That Bitch Crazy

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jomomomo

jomomomo

Күн бұрын

Relationships, Talking, Listening

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@innertubez
@innertubez 3 жыл бұрын
"No man comes home straight from work." I felt that lol.
@jeromedavid7944
@jeromedavid7944 3 жыл бұрын
You and millions of the rest of us speaking all kinds of different tongues and living in many different cultures but still having that pitstop, stopoff, or watering hole on the way home to the crib and the beeeeatch!!!
@TraGamer1606
@TraGamer1606 2 жыл бұрын
@@jeromedavid7944 bro I stop by Starbucks and just sit in my car and do nothing.
@jeromedavid7944
@jeromedavid7944 2 жыл бұрын
@@TraGamer1606 Hey bro that's still a routine.....even though it wont make the top ten haha...it's what you need to unwind before going home to that other lifetime commitment you've made besides your career. I'm just not a big fan of caffeine after the pms start. To each his own and yours is probably a little more economical than the rest of us dropping by bars, taverns, and pubs!
@hawkboy000
@hawkboy000 2 жыл бұрын
@@TraGamer1606 I do this sometimes too. Just have a cold coffee and chill out for a bit. Watch a funny clip, check emails and whatnot
@YoChepe
@YoChepe 2 жыл бұрын
I be sitting in the car almost falling asleep 😂
@samfisher2306
@samfisher2306 3 жыл бұрын
"Why don't you get kidnapped and have something new happen to you". Holy cow Chris lol
@rosiepestel7836
@rosiepestel7836 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@BigBoss7777777
@BigBoss7777777 3 жыл бұрын
Funniest line
@innertubez
@innertubez 3 жыл бұрын
That was freaking hilarious!
@thegamingking1419
@thegamingking1419 3 жыл бұрын
I was scrolling down while listening and as soon as I started reading this comment, Iheard Chris saying the same thing
@douglasjones9285
@douglasjones9285 2 жыл бұрын
Did he hit a nerve?
@internationaleden
@internationaleden 5 жыл бұрын
Classic Chris Rock was on fire, so energetic and full of raw honest emotion, I love it, a gift for humanity
@maysommers6360
@maysommers6360 5 жыл бұрын
Absolutely! i never get tired of watching this particular stand up.
@adamsamuel8593
@adamsamuel8593 4 жыл бұрын
If social media wasn't so nasty today, Chris Rock would do much more.
@sladewilson649
@sladewilson649 4 жыл бұрын
That's called cocaine
@internationaleden
@internationaleden 4 жыл бұрын
slade wilson well I’ve done coke & didn’t come up with anything like that, it still takes wisdom to arrange words with the right timing and intensity the way he does. Steroids won’t turn you into Mr Olympia if you don’t put in the work
@sladewilson649
@sladewilson649 4 жыл бұрын
@@internationaleden thats true But I mean sometimes people can do this for like their friends but can't in a big crowd It's a mental Barrier And cocaine can help I'm not saying that it is the right way but it works just fine Cocaine and meth are very common in Hollywood U see this actors so confident that is cocaine Most of this actors have some adction A regular person can be confident 2 or 3 days in a week but not every day I will say that I am 22 and in my entire life i was confident at my peek four times I am not that good looking but I am good at conversation And those times I got the hottest girls And actors try to hack the Brain by using Cocaine
@TB4000
@TB4000 4 жыл бұрын
My mom, my sister, and every girl I went out with had some chick they hated at their job. He knew what he was talking about.
@roxassora2706
@roxassora2706 4 жыл бұрын
We're catty. I tell ya
@crowley2158
@crowley2158 4 жыл бұрын
You went out with your mom and your sister? Wild.
@KaibaSeto.
@KaibaSeto. 4 жыл бұрын
@@crowley2158 AT THE SAME TIME
@crowley2158
@crowley2158 4 жыл бұрын
@@KaibaSeto. Incest is wincest, I guess,
@ViolettaD1485
@ViolettaD1485 4 жыл бұрын
There's always been at least one woman I hated at every job I ever had. If only I'd had Chris Rock to reassure me, "I told you that bitch be crazy!"
