Everything Wrong With CinemaSins: Shrek in 13 Minutes or Less

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[@vixieboo_]

sinning Shrek is a sin in it's self

[@antonissa8345]

Th3Birdman three videos you could do EWW CINEMASINS: ICE AGE EWW CINEMASINS: CARS EWW CINEMASINS: KUNG FU PANDA

[@haitiangangsta1005]

Dude you rock 🔥👌🏿

[@DemBigOlEyes]

Where did you get the music cover for Smashout at the intro? I want to know!

[@Ringleader3791]

@@antonissa8345 or just every Cinemasins video(except for The Last Airbender, Lightning Thief, Sea of Monsters, and Batman and Robin)

[@andrewparker7264]

Did he really ask why a dragon was hoarding gold??? That's been an aspect of Anglo-Saxon mythology for hundreds of years since greed was their worst vice.

[@christianrapper]

It still doesn’t explain why they horde gold since they can’t spend it.

[@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim]

@@christianrapper.... It's because they're *Greedy*. Dragons are literally supposed to be so greedy that they value having the gold itself rather than having any desire to spend it. This is literally Dragons 101.

[@selonianth]

@@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim Also dey just like de shiny.

[@TheMinecraftHype]

@@christianrapper Why do some birds steal shiny shit?

[@christianrapper]

@@TheMinecraftHype I hope you don’t live near me. You have some pretty creepy birds where you live.

[@mrmax5955]

Shrek is a real satire with actual jokes unlike cinamasins

[@mattholt2451]

Dumpling Man they’re both good

[@jruss9851]

@@lukethelegend9705 GTFOH with that dumb excuse. You must be 8 to believe that garbage, or else why would they bother?

[@kgmaster9421]

yes and

[@ssgoko88]

@@kgmaster9421 What do you mean "and"? "and" I watched this video, instead of cinema sins. "and" theres a more rewarding feeling after watching a story that relies on its viewer's understanding of the content, instead of one-liners and deceptive phrasing. Would you like a more thorough explanation?

[@Scout-164]

@@lukethelegend9705 That excuse...has been debunked thousands of times by virtually everyone. STOP. FUCKING. USING IT!

[@lindseysquire8417]

I can't believe Jeremy and his people had the NERVE to say that there is anything wrong with this masterpiece of cinema.

[@joemamalamo5509]

It’s even sadder that he sinned shrek 2

[@Fictionboy16]

He did admit they're ***holes to this movie, but at least Shrek 1 and 2 each had a sin removal.

[@sadeffectsinc.6893]

@@joemamalamo5509 WHAT

[@sadeffectsinc.6893]

I was about to say that but you said it just nicely. The matrix, the glitch, AND THE AUDACITY OF THIS BITCH

[@aguyfromnz537]

Haha its funny because in reality the movie is average

[@johnnyphesto1247]

You missed one. In Jeremy’s “why did this group run” “Why didn’t that group run” The first group were just pitchfork wielding peasants, and he says they should have fought Shrek, But the second group were fully armoured knights with halberds, basically, superheroes of the era, and he said they should have ran.

[@Spar10Leonidas]

Not to mention, they were there to compete for the "privilege" (as Farquaad put it) to go rescue the princess from a fire-breathing dragon. They were prepared to go up against horrible monsters before Shrek even arrived.

[@jbcatz5]

Spar10Leonidas Speaking of horrible monsters I bet they wanted to stick a sword through Farquaad.

[@SpringDavid]

@@jbcatz5 I'm pretty sure if one of they won and survived the dragon, the next step would be to kill farquard so yeah, Shrek _is_ the best warrior to send

[@jbcatz5]

Renaldy Calixte Or Frankenstein. The pitchfork and flaming torch bearing mob is a stock trope for monster movies.

[@iambuhlockay8007]

I don’t know a SINGLE person that got the “Farquadd/Fuckwad” joke. Even as adults it goes over their heads. Mine included.

[@HostWithTheMost]

I got it.

[@Fur4all]

I thought it was Fartquad as a kid

[@ejelecflametails6657]

@@Fur4all I prefer Fartwad over Fuckwad.

[@sawanna508]

I thought it was some kind of mixture of awkward and fart (like in "He was an old fart").

