Can't have an Oscars show without without Will and Jada screwing it up.
@c3bhm2 жыл бұрын
Another skirmish in the 'black civil war'!
@ploopower892 жыл бұрын
@@c3bhm bruh lmfao
@jalcome42012 жыл бұрын
LMAOOO
@jjevans16932 жыл бұрын
Chris should have been more respectful of Will and not bothered with insulting Jada. The show would have been great
@galaxi4072 жыл бұрын
Will and Jada are the niggas
@heathernemanic10623 жыл бұрын
This is definitely a Man who knew what he was talking about. He has never stood up for trash, Black or White. He’s or was great..
@elduderino24043 жыл бұрын
It’s even funnier if you can imagine Jim Gaffigan doing this routine
@pre41223 жыл бұрын
@@elduderino2404 I love Jim Gaffigan. He is really good at what he does. I won't compare him to early Bill Cosby, other than he used little to no profanity, or talk about sex, and still makes me laugh all the way through his specials.
@sherry10-43 жыл бұрын
He's most definitely one of the greats. Followed this guy his whole career. When your name recognizable to twenty somethings....your still very relavant, IMHO He's been one of the few who walk his talk, from what I followed. The way he did the stereo type jokes.....😂😂😂 I mean c'mon..... and he did it in such a way he called both races out and one of the few who could do it with such memorable success! I love him! Definitely one of my greats!! Good luck to you all on your journeys......
@walterwhite13 жыл бұрын
A true comedy legend
@charliebrown10513 жыл бұрын
he is still alive
@macandrewes3 жыл бұрын
"I take care of MY kids" "You're SUPPOSED TO ya dumb muthafuckah!" I died.
I just looked it up and it is 64% of black families are fatherless. Asians in America was the lowest at 15%.
@WELCOME2PATSPLACE10 күн бұрын
Whatchu want a cookie?! haha!
@IRON52 жыл бұрын
This joke holds more weight now especially after the Oscars. 🤣
@freewilldummies16032 жыл бұрын
Straight up it does well said 😎
@141Lav2 жыл бұрын
Exactly ❤️💕❤️💯
@tmmartinesq.62162 жыл бұрын
Q: And, guess who's the _______? A: WILL SMITH.
@misterdog72 жыл бұрын
#OscarsSoWhite
@blackhawk66952 жыл бұрын
Real talk!!
@gatsbee72 жыл бұрын
In 1996, Chris Rock time traveled into the future and arrived on the evening of Sunday March 27, 2022. He then traveled back to 1996 and wrote this joke, just so Will Smith could eventually prove him right. Chris Rock: America's only time-travelling comedic genius.
@lenajacobs5012 жыл бұрын
So true. He was right. I feel the same way. Will Smith was so out of line for what he did to Chris. I hope Chris is doing ok.
@donnabrown15492 жыл бұрын
FACTS!!!
@charlesw74412 жыл бұрын
Will Smith busted a cap at the theater and closed it down. LOL
@kaczan32 жыл бұрын
I actually feel bad for Will. You've seen how his wife treats him like shit and insults him publicly?
@田所浩二-q1j2 жыл бұрын
これが文化の違いか 少なくとも今回の事で世界中のアメリカに対するイメージは悪くなっただろうな
@YSSipher3 жыл бұрын
I usually hate stereotype based comedy but this is gold. I like how he touches regular scenarios many of us have witnessed or experienced in black settings. He was speaking the truth here.
@SMc-iq1np3 жыл бұрын
@ckorpi88ify bill burr talks about other races and doesn't do it like a racist idiot
@JesterPsycho3 жыл бұрын
@ckorpi88ify because anything a white person says that other colors don’t like is racist, some how but when they say it, it’s isn’t racist wtf
@oliverphippen19573 жыл бұрын
He has touched on truth that big tech does not want us to say or Know ?????
@BOOSETO3 жыл бұрын
I have heard the expression "Comedy is Logic/Truth slightly askewed" and that stuck with me
@imacrazy68723 жыл бұрын
@@JesterPsycho You are racist, that is why it bothers you.
@stabblooder61483 жыл бұрын
Chris Rock says this shit on stage and its funny, but my dad says this shit in the grocery store and everybody loses their minds
@angelchavez9723 жыл бұрын
Lmao!
@bholaoates15423 жыл бұрын
He should get in the express lane so he can express himself.😜
@georgejuniorleedom44763 жыл бұрын
@@bholaoates1542 Dad white?
@ATHikers3 жыл бұрын
your dad must be white.
@1gerger13 жыл бұрын
@@ATHikers damn his dad is Grand marshall white ,,,lol
@dangiven26863 жыл бұрын
Back when America had a sense of humor...