@roflmows
@roflmows 3 жыл бұрын
100% right. ALL you really need to do is "how was your day?" i've been married 20 years this past june, and i still ask "how was your day" EVERY day of the week. and after 20 years, my wife STILL says "thanks for listening, hon" EVERY day of the week when i let her talk about her day. sometimes she'll actually break down and cry a little and say "you're the ONLY PERSON who asked me how my day was today, you're the ONLY ONE who cares." and you know, that's often pretty true...your spouse often is the only person who really cares how your day was. guys, for real--just do this one thing. it's like magic. women should do it too! :)
@RyuTempest
@RyuTempest 2 жыл бұрын
Hope I'm as blessed as you one day.
@Stoney-Jacksman
@Stoney-Jacksman 2 жыл бұрын
It all depends on the women and sincerity in communication. In the end everybody who goes through certain things in life wants to talk about it with someone who truly cares. But crhis is referring more to the bullshit talking. Thats why its so funny
@jasonlee8497
@jasonlee8497 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah yeah….been married 25 years. We talk…and understand each other. We’re a team. Especially now being ‘empty nesters’. We’re closer than ever. Just listen to each other. Ask the simple questions. It works.
@lucycan6363
@lucycan6363 2 жыл бұрын
Congratulations! Keep that happy conversation going
@paulinelambert7780
@paulinelambert7780 2 жыл бұрын
what a simp
@jayalexander929
@jayalexander929 5 жыл бұрын
This shit was too real, as funny as it was I felt it on a personal level. "LET ME TAKE A SHIT" LMAO!
@Dagma31
@Dagma31 6 жыл бұрын
She trying to destroy me LOL.
@jairolondono6824
@jairolondono6824 5 жыл бұрын
In her defense, she probably was. Women like to destroy the reputation of women they hate
@Foustdoodles98
@Foustdoodles98 5 жыл бұрын
@@jairolondono6824 damn right!!
@Tigerman1138
@Tigerman1138 5 жыл бұрын
Dynasty shit.
@devilsoffspring5519
@devilsoffspring5519 5 жыл бұрын
Hehehehehe the bitch only came to work wearing more expensive shoes than you. It's not like she emptied a gun into your chest when you walked into the office, so shaddap already! HAHAHAHAHA Oh man gotta love Chris Rock!!
@unitedstatesirie7431
@unitedstatesirie7431 4 жыл бұрын
He sure does know the SATAN flesh nature of women !
@fakshen1973
@fakshen1973 4 жыл бұрын
She wants you to ask just enough questions so she can run her mouth... so true... so true.
@xanderalex3453
@xanderalex3453 5 жыл бұрын
This is marriage counseling
@samtux762
@samtux762 4 жыл бұрын
Shrinks are there to blame the man no matter what. They always toke woman's side, while ignoring and rediculing man's valid concerns. Shrinks are vultures grabbing what they can get from the incoming divourse.
@stephaniestanley8041
@stephaniestanley8041 4 жыл бұрын
I Iaughed so hard
@thejew1789
@thejew1789 4 жыл бұрын
“She’s tryna destroy me” “What she doing rippin up your papers?”
@rosiepestel7836
@rosiepestel7836 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@houseofmatrix6174
@houseofmatrix6174 3 жыл бұрын
So true females be doing the most 😹😹😹
@dylanryan2567
@dylanryan2567 2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, we're now seeing videos on KZbin that are 15 years old!! Crazy to think KZbin is over 15 years old!!
@BirdyNumNumPodcast
@BirdyNumNumPodcast 5 жыл бұрын
just married and 100 percent relatable 😂
@magicman9218
@magicman9218 5 жыл бұрын
90% chance anyone talking about their life in KZbin comments is making shit up for internet validation
@RichWeigel
@RichWeigel 5 жыл бұрын
Just remember the first year is the honeymoon after that reality sets in. Good luck!
@Tigerman1138
@Tigerman1138 5 жыл бұрын
Getting engaged. Keeping his advice ready in the chamber.
@rminitials
@rminitials 5 жыл бұрын
Birdy Num Num Podcast you better hope your girl don't know about the internet
@emmanuelcastillo5075
@emmanuelcastillo5075 5 жыл бұрын
U fuckn idiot
@nmessai215
@nmessai215 4 жыл бұрын
“Ever tell you about the time, yea you told me about the time! Stop telling me the same shit over and over again” that part had me dyin, especially how he said it... So true lol.
@grapelund
@grapelund 4 жыл бұрын
“She’s trying to destroy me!!!” I died at this , lmao
@davidreed4046
@davidreed4046 2 жыл бұрын
"Every woman's got another woman at her job that she can't stand." ..pretty accurate. Men probably the same, HOWEVER, they don't want to come home and talk about it all night.
