The Lives Of - The Spartans

David Attenborough returns to narrate the lives of the Spartans.
Kyle Labriola:
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Guest Starring:
UberNick: / ubernickyt
Special Thanks To:
WyvernZu: / wyvernzu
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This video was created using assets from the Halo franchise by the Microsoft Corporation, it is not endorsed by or affiliated with Microsoft.

[@ProrogonLordoftheJags]

"Unfortunately for the Master Chief, this means he's gone from the last spartan to the last COOL spartan." That gave me a good chuckle :)

[@lukeskywalkerthe2nd773]

Prorogon - Lord of the Jags Same :)

[@bungiesblueflames]

Prorogon - Lord of the Jags sadly, he's right :(

[@Helljumper7200]

Prorogon - Lord of the Jags same🤣

[@JustinTK416]

Yeah, that was the point I knew it was ok to like the video. lol

[@derptomistic]

And then he was fooled by a venus flytrap and Voldemort... meh, his voice is sexy af

[@trash_master_one3151]

"this is the master chief he went from last spartan to last cool spartan"

[@patrickcamp7502]

True

[@randomguy9555]

True so true

[@MJOLNIR_studios]

@@patrickcamp7502 What with Red Team?

[@alexescobar817]

@@MJOLNIR_studios Or blue team

[@jet2550]

The most true line

[@GrumpyElite]

-Spartan 1s: No one remembers them. -Spartan 2s: Everyone remembers them. -Spartan 3s:Everyone remembered them after the 4s. -Spartan 4s: No one WANTS to remember them.

[@Helljumper7200]

GrumpyElite I remember Johnson 😢😭

[@bennygoodmanisgod]

GrumpyElite I like 4s armor

[@analogpibe]

Ironic because everyone loved the ODST and now they are SpartansIV

[@AaronMosmeyer]

Sergeant Johnson was a Spartan I. Everyone remembers him lol.

[@wolfwarrior1176]

technically they are called project Orion so the Orions?

[@mrdrprofessorGAMER]

I have not seen a Halo Machinima in 7 long years. You rejuvenated my childhood, oh great Prophet of Teh Spearhead.

[@RandemFellow]

Do you even google brah?

[@mrdrprofessorGAMER]

Yes i do google actually, but not Halo Machinima. I had forgotten about that for a long long time, hence why i did not search for it for bruv.

[@UmbraNumberOne]

"Lucky me." -John 117, 2017

[@HeroicASF]

The Binary Gamer 2007*

[@michaelpaz8226]

Diamondmaster001 winebar

[@TryingotmakeittosubsSoplzsub]

The Binary Gamer it's 2056

[@marvinb.7360]

2553*

[@henrybadger785]

Jun: "I give up, that's it." Thank you for making my evening. ❤️

[@NotReinaHamazaki]

Is that the voice of church from RvB

[@Jedi_Spartan]

That's pretty much how he survived. The second he and Halsey got to Castle Base the following happened: *Jun-A266 quit* That said, half of the Spartan-IIs sent to find Castle Base despawned in Halo: First Strike while Fred, Kelly and Joshua-029 were busy destroying a Covenant ship and stealing Wraiths.

[@johngonzalez2495]

@@NotReinaHamazaki no that was JonTron lol

[@derptomistic]

Spartan IIIs, for when the UNSC needed suicide bombers but not the press coverage... "So what are they, some sort of suicide squa-" *NO!*

[@gearshiftproductions353]

117 likes Perfection

[@andrewmccune5172]

@@gearshiftproductions353 nah 213 now

[@gearshiftproductions353]

@@andrewmccune5172 oof

[@nerd9347.]

Thank you!

[@sirjops5]

honestly I cried at the part showing noble team dying due to how hard I was laughing. I loved those characters but making it look like that's how they contributed was hilarious

[@brynplacido9501]

same

[@laynethebreadlord7373]

sssaaammmeeee

[@deadly5528]

It made them sound like all they freakin did was die and then Jin’s part was freakin hilarious he was like “I give up that’s it”

[@LaloSalamancaGaming42069]

You don't deserve to call yourself a halo fan, you disgust me.

[@johngonzalez2495]

And to add insult to injury, Cortana ends up becoming a tyrant

[@UberNick]

HEY!

[@ODSTony]

UberNick what sup

[@atfshotmydog7120]

hi ur a youtuber cool...i like ur channel... ok that's all bye

[@ODSTony]

IanT3CH I'm not a KZbinr

[@atfshotmydog7120]

wait what is dis

[@GrumpyElite]

aye its that guy

[@engineerforce8290]

2:15 That better not be Michael J. Caboose, holding Church's Rifle.

