Norm of the North - Nostalgia Critic

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Norm of the North is a 2016 American computer-animated comedy-adventure film directed by Trevor Wall and written by Daniel R. Altiere, Steven M. Altiere, and Malcolm T. Goldman.
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What a ride these TEN YEARS have been! Thank you to all of our fans for your support throughout all these years! Support this weeks charity here - projecthope.org/ Watch the Top 5 Best Nostalgia Critic Episodes here - kzbin.info/www/bejne/pn-7n36Kh92GZ5Y

[@gojiramusprimus9088]

Channel Awesome No Problem I Love Your Series I'm A Big Fan Of Your Videos

[@leahdiel4678]

Channel Awesome you are amazing and so funny. Please do a high school musical review

[@sparkswyvernionmimidrac8805]

Channel Awesome do Splice

[@RottenPizzaProductions]

Channel Awesome What happened to your hair?

[@BellaDrive]

Channel Awesome Thank you all for makeing great content over the years. NC videos has always made me happy, and special Thanks to you Doug.

[@MantraMan2077]

Possible Sequals: Sam of the South Ed of the East. Wilbert of the West

[@danielmartin37]

Adrian The Vulture They actually are making sequels to this crap.

[@Yunone]

F**k Hollywood.

[@GuyontheInternet525]

Adrian The Vulture Malcolm In the Middle

[@OvertheHedge06]

Adrian The Vulture And than a Avengers-style crossover.

[@vitorborges807]

Cardinal Carl

[@BIGROYFAN7000]

"How does he have this magical power....?" " MOVIE!! " legit one of my favourite Doug lines

[@reesesfan9521]

Same here.

[@tylerking1207]

How Do You Movie, Movie?

[@kraccbacc7564]

MÕÖVÏƏƏĖ

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

IHE had a similar phrase to explain things in films happening with no internal logic. "Because Movie."

[@prestonplayzsucks]

It’s like Groundhog Day but instead of watching Bill Murray we’re watching Rob Schneider. INSTEAD OF WATCHING BILL MURRAY WERE WATCHING ROB SCHNEIDER AHhhh!!!!! DANCE BREAK

[@TheEvilCommenter]

TEN YEARS! This channel is old enough to feel nostalgic about old nostalgic critic videos. Nostalception.

[@Camman6972]

We should get a nostalgia critic episode about the first nostalgia critic episode.

[@VitahniVaughn]

nostalginception

[@Minumer]

It sure is. I miss the lack of shitty skits. =(

[@MforMovesets]

Happens when you try too much and now are forced to pay your actors.

[@WTFisTingispingis]

God, I feel old.

[@PTMWontDie2]

5:52 “Norm of the North doesn’t have an asylum knockoff.” Arctic Dogs in 2019: Hold my ice.

[@njsullyalex2744]

PTMWontDie2 Hold my cold brew

[@haihai9022]

That exists?

[@WillieManga]

Well, it's barely even a knock off. Because those dumb arses at Assemblage

[@Yougotcaged102]

Now I haven't seen the movie myself but considering how much everyone hates it, it's a shame Jeremy Renners name is a part of that movie

[@Popplio3323]

I am waiting the day he reveiws Arctic Dogs. I knew it was bad the moment I saw the trailer.

[@liamhumel8026]

For anyone wondering, the whole screaming for Bill skit is shot for shot a reference to an obscure Looney Tunes short called "The Aristo-Cat". That genuinely caught me off guard that I knew that

[@glowworm2]

As a Looney Tunes fanatic I immediately caught it once he started backing into a corner and did the "Good Grief! I'm all alone! Who will take care of me? I'll starve to death!" line from the short--as well as those vivid red and white backgrounds.

[@AntiFaGoat]

Now I have to search for that. The joke wasn't funny here.

[@glowworm2]

Again, that's because it's a rather lesser known short that not as many people know about.

[@carluyabut2824]

The stylized backgrounds gave it away

[@Gfrog1000]

Liam Humel I'll have to look it up. It was awkward and unfunny here without context unfortunately.

[@SVillainG]

9:53 for the Bill Dance. This placeholder is mainly for personal use.

[@quinn0493]

Ill gladly use this

[@thegoldenblob69]

SVillainG Some random person: What was the 90s like? Me: 23:44

[@misterwishart]

Please, I was doing the Bill Dance long before it was cool. Or was invented. I dance weirdly, is what I'm saying :\

[@PoorStargazer]

The Bill Dance is my favorite NC related thing ever

[@alexx196z5]

"I can even predict transformers movies without having to seeing them" now that video was awesome and scary at the same time.

[@rosebelle4]

Alexx196 Z I read this comment right when he said it

[@donnelwaddledee965]

Alexx196 Z Not really, he predicted what has been done in most Bay movies with them unsurprisingly happening.

[@leocarnage1116]

Michael bay really does the same thing in all his moves expect the rock & the island

[@Odinsday]

He was right though. Literally everything he said would happen, did happen.

[@omegadrive9999]

Transformers movies, as formulaic and over the top action as Power Rangers episodes.

[@MilkScrew]

I don't remember who said this (another reviewer here on KZbin), but he said that he went to see this in the theater for reviewing purposes. He was basically the only adult there who wasn't a parent, and just happened to be sitting next to a 5 year-old who came to the movie. The 5 year-old kid SIGHED IN ANNOYANCE while watching the movie! As if he completely regretted asking his parents to take him to see it! That's how bad this movie is, it makes 5 year-olds regret their life choices!!

[@PansexualDumbass9169]

It’s probably because the kid was tired of waiting for kung fu panda so he just wanted something to hold him over until then

[@Alphasnowbordergirl]

Was it Chris Stuckmann?

[@MilkScrew]

@@Alphasnowbordergirl Might've been, as I said I don't remember...

