The Lives Of - The Hunters: Definitive Edition

[@GrumpyElite]

>Putting a bipedal colony of tentacle like worms in charge of the grunt mating chamber. I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

[@connorc6293]

:/ oh no

[@trash1614]

*[INSERT LENNY FACE HERE]*

[@pumaman7072]

Hunter: "No way are we going anywhere near there!"

[@crypto1223]

[Violent, uncontrolled vomiting beginning in 3...2...]

[@Ajc-ni3xn]

Haha! No! *BANG* *thud*

[@HaloKnight-jn8nk]

Robert: "He had a wife and 2 children." Prophet of Mercy: "Doesn't sound like my problem." Damn, that was savage! LOL!

[@Ajc-ni3xn]

Halo Knight LIT DAB SAVAGE FAM XD FORTNITE

[@Azure_fae]

No mercy

[@sheilaolfieway1885]

Is that a millennial joke? I only care about things when it's happening to me.

[@bigboobaaron2196]

You killed a married couple They killed a married couple with a kid So what? 😂😂😂😂😂

[@docilehostile]

What made it so funny was that his voice was spot on

[@nicolite8477]

*worms eat metal Covenant *Glass em

[@andrewzhu5394]

+The not so friendly Russian me

[@bertrandlyn7430]

The not so friendly Russian lOlz

[@ilo3456]

Sir they started eating the ships and took control of one and are fighting back.

[@Concerned_Custodian]

@@ilo3456 THAT'D BE THE MOST TERRIFYING THING

[@ilikemielk852]

Was this about the hunters or just spearhead being passive aggressive towards the cost of movie theater concessions

[@coraitosleep]

Do they need to pay for one ticket, or do they need to pay for every single worm? How do they feel about gummy worms?

[@ninjaxd3471]

TinyTale 99 many questions that have to be answered

[@GooseAtron5000]

Do they have to feed each worm or do they have a giant combined stomach

[@bbarbiter]

Well, I don’t think they would be offended as sour patch kids exist which are humans

[@ilikemielk852]

Thel I mean I think they would be more confused about us committing cannibalism

[@UberNick]

Incredible as always

[@ericthegenius]

ubernick your awesome :D

[@BA3942]

Spearhead > UberNick. Don't @ me.

[@Sethicalll___]

Hey ubernick I was in one of ur vids

[@The-Master-Chief]

How it been going since you sued the life of - series for negligence?

[@tombraver6449]

"He had a wife and two children." "Doesn't sound like my problem." Sounds eerily true in today's world.

[@sheilaolfieway1885]

Fun Fact Mercy was known for not being merciful, Truth for lieing, and Regret for not being Regretful.

[@sheilaolfieway1885]

@Vlačko Dear humanity we regret being hypocrits, and we regret coming to earth...

[@denifnaf5874]

Remember when the fbi shot a woman and her 14 y.o. son?

[@reptile1687]

@@sheilaolfieway1885 what exactly is regret supposed ton be regreting?

[@adnancharif9296]

7:19 Me trying to purchase anything on this planet.

[@K01Z0N]

Pilot 11A such tru

[@LAV-III]

Pilot 11A I feel your pain

[@fulcrum2951]

Welcome, can i get you anything?

[@Azure_fae]

On "this" planet?

[@DootMarine1173]

The animation at the end was hilarious!

[@MelonSlayer78]

Anthony Thompson why did you kill Johnson

[@protoncore7677]

i dont think he did

[@protoncore7677]

@@MelonSlayer78 seeing as johnson survived ALMOST BEING INFECTED BY THE FLOOD im pretty sure a laser shot will matter

[@NoobPTFO]

I gotta say, the Prophet of Truth’s voice actor is amazing!

[@FordFan01]

*How much human currency will ensure this trade*

[@OperationBlastflight]

Ford Fan01 $89.95

[@LAV-III]

*gets shot by fuel rod cannon*

[@Mikanoes]

Other cashier: "I saw nothing."

[@1ztype343]

Asfac

[@pk2_637]

7 shekels

[@Knalxz]

Who remembers that one time a group of grunts couldn't climb up a wall so a hunt picked them all up and leaped 50 feet into the air to get them across? Good guy Hunter never leave a brother behind.

[@zachboyd4749]

"Hunters are usually dispatched to areas of great importance. Like the grunt mating chambers..." Hunter: "Huh?!?" "...when the Elites are busy." Hunter (Whimpering nervously): "S*%t!!!!"

[@_Nick_Neatherverse_]

Like the thumbnail just your average hunter drinking a can of soda with a straw

[@bribabletick7966]

Well how else would he drink it?

[@armintor2826]

Wonder which worms drinking it

[@meltyberryashley]

And they’d eat the can right afterwards since metal is part of their diet.

