THAT GUY Attacks The Wrong NPC. Instantly REGRETS IT!

[@aghitsaplane4262]

"I can take her" "In a fight right?" ... *"In a fight right?"*

[@burmy1774]

I saw that second story on reddit earlier today and OP posted an update, looks like the rogue player is a resident at a children's hospital and one of the patients died that day. The OP said they talked and rogue apologized for his behaviour, and OP said that the outburst the rogue player had before was not characteristic of him, so it seems they're fine now.

[@BlueTressym]

Thanks for the update. Good to know it got resolved.

[@MogofWar]

With the kind of role play that guy was having, I'd just be wondering if he he had killed the patient, what with him being a total piece of filth.

[@reginaldgickington4793]

@@MogofWar Jeez, you hear about someone whos job is saving children's lives - probably the most unquestionably "good" thing a person can possibly do with their life, and you assume that they're an intentional child murderer because they don't play DnD very well after a difficult day? What charming optimism you have in other people.

[@MogofWar]

@@reginaldgickington4793Not because he was bad at D&D but because he was being a sick fuck.

[@AshSonnenDrache]

@@MogofWarwow, you sure are smart

[@tsifirakiehl4250]

First story: I’ve seen a few comments ragging on OP for the way they handled it, but what were they meant to do? Spoil the puzzle for everyone who hadn’t heard it before? Sit back and watch while someone tried to steal credit for their work? The DM is unquestionably the asshole here. Second story: Yeah, Rogue did this to himself. It’s his own fault for murderhoboing. Third story: The chaotic good alignment is basically “screw the rules, I’m doing what’s right!” It is NOT “hurr durr I’m going to kill everything in my path because I’m so random, lol.” If the DM doesn’t want a murderhobo campaign, they need to grow a spine and give the PCs consequences for their actions. They need to tell the players they aren’t playing their alignments. They need to do SOMETHING! Good on OP and their boyfriend for leaving. Here’s hoping they find a better campaign! Fourth story: Coffee didn’t want to play D&D. He wanted to play a single-player adventure RPG with dating sim elements.

[@Cheetahgirl_Studios]

Totally agree on the CG thing. I’m currently playing a Leonin Barbarian who’s in that alignment. He kills monsters who hurt his party members, but other than that he’s a big old goof who tries to do the right thing... but doesn’t understand that there are rules. Then again, he grew up in a travelling tribe of mercenaries, so... The point is, Chaotic Good is called GOOD for a reason. It’s not an excuse to kill everyone because “lol so random”. Hell, even Chaotic Evil wouldn’t make sense for that. No alignment does because it’s just such an out of field thing to do. I can’t even begin to imagine the thought process that makes someone go “Ah yes, let me just murder everyone in the room and then blame it on my moral alignment.”

[@frostfyrezero1830]

As a CG player, I agree.

[@scorch2155]

There was more context added for the Rouge story, apparently they talked to the player as the outburst wasn't like him and it turns put he works at a children's hospital and one of the patients died the day before so....yeah he was not in a good headspace.

[@AmonDevilman]

"Ow, I'm dead. Thanks Obama." Doge 2022

[@Blueoriontiger]

I loved this, totally got me.

[@l0stndamned]

Whenever a player talks about how chaotic their character is, that's your signal to leave.

[@stevenschnepp576]

Or purge. =][=

[@jamesmahon6788]

Rather than removing their content I think the OP of the first story should have called out the guy. Cause who knows who else he's taking credit of work for

[@MogofWar]

Ah! But removing his content absolves him of having to show receipts.

[@StellaDraco]

In terms of remembering the username, to be fair some people use names that are not at all easy to remember. I can't blame the guy fr not remembering if it was written by, say, "(initials)823" or something. That said, that was, in my opinion, a good way to handle knowing the answer. I've run and played a lot of games with riddles and puzzles that myself or someone else knew OOC and that tends to be more or less the way we've handled it, either that or, if our characters had lower INT, they just were stumped. GM never should claimed the riddles were his, though.

