The 3rd Animated Titanic Movie (Tentacolino) - Nostalgia Critic

Here it is, after years of requests, we're finally watching the WORST of the animated Titanic musicals, Tentacolino! Note we did have some audio issues with this recording. Sorry!
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[@Culturewatcher]

People without expertise going down to find the Titanic in a submarine never returning? This movie was prophetic!

[@belacickekl7579]

Yeah, that's what I was thinking... Pretty dark, though

[@EmilyTheManx]

Holy fuck you're right. 👁___👁

[@oskarkarcz6842]

OMG You’re right!

[@fleshdadbot6852]

it all comes full circle. i hate it.

[@Mrs.Nesmith98]

Oh my goodness isn't that the Titan disaster? That's so awful now that I realize it omg 😥

[@Rakshasa1986]

My father was a screwdriver. My last memory of him was soldiers taking him to an Atlantean internment camp. I was 7 years old.

[@setfiretothecommunistscomm4202]

Lol

[@fitre4722]

My parents were both screwdrivers, they went to buy milk but got shot by atlantean police......WHHHYYYYY

[@InfiniteGalaxy17]

Mars My parents were screwdrivers, they both died. You could say they were SCREWED

[@aidanmoore1953]

Who even is Pingu?

[@andrewollmann304]

Aidan Moore Pingu is a claymation penguin. Pingo is the spring-loaded fish in the movie.

[@MysticalSelah]

“This is scary” The movie is so terrible it’s becoming self-aware

[@manuliza6420]

I rly jut wanna know the story of the lady that said that

[@MysticalSelah]

@@manuliza6420 same.

[@manuliza6420]

@@MysticalSelah I mean srsly she’s probably just watching the Korean Italian movie she and her crew have to dub and then they reach this scene, yo rly can’t be that angry (but still angry) at the American dubbers seing how some of the realized this was a “scary” abomination of a movie.

[@peonycreme]

That’s just the lazy soundmixers regretting to filter out background noise. But the fact they left in, dang!

[@ezelfrancisco1349]

Apparently, this was a co-production between Italy and, I shit you not, North Korea

[@gamingchinchilla7323]

in the words of George Washington as he and his men crossed the Delaware: "All we have to do is win"

[@sandwichmonster7067]

"I was younger than you are now When I was given my first command I led my men straight into a massacre I witnessed their deaths firsthand"

[@slightlyistorical1776]

@@sandwichmonster7067 “…but little did I know then That all we had to do was win.”

[@EvanClark-mr6pn]

You’ve made everyone dumber by saying that.

[@theeyeoftheyinyangs]

The nation became 10% dumber afterwards. It was inevitable.

[@elder-woodsilverstein7716]

If that line was said in a parody of a war film, people would say its gold.

[@notsobigben9580]

...the shark that hates yellow? HE'S WEARING A FUCKING OUTFIT WITH YELLOW ON IT

[@notsobigben9580]

HOW DO YOU FUCK UP YOU'RE OWN CHARACTER, ESPECIALLY HIS MAIN MOTIVE FOR CAUSING THE PROBLEM IN THE STORY

[@1cioda]

this is an Italian movie originally. so possible a dubbing error? idk. it's an animated Titanic movie. why are we thinking about this.

[@dominusempyreus2383]

+Random person Must be a subtle reference at self-esteem issues. *character development thickens*

[@lemmythebulldog8812]

Benjamin Williams Jeez I didn't know the shark was green lantern. But look on the bright side FUCKIN BUBBLES!!!

[@sarahemmerson7860]

Psychotic Antëater maybe sinestro finally got to him😒

[@16Ezalb]

As a Whovian, i'd just like to point out that Titanic in space, already happened ^_^

[@16Ezalb]

And i'd like to thank you for being a fellow Yu-Gi-Oh! fan ^_^

[@blackadder5517]

Information. True.

[@yungslyme4341]

That's one of my favorite episodes

[@blackadder5517]

+top hat chainsaw robot dinosaur I thought that the episode was pretty average in my opinion. I think that in the Davis era, the best episodes were Army of Ghosts and Doomsday as well as the Stolen Earth and Journey's End.

[@yungslyme4341]

I won't lie I meant to say one of my least favorite episodes I mean it's not horrible but just forgettable all I remember besides the doctor were the titanic and a blonde chick. Bye

[@videopolice432]

Dog: I'm afraid of water. *5 minutes earlier* Diving from a cliff into water after his new girlfriend.

[@natenavarro8619]

Anything to get the lady

[@thatmadman6870]

Guess smile decided to listen to his master and keep calm.

[@kaylasilverstein4137]

Toby Edwards oh don’t even

[@brainybunny13]

The force of the D was strong in this one. Lol

[@kaylasilverstein4137]

Marta Perlicka I guess he was so excited to see his new girlfriend that he FORGOT about the water being there XD.

[@ukhistorian]

"Godzilla is coming." "Keep calm." "Xehanort has taken over Kingdom Hearts." "Keep calm." "Duke won the national championship. " "Keep calm."

[@sandwichmonster7067]

"We lost that glove from Elizabeth you were so fond of." "..." *Proceeds to convulse onto the floor*

[@JosephDutra]

I am convinced the dude had a lobotomy before the start of this film!

[@jackbluepirate87]

The world is in the midst of a pandemic. *K E E P* *C A L M*

[@willbiesen8031]

“Asteroid heading towards earth.” Keep calm.

[@seansilv25]

“Thanos has all the Infinity Stones!” “Keep calm” “Order 66 is being executed!” “Keep calm” “Wierdmageddon has begun!” “Keep calm”

[@K1rkhammer]

"All we need to do is win." Writing has come so far.

[@KhanWolf95]

OF COURSE!!!

[@arturodejesuscruzcasab9502]

Fuck Tzun.Tzu, that guy gets it.

[@tremassicotte3172]

I was frozen today!