@FalconFlyer75
@FalconFlyer75 2 жыл бұрын
true most men know a woman at their job whom they find annoying lol
@RobertMorgan
@RobertMorgan Ай бұрын
Right, I'm home now, the day is over, I want to NOT talk or think about it, because this is the only time I'll have to NOT think or talk about it. I know all day tomorrow it'll be all I can think about, so let me think about NOTHING right now. My home is my safe place FROM work and the outside world, let's not obsess about work and the outside world in here, this is REAL LIFE in here.
@sihlesifundo6721
@sihlesifundo6721 Жыл бұрын
"Let me get my other foot in the door,let me get something to eat" 😂😂
@joystick396
@joystick396 3 жыл бұрын
Chris Rock is going to save a lot of relationships and everything he says is accurate across all races
@ABCblahblahblah
@ABCblahblahblah 3 жыл бұрын
Yea because all races are all human... What does race have to do with anything? Lol
@Abel-Alvarez
@Abel-Alvarez 2 жыл бұрын
@@ABCblahblahblah He's implying that across the globe anyone will know that communication plays an important role regardless of skin color,gender, and/or language. ☺️
@artkid9279
@artkid9279 Жыл бұрын
Chris rock should be a comedian psychiatrist
@vladimirsviridov3329
@vladimirsviridov3329 3 жыл бұрын
He actually says very relevant truth that most married men fail to follow. Good stuff!
@ChainsawDunDeez
@ChainsawDunDeez 4 жыл бұрын
Yep...I was married for 16 years...stuff was exactly like this, even the 'She crazy' bit...i would try to run to the toilet after work...she would talk to me through the toilet door Sometimes ...I'm divorced now....miss seeing my kids every day (I have them every second weekend)...but even after 3 years being divorced...my eye still twitches just hearing her voice....
@noudsu7596
@noudsu7596 4 жыл бұрын
Wow 🤣 I’m srry
@ChainsawDunDeez
@ChainsawDunDeez 4 жыл бұрын
@@noudsu7596 ha , thanks..but that's just life I guess...😁👍
@KaibaSeto.
@KaibaSeto. 4 жыл бұрын
@@ChainsawDunDeez PMSD "Post Marriage Stress Disorder"
@Inazuma68
@Inazuma68 4 жыл бұрын
Was married too for 16 years, divorced for 3 1/2 years now. We have something in common....
@allhaildrewzavic2838
@allhaildrewzavic2838 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha. Sorry mate. Great story
@aleemodeenallaham4900
@aleemodeenallaham4900 4 жыл бұрын
This is Reality disguised as Comedy I love this ❤️
@Tigerman1138
@Tigerman1138 4 жыл бұрын
Aleemodeen Allaham Indeed.
@genelomas332
@genelomas332 3 жыл бұрын
Disguised is a stretch.. it's plain truth.. 😁
@refiloemdakane
@refiloemdakane 3 жыл бұрын
"Go to the kitchen and get me my big piece of chicken"🤣🤣🤣 There was an episode dedicated to the big piece of chicken in "everybody hates chris"
@dboas2156
@dboas2156 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely brilliant - Chris the man. The more that years go by his shit like wine just gets better...
@RagaDagga
@RagaDagga 2 жыл бұрын
Watching this on my lunch break, thought about sending it to my girl. Then decided that wasn’t the best idea.
@sebherv
@sebherv 2 жыл бұрын
You bet it wasn't 😆
@monkefitness
@monkefitness 2 жыл бұрын
Was about to make this mistake till I saw this comment 😂 thank you
@bswitza
@bswitza 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah...wait for dinner. Send it!
@nancydee6106
@nancydee6106 2 жыл бұрын
You should! if she stays your girl then she’s great! If she leaves you you save time!
@axel9473
@axel9473 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, let's be honest. Chris Rock generally speaking isn't exactly girls humor. Send it to your boys
@jamesgoines7663
@jamesgoines7663 5 жыл бұрын
At least "let me get my big piece of chicken!"
@debrajames6316
@debrajames6316 6 жыл бұрын
Love chis he is so rich with knowledge! He knows about this thing called life!!