[@heatherharrison264]

On the pirate story, I can see how a silly and over-the-top murderhobo game might be fun, but everybody has to be on board. Someone who is expecting a relatively serious game but ends up in a murderhobo festival might not be pleased with the situation. I wonder if video games are at least partially responsible for murderhobos. Going back to the earliest days of computer RPGs, many video games have rewarded or even required murderhobo behavior. To this day, I still remember repeatedly going murderhobo on a town in Ultima III - it was populated by weak clerics and had no guards, so a low level party could exterminate all the townspeople to grind for gold and experience, which was necessary to progress in the game. Towns in Ultima III would reset upon exit, so all of the NPCs would come back to life and could be murdered over and over again. Naturally, there were few consequences for doing this (only trapped chests that dead NPCs would leave behind, but this was true for all monsters in the game). This conditioned me to expect video games to be like this, so when the next entry in the series, Ultima IV, had consequences for going murderhobo on a town (not doing evil things was a major requirement to win the game), it was quite a shock, but I soon decided that it was a good thing, as having the hero be able to murder towns without consequence never made sense to me. Sometimes, people need to let off steam, so having a murderhobo one-shot might be a nice diversion on occasion, but I wouldn't want to join a long term murderhobo campaign. In a video game, I'll sometimes murder a bunch of NPCs when I get in the mood to be destructive, but then I won't save the game afterwards. Or I can just play Goat Simulator when I'm in that kind of mood.

[@marybdrake1472]

imagine being a rogue, and seeing a buffed up amazon warrior woman, with an amazing reputation as an elite fighter with really top tier, or near top tier equipment and thinking. "I can take her." All while going after her with a dagger. 🤦‍♀ What's next, the player attack an Iron Golem with a toothpick?

[@realrealwarpet]

I would’ve also said “i can take her” before instantly flirting with her

[@soultpp]

But a toothpick is the ultimate weapon! And iron golems are so weak vs toothpicks in general that of COURSE you'd never do that! It just wouldn't be fair to the golem!

[@marybdrake1472]

@@realrealwarpet That would have been a better way to try and handle the situation to be honest. Less chance of horrible and instant death that way. XD

[@marybdrake1472]

@@soultpp Reading a comment like this is a good way to start the day. that was hilarious. XD

[@burmy1774]

the rogue player, is a resident at a children's hospital and one of the patients died that day, so the guy was not in a good place. OP explained this on an update to their post, and they're fine now.

[@AlexanderTF]

Ok the pirate situation, I kinda feel the DM is partialy to blame for not controling the group, and "Cheotic" nah man their just pure evil, and if that Clerics Deity saved them, it aint wasting its power to aid them ... plus pirates actually had laws rules and codes, they weren't just sailing savages like those players ...

[@Wraithspartan]

Surprisingly strict codes, at that...

[@rumbleroller2154]

(4:49) Funny though. Considering that the DM claimed that they wrote the riddles that the OP wrote themselves..

[@bloodwolfgaming9269]

I think that OP in the first story handled the situation rather well given what had happened. Seeing as they had actually wrote the riddles, it was a good thing to have their character sit back and let the other players try to figure out the puzzle themselves. And after all the flak they started to get for how they were acting and evening being called a liar, it was more than justified for them to show proof they were the creator of the riddles once the DM tried taking credit for OPs work. Yea, it kinda sucks that you potentially just stopped a campaign for the remaining players, but maybe they wouldn't take it so hard once they realized how much of an ass the DM was being by lying about making certain content for their campaign while trying to pass other people's work off at their own. Honestly, if I was one of the other players, I would have gladly left that table myself to find a more honest DM once that current one was revealed to be how they were.

[@nizzet9954]

I think that Doge is getting traumatized from reading those stories, just the thought of reading it made him look weird when speaking. Some may say that it was a bug, but how can a real dog have such a problem?

[@vampire9545]

It was a failed saving throw

[@novadrake9232]

He probably rolled with disadvantage and got to nat ones

[@Here_is_Waldo]

Fleas?

[@Klonbold]

Animaze (former FaceRig) has its flaws but lowlevel acces to facial motion capture is rare

[@Nesseight]

When you asked, "do you have a story that you want this doge to read?" I literally thought that you had asked, "do you have a story that you want this douche to read?" I was about to crack down on you for being to hard on yourself. You're awesome!

[@4aw50fGold]

They could in fact, Not take them.

[@AspieMemoires]

Okay I was fixing my window and suddenly I hear the "thanks obama" joke and nearly shattered my window with my hammer laughing lol

[@PrideOfFantasy100]

Ya know... I've encountered people who liked a certain race/archetype/etc before and the most successful ones were just the ones who were honest about it. Like "Hey, I really like X person and would really like to pursue this." Often times the DM might work it in (as long as it didn't get creepy) or maybe even said players will play along. I mean, hard to play along when you aren't open about what you want, right? That being said, jealousy isn't wrong. But being a dick because your jealous is.