[@arturodejesuscruzcasab9502]

Tre Massicotte .....Wut?

[@tremassicotte3172]

yes

[@kaijufan1271]

Shark says he hates yellow Has yellow on his shirt. The people behind this really DO eat glue for dinner

[@bananawal8215]

Maybe it's symbolic of how he hates himself... Nah this movie would be too dumb to do that

[@Frankly_Amazing2000]

Also smiles says he is afraid of water, yet still went on the Titanic, went on their underwater mission to find the titanic, and jumps into that lake with the girl dog

[@DrDolan2000]

Actually, they huff it three times a day after getting an overdose of crack, while smoking weed with a pipe made out solid cocain and all at once, wearing nicotine patches bought from the black market owned by a vodka-filled Christopher Walken... in Hell

[@JRGProjects]

It was rubber cement

[@justagiantnerd8001]

Isn't he also yellow? He's stomach looks pretty yellow to me

[@robricloc5663]

I’m guessing we all came back to this video now for one reason…

[@billsykes2977]

True XD

[@realafah]

Yup

[@albertthepeacock8020]

No,what is the reason?

[@robricloc5663]

@@albertthepeacock8020 The Oceangate submersible exploring the Titanic ruins that killed everyone inside

[@arizonatsunami]

When you learn that this movie was an Italian/North Korean co-production, suddenly this movie makes a lot more sense.

[@DuelaDent52]

Suddenly the whole “Keep calm and do as you’re told no matter how suspicious it seems” somehow takes on an even creepier angle.

[@Twinklethefox9022]

And then you learn there's a whole universe made by the same company

[@zygmuntnowak8400]

Huh, the animation style does remind me of Squirrell and Hedgehog now that you mention it.

[@GUNUFofficial]

*NORTH KOREA?!*

[@KG-ds2fj]

​@@GUNUFofficial Yep

[@SylentVoidkeeper]

'General, ISIS is at this installation's doorstep, we're going to be attacked within the hour. What do we do?" "Hmm...All we need to do is win"

[@mundolukas]

That has to be a meme. It just has to.

[@SteelandSouls]

"If you gonna fight, make it a fight. And if you wanna win, make it a win."

[@thesupremenecroticdakimakura]

Aliens from space with nukes on their heads and have hydrogen bombs for limbs are invading! Well, I guess all we need to do is win.

[@thomasnethery6718]

In dark souls boss fight all you have to do is win

[@gameruntiltheend9956]

rofl

[@chasezach1277]

"Everything moves, breaths, and thinks, even if it looks impossible at times." That explains the writers...

[@klimmr]

Translation: We just wanted to rip off the Island of Misfit Toys.

[@atalentlessidiot7872]

He said it right when I read your comment. I'm not kidding. xD

[@L1701]

klimmr3021 And the Little Mermaid, and Atlantis: The Lost Empire. Basically, they wanted to rip off Disney.

[@klimmr]

No, that would require the writers to actually think.

[@yourmother7052]

Top kek.

[@christopherspielbergproduc7128]

"WHY DO THESE MOVIES NEED RAP SONGS?!" Pretty much sums all the Titanic animated movies.

[@Giuan]

Christopher Spielberg Well, they are not completely Italian.. these movies are directed and animated by North Koreans

[@GorgeousRandyFlamethrower-]

@@Giuan *looks it up* Holy shit, it's true: joint Italian-North Korean production. No way this was shown in North Korea itself, though. I mean, if this wasn't enough for the people over there to rise up in revolt and put Kim Jong Il's (2000, remember) head on a pike. But the sickest part of all of this? If you bought this movie, part of that money went to North Korea. Talk about adding insult to injury.

[@christopherspielbergproduc7128]

@@Giuan Understood. Not blaming anyone.

[@peonycreme]

The Legend of the Titanic did not have a rap song if I remember correctly. But it was still awful nonetheless.

[@christopherspielbergproduc7128]

@@peonycreme The English dub seemed like it did have the rap song, from what people said. The original Italian dub, however, has a different song with a different genre, supposedly better.

[@Sunnylucy]

Girl: "Help! We're falling down!" Guy: "Keep calm." Girl: "Oh no we can't go back to the surface!" Guy: "Keep calm." Girl: *from inside the sharks stomach* "mmhmmhmmsrrrup!" Guy: "You overreact. Keep calm."

[@aidanredding8058]

His name is Joe you uncultured swine

[@titaniumex2556]

Joe is a sorry, depressing I'll-Always-Know-What-You-Did-Last-Summer-style excuse for a man. Otti, Screwy, Smile, the counselor being a professional sailor, the singing clams, the mice and EVEN the audience that only said the perfect description of where Tenticolino fits in the Titanic Animated Asphalr timeline had more personality, character, knew they had EVERY RIGHT not to keep calm and could've had a story arc of their own in The Legend Continues as opposed to this!

[@stormstrider1990]

You know, it just hit me. In the previous movie, the old sailor mouse was telling his version of the Titanic story to his grandchildren. That means there's no way in hell he is living forever on an uncharted island. This is just another bullshit story Grandpa Mouse is telling his grandchildren, except this time he was high on crack while telling it. But on the other hand, it's a terrible movie so who cares.

[@Reapermaskhybrid]

Prince Stormstrider Couldn't have said it better myself.

[@skyslasher2297]

Prince Stormstrider your right but it's a guilty pleasure for me it's so insane I get a kick out of it every time I watched it

[@mimsilvernote]

Prince Stormstrider OMG!! Now this movie makes complete sense!!

[@SEGASister]

The ending of this film cancels both it and its predecessor out of existence.

[@ilopominecrafter]

Prince Stormstrider apparently you do

[@taiya001]

I am thinking letting kids watch Scream is less traumatizing than this load of crap.

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

I think the Exorcist is tame compared to this unholy abomination.