[@robinsordahl8947]

Did the 5-year-olds find Norm of the North more annoying that Winx Club Season 7?

[@lenastorm6280]

That was Chris Stuckman.

[@Godzilla-mq5zv]

*jumpscare* "That's not scary." *NotN jumpscare* "Now that's scary!"

[@StreetTaco]

Darth Vader that movie sucked

[@lucashammar8180]

JatH right?

[@RealEnerjak]

+Darth Vader Like you're one to joke about ugly jump scares Vader.

[@thema1998]

AJ_Thefiremaster What's so bad about it?

[@Gamingturtle090]

Godzilla 123 the scariest part of the review is when Bill was missing

[@a_guy1360]

So Foodfight made you insane, Son Of the mask made you suicidal, and NORM OF THE NORTH, brought you to a higher place??

[@loganwynn2337]

Tyler Ward doesn't Buddhism teach that life is suffering? If so, then Critic's definitely earned enlightenment 🤣

[@aglitch3146]

more like a lower place

[@zomboids2100]

If you play all 3 movies at the same time, it'll cause the very fabric of reality to collapse upon itself thus ending all of existence.

[@aglitch3146]

i'll believe that

[@Slashser]

Also Garbage Pail Kids turned him into a literal piece of shit...

[@rhondaelliott2558]

The penguins of Madagascar are my favorite part of those movies. Also I grew up with the show.

[@shamanbrush4024]

_This man would dare compare ‘Kowalski, analysis!’ to pissing rodents that make the Minions look like little angles-_ *I will not stand for this*

[@shwahgamer]

The Penguins cartoon was fucking genius. It's a shame it was cancelled cause it was really funny. Honestly, I think it's better than the penguin parts in the movies, but what would I know.

[@Foxy02016]

Rainbow Kitten yeah they are actually good for comedy and I miss that show

[@mattnorth643]

That's Madagascar not Norm of the north

[@smokeynifty4376]

So you have Nostalgia for it

[@charlesdunn9222]

The movie writing AI joke has aged phenomenally

[@robinsordahl8947]

If you don’t know what the comment is referring to, go to 19:46-21:11.

[@RealBelisariusCawl]

Seriously, if you’d told Doug at the time that his joke wouldn’t be far from reality in just six years, he wouldn’t have believed you.

[@gavincarothers595]

Also probably just Predicted what would could come true as of now.

[@PuertoRicanRattlesnake]

Clerk at the super market sees me crying: "Aww whats wrong" Me: "I lost my Bill"

[@lightlati7496]

Clerk: We accept credit cards too

[@rockmario4952]

Light Lati you mean, BAT credit cards

[@jiro110]

Rockmario 4 NO

[@mikewarnke404]

Poor nc, he doesn’t understand...it never ends, there can never be the “ultimate bad movie”, it can always get worse.

[@haihai9022]

NOTN sequels: You know what, double the damage

[@aidanredding8058]

No GPK has held the title of "Worst Movie Ever" for over 30 years, you can't get worse than that.

[@damarvelousone]

Waiting for a review of After Last Season.

[@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit]

Like Norm of the North 4

[@TunaBear64]

Take a look to Wow Now them, eergwhegg ejwhegahv. I almost vomited because of remembering it

[@aboutrainbow8614]

"No" is the best commandment I've ever heard of. straight and to the point genius

[@sdg131]

crazy how in only another five years it'll be 20 years of the critic

[@trainman5675]

And about 17 years of CHRISTMAS

[@MaxBunny7902]

I know.. He's been doing this since the year I was born.

[@Nightmare77110]

"A family picture"

[@rhaenysreborn6083]

Nightmare I can hear it in his voice too.

[@TokuBoyStudios]

Nightmare I remember that

[@weeznaz8195]

John Smith yes. His highlander reviews were grest

[@isabelle2944]

A feaaaammmmmiley pictuhre

[@LiaManila]

John Smith Is that a little harsh?

[@DschinghisEli]

"It's like if I were to suddenly start dancing in the middle of this review" *DO THE BLL*

[@astoocities]

Elijah Stephens "the bll"

[@AstralPhnx]

That was an incredibly clever joke tbh

[@ewkak.8470]

DO THE MARIO

[@sayaharagin9811]

*Do the hustle!*

[@TheRoflcer]

I think the 'middle of the review dancing' joke was directed at 23:42 . Not Bill.

[@k.t.4613]

Just yesterday, my English teacher took the whole class to the cinema for a movie. I was so excited and thought of all the movies we could watch. But then the screen showed a shot of a huge iceberg and a polar bear and the title 'Norm of the North' and... That's one hour thirty minutes of my life I can never take back.

[@humblememer2640]

I'm sorry for you

[@k.t.4613]

Thank you. And you know the worst part? Some five year old in the cinema even whined to her parent that this movie suck.

[@j.c.2240]

I'd have just left

[@mathewhuong3421]

21:32 "It's like if in the middle of this review, I started dancing!" ........... You know that a critic comedian achieved godhood when he can make you laugh by doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING in that same scene.

[@reasyrandom]

He danced later. Expect the unexpected.

[@SameytheHedgie]

Thing is later he did start randomly dancing. It really caught me off guard. 😂

[@CathrineMacNiel]

it was pure comedic *TIMING*

[@BabyLambCreations]

What you don't realize is that Critic actually was dancing. Freeze Dancing, that is.

[@Cinedragon]

Kinda wished he started dancing to be honest.

[@mancheaseskrelpher8419]

That dancing-in-the-middle-of-the-review joke was executed perfectly!

