The OLDEST Players to Score in Every Major Sport

[@thatsgoodsports]

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[@kensled9665]

crazy how this video was made by the oldest youtuber

[@ryuhitsuya21]

Boomers know Boomers

[@58moconnor]

Ouch, I felt that one

[@DaveysWonderfulWorld]

Ouch painfully truthful

[@87alock]

🧓

[@Gmanski3]

Gonna be like a shot in the heart when he reads this

[@Austin.Kilgore]

Ya wanna know what’s crazy? Go watch Yoel Romero vs Paulo Costa and then realize that Yoel is 42 in that headbanger of a fight. (Paulo was 28 btw)

[@omnione12]

Round of applause to this man for doing this work. Well organized

[@toddwebb7521]

Bill Bellichick situation is exactly why I strive to have money instead of living in a van down by the river.

[@russellst.martin4255]

Gordie could've easily scored at age 62 with Ms. Krabappel if he only knew

[@jessewaidler]

In that case, you should talk more about Perna

[@jackmehoff916]

All that coffee got em looking 49 sheeshhh

[@MoneyChanger02]

Also, Howe was 52 in 1980, which is about 68 with inflation

[@RJiiFin]

I'd say more like 83 with Bidenomics

[@Nathanielhiggerson66]

@@RJiiFinplayers used to drink smoke lol its crazy what he did

[@IHateMyAccountName]

​@Nathanielhiggerson66 there were ashtrays in the Habs locker rooms up until the 90s.

[@pentu7738]

168,49

[@birthgravy]

​@@RJiiFin r/yourjokebutworse

[@holycow3890]

🤣🤣🤣bill belichick has had the look of a unemployed person his entire career. That line is so dam hilarious.

[@8d4o0c4]

She is lovely and I am utterly perplexed. I know, money and fame... but still.

[@cheeseguy689]

My dad always said to dress for the job you wanted, not the job you have 😂

[@schwanbox]

​@8d4o0c4 still not as bad as al Pacino at 83 having a kid with his 29 year girlfriend

[@KevinicusPD]

​@@cheeseguy689 makes sense. I, too, would want to be an unemployed millionaire dating supermodels.

[@MrJCerqueira]

he was 48 when she was born. super kewl

[@albeargo65]

Hard to believe jagr is the same age as Howe there. Howe looks like a pensioner carpenter and Jagr looks like he’s on GQ covers.

[@KevinicusPD]

Life science has come along exponentially since the 80s. 50 now is like 35 then.

[@ShimmyD-u7g]

@@KevinicusPD I'm 52, I still feel like I am 35, so ya, thanks science!

[@zarc0n]

Oldest 39 year old we've ever seen (I'm 41)

[@anti-liberal7167]

I'm 42

[@cmorris9494]

47

[@laxrie12]

Post a pic.

[@FaceFamous]

I'm 47

[@zarc0n]

We were all kids in the 90s watching Jordan and jamming to Soundgarden and Wu Tang 😎

[@joeym5243]

Let's be honest Brandon, you haven't been 39 since the twin towers were still standing

[@J.G.Wentworth69420]

Too soon

[@joeym5243]

@@J.G.Wentworth69420 just referring to a point in history

[@warlordofbritannia]

Didn’t score a run but Satchel Paige still struck out Yaz at the age of roughly 60. Shoutout to knuckleballers Jack Quinn and Hoyt Wilhelm for pitching in the majors until they were mere weeks short of 50. Jaime Moyer and his arsenal of slow, slower and slowest likewise made it to 49 before his career finally sputtered out.

[@UnchainedAmerica]

His birthdate was never verified. Satchel himself guessed how old he was.

[@kristofferstuvstad6007]

Can’t wait for Stetson Bennett to break the record this season

[@Revolver1701]

Ok. Now that’s funny. 😂

[@MistaTofMaine]

George Blanda did that back in the anti QB era, impressive ASF.

[@cadedonnghail9317]

Madden finding a way to use him was honestly a stroke of genius. I'm still flabbergasted that the idea of a relief QB didn't gain traction after he made that shit work.