[@Houndovhell]

I was born in 1996 to a mother who was a huge horror buff at the time. My first horror movie was Leprechaun when I was 2 years old, followed by IT, then Puppet Master, then we marathon'd the slasher camp legends that Halloween (Nightmare, Friday, and Halloween) We went to a child psychologist to get proper advice on the whole thing (google wasn't a thing back then). All the person said was "well if he's not having nightmares there isn't anything from stopping him from watching these movies". My mom even wanted to put that on a plaque to show the people that were shaming her for letting me watch horror movies xD Point of this: Kids these days can handle that shit. Especially super cheesy titles. We need to simplify and re-do the entire rating. Rated A for Adults(movies with explicit nudity), Rated T for Teen (movies with violence and suggestive themes), and Rated K for Kids (feel good happy movies like Frozen and Inside Out).

[@joshuanelson6795]

Jason Voorhees is more kid-friendly than any of these nightmare-inducing monstrosities.

[@anawolf2354]

Watching the whole "Saw" franchise is less traumatizing than this.

[@alexandraluster6185]

Forcing a baby to watch nothing but gory movies it's entire life is less traumatizing than this.

[@captoonschannel]

Animated, Titanic, Musical, Trilogy. Four words that should have never gone together!

[@kenthuang436]

Quadrilogy. There’s also the sequel tv show Fantasy Island.

[@illusionsmage]

“Sinking the Titanic was clearly just part one!” 3:18 oh how this has aged like fine wine

[@thepeps021]

I was thinking the same thing

[@kenthuang436]

Then came part three which is the tv show….

[@julieporter7805]

Maybe those idiots also ended up in Barbie's Dream Atlantis.

[@curtissiebold4460]

How so

[@abloogywoogywoo]

OMFG. Do people have no shame? In 2096 we'll probably have a World Trade Center animated film, where no one really died, there were no terrorists, and a giant talking hotdog holds the buildings together. *Do people have no shame whatsoever?*

[@RogueT-Rex8468]

abloogywoogywoo sausage party: the awakening.

[@scottieburgess2197]

first the worlds biggest meatball was made on the same day as the titanic sank, and then the worlds biggest bowl of spaghetti was made on 9/11

[@nathanbruce1890]

abloogywoogywoo Thankfully I won't live to see it.. *cringes*

[@Daxank]

He hates yellow but still wears a captain suit that has yellow on it...

[@joyunicycle]

And his belly is yellow for crying out loud.

[@joyunicycle]

Stardust Charthalos Actually he said he hated it because “It’s the color of light.”

[@joyunicycle]

Stardust Charthalos I have no idea what they’re saying. The words are too slurred for me to understand, though some think they’re saying: "Oh, you you. There’s no one meaner than you. Oh, you you. There’s no one meaner than you.”

[@joyunicycle]

Stardust Charthalos He probably forgot that his coat and belly are yellow or the writers were drunk when writhing this.

[@joyunicycle]

julie martinez To be fair, I would too if I was in this movie. lol

[@jamesdelong5509]

Who’s going to tell him that this animated titanic franchise also had a god damn tv show that lasted 26 episodes….

[@adnanasif9538]

Don't

[@alekjenkins2558]

I hate to ask, but what is it called?

[@jamesdelong5509]

@@alekjenkins2558 Fantasy Island, not to be confused with the 1970s tv show

[@garrtoons4303]

No.... Just no....

[@user-po9if2uw9y]

No

[@juliav8159]

"You're so stupid, I bet you'd appear in the same background in a jump cut!!" Gets me every damn time 😂😂😂😂😂

[@HellhoundIX]

Tentacolino? Sounds like some bad 90s hentai

[@juhaniaho6698]

Sucky Sucky Sushi That takes place in Naples, Italy.

[@logangagnepain7154]

It would be a better movie if it-.... Wait, no it wouldnt....

[@visy23thevlogelf83]

I’d probably not watch it, but if it came as a dojin?

[@ResidentTarantino]

_Tentacolonic?_ Swap an "i" and "o" and add a "c" and it's tentacle hentai involving butt stuff

[@Scythemantis]

Awww, looks like Nostalgia Critic accidentally got an edited version of this movie. In the original, we're shown that the evil rats got sent to some twisted rat asylum. I'm not making that up.

[@scitechian]

Oh splendid, now they're ripping off Secret of NIMH.

[@atalentlessidiot7872]

Only one.

[@christmasworld6795]

tson SUCKS. it was weird and depressing.

[@atalentlessidiot7872]

Leonidas05 AJ So anything Edgy is bad?

[@MrPiccoloku]

That was shown in the version The Mysterious Mr Enter reviewed for Animated Atrocities

[@saltytriscuit896]

5:41 This aged spectacularly💀

[@spikemurphy5054]

Yep.😂

[@kadindarklord]

'Titanic in Space.' Pretty sure we got that in Doctor Who.

[@michaelaj5977]

Did we??? I want to watch that.

[@lance2290]

Michaela J It’s one of the Christmas specials, the one with Kylie Minogue.

[@itskevinjustkevin]

Is it the one with Tom Baker or is it recent?

[@lance2290]

Kevin It’s from the revival with the 10th Doctor.

[@itskevinjustkevin]

@@lance2290 ah I see

[@LuckyVine]

12:58 "Hey! Who drank my Jager planet?" Best. Line. Ever. XD

[@intergalactichumanempire9759]

Lucky Vine Where did he even get a Jaeger planet? There's only 3 in existence, and 1 was destroyed in a skirmish!

[@x-fun3149]

Intergalactic Human Empire I own the last one >:D

[@x-fun3149]

Intergalactic Human Empire I own the last one >:D

[@MasterrangerABR]

X-Fun And now I know where to send the space pirates the coming after my ship yard (with my own ships no less).

[@dieselelectricrazor377]

Gotta love the fact this movie takes place during the midst of the First world war and yet the war dosen't worry anyone

[@stlouisrocker100]

Surprising they didn't try to include the Lusitania.