@oxidatie3 жыл бұрын
indeed.
@theirishman83563 жыл бұрын
Right right. To many big mouths turned into pansy ass wine bag cry babies.☘️🇺🇸😎🥋
@BigSwo29093 жыл бұрын
Fucking truth
@rickstevens72923 жыл бұрын
yeah, no doubt...I grew up watching Chris Rock and his truth.
@slimfastsubaru20433 жыл бұрын
Can't even call a black man black anymore lol
@donavinhansberry91052 жыл бұрын
He was foreshadowing the whole Will Smith encounter😭😭😭😂
@This_tub2 жыл бұрын
will smith is the nigga he talks about
@billytk12252 жыл бұрын
Yep, he called it right there, we know where Smith stand now. LOL
@alltimeraiderfanwinbaby8262 жыл бұрын
How about that it came to pass
@foyo54972 жыл бұрын
Outside of the slap, I dont think Will even comes close to being one of the "ni**az" Chris is speaking about.
@dpz98722 жыл бұрын
@@foyo5497 Then you may just choose to study Will just a little bit deeper. 👌
@deplorabledave10482 жыл бұрын
"How NOT to get your ass kicked by the police" Rock's best work, of all time.
@scottmic35562 жыл бұрын
Yep, should be required watching every school
@mikewilkins20302 жыл бұрын
he was hungry then, I agree! He is still amazing but this special was extra and on time lol
@dr.biscuits2 жыл бұрын
That is brilliant..so, so funny. The cutaway scenes are excellent too..the expressions of the guy in the car...hahahaha!
@TG-fn2ri2 жыл бұрын
LOL, My favorite was the "Turn That S____ Down!"
@CaryCarpenter3 жыл бұрын
He's 100% right!!! He'd never get away with this routine today.
@jasoncummings70523 жыл бұрын
How life can radically change in 5 years when the world went insane in 2018.
@dieseldawg71323 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same
@wendellbatts24773 жыл бұрын
Oh with me he would.
@yupperdude13 жыл бұрын
Yeah he would. Black people are immune to cancel culture regarding the n word.... they own it!
@hadtocheathimtobeathim65493 жыл бұрын
Yes he could. Many of us still enjoy humor.
@AgentAika0013 жыл бұрын
Always love the "Grand opening, grand closing "
@notmebutyou83503 жыл бұрын
Yep. They open up, and the next thing you know, there's white stuff smeard on the windows. CLOSED!
@reven-docta793 жыл бұрын
And the hopping around in a circle play area 😂
@ralphnapier29142 жыл бұрын
@@reven-docta79 6th
@draxxthemsclounts24782 жыл бұрын
godamn your man hov cracked the can open again
@phucyutoob64773 жыл бұрын
Everything he said was pure truth.
@gpwcowboy3 жыл бұрын
Tired tired tired..
@B7R83 жыл бұрын
*That is why they removed him from stage.* *Cause truth is against their plans...* ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡
@Alakwe3 жыл бұрын
Lot of black people in the audience cracking up
@strattuner2 жыл бұрын
@@Alakwe yeah and they got two or three jobs,i know i worked with black people for 50 years,and they were my best customers,they always paid their bills,but jokers and players,they brought guns and demanded there cars,yeah he's right,thats the sad part he's right,crappy world,too much confusion
@CaptainGinyu2 жыл бұрын
as someone from southside GR i can confirm this lmfao
@auxlen2 жыл бұрын
The reason this is timeless is there is always a subclass of any group that brings the whole group down. Black, white, country, county, city, etc.
@kensington11992 жыл бұрын
Haven’t seen an Asian underclass yet, at least in America
@joaodapinhanhara2 жыл бұрын
glad you explained that to us. it isnt obvious at all
@fyodormikhailovich96542 жыл бұрын
@@OAT86 Asian gangs throughout the US. Chinese sex slavery throughout the US. List goes on. Under what rock do you live? You must be under 18. If not I admire your naivety
@blackhawk66952 жыл бұрын
@@kensington1199 shid!! Go to certain cities in Wisconsin! They are ruthless! On the low!!
@mjdayetube2 жыл бұрын
@@kensington1199 Asians know how to police their own shit.
@Cletus_the_Elder2 жыл бұрын
Watching this after Oscars 2022. He's describing Will Smith here.
@sbj972 жыл бұрын
You can't take black people no where 😆😆😆
@joetroutt74252 жыл бұрын
Maybe not
@TheLAGopher2 жыл бұрын
That's why we can't have nice things.
@rossrose15342 жыл бұрын
lol 🤣
@BlindTom612 жыл бұрын
@@joetroutt7425 Maybe yes. No. Definitely yes.