[@Tesseradical17]

It's not.

[@pierat3338]

Engineer Force that's what I thought

[@imbadatusernames3304]

Don't give him guns it's a bad idea.

[@BronzeFelix]

i'm bad at usernames Don't even give him guns to begin with..

[@ryanad2000]

His name is Michael... and he is wearing a set of blue mk V armor in Valhalla...

[@danielleighton4161]

The noble team recap was perfect.

[@TheODSTDutch]

Asari Councillor: your the first Human Spectre this is a great achievement for your species Master Chief: Lucky Me

[@ODSTony]

next the lives of the ODSTs

[@shannax7834]

Master shuef117 USE RS AND X TO CALIBRATE POD LIGHTS

[@paladinwho447]

Master shuef117 You mean the men who show up to the fight wearing their coffins?

[@mathguy8685]

Master shuef117 after that it is the life of marines.

[@ODSTony]

Exterminatus The Great lmaO

[@bezerkskull4213]

Master shuef117 or into the lives of the freelancers

[@Charming_Charlien]

And here's nick. Nick: Hi! Me: Hi!

[@TylerVanCleve]

Gimmie my goddamn space diaper back

[@tylerajohnson03]

I feel like "Michael" the sniper is an homage to Michael j caboose

[@donnadotson2591]

Caboose: I like homages to me!

[@stardustcomet4714]

Church and Tucker: Oh crap, who gave Caboose a sniper rifle?!

[@avalondelta3109]

@@stardustcomet4714 caboose: YAY! *shoots church* ah mmm Tucker did it

[@michaeijcaboose2037]

Neat.

[@angelcampos5569]

What helped with the homage even more is that he equiped a Mark V helmet

[@tytotheowl2994]

Halo Reach had the best looking armors.

[@thelvadam2884]

Tyto the Owl梟 i agree i loved it especially the Elites onces

[@andrewabate2570]

Yes

[@samuelramirez4985]

True

[@ibuttchuglsd6668]

Halo 4 oceanic helm is the best helm ever. Bioshock big daddy the spartan.

[@mastamelon]

4:32 Jorge: Dies in massive spaceship Kat: *sniped* Jun: quits noble team and gets the heck off the planet 👍 Carter: definition of *YOLO* Emile: wasn't looking behind himself (gets samurai sliced 🔪) Noble 6: mauled viciously by some blood thirsty elites? ☠ Yep, that's affirmatively the history as we know it! 😌

[@faytleingod1851]

Cat: tech expert, has a shield malfunction. (Probably all those upgrades.) Jorge: demolitions expert, gets caught in a make shift bomb. Carter: captain. Goes down with the ship. Emile: close quarters combat specialist. Lives by the sword dies by the sword Spartan 6: the lone wolf. Dies alone. Jun: sniper and long range combat. Pussy ass bitch chicken shit.

[@thepathfinder5618]

Ron: "Hey Becky, wanna smas-" Becky: "Shut up."

[@Kochie11]

I f***ing LOVE the mass effect references

[@hugossketchbook9754]

I'm still loving the uber nick references.

[@victorian1278]

HDH Films I completely agree

[@vatmanyoulol3385]

What about the Red vs Blue ones I love them both.

[@PrederNationteam74]

I saw michael come up, and I thought omg it's Michael J caboose.

[@Matteoarts]

"This is Spartan 104; Axel!" You couldn't have chosen a different number than literally one of the MAIN Spartans (Fred)? */s*

[@Matteoarts]

I can imagine the facepalm you had upon realization ...

[@Maurinxtdoor]

+Teh Spearhead Nice Video

[@sentientboxofcookies1843]

Thank you for confirming my suspicion

[@dumbassdakota9914]

129 is also canon. Oscar-129. He offed himself.

[@justinbrown2982]

Do the lives of teh spearhead guy!

[@richardschlange9629]

Justin Brown Yes!

[@lonelystarboy]

Justin Brown NO! The life of DubstepGuy

[@bungiesblueflames]

Justin Brown *life

[@bradnjoe2200]

AnotherCrazyCroft no fuck u

[@bradnjoe2200]

Justin Brown yes it will be cool

[@anchorandchain]

Dude I'd be pretty fucked off if I had died along with my squad only for the AI that the last few of us died protecting had gone on to fuck humanity over and enslave it.