[@dieselelectricrazor377]

***** btw if it's 1915, where the hell did the rich fucker get all the troops and equipment if they sho- Oh right the United states isn't involved yet..

[@furioussherman7265]

It's like most period movies that win Oscars nowadays.

[@Triff3599]

Diesel Electric Razor That guy probably told everyone to keep calm while they were fighting the Germans. Wouldn't be surprised if he even told them, "All we have to do is win." XD

[@cjnewman7550]

Diesel Electric Razor cute profile pic. what is it?

[@cyberdance4578]

Can’t wait for these guys to make the other movies they planned: 9/11 the legend of the towers Hindenburg the musical journey And Auschwitz, the myth continues All written by: Sukmadeek Fuukboi

[@freddyfazcoment3229]

you forgot: The Holocaust: The Adventure begins Pompeii the Animated True Adventure The burning of Notre Dame: The Epic Action adventure The Boxing Day Tsunami: World Tour all written by: Reatard FhukShet

[@pohiena2666]

How could you have forgotten the classics? Paris attacks a magical adventure and Columbine an educational adventure.

[@sylmiakbar1092]

How about the adventure of fat man and little boy

[@omnipotentazathoth5215]

Pearl harbor : epic journey

[@cyberdance4578]

@Joseph Wood ooo let’s not forget Rwanda, the amazing journey

[@jonahroberts4431]

I can just imagine a kid in school and he is learn about the titanic And the teacher asks a question saying dose any one know about the titanic And the kid says “oh oh I know so there was a mean shark that went to prison and there was a giant octopus dog that put the titanic but together then the people that survived went to Atlantis

[@zachwillas6329]

That kid would probably get a big fat F on that report.

[@teedup8995]

I was expelled.

[@megalodon7916]

@@zachwillas6329 Forget an F, they would have told the parents he was mentally ill and needed therapy.

[@zachwillas6329]

@@megalodon7916 After watching this shit, yeah it seems the best course of action.

[@PeanutBuny27]

Screw that he is spending the rest of his life in the mental Asylum

[@flacogrenudoveinteanero9403]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..... -AVGN, 2016

[@gingerstorm101]

My favourite part! I literally lost it when I saw it!

[@sanddry738]

Same here. Guess we all had to wait for James' alter ego to scream profanities before we realized

[@destinyawaitsx3]

Honestly the best part.

[@587DeathKing]

10 years later and he still has the awesome yells

[@callisto8413]

LOL!

[@ThriftShopperNC]

"ya got the good stuff?" "yep.... two slot heads, a phillips head, and an allen wrench" "Here's your cut."

[@thevikingmusketeer9696]

Joy White ya got any multi-bits??

[@sandwichmonster7067]

*Proceeds to stab dealer to death with screwdriver and makes off with all money and merch*

[@noahblair3020]

Hey wait a minute I asked for 5 phillips heads and a pipe wrench! Where’s my f🤬ckin’ tools joy?!

[@applejayz1987]

Is this is connected to "screwy", the sentient screwdriver at the end? Because that would make it a whole lot worse

[@ayarriba9093]

Me in an exam with no study preparation: “All I need to do is pass”

[@Kawaiikate01]

I realized that in the first of these, the one mouse is older and telling the story. Now he's immortal and living on an island. Guess, they forgot about that detail.

[@LilyZerep]

Grandpa mouse has gone off his meds 🤷‍♂️

[@rodian_skypyratz6181]

Yep. Not only is this poorly edited, but also disregards continuity.

[@mcalkis5771]

Coming out 2099: *9/11:The animated musical*_ _Starring: A talking airplane that holds the towers together so everyone can get out alive. _Directed by: A hobo we paid a burger to._

[@bonelessbananna5410]

Lol underrated comment

[@feralchangeling97]

Don't forget that the burger was drugged to purposely get the intended effect.

[@Blueflower1594]

Chester A. Bum: “Based on a true story.....that I saw while taking some drugs!”

[@nickpaparo2708]

Starting Major Lady: Deedee Magno Hall Major Man: Yuri Lowenthal The antagonist Guy: John DiMaggio The antagonist Gal: Camilla Cabello And the Airplane: Nigel Plikington

[@superlombax1561]

McAlkis_11 So Empire City: The Musical? (InFamous reference)

[@MaddieB]

The main guy has clearly lost all ability for emotions

[@freyathedragon899]

Maddie B. Psychology teachers could show this movie to their students just to demonstrate what psychopathy looks like.

[@freddyrichards878]

He's a morman, I swear

[@ZzMattizZ]

Keep calm

[@otherjacobyt]

All we have to do is win.

[@deoxys3869]

Or he got lobotomized

[@thesalsagamer396]

Dog bless whoever wrote the captions. They figured out what the clams were saying. "Oh you you. There's no one meaner than you."

[@EvanClark-mr6pn]

Those weren’t KZbin captions were they?

[@redcoonie5114]

"I hate yellow! I can't stand that color" BRUH YOU ARE WEARING YELLOW AND WHITE

[@clal8030]

Why is the boyfriend so unaffected by everything? No matter what happens, he just stays calm and is never shocked. Even when he's told he's a prisoner and can never leave, he's perfectly calm. Is he even human?

[@robthompson563]

claudia puravet über-weed

[@Holy_Calamity]

Plot twist: He's actually one of the toys.

[@willowbarrelmaker8269]

He's like a persona protagonist...

[@sirenwizard]

claudia puravet He was the Atlantean spy since the beginning, instructed with bringing more hostages to his king.

[@michellewarns2778]

My guess is that he's high on crack and all this Atlantis bull-shit is in his mind.

[@lylack1]

I wouldn't be surprised if 50 years from, an animated movie of 9/11 became a thing.

[@BATCHARRO]

Have you ever seen Anastasia?

[@KeeperOfUntoldDreams]

Batzarro Yeah, I've seen that.