@endtimeswriter3 жыл бұрын
Chris's way to distinguish working folks from punks with humor
@npcimknot9583 жыл бұрын
But its true.. that why peopel shouldn't be offended.. why would you be offended .. its not you lol. Thats why i like this bit.. its so clear 'we might look the same, but we aint the same
@jamesanderson63732 жыл бұрын
*too
@TrentCantrell2 жыл бұрын
I wish this had caught on. The dreaded N word would have only applied to those punks and not your average hard working black person.
@vishnaik16242 жыл бұрын
@@jamesanderson6373 *me too
@the-based-jew68722 жыл бұрын
@@TrentCantrell that's why the word jogger is so popular these days. It refers to a thug.
@DukeFame883 жыл бұрын
Brilliant and bold. We need another CR stand up special.
@slipstreambuddha16483 жыл бұрын
Fearless
@gamelove1003 жыл бұрын
No
@r.minnis97223 жыл бұрын
@@gamelove100 was that too much truth for you
@JADDA4REAL3 жыл бұрын
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@astrojenkins57743 жыл бұрын
@ckorpi88ify Yeah, his last special was pretty tame, focused more on the whites lmao.
@brisbanekilarny62123 жыл бұрын
I was a bit down in the dumps until Rock started his routine. Then I laughed a whole bunch and I felt better.
@ftswarbill3 жыл бұрын
The only thing I don't like about Chris is he makes my cheek muscles hurt from laughing. That's not a joke. The guy is too funny. Thats a good thing! :D
@johnbowman36303 жыл бұрын
That's what REAL comedy is for my friend: For us all to share the cathartic experience of acknowledging all the ridiculous things in the world, and laugh at it together (sometimes so we don't cry)
@npcimknot9583 жыл бұрын
* heart*
@hellenakinyi47502 жыл бұрын
Same here I was bowling my eyes out now I'm cracking up
@tinov11222 жыл бұрын
Niggaz cant sit front row at the Oscars anymore
@grapelund2 жыл бұрын
“Niggas love to not know!!” I died laughing at this for days!!
@thelastjohnwayne3 жыл бұрын
No one tells the truth in a humorous way better than Chris Rock.
@davidvidic3 жыл бұрын
Not anymore
@pilummurialis64903 жыл бұрын
Nobody has since George Carlin and Richard Pryor died, closest one is Eddie Griffith, Ricky Gervais is the last person who ripped into Celebrities at the Golden Globes in 2020, Alex Hooper is one of the funniest roasters modern comedy needs, you should see him rip into Simon Cowell while he's pissing himself laughing
@TheGlssr603 жыл бұрын
Eh, Bill Burr does a pretty good job of it.
@jonaskessler3263 жыл бұрын
Dave Chapelle, Bill Burr and Bill Maher are the only ones.
@insignificant80143 жыл бұрын
eddie griffin or kat williams
@thecrimsonknight47563 жыл бұрын
Saw this when it debut on HBO and fell out of the recliner laughing. I needed oxygen I laughed so hard
@I_like_turtles_673 жыл бұрын
Same.
@thorin_2322 жыл бұрын
stop lyin
@jerryvandevort23662 жыл бұрын
You did not
@silverfoxx81152 жыл бұрын
Same here, in fact every tine I see one of those scenarios he mentions I think back on this routine thinking he truly hit the nail on the head with this one!
@blackhawk66952 жыл бұрын
Yup! Back in the day!!
@Wynterpatrice2 жыл бұрын
"You aint hear shit cause you was doing shit" still kills
@FrankRodriguez-wg3hs2 жыл бұрын
"I got 2 jobs you can't get 1" That's some real hustle powerful quote right there.
@PeiceofNick2 жыл бұрын
This video aged suprisly well after what happened at the Oscars.
@orlandoanthony30863 жыл бұрын
He speaks the truth.
@Jiggs2u23 жыл бұрын
Most honest stand up ever
@merlinjust47533 жыл бұрын
Was nice when people could make fun of things and others didn’t so damned upset
@j.keithmoody78233 жыл бұрын
Make fun !??? He's f*cking serious !!!