[@Dovah_Slayer]

I got it when i grew up but just because i said it so fast

[@Melmeltheclown]

I wasn't expecting facts about Mike Myers. That's worth this many likes: 💯

[@noriakikakyoin6983]

Dio

[@Melmeltheclown]

@@noriakikakyoin6983 Donu- I mean, Kakyoin

[@aiiv7839]

Very interesting!

[@blancfan1]

Yeah but you can only give one😢

Yes but there wasn’t any mention of Ray Foster, a character he played in Bohemian Rhapsody.

[@danteyazidjian9620]

This is why I can’t take Cinemasins seriously anymore

[@gracekim1998]

Indeed

[@blueblade6174]

I mean, were we completely supposed to?

[@brysonsirus7747]

Blue Blade The problem is whenever they’re actually trying to criticize something, they have no idea what the hell they’re talking about, and get it completely wrong. Because they’re stupid

[@mattholt2451]

Razh 80 no movie is without a sin

[@fightingfaerie]

@@mattholt2451 True. If he actually pointed out legitimate sins. Instead we get pure bullshit

[@Theinen84]

Also, the curse SPECIFICALLY says "take love's true form". Shrek was her love. She took his form. Even if she turned into an ogre, if she fell in love with Donkey and kissed him, she would then turn into a donkey. *crunches chips* You padding the sin count bro?

[@DragonKirby]

Shit if she fell in love with the dragon we’d get dragon Fiona

[@Freakcheeks]

shrek: into the fionaverse i really wanna see that film and pinocchio-fiona

[@nottimhortons]

I think he’s padding the sin count.

[@luigiboi4244]

To be fair, I think everyone had their brain turned off at that point. Even me.

[@HostWithTheMost]

@@Freakcheeks "I'd buy that for a dollar!"

[@JAYDOG1337A]

The love's true form thing is a sin as well, the reason she becomes an ogre permanently is because Shrek is her true love, she take's loves true form, Shrek is an ogre, loves true form is thus OGRE

[@zaczane]

Simple math right? At least I thought so

[@pineapplefrostyfruits9225]

Not to mention 1. Beauty is subjective to the person 2. Beauty isnt only lying in physical appearance. It's Fiona's confidence and acceptance for what she previously oppressed about herself that makes her both such a strong character for the time, AND what makes her beautiful.

[@zaczane]

@@pineapplefrostyfruits9225 woah woah woah Wait Are you telling me that Hollywood and the Media are LYING TO ME!!!?? That an Hourglass figure, Big Tits, Huge Ass, and a Plastic Face is the only way to be Beautiful??!!!!

[@hunterlawrence3573]

I always thought it was because love is more than physical appearance, so love's true form was the "ugly" version.

[@KEeosFight]

I since her father is truly a frog having a true form is a bit more complex

[@ejigantor6634]

I quit watching CinemaSins when I realized they were intentionally misrepresenting movies to provoke people into commenting to "correct" them as a way of gaming The Algorithm via engagement, because that's dishonest and I don't appreciate that. But I'm kinda glad they do it, because I'm consistently entertained watching you call them out on their BS.

[@hypers6190]

@Soundwaveimus Prime i watch it cuz it funny to me

[@philsharpe4315]

No, their not, there just saying things that annoyed them with movies and make a couple of jokes for the audience

[@ejigantor6634]

@@philsharpe4315 Sorry friend, but you're mistaken. Their intentional misrepresentation of movies is obvious if you watch any of their videos about a movie you're familiar with. Or you could watch the video this comment is on, as Th3Birdman provides a helpful example.

[@enochdemille2396]

@@ejigantor6634 bro, I just want to say, thanks for not shitting fire on people who might need it. It's good to have compassion. Not sarcastic either, just giving a genuine thanks

[@antenna_prolly]

Better Jeremy than some nationalist.

[@EverTheFractal]

"Why is the ogre scottish" is basically saying "This made up creature in a fantasy movie isn't american? Why not?? Why isn't everyone speaking in an american accent." Like as a Scottish man I'm actually pissed. Edit: This is officially the most controvertial comment I've made on youtube. Lmao. Never mention you aren't american online.