[@dinodude6992]

Ah yes... the natural emergency induction port

[@timcondon5184]

89.99 7:40 Yeah that was a reasonable response

[@ryanzimmerman1594]

Reasonable response is an understatement I would have blasted the whole theater to ruble for that price

[@wyattvanthul8893]

Yeah that spartan had it comming

[@AgentDearestZ]

Inflation is a thing

[@ilo3456]

@@ryanzimmerman1594 I think we figured the reason why people shoot up movie theatres

[@garrettledford1147]

boi you overselling it was $89.95, ya filthy saboteur, passing propoganda, making people believe our product is 4 cents overpriced

[@ghoulcity117]

Amazing thumbnail

[@paytonhill8920]

*LOUD JUICE STRAW NOISES*

[@GAZAMAN93X]

@@paytonhill8920 hi

[@ryaquaza3offical]

I love the way the elite is literally called Wort

[@darthvader4594]

I'm gonna join you on amino BUT DON'T DARE SEND ANY HUNTER MEMES I SWEAR!!!

[@ussnautilus1225]

You know we have to, now.

[@skootski7569]

Darth Vader here you go boiz kzbin.info/www/bejne/rGq4goVnoapqgbs

[@4realm8rusirius]

Darth Vader ok one large order of hunter memes anything else?

[@LAV-III]

Darth Vader hmmmmmm *smerks*

[@trinitywarren4259]

You are just begging for it to happen

[@rennoceur]

Yes blast the cashier yes good he scam

[@robertnelson9599]

I feel like the cashier was going say "gummy worms" and managed to change it without making a notable pause.

[@anotherdamnguardsman6342]

Finally, my favorite race in the Covenant Empire!

[@gashimov1527]

Another Damn Guardsman not the grunt?

[@theabsoluteworst1720]

7:37 it says how many semen points in subtitles

[@oniagent391]

I’m not that smart, but 89.95 points

[@raylongoria3565]

Haha, thanks for pointing it out

[@raylongoria3565]

@scp 173 oh shit it's you

[@s.sbathtub6702]

Obviously a hate crime

[@LAV-III]

S.S Bathtub hate crime he blew a hole in the marine's chest

[@rennoceur]

The hunters drop into the fight

[@jdmj707]

This was really good. I really appreciate your production value

[@MonkeysxMoo]

Aw, was hoping for some HW2 Colony stuff, but this was still fantastic. LNG is gonna love the last part.

[@Raving_Rando]

Darn it! ...Well that explains that. :(

[@elierickson3640]

I thought this series was done and over with, Spearhead! I don't mind saying that this was a pleasant surprise!

[@returnedtomonkey8886]

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

[@iPlayiOS]

1:18 Assembly's skybox (and overly atmosphere) is fucking gorgeous.

[@greendude7650]

6:40 "better put these two names on the Spartan or Marine recruitment future roster"

[@Tabby3456]

Flood: NOOO, you can't just be immune to my possession ;_; Hunter worms: *autotune cockroach*

[@DrakleStudios]

Colony would be proud of you. I'm surprised you did not mention the Goliath form though

[@Sofuretu]

*THIS IS SATISFACTORY*

[@endymion7585]

Halo Dubs? Joking nice work!

[@whenyouwalking]

*$89.95*

[@RexWort]

Hunter's worms: "U Cra Cra!!"

[@SomberYeti]

Maybe it was actually 8.95?

[@US_of_A]

@@CinderBurn04 It is a Plasma Cannon.

[@itsvairen334]

Famous last words

[@bbarbiter]

@@US_of_A it's a fuel rod cannon

[@coolpain4263]

*"Congratulations on your demotion."* Can we get a RIP in the chat?

[@IAurora-kl7ud]

Ally: THERE ARE SWARMS OF T-34-85'S WE NEED SUPPORT Me In My He-51 A-1 : *6:45*

[@Mate397]

That prophet was truly "tolerant"

[@rierie81139]

I love this series because it has a truck load of RvB references. And because it's absolutely hilarious.

[@djsharky3822]

Even the Hunters know when something is bull-shit. (Looking at you Grunt mating chamber duty and snack bar prices at movie theaters.)

[@Jakemon123]

So....Giant spaghetti monsters in suits of armor....WHAT COULD GO WRONG

[@thirstyboi7706]

The Italians eat them

[@dashazmatten481]

*yeetimus maximus*

[@grahamlopez6202]

A weapon to surpass metal gear

[@theflamingpotato9651]

“tiny” *in reality each worm is 1 meter long*

[@popefrancis3571]

2:30 covenant letters say “top secret high chairity archives please somebody kill me”

[@ngolobuko4016]

5:51 This conversation is just too funny

[@Vr_O]

Yay an upload were rarely seeing these now a days

[@matthewo1o]

Earthworm Jim on steroids.

[@CrusaderTheFirst]

7:38 Turn on the auto-generated subtitles. I have no words to explain this.