@lisahill68173 жыл бұрын
That’s because this younger generation or some punk ass bitches here by the runaround have my feelings hurt and they do some fucked up shit too
@cantstopbeeboo20553 жыл бұрын
@@lisahill6817 - *Don't be making fun of them sissified leotard, skirt wearin' foolz* = They got feelings too :)
@tony_anello3 жыл бұрын
Back when people understood “observational comedy.” As many others have said, it’s funny because it’s thing he and many others have experienced
@cantstopbeeboo20553 жыл бұрын
@Shin Shaman (yawn)
@suzettehinds54952 жыл бұрын
Chris told the 100% truth right here in this clip.....bcaz that's exactly what happened at Oscar 2022. Ignorant ppl will mess things up
@becoollikefonzie80072 жыл бұрын
exactly, will smith acted like an ignorant mf, very unsophisticated
@MalikJahrome2 жыл бұрын
Lmao Will the whitest dude ever this is not who he was talking about 💀
@TheZiggaZow2 жыл бұрын
@@MalikJahrome your reply..... wtf is him being the "whitest dude ever" got to do with him acting "ignorant"
@billking17512 жыл бұрын
Agreed. We just had a shooting here in Cedar Rapids, ia in a very nice looking black club with a stupid ass name (Club Taboo, whatever that means). Two were killed. The ones killed were dating (both black), and killed over who knows over what. And the two killers were black as well, or as Chris rock described them to be. One has been caught.
@octoman5112 жыл бұрын
will smith just confirmed his argument
@Ptolemeian3 жыл бұрын
The funniest part of this entire vid? The moonrunes. Just thinking about this playing played in nippon cracks my ass up
@frabber3213 жыл бұрын
Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock heck all the comedians I love were at their best in their younger raw days.. This is so good!
@gzus14823 жыл бұрын
No shit, eventually everybody gets old. 🤦♂️
@frabber3213 жыл бұрын
@@gzus1482 As they get older they get more polite and less offensive which adversely affects standup comedy. The ones that do stay nasty are just big mouthed, and I didn't like them that much in the first place...
@markwalton59783 жыл бұрын
Chapelle gets better with age
@wintermute83152 жыл бұрын
Eddie Murphy sucked. He had such a weird obsession with gay people. Those specials are unwatchable.
@garythompson98113 жыл бұрын
Love this. Can't believe this is still out here with all the cancel society. That is why I have to say I still love KZbin for being bold enough to keep it out here. Hell FB and Twitter will cancel you in a sec for something like this. Just got done watching Eddie Murphy's Delirious and Raw and thought I wonder if some of Chris' best work is still out here and here it is. Kudos to KZbin.
@Arieswithhydrocephalus3 жыл бұрын
This is from 96....
@josephdixon3 жыл бұрын
"...cancel society...:". Yawn; so tired of people thoughtlessly parroting the latest terms and positions taught to them. So, you don't see your hypocrisy in this instant? -- The choice (of a media outlet) to censor content is also a form of free speech. I won't even waste my time debunking the "cancel" nonsense in general.
@panzerlambert11943 жыл бұрын
KZbin cancels all kind of shit. No different than Facefuck or Twatter
@paralleldrive77703 жыл бұрын
@UCFVKpKkhUYrTXdeJTx5TNDQ cringe… take your bullshit somewhere else lol no one gives a fuck about you
@tommykarate45073 жыл бұрын
Yet they are also 'bold' enough to nam ANYONE who simply, QUESTIONS the election and ppl who are (and rightfully so) sceptic of the 'covid pandemic'....yep REAL bold.
@rr42982 жыл бұрын
Will smith punches Chris rock on live tv , that’s why we can’t have nice things .
@daveclark83372 жыл бұрын
And after boycotting the Academy Awards before claiming #OscarsSoWhite .
@rr42982 жыл бұрын
@@daveclark8337 he has played the man in most of his movies so he would know .
@BeachSamuraiStudios2 жыл бұрын
New title Black People Vs Will Smith. He is describing Will Smith in this vid.
@rogerblewett55952 жыл бұрын
Will smith had a "n***** moment" but he has not had a reputation for being one. But yeah Chris is absolutely right 💯 this has been the problem with our community for the longest
@theabyssofthoughts3 жыл бұрын
This is a brilliant way to parallel the lifestyles and mindsets, as always CR keeps it real!
@wolverine96322 жыл бұрын
3:15
@MrMjg813 жыл бұрын
This was the first thing I watched after installing moms first satellite dish back in 1997, I was 16 when this came out haha. Had HBO free for the month
@user-cf8uf6vk7k3 жыл бұрын
I wish that Chris Rock would do a routine like this again for Good old Time sake he's 100% right and all races have that certain part of them that we wish didn't exist, I personally love when people used to do race label comedy
@SiggyCloud2 жыл бұрын
He actually says he no longer does or likes this routine. Sad but unfortunately true.
@monotech20.142 жыл бұрын
@@SiggyCloud Maybe because he grew up?
@SiggyCloud2 жыл бұрын
@@monotech20.14 Or maybe because he didn't want his career ruined by overly sensitive liberal pussies.