[@98953812]

Manchease Skrelpher Instead of saying he would do it at that point. That was perfect. XD

[@thegoldenblob69]

Manchease Skrelpher Some random person: what was the 90s like? Me 23:44

[@Yayofangamer16]

TheTrueSoul Chara B

[@ewkak.8470]

Player The strongest entity how much times are you gonna spam this comment

[@thegoldenblob69]

Ewelina Kunysz Twice. ....im srry.

[@jasonspeer6864]

I hate those tiny fucking characters that are always put in movies for "comic relief"

[@goonlander]

Kaizee *cough cough* minions

[@anonymousidea9119]

Thankfully I haven't seen to many movies with characters that fit that description.

[@ForestFairy1]

I generally get a giggle or two from them. So I don't mind them when they don't outstay their welcome.

[@anonymousidea9119]

+Whoeversaidtheyliketinycharacterswhentheydon'toverstaytheirwelcomeI'mnotreloadingthepagetofindout So you hate the minions movie I assume?

[@ForestFairy1]

Honestly? No not really. Not the worst movie I've ever seen, but nothing I want to go back to. I'm kind of indifferent to it.

[@theweakestbrazilianmale3398]

0:39 ''A-Aurora borealis?! At this time of year at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your housing''

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

Yes!

[@theweakestbrazilianmale3398]

May i see it?

[@ninjawithgunz1060]

No

[@TunaBear64]

SEYMOUR THE HOUSE IS IN FIRE!!!!!

[@gabrielmujica3201]

@@TunaBear64 No mother, it's just the northern lights

[@gbrown3930]

" What would you do for a Klondike Bar?" Critic: Would you watch Norm of the North? Jeff Burton: Not a chance. Critic: :( DISCONTINUED

[@foreskinmcfat-nutsjr]

Yes we all saw it

[@paulgering7703]

Jeff Burton doesn’t want the stupid Klondike bar.

[@sir.paulord901]

EDIT: Holy shit, I didn't expect so many likes. Thank you, I guess. The 10 commandments of nostalgia critic: 1: *NO* 2:Anyone that dares to hold a bat credit card shall be killed in the most horrible way possible. 3:The review must go on. 4:Never participate in a M. Night Shyamalan film, you will contract the Shyamalan decease, wich makes people have bad acting and be strange camera shots even if they are good actors. 5:The best avatar ain't that blue pussy turd. 6:The nostalgia critic remembers so you don't have to. 7:Every bad Spy kids movie shall be denominated as "camel poop". 8:The most terrifying thing on the planet are balloons. 9:The most incredible living thing on earth is a motherfucking T-rex. 10:Giant mutant mudballs are eating all of the past. *BONUS COMANDMENTS* : 11:Sparkle sparkle sparkle is a thing that will always have a big impact on our lives. 12:You shall always go one step behind. 13:Bubble are the most powerful weapon in the world. 14:Tom and Jerry don't talk. 15:Beware Teddy Roxpin 16:If you ever travel to an alternate dimension where the street fighter universe is real, you shall anwer to all questions saying "OF COURSE". 17:Nostalgia Critic was, is and will always be better than the Angry Video Game Nerd.

[@marleenaulry4802]

11: Why 11? Because he likes to go one step farther.

[@anotherguy687]

Am I permitted to breathe?

[@Sovereign_Lilith]

Sir. Paulord follow-up commandment: Boomer will live.

[@starky6266]

You forgot about FUCKING BUBBLES.

[@RedWizrobe]

No. Now, pack up your desk, and exit *LIIIIIFE!!!*

[@giovanniorellana2200]

10 years later, and the Nostalgia Critic is still the funniest critic ever! Thanks for the laughter Doug!

[@lissawho4974]

Giovanni Orellana True

[@r.henryjr.1533]

MisAnthro Pony wow edgy OC dude

[@r.henryjr.1533]

MisAnthro Pony just like that comment

[@totaldramasurvivorfan9866]

MisAnthro Pony Who are you? The Cinema Snob?

[@carlbloke8797]

Giovanni Orellana agreed

[@youke373]

Tamara: Okay, Critic. We'll bite. Which movie gave you this enlightenment? NC: Rob Schneider's... Tamara: Sounds right. NC: ...and the studio that brought you all the Barbie movies... Malcolm: Sounds doubly right. NC: Norm of the North. Tamara and Malcolm: Yeeeep.

[@mrsleovaldez6474]

Some of those Barbie movies, like 12 Dancing Princesses, Pink Shoes, Princess and The Pauper, and Island Princess are great!

[@jerricablackcat4303]

@@mrsleovaldez6474 And Tim Curry played the villian in 2 movies.

[@garrettbowler2556]

This movie is getting a sequel. Be afraid.

[@Reckno64]

The sequel is out. Grab those pitchforks now!

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

I have a Clue-worthy mystery: How in the Buttfuck did this get a sequel?

[@IsaacV24]

Garrett Bowler and it was so bad it couldn’t even get Rob Schneider back!

[@pieseldatches]

Watch Animated Atrocities #157 by MysteriousMrEnter

[@RedaFox1]

I thought you were joking...but then I saw it the other day in Walmart. For $15!! This shit isnt even worth 15 cents!

[@Boss-rd8rf]

The Nostalgia Critic is the last air bender. The movie would have been way better.

[@pierrebegley2746]

Dalen Boss Hell yeah!

[@VicEntity]

more of a Caillou

[@nucleonegro9762]

more of a Dalai Lama

[@thelearningwriter4868]

Q

[@zeldamaster52]

Did Doug shave his head, or did his hair finally fall out from so many bad movies?

[@ChannelAwesome]

+Tim Thissen Yes

[@jamessimon6220]

Channel Awesome that doesn't really answer the question

[@manospondylus]

Channel Awesome The movies made him so insane that he shaved himself for no reason.

[@highvoltage7797]

Trent Powell It's a joke

Tim Thissen finally he did. He was balding and looks way better this way.

