Nemeroth's arrival but google-translated nefariously

[@genesis2398]

"Ultramarines very strong" Modern lore in a nutshell

[@AurelionSass]

*Hehehe, Old One Eye go nom nom nom*

[@mrcryptek2090]

*Souless wheeze*

[@mattmark94]

Roboute go brrrrrrrrr

[@traktorsajt]

Approved by Cato Sicarious, followed up by ranting about his own achievements for three hours straight.

[@dmitrykhvostik5975]

Some things never change

[@Biodeamon]

**inquisitor betrays you and the emperor** "understandable, have a nice day"

[@randomintrovertedspider7510]

I mean, he and Mansi were dirty, so.....

[@maciejas2471]

"Suicide is not the answer" - I have never expected to hear that from Ork

[@TheXell]

Well, I'd think it's the furthest thing from an orks mind. As long as theres someone else to krump, why krump yourself?

[@GrandMoffTarkinsTeaDispenser]

Camus is an ork in 40k very interesting.

[@gottagofastest]

@@TheXell But what if there aren't any gits?

[@Ginrikuzuma]

@@gottagofastest you don't get stronger stomping gitz

[@cjohnson2916]

Can’t krump them if they krump themselves.

[@Daktangle]

"Am I a virgin still mary?" Wrong daemons Grimskull, wrong daemons...

[@TheCuriousFan1]

In the end you still get penetrated either way.

[@ForgottenHonor0]

Bloodletters: "WE'RE NOT DAEMONETTES YOU GREEN IDIOT!"

[@AmericanZergling]

This is an ork here. Khorne daemons are exactly what he's looking for.

[@poorknightofthehollowhills8489]

Well, to me that scene looked like Grimskull took on an entire daemon horde as if to post-factum prove some "Mary" who'd probably looked down upon him sometime before (which must have scarred his soul deeply, warbosses are actually gentle creatures, you know) that he's actually tough and manly.

[@gerrit8480]

@@AmericanZergling fair enough lmao

[@PsyloAlpha]

“The devil is the best wrestler in Sweden” - some ultrasmurf

[@WelcomeToDERPLAND]

He is right.

[@hisnotsolonely2961]

The only line that I fully agree with Leandros

[@Inquisitor_Eriksson]

As someone from Sweden I agree. It’s an initiation to work in ikea. If you last for 5 seconds you can work at ikea

[@blargofallblargs3939]

Somebody get Joel, this needs a second opinion.

[@mollyactual]

@@blargofallblargs3939 Suplex El Diablo

[@aineshadowsong6484]

Google can't beat an Ork. Even traslated, their Speech is still very logical and reasonable.

[@seal8900]

Even made a reference with the “am I still virgin now Mary?” Line

[@LoganKenoras]

@@seal8900 the virgin Mary

[@blacktemplar1139]

"Suicide is never the answer

[@matminecraft01]

"suicide is not the answer" didn't expect grimskull to be a motivational teacher.

[@josharmstrong8813]

Breaking news: ork warboss gives unexpected motivational advice while discord admins are arguing in 2040 meme language

[@aerial11]

He was hyped as fuck, loving every second of what was happening

[@SIGNOR-G]

Unironically the chaddest character of the game

[@Noobformer]

AMAZING

[@elysiankentarchy1531]

"If you kill yerself you won't get ta fight no more." - Warboss Grimskull

[@svagglaorde4387]

Chaos: Do you hear the voices brother? The Voices: "I do nothing but my wife does more."

[@Ollyatlas]

So he's a misogynist?

[@zeehero7280]

@@Ollyatlas No just a lazy ass pathetic man

[@almasyelesbayev736]

Depression had a huge impact on my cold. The door to happiness is not very big. - depressed 10000years old veteran with PTSD. Suicide is not the answer! - happy green boy.

[@unclet9825]

"Am I still a virgin now, Mary?"

[@Morec0]

Given those weren't Slaaneshi daemons, I'll say yes.

[@josharmstrong8813]

"Am I still a virgin now Mary" / "Suicide is not the answer" Sounds like grimskull may have been having some problems in his previous relationship

[@ForgottenHonor0]

Bloodletter: "DO I LOOK LIKE A KEEPER OF SECRETS TO YOU?!!!"

[@renjoker5442]

"Depression had a huge impact on my cold. The door to happiness is not very big… please help me." "Suicide is not the answer." Man that hits deep

[@placeholdername3818]

Proceeds to try and beat the shit out of the depressed Chaos Lord.