@clairelivefreeordie25512 жыл бұрын
No seriously...why doesn't Chris do standup anymore?
@monotech20.142 жыл бұрын
@@clairelivefreeordie2551 He makes more money staring in Adam Sandler movies and only has to put in 1/4 of the work.
@newhorizon13552 жыл бұрын
0:30 Chris prediction of Will Smith incident at the Oscars.
@sergiofernandez21662 жыл бұрын
The best part about this is that it's not just for black people, but for all races. I, as a Latino, am experiencing these same problems with others in my country. People who are just lazy, envious, dangerous and show the worst of us. And while some don't want to criticize or punish them because they think it would be racist, others like us, good Latinos, who work, follow the rules and don't want to bother others, are the ones who are most annoyed with them.
@yolodolo91433 жыл бұрын
I think every race of people can agree with this
@justanothergamer36753 жыл бұрын
i just don't care...but it was funny tho.
@needlesinmyeyes72723 жыл бұрын
@@justanothergamer3675 no....i think deep down, you do.
@lasombradelaluz88023 жыл бұрын
I believe so, unfortunately there are no shortages of asshole's or cunts in any group of people, or whatever term ppl use for insufferable individuals.
@ci72102 жыл бұрын
Every race has their own version of n!&#!. The ignorant people who just happen to the same race them
@MyJbryant3 жыл бұрын
I'm black and I have confirmed that this is absolutely true.
@er75862 жыл бұрын
I'm not black and can confirm this is 100 percent accurate.
@rmir02 жыл бұрын
@@er7586 x2 don't need to be one to have common sense lmao
@servicedog23253 жыл бұрын
Sad thing is he came out a couple years ago to say how much he regretted this bit. When cancel culture turns guys like CR into cowards you know we've lost.
@tedc49823 жыл бұрын
We haven't lost (yet), he has.
@garythompson98113 жыл бұрын
I don't know if this is true. Beware what you hear anymore. Because what I heard was he would not work colleges anymore because of the snowflakes not having any sense of humor. So either that is true or the other. Hell, who knows in this day. Half the damn videos are fake.
@EG-no9ns2 жыл бұрын
Ur so damn corny
@TheMilwaukeeProtocol2 жыл бұрын
Did he say why he regretted it? I think it matters whether there were specific reasons. Because there is at least a kernel of truth to this skit, and I think he knows that.
@noahliberman32472 жыл бұрын
Cancel, my ass. You can do and say almost anything you like. Quit being such a whiny-ass. Can you still go to work? Eat what you like? Drive whatever car you can afford? Then why whimper cuz you can’t insult as many people anymore? Why did that mean do much to you?
@RURU-ck1hv10 ай бұрын
くっそおもろいww
@coahuiltejano2 жыл бұрын
Damn, Chris predicted Will Smith's BS.
@763sleepy7633 жыл бұрын
Funny how this can still be relevant today
@manuginobilisbaldspot4243 жыл бұрын
It's never not relevant. The problem is, non-Blacks take this stuff and paint ALL OF US with the same brush or...only through the lens of Black conservatives who parrot what racist whites think and feel. Black people rarely get the autonomy to speak for ourselves. A lot of the shit in this country would be different if we had that historical right.
@shlepmessing87033 жыл бұрын
@@manuginobilisbaldspot424 Historical right? What rights do you not have?
@SuperGabetendo7773 жыл бұрын
@@shlepmessing8703 key word is historical. Look back at how blacks were regarded in American society. That's what the individual was referring to. We barely had any rights.
@shlepmessing87033 жыл бұрын
@@SuperGabetendo777 No, you've always had the same rights anyone else has. From the day you were born. So using history as an excuse is bullshit for anyone out there today. Whatever 'regard' someone has today is based on behavior... and the lack of accountability many have. Always blaming someone else... like cops.
@SuperGabetendo7773 жыл бұрын
@@shlepmessing8703 okay Scott. Please re read what I just said. Never said ANYTHING about present rights. Obviously we all have the same rights in America. I was referring to the person who was commentating on the historical rights pertaining blacks back in the day. Again, you clearly just want to argue. Said nothing about present day smh.
@ibRakem111 жыл бұрын
thank you very much man! I'm learning japanese, your post is very useful and fun too thanks
@danishqayyim71563 жыл бұрын
how's your japanese after 8 years?
@jkent99153 жыл бұрын
I’m curious about your Japanese too.. this damn KZbin algorithm
@EAZYED4203 жыл бұрын
Hows the Japanese going bud
@dr.zoidberg43133 жыл бұрын
He took the coof jab and is now incapacitated.