[@hellothere8660]

“Scotland is not a real country!”

[@EverTheFractal]

@@hellothere8660 - the entirety of England

[@ToxicSkull0]

Im not even Scottish and im mad at CinemaSins’ existence

[@pastagiovanni6527]

As an American Boi I am pissed.

[@DesecratedTTV]

Can I move in with you? I don't take up much space and will eat left over breads and cheeses. America is quite literally in flames right now.

[@JRGomez81]

Historically, the Best Man was supposed to be the best man with a sword so that if someone tried to kidnap your bride he could help protect her. Groomsmen were meant to help you kidnap your bride and Bridesmaids were there to act as decoys to protect the actual bride from being kidnapped...

[@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim]

Funny how some of our traditions as a species come from really fucking dark places.

[@cyberqueen201]

I remember hearing about this but your comment gave more context to the tradition, the first time I heard about this it only said something about bride kidnapping and that's it.

[@cyberqueen201]

@Jared Jams nice

[@hannahgray120403]

I just wanna know what’s wrong with a character being Scottish? Like are we only allowed Willy from The Simpsons? What else would Shrek be? American? Because that’s pretty rude to think everyone in movies have to be like you isn’t it Jeremy?

[@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr]

Kerhs Duolingo, most villains in movies made in the United States tends to be English and not Scottish, and since Jeremy thinks that Farquad is the protagonist and Shrek is the antagonist; he thinks that the Shrek should be played by an English actor instead of a Scottish actor.

[@hannahgray120403]

Light Yagami and you see how that’s some bs right

[@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr]

Kerhs Duolingo, I agree with you that villain being the story being played an English actor, and the hero being played by an American actor is bullshit, but Hollywood has been doing that since it ever first came into existence to now.

[@elsie8757]

@@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr Where'd you get the idea that Jeremy thinks Farquad is the protagonist of this movie?? Seriously, I haven't watched the original CinemaSins video (that's what we have Th3Birdman for), did he actually say as much? Because if so, that might just be the worst take of his I've ever heard. And he's made a lot of bad takes.

[@Oscar-j6b]

As we know there are only 2 nationalities my own and political. You might say this has nothing to do with politics and you will be right.

[@moviemoth4192]

3:06 Also Shrek isn’t a man so why judge him based off a man’s showering ideals.... he’s an ogre....

[@DragonKirby]

Hes sinning characterization again, it’s literally showing that “hey,shrek ain’t Prince Charming,don’t expect him to look clean and pretty”

[@sirGuy1995]

12:39 Jeremy: “I have built my whole career on pointing out hollywood cliches.” Shrek: Mocks hollywood cliche Jeremy: “DID I HEAR A SIN?”

[@conorleneghan3055]

I’m starting to think cinema sins doesn’t understand movies

[@ToastyMuppet]

... Starting to?

[@enderlove2794]

Yeah I used to watch their content, now I cant without seeing the many many faults.

[@ToastyMuppet]

Ender Love I know BM says that’s not he wants from us, to stop watching them, but I’m glad that I unsubscribed

[@unknowndane4754]

@@enderlove2794 i watched and got so bored with them repeating the same jokes. Now I much more like Cinemawins who actually seems to want to discuss the movie.

[@SpringDavid]

Well...

[@symeou._.p2005]

Shrek after he sees that CinemaSins dared sinned every movie of his: *What are you doing in my film franchise?*

[@noriakikakyoin6983]

He was right to sin the 3rd one tho

[@symeou._.p2005]

@@noriakikakyoin6983 that movie can go burn in hell alongside the other disappointing threequels of all time, Godfather III, Spider-Man 3, Jurassic Park III, Kung Fu Panda 3 and Five Nights At Freddy's 3

[@qwertyuiop4511]

Shrek the third deserved all the sins

[@jibanyangamer9260]

@@noriakikakyoin6983 that never happend

[@clarencehemphill3403]

Fnaf 3 was pretty good and kung fu panda 3 was fucking great I dont know what you're talking about

[@maxman1602]

You forgot one: Jeremy said "There are [...] two Es on screen," meaning he thinks DreamWorks is spelled "DreeamWorks."