[@skywolfx76]

But the intention was actually good. We was just saying no cause we didn't know what it was

[@JesuSoup]

I died at the first human specte holy shit

[@J0J0Reference]

"Lucky me."

[@AZWZOfficial]

That citadel scene killed me xD

[@snowblind9551]

Man, it's surreal to stumble upon something like this so early, after not even thinking of this series after 6 years.

[@them8mobile31]

"Due to recent budget cuts, we will be returning most of you to your old armor and yes that includes your space diapers."

[@theDCDanger]

We need the space diaper back in Halo

[@josephorendain5387]

When I heard Becky like well here's another lemme smash joke

[@MarkoMiller101]

Is that Michael J. Caboose? 2:12

[@danielleighton4161]

Dominic Lockhart caboose is blue not purple

[@nekrozealous9971]

Dominic Lockhart i think it was just a refrence..because cabooses first name is michael

[@GatoMano990]

Dominic Lockhart not all Spartans that wear mk V helmet are caboose

[@kamenraider1175]

And he doesn't have Freckles.

[@brunokieszkowski347]

Dominic Lockhart That's Michael J Caboose and he hates babies

[@MithrilRoshi]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "This is the contributions of noble team" Oh.. wow XD

[@saintsauce853]

Spartan Ron is my spirit animal

[@eggburster5706]

0:07 they’ve been building that mantis ever since 2012

[@TheCitedAviator]

Egg burster i mean, its a pretty big mantis

[@fallgalaxy8395]

That looked like caboose and his name was "Michael"

[@vectorkennedy5038]

Gee, I wonder if it was a reference 😂

[@vectorkennedy5038]

+ChazDaGuineaPig, Irl, Gaming and stuff Nope. Joel Heyman.

[@thewerewolff7248]

ChazDaGuineaPig, Irl, Gaming and stuff no his voice actor is Joel Heyman

[@Tesseradical17]

"That looked like Caboose and his name was Michael" No correlation. twitter.com/TehSpearhead/status/881546171164090368

[@shoehunter3928]

ChazDaGuineaPig, Irl, Gaming and stuff joel

[@beastwarsFTW]

Spartan 1: Tried and for the most part failed to make a super soldier Spartan 2: Cream of the crop Spartan 3: Cheaper versions of Spartan 2s Spartan 4: Worse versions of Spartan 3s and ODSTs

[@W0DAN88]

Johnson was super And Mendez was a super Drill Sergeant

[@AfroManny15]

Imagine being the purist that the video mentioned 😂😂

[@beastwarsFTW]

@@AfroManny15 I love Spartan 3s, they're literally cheaper then the 2s

[@lukeh8002]

hahaha nicks my new favourite spartan

[@bungiesblueflames]

Luke H you realize that, that was ubernick, the youtuber?

[@lukeh8002]

Bungie's blue flames I won't lie I've never heard of him I just thought it was a random character he added for a laugh

[@Eramidas]

Bungie's blue flames ruined it

[@victorian1278]

Nick is the spartan

[@BlitzGhost404]

Luke H same XD

[@corporategunner5972]

4:35 The most funniest part of the video.

[@Matt-md5yt]

love the Mass Effect joke

[@ausrapulkuninkiene4580]

Matt i hate mass effect but that joke was good

[@Heavysandvich24]

I joke that hate but good is mass effect

[@ausrapulkuninkiene4580]

Vaughan Bunt no i hate mass effect and im not joking

[@Heavysandvich24]

mlg master chief 2 well I am joking and don't care about your opinion because mass effect is probably one of the greatest franchises of all time

[@ImGrim2JZ]

Vaughan Bunt its actually a good Series

[@DBPCINC]

"You are the first human spectre commander, this is a great accomplishment for you and your species" "Lucky me"

[@ihatelife2930]

Master chief eat your heart out, Nick is clearly the coolest spartan.

[@xmm-cf5eg]

ODST Helmets all the way.

[@Slender_Man_186]

I always go with the hell jumper helmet and ODST body. It's the closest to the halo 3 design.

[@GreatfulGert]

Ron

[@TryingotmakeittosubsSoplzsub]

*NO*

[@GoldElitestopmotions]

i disagree

[@IzGunn]

Reach was the saddest halo I've ever played

[@kenjilescara3180]

omg they implemented the lemme smash meme I love it

[@daweetparada9081]

Kénji Lescara to be honest I would to see more😂😂😂

[@masterchiefpettyofficerjoh8660]

Well you showed me what about my team (Blue Team) Kelly-087, Linda-058 and Frederic-104.