@ullerivas2755
@ullerivas2755 5 жыл бұрын
he cheated on his wife
@jaykay3512
@jaykay3512 5 жыл бұрын
lmao
@pitchedrecordsstation777
@pitchedrecordsstation777 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@unitedstatesirie7431
@unitedstatesirie7431 4 жыл бұрын
He sure does know the SATAN flesh nature of women !
@BennyHarassi
@BennyHarassi 3 жыл бұрын
@@ullerivas2755 News flash, we all cheat. Nobody wants a 30+ woman
@yentl
@yentl 2 жыл бұрын
Same goes for certain friends who always talk to you about the same shit. 😂
@llewellynnolan
@llewellynnolan 5 жыл бұрын
Legend nuff said. Bring the pain, bigger and blacker and never scared were on point 👌
@TGF25
@TGF25 4 жыл бұрын
3 CLASSICS IN A ROW!!!
@blaquenguni9249
@blaquenguni9249 3 жыл бұрын
It's no wonder he dried up after that, coz he effectively compressed his entire life history into those 3-4 hours for those 3 specials. What aspect of life did he not cover. I'd like the older Chris Rock to have an honest discussion about fame, money, sex being older, divorce etc but the climate for honesty in today's phony world would lead to him getting canceled
@Lifewithgoldbridge121
@Lifewithgoldbridge121 3 жыл бұрын
I made 2 crucial mistakes. 1; have my girl moved in with me, 2; invited her to join the gym. As soon as I reached home from work, she talked me to sleep and as soon as I opened my eyes she started talking all the way to the gym and back.
@johannmuster9726
@johannmuster9726 3 жыл бұрын
My god NEVER do this two things in 2021!
@tanner953
@tanner953 2 жыл бұрын
lol
@curlyfrys5279
@curlyfrys5279 2 жыл бұрын
thats a comedy segment right there
@raymondbarrey2148
@raymondbarrey2148 5 жыл бұрын
He must have been looking in my window!!!😛😛
@bobcobain3507
@bobcobain3507 5 жыл бұрын
LMAO!
@EmilyLucille523
@EmilyLucille523 2 жыл бұрын
I love him now more than ever! Can’t wait to see him in June!!!
@wadesharp11
@wadesharp11 5 жыл бұрын
I love how he yells and his dynamics! The man
@airpegasus5167
@airpegasus5167 5 жыл бұрын
Loved How He Incorporated This Bit Into His TV Sitcom Everybody Hates Chris 💯💯
@mustbemeech
@mustbemeech 2 ай бұрын
One of my fav shows growing up lol
@kkbaby30
@kkbaby30 5 жыл бұрын
With Chris, it seems every word out of his mouth is urgent and important. No one comes close to the electricity he generates.
@ChesireWaltz
@ChesireWaltz 5 жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness... this reminds me of the advice I gave a friend when I was venting and he looked helpless and was like "What do you want me to do?" Then realized guys don't like to vent like girls do; so I taught him what he needed to know. I told him he didn't even need to listen if I was venting, just nod sometimes, make a face, and when I pause for a while go "That bitch!". Few weeks later I was venting, paused, and got an enthusiastic "That bitch!" and I was like damn straight, so anyways this bitch... everyone was happy.
@PhenomenalMFT
@PhenomenalMFT 4 жыл бұрын
I love this!!! 😂
@youtubinit
@youtubinit 4 жыл бұрын
True homie 🤜🤛
@lazybookworm3879
@lazybookworm3879 4 жыл бұрын
This is amazing. I just had a guy ask me if women wanted advice and I had to awkwardly explain how we just want to rant and have a yes man throughout the ranting.
@sw3et24x7
@sw3et24x7 3 жыл бұрын
I just told my husband this three days ago! I'm not looking for a solution, I just want to vent! So shut up and listen!
@RobertMorgan
@RobertMorgan Ай бұрын
Whereas men are the exact opposite, 1) I feel like a little bitch venting to people, 2) why would I want to burden other people with my burdens, they don't deserve that, 3) other's feeling sorry for you and being a yes man is fatal to male confidence, 4) if I talk about it it just brings it BACK UP, I'd almost forgot about it and moved on, BUT NOW we're back on that thing, venting. 5) and most important, if I have a problem I'm trying to solve, the ONLY reason I'd rant to you about it is I'm ASKING FOR HELP. Not a listener, I want solutions, it's why I'm telling you the information, I want advice from it. Why would I be communicating without a purpose? That's just talking to talk. This is why modern therapy is horrific for men, you talk for hours just to get "what do YOU think you should do?"...motherfucker I'm paying you hundreds of dollars an hour for YOU to provide that answer, if I called my electrician who charges $150/hr and he asked me how to wire something, I'm seeking a better electrician.