[@ToastyMuppet]

Or DreamWerks

[@SpringDavid]

n o i c e

[@silk42]

Dream Works Shrek.

[@TomEyeTheSFMguy]

Looks like Jeremy...... Ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. ORIGINAL JOKE 1000

[@Pinkninja0708]

Well the jokes start coming and they don’t stop coming

[@Jeremiah_D.]

Duh dudu du

[@gamewiz720]

@@Alysa-Aiday Doesn't make sense to sin movies for fun

[@AnInkStick]

He be as sharp as a pillow.

[@Popgurliess]

@@gamewiz720 Your brain is dumb but your head is dumb

[@joaovitorfarinabraga690]

11:13 also because donkeys are indeed colourblind but they can’t only see red color, and the request was for a blue flower with red thorns so yeah picking any blue flower is a 50% success

[@rabiahbosriali4218]

"Falling in love with Eddie Murphy's Ass." I actually laughed out loud at that joke, my mom had to shush me because she was on a call! See, *this* is the difference between CinemaSins and Th3Birdman.

[@escapistfromhell1543]

Cinema sins: EWW Shrek Th3Birdman : I'm gonna end this channel's entire career

[@mattholt2451]

escapist from hell no he won’t

[@squashbanana5146]

@@mattholt2451 Dude why are you fanboying for Cinema Sins so hard lol.

[@Th3Birdman]

@@squashbanana5146 It's all they have, cause they damn sure can't refute anything I say 🤣

[@SpringDavid]

@@Th3Birdman sir, _are you challenging me?_

[@maxrichards3881]

@@Th3Birdman Hell, they’re so cowardly they refused to their location gag in the infinity war video because of your parody video. Also, they ended up having to do that infamous “we will deep-fry your kebab” clip, just to pad the runtime.

[@joaovitorfarinabraga690]

I swear if he does that to the second movie I personally will find him and drown him in the swamp

[@petercross1879]

He did. He said it was bad

[@KermitTheGamer21]

Excuse me what

[@JustElleYapping]

@@petercross1879 shrek 2 is the best movie ever... :( not bad. Fck cinema sins

[@apepla9931]

It was funny but people are just really attached to shrek. All of us are. Shrek is above the law

[@petercross1879]

@@RozwellMunchausen Jeremy is a dumbass

[@gunnaryoung]

By the way most people in the middle ages actually could read, it's a common misconception. If we assume Shrek had parents they probably taught him to read.

[@travissmith2848]

Just not French and Latin (assuming we're not talking about the French themselves).

[@gunnaryoung]

@@travissmith2848, I think we may have seen the same Shadiversity video.

[@travissmith2848]

@@gunnaryoung Seems likely. Been a while since the last "But what about dragons?!"

[@jorgedeanoperez316]

Where did you get that that was a misconception? Even the nobles were illiterate more often than not in the high and central middle ages, and peasants or lowborns who could read were extremely rare (and I mean an absolutely hair-thin percentage). Mainly because books were extremely rare, and often reserved for the clergy, most of whom could indeed read. Why would any noble or peasant need to learn to read if they didn't had anything to read? News were delivered by criers, messages were memorized and recited by emissaries (letters were there, but not every noble knew how to write or read) and most shops had a sign with a shape or drawing that would allow you to identify the purpose of the store without any letter on it (like a ham, a drumstick and a chain of sausages making up the sign of a butchery)

[@saribeepo.o5111]

​@@jorgedeanoperez316 Why do you think books are required to read? All you need is someone who can read, some wet sand and a stick to teach someone. Hell, historically there are people who taught themselves how to read... Ever think that the 'no one knew how to read' nonsense has more to do with modern jokers being conditioned to think government controlled schooling is the only option to keep a person from being a drooling half-wit? ... The reason people would need/want to read is the same damn reason the written alphabet was put together in the first place, you know when there weren't any books, signs or anything to give people access to reading.

[@greenking9124]

Like that’s gonna ever happen Like that’s gonna ever happen

[@deadsteel2198]

Cinemasins: *uploads EWW Shrek* Th3birdman: What I'm about to do to your annoying stubborn little channel... I'm gonna enjoy it very very much

[@mattholt2451]

David Storie it’s a big channel actually

[@Jackn17_]

muaz ali how much views does it get a video?