[@renjoker5442]

@@placeholdername3818 just the orkish way of giving someone a hug

[@nnelg8139]

"Don't kill yourself. Let me kill you!"

[@nnelg8139]

@@placeholdername3818 he's helping him replace his spine!

[@wessmoore7894]

@@nnelg8139And the natural starting point is clearly to rip out his old one!

[@kapoue57]

I love how the Ork is sceaming "AMAZING" while being tossed around by Nemeroth

[@lollikabosso.w.n7153]

He been sniffin that dakka fuel

[@kapoue57]

@@lollikabosso.w.n7153 He is living the dream

[@DoctorFail]

Leandros: *betrays captain to inquisition* Also Leandros: why did I lose my job?

[@targetseeker]

"oh now you want me to follow the book?!"

[@yeeyee5057]

"DRAGON SLUT!"

[@rustkarl]

I just get a major kick out of Memeroth waxing lyric about depression, and then Grimskull pops up with ‘Suicide is not the answer.’ and tries to kill him.

[@Lemon_Inspector]

Suicide is not the answer. Murder is!

[@nnelg8139]

@@Lemon_Inspector that's such an orky mindset

[@lollikabosso.w.n7153]

Orks dont kill themselves for a reason.

[@Erfierazgzb0ss4u]

@@lollikabosso.w.n7153 xept that one time they used red to write

[@lollikabosso.w.n7153]

@@Erfierazgzb0ss4u what

[@EcthelonEvendil]

Don't you hate it when you're engaging in a planetary invasion and you suddenly remember that you forgot to replace your spine before you started?

[@Mediados]

Not to forget that Grimskull only started a Waaagh to prove to his wife that he is in fact not a virgin.

[@rustkarl]

my spine has shattered upon the very concept.

[@WorshipperOfKhone]

Don't you hate it when you are about to start a dark crusade and not only your forgot your wallet, but also your spine and now the enemy is venting about his wife. What a long day for a chaos lord

[@KrimzonFlygon1]

Magnus: (nods sadly)

[@andrewch4066]

Cyberpunk Edgerunners intensifies

[@snaplordmeep6748]

“I do nothing and my wife does a lot more, this makes your server very popular” -some wordbearer

[@snaplordmeep6748]

@ThyPeasantSlayer which legion then?

[@snaplordmeep6748]

I’m pretty sure his original legion is wordbearer judging by the symbols on his armor

[@sotheofdaein]

he looks like black legion/sons of horus

[@AmericanZergling]

@@snaplordmeep6748 Word bearer would explain how a SORCERER could command KHORNATE DAEMONS, but otherwise there are plenty of splinter warbands which are bashed from all legions and renegade chapters. He could be Alpha Legion, Black Legion, Word Bearer, Night Lord, Iron Warrior, or even from some 3rd or 4th founding chapter that went chaos. Relic seems to love Alpha Legion the most while GW likes Black Legion. I would suspect those two if anything. Another thought is in how he taunts you by saying 'brother' a lot, so maybe he could be from an Ultramarine successor, but I could be reading too much into that.

[@snaplordmeep6748]

Aye I think the last part about brother is more of you looking into it and I say this because I didn’t know until like a year or two ago that space marines from different chapters or successor chapters with different geneseed call each other cousin. Even game workshop sometimes forget that fact

[@Mediados]

Space Marine facing a Chaos Invasion: "Why did I lose my job..." Wow that got deeper than expected

[@silvertrimhill9844]

"Why did I loose my job..." Calgar: Shut the FUCK UP Leandoros

[@poorknightofthehollowhills8489]

That's weird actually. I mean, space marines would be the last demography to be expected to "lose their jobs" during a Chaos attack on an Imperial world, wouldn't they?

[@jessegd6306]

Grey Knights would disagree.

[@dwreanchinotan]

there is something very wrong hearing an ork go WOOO instead of WAAAGH. amazing is on point

[@josharmstrong8813]

Ork with extra Hawaiian Surfer / Florida man

[@RRVCrinale]

Obviously followers of Warboss, uhhh...Wrick...Flaerrgh?

[@Ginrikuzuma]

@@RRVCrinale bravo I busted my gut laughing

[@mauser98kar]

Depressed Nemeroth exchanges innuendoes with Ultramarines while Warboss motivates him to live. Perfection. Also, the ork stayed surprisingly orkish.