[@zombiehalo9588]

*solutes*

[@apocalypticsurvivor6111]

Hello good buddy

[@extenduss]

Linda's dead fam.

[@rokgeder5949]

Jun: I give up thats it!... 😂😂😂 Lmfao

[@darthvader4594]

Dew it!DEW IT!

[@lukeskywalkerthe2nd773]

Dew it 😂😂😂😂😂😂 and DEW IT!!!!!

[@jonathandavenport2500]

That was hilarious and just earned my subscription. Look forward to watching more of your videos.

[@jonathandavenport2500]

My pleasure, you vids are hilarious.

[@ayylmao9697]

Ok that visor part was funny BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH

[@tobobopodopolis9787]

“Last cool spartan” I would say you’re right, but Jun is still alive

[@slandgkearth]

Well...Jun survived ... Dammit Jun you fucking camper! >:v

[@thefellafabs_854]

meta, caboose, sis, tex, and ct anyone else seeing this

[@thefellafabs_854]

doc too

[@stardustcomet4714]

I also saw Wyoming

[@EwenVRC]

They even called the caboose one Michael lol

[@mauri9998]

104 is supposed to be fred mate

[@ridingwarthogs3244]

chris pearson Still, only the original 75 spartan 2's had numbers like that. Spartan 3's had larger numbers and Spartan 4's are just random numbers it seems. So, even if Fred died, there will never be another 104.

[@Tesseradical17]

You honestly think this video is supposed to be canonically accurate?

[@mauri9998]

well he called chief 117

[@Tesseradical17]

+mauri9998 He also said Spartan-IIIs need a "fire and reload" attachment and that it's possible to get the blue screen of death while trying to aim. Still think this is trying to be accurate?

[@Deadpool....]

i at first thought the life of a spartan was like a tiny documentary then spawning in a game killing another spartan or an elite proceeding to t-bag them die, repeat & ect

[@andrumcawesome9]

space diaper, lol

[@JJO117]

Spartan 3s were sent on solo Suicide missions that's why they are one of the coolest.

[@Konakutheassassin]

6:25 like spearhead?

[@Blaze-xe8cl]

6:21 this spartan got the nickname pinhead

[@slayer1027]

Chat moving so fast no one will know I watch hentai.

[@loadingerror9975]

Slayer 102 I know

[@ls200076]

Slayer 102 nice

[@thepie193]

Slayer 102 might I suggest Waisetsu Missle

[@slayer1027]

Ty fam

[@spartanwar1185]

Your attempt to hide your comment failed And now with a growing amount of attention Soon everyone will know...

[@anvuong9024]

Was that a RvB reference with Michael

[@lorengarms9836]

*GIMME BACK MAH GAWD DAMN SPACE DIAPER!*

[@donkilla1589]

Loren Garms I want it now

[@JaxonChristie]

YOU DESERVE SO MANY MORE SUBSCRIBERS I HAVE LOVED YOU SINCE THE BEGINNING OF YOUR CHANNEL

[@blitzfire2172]

4:37 "I give up, that's it." Jun, 2552

[@terminator33442]

2:13 I see that Red vs. Blue reference.

[@Nyxiro]

The lives of Freelancers?

[@ordnance_iv]

Nyxiel no😐

[@Nyxiro]

Damn dude chill it's just a little suggestion

[@ordnance_iv]

Nyxiel same I'm just kidding 🙃

[@Nyxiro]

Oop

[@t-dawg5265]

Fuck those Spartan wannabes

[@VincentTheKindNecromancer]

when he said "This is Michael", I was expecting Caboose, Michael J.

[@Spawned4Dinner]

1:05 Is that a MonstersInc. reference?

[@delta4093]

That's one way to make people scream

[@Haunted_milk]

yes

[@hankthehandkerchief523]

That was so Fucking funny

[@nonna0157]

more like a school shooting reference

[@legalpenguin430]

it’s their job to make soulless monstrosity’s and guess what the training was killing moa’s on reach even though they can’t hit for shit

[@charleswalker8544]

He makes this really jacked up lore of spartan 2s so much funnier

[@isaitorres8133]

Actually Jun survived the fall of reach and it is unclear to what happened to Noble 6 . Bungie and 3434 never confirmed his death nor do they want to say what happened to him this is so they can leave it up to the imagination of the player on to 6s fate.