@PInk77W1
@PInk77W1 5 жыл бұрын
Guy went to a shrink, said he is having problems communicating. Shrink says give me an example. Guy says like this morning, I meant to ask my wife to pass the sugar But I said, “you ruined my life u crazy biitch.”
@USMC.OIF.Vet.
@USMC.OIF.Vet. 4 жыл бұрын
Him Bike 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@WellBreadIII
@WellBreadIII 4 жыл бұрын
AAAAGGGHHHHH!!!! ROFLOL 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 STOP it!!! ROFLOL 😂😂😂😂 That's a good one! ✋👍
@thomasmorisette9042
@thomasmorisette9042 Жыл бұрын
Fellas, this was written 24 years ago , I’ve been married 16 years and we been together 20 years and I’ll tell you this is by far the best marriage advice known to man
@zlinedavid
@zlinedavid Жыл бұрын
And every last bit of it's true, ain't it?
@victoralvarez3375
@victoralvarez3375 3 жыл бұрын
If I close my eyes, I'm hearing the Zebra from Madagascar do stand up.
@ibukayov
@ibukayov 4 жыл бұрын
Lol, this never gets old 🤣, I love Chris, 🙏🏾 the higher power for this guy 😊
@MJMonroe
@MJMonroe 2 жыл бұрын
this never gets old
@zenmastermtl
@zenmastermtl Жыл бұрын
Some truths are timeless and universal.
@soAwesmazing
@soAwesmazing 4 жыл бұрын
13 years later and this is still accurate af
@InMotionForAMillion
@InMotionForAMillion 3 жыл бұрын
13 years? He did this in 1999...22 years now.
@sherzaaqrassool1335
@sherzaaqrassool1335 5 жыл бұрын
He speaks the truth
@Surfer041
@Surfer041 3 жыл бұрын
That's why he such a fantastic comedian, and is just as if not more popular now than we was 25 years ago. Plus he's eternally young.
@josephhale9198
@josephhale9198 3 жыл бұрын
Some men can't be without a woman they can't do dishes laundry grocery store yardwork take care of kids etc
@allhaildrewzavic2838
@allhaildrewzavic2838 4 жыл бұрын
Rock is the G.O.A.T. true master.
@anonamos9102
@anonamos9102 2 жыл бұрын
Not sure. Eddie Murphy would give him a run. We was so poor we didn't have no Mr. Bubble
@jasmeetpanesar6370
@jasmeetpanesar6370 5 жыл бұрын
Chris Rock just mention John Wick pencil ✏️ 😂😂
@jack_meoff69
@jack_meoff69 4 жыл бұрын
This is like 20 years before john wick
@innertubez
@innertubez 3 жыл бұрын
@@jack_meoff69 Prophetic lol
@Hellwyck
@Hellwyck 2 жыл бұрын
Agent 47 > John Wick
@jacksonmarshallkramer5087
@jacksonmarshallkramer5087 Жыл бұрын
The resolution back to the big piece of chicken was genius. Like a guitar player ending on the perfect note.
@ericleshinskie7233
@ericleshinskie7233 2 жыл бұрын
Chris, I’m crying now buddy! That’s how hysterical you are!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@chulonger
@chulonger 5 жыл бұрын
Hilarious 😂! It’s true about women can’t stand another women!. It’s like the battery, two same polarity repelling. It shows how complicated females can be.
@Monochromicornicopia
@Monochromicornicopia 5 жыл бұрын
Or simple-minded. Intelligent people cooperate
@2TrainWakefield
@2TrainWakefield 4 жыл бұрын
Glenna Smith be over a woman $ometime tho lol
@spambamkeija634
@spambamkeija634 4 жыл бұрын
Glenna Smith Men start wars for power and more resources. Edit: Nonetheless, those intelligent will be willing to compromise. Many leaders have shown such.
@pragueexpat5106
@pragueexpat5106 4 жыл бұрын
@@spambamkeija634 That's why there were vassal kingdoms within empires and appointed kings
@brownin329
@brownin329 4 жыл бұрын
Says the beta after the alpha's girls...