[@squashbanana5146]

@@mattholt2451 it's a reference. *Shut the hell up*

[@chrishansen1842]

@@mattholt2451 idk they're pretty small you probably never heard of them

[@games_on_phone89]

@@mattholt2451you literally missed the reference he was trying to make

[@13aldixon]

Just wanna say thank you for that fact about Robin Hood. Him being French in this movie always bugged me because I knew him as an English character, but now knowing the context you gave it actually makes a lot of sense. Goes to show the difference research can make and I’ll definitely be more inclined to actually look things up now instead of just assuming something is wrong. It’s funny, but I don’t think I was respecting this channel enough until I was on Jeremy’s side and proven wrong. I was always entertained and loved your videos but now I see how they can be legitimately important to the KZbin film criticism community. So, genuinely, thank you for what you’re doing

[@Jinsoku440]

the 'That's Racist' Captions are getting increasingly more clever

[@TheAutisticOwl]

Considering all the Shrek memes I see everyday, I'm pretty sure this will be the video that will give you 1 million views.

[@chrishansen1842]

Yeeeeep.

[@cayden6057]

I wouldn't call Disney's stories "stolen". The fairytales and legends were in the public domain, after all.

[@MsCounterMax]

Emphasis on "were"

[@AlexJones-ue1ll]

@@MsCounterMax They still are. Only Disney's interpretations of them are now copyrighted somehow.

[@saribeepo.o5111]

@@RenaldyCalixte Technically many of these stories never belonged to anyone except "the people ". The Brother's Grim published many of them -however - they merely compiled them from the stories that were being told by the people for generations. Plus public domain means you don't have to ask permission. That's the whole point of the 'public' part of it.

[@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim]

@@saribeepo.o5111 The point is, none of the stories are from the imagination of the people at Disney, which many people legitimately believe.

[@pineapplefrostyfruits9225]

Public domain used to be available after 35 years of the product existing. Guess what company in the early 1900s changed that and continues to change that law, stretching it out and out and out because they refuse to have Snow White be released to view without gaining money from it?

[@alivingcoralreef609]

Knowing the internet, Cinemasins is gonna have Onions catapulted to their base.

[@InfiniteFury2K]

Never thought I'd see the day where Jeremy's video for Shrek would get sinned by Th3Birdman. That was unexpected, but effective.

[@videohistory722]

10:55 the third film also addresses this: Her mom taught her how to fight before she was even locked away. Most likely to ward off any asshole who had intentions that weren't in line with breaking the curse.

[@maxrichards3881]

Thank you, Shrek the Third! I honestly never thought I’d say that sentence. It was the very first movie that I disliked.

[@ellarasei4404]

@@maxrichards3881i really like the princess subplot of shrek three, even as a kid. I know it’s not everyone favorite but I like it

[@maxrichards3881]

@@ellarasei4404 Oh, that plot was pretty good.

[@Sword_Man_YT]

I actually had no idea CinemaSins did everything wrong with Shrek...

[@Sword_Man_YT]

Vits Vicente Torres I see, they were probably all pretty bad.

[@hasthehighground8560]

Vits Vicente Torres Only one that deserved it was Shrek the 3rd

[@hg3727]

i only watch cinema sins in bird man vids lol

[@JustElleYapping]

@@hasthehighground8560 and shrek forever after..

[@mattholt2451]

IamCalledElle that one wasn’t as bad

[@buildup3592]

That intro with the all star cover was beautiful

[@l_Eight_l]

Agreed

[@colormedubious4747]

Who sang the cover?

[@cvoghel]

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[@Darkkrebs]

Yes, it was. Can someone PLEASE tell me who sang that, because that shit was GORGEOUS.

[@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780]

it scared and confused me becuse i didnt reconise what version it was

[@squatch1565]

I scared me for a second with that sin removal for sinning All-Star. Well played.

[@Melmeltheclown]

I almost unsubscribed

[@christianrapper]

I saw that sin removal coming but it was still funny.

[@TheOneTrueOtaku1]

I like that CinemaSin’s writing makes Jeremy seem like he has dissociative identity disorder and short term memory loss that clings to his running gags as his only tether to reality.