[@DaZebraffe]

5:37 "-for the character to grow into not being such a prude." I don't think you know what the word "prude" means...

[@Sl4wt3r]

Hmm, murderhobos... My DM kinda gamefied them. He clearly warns us that if he thinks someone is becoming a murderhobo, he's roll a d20 on his homebrew Murderhobo Punishment Table which has punishments ranging from at nicest Midas's Bane (all personal property they touch from that point until the next long rest temporarily turns to lead) to Instant Reincarnation into a mouse (permanent).

[@tenshyklonik]

Years ago, I DM games for new ppl so they can be iniciated and understand how to rp, hearing the "Neutral campaing" of this video I remember when I was making a game for 5 new ppl who make a LG Paladin, CN Figther, NG Druid, CG fighter and N Bard, nothing bad in perspective, Right? Wrong, F*cking wrong, the first thing the LG Paladin do was to CREMATE A WOMAN BECAUSE HE ACUSES HER OF WITCHCRAFT, literally he go to the woman, ask for free samples of healing potions, the woman say "Sorry, no can do" and he scream "WICHTCRAFT!!!", pour oil and then toss a torch in the npc... when the guards come to see wtf is happening, the two fighters and the druid HELP THE PALADIN BC HE IS LG AND DO A GOOD THING, their exact words... in that moment I say, "ok, roll iniciative", the guards win the iniciative bc they were only lvl 3 and the guards were lvl 8, almost one shot the CG Fighter and, when the Paladin try to use "Healing wounds" in the Fighter i told him "Oh yeah, no can do, you see, you lost your powers righ now" "WHAT?! HOW COME I LOST MY POWERS?! THAT´S BULLSH*T!!!" "Yeeeeeah, you see, all paladins have something called oath, if you break the oath, you lose the powers, Understand? Ok, you are a Paladin of Pelor, God of Sun, Healing and Good.... AND YOU F*CKING KILL A NPC ONLY BC SHE DOESNT GIVE YOU FREE SAMPLES OF SOMETHING THAT COST 50GP YOU BRICKHEAD!!", then he told me how come that he do that in WoW and dont lose his powers... in that moment I told him how he ca´t use the powers, so he can do anything else, he attack the guard, fail (epic 1), the guard parry, crits him, máximun damage and one kill hit, he throw a tamtrum, try the party to leave the game, only CG fighter go with him and I end the game hours laters, never again let him come to a game and also, when ppl ask me if was he a green (we say green for ok ppl, yellow to maybe yes maybe no ppl and red to non ok ppl) I told them darkest red you ever see in your life

[@MatthewHollow]

Considering you stated that they were all new to the game, you might have been better off doing some retcon. And remind him not to kill random NPCs without a good and proper reason. or maybe tell him not to play as a paladin.

[@tenshyklonik]

@@MatthewHollow Yeah, that's true, the problem was that, before all the games I took my time explaining things about rpg, one of the things I explain is about the consecuences, so they were advised about it

[@MatthewHollow]

@@tenshyklonik Okay, I see.

[@realrealwarpet]

Man, that sounds exactly like what my knowledge domain cleric would do “alright, you incompetent louts, im going to, ever so graciously, allow you to figure out the answer yourselves. Try not to hurt yourselves too much.”

[@stevencavanagh7990]

Pierate Hobos, the Answer is, ether a bigger nastier Pierate or the Royal Navy catching the crew.

[@Jermbot15]

That's just rewarding bad behavior with awesome content.

[@vortega472]

Super Simba! *wink* *wink* Oh that's so cute, Nipsy and Lucky - such sweet baby House Panthers. Don't worry guys, I liked this video (as always) - you've earned your treats.

[@marooniballooni03759]

oh, does doge need repairs? 16:20 Oh my doge, it may definitely seem like you need repairs.

[@teirdalin]

DMs really need to alignment slide characters who do evil deeds more.

[@tedizursa1277]

I played a Chaotic Good Tiefling Cleric of the Grave Domain. What made him good was that he had a stern belief of 'doing the right thing', if nothing else. What made him chaotic though was his frequent memory loss, and his hot temper that is often fueled by it. Also, it didn't help that the other Tiefling in the party, though a monk, encouraged him to get up to all kinds of mischief which made the Artificer grouchy. They got sick of babysitting the two real fast.