[@rainbowbrush8658]

Have fun reviewing Norm of the North 2.

[@robertsimon2885]

Rainbow Brush Same with 3 and 4.

[@ghostrangerz8273]

Robert Simon and the upcoming 5

[@haihai9022]

@@ghostrangerz8273 *Pulls out gun* Show me whoever is in charge of making these sequels

[@AnimatedTerror]

Potato Man *points to rob Schneider “GET ‘EM! POKE EM WITH SHARP THINGS!!!”

[@haihai9022]

@@AnimatedTerror *Kicks David's door open* CUE THE EARRAPE BOSS MUSIC

[@javis88h]

"God has a sharpshooter on you at all time, don't give him a reason."

[@surgeland9084]

Someone should say that to Trump.

[@javis88h]

HaHAAAAAA topical

[@thearchivist7824]

If he did, Trump would have gone long ago.

[@cavareenvius7886]

Why do you think Trump became the president in the first place?

[@surgeland9084]

Well, think god is biding his time. He needs time to laugh at us before he shows us mercy by chopping the orange.

[@themightypancake5695]

Critic, the point of shaving your head is so you can achieve ultimate power. All you have to do is 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 pull-ups, and a 10 mile run each day for the next three years.

[@thecosmichiroshi]

+TheMightyPancake Meh, ripoff origin reference.

[@alexandraluster6185]

Then get a cyborg disciple and fight crime.

[@momjeans9751]

TheMightyPancake He's an average person that criticizes for fun...

[@twistedgambit9084]

MomJeans you missed the joke

[@anthonydeadman]

I'm glad I became a OPM fan so I can laugh whenever it's referenced like this. Why am I glad? Cause I love this comment so much for making me do so.

[@heyitsme4751]

Top 10 Nostalgia Critic moments: 1: -A BAT CREDIT CARD?!?!- *BILL?!??!* 2: -Lorax Monologue- *Bill.* 3: -But the CHART says...- *Bill...* 4: -NC vs. AVGN- *Bill* 5: -FUCKING BUBBLES- *BILL!* 6: -Earth Benders- *Bill* 7: -Food Fight-induced meltdown- *Biiiilll* 8: -Sparkle, Sparkle, Sparkle- *Bill, Bill, Bill* 9: -Christmas With the Kranks Monologue- *Bill* 10: -The Room 'store scene' analyzation- *Bill*

[@benmcfee]

Of COURSE...!! Bill.

[@guyincognito8043]

Analyzation? Did Doug call it that?

[@heyitsme4751]

Guy Incognito something along those lines.

[@warnercorner5892]

u forgot one step beyond

[@pierrebegley2746]

Sheldon Dinkleberg I'd also put him shouting at Michael Bay in the Pearl Harbour review.

[@gregdeandrea1450]

Has someone made an "Annoying Testicles" TV Tropes page, and if they didn't , could.they do it now.

[@monhunterz5430]

Doesn't the scrappy trope already fill that role?

[@aceofflames4572]

The Scrappy isn’t necessarily the kind of character NC was talking about. The Scrappy is just the character nobody likes.

[@shingosawatarihgx8345]

bill became the temporary king of Iceland? that is so bill

[@DarkLordFluffee]

classic Bill

[@liizzset]

And did you see his new dance?

[@ajlcustoms9472]

Shingo Sawatari/HGX Mmm, hmm

[@williamtimonen6814]

liizzset Thats not new, the dance has always been there. Like Bill.

[@purplerooart9626]

Shingo Sawatari/HGX oh thank god I freaked out when he couldn't find bill

[@IkkoArts]

10 years.10 years, we've been watching one Illinois man's descent into madness, one bad movie after another, for 3,650 days. Yet he still keeps doing it. And we encourage him to still keep doing it. This might just be the biggest example of peer pressure ever.

[@JDizzle_98]

Actually 3652 because of leap years.

[@johntumahab323]

If Northern Illinois hasn't driven him crazy yet, these movies never will.

[@K4RN4GE911]

Nintendoman1998 Actually actually, 3653 days. 2008, 2012 and 2016 all had an extra day.

[@rynemcgriffin1752]

Blueneonkid And now we get to do it 3,650 days more

[@disneyerapowerrangers2923]

Blue, but not every movie he did was bad.

[@BugsyFoga]

I love the fact that Rob Schneider never got back to the sequels , cause even he knew he was too good for the sequels.

[@tonyparra8459]

That explains why he didn't return in Grown Ups 2.

[@fifi_leafy2258]

Don't forget one of the most important cliches: In most cartoons, the blondes MUST ALWAYS be: -Rich -Bratty -Popular -The Antagonist

[@QZXproductions]

Cutie Pie18 I don't think that was in this movie though. They were listing cliches that Norm of the North used.

[@fifi_leafy2258]

BigAlsAngryBirdVids I know. But with most kids cartoons/movies, that is a very big cliche.

[@anikmonette2140]

Cutie Pie18 Yup, I tried watching Antz 5 minutes ago, and if you want cliches, it has almost everything: anticonformist moron that can't shut his piehole, forced marriage, same moron who gets recognition by doing litteraly nothing, same moron protagonist again switching roles with someone else, poor little protagonist is not understood by anyone including friends, antagonist is an evil military figure(if he was a CEO I wouldn't be even surprised), protagonist is a wuss that can't shut his mouth(shit, already said that, but he's so annoying fuck it!)... And I only watched 25 minutes of the movie, cuz in addition of everything else the design for the Antz is ugly as fuck!

[@thesupershinymegagengar2034]

Cutie Pie18 I'm sensing a blondy stereotype there, now.

[@fifi_leafy2258]

The Super Shiny Mega Gengar That’s the joke. But also seriously.