[@kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151]

First off, all the sins for Jeremy even thinking of sinning this film. Second, WHAT IS HE DOING IN YOUR SWAMP?!

[@mattholt2451]

Kryo Ruler of the Ninth Circle of Hell you think this movie is above criticism

[@Quickdrawingartist]

@@mattholt2451 It can criticize it, yes. But this isn't giving a critique on the flaws of and just wiping shit off a clean plate with a infectiously dirty rag.

[@jimiljohnson4876]

What is Jeremy doing in this swamp?!?!

[@RazorRex]

9:10 Actually there is a reason dragons like to sleep in hoards of gold: more traditional beding materials would catch on fire.

[@Ladywizard]

Also they supposedly give the dragons who can sleep off centuries prophetic dreams

[@matttale7918]

The reasoning changes depending on the fictional world

[@ImperialFister]

also gold's a very soft metal, I reckon that that would translate nicely to a dragon

[@abthedragon4921]

Ah Shrek, my first Dreamworks film.

[@FlurryPie0]

You have to love how there’s an entire series dedicated to pointing out Cinema Sins’ mistakes

[@shlop1904]

Also, shrek wasn't even made by disney, it was made by dreamworks, which from a simple google search, can tell you is also not owned by disney, but is owned by mega media conglomerate NBCUniversal, which in turn is owned by Comcast.

[@paulheap1982]

Urgh, nobody is saying it was produced by Disney. Not even Cinemasins.

[@fatquickscope4150]

@@paulheap1982 What about Jeremy's Pinocchio sin? Why did he bring up Disney

[@PatheticApathetic]

FatQuickscope41 because it’s commonly believed that Shrek is a satire of Disney

[@ToastyMuppet]

FatQuickscope41 Since the majority of fairy tales are Disney you could say that is what Shrek was aiming for. But they reference just about any genre of film so it isn’t a Disney thing

[@BlackCover95]

MattyP The producer Jeffrey Katzenberg had a huge falling out with Disney at this time, of which then-CEO Michael Eisner played no small part. It’s pretty well-known that this movie was intended as a jab at Disney, not just fairy tales in general.

[@Sparx632]

“Take love’s true form” “Uhh why does she turn into an ogre?”

[@SamTheMarioMan]

I'd heard about the CinemaSins They'd find some faults, we'd laugh and grin But now they're washed out, desperate for the viewers Making pop culture references out of the blue Manipulating scenes to try to fool you They're a cold and they're a broken hallelujah Hallelujah, hallelujah, Hallelujah, hallelujah

[@james4life905]

Mike Myers did initially record his lines with his normal accent. (There are still recordings you could find via the technical goofs from Shrek 1.) But after listening to a rough cut of the film, Myers was afraid that the character didn’t have as much charm with the way he recorded his lines, so he asked the Dreamworks crew if he could re-record all of his lines using a Scottish accent. End result is what we see in the final cut and is honestly a good call.

[@ndriod]

Good catch on the French nobles, it's something, even in Europe, people don't know

[@davidalexander3320]

"What the hell is a dragon going to do with all this gold?" Is this the first dragon story he's ever seen?

[@samarthmerwah]

I love that you kept the "reverb" voice for the last zinger.

[@RAVENVROSE]

Shrek: "The first thin I'm gonna do is build a 10 foot wall around my land" Jeremy: "and Mexico will pay for it" Me: That was so corny that it should be illegal.

[@dancingcarapace]

Also, for Jeremy sinning the gold that the Dragon was guarding: Gold hoarding is a common trait in Dragons of any mythos. As you said yourself, Birdman, Smaug is an excellent example. And even in video games like Skyrim, the dragons at the word walls are always guarding a high value loot chest, and always have at least 150 Septims on their corpses.

[@narxmagee727]

If he did know this he'd probably say "dragon hoards gold cliche". It seems like kind of a lose-lose situation.

[@dancingcarapace]

@@narxmagee727 true, true. Jeremy sins literally EVERYTHING

[@LoCoDen42]

Th3Birdman.. thank you for existing.. and ya know defending all of our favorite movies from the .... "satire"

[@ChillPillWill]

13:19 Jermey actually has seen Shrek 2. And in the description, he said that was a terrible movie. Infinity sins just for the description alone.