[@lalunafate]

Doge! Someone feed you toffee? Your poor mouth won't open XD

[@BlueTressym]

A prude is a person who is easily shocked by matters relating to sex or nudity. The word bank may need an update during the doge malfunction fixing.

[@fleacythesheepgirl]

I can also just mean someone very proper or repressed. Like you could use it to refer to someone who doesn’t drink alcohol or cuss or take risks. It definitely can refer to sexuality but doesn’t have to.

[@SirXer]

That was a truly wonderful Super Simba closeup, everyone must subscribe! Nipsy and Lucky being best buds was just too adorable, that's what made Doge malfunction :)

[@deepseastonecore3017]

Thanks 4 all the hard work.

[@slacknhash]

"He might have triggered a trap and hurt himself! So I had to stick him, obviously."

[@thephantomwolf1002]

Thank you for the super Simba close up

[@joshuaklink8306]

Doge Malfunction is the most hilarious thing I never thought I'd read.

[@patjacksonpodium]

Doge, did you really think you could slip that Pirates of The Caribbean reference in there without us spotting it? 😆

[@_PannieCake_]

The wizard has written many ancient wizards, but an even more ancient horror has cursed the wizard to never be able to answer his own riddles. It's like banning saying "deez nuts" but the character can't stop making the jokes, cursing them to never say the punchline

[@namelesswanderer9315]

That Guy: "OMG THIS NPC IS A MARY SUE BECAUSE I COULD NOT ONE SHOT IT!" Me: "After your death, your carcass is tossed to the wolves and nobody will ever remember your name."

[@MG-oj7rr]

Chaotic good also can be a big picture thing - we doing heists, stealing gold from good ppl and more "evil" mischiefs to sponsor our questo to save the world/continent. Our pally often stays at the tavern or turns the other way when notices smth shady happening and we do avoid clerics judging eyes... So if judging plainlywe havent trully done any good yet, but did bunch of bad and some selfish stuff, because we are chaotic good and we proceed to do good in chaotic ways. (We did unsuccessfuly search for help from locals for this quest, also promised inside group once its all done we will work to get gold back to those we hurt) Buuuut i can imagine if some random dude would start intentionally going against this way of doing things it could derail hard cause he would only see evil and others would see him wasting time and beeing main character, extending a stolen wallet to a personal sidequest to repay the person or whtvr, that would get enoying and time wastefull very fast also it would rlly look as main players syndrom.

[@TheMrChicken]

the "thanks obama" made me subscribe lol

[@Jermbot15]

Rogue story, sounds like he might be the wrong player for the table. I hope I'm wrong. Evil party story, sounds like the DM needs to decide which are the wrong players for his table. If he doesn't the players having the least fun will decide for him.

[@Fluffykeith]

Hey....what about the kitty who really likes things? I miss them

[@DnDDoge]

he'll be in tomorrow's video

[@Fluffykeith]

@@DnDDoge Yay!

[@elvacoburg1279]

I do not think that the second story is as bad as it first seems. The rogue seems to have misread the situation, probably thinking when the DM said that the mercenary captain was powerful that she was a couple of levels higher than the characters, and where looking over her gear revealed it to be good, there was no hint of magic. So the rogue was thinking that a good sneak attack would either killer her out right or at least badly injure her, and even if she survived his attack he probably though that he could take a few hits off her before having to worry. So being killed with just one attack came as a shock, and the player acted without thinking. I think that most players would be in a bit of shock if a character that they are playing, that has a few levels under their belt was killed by a single attack from full health. For me the thing that at least suggests the player was not that bad, is that the next day, once he had time to cool down and think through what had happened, he messaged the group asking what they wanted him to play next without any comments about how his rogue had been killed.

[@magic257]

love the content, keep it up ^^

[@9liveslie-cat-lie129]

You mean an EXTREAM CUTE UP

[@theratking013]

Lawful Evil Paladin? Does that even exist or is that Oathbreaker?

[@BlueTressym]

Paladins can be any alignment as long as acting in accordance with it doesn't prevent them from adhering to the tenets of their oath. Admittedly, some alignments and some oaths synergise a lot better than others. I'd say Oath of Conquest is excellent for an LE or NE paladin.

