a profile picture and you think we will take “fuck off” seriously

[@Moony-Lighty]

Scout literally radiates the energy of angry teenage boy when somebody calls their mom “gay”.

[@curiousspacepirate1985]

"he ran fast and died a virgin" damn bro, you didn't need to give him a crematory service on the spot

[@micah665]

The personality and fleshed out characters are the biggest aspect of why I keep coming back to this time-less game.

[@HuskyTheAirBreather]

True, They don't make 'em like they used to...

[@thescoundrel793]

I always liked how the characters are so iconic that they’ve becomes personality templates

[@skimbrungus7777]

This game was SO ahead of its time

[@Coldkill2001]

This isn’t intended as mockery, but the word timeless is one word. Doesn’t require a hyphen

[@theguy9041]

Meanwhile in Overwatch: "I'm on fire" -every character

[@theheadlessrathorse3784]

Sniper's "Lend me your shovel so I can dig your grave!" hit hard on 2020.

[@Average_PlayerFromRoblox]

scout: i hate doctors medic that about to heal him: now i am not doing it

[@lukec1471]

Can you imagine trying to do a French accent while also doing a southern accent?

[@tackyoptic]

Yeah

[@cashwe]

@@tackyoptic oh ok

[@tackyoptic]

@@cashwe I've been waiting for a reply for 2 years and now the day has finally come

[@joshzach89]

1:34 "It was a mercy killin'! You live in a camper van!"

[@changedchannelspleasedonot7059]

oh my god

[@aldisold]

"Repeat after me! 'MMPH MMPH MMPH!', I'm dead!" I swear to god, that line always gets me

[@doggo6131]

MemeGangsta Same

[@schuymac2639]

He hey! Shapeshifted into a dead guy! -scout

[@justanotherrandomcrit8115]

This is Scout. Rainbows make me cry.

[@shadowomqtay431]

"Cmon, ragequit! Make us both happy!"

[@carpenterisaviolentman]

"Mmph mmph mmph" I'm dead!

[@noireanimations]

They are just mean towards their enemies, but they're really nice when it comes to teammates. They keep saying thank you all the time. Also scout talking about eating heavy's sandviches is really accurate. And the transition between Spy's insults for heavy to his insults for medic was really smooth

[@JediKitten927]

"Oh soldier, who will they ever find to replace you?" hurts a lot more after rick may's passing : (

[@malohn2068]

I don't get why they say heavy is fat. If you look at him his stomach is flat. He is wearing a bullet proof vest and everything about heavy screams muscleman.

[@sasukedemon888888888]

He is a lot like a strongman. He has a good bit of fat but even more muscle. Meant for strength. Drastically different than a body builder who builds muscle for show.

[@fatpigeon7422]

sasukedemon8 Didn’t he deadlift an oversized grizzly bear with ease in the comics?

[@impazie]

@@fatpigeon7422 hell fucking yeah he did

[@dr.jotarorobotnick813]

Well there are trying to insult him, so I imagine that they just realize he's big, and then immediately associate that with being fat

[@airmand7718]

There’s a reason his melee weapon is his fists

[@aronszabo5246]

"Ooh soldier, who will they ever find to replace you? Anyone!" It just doesn't feel right

[@Blushfulcorn]

No one...

[@Man1503go.]

Yep...

[@jeremygarcia25]

Spy:Oh soldier who will ever Spy: :( Spy: no one

[@du_nut_tuch_me4230]

Rick May :(

[@flameFM_]

Really doesn't

[@egaming9060]

Every time a kid dies in a video game. 6:02

[@justanotherrandomcrit8115]

5:42 Best line delivery in the whole game

[@Jackyyeah_]

The Sniper in the Meet series: Be polite The Sniper in this: SORRY THERE, NURSE, I MISTOOK YOU FOR AN ACTUAL THREAT

[@Brettkev]

Jackyyeah at the same time as him throwing literal PISS

[@lore7142]

sniper's insult energy reminds me of my father when he's watching the game.

[@grumpyguy112]

When im playing ANY fps im not trying to be nice. This game captures that perfectly.