[@ericarntson2035]

Jaromir Jagr played in the NHL until age 45, and still holds the record as the oldest player to score a hat trick at the age of 42 years, 322 days. He also has the second highest total points record, just behind this little-known player by the name of Wayne Gretzky. Dude is a beast.

[@bmac4]

Jagr woulda set several NHL records if he didnt spend several years in Russia in his mid-30s.

[@IHateMyAccountName]

He could still be a productive 3rd liner and power play addition if he wanted to. Just need to be on a line with a few really fast young guys.

[@jaakko14]

The amount of points Gretzky is leadin Jagr by is just ridiculous.

[@scottydude456]

Jerry Rice, Seahawks Legend. Man do I love to say this to 9ers fans (especially my aunt)

[@matthewhenningervonada9914]

He somehow looks cool in a seahawks uniform, ngl.

[@12thMandalorian]

The GOAT , still feels fake

[@GunslingingBird]

Luka Modric became the oldest player to score in the Euros literally yesterday.

[@davorladan6236]

That was my first thought!

[@ConsistentlyInconsistent21]

Was saying "literally" necessary?

[@chadsanchez2998]

@@ConsistentlyInconsistent21 yeah it was bud now kick rocks

[@GunslingingBird]

@@ConsistentlyInconsistent21 🤓☝🏻

[@nothanksbro420]

Until CR7 gets the last laugh when the KO stage starts lol

[@gallonowater3962]

I say we go balls deep on George Blanda! Very underrated career

[@MaddDogg316]

I was gonna make this exact same comment.

[@enigma9971]

I was really hoping Brady was going to break his record for being the oldest starter in the NFL

[@steelerspittsburgh875]

Blanda also played some defense early in his career.

[@potatoModel]

It breaks my heart to have to hear someone explain what the Hartford Whalers are. I'll go cry into my Expos hat.

[@TitansRossi]

The Old adage of "money talks" definitely applies to BB scoring...

[@17thN.O]

Yeah bruh, that's why a lot of women are with a lot of them men they are with. They got women going getting "flewed out" to Dubai to get 💩, pee'd on and toppin awwf camels for 30 Gs. So yeah.

[@J.G.Wentworth69420]

Learned from the best. Robert kraft

[@TitansRossi]

@@J.G.Wentworth69420 ha! Yes!

[@DeedeeandtheBeebee]

The oldest looking beard on the youngest man record belongs to Brandon "my beard ages in dog years" perna....

[@aealum2004]

Oldest players to start for each NFL, MLB, and NBA teams.

[@warlordofbritannia]

I’m not sure how correct these are, but off the top of my head Red Sox: Tim Wakefield, 45 Yankees: Jack Quinn, 49 Rays: Wade Boggs, 42 Pirates: Honus Wagner, 43 Rockies: Jaime Moyer, 49 Dodgers, Cubs: Hoyt Wilhelm, 49 Mets, Braves: Julio Franco, 49 A’s: Eddie Collins, 43 Blue Jays: Phil Niekro, 48 Rangers: Nolan Ryan, 46 White Sox: Carlton Fisk, 45 Arizona, Giants: Randy Johnson, 44-45 Mariners: Ichiro, 45

[@OzymandiasWasRight]

​@@warlordofbritanniaOff the top of your head?! God bless autism, it's like a superpower!

[@UnchainedAmerica]

@@warlordofbritannia Nolan Ryan could pitched into his 50s if he wanted to.

[@warlordofbritannia]

@@UnchainedAmerica His arm finally fell off though, didn’t it? He didn’t retire because he wanted to

[@ryanfox4462]

The second Julio Franco homer shown is actually from May 4, 2007 against Arizona. Franco was 48 at the time and the pitcher was future hall of famer and then-44-year-old Randy Johnson.

[@nicolamarchbank1846]

What about pitcher Bartolo Colon, who in May 2016 became the oldest man to hit his first Home Run for the Mets against the San Diego Padres? I think he was also the oldest active player in the league at 41 years old at the time. He's also the oldest man ever to lose a World Series game in 2015 against the Kansas City Royals.