[@maxrichards3881]

He actually did the video on Shrek 2 before Shrek 1. So there’s no excuse.

[@mujiescomedy279]

0:33 - I think you need to give an extra 10 sins for Jeremy saying there's 2 Es in the logo when there's clearly just one

[@notroxa]

THANK YOU

[@likehat2729]

You scared me for a second with that all-star bit for a sec

[@MrScraftineer]

Not gonna lie, I laughed at that All Star Sin harder than I should have

[@purplecoffinman8510]

Not adding 100 sins for CS even touching this masterpiece *ding*

[@brevemclendon6579]

"The dragon fell in love with Eddie Murphy's ass!" I lost it!

[@thenameyoushouldknowthekin8998]

9:08 "And CinemaSins has millions of intelligent subsrib-"

[@Hello--There]

0:32 "There are 2 K's, 2 E's, and 2 R's in this logo... This has always made me so mad... Yes, there are 2 K's and 2 R's... But there aren't 2 E's. I've never seen anybody point this out, WHERE IS THE SECOND E???

[@josebeteta8283]

Making All Star a slow song at the beginning was an interesting stylistic choice

[@DoljinsurenZ]

Fiona: I feel ugly! Jeremy: eh I'd still hit that

[@diegopansini3152]

10:03 dude, that picture is actually real? Now I wanna know where can I find such a view of the moon, and why the moon looks like that in the first place. It's gorgeous!

[@Th3Birdman]

It's a photo of a supermoon, right at about sunset. The moon can appear HUGE in the sky during this time. I personally caught one (not this big, but still fairly large).

[@diegopansini3152]

@@Th3Birdman That's awesome

[@nategracci9035]

Why didn’t u start the vid off with, “thinking of even sinking this movie.” Cinemasins is a joke

[@brysonsirus7747]

*sinning, but yes

[@gracekim1998]

Also there’s nothing with a Scottish accent, Jeremy. Also thank you for the trivia.

[@treyrex5987]

That intro song though. That was amazing. 😢 Oh yeah, Cinema Sins even thinking that Shrek is trouble movie would be a sin.

[@DraconiaDrawing]

That opening cover song is actually amazing

[@WillactTv]

Facts i wanna know which one

[@thewolfofmaedwyn03]

9:01 In some lore, such as Lord of the Rings, a good way to talk to dragons without them roasting you alive (at least for a bit) is to use flattery, to basically kind of “stroke their ego.”

[@JelaniK]

6:45 Jeremy actually wasn’t wrong here. Shrek was supposed to be a sort of revenge film against Disney by Dreamworks’ new CEO at the time

[@Ringleader3791]

Somebody should do an everything great about Th3Birdman

[@shaylajohnson3868]

That Justin Timberlake clip makes me laugh more than Jeremy’s joke🤣🤣🤣

[@HunterX05]

I love the All Star cover for the video intro... also, because I'm obligated by internet law *someBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME-*

[@kenadielise7780]

Rick roll u

[@gagegurney7528]

i was so worried when you took that sin off for sinning all star and when you said you were trolling i burst out laughing. well played Th3Birdman, well played

[@huntsman9316]

(9:02) imagine being isolated on an island guarding a princess for years and years with no one to talk to. Then, a male comes a long (remember you probably haven’t seen a male in years), and they start flirting with you... Hell yes you would be flattered.

[@Littlepup93]

9:44 There's an even simplier explanation for why Fiona's dress fit in both her Human and Ogre forms. Magic. This has got nothing to do with her wearing stretchy clothing, as even the wedding dress changes size to fit her at the end of the movie.

[@bravobird9435]

Ah memories, I remember watching Shrek in theaters when it came out

[@blueblade6174]

This is the first time I've heard that Robinhood was a nobleman. I honestly assumed he was a peasant.

[@DrZuluGaming]

Robin Hood's real identity was Sir Robin of Loxley. His family's lands were taken by Prince John after he was assumed dead during the Crusades. Most versions of the tale established that as his backstory except for, maybe, the Disney version starring Nick Wilde's ancestor.