[@valadezj10]

grumpy guy@

[@caiooliveira4964]

"Take that yo' Quack

[@Matt-kl7qc]

Lmao

[@gabrieleugeniomenegazzo9243]

Tf2 has the funniests and brutals line voices of all time

[@EntFncomp]

“Oh look you shape shifted into a dead guy!” Scout had the best domination lines

[@snookz13]

For me it’s Spy. “Here lies Scout. He ran fast and died a virgin.” “Yippee ki-yay, my dead illiterate friend.” “I merely finished what your liver started.” “That is a diet I call death.” “Medic! Medic! Medic!” “You almost healed me to death that time! “ “Burn in hell, you mumbling abomination.” “Welp. Off to visit your mother!” “HAHAHAHAHA YOU LIVE IN A VAN” “Go to hell, and take your cheap suit with you.”

[@uncomentarista3103]

"Well, off to visit your mother"

[@dumbleking5172]

"Here's what I have that you don't, a functioning liver, depth perception, and a PULSE!" For some reason, i genuinely love this line.

[@briandavidgilbertclips7223]

0:18 “You should’ve built a not dying machine” Well he kinda did

[@c9k984]

His grandfather*

[@c9k984]

@captainp100 can you confirm that

[@jetstreamsam2906]

@@c9k984 he kinda did. kinda is the key word. in the comics, he fixes blutarch's life-extending machine.

[@c9k984]

@@jetstreamsam2906 keyword fixed. Not built

[@c9k984]

@@jetstreamsam2906 if your friend drives you to the store you didn't kinda drive the car

[@carsextendedwarranteecalle8749]

I have a theory: The TF2 classes insult the other team because they can vent about their own team. Seeing as both teams have the same characters except some minor differences.

[@chopsticks_8089]

That’s actually kinda big brain tho

[@varik2622]

But when classes dominate the same class on the other team they make fun of them so does that mean that they hate themselves

[@bread5020]

@Efe Sarıkaya how is blu spy a canadian

[@johnt3606]

@@varik2622 well, scout says "I am the scout here" and that's more like saying he's better than hating himself

[@waleedalshammari8920]

Varik it’s their job to kill their-selfs, might as well have fun while doing so. (Or at least that’s how I interpreted it)

[@embr_wolf135]

"Diagnosis: You suck" that was brutal

[@wigglyjimbo]

"I merely finished what your liver started" Good lord that had no right to be as funny as it was

[@michaelfixedsys7463]

"Here's what I have that you don't, a functioning liver!" Well he has functioning lungs

[@CRUMP577]

Michael Fixedsys 1 year later and I gave you the first like on this comment, you’re welcome

[@tackyoptic]

Another 5 months and you got your second ;) (killer roast lmao)

[@Marceloloeite]

another 6 months and you got your 197th (not bad)

[@hiddentreasure2161]

After 2 years you have 362, that's quite good.

[@sethp3319]

*wheezes*

[@hexnooneescapesdeath1041]

Everyone else: simple insults Spy: *emotionally destroys everyone*

[@Professional_Dumbass]

"This is Scout! Rainbows make me cry!" "Does it hurt when I do that? It does, DOESN'T IT?!" "Here lies Scout. He ran fast and died a virgin." "I merely finished what your liver started!" "Well, off to 'visit' your mother!" *this is why we hate spies*

[@trulyimpossible4124]

No pls noed don't vibe check me

[@walterwhite2863]

"HAHAHAHAHA YOU LIVE IN A VAN"

[@slved]

5:34

[@pineapplec0ke]

That's what he's best at after all

[@foxxy-3748]

"You died as you lived: Running away." jesus fuck spy alright

[@marioluigimario6413]

“Hippo crates” is what I’m officially calling Hippocrates from now on

[@maxijvb]

a voice line for scout killing medic should be “I ate an apple”

[@Starkiller44545]

Lmao

[@moodymoosh]

*medic's unholy screams of death* "Apples"

[@maxijvb]

@@moodymoosh yes

[@hotdownmeltdown969]

@@maxijvb well, medic has losted his lincense so.....

[@maxijvb]

@@hotdownmeltdown969 oh yeah...

[@wales2k4747]

Lol the Scout called the Medic a "Deutschbag" XD

[@vampireaieon6257]

Me -> Scout “Oh look at Medic he’s a DEUTSCHBAG” ya stupid dickhead! That means Germanbag! It’s DOUCHEBAG, DOUCHEBAG!