[@chariotboi5061]

I don't really think I can handle doing a table irl. Cause since I keep getting people like the ones in these stories as my party members I'd be way too tempted to hit them and kick them out of my house for deliberately bullying another player or myself.

[@Zyrawrcious]

Thing about these is they’re few and far between in the same way groups of people get a bad rep because of the actions of a small few. I’d say give it a try :)

[@chariotboi5061]

@@Zyrawrcious thanks for the advice. I think I'm just extremely nervous and expect the worst since the internet keeps giving me either "oops all perverts" or a cornucopia of edgelords that openly state they hate fun and want their characters to kill me irl. I don't know how I attract those weirdos but hopefully the same doesn't apply irl 😅

[@stevenschnepp576]

@@chariotboi5061 Because you're playing on the internet. Most of those people are playing online for a reason. Sometimes it's schedule. Oftentimes it's their shocking lack of morals and social skills.

[@theofficerfactory2625]

Simba is tired but he has to judge. Story 1: Loved how OP stepped out of the way so the other players could have fun but wow, was DM a total asshat. Doge.exe has partially stopped working. Too much cringe. Story 2: After reading the comments here; that player's actions make a bit of sense. Story 3: That title! LOL! Yeah; this is what happens when you don't punish spoiled brats. They start to feel they can do anything without consequence. Wait, they did WHAT to a female NPC! What the fuq DM for allowing this to happen?!?!?!?!?! Best buds or bros? Hard to say with former strays turned house cats. Story 4: I heard this before. Still; why join a player cooperation game if ya gonna be a loner or a campaign wrecker?

[@ShaggySatyr]

Don't invite "I can take her" player back. Tell him the table is no place for players that become openly hostile in a cooperative setting. That you want to foster a welcoming and mature environment and can't do that if one of the players is throwing a tantrum over social encounters.

[@Sigilstone17]

"We're playing pirates and I thought we were gonna be the good guys." Oh no, he thinks Pirates of the Caribbean is real life. The rest of the party being murderhobos was on-brand for being pirates

[@RiveroftheWither]

Maybe pirates on TV but pirates as a whole were not all cut from the same cloth. Yeah there were murderous pillagers, then there were brigands (pirates that hunt other pirates) and freedom seekers from escaped slaves to gay and transgender people turning to piracy because they were already viewed as criminals just for existing and would be safer on the open sea. Saying that all pirates were evil murder hobos is kind of a cheap cop out for not knowing real pirate history. They would have been more realistic as pirates if they actually fit their alignments, a group of misfits from all walks of life, banding together for survival and turning to the seas for solace. One of the most realistic depictions of pirates out there is the show Our Flag Means Death.

[@watcherofmemelords7967]

kinda says alot about you that you'll excuse the murder hobos for being pirates, honestly I'd stop doing stuff to help them if I was the cleric, the barbarian attacked them, the monk attacked them, the rogue enabled the barbarian to attack without consequences and the wizard raised the guy the cleric was trying to save who and I'll reiterate this as you seem to have forgot was part of the same damned crew as them just so he can drink cocktails made by a dead guy. No matter how you slice it the cleric shouldn't be helping these monsters they should be helping themselves and making sure they can't be brought back when they eventually die cause they think they are bad enough to take on a full grown red dragon.

[@Sigilstone17]

@@RiveroftheWither from the Barbary pirates of yore to the Somali pirates of today: no, dude, they aren't people just trying to be "outside the norm, man." They're bad people, simple as, and they WERE real life murderhobos that facilitated the slave trade the most

[@Sigilstone17]

@@watcherofmemelords7967 oh Cleric absolutely should have left the game sooner but the party was still on-brand as pirates (ya know: evil dickheads)

[@RiveroftheWither]