[@KeeperOfUntoldDreams]

***** Of course it is...

[@RoseB45]

No....no...please, don't wish it! Don't give them ideas!!

[@Reckno64]

At 8:26 the shark is wearing the number "2001" on him. o_O They may very well may be planning a 9/11 movie!

[@tealnoise]

man I can't stop coming back to these old reviews, they're so damn hilarious.

[@Emisop]

"I hate yellow!" Says the shark wearing a uniform that has yellow on it.

[@erics.czernecki7333]

Hey, they didn't say he LIKED the uniform.

[@Emisop]

@@erics.czernecki7333 Why would he wear it if he didn't like it?

[@erics.czernecki7333]

He was legally obligated to by the law of the sea.

[@mr_lrb6879]

Perhaps it's symbolic of his own inner self-hatred? Or maybe it's just stupid.

[@xRAINxOFxBLOODx]

If only he had taken the advice of the male lead... "Keep calm"

[@kathyh4610]

Titanic the animated movie part 2: Grandpa mouse snakes further into delusion

[@kathyh4610]

Sinks

[@CherryAnime203]

That would explain so much. Then again, still a crap movie. I wouldn't be surprise if this "story" was entirely made up by him from the top of his head.

[@alexandraluster6185]

His grandkids put him in a home. For obvious reasons.

[@LilyZerep]

He's clearly gone off his meds again.

[@KeyWiteWolf]

Also, am I the only one wondering *HOW* he is telling this story to his grand-kids in a modern-day living room if we saw him in Atlantis taking the elixir and being told like the others they can never go back to the normal surface world? Did anyone think this giant plot-hole through?

[@jacobschweitzer1068]

Doggy hell? Thanks for reminding us we could be watching all dogs go to heaven

[@dnmstarsi]

Yep. WHY ARE WATCHING THIS AGAIN???

[@The1Dragonprincess]

jacob schweitzer Which why I came here after seeing the movie again. Is there really even a Doggie Hell if All Dogs Go To Heaven?

[@robert23456789]

dude it not often we get to hear of a movie whos makers where so high on drugs that they really don't know what they doing ........... what you would have to be to watch this movie all the way through with out really having to question where your life is going

[@jendoe9436]

Well the evil dog (Carsface?) did end up not going back to heaven because he made a deal with the evil cat creature. So I guess they can, but hell is implied to be led by cats.

[@madisonbugley6026]

I'm watching this on June 22nd 2023 and it has never been more relevant

[@MightyMandyRee]

Saw the story of the millionaires on the Titanic submarine and thought of this. I hate how my mind works 😂

[@achsdu17]

My mind went there to. 😂

[@Midnight00012]

Same! They’ve gone to Atlantis 😂

[@CloudyOctober]

No wonder they cant find em , they're in Atlantis.

[@ConnorTheUndying]

The shark is wearing yellow. The shark is wearing yellow. *The shark is fucking wearing yellow.*

[@VicenteTorresAliasVits]

I think it's supposed to be gold.

[@MichelleOfDarkness]

Vits Vicente Torres Still technically 'yellow' lol 😋 Nobody appreciates the yellow, unless it's 🦀🎶so shiny🎶

[@lesaguyer164]

but my favorite color is yellow!

[@sumanansuntharamoorthy8612]

No that’s gold a totally different color

[@PunakiviAddikti]

Not sure if it's supposed to be gold colored, but it isn't. It's too yellow to be gold. You're right, they fucked it up. As if they didn't already fuck up the whole story of the Titanic!

[@groherzogtummapping867]

Wait, if it takes place three years after the Titanic sunk then WHY THE HELL IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE ONGOING WORLD WAR?

[@adeadchannel4129]

World war 2: the legend goes on

[@camilogarciaylasaari1857]

General, the Germans are attacking! What do we do?! The general: "All we have to do is win."

[@storywala88]

No one is talking about what is happening to them in front of their eyes.

[@doublem1354]

I know this is old, but the movie was made in Italy. The best way for the to depict the WW would be a double coin toss.

[@rollochairbreaker230]

@@51su yeah yeah yeah!

[@kelleyceccato7025]

Three years later... it's 1915. They're missing a golden opportunity: a musical set aboard the Lusitania!

[@jacksongibbs8998]

Don’t give them any ideas

[@KG-ds2fj]

​​@@jacksongibbs8998 I wouldn't be suprised if they made another trash movie about the Lusitania's sinking

[@jacksongibbs8998]

@@KG-ds2fj Wait, what do you mean ‘another trash movie about the Lusitania sinking’? Is there already one out there? That couldn’t be considered a documentary I mean.

[@KG-ds2fj]

@@jacksongibbs8998 I mean that this(In search of the Titanic) and Legend of the Titanic are already trash excuses of movies that have the audacity to exist.

[@jacksongibbs8998]

@@KG-ds2fj It’s true, the animated Titanic movies are all crap, but I was referring to your mention of a Lusitania movie. I was unaware that there was one.

[@Lulu23theewok]

How did a movie with a puppy faced octopus predict the past week’s events-

[@ValenWarden]

"Titanic in space" Futurama took control of that one :P

[@DigiRangerScott]

So did Doctor Who

[@destroyerblackdragon]

futurama did two Titanic parodies, space Titanic and land Titanic

[@ValenWarden]

Pelcogo I forgot about the land titanic.

[@destroyerblackdragon]

Valen Warden land Titanic sunk when it struck a city mailbox those who couldn't get off were mutated in the radioactive sewer or they land drowned

[@PerovNigma]

Doctor Who did as well. My favourite line in that special was "You couldn't sink the Titanic!" It's called Voyage of the Damned.

[@wisemankugelmemicus1701]

Sinking of the Titanic: 15th April, 1912 When this movie takes place: 15th April, 1915 - 17th April, 1915 At this point in time, World War I was about to take a deadly turn as the Second Battle of Ypres, in which poison gas was first used occurred just six days later. A battle in which just three short days, killed 122,223 people.