[@themaskedman7256]

that’s funny

[@Blinman12]

I'm a German lol

[@vampireaieon6257]

Zumindest ist hier jemand Deutscher (At least someone here is German) (I’m half German)

[@lolsudjr.4772]

Bash RRTB it’s a really good insult :) I only get to hear the sniper and medic domination lines cause I’m decent at those classes but scout sure knows how to make good insults. I’m German too btw. Since you’re half German, I‘d recommend you to visit Germany! It’s a great country ✌️

[@DarkLeviathan8]

"Oh soldier, who would they ever find to replace you?" makes me sad every time :(

[@8-bityboi]

5:42 sounds like spy is getting revenge from something the medic did to him Besides the fact that the medic cut his head off and put him in a fridge and yet he never died.

[@Tobiasu]

Have you watched Meet the Medic?

[@8-bityboi]

@@Tobiasu I mean…yea.

[@lefishe5845]

Oh that.. it does sound like he might of been experimented on.

[@gqcbutworse]

“Heyyy look, you shape-shifted into a dead guy!” “Repeat after me, ‘mmmmmmmm’.” scout calm down

[@walpang8968]

Full quote is Repeat after me: "mmMmmMm IM DEAD"

[@gqcbutworse]

@Zhoutong Yang who is this directed at

[@plasticballs]

"Because when somebody is different, you wanna make fun of them" -Nathan Vetterlein

[@abandonedlmao9433]

@@nothappeningyet hes just a dumbass

[@hackergaming6372]

Read this just as it happened.

[@ShazalF.]

favorite insult: "Here's a scematic for ya.... MY ASS"

[@fubar6431]

schematic

[@ShazalF.]

20steven04RBLX Roblox Videos & More! thnks

[@fubar6431]

Shazal Farooq thanks

[@hishamalshehabi5995]

+20steven04RBLX Roblox Videos & More! (Steven Down) XD

[@TheJonCna]

"Erectin an ass"

[@SirMoFoDans4]

Their insults hit so hard I actually got sad listening to them

[@TheKatera4a]

@@gus6573 "Oh Soldier, who will they ever find to replace you? Anyone!" That hurts.... a lot...

[@Bra1n__St3w]

Everyone: shits on soldier’s knowledge Valve: yeah but the lead-

[@BurritoLad]

Sniper is pretty calm for a trained insane mercenary, but he hits HARD in domination lines. Edit: I also like how Engie pretty much just says “my good friend, please go fuck off” to Sniper.

[@Professional_Dumbass]

I JUST BAGGED THE WORLDS FATTEST MAN (i thought he said banged at first but then i realized its bagged lmao)

[@roach7852]

“One sniper to another, mate! Give! Up!” That’s like the sniper fight version of “quit squirming” and genuinely hate it

[@Klan-zo7wy]

1:17 Repeat after me MMmMMmmmM i m d e a d

[@Professional_Dumbass]

@@roach7852 im dirty minded and that made it 1000000000x worse

[@katonnor]

He is the most sane in his meet the video he is the most professional sounding seeing it as just a job

[@RoastedToastedPoops]

I actually like when scout dominates pyro "Repeat after me, 'MMUMMUNUMUNM, I'M DEAD!'"

[@Evilevie11]

+RoastedToasted Hey look, you shape-shifted into a dead guy!

[@vintobeats]

+RoastedToasted MMUMUMUNUMUM

[@mtyler357]

TROLOLOL

[@Axl4325]

The scout has the biggest mouth of the team, thats why i like the freakin runner

[@flamingrubys11]

fun fact some of pyros boice lines lime medic you can hear the line barely

[@nom3nklatura]

I'm not the biggest fan of calembour but the 1:51 "disguise" pun is gold

[@Hello_World_not_taken]

4:13 that pause🤣🤣🤣

[@jennabear]

“ MEDIC! MEDIC, MEDIC! AHAHAHAHAHAH!! ” “ Does it hurt when I do that~? It DOES, doesn’t it~? ” holy hecc my dude, this frenchman is one hella crazy baguette with the nurses

[@Homicide187.]