@UpwardNinja3 жыл бұрын
@@dr.zoidberg4313 RIP
@stereoroid3 жыл бұрын
Whoever translated this into Japanese deserves a medal just for trying, though we understand that some things just don't translate perfectly ..!
@theblackryvius66133 жыл бұрын
I personally thought they did a good enough job, though of course this is gonna be funnier in English. Im scrolling the comments looking for Japanese thoughts.
Great comedian, he's got balls enuf to tell it like it really is !
@freddiemartin6992 жыл бұрын
Well.........I guess we know which Will Smith showed up at the Oscars!
@dianelaag29442 жыл бұрын
I saw Chris in concert years ago. The man is brilliant. He didn’t miss a beat. He was so funny … raw and a bit raunchy …. My stomach hurt from laughing!
@ricoy.92582 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this so long ago, and after what happened Sunday makes his words stick harder.
@glados47653 жыл бұрын
Michael Scott's delivery was perfect.
@DannyStones3603 жыл бұрын
this is the comment I was looking for lol
@mochs625123 жыл бұрын
Agreed with the person above me. Michael Scott was perfect lol
@followertheleader2 жыл бұрын
>Can't eat a restaurant without twerking >Can't have packages delivered to your house without it getting snatched up >Can't go to an airport without a fight breaking out
@terrisannbrooks27243 жыл бұрын
Still truth today, plain truth
@Proliving22 жыл бұрын
Here after the slap. Chris funny af lol
@aarongoldstein84722 жыл бұрын
"niggas be coming up to me and hitting me cos they don't like my jokes"
@taw_11373 жыл бұрын
I was sad today, then I’ve found this. I couldn’t stop smile and laughing on train.
@belloopeyemi33702 жыл бұрын
Be happy bro/sis
@Deftone8sd3 жыл бұрын
I would love to see an act like this with today's issues, it would be hilarious. I hate people who are offended with shit like this
@MrDeplorable-sw9cz3 жыл бұрын
We all got along better when we were allowed to have a sense of humor.
@monotech20.142 жыл бұрын
Wrong.
@MrDeplorable-sw9cz2 жыл бұрын
@@monotech20.14 Hold on Jussie, i'll fix it for you. "Most" of us got a long better when we had a sense of humor, is that better? 😂
@monotech20.142 жыл бұрын
@@MrDeplorable-sw9cz I have a sense of humor. I mean i find it HILARIOUS the bullshit and nonsense rightwingers repeat.
@MrDeplorable-sw9cz2 жыл бұрын
@@monotech20.14 Talk about bullshit, one minute you idiot Democrats are absolutely against taking vaccines. Now that your idiot president is running things, you're forcing everybody else to take them. Kamala swore to investigate Joe Biden for sexual misconduct and accused him of racism, now she's laying at his feet in the whitehouse.. Nancy Pelosi dressing up in African garb culturally appropriating blacks, I mean Hollywood can't write this crap😂 so, yeah I hear you.
@monotech20.142 жыл бұрын
@@MrDeplorable-sw9cz Nancy Pelosi dressing up in African garb culturally appropriating blacks? What? First off it wasn't just Pelosi and she was GIVEN like the others that "garb" by a black group.
@leahreena70452 жыл бұрын
Here cause of situation at Oscar's... and omgggggggg he's telling the truth....
@subzfit2 жыл бұрын
After the Oscars I realized that Will Smith was Tom Dubois from the Boondocks and that slap was the Simp Ghost of Stinkmeaner coming out. It was a pure nigga moment on Will's part... Chris was speaking pure facts in this show
@aubreynorton44703 жыл бұрын
This guy is brutally truthful and hilarious.
@rickmorrow9932 жыл бұрын
Comedy is brutal. This is comedy. It is brutal.
@douglasstreet73043 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest bits I've ever seen, great job.
@JerryGoNuts2 жыл бұрын
This routine was the first thing that came to mind after Will Smith slapped Chris Rock on stage at the 2022 Oscars, which was organized by a predominate African American staff. The 2022 Oscars was supposed to be a defining, shining moment for African Americans in Hollywood. But NOOOOooooo... Didn't The Boondocks have a term for that kind of moment???
@ritahandy2 жыл бұрын
"A nigga moment "
@raminMTL2 жыл бұрын
This mans a legend
@matvangogh2 жыл бұрын
Chris was speaking about Will Smith apparently years before.
@danieldoucet91213 жыл бұрын
There are lots of whites who would fall into the same category of people he's talking about.