@@Sigilstone17 The Somali pirates do what they do for survival, the European colonization, the formed factions and then Europe out right abandoning them which plunged the country into civil war because they didn't want to clean up the mess they made has left the country with a ruined economy and a state of total anarchy. The pirates are literally made up of war orphans, escaped slaves, former prisoners of war, former farmers that lost their crops in attacks and disabled former soldiers that were tossed aside. They aren't doing "evil" things just because they're "evil", they're doing what they're doing so their children can eat for the second time this week, a rare treat for them. As for the pirates of the old days, have you never heard of the phrase "History is written by the winners of the fight." The literal point of that phrase is to state that when it comes to historical "bad guys" and "good guys" the writer is an unreliable narrator who is naturally going to spin the truth to make one side look good or even god ordained and the other look evil. These are the same people that thought women doing math was witchcraft punishable by death. You really need to update your knowledge or understand that history is more nuanced than good and evil and modern anthropology working to fix centuries of bs. Let me guess, you also believe that Samurais had strong codes of honor and nobility? Afterall, that's how people describe them and portray them on TV. The reality is that they were just hired brutes, their "honor" came from just following their masters orders. Orders that included setting shops on fire that skipped out on taxes or "protection money, selling young children to sex slavery as payment for their parents gambling debts and murder, in broad daylight, right in the middle of the street. Ronan were swordsman that didn't swear themselves to a master, that's it, some helped people and some committed crimes but the history as written by the wealthy Lord's, Yakuza and merchants that owned Samurai tells a biased story. If you can't understand this about history then you have no business discussing it.

[@xthequietriotx]

Your cats are so boop-able.

[@vampire9545]

I think that prude doesn't mean what u thought it did there.

[@Thundarr100]

Story #3: If OP does continue in this campaign, I say "Stop healing the evil characters". Save all of your healing spells for the PCs who DO NOT act like a bunch of evil assholes. If (or more likely WHEN) their characters inevitably die violent deaths, tell them, "I sincerely hope that your next character isn't an evil piece of shit who's not worth saving." Martial characters can have an awfully short lifespan without any magical healing. And when there's a cleric in the party, they're likely to behave as if magical healing is a sure thing. Such a shame that their cleric doesn't like any of them. "I'm not going to kill you. But I'm not going to save you either." - Batman Begins

[@inventor4279]

Second story just sounds like a skill issue, it's not about not fucking up, it's all about making the best of what you've got, example, me after walking into a building that was on fire for no reason and fucking up dexterity so I got set on fire, k thought I was screwed then I had the idea of jumping an orc and hugging him while on fire, dealt crit damage with a perfect 20 and instakilled them

[@SnaxTheSnaxolotl]

Just in time!

[@dragonsontv4412]

Ngl when you said Elven I thought you said oven. 😂

[@werebuffalo]

I enjoy all your videos, but I always wait for the kitties before I press 'like'.

[@watcherofmemelords7967]

honestly on the second story I'd start saving my stuff for me, let the barbarian and the rest of them learn how to heal themselves rather than have heals on demand.

[@stevenhowe7308]

Because that's what your character would do to evil chaotic types. LOL, that's what I'd tell them.

[@jakisz]

For that first story, it's a tricky one. Yes, OP might of said it in a smarta** way, however, as being the person that made the puzzle, it was good in OP to not spoil the fun. So, I'm not going to say OP was wrong, just handle wrong.

[@ThePuppin]

Kitty winks 😘

[@Wtfzipcode]

lost it at "thanks obama"

[@lyudmilapavlichenko7551]

"thanks Obama" 😂

[@Dicyroller]

I will not say that there is no place for such graphic and cruel play. I will say that it needs to be explained at the very beginning. Very few groups will want that type of play. You all can find each other and leave us out of it.

[@PancakemonsterFO4]

You attacked the wrong NPC fool OOOOOOH

[@LucyBean42]

Ow, I'm dead. THANKS, OBAMA! Love it

[@dead_vibes]

I understand OP 1 so much but for the wrong reasons. If you speak ill of me I'll pull out receipts.

[@BlackRainRising]

man the DM should have steamrolled that party. Oh? you're chaotic good? well while you're telling people you're good and doing all this evil, they have hired their own band of mercenaries because you're clearly not the heroes... now the DM gets to make PC classed/skilled/feat/gear NPC's to counter the party, everything the party can do so can this NPC party, they come with party level gear/money/magic items and steamroll the hell out of the 'good guys', obviously they would be aware the cleric was NOT evil and see him as being held captive, they secure the cleric, convince PC cleric to purge the evil now the party is -1 and the NPC's are +1 turning the fight even more... COME ON DM DO IT UP!! PUNISH THE ASSHOLES THE RIGHT WAY!! Alternatively, bards love to tell stories of fame and fortune but that works the same for death and torture... party keeps doing looting and slaughtering, that same bard is more than happy to let the next 5 towns along the way know that you are coming and when you get there they are waiting with more people than the party can handle no matter what they do. They are told to surrender and be given trial or die... let them choose, trial cool they are disarmed and armored and jailed, if die then they get to fight but the 5 wizards and 7 clerics and 50 archers and 45 swords and the adult gold dragon that was called for backup will make sure that the party doesn't get to round 2.