[@FunkyChicken251]

Looking back on this gave me so much nostalgia, I used to love this series

[@angryzorro6630]

4:16 hunters are usually dispatched to areas of great importance like the grunt mating camber when the sangheili are busy

[@KilIimanjar0]

7:41 *I CALL SHENANIGANS!*

[@raynjohnson9354]

“Did he have a husband or wife?” “He had a wife and two kids.” “Doesn’t sound like my problem.” I cant

[@DarthRevan-ju1ji]

I dont know what the cashier was expecting, i mean, they're not made out of human currency you know.

[@DEEPINTOWORSHIP]

I need more gold like this in my life

[@Concerned_Custodian]

"Today I'm gonna try to befriend a hunter. I uh... Don't think this is a good idea but screw it." - Me, moments before getting blasted point blank by a hunter

[@bradleystonemason8693]

The social commentary is just... Beautiful.

[@jurassicgamer3207]

Hell yeah!!! You're back!

[@senortrafficcone8232]

“Elegant elites” Yeah not anymore thanks to 343

[@derpyVfoxoX6]

7:43 when ur friend tells a bad joke

[@K01Z0N]

My dog:also has worms

[@LAV-III]

Mattretrogaming GD you might need to get that checked out

[@LocalHeretic-ck1kd]

4:10 - did he say "the mgalekgolo" or "the mgarlic golo"?

[@Cybersijn]

Totally garlic. Love that stuff.

[@andrewgarcia3364]

Oh my this was actually informative I never knew that they were in the Scarabs but most importantly nice incorporation of humor really made watching the video much more engaging and enjoyable

[@crocodileboys5672]

Ahh now this is quality content.

[@JuliusCaesar2005]

I absolutely love these videos, whenever I'm having a bad day I just watch these videos and I laugh at them. So thanks :D

[@SirChad771]

Halo player since 2001!! Love the Covenant/Banished! You did a great job on this, Teh!!

[@jackjoiner727]

Is no one going to talk about how good the Prophet of Mercy impression was?

[@ishankbabies]

I love the thumbnails

[@nine-tailedfox1243]

2:19 the exact moment I realized that the elite was named wort fieri.

[@robertnelson9599]

YEEESSSS, I have missed this series so much!

[@Julianrocker200]

Thank you for the hunter meme at the end :)

[@samurai4663]

I lost it at 'Doesnt sound like my problem'

[@lonelystarboy]

You mentioned nothing about the Goliath M8! 🐛

[@Raving_Rando]

I think this is my favorite one so far. Didn't mention their Goliath forms. >_>

[@HEXEIV]

Subscribed, not only are you putting good info but you're hilarious

[@kindredlycan4198]

7:45 understandable reaction

[@WolfofVengeance]

Yay you’re back!

[@Bustelo_Bean]

I love the voiced over little films that are put into these videos😃

[@troll925]

Note: Prometieans also use hunters, in halo 5 guardians: on Mythical or legend warzones on multiplayer raid on apex 7 at the last round they may spawn in one of the caves, there called Hunters devestators.

[@Boringspy]

The hunters have come to our aid arbiter! They will fight by our side!

[@theshadowforger775]

When the theatre was mentioned, I had to brace myself because I _knew_ what I was going to see next.

[@Destroyahzilla430]

I just imagine a grunt eating the worms like spaghetti

[@toxicsamurai2970]

Almost to 100k!! Great job buddy!!

[@The_Alethonym]

Great job on the video Dave love it

[@grandtheftauschwitz6265]

It’s about time you upload again

[@sirnerdy8242]

I'm satisfied deeply by this KZbin video.

[@tarterus0117]

How much human currency will ensure this trade? 98.95 And nobody could blame his reaction.

[@michaeljohnson5498]

2:21 prophet is savage

[@sirspaceface]

This video is great! Nice job!

[@user-Jay178]

Great video" live you lives " of videos . amazing channel

[@iamdoktah]

7:40 SO TRUE they charge 6$ for a bloody pretzel where I live! I like how the hunter talks haha

[@megadon2]

The hunters will save us from bad deals

[@darkboyq266]

i was soo happy to find this on my birthday. hunters are the best.

[@KilIimanjar0]

Hunter: *This is satisfactory, how much human currency will insure this trade?* Cashier: $89.95! *Pew*

[@sarahylola2]

6:26 i thought he said Uganda

[@scootertheturtle3842]

I really loved this video. Made me laugh like I have not in a while

[@vidsviews5965]

Haven’t seen one of these since 2 months ago. Pls do more!

[@H20Good4Life]

2:14 Nydus worms Hierarch.

[@andrewzhu5394]

Forerunner fan club (Covenant) Teh Spearhead-2018

[@NannerNannerN]

i'm so happy that thes is out

[@paragonrobbie9270]

I can't help but love the Hunter sippin' out of a can of soda.

[@derpysheep5872]

Finally another one of The Lives Of series

[@khrome7183]

The movie bit got me along with the grunt mating chambers lol