[@Mystyx-Sama]

Three things Google got right. -"Ultramarines very strong." -"The door to happiness is not very big." -"Suicide is not the answer." That's all folks! Oh, and Mario is often very high on shrooms, so naturally he'd be in the air...

[@Asraeks]

Jokes aside, this voice acting is amazing

[@andrewch4066]

AMAZING! WOOOOOO

[@carcerharlson9767]

Well, Mario does a lot of platforming, so I can't really disagree...

[@detla11r14]

He was looking for Long Mario.

[@alfredlaalpacadeageofempir9215]

Grimskull dialogue doesn't sound really different from what an ork would said.

[@josharmstrong8813]

Grimskull has been sniffing that good quality dakka-jet fuel today

[@refurbishedtechpriest9076]

"Am I still a virgin now Mary?"

[@rdubayoo]

"WOOOOO!"

[@ThatGuyUpThere]

AMAZING!!!

[@lollikabosso.w.n7153]

"Suicide is not the answer. Now stand still so i can kill you myself" ork probably

[@kosmoss101]

Sounds like depression group therapy.

[@squeethemog213]

"Suicide is not the answer" - Ork Warboss 2021 AMAZING XD

[@Blundabus1337]

"Suicide is not the answer" Grimskull is truly the best character in this game.

[@erikhanseisenheber]

"It's great. I do nothing and my wife does a lot more." NEETmeroth confirmed

[@NameName2.0]

"We can do a lot of goblins" HERESY

[@mrlunatic4816]

They can do *ALL* the goblins

[@Ollyatlas]

​@@mrlunatic4816 inquisitor:xenophelia will not be tolerated

[@pathfindersavant3988]

"The door to happiness is not very big" Mood

[@pathfindersavant3988]

@@Goreofadream The door to the mood is not very big

[@TheExecutorr]

as a fairly tall guy I have to say that explains a lot.

[@Ollyatlas]

Very wise

[@seal8900]

Didn’t expect to hear a space marine to randomly shout “Dragon Slut” in response to the question “why did I lose my job?”

[@Ollyatlas]

He was too busy with a species of lizard xenos and got demoted

[@AurelionSass]

"AMAZIN!!!" - Space Shrek

[@zeo_crash7984]

Woooo!

[@GenericProtagonist118]

_Some_

[@Neko_Medic]

Ultramarine very strong. there you have it, GW's only argument to keep pushing the smurfs instead of chapters fans actually like.

[@TheBananamonger]

I like the ultranarines

[@Neko_Medic]

@@TheBananamonger it's fine, we just meme about it because they do get too much exposure.

[@ambushbob5383]

"The door to happiness is not very big" I feel that.

[@flare9757]

“Why did I lose my job?” *This Titus.* This is why you lost your job.

[@Moonstodes]

"I forgot to replace my spine" Magnus is that you?

[@KrimzonFlygon1]

“FUCK YOU LEMAN!”

[@nothingnothing3064]

I *LOVE* how you actually replaced the sound effects with those of Dawn of War

[@firockfinion3326]

Chaos Lord Drug Horse is looking pretty good even without a spine.

[@Ananas_on_fire]

"I don't believe in relationships" Me too...

[@Vladislav_Sargas]

> The devil is the best wrestler in Sweden! You mean Swedesia, Leandros?

[@hunn20004]

......yes......Swedesia..... **chambers bolter round***

[@dsagent]

TTS and Warhams are gone but at least we still have this.

[@nitrokat7597]

0:17 “why did I lose my job?” You know why Leandros.

[@Doomroar]

That's the wife that does a lot, the one, the legend, the reason why his server is so popular. And she should just leave him for happy Warboss "AMAZING" Grimskull!

[@ForgottenHonor0]

You mean "Mary?" LMAO

[@cnlbenmc]

The Warp Dust is very strong with this one, like the Kyras Speech!

[@CsubAzUrmedve]

At least Grimskull is having a ball with Nemeroth.

[@juliocruz7X6]

"Suicide isnt the answer." Change his icónic líne for a icónic líne. Here's my like

[@Darknscary13]

B-but I thought drug horse was the safe word?

[@shotgunraptor8534]

"The door to happiness is not very big" aint that the fucking truth

[@sarsath7481]

Next, you should do the Chaos ending for Dawn of War - Soulstorm.

[@wimblewomble1964]

"I forgot to replace my spine"

[@worldeater2414]

"The door to happiness, is not very big" That sounds like some profound shit

[@Lemon_Inspector]

Ah, so this is the scene where Captain Timothy drinks the high-calorie ultrasound. That's why Inquisitor Arm Pillow accuses him of being a Long Mario.