[@thecriticalone1783]

Idk why people think chaotic means you just do random crap.

[@koboldking7153]

When shall we see all three being buds

[@raptoress6131]

Idk why players stay in campaigns like #3, these players creep me tf out. Like I'm worried about what they do IRL.

[@jacobgallegos8762]

That thumbnail tho 😍

[@asioca1992]

Artist is takebouzu if you're interested.

[@kurbyschneider1607]

Can someone tell me the difference between lawful evil and chaotic good?

[@rynowatcher]

Riddle dungeon horror story: always a jerk move to tell the answers to a mystery you got from a meta source. Riddle dungeons are not my favorite, but posting the answers to all the riddles for all the party to see is flipping the table for everyone playing. That op is also inconsistent with if the dm said they wrote the riddles because they accuse them of looking up the answers online prior to posting the answers. That kind of calls the whole thing into doubt for me, especially when op says the riddles/answers were posted on the server used to recruit players and they removed it afterwards. If you wanted to prove it, I would think you would keep the records there; removing it muddied the waters. I do a lot of Call of Cthulhu games, and you run into similar issues because you find out part of the way through that you played this one before. Mystery based games the gm often changes or lies about certain details of the adventure so you preserve the mystery. Ie, running the Haunting but moving the thing from one area of a house to another, not stating the name of the module, or some such. It happens sometimes that someone has played a scenario before, but spilling the beans is bad form because you ruin the game for the others. Curious players usually just excuse themselves and do not try to ruin the experiance for everyone.

[@thekaiser3815]

So, the op should have just lat the DM get away with lying, or deal with the DM's hostility, as for I consistency I to am autistic I can confirm there are times when we can be inconsistent in how we tell things, it's not that we are lying, it's for we have trouble processing the information we are Shering. And again DM stole OPs work and tried to pass it of as there own, if the only way to expose that is to show evidence then so be it. The game is not more important than the truth.

[@rynowatcher]

@@thekaiser3815 reason the inconsistency matters is it conflicts with OP's story. If they accused them of looking up the answers, it undermines the statement that the dm took credit for writing the riddles. Might be op was confused about what was happening, but that makes his actions of spoiling the riddles for the other players worse because it was based on a misunderstanding that they never worked out. I read this as op lying outrightly and goggling answers to the riddles the gm was using as they said they removed their post after this happened, and concealing coroborating evidence is typically something liars do because they do not want evidence of the truth being out there. Seems inconsistent with the actions of someone that values the truth. Still a jerk move in the best case, in my book; have your own opinion about it if you find mine unsatisfactory. The truth absolutely does not matter in a game. It is an online game, and I could see a gm lying about if they wrote some riddles online to keep cheaters from googling them if he got them online. Sure, it is a lie, but it is a lie to facilitate game play; just like if a villainous NPC lies to the party and says the bridge is safe even though the gm knows the bridge is not safe. This is a game of pretend with some dice; truth in game matters because it is the structure needed to run the game. Truth outside of the game does not; yes, let the dm say they wrote Tomb of Horrors and do not make a big deal out of it because letting that one slide will not ruin anyone's night, but flipping the table will. This is the op showing the dungeon map of a module because they got into an argument of if the floor tiles are blue in this room. I do a lot of Call of Cthulhu games, and I on occasion get into a game I forgot that I ran. The proper thing to do is to exit the game when you realize you know the mystery if that is the focus of the game, not blurt out the answers on your way out or hang in the back and give the answers when you get tired of waiting. You are getting in the way of other people's fun.

[@justsomeloserlol]

this vids thumbnail was made to clickbait specifically me, muscle gals are my weakness

[@DnDDoge]

And yet, it fits the theme of one of the stories! Win win!

[@sgtmarcusharris4260]

Muscular women and thick women are best women

[@shupasopni]

Anyone know where I can find the image of the swole girl in the thumbnail? Or maybe the name of the character?

[@anonymoususer4515]

1st Story taking somebody else work & credit and that fraud DM gets his lies called out and kicks out OP. You have people like this IRL sadly. 2nd Story: Rouge is just another problem player that wants to hit things GTA style. 3rd Story: Is it just a toxic group of people overall.