[@mineturtleanimations2988]

Been waiting for you to review this pile of polar bear shit

[@AsprinceRemix]

+MineTurtle Animations+ You sound like an AVGN fan.

[@rommix0]

It's so bad the owner didn't bother to scoop it up.

[@mineturtleanimations2988]

The Critic's Review lol

[@carlbloke8797]

MineTurtle Animations ikr

[@TheDHCreator]

5:49 Which one was the bad knock off? Between Escape from Planet Earth and Planet 51?

[@dudeman5685]

OK, instead of all of this convoluted BS, how about this - polar bear is convinced to go to New York because he thinks he is going to be in a campaign to SAVE the Arctic. Only in the third act does the villain reveal that he is manipulating him to build condos. That make much more sense.

[@Double-R-Nothing]

dudeman5685 Dude, this is Rob Schneider. You're trying way too hard.

[@stuntmen75]

Tom Rivers reviewed by the Dove Foundation

[@ghosttactician403]

dudeman5685 For the Talent-Replacer 9000, that's like dividing by 0

[@night-waker]

"You used me... FOR LAND DEVELOPMENT!!!"

[@TheShinsh]

You mean a fucking liar revealed story?

[@blackdragon8376]

Nostalgia Critic, MrEnter claimed that Norm got his human speaking powers cause Mystic Arctic Potatoes. Get your facts straight

[@lbghost1999]

Doug Walker has transformed into Walter White with that new haircut

[@beachedking]

Long Hair Liam let's see if he can grow it back

[@paladinboyd1228]

Long Hair Liam, I'm gonna needs drugs if this is the standard for movies nowadays.

[@JoshuaBLowery]

Long Hair Liam, I'm not sure how I feel about the lack of sideburns.

[@GumballAstronaut7206]

Ya goddamn right

[@ellisfeliu5583]

#hairlinesmatter, #savethehairline, #momentofsilence

[@Pog2_]

My grandma looks at my phone and asks can she see and when she saw a clip of the movie she is like "Damn that's ugly."

[@somewackoonyoutube2449]

+CreeperLeafNinja LOL

[@justyourfriendlyneighbourh3260]

CreeperLeafNinja 😑😐😕☺😊😀😁😃😄😂😅😆😄😃😁😀😊☺😕😐😑😤😧😐😑

[@NerdyNeutron]

Your grandma has good taste in movies.

[@somewackoonyoutube2449]

+NerdyNeutron Yeah she does lol

[@Steamer96]

Anyone get this? Rob Schneider is a somewhat popular comedic actor who seemed to have it all, until one day. He came across Splash Entertainment, and his life changed forever. Now Rob Schneider is....... a polar bear. And he's about to find out...that being a polar bear is harder than it looks. Rob Schneider is... Norm of the North. Rated PG-13

[@sarahmcmann5253]

steamerthesteamtrain I was also thinking that Norm of the North I just those fake trailers from South Park

[@Santoryu90]

Herp Derp

[@Jray181818]

"I'm a Polar Bear"

[@DM2GamingChannel]

steamerthesteamtrain "I'm a Carrot!"

[@MelodicQuest]

Rob Schnieder derp dee durp. Until herp dur derp a derp a derp. Now, Rob Schneider is, Derp da derp dee derp dee derp.

[@Scotty338]

22:02 The best description of Norm of the North of all times

[@unoriginal1562]

Bill is probably the best of this channel’s original characters

[@Foxy02016]

Unoriginal 156 that and the Dinosaur guy

[@mr.springio8626]

Stupid Elephant *Burger King*

[@aidanredding8058]

Yes, yes he is

[@cthulhufhtagn2483]

Evilena wants to know your location.

[@lyndonwilson6344]

Mhmm

[@dylanrivera2244]

So you're saying that Norm of the North is a rejected Sandler movie

[@joebenson7343]

Dylan Rivera are you really surprised?

[@timothymorris157]

Schneider really needs to stop acting! 😡🖕🏻

[@elijahkelley7616]

+Dylan Rivera you can't prove him right...but you can't really prove him wrong either

[@Cocofox101]

But I thought it was

[@spegettimanhasachainsaw5856]

All ages

[@smashingpots9928]

8:23. Did he say for the love of salmon? Is there a church of salmon? God salmon like in zelda Ocarina of Time? Salmon Jesus who was fried for our sins? The holy run? What would a salmon bible be written on kelp? Theres a lot of questions about the church of latter day Yogis. But norm of the north is not worth

[@DrDolan2000]

There was a god salmon in Ocarina Of Time?

[@duck5740]

Kunisake he meant jabu jabu

[@MrGearOfficial]

Who else came to rewatch this after Angry Birds Episode?

[@anakarinafagundesdesouza2241]

MrGear p

[@dmj271095]

next million view video idea:1000 degree knife vs fishing tank full of lemming piss

[@Mylris]

me i guess

[@Elizabeth142418]

?

[@cybermanbro4275]

I did

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

24:30 You forgot Food Fight. Unless you purposely forgot it. I wouldn't blame you...

[@mikerivera373]

Trygve Plaustrum I saw a review for a movie that's even worse than Foodfight. Don't believe that it's actually possible to do that? Look up animat's review of "worst animated movie ever." It's called Where the Dead go to Die, an appropriate name for a movie straight out of Hell.

[@neferacronia6798]

Renegade Phoenix Unless of course, the animaniacs are reviewing movies nowadays. They had plenty in their tower after all. I'd watch it.

[@mikerivera373]

Renegade Phoenix yeah, sorry. Autocorrect. Don't worry, I fixed it.

[@keegster7167]

Garbage Pail Kids is worse, tho.

[@Mr.Malliquin666]

​@@mikerivera373 I hear a lot of people saying that that movie is INCREDIBLY disturbing.