@musicguy9299
@musicguy9299 2 жыл бұрын
Chris , you will always be one the best of our life time. Love you man.
@justlooking1593
@justlooking1593 Жыл бұрын
Greatest of All Time!!!
@nicolejennings8389
@nicolejennings8389 2 жыл бұрын
This is how I feel when certain members of my family repeat the same stories over and over.
@kimberlyagee7338
@kimberlyagee7338 2 жыл бұрын
Lol.He talking about women but my dad 😂😂oh my goodness I have to already have my exit strategy when he calls to get off the phone or leave his house.He follow you to the car and you can say I got to go and he says okay and still be walking beside the car while you going in reverse out his driveway.
@nicolejennings8389
@nicolejennings8389 2 жыл бұрын
@@kimberlyagee7338 my dad too 🤣 like no another military story we already have heard 95 times
@davidhamilton8984
@davidhamilton8984 2 жыл бұрын
"Let me get my other foot in the effin door" Killin me...
@shaylawashington7700
@shaylawashington7700 2 жыл бұрын
"You gotta throw in I told you that bitch is crazy" 🤣🤣😩👌
@RichardHulswit
@RichardHulswit 2 ай бұрын
So good
@SharonMartinez
@SharonMartinez 2 жыл бұрын
I think that he's soooo much better now. I mean, he is good here...but, you can tell how much more professional and gifted he is in his delivery.
@jrsx5826
@jrsx5826 5 жыл бұрын
OMG SO TRUE. I do the same with my girl...How was your day? Omg cant believe. They just want you to listen.
@jasonwilliams5624
@jasonwilliams5624 5 жыл бұрын
@Glenna Smith Mine don't. She will take my topic and make it her own. Lol
@misstimzy
@misstimzy 4 жыл бұрын
Jason Williams 😂😂😂😂
@azcards07c47
@azcards07c47 4 жыл бұрын
@ J rsx. All you need to do with any woman you are "seeing". Just listen to her b/s like she listens to yours and you will be good! 52 year old woman who's been with her husband for 37 years
@edwardgyan9749
@edwardgyan9749 5 жыл бұрын
That exit though, love it everytime lol
@curtistinemiller1560
@curtistinemiller1560 6 жыл бұрын
STOP TELLING ME THE SAME SHIT!.LMAO.....
@paperchasindude6578
@paperchasindude6578 5 жыл бұрын
Yep
@Master_Bruce_Wayne
@Master_Bruce_Wayne 4 жыл бұрын
He actually did an episode about this in everybody hates Chris Genius
@killahgruvz
@killahgruvz 5 жыл бұрын
Stand Up Comedy Genius!!
@ancientfuture9690
@ancientfuture9690 5 жыл бұрын
Lololol! If he/she is repeating, it's coz they aren't growing.
@chilledtea6614
@chilledtea6614 5 жыл бұрын
no way my names christopher aguilar too! SERIOUS
@georgebalint3654
@georgebalint3654 5 жыл бұрын
Screams too much takes all the humor out of his skit. Just not funny after a while
@Jamster946
@Jamster946 5 жыл бұрын
@@georgebalint3654 lol you're crazy
@denimchicken104
@denimchicken104 4 жыл бұрын
No, it just means they aren’t doing new shit. Doing new shit ≠ growing. Plus, doing new shit often requires money. Who the fuck has money?
@williamdunlop8191
@williamdunlop8191 2 жыл бұрын
His material and delivery is genius!
@corey7542
@corey7542 5 жыл бұрын
pretty sure Chris could beat any woman in a talking Olympics lol
@nodeloliver6201
@nodeloliver6201 4 жыл бұрын
He speaks their language.
@erickluviano981
@erickluviano981 2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the episode of everybody hates Chris where Julius just repeats what Rochelle said 😂
@chloecostas1989
@chloecostas1989 2 жыл бұрын
I ended my last relationship because I was sick to death of him and the same stories over and over again. Rock speaks the truth!
@JK-yi9gk
@JK-yi9gk 2 жыл бұрын
you must have interesting stories
@juleknight7559
@juleknight7559 4 жыл бұрын
This makes marriage sound like hell
@juleknight7559
@juleknight7559 3 жыл бұрын
@@MPeaches1958 I'd much rather get divorced than die
@daveunderwood6498
@daveunderwood6498 3 жыл бұрын
@@juleknight7559 A lot of guys commit suicide instead of going through a divorce. A woman can be hell during the marriage, and far worse during a divorce.