[@warlordofbritannia]

Papi looked like the end was nigh between 2008-2010. The fact that he not only came back as good as before but had arguably his best season in his last year…yeah, there’s no way those bullets eviscerating his internal organs would be enough to stop him.

[@tillitsdone]

That season he led the majors in OPS, SLG%, doubles, and RBI. At 40 years old that's just insane.

[@jf_knows_nothing]

“Julio down by the school yard” will be glossed over but I enjoyed that.

[@AKNeal81]

I understood that reference! 😅

[@jaytee4374]

Huge hockey fan here, and before I watch the entire video, I'm gonna guess that the oldest hockey player to score a goal was Gordie Howe. If it's not him, I'll guess Jaromir Jagr. I won't delete this if I'm wrong

[@TheSolidSnakeOil]

Jagr refuses to retire.

[@mychaeljones7526]

Just like AEW

[@bmac4]

I mean even for his old man strength he clearly wants to. The problem is he's afraid Kladno won't be able to make it without him.

[@JaredLS10]

@@bmac4 Was gonna say the same thing, the dude looks ready to hang them up but his draw is one of if not the only things keeping the team afloat.

[@jerseyboy_greaser1152]

Father Time had nothing on George Blanda, what an absolute Raider legend he was

[@johnpoole3871]

The only man who could a championship with the Houston Oilers.

[@johnchedsey1306]

I could see Tom Brady coming out of retirement at 49 just to break Blanda's record. And annoy Barry McCockiner

[@jackganzel]

i keep forgetting this man is only 39 because of the gray hairs then I remember that this man is a Denver broncos fan

[@ricardoj85]

I haven't started yet... But I'm here to see where Jagr shows up

[@devious187]

1:17 I believe the word you were looking for is disgustinating

[@paulseverance9959]

Perna dropping Paul Simon references. Love it

[@nathanielsmith9400]

I spotted another old person.

[@fredb3400]

Admit it, your toddler beat you at spelling.

[@Scottishbear582]

Oldest players to score. Don't forget Bill Belichick now 😂

[@LateNightTableCo]

There’s a great clip out there of Chris Carter being called an old man by an opponent. I’m paraphrasing, but he replied with “Old man? Old man? Listen here boy! When you get down tonight on your knees to pray, you better pray you’ll get to play as long as me!”

[@sebastianjennings1159]

Hockey players are just built different man 😰

[@jasonstacy5587]

I appreciate the Paul Simon reference. LOL. Snuck that in there real smooth.

[@nathanielsmith9400]

I spotted another old person.

[@pugzilla330]

Harry Gant holds the record for oldest person to win a NASCAR Cup Series race at 52 years and 7 months old when he won the 1992 Fall Michigan race, though mention has to go to Herschel McGriff, who competed in the 1950 Cup Series season all the way to 1993, and was even racing in lower series in 2018, at age 90

[@NAFO_MythicPlague]

I dunno my fathers girlfriend is 28 and he is 72

[@ES-qt6yo]

Strange to date someone you have so few shared life experiences with..let me guess he isn't poor.

[@maxunicycle2528]

Why is he dating his granddaughter

[@samthompson1843]

Jaromir Jagr is an absolute machine. The dude was drafted at 18 years old in fucking 1990 and he's still active overseas in his 50's and was playing in the NHL still at 47... and he didnt retire and come back like Howe

[@chrisjamesr77]

Gordie Howe, in that 1980 season with the Whalers, scored 15 goals and got 26 assists as well. So he was still a pretty damn solid player, especially for being in his 50s! He got selected to play in the NHL All-Star Game that year, which oh yeah, was in Detroit, and got two standing ovations!

[@chadbarkway7129]

After 3 1/2 minutes nothing to do with the subject has been mentioned. This guy‘s act is so bad. Trying way too hard.