[@kingofrapture]

Holy crap, I almost went into cardiac arrest because Bill went missing for two minutes.

[@timothyoligarchy6484]

Alfred F Jones - #SaveAmerica I couldn’t read your comment with out doing it in LittleKuribo’s Yu Gi Oh Abridged’s Joey Wheeler

[@ayinstrumentals7731]

Mmmmm hmmm

[@randomcringeyyoutuber6750]

Mm-hmmmmmm?

[@black_leg_sanji6496]

@@randomcringeyyoutuber6750 *reassuring tone* mmm hmmmm

[@TheRedRobin96]

This movie has no heart. It is as cold and lifeless as the surface of Europa.

[@giovannidugo7594]

Hey, that's offensive to us Europeans. Everybody knows that the surface isn't the only thing that's cold. The deep core of our continent is cold. Jk, not all Europe is England

[@TheRedRobin96]

@@giovannidugo7594 Europa not Europe

[@giovannidugo7594]

@@TheRedRobin96 pardon, in my language Jupiter's moon and my continent have the same name. But one can joke right?

[@UltraFormula1]

But at least Europa is kinda interesting to scientists

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

Critic's summary on how the script of Norm Of The North was written is one of the best part of this long-awaited review.

[@coveragepuns]

On the last day of school, we were forced to watch this movie. h e l p m e J e s u s

[@JovanaSanchez000]

Coverage Puns One last act of torture before summer vacation!

[@dylancantrell8383]

I pray for you, child.

[@phiphisaysunsubscribe]

Coverage Puns Are we in the same school? Because that legit happened to us as well. It was painful.

[@coveragepuns]

+Oh Wow Oh no... okay, do you live in NC?

[@coveragepuns]

+Oh Wow AUGGHHHH

[@lbghost1999]

"For never have there been a tale of such bow than this dumbass bitch and her Tommy Wiseau" -Doug Walker Happy 10th Anniversary to Nostalgia Critic!

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

Long Hair Liam That his one of his funniest quotes.😂 Also, has*

[@thema1998]

Long Hair Liam It's amazing how long this show has lasted.

[@MforMovesets]

2024 here, I'm just here to let you know how great the "AI generated movie" joke aged.

[@marshmellow9281]

Here's to 10 years of remembering it so we don't have to!

[@connormcdonald3404]

This movie is a disgrace to the ICEE mascot

[@pramodprabhu1672]

ConnorMcGamer ... and the sad polar bear in every climate change report

[@masterofgaburincho]

Don't forget the Polar Bears on Coke products.. And Ice Bear from We Bare Bears..

[@platinumblaze3663]

Yummyjuice16 is back, Ice Bear hates this movie

[@refgarnet3022]

Yummyjuice16 is back ice bear wants this movie to die

[@yeahyes7077]

"Icebear is triggered"

[@renerousseau7581]

14:29 I sneezed at the exact same time as the Critic and I was just as confused when I looked back at the screen.

[@TuckyBlue]

The trailer was 100000000 times better

[@TuckyBlue]

We left the movie theater 30 minutes in

[@Segadrome]

"Will of the Wild Wild West" must have been a prequel

[@davidknapp5598]

21:36 Says he'd start randomly dancing in the middle of the review, then doesn't. 23:44 HE DID IT

[@alexnacud25]

OOOOOOOOOHHH

[@twisterman4184]

The 12th commandment NO

[@yourfriendlyneighborhood3991]

Hmm if only that was intentional

[@mrhelitosis7564]

23:45

[@mrrunodan8119]

Shut up Luan!

[@laughinsohard7888]

HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, NOSTALGIA CRITIC! YOU'VE GAVE ME COUNTLESS LAUGHS THESE FOUR OR SO YEARS OF KNOWING ABOUT YOU!

[@kylecrofts3481]

Ice Bear will seek vengeance on the creators of this movie.

[@teddyfurstman1997]

Love that We Bare Bears joke.

[@homeslicehomeslice]

That episode when they were babys trying to get adopted and kicked the dogs asses (I think they were dogs), he needs to do that to this movie. Id pay to see that.

[@rossnunez3512]

Kyle Crofts Ice Bear will destroy them.

[@thema1998]

Kyle Crofts Ice Bear wouldn't go soft on them. He would practically murder them.

[@maxordman4100]

Certainly one of your best episodes ever! The effects, the jokes, the guests, and the enlightenment costume all helped make this event amazing! Great job to everyone involved!

[@marcellocatalfamo5453]

Is it bad that between Planet 51 and Escape from Planet Earth, I had to deliberate as to which was the knock-off?

[@onefishone1]

Aristo - Chromacy No, we were all asking the same question. The answer is Escape from planet earth, due to it coming out second. But they're both equally bad so the confusion is understandable.

[@billyharris2794]

I dunno, as a stupid child, I enjoyed both movies.

[@ADotBrad]

I had to pause the review and start doing serious research to figure that out. Thank the God of Shitty Movies I wasn't the only one who had to.

[@zackarin4703]

none of them were knock-offs planet 51 came out in 2009 and escape from planet earth came out in 2013

[@redpandaz5146]

I liked EPE, but not P51

[@MrLekss69]

Dear critic, the cartoon Happy Feet: this is not an imitation of happy feet, it's a copy of the Russian cartoon The Adventures of Scamper the Penguin

[@annanas9707]

MrLekss69 +

[@thismachine5247]

Never seen it and it looks like an okay film, but it Was advertised under a name to cash in on happy feet at the time was it not?

[@therosrex5488]

MrLekss69 Oh man, I remember Scamper from when I was little. Remind me to never, ever rewatch it. Ever.

[@bruh6_632]

What about The Adventures of Lolo the Penguin (Soviet and Japan cartoon)?