[@manicoasis4200]

Isai Torres I was under the impression Bungie was pretty clear he died on Reach... Edit: Noble 6, obviously Jun survived...he was escorting Halsey

[@madness0169]

I really laughed at Noble Six's fake scream tho. 😂

[@EnclaveSOC-102]

Which explains why there's so many fanfictions involving Six surviving Reach only to wind up in an alternate dimension and/or timeline. www.fanfiction.net/s/11243553/1/Legacy-of-the-Precursors

[@BarnieHanders]

Spartans never die?

[@marktheobscure9155]

He never said Jun died. So you don't need to write a 34 word comment about it.

[@langaurd]

"And this is Nick"

[@brandonosborne6894]

104 is Fred....

[@Tesseradical17]

+Brandon Osborne Video wasn't meant to be accurate...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

[@leeleebeebee]

I wish this could be a TV show,your the best Teh Spearhead

[@odenh6471]

Lmao Nick has no other description because he is holding a *battle rifle*

[@Comkill117]

"Unfortunately for Spartan IIs like the Master Chief, he went from being the last Spartan, to the last *cool* Spartan."

[@darcshadow5323]

Do the lives of the camera men

[@Sunny_Haven]

Yes!

[@TheCitedAviator]

Darc Shadow yes

[@monoblitz1492]

If you actually have David, the legendary narrator nobody can match, narrate these, then that’s kinky.

[@fakegunns5066]

What about the hilarious lives of the reds and blues

[@dr.scarlet7586]

you mean 15 seasons worth?

[@ricezach2727]

Well Church is in the thumbnail.

[@comicsansstudio7449]

No need. All they do is stand around and talk.

[@booldchimer]

I give up that's it.

[@rpghost5913]

2:40 Alright cool (then it turns to Mass Effect) wait WHAT ?!?!

[@Farfelfougel]

Just waiting for master chief to be able to use the force like the didact, when the hell are we gonna get Jedi Master...Chief 117

[@nightmaremarionette9859]

GRAWR :translation : hello

[@collosalfuckingidiot]

To be dubstep guy would be pretty cool. I mean, what can he even do? THOSE MAY BE CANNONS ON HIS HEAD!

[@anotherrandomcommenter4473]

Michael J Caboose?

[@anotherrandomcommenter4473]

He hates Texas, taxes, and babies.

[@donnadotson2591]

Caboose: What is it, random internet person?

[@thespiritwolf9428]

@@anotherrandomcommenter4473 Remember he says " I will eat your happiness "

[@almarianthecruel8218]

Love how he just did a crossover

[@thewerewolff7248]

LORDGEASS GAMING how?

[@davidhines7104]

lol lol i was eating food and about died from nobles "contribution" i started choking

[@tudorcozma4144]

I like how trying to aim with the iron sight resulted in BSOD (Blue Screen Of Death)

[@taylorbsabinsky]

1:11 remember no Russian

[@luisf2793]

The is the U.N.S.C.

[@brynngoodrum2757]

You are a hero the Halo community needs.

[@mojo7901]

4:32 I can’t breathe 😂

[@cringekid1013]

Love what you did with the reference with Becka

[@007racerdude]

Dat mass effect section though ohhhhhhh my gosh ha ha ha

[@SarcyBoi41]

Dammit, Master Chief was _never_ the last spartan! *Halo lore nerd-rage!*

[@Lordonrav1]

LMFAO I can't breathe!!! 7:00

[@SubjectSigma24]

I loved the Mass Effect part. I like Mass Effect but the Chief took the words right out of my mouth.

[@89BlackGatomon]

I feel very bad for the Spartans...

[@KydamiSinclairPhD]

>Uses Non-Canon names for S-129 and S-104. >Oscar-129 exists in Canon >Fred-104 exists in Canon Rip

[@fishingforlikes3093]

AY DUBSTEP GUY GET BACK OVER HERE oh Jesus xD

[@kmbat4121]

“The noble team didn’t survive the war” Jun: am I a f*cking joke to you?

[@BlitzGhost404]

5:37 Ron: Hey becky wanna smash Becky: Shut up XDD

[@ghosty1075]

For those who did not know noble 6 (from reach) is actully a spartain 2 and was given the same combat rank as john 117 and was also dubbed onis personal grim reaper and was also part of the headhunter program

[@cl4ptr4p83]

This is spartan 129 micheal he's a sniper *deleted dialogue* he uses it to kill his teammates like church his full name is Micheal J. Caboose

[@fernandoquant]

and he hates babies.

[@fakeblue8985]

Fernando Quant RS and taxes

[@someguyontheinternet9982]

Big thing you missed about Reach Jun survived and was made the Head Recruiter of the Spartan 4s during Halo 4