@more6883 жыл бұрын
Omg dude you so freaking right, I’m Hispanic and the same shit with my peoples, half of them want to see you fail and be negative SMH. Kudos for this comment 🤛
@WhiteChocolate743 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@gatormclusky553 жыл бұрын
Word
@astrojenkins57743 жыл бұрын
@UCU9dpL8oZ1KWj6jOH6ifoXw Moral of the story, half of everybody is a cunt.
@yenbbc88403 жыл бұрын
@@more688 all ethnic groups are comprised of two types. the makers and the takers.
@shmac963 жыл бұрын
Candace Owens and Larry Elder and Brandon Tatum and many others need to use this.
@doshpits3 жыл бұрын
no they hate their race and pander to racist whites enough, not sure if this would make much of a difference.
@ladyofthecreek2793 жыл бұрын
@@doshpits how so? Because someone has an opinion different than yours, you call them pandering. Smh
@doshpits3 жыл бұрын
@@ladyofthecreek279 when a multitude of these said regurgitated "opinions" are just conveyed to belittle black people, yep. i do find it rather comical how you was more offended about the notion of them pandering rather than the stated comment that their audience are mostly racists.
@shmac963 жыл бұрын
@@doshpits i know personal experience doesn't have worth anymore instead in today's developing culture you have to adhere to mob rule and ideology...however everything that I have seen from Owens, Tatum, Elder, Sowell, ABL, Hodge Twins etc is the furthest thing I've seen from the definition of racism or them 'hating their own race'. Instead the only thing I can see is that theyre tired of their own race being the lowest common denominator. That just because someone is black brown or what have you doens't mean you can't take responsibility for your actions. They have all in their own way helped to educate or support the black community and the country at large. They are all inspiring in their own way as well. I have found them to be a positive force for good. I haven't always agreed with Tatum or Owens for example but its better than them trying to perpetuate a victim narrative that seeks to destroy and divide. Not to mention race baiting which has continually been perpetuated by the left for either ratings or for some agenda that seems intentional in its demise of unity amongst the people. Its also a hell of a lot more constructive than the Marxist group known as BLM. None of the money they raised went to impoverished black communities or to helping to address the insane black on black murders in Chicago or school choice. Instead you get one of its founders using the money to buy a new ranch house in Georgia for well over a million. Anyways, I want black folks to be just as prosperous as the most proseperous....and that group goes to Asians. I don't mean any ill will and my message is not meant as such. I also hope you don't take it that way. Like I said in the beginning...its been my experience that....
@ernestodelaserna94943 жыл бұрын
@@shmac96 let me explain something to you...the good ole coloreds you love to listen to are performance artists. They do nothing to help advance civil rights. Their schtick is to make people like you feel comfortable in your white male world view by seeing a black face mouthing the same fairy tales you so desperately need to believe in. They making a living from the ignorance of people like you.
@spectreman25323 жыл бұрын
We need more people like him to save this world.
@twentysixlinx3272 жыл бұрын
He should send this to Will Smith
@thetriggeringofthesnowflak7252 жыл бұрын
There's Chris Rock and there's Will Smith
@aldinmalkoc82863 жыл бұрын
Finally seeing this now and I have to say, Michael Scott nailed the delivery
@monztermovies3 жыл бұрын
The truth is always the funniest and this is the most funniest! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@user-go6cj3zw9m3 жыл бұрын
The reaction from the crowd says it all. Most people are very similar, regardless of race. We need to get over this division and move forward together.
@alltimeraiderfanwinbaby8262 жыл бұрын
How true, we as black people are so much better than what some of our people show, as far as the way we dress, our hair style, our speaking, our music an what the message in our music was saying, our TV shows, do we always have to show negativity, we should be showing how a black family try to be positive as we can,
@johnbigelson74712 жыл бұрын
@@alltimeraiderfanwinbaby826 yeah but sadly positivity doesnt sell, so in this age of media desperate for attention, itll all be stories of "LOOK AT THIS WHITE RACIST!" (on liberal news) or "LOOK AT THIS BLACK HOODLUM!" on conservative news.
@alltimeraiderfanwinbaby8262 жыл бұрын
I agree racism should have a place in something we enjoy
@alltimeraiderfanwinbaby8262 жыл бұрын
@@johnbigelson7471 yea wow in it's not the world, it's the so called humans, not all humans
@ScarletGhost532 жыл бұрын
And now Chris Rock has proof to back that claim up. On his cheek. Fresh prints of Bel-Air.
@The_Chameleon2 жыл бұрын
Now, this is a story all about how Will's life got flipped-turned upside down. Will walked up to Chris, who just stood right there, then took a slap from the Fresh Simp of Bel Air.
@silverfoxx81152 жыл бұрын
Lol.