[@TheGalacticNerd19]

Still surprised you haven’t scored one in the bed considering your age 😂😂 ( that’s a joke don’t hate me I love your videos)

[@fleetadmiralj]

"and unlike NBA players, Gandalf became more powerful when he became white" Jesus Perna XD

[@OswaldDUG]

i love perna

[@kahuna2940]

Posting this right after Modric became the oldest player to score in the Euro’s too

[@cz1hf]

Wtf! Belicheat... how? It's gotta be money 💰💰💰

[@SmokeEater_]

Bills girlfriend dated a 64 year old before him... True story

[@Veterans_for_Harris]

My friend's mom dated George Blanda back in college.

[@stephenlewis6922]

Those were some good chops! But at your age I hope you warmed up first...

[@MichaelPiz]

This is AMERICA, dammit! We don't acknowledge the existence of soccer! We even have a famous quote about it: "Soccer is hockey at the speed of golf." - Me

[@gohawks3571]

Haha, I like that one😁 Although it is a legit sport, unlike golf. I would get back into it if I knew they wouldn't roll around on the ground. That pisses me off! Why do they get to do that? They have all these problems with racism and homophobia that they'll deal with (important), but they can't take care of this simple thing?! Grrrr

[@fredb3400]

It's nissing the oldest college athletes who scored (outside the bedroom, Belichick)

[@FrancescaSantiagoCaruso]

ok that chicken parm looks great and I want some. You need to have your wife do a cooking channel as I would love to learn how to cook that as it looked good.

[@gohawks3571]

She sure as heck was fast at breading that!

[@jeffzaun1841]

He takes 4 minutes to get to his first point & it is trivial. I quit

[@pti3.]

0 views in 3 seconds Fell up

[@UnchainedAmerica]

Mike Smith, the goalie for the Oilers is 42 years old, Brandon. He was just on your TV screen last night.

[@JaredLS10]

I watched that game and follow the NHL and had no clue Mike Smith was the back up goalie in Edmonton.

[@ramesis55]

Once Belichick hit a certain age I'm sure he does not care that he's a sugar daddy. Or maybe he really makes her laugh.

[@NoName-ky6ze]

39? I thought you were like 58.

[@rileyashe5312]

Small error in this video; Jerry Rice did not retire before training camp, but actually started one preseason game for the Broncos where he caught one pass against his old 49ers. There is no video I could find of it, but there is a photo, and it is incredibly weird to see him in action in a Broncos jersey

[@FivePointsVids]

You forgot cricket

[@thatsgoodsports]

What do bugs have to do with this?

[@johnstanton1515]

Could’ve sworn you were 60

[@SportGamingComputing]

12:05 Fun fact: Kazuyoshi Miura is older than Paris Saint Germain !! Miura was born in 1967, PSG was founded in 1970

[@japangamejunk]

King Kaz was playing for Yokohama FC at a game hosted by J2 team Mito Hollyhock while I was a volunteer for the team Sorry to say meeting him afterward while players were waiting inside for the team bud to arrive that he was kind of a dick He just transferred to a 4th division team so he'll almost surely break his record at that level

[@NickTheELITE_Chicken]

Why does he have text to speech for mila?😅

[@crazyjoeshorts5256]

he or his editor seemed to be dissatisfied with his original pronunciation. You know how people get.

[@thanksfernuthin]

It would have been nice to know the oldest to have a meaningful game in the NBA. Scoring one basket... OK, that's good to know. Score FOURTY?!! OK. Who was the oldest to score, let's say, 10 points?

[@RyanDyer]

Did you just call marinara sauce Gravy you had better not give me that if I order biscuits and gravy

[@adamsabatka1352]

Didn't come here for NFL, only for hockey. I have to say, as a Penguins fan, and my family originating from the Czech Republic, it made me smile that Jagr is the oldest to score a professional goal. I had actually forgotten about that. I was expecting only Howe to be on here.

[@Redmenace96]

Boxing/Prize fighting is not a major sport anymore? wow. "I once saw the great John L. Sullivan fight to a draw after 58 rounds! We asked for our money back!"

[@ShutUpFootball]

George Blanda looks like he's about to displace a family of poors from his land.