Im Looking Your X-Ray and im am afraid YOU SUCK Spy Is very Cruel.

[@luqmancassim3214]

RedYah that one made me laugh loudly

[@skjorta1984]

you ALMOST healed me to death!

[@KoopDraws]

I love how Spy insults his own child the most.

[@TheKatera4a]

This game is so realistic, it even shows how family relationships really are.

[@fareesakeem9329]

@@TheKatera4a This is the most realistic game ever right?

[@mircocapra4531]

@@fareesakeem9329 Never saw a scottish drunk man running at you with a sword at the speed of light?

[@cerpy4114]

I forgot is scout his son

[@thewildruda6113]

@@cerpy4114 idk wasn’t it like a man with an Afro ? (When scout dies in the comics and he almost saw his real dad)

[@lNeml]

I love how Sniper is supposed to be the politest of the cast but when he's insulting his enemies his words cut deeper than everyone else combined.

[@OreoCrimson]

KZbin: wanna see a video that came out 11 years ago? Me: *sure.*

[@ThomasTM_]

I spat out my drink when Scout called Medic a "Deutschbag"

[@didsomeoneaskforanegg2168]

There's a video of the scout voice actor saying that exact line with sandwiches taped to his head lmao

[@GameyRaccoon]

@@didsomeoneaskforanegg2168 Not sandwhiches lol, acoustic foam.

[@pot6577]

@@GameyRaccoon kzbin.info/www/bejne/emSni2lslthnm8k

[@torytube3665]

Here lies scout, he ran fast... *and died a virgin*

[@cat157]

That's a burn

[@i_request_dosh9921]

Bruh, i thought this comment was some kind of a meme

[@torytube3665]

Weed Nose I'm surprised my comment got so many likes lmao

[@Jacobpeasely]

Naw he had a bucket of chicken

[@AckieGamer27]

Actually he got laid once in “expiration date” when he used the bucket of chicken to get that blonde, and she said yes

[@MochaMaestro]

I cant believe scout just trashtalked his dad (also the laughters fits perfectly 5:19 )

[@Xx3nxX]

"Well, off to visit your mother!" Is my all time favourite.

[@Luminarise]

Scout and Spy are brutal, but Spy wins with "He ran fast, and died a virgin"

[@Mr2awsomeness]

the sniper freakin killed heavy

[@caferreri11]

Mr2awsomeness I JUST BAGGED THE WORLDS FATTEST MAN!

[@derpychicken8868]

Chris Whitaker that was a good one

[@THEmlgprominerGT]

***** aw. your bleedin' gravy fatso!

[@Stefanonimo]

"Well, off to visit your mother!" is the best domination line

[@panzerkamphwaggenlll5247]

"oh soldier who can ever find to replace you" That aged like milk

[@sandraswan9008]

"who can never find"

[@Koopkiris]

Yeah, now it's really cheesy

[@RIP2UALL]

Sad.

[@Koopkiris]

@DefinitionOfDizy I've succeeded

[@elementalcore3454]

1:38 "Ooh, self-burn! Those are rare!"

[@lefuefue]

5:22 yes friend the best medicine for sadness

[@tuxedobird]

“Here’s something you shoulda built, a not dying machine” *Engineer will remember that*

[@rainerstinkler1671]

Oh no..

[@redpyro9077]

Today's episode of Pyro's quarantine life: 10 Ways to Kill Scouts Who Insult Your Friends

[@sabiwobbi5231]

He did build a not dying machine though

[@tuxedobird]

NightShade Wow, you’re right. If only I had written a comment about that.

[@sabiwobbi5231]

@@tuxedobird heh

[@teethnet]

7 minutes of men swearing...BRILLIANT.

[@StarDustTF2]

pyro is a noob class

[@youknowwho8001]

+King The Son From Gabencity whats that have to do with this comment?

[@teethnet]

Jermone Lol ikr

[@tonyshum5569]

is not men, is MANN

[@denielcnderz9159]

They're hardly swearing at all, the fuck are you talking about

[@Brainflayer]

Spy and Sniper's lines are just straight up savage.

[@stockimage1692]

0:59 yes scout,its intimidating when a ubered heavy is running after you

[@sircatsmeow2886]

"LoL has the most toxic players!" "Overwarch has the most toxic players!" "NO it's CS:GO!" TF2; "Observe the most toxic. OUR CHARACTERS!"