[@rnjnj80]

Theros Rex You know, the English dub of Scamper you watched as a child is heavy edited and censored. So you never saw that movie in its true form.

[@mbfree]

Remember when kid movies were amazing. Yeah me too

[@ethansprague2005]

mb.free Remember when kids cared about story and good jokes

[@Maxiz60]

MineFall MG - the stop motion maker ...nope

[@summermermaidstar756]

mb.free Descendants

[@sethbangard5194]

mb.free coco looks good

[@joshuacole3846]

I mean, we did get some great kids movies in 2016, imo.

[@Flowerbarrel]

“Oh my God! My daughter has Devil Eye!” *BWLAGHAGHAGAAHHH*

[@someguy8627]

The nostalgia critic looks like Walter White now .

[@twilightshadow91]

some guy In the tracksuit he looks like James McAvoy in Split.

[@AussieFanXCIV]

Douwe G I thought the same thing

[@Odinsday]

+some guy Is that a bad thing?

[@commanderjason7786]

"I AM THE ONE WHO REVIEWS."

[@tdfern1]

some guy He should totally do Breaking Bad.

[@PikminandOatchi]

"Imagine if I just started randomly dancing in the middle of the review". 09:53

[@turbobist2889]

23:44

[@davidfeltheim2501]

The Talent Replacer 9000 is a great clip that needs more recognition, AI and the state of studios like Disney makes it quite relevant.

[@MforMovesets]

I just noticed that guy at 6:06 is named Glacius. If this movie had Glacius from Killer Instinct as a sidekick, it would be way better.

[@oldamar9994]

this movie would be the first to get 200% on rotten tomatoes if that was the case.

[@Aiso754]

Yesssss

[@poiuytrewq11422]

Delilah Queen Or both.

[@micdrop344]

MforMovesets, just take Schneider out and it's already better.

[@RealQuin]

his name is Gabriel Iglesias

[@deeconstruction8163]

The whale isn't twerking, it's doing the sprinkler while literally squirting water. That's the joke.

[@bobutley7105]

Violent Beauregarde "Joke"

[@ShadowStarz77]

That describes all my high school dances. Twerking Whales

[@FrameworxProductions]

Leela Yadav Gott'em

[@whitherwhence]

And it isn't a whale, either.

[@shadowunicornwithsarcasm6018]

Violent Beauregarde Sprinkler or Twerking it's still stupid

[@gageperuti5519]

Walt Disney, Chuck Jones, Hanna Barbera, they are all rolling in their graves knowing that the animation industry they pioneered had sunk this low.

[@SkalgarXLR]

Gage Peruti Don't forget Tex Avery, Max Fleischer, Hugh Harman, Rudy Ising, Isao Takahata, Winsor McCay, Osamu Tezuka, Bob Clampett and Walter Lantz.

[@JRGProjects]

Bruce Timm is the only surviving member of the "Justice League" of animators.

[@SkalgarXLR]

JRGProjects What about Hayao Miyazaki?

[@SkalgarXLR]

Besides, this ain't nothin' when you compare it to Video Brinquedo films.

[@gageperuti5519]

Ice King He's still alive.

[@telemonofficial6924]

22:05 Honestly, i love these expressions. They look so cartoony xD

[@jspaceman]

Ikr

[@agentspaniel4428]

Me: The 3 animated titanic movies are worse right Bill? Bill: Mmhm. Me: the review on the second one was removed Bill: Mmhm

[@pancakesonrage902]

Ten years of reviewing shit movies and Critic still keeps his sanity? You are on another level beyond humanity

[@tomnorton4277]

Doug doesn't always review shit movies. Clockstoppers, Demolition Man, Hook, Mad Max: Fury Road; he likes all of them. Personally, I prefer it when he's reviewing good movies rather than bad ones.

[@movieman2293]

Tom Norton That's actually something Linkara mentioned in one of his reviews for one of his favorite comics. It's hard for a critic to specifically point out what they like about something, rather than point out garbage we all recognize is garbage.

[@tsfusion3033]

Pancakes On Rage There's a trick: he's so insane he's looped back around to perfectly rational.

[@Snakeofwrath]

What sanity?

[@sarahwalter7198]

"Like vile and vomit I must bring this up in chunks" THAT LINE IS BRILLIANT

[@Rainok]

11:45 "it says when confronted by a polar bear, you're going to die since they're one of the few animals that will actively hunt humans. Basically you're SOL"

[@DragonRagovi]

"I can't prove that I'm right, but you can't prove that I'm wrong!" I should adopt that line. Also, the scene with the Lemmings...those 30 seconds were way longer than they needed to be.

[@adderallbroad]

no those scenes were too short. infact make the scene of em pissing into a movie

[@AubreyTheKing]

As soon as Critic shows his bald head, I get a Sponebob movie vibe Lol where everyone in the movie screams: BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD BALD! MY EYES!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!! LMAO We

[@pierrebegley2746]

The KING Alright alright!

[@indyfan9845]

The KING I thought he was going for an Aang look. I half expected a big blue arrow on his head.

[@bernardo4157]

I love that movie so much, no Spongebob movie will never be as good the OG Spongebob Movie

[@Carewolf]

But he has always been bald, hasn't he?

[@m.s9956]

Ocean Man agreed.

[@RealSkutti]

That ending. Nostalgia critic jumping through the roof with a sword. 😂😅😄😆😂😁

[@syvelster5687]

Don't spoiler

[@skellington8090]

That was pretty funny, didn’t expect that!

[@aggressivebuttonmasher5486]

I don't think I've click on an nc review faster in my life

[@imperfectanimal57]

hey howzit going well It's suppressing that you even clicked on the video considering the fact that Dio killed you Kakyoin

[@Jason_Altea]

Same. I had my headphones off, and I saw this in my feed. I scrambled to get them and turn them on and turn on the video.