[@andrewwindermere2425]

My favorite Jagr story: in 2015, an 18 year old model took a picture of Jagr asleep after sleeping with him. She and her boyfriend threatened to release the photo to the public unless he paid them. Jagr, a 43 year old bachelor, told them to release the photo. And they did. When asked about it, Jagr just grinned and replied "I don't care" What a boss

[@dankehrig3419]

I'm turning 50 this coming month and still feel like I can run circles around these "kids"!! 50 is the new 30, just ask Bill Belly-chick!!!

[@JediPropeck]

I know of a guy maybe not a KZbinr… That has a whole thing of battlefield videos and he was a Vietnam sniper probably in his late 50’s early 60’s. I think if people did there research they can see.

[@YOSSARIAN313]

Glad you pointed out how silly pre integration sports stats. The leagues were intentionally made weaker and thus the stats need to be ignored

[@Rockhound6165]

Without even looking, Gordie Howe scored a goal in a playoff game on 4/9/80 at 52 years and 9 days old has a lock on the NHL record.

[@andrewmcleod9993]

Record keeping about births etc are very sketchy in West Africa, especially going back to the 1950s, so there was some serious speculation that Roger Milla was even older than that, perhaps as old as 51 when he scored that goal against Russia

[@hello201014]

Brandon, do you think you could do an episode on cricket? There was a cricket world cup that was partially in the US in case you didn't know. Love from india! I enjoy your content

[@TacoTuesday4]

The greatest all time joke about age in the NFL goes to Rotoworld back in the day when Chris Weinke threw a TD to Ricky Proehl. They put in their notes about the TD that they combined for the oldest whitest TD in NFL history.

[@cygnustsp]

Christ how did we all get this old

[@gohawks3571]

Because the 90s were yesterday, but somehow the calendar decided that was two and a half decades ago😡 Oh well, we're still kids😂

[@traviskillian276]

Take a vacation my friend. Not to be rude or anything, but 39? Buddy, I thought you were mid 40s at least.

[@Daniel-vk5li]

Really, Brandon? Jerry Rice, the Legendary Seattle Seahawk? What have the Niners done to deserve such disrespect?

[@NeverSober8008]

black players from the 80s to 2000s didn’t have to play against Eastern Europeans

[@binx15]

Man them old school NHL'ers just raw-dogging the CTE

[@connortrett5656]

How was it not mentioned that Gordie Howe’s last goal was ASSISTED BY HIS SON??

[@Lola23339]

I'm half disgusted (probably more) and half thinking "way to go, Bill!"

[@TheeSolo27]

So glad you’re old enough to have experienced all of this 🙏🏼 What would we do without you Boomer…I mean Brandon 😅

[@tmon3y777]

Before watching: Going with George Blanda for oldest to throw a TD and kick a FG in the NFL. Don't have guesses on the others.

[@AnonymousFreakYT]

To beat Gordie Howe's record, the current oldest active player in the NHL would have to play for *another decade*.

[@dawoool]

Couldn't just stick to the topic. Had to throw in your racism. Could have been a great video.

[@KevinicusPD]

Blanda is the most ridiculous one on this list by far. He played football in an era when the padding was thin and the rules were suggestions, and most players were dead or crippled at the age he was still scoring points in the NFL. It's no wonder he looked ancient, he had to have taken an absolute beating over such a long career.

[@isaac-0889]

I don't know why, but for some reason I thought the idea behind this video came from Modric scoring vs Italy yesterday

[@DD-sr9xm]

I think you wanted “apres his mother’s womb” … apres is after, sans is without. Un peu de difference.

[@heavenlydays2838]

Who is the oldest 2024 NFL Player coming in this year? Or was I not paying attention😮

[@PatDK]

Actually if he played from the 80s and is still playing in the 2020s, that’s five decades not four

[@scharrsilicio]

15:03 Big expectations for a receiver who is on the bubble with the Chargers right now, but I want to believe we got a Rice like how he was with the niners

[@janderson8401]

Y.A. Tittle looked older at the age of 37 than Blanda did at 47 I expected at least some mention of Satchel Paige

[@truckermikemct1]

Placing ads near the beginning of a video turns off a lot of viewers. They definitely turn me off. I might have made it past the first minute if the ad was placed after the video.