[@Acceleracers7]

Poison gas? That would explain this entire film.

[@qwertasdcfghjklmo24z]

Then the Lusitania was sunk on May 7th.

[@jacksongibbs8998]

Then the Britannic (Titanic’s sister ship) was sunk the following year.

[@scotlandball8111]

Doesn’t that mean the male main character is a conscientious objector

[@KG-ds2fj]

Suprised they didn't make a movie about the Lusitania if it takes place in 1915

[@Cody_Wolf1]

“No! I’m dead and you’re taking me to doggy hell!” For being in this movie, that would just be a punishment for Satan

[@tylerking1207]

18:06 Oh god!

[@BuildProne]

That fricken dog with the gun gets me everytime

[@HeyLady54]

Next the Bratz animated movies.

[@neptuniamarina4924]

How about the Live Action Movie?

[@shakefan1484]

+Yoshi Terminator There was a live action Bratz?

[@PrincessNinja007]

Barbie?

[@xgray2012]

I thought there was only the live-action Bratz movie.

[@caesarorzell600]

Please! That would be awesome!

[@TheFoolishSamurai]

If there was ever a fourth movie, I can't even imagine the size of the Jagermeister.

[@Mariokemon]

the entire universe

[@emmashipe9804]

Jagermeister supernova? Jagermeister black hole?

[@soomiesoom]

center of the galaxy more likely

[@otakon17]

+Imants Sven A galaxy of Jaegermeister.

[@EtherealMaiden]

More like a solar system.

[@matthewjarek3026]

15:01 - 15:20 What's sad is that this is probably the best scene in the whole movie. Just two dogs falling in love and having fun. It's simple to understand compared to everything else. The movie sometimes feels like a horror movie that forgot it was supposed to be a horror movie.

[@achsdu17]

Wonder if the Millionaires thought it was a good idea to go see the Titanic after watching this?

[@grimorio6968]

As an Italian I'm terribly sorry for this abomination. You see it is not a good time for Italian cinematic production. I deeply apologize for my motherland mistakes.

[@alijahaskew4644]

Don't be sorry! It's fine!

[@arnoldrivas4590]

As long as there are no more films like this in production, we're cool.

[@Ponakalaranjit456]

It s fine don t apologize.

[@thefreakmachine]

I'm italian too and I apologize. Not alla italians are bad. Think about that, in Italy, almost no one knows of this movie.

[@matttheitalian5035]

Another Italian here. If I every bought this piece of shit, I’m buying a flamethrower with it to burn this abomination.

[@InShane162]

imagine how many times they had to practice that to get a crowd to uniformally say "The Third Animated Titanic Movie"

[@AnEnemySpy456]

Probably not that hard.

[@D_R11]

I thought the sailor mouse grew old, had grandkids and told them the story ...why am I expecting any thought or continuity in this

[@raijyn2452]

He probably escaped the island

[@philipsyoutube6111]

No, he was high when telling the story.

[@LilyZerep]

He's gone off his meds 🤷‍♀️

[@brianbommarito3376]

15:50 “That annoying little pink octopus.” Lol. Probably the only line in the film that isn’t completely wrong.

[@silvercomics3517]

So, if the shark hates yellow... WHY IS HE WEARING YELLOW?!?!?!?!?!

[@coldgindrinker5587]

Silver Comics Its gold

[@dragonempress8367]

I hate pink and I wear it part of my Halloween costume. Sometimes you have no choice.

[@christopherdamron933]

✋🌈✋ *REASONS*

[@caitlynnhatch9254]

Its because deep down he hates himself. The yellow represents the sun he will never see because he is a captain jail shark. Or its an accident. That seems more likely

[@CumulusHour]

I'd say it's more of a citrine green... Oh who am I kidding, this movie was too lazy to change a few colours!

[@StarlingChild4]

I would pay MONEY to somehow find footage of Doug and Rob Walker's first viewing of this tripe of a film.

[@Dominion69420]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[@lilithiaabendstern6303]

a sibling rivalry episode

[@matthewjarek3026]

Yah!!! Where was the first viewing for this movie? Out of all the movies they’ve reviewed this deserved their first reactions the most!!!

[@joyunicycle]

All I can imagine is both of them rolling on the floor crying for 20 drinks to be numb to this abomination!

[@justmanic9673]

18:47 Imagine channel surfing and coming across that scene with no context.

[@shellbullet37]

I cant believe this movie is no longer fiction...

[@adam985185]

The shark hates yellow eh? I have a question for him: *Have you ever taken a look at your own fucking belly*???

[@adam985185]

***** What do you mean "blue"? I said his "belly" (or "abdomen", whatever you wanna call it), not the "top of his body".

[@liljabba01]

Adam Cederblad He hates himself

[@lollikabosso.w.n7153]

*that shark looks at you and replies to you* DAT DOESNT FOCKIN MATTER!!!

[@LilyZerep]

Maybe no one can pull off yellow as good as him. So that could be why he hates it.

[@deltafighter3986]

Lily Zerep That's a better excuse than the movie gave.

[@garnetpoochyena824]

King: "What is your name my child?" Doll: "For the love of broken bag pipes! I am not a little girl!" Me: "Annnnddd there goes the real sequel to Chucky. . .and my nightmare for the week. . .Just why humanity. . ."

[@LaineMann]

Don't worry we got the anime equivalent instead.

[@elizabethtrudgill8226]

I thought Nostalgia Critic was voicing that doll as a joke.

[@morningowl43]

I know it’s too soon but the irony of the third movie being about rich people going down in a high tech submersible to explore the titanic that gets lost out at sea is too much

[@rosaiglarsh9987]

That's not what irony is.

[@hayato3820]

12:27 why is no one talking about this part?! that's genuinely creepy how there's actually someone saying "this is scary" O_O also what the hell is up with the main character guy? is he stoned or something?