[@aggressivebuttonmasher5486]

i know and im going nuts over it

[@aggressivebuttonmasher5486]

i do love me some cherry donuts

[@imsinning1742]

KZbin putting nostalgia critic on trending instead of taking him down????? This is truly unheard of!

[@bladerunner2348]

I'm sinning A fellow gorillaz fan I see, keep having good taste in music m8

[@MrServantRider]

Stardust Charthalos Actually another reviewer I watch had his Norm of the North video taken down.

[@homieostaziz]

I'm sinning that 2D pic though

[@_lexi]

ayyy nice icon

[@imsinning1742]

Can we appreciate how bald critic with that facial hair looks like a bootleg Heisenberg

[@keegansmith6327]

This movie has the greatest comedian I know in it. And he gets 1 scene. what a great film.

[@Foxy02016]

Nintendogalaxy Who was it?

[@RubykonCubes3668]

Whom?

[@keegansmith6327]

@@RubykonCubes3668 Gabriel Iglesias. Norms brother.

[@RubykonCubes3668]

@@keegansmith6327 ohh ok

[@mutt9779]

@@keegansmith6327 That's it?!?! That sucks lol

[@DrGandW]

21:39 Couldn't focus on rest of review, was waiting for you to start dancing EDIT 23:48 YES FUCK YOU I KNEW IT I WAS READY

[@davincent98]

Reginald Verrier he already danced, though.

[@Konree]

"I would never do that for human tourist, never, never, never!" "I did not hit her, that's bullshit, I did not hit her, I DED NAAAAHT. oh hai mark"

[@keeganstormblade5456]

"Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark."

[@anikmonette2140]

I wished I could see that movie, but Putlock scared the shit outta me! Not with their scam, but with the alarm sounds that accompanied it and also made me hit my head on the ceiling...

[@thismachine5247]

You wer probably on the "wrong" putlocker, there is only one true version.

[@Kittymouth]

I can't believe he forgot tgat Bill became the temporary king of Iceland! 🤣 I mean, he DID spend a lot of that time DEAD before he was revived by thgat cursed burrito, but STILL! Seems like the sort of thing yoy'd remember.

[@Standrewww]

The lemmings in zootopia were better than these monstrosities because they did not have a main role as the comedy sidekick. #noteveryanimalisfunny

[@paladinboyd1228]

Andrew Littin, If I remember rightly they were going to be two in a car that followed nick around and run over his tail at points in the movie. We dodged a bullet on that one.

[@crackedemerald4930]

Spinning camera is trying to hit escape velocity from the orbit of this shit

[@shadowthedragon7151]

I'm afraid that's not possible, as the shit is so dense that the escape velocity is past the speed of light, making it impossible to be freed.

[@MrGamer1992]

6:23 that's not twerking. He's doing the sprinkler

[@Bababooey759]

and the penguins of madagascar arent in the minions clone group

[@princeramblerose]

orcas don’t even have asses, how would they twerk anyway?

[@Mister_Oddity]

That's a good thing tho

[@simonwoods7112]

9:15 Speaking as a massive fan of the classic Looney Tunes, this homage to the "Meadows!" scene from Aristo-Cat is one of the funniest things they've ever done in a Nostalgia Critic review.

[@bridgetdunleavy3549]

Even from the trailers, the villain's design made me physically sick

[@BETMARKonTube]

In *Italy* they also added lazyness to the horror: This movie came out in the same days of *The Good Dinosaur* , in Italy *"Il viaggio di Arlo"* (translated "The journey of Arlo") and they called THIS movie *Il viaggio di Norm* ("The journey of Norm")... like they were somehow 'related'.

[@anikmonette2140]

BETMARKonTube LoL then I need to see the French translation for these... 😁

[@anikmonette2140]

BETMARKonTube Nope, my country made a good job translating these. Norm of the North is translated as it should, Normand du Nord, and the other one is just Le bon dinosaure... BTW you don't happen to know how to change the letters on a tablet, do you?

[@BETMARKonTube]

Actually no, sorry. I still don't have a mobile device.

[@anikmonette2140]

Then you don't know the true horrors of charging these f***ing devices! That's why I'm using the computer in bed... *Argh* XD

[@anikmonette2140]

Oh, just a pointer for those who owns an android that just won't charge: the cell phone charger does marvels! The cord is not as small as floss and won't snap in half just looking at it!

[@bbarrett726]

Rob Schneider is...a polar bear

[@exceedcharge1]

bbarrett726 Derpy derpity derpdie dumb

[@exceedcharge1]

Rated pg13

[@danielclark653]

bbarrett726 Rob Schneider is a stapler

[@dwyn9187]

bbarrett726 Rob Schneider is...a carrot

[@rorcknar]

Rated PG-13

[@Rainbowthewindsage]

Guys the sequel is on netflix now. IM SCARED

[@Rainbowthewindsage]

@Kane the anime king Well it used to be. They proabably took it down since movies and shows don't remain on Netflix forever. I can think of plenty of stuff I liked that isn't on there anymore.

[@minaminasctftlkhttydfan9958]

Rainbow the wind sage Good

[@justking2114]

10 Years and not even 1 mil subs? What's wrong with us?

[@bidanemartinez-huerta9472]

JustKing well he hasn't always been on channel awesome. Remember league of super critics?

[@guilhermesfk]

Quantity of subs is no indication of quality, only of mass appeal. You DO know this right?

[@EmoNekoChan101]

Doug didn't have this channel for 10 years. He used Blip for at least 5 years before it shut its doors.

[@dragonloverxxl34]

I did my part :p

[@aidani4633]

because throughout the 10 years he's had like 4 different channels