[@wolfyblackknight8321]

story one I just got to say that if your gonna steal someone else work you should be prepared for the possibility of meeting the person who made it some day story two I'm not going to fault the rouge for wanting a set of great armor but the idea to attack them alone while they have it on was a really bad idea like shooting someone in the face in time square on camera bad. if you just want really good armor talk them up "pardon my bluntness but I couldn't help admiring your armor. and after hearing of your reputation and what you've accomplished I simply must know who crafted such a high quality piece of equipment" or alternatively make friends get in close maybe accompany them on a quest or something and if they get close to death and you have plausible deniability of "that person died they didn't need it anymore. yeah it was probably illegal to loot the body but it was really good armor." in short be smart and weight your options not everything has to be killed and looted story three just reminds me of seth skorowskys video on evil character alinement and how to be "evil" while still being a team player also yeah total murder hobos and maybe the dm needs to ether have a serious talk or have serious consequences of when they do evil without thinking. kill a crew mate when everyone is pushed to the limit with work already? "congratulations your now traveling slower because you don't have enough crew to keep things running" "turn them into an undead minion? " "hope your keeping close track of when your control over them ends because if your not they could kill more crew or attack one of you" also people might not want to willingly work for people who kill and turn the crew into undead minions. a good evil character knows how to be on a team and work together and not get them flagged as evil and in need of killing. also the barb could of just held the crew mate that annoyed him off the side of the ship threatened them and explain how said crewmate angered them and not very subtlety imply that next time they might find themselves with several broken bones if they anger them again" Coffee really wasn't thinking that out. a lot of people seem to struggle with the concept of "I want these people to like me I know I'll kill this person they like so that person isn't my competition" tends to just end with everyone hating them for attacking friends and loved ones and tends to get you thrown off teams because no one wants to have the killer attack them next. and for some reason they can't seem to think about what others want and maybe just maybe that being helpful and not selfish might help them make friends and get closer to people. "in short don't be a selfish jerk other people have feelings and wants and it isn't all about you. especially in a team game like dnd "

[@jasenludwig8973]

I genuinely felt enraged by #3.. then disgusted at the Rogue. I don't even play the game even though I want to

[@FirstDarkAngel2001]

The first story is definite proof that one person can ruin it for everyone.

[@slagarcrue85]

Sorry problem player from storey two but you made the call. You went and got your self Leroyed no one else was at fault.

[@Densoro]

ey Doge, just a heads-up, you might want to warn more specifically for stories where somebody gets SA'd so hard there's dismemberment. I know it was OP who just called it 'some NSFW,' but that was a hell of an understatement. No hard feelings, just some constructive criticism. On the other hand, 'thanks Obama' was so unexpected it took me tf out X'D

[@mrosskne]

I don't think prude means what you think it means

[@NamedSword]

Aye boss can I gey a source on that muscle girl? Please and thanks.

[@asioca1992]

Artist is takebouzu, the art from the thumbnail is an original picture from that artist.

[@NamedSword]

@@asioca1992 thanks, bud. I appreciate it.

[@THExRISER]

Thumbnail sauce please.

[@asioca1992]

Artist is takebouzu

[@plypox]

oooh, is there a link to the artwork of that buff anime girl on the thumbnail?>

[@DisneyChar]

I almost sided with dm over behavior but he was just a whiny plagiarist

[@asioca1992]

Where's the chick in the thumbnail from? It looks familiar to me for some reason.

[@asioca1992]

Nevermind, I found it. Artist is takebouzu and it's not from anything I watched.

[@yuubiko]

CAT

[@TBTabby]

It "it's what your character would do," you made a bad character.

[@namelesswanderer9315]

Not an evil campaign, a stupid campaign. They are Chaotic Stupid.

[@talkingwithadam812]

Issa doge

[@nodot17]

Ok but whats the sauce on that thumbnail

[@asioca1992]

Artist is takebouzu and the artwork is an original picture from that artist.

[@Serbinderbintine]

Engagement

[@stevenschnepp576]

For the Pirate Hobos story... I don't think she really understands what Lawful Good means, as she made that character intending to join a pirate game, and she *definitely* doesn't understand what a pirate is. Hint: Not the good guys.

[@NPC-xd6on]

that clickbait....

[@slagarcrue85]

O dnd dodge your so kuwia your videos ahh my mind. Go dodgee go doge. S u b scribe find out what it means to him. Click it to him click it to it to him. Lol your the dog dogge.