[@squashbanana5146]

@@DrZuluGaming nick wilde's ancestor with a recolor of Baloo the bear

[@lucyhilthanra6785]

Jeremy says at the beginning "There are two K's, two E's and two R's in this logo," but... there's only one E? DING!

[@cheezemonkeyeater]

Minor correction, Robin Hood wasn't a nobleman in the earliest folk tales. It wasn't until after the upper class started writing them down that his nobleman backstory was added to it because they were uncomfortable with stories of the lower class being praised for robbing them. So whether or not Jeremy is wrong depends entirely on which period in history we draw from. Somehow, I doubt he was aware of this, though. Yup, this is what a degree in folklore studies lets you do with your life: make minor corrections to random videos on the internet.

[@simonwillover4175]

2:51 so many sins that it overflowed and went negative!

[@MidnightDStroyer]

"...stopped trying to kill them because she's fallen in love with Donkey (Eddie Murphy's @$$)." I love how you vocally rephrase some of the written dialogue, making some punny double entendres. I wonder if this one in particular was enough to send Cinema Sins to go mule-ing after his mother.

[@cadillacdeville5828]

I'm driving to Atlantic City and got an argument with my boyfriend... I needed this 😃

[@Moss_Dude]

11:05 I was about say this wrong until I remembered that in my Kung-Fu class I took about 5 years ago we referred to our teacher as "Shifu," and I was just remembering wrong. Points for accuracy, but what she was doing was not Kung-Fu, and could also be Karate if we're using well known fighting styles for names, in which case Sensei would apply to the Japanese martial art.

[@somerandofromoregon]

9:37 Aw come on, Birdman! That was funny!

[@tiberiushazo6326]

In addition to the Robin Hood thing, Robin Hood was French in the Star Trek The Next Generation episode Q-Pid in which Q transfers the officers into the story of Robin Hood and Jean-Luc Picard plays Robin Hood.

[@jvstice56]

At least Shrek *is* actual satire, unlike CinemaSins.

[@redtailarts101]

Fr. Saying poorly thought out criticism isn't what satire is. Satire is criticism through parody

[@leoryff979]

You just gonna put that snippet of an amazing All Star cover in the front and not even tell us who song it??

[@ToyLolbit234]

The fact that Jeremy is all "why is the ogre Scottish?" just makes it sound like he's questioning why they aren't American. And as an American, that annoys me.

[@blastoise_2495]

Dude I love every intro edit to your videos, very nice touch my man. Keep up the great content

[@zacharysiple629]

5:42 He gave it 4/4 stars, actually!

[@Th3Birdman]

I know ;)

[@zacharysiple629]

@@Th3Birdman :)

[@NUMBER29__]

Prince Farquad is Mr Steal Yo Girl. Oh my god that line is gold

[@Fictionboy16]

Boy, that music running gag throughout this video was worth chuckling!

[@All_Your_Fandom_Needs]

Okay but can we say that him not thinking Shrek is a kids movie is just fundementally false?

[@mecha-kicksmetro7655]

I can't believe Jeremy actually knew enough about the creation of this movie to know about the production being done by a bunch of pissed off Disney employees and that Farquuad WAS based on Eisner.

[@Taranchula]

Even so it's not really a sin of the film. Just an inside joke that maybe a small fraction of the general film going public will get. So if you sin that you might as well sin practically every famous cartoon character since the dawn of animation because almost all of them are caricatures of actual people in either looks, voice or both.

[@maxrichards3881]

Katsenberg has no intention of getting back together with Disney.

[@workingstiff0586]

8:05 If I may Birdman, Jeremy has never played video games cliche

[@afrigidnightmare4868]

I personally think Shrek’s Scottish accent works for me due to the concept of Fairytales mostly coming from Britain, Ireland, or Scotland (or are the countries mostly associated with Fairytales)

[@allykat0047]

12:10 Does Cinama Sins acually think a guy like Farquaad wouldn't want to make a dramatic entrance, especially for his futire wofe?

[@brandonsegarjr.4955]

Those Justin Timberlake moments were funny asf 😂😂

[@hammbonethegamer4505]

Nobody: Not a single soul: Th3Birdman: She's fallen in love with Eddie Murphy's @$$ 9:32