[@missemeriin]

Tamara and Malcolm drunk singing fun. is something I never knew I needed.

[@DigiRangerScott]

It even makes the lyrical errors okay

[@whenthemusicsover6028]

Pity the song they're singing is a complete piece of shit.

[@gamegeek812]

Don't worry, if we have learnt anything from the world that NC lives in with the Cinema Snob, AVGN and others, it's that the world makes no sense, so Malcolm and Tamara will be back next review.

[@orangeapples]

To be fair, any of their songs are a fun song to sing while drunk.I'll see myself out...

[@missnotsocool96]

I lost it when that happened. 😂

[@jamesb.8940]

I am *so* looking forward to: Titanic - The Ship Before Time Titanic - Captain, I Shrank the Starship Titanic - A Game of Disappearing Bears MechaTitanic vs. Cthulhu

[@OfficerFriendly2006]

Well you got to admit. MechaTitanic vs. Cthulhu sounds AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@rebeccajohnson7599]

That Titanic: A Game of Disappearing Bears made me crack up 😆😆😆

[@deoxys3869]

How about, Titanic - The lawsuit

[@doommaster956]

That last one sounds like a cheesy sci fi movie

[@aidanredding8058]

Can I see that last one

[@midwestmonster9886]

That guy's tombstone: "All we had to do was win."

[@dolphincrescent54]

You know what the real sad thing is? Not only did these films get a sequel, this film also got a 2011 spinoff series called Fantasy Island. Yes, seriously. Please Mr. Walker, for the sake of our sanity, could you please review it? You shall be rewarded with an entire galaxy of Jägermeister.

[@snakes3425]

So this is three years after the Titanic sank....wasn't there a global war going on at the time

[@noelwym123]

Well, if all the passengers of the Titanic were saved, WW1 must be a one-day struggle between the evil dachshunds and the good pigeons.

[@snakes3425]

Why do I get the feeling World War I ended before the ink was even dry on the first declaration of war because Joe and Elizabeth, along with their animal friends sang a song about friendship and it got the Kaiser, the Tsar, the Emperor of Austria, Serbia, and France to call off their armies and live together in peace and harmony for all time

[@IronPiedmont]

1915 to be exact, which was the year that the HMS Lusitania was sunk by Germany. Not to mention it is also the same year the failed Gallipoli campaign.

[@arachnonixon]

you ever watch The Great War W/ Indy Neidell? I think you'd like it

[@Tytoalba777]

Yeah, there was a war, but it's not like there were any u-boats or anything like that! Oh wait...

[@MichaelsShortFilms]

Admittedly, I totally wasn't expecting that "girl doll" to be a Scottish dude.

[@elsie8757]

The voice actor doesn't even attempt to sound Scottish either *smh*

[@macrabill7396]

There's so much crap in this film I didn't even realise it didn't have a Scottish accent. This film is.... beyond explanation...

[@animeisreal4696]

SAME I FUCKING SCREAMED WHEN HE SPOKE XD I WAS IN A PUBLIC PLACE SO EVERYONE LOOKED AT ME XD OMG I WAS SO EMBARRASSED XD

[@klobiforpresident2254]

He didn't sound Scottish but apparently mentioning bagpipes is good enough.

[@LaineMann]

No, I was expecting her to be Russian

[@jessicapatton6523]

“This makes so little sense you could call it Brexit-lantis!” Cries in British

[@AkuTenshiiZero]

I love that Dante Bosco is becoming a regular guest star.

[@mach6247]

Let's make that a thing.

[@fossilfighters101]

+

[@roblynch2810]

poor dante basco

[@disneyfan85]

Dante was at Sac Anime this Labor Day!

[@joshuaflores9762]

hell ya

[@cprinc4515]

7:50 “I hate yellow!” Me:then why are you wearing it?

[@dnmstarsi]

Green yellow is different than pure yellow.

[@dnmstarsi]

@@cosmicmcmoon5773 Or they gave a shit in all the wrong places.

[@LilyZerep]

Maybe he thinks no one else can pull off yellow besides him. 🤨

[@bootwiththeloot4348]

C Princ Plot twist: He’s colorblind.

[@jacobb.9181]

"What's that? A cruise ship sank and millions died??? *TIME TO MAKE A FRANCHISE MR.WARNER!!* "

[@slightlyistorical1776]

A Choking Fish over 1,500 passengers died, not millions

[@dejanjakobovic9803]

*ocean liner

[@SpeedyWeedyYT]

Who’s here during the missing submarine situation?

[@illusionsmage]

Yo!

[@joyunicycle]

One can only wonder what was going on behind the scenes. *Director:* Alright, now that we’ve had enough alcohol and cocaine, what ideas have you come up with? *Orlando Corradi:* What about continuing my previous cruddy masterpiece? *Clelia Castaldo:* Legend of the Titanic? *Orlando Corradi:* Yes. Only this time, Don Juan and Elizabeth accidentally wind up in Atlantis. *Director:* I’m liking this so far. *Gianni Sposito:* Let’s add a rapping shark, so we don’t rip off the rapping dog. And some cool music that will make Small World less annoying. *Director:* Any sidekicks? *Clelia Castaldo:* Well of course we have to add the mice and dog back in. *Director:* I meant new sidekicks. Every sequel needs something new and obnoxious. *Loris Peota:* How about a fish on springs with a fear of screwdrivers. *Clelia Castaldo:* And Atlantis is inhabited by breathing toys. Kids will love that. *Loris Peota:* We must put in a Scottish stereotype doll that has been “cursed”. *Everyone:* Yeah that’s great! *Sane writer:* Excuse me, but this all sounds too boring, too weird, and there’s no Titanic involved. Children will fall asleep before it’s over. *Everyone:* You’re fired. *Director:* Green light it.