[@Professional_Dumbass]

@LOAN NGUYEN NO-

[@vojinstefanovic5089]

@@Professional_Dumbass YES-

[@Professional_Dumbass]

@@vojinstefanovic5089 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@beb7435]

@@vojinstefanovic5089 NO GOD PLEASE NO

[@horsenuggets1018]

Also tf2: has friendlies and Kazotsky kick

[@ByakurenHijiri]

"Take that you *QUACK* "

[@spysappingmahinternet]

The profile picture fits that perfectly

[@redknight3829]

As I looked at your comment I heard sniper say that

[@kono_ryu]

*”QUACK”* I remember Duck Nigga...

[@rocketr8968]

Just when I saw this comment I heard the sniper say Take that you Quack at 2:50

[@spacesheep85]

A quack is a fake doctor

[@miasweatman7340]

I love how angry the scout is at the sniper despite sniper being countered by the scout anyway

[@muczkapl]

I love how sniper yells like he's halfway across the map.

[@keysontop]

Scout: "Hey, hey, look! He's shape-shifting into a dead guy!"

[@chimper_gaming]

Hey look you shapeshifted into a dead guy

[@arundas8870]

Hey look he dead into a shape shift

[@TheeM15]

Hey look he shifted into a dead shape

[@jetstreamsam2906]

whe scout sees sniper use the dead ringer

[@Meatjar_streams]

6:02

[@Stealth_Element]

"I merely finished what your liver started." holy shit.

[@boid9761]

Here's something that I have that you don't; a functioning liver, depth perception, and a PULSE!

[@karthikvelum1921]

@@boid9761 atleast demoman has a better pair of lungs than spy

[@ashercd6487]

@@boid9761 technically he does have depth perception, given you have two eyes, he has one eye, but he's drunk. And -beer- scrumpy doubles your vision

[@marshmellowguy586]

@@ashercd6487 that's... not how depth perception works

[@limendime3720]

When you haven't heard any of these because you suck at the game...

[@oliverprstholm8716]

Sniper is ruthless🤣🤣

[@thearbinator2487]

"Nice hustle, Tons-of-fun. Next time eat a salad." Ouch...

[@-aboodfrost-2779]

Lol that was fire

[@satbehindyouinmath4252]

Ehh ive seen better ones

[@thatcooldudeisawesome876]

mate spies lines are the ruthless one

[@henryelbert403]

that’s actually the scout’s voice actor’s favorite line

[@andrewstevens3097]

@@henryelbert403 Considering that he's actually a heavy main, I can see why.

[@Artruvius]

Scout = Game mechanic/4th wall (crits)/ Lore/Character habit insults Sniper = Character Appearance/Character Skill Insults Spy = Sarcasm/Intimidation/Teasing insults

[@derkommissar4986]

Giddy Up! TO HELL!

[@bernaduu266]

Actually I think that crits are a thing in the tf2 universe so it wouldn't count as 4th wall

[@CodeMan-tj3rt]

5:53 "You monster!" "But whyyyyy?"

[@slightlyslowerpoke727]

0:19 ironic, he actually built that.

[@cheemsburgar9709]

Well, Engineer's grandfather (Radigan Conagher) did engineer only rebuild it.

[@lordtarkus3444]

@@cheemsburgar9709 he still made it engineers awesome

[@Bon-bn5lc]

Lol

[@Reginald_Ritmo]

Needis

[@misterk7_-]

bonk?

[@time_keeper643]

0:18 what's funny about this line is that Engineer's grandad built that machine already

[@Thunderbolt04Studios]

3:44 The way Sniper says that line made me laugh for no reason. 😂

[@Weldedhodag]

"Be polite" "YA MENTAL DEFECTIVE"

[@GabrielSantana-xo9gx]

"Ace reflex,you bomb lobbing waste of good scotch."

[@aceofspades6542]

1:32 "it was a mercy killing you live in a c-campervan" aand thats my childhood remade

[@idress8340]

1:35

[@scrp6638]

Dude I can’t- “Here lies Scout, he ran fast and died a virgin.” Is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.