@user-dj6mj5ck6s3 жыл бұрын
having trouble making friends at my job, gonna recite this at work tomorrow morning
@Manny-nm8dh3 жыл бұрын
Welp. Get ready to go job hunting again 😅.
@Arieswithhydrocephalus3 жыл бұрын
Good luck...
@ryanackert15363 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@tonyhill76563 жыл бұрын
@@Manny-nm8dh facts
@tonyhill76563 жыл бұрын
Good luck with that
@rogergreen98613 жыл бұрын
"I bet Chris he couldn't say it more than 100 times in a routine" You lost.
@Skyfalcon123453 жыл бұрын
Ah I said this?
@andrewtaylor30082 жыл бұрын
Welfare Carol's
@rogergreen98612 жыл бұрын
@@Skyfalcon12345 If by "said" you mean that you'd written the same joke somewhere in the comments, I didn't read any of them before posting this gag. If you meant something else, I don't get it.
@char-les91962 жыл бұрын
This dude went on an 8 minute rant about the absolute truth. The most based rant you will ever hear...lol
@izzieizuako93732 жыл бұрын
Who else is here after the oscars?
@AshtonCoolman2 жыл бұрын
I now know what ニガー means and now I'll watch out for it everywhere in Japan....
@chrisfelix90092 жыл бұрын
dead
@thestruggler79262 жыл бұрын
Lol I've been studying Japanese for 2 years and I wonder how often ニガー is used in a non-offensive context
@TheLAGopher2 жыл бұрын
Whose here after the Oscars?
@atheistsince12103 жыл бұрын
I’m crying !!! I can’t breathe !!! I just haven’t laughed this hard in ages !!!
@DarkDruid72 жыл бұрын
If Chris Rock is a black dude, then Will Smith must be a ニガー.
@inline4forlife2 жыл бұрын
Well at least we know what category Will Smith is in
@canyon50502 жыл бұрын
Chris Rock Rocks!
@BilltheFifth3 жыл бұрын
I love how when he asked which race was more racist you could have literally heard a pin drop. Hahaha. I miss the days when we could make fun of our differences and laugh together.
@jimmypope14903 жыл бұрын
He's getting a lot of laughs, but it's the fukn truth......every bit of it
@carlmclemore61043 жыл бұрын
lmao, old White guy energy.
@kato643 жыл бұрын
The best comedy always is the truth…
@lucydiamond8433 жыл бұрын
shut up
@k9fangamvs533 жыл бұрын
Comedians can't make jokes about black people without old white guys using the jokes to be racist
@josephmiller15763 жыл бұрын
The real truth
@mitchlee34832 жыл бұрын
So true Chris.
@billking17512 жыл бұрын
Can't tell a GI Jane joke...
@paulnelson57603 жыл бұрын
They're in every race. Try this. Dislike someone for something they've done do you, not cause of their skin color. Cause if in a fox hole, under fire, promise you, that persons skin color don't mean a damn thing. Red, yellow, green, purple, or black. You count on each other. Period.
@thisjustin2123 жыл бұрын
CR is Black. He's talking about his own community. Makes sense to me.
@pistolpete82312 жыл бұрын
@@thisjustin212 Are you purposely stupid? The Op simply said that what CR said applies to every race. Where did he say that it doesn't make sense?
@thisjustin2122 жыл бұрын
@@pistolpete8231 Since your purposely insulting, I'm good not answering this.
@BalkanManic2 жыл бұрын
One race in America has more of these though
@phillryan17492 жыл бұрын
As an Aussie, this is gold, work hard and provide for your family, pull your weight and respect others, it doesn't matter what colour or creed, don't hide or blame CRIMINALITY and your ability to bludge on race or colour, here in Australia our Nxxxx's are called Bogan's
@aaronlovell60262 жыл бұрын
He ain't wrong!!!! This is why I love Chris Rock. He can straight up tell the truth and make it funny.
@edwardota19912 жыл бұрын
The way the Japanese words are "黒人VS.ニガー" Black People VS NiGuu
@chewy98ta282 жыл бұрын
"Can't do a G.I. Jane joke at the Oscars without some nigga screwing it up."
@johncarlson64723 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the refreshing humorous diatribe by George Carlin called, "Stupid People."
@georgejuniorleedom44763 жыл бұрын
Too bad Chris didn't do this live on Saturday Night Live. In a mixed audience...😏🙄👍
@jackiebernard98733 жыл бұрын
I wish Carlin was alive to see the mess this country is in! And he would rip on it royally! And with probably the best routine of his career!!
@richardmash71632 жыл бұрын
georgejunior leedom-- I'd like to be in that audience, I wouldn't be too intimidated to laugh!! ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