[@LoudmouthReviews]

Hey I would pay good money to have whatever the directer of this movie was smoking

[@android19willpwn]

... ... ... ... ... FUND IT.

[@patrickgogan3517]

Bit more than alcohol and snow going on in that writers room

[@joonant1]

This movie sounds like bad fanfiction.

[@jeffrey_solis90]

No, that would be 50 Shades of Grey. Badum Tss.

[@ErebosSpiral]

phantom strider pliz

[@movieguy2611]

But that would imply the first movie has fans.

[@elroyscout]

Thanks for the crate of LSD Doug! The movie made much more sense with it!

[@HedgeHominoid]

This is leagues beyond bad fanfiction I cant even fathom human writers coming up with this movie. It could only've spawned from a parallel chaos dimension where structure and logic dont exist!

[@littleolme7877]

"Titanic in the hood" I mean... these movies do have raps in them...

[@TheQuashingoftheTub]

Okay, the Scottish doll looks more feminine _without_ the wig. . .

[@Shadowkirby14]

16:39 Oh really!? Then how come we see you swimming with the other dog? Oh, btw, AREN'T YOU FUCKING SURROUNDED BY WATER!?!?

[@soulwinner247]

BAHAHAHA!!!!!! True!

[@trueloveis4u]

yd he agree to go in a sub in the first place too...

[@QuartzIsAnOxide]

That's some class A Spongebob logic right there.

[@astrodome1994]

And for that matter: if he's so afraid of water, why the hell was he on that submarine from the beginning in the first place? Oh... and if he's been afraid since he was a puppy, THEN WHY THE FUCK WAS HE ON THE TITANIC IN THE FIRST MOVIE?!

[@MrViral20]

wow I didnt catch that good work man

[@Boomrainbownuke9608]

7:49 if the shark hates yellow then why is he wearing cloths that have the color yellow?!

[@kaisser8915]

good point

[@SoulSukkur]

yeah I noticed that too. also, if the a screwdriver can disassemble that toy, but screwdrivers are banned, how did the atlantians get the screws in there in the first place?

[@bassinblue]

I have thought up of a cartoon character called 'Cuntilitis' and he hates anything that makes sense. ''2+2=5 HEHEHEHEHE I'll rule the world!!!''.

[@xanatos8920]

Green, actually...

[@xanatos8920]

***** That makes no sense...Do you know what 'sociopathic' means?

[@TheJRP2010]

25:10 is one of the funniest NC endings! Love it when James’s scream gets cut off!

[@AriochStarr]

"There's no one meaner than you." Exceptional lyricism.

[@tr973x]

Thanos just erased half of the entire universe *Keep calm*

[@PannierLaw]

*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*

[@tobinfreeman51]

Don't don't worry it only lead to collapse of civilization. Nothing big.

[@PannierLaw]

Tobin Freeman ,Oh okay.

[@gahdue5363]

Da shark said p e n * s I heard it.

[@agentprime2179]

Maximus Prime Cap said it himself.

[@SporkSlayer]

That terrible rap song is actually quite catchy. I can't stop singing it. "Oh you you, we'll make a white man out of you. Oh you you, we'll make a white man out of YOOOOOUUU!!!

[@maracaiba2891]

I'm sure the shark commander would like that: with his aversion for yellow and all! ;)

[@dotapark]

Thanks for I am yellow man…? But seriously, I was not focused on that part. :D

[@rcavallaro13]

SporkSlayer This made my day!

[@alexandraluster6185]

I heard "Oh Hugh Hugh, there's a white man after you!"

[@L1701]

SporkSlayer I think it's supposed to go, "Oh, you you! There's no one meaner than you!" But the fact that it sounds so garbled is not good.

[@TrentFalkenrath]

Clearly, when they said "Screwdrivers are banned," they were referring to the beverage. Seeing the amount of alcohol being consumed by the people merely reviewing the film, I can't begin to imagine how much was needed to make this movie...

[@thehedgebot99mph90]

wait, then how the frickity fruck did the mouse have grandchildren to tell the story of the first movie to? this movie is so damn stupid it even destroys its own continuity, also why cant they just take the ship or a lifeboat back to land?

[@andrewbowers8402]

"All we need to do is win." *Thunderous applause sweeps across the world*

[@NWolfsson]

... He hates yellow. ... He can't stand that color. ... HE WEARS YELLOW STRING IN HIS CAPTAIN OUTFIT!!!

[@Giratina1999]

NeRethil Wolfsson LOL TRUE

[@christopherspielbergproduc7128]

But I love yellow. That shark's a savage.

[@pridefulnamelesshunter1145]

Razor teeth wants to know your location

[@eatyourvegetables226]

WE ALL FLOAT HERE ODDEY

[@nikistorey9972]

It’s like saying you hate brunettes when you have brown hair

[@scarletrose2880]

17:08 Why does the chair have a face? Why does the chair have a face WHY DOES THE CHAIR HAVE A FACE WHY DOES THE CHAIR HAVE A FACE

[@scarletrose2880]

17:37 It fucking moved what the fuck send it to hell

[@scarletrose2880]

18:38 Why is it still there? I'm so afraid

[@Mr.Malliquin666]

IT'S UGLY !

[@thefreakmachine]

20:54 Pink Cthulhu is watching you!

[@Sonichero151]

Leave it to the critic to get Zuko, Snob, and the Fucking Nerd in a Room together.... I hurt myself laughing there just from the premise itself.

[@Anonymous-js5zn]

I'm not really shocked he got the Nerd. I mean, he is losing to the Critic now.

[@HopUpOutDaBed]

losing what? Are they fighting a war?

[@Anonymous-js5zn]

HopUpOutDaBed Remember when the Nerd was better than the Critic. That has changed. Now the Critic is better.

[@TheXtremist360]

He nabbed Mai as well......

[@Sonichero151]

TotalDramaXtremist Wait the girl was the voice of Mai?