@nevillecreativitymentor
@nevillecreativitymentor 3 жыл бұрын
@@daveunderwood6498 2021 BUMP ... under rated comment... this comment needs to rise!
@Kerrviii
@Kerrviii 3 жыл бұрын
@@MPeaches1958 LOL its true.
@kanac-6098
@kanac-6098 3 жыл бұрын
To some people. But if you support each other its good
@RichWeigel
@RichWeigel 2 жыл бұрын
Chris Rock's wife after he gets home from the show: "You got some balls I'll give you that but you about to get your cranium cracked."
@JeromeProductions
@JeromeProductions 2 жыл бұрын
ha!
@elliesings9508
@elliesings9508 5 жыл бұрын
" All a woman really wants you to do is ask her the correct questions that allow her to run her fucking mouth". Brutal but true for some women
@lillyess385
@lillyess385 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah and they can't even do that.
@BumboLooks
@BumboLooks Жыл бұрын
@@lillyess385 Men can't even be mind readers?
@msj2157
@msj2157 2 жыл бұрын
Chris ur Crazy ,but REAL 😂🤣😭
@MA-vw1pl
@MA-vw1pl 3 жыл бұрын
Its hilarious how he observes everything about humanity and makes it funny as hell.. Most black comedian's material is an echo chamber of "blacks versus whites" and that is all you hear that it is boringly predictable. But Chris Rock has a more powerful observation and is honestly refreshing and powerfully entertaining..
@paperchasindude6578
@paperchasindude6578 3 жыл бұрын
True
@yusufibrahim7916
@yusufibrahim7916 3 жыл бұрын
Best comedians in America are black.
@fbaallied
@fbaallied 2 жыл бұрын
Carlin influence
@johanstinson
@johanstinson 2 жыл бұрын
@@yusufibrahim7916 not even remotely true
@phillipkrassenstein
@phillipkrassenstein Жыл бұрын
​@@johanstinson if we're talkin about alive comedians; rock and chapelle that's all that needs to be said. Ck Louis and bill burr aren't that funny
@GeekGoonz
@GeekGoonz 2 жыл бұрын
This showed up on my recommended next to the Amber Heard Depp trial
@bongsndimande1284
@bongsndimande1284 5 жыл бұрын
I love these Rock and Champelle
@mrjooxmanallah
@mrjooxmanallah 2 жыл бұрын
LOL. This made it into _Everybody Hates Chris_ Pure hilarity
@Web-Slinger42
@Web-Slinger42 2 жыл бұрын
Rochelle: "I was supposed to take my lunch break at 1:pm but then all of a sudden Charmaine decides she wants to go at 12:30"
@Fran28.
@Fran28. 4 жыл бұрын
Till...this day... he's still spot on..n he did that...Mic Drop.. LOL 😂🤣😆
@apierre6
@apierre6 3 жыл бұрын
"she's trying to destroy me!" 😂😂😂 He's 100% right about that part. Women are always trying to make some interpersonal corporate espionage. No one is trying to destroy or undermine you. You guys just had one argument, let it go 😂.
@dianapevtsov
@dianapevtsov 2 жыл бұрын
"You know what they gonna say before it even comes out they mouth,..." This even happens with your favorite podcast.
@Tony-m3p1v
@Tony-m3p1v 9 ай бұрын
He’s a Genius! 🙏✝️🤴🤴🤴🤴🤴🤴🤴🤴🤴🤴🤴🤴🤴🤴🤴🤴🤴🤴👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@jessieroman5521
@jessieroman5521 4 жыл бұрын
My boy Chris i love him cause hes always saying it like it should be.
@Rodrickson
@Rodrickson 2 жыл бұрын
As a 22 year old adult with a 2 year relationship, and a one year old son together, everything he said is nothin but true. I ALWAYS have to smoke before i get home from work. Nd to top the cherry i work at the airport as a tug driver from 11:30-8 but from 4-8 we in the warehouse. Its 8:38 in the morning, my sons at my kothers for the weekend, the wife is still sleepin nd im wide awake smokin a blunt boutta play the game before she wakes up😂😂😂😂
@Gintoki_Madao
@Gintoki_Madao 2 жыл бұрын
Ain't no one has ended a special for me the way Chris ended his here It's so awesome
@HatianHurricane
@HatianHurricane 3 жыл бұрын
Like they say, the best comedy is rooted in truth!
@Apudurangdinya
@Apudurangdinya 2 жыл бұрын
As a kid i never thought I'll experience this but as an adult I always felt lonely, no one to talk to, even my own family never talk to me, they always criticized me and never once ask me "how are you" or "how was your day" i didn't have wife/girlfriend, and all my friends grown up and grow apart from me, as an adult it's even harder to make friends plus my anxiety meeting new people is like the cherry on top, nowadays i try to cope myself with movies, games and a lot of entertainment, but sometimes it's painful, like the other day i almost cried watching rambo the first blood, bc the ending hit home, i just felt so lonely
@adam_19855
@adam_19855 2 жыл бұрын
Hang in there king, the modern world can be a very alienating place, sometimes loneliness is a great way to get to know who you really are. Good luck and I hope your life gets better.
@lastonmwila5392
@lastonmwila5392 3 жыл бұрын
It's hilarious cause it's too accurate 😂 Bless up
@cosmicthanos4977
@cosmicthanos4977 3 жыл бұрын
Chris Rock is my therapy for 2021 craziness
@liaalbo9108
@liaalbo9108 3 жыл бұрын
Chris you are the best! Love your comedy!
@JimmyRJump
@JimmyRJump Жыл бұрын
A little slice of occasional truth right there.
@jaysay7333
@jaysay7333 2 жыл бұрын
Chris just nailing it all day.
@annc560
@annc560 2 жыл бұрын
When a new posh neighborhood popped up down the road, you wouldn't believe all the empty gas station mini bottles of alcohol that are tossed out the car window on their way home. Even a rich man gotta drink before he gets home to face his woman.
@AlexandreHammond
@AlexandreHammond 8 ай бұрын
Im single and I never go straight home from work 😂💀
@dennispennington9773
@dennispennington9773 2 жыл бұрын
Chris Rock is funny and a great psychologist. :)
@lindajackson2382
@lindajackson2382 2 жыл бұрын
Pretty much ALL of what he says is TRUE! That's what makes him so funny!
@sheilabrownlee2483
@sheilabrownlee2483 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 I always have love me some Chris Rock 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@zsuzsuspetals
@zsuzsuspetals 2 жыл бұрын
I guess I'm a good wife because one thing that kind of annoyed me in the beginning of marriage was how my husband came straight home all the time. He never wanted to go out with friends. We're both introverts and I was desperately craving alone time. I knew it was bad when I was almost begging him to go to a strip club with co-workers when he mentioned they were going, lol. But he also always came home to a clean house, quiet time, dinner on the table and we don't have kids. I learned to love that he came straight home from work. So ladies if your man doesn't come straight home from work, you need to work on creating a different environment for him that makes him want to come straight home.
@BlaccOut
@BlaccOut 2 жыл бұрын
And this is what comedy does. It starts discussions. Thank you for sharing.
@etrotm12thebluewolf15
@etrotm12thebluewolf15 4 жыл бұрын
Back when jokes werent bad because of hurt feelings......
@jacobjorgenson9285
@jacobjorgenson9285 4 жыл бұрын
When I go to the ATM at night I'm not looking for the media .....
@oaktree313
@oaktree313 2 жыл бұрын
I think first time watching this but that's exactly on point that's what they do I been there
@shawnstephens6795
@shawnstephens6795 2 жыл бұрын
is he talking about Will Smith???
@DaddyYardie
@DaddyYardie 2 жыл бұрын
Definitely true. The minute you step through that door a good hour and a half later you can relax from that talking
@whitewolf1543
@whitewolf1543 3 жыл бұрын
That cheering at the end🔥 he did great job
@katherinemooney4396
@katherinemooney4396 4 жыл бұрын
I love this guy so much! Remember Chris Rock from the nineties! He was and is the best comedian!
@curtistinemiller4646
@curtistinemiller4646 4 жыл бұрын
You remember that Time?.Yeah I rememba......😃😃
@eminosose
@eminosose 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha he used this “talking” skit in Everybody Hates Chris show
@cocacoda
@cocacoda 2 жыл бұрын
This whole show was 🥇 I take care of my kids.... 🤣
@franceslarson5143
@franceslarson5143 2 жыл бұрын
Luv his sense of humor!!!!
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