[@detla11r14]

Grimskull was great in Translation as he was in game. More Orks stuff please.

[@garrettsattem4799]

“I do nothing and my wife does a lot more.” So Nemeroth is a deadbeat husband… Noted.

[@MazzaAzi]

"Suicide is not the answer"- Ork boss that recently fell off a cliff

[@comradekenobi6908]

He was pushed

[@Alex13501]

"Ultramarine very strong" Yep, thats lore friendly alright!

[@seal8900]

“I forgot to replace my spine. Please help me” That sounds like a very serious medical condition.

[@anueutsuho7425]

"Mario is in the air!" - me getting the Rocket Nozzle in Super Mario Sunshine for the first time

[@IdjelsGrav]

Nemeroth is a depressed gamer with cancer, that come to ultramarines server to promote his server and take the core of ultramarines server. Warboss Grimskull is always optimistick, wants to play with ultramarines and Nemeroth and help him not to be depressed. Ulramarines - Understandable have a great day.

[@stephenheinrik5294]

"Suicide is not the answer- or is it!?"- Warboss entering combat

[@lollikabosso.w.n7153]

Nah he wouldnt even follow it up with or is it hed go "Now Com her zo i kan KRUMP YA GIT"

[@aproppaknoife5078]

"The door to happiness is not wery big" Damn

[@villekokko9943]

"Am I still a virgin now, Mary?" This seems like a great snarky line, if only there was a place where it makes sense to use it.

[@Prophetofthe8thLegion]

“Suicide is not the answer” Grimskull

[@cryptosporidium1375]

"Depression had a huge impact on my cold." I felt that.

[@andystone2352]

"I forgot to replace my spine." M-... Magnus?

[@thegreatarcanist890]

Why yes Grimskull, Mario jumps a lot

[@someczechguy4261]

REMEMBER YA GITZ, SUICIDE IZ NOT THE ANSWER - a guy about to charge head first into certain death

[@seranonable]

"Ultramarine very strong" we KNOW, Matt...

[@keto4366]

The door to hapiness is not big... Suicide is not the answer... very deep quotes indeed

[@vicwolfrin]

I feel that nemeroth is a very underrated warhammer villain

[@chugun1chugun2]

- The door to happiness isn't very big - Suicide is not the answer So deep...

[@velphidrow]

"Am i still a virgin now mary?"

[@ramirogonzalez7486]

I lost it at "Balogun Pavilion Tit." Holy hell, this is incredible. Edit: Holy crap. "Suicide is not the answer." Oh my Manperor. I laughed so hard my stomach hurts.

[@rhodes3983]

Suicide is not the answer, homicide is!

[@toramaru2490]

orc sounds just about right

[@l7537]

“I think you can weigh my relationship with UltraMine Tights.... ......My server build engine is unlimited” Great Now Nemeroth is a Discord Mod

[@caav56]

And, going by "Build Engine", plays Duke Nukem 3D

[@frogwithhumanteeth7535]

“AM I STILL A VIRGIN NOW, MARY?” Got me

[@fishpop]

Grimskull any time he's fighting: "AMAZING!"

[@Azzie420]

“This is great I do nothing and my wife does more” lmaooo

[@Defileros]

So Nemeroth was a Discord Mod all along

[@shadeofsound23]

It is a pleasure to see an Eliphas 40k Memeroth post.

[@natalie6811]

I just broke down at “I forgot to replace my spine. Please help me.”

[@stardeki]

"Drug horse!"

[@janpawulonduo2137]

No, Grimskull. You are not a virgin. You are an absolute chad.

[@nikot.9920]

Beautiful indeed, glad to see you arent straying away from content Eliphas

[@brickmixerstudios2674]

0:26 “We can do a lot of goblins” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@slamdaddyshapirowo9893]

At last we know what Captain Long Mario thinks about the Ultramarines

[@Erebus_the_trustworthy]

Me: laughs during video Chaos lord: the door to happiness is not very big Me: stops laughing, fuck.

[@vonmackston7571]

Mario is in the air some green skin

[@Scott.E.H]

The fact this is all done with amazing voiceover is fantastic

[@balanoidik]

1:09 wide Nemeroth walking

[@unclesam1756]

Suicide is not the answer... OR IS IT?! WOOOOOO!!!! AMAZING!!1!!!

[@tdpuuhailee8222]

So what do we have here? Leandron questioning why he lost his job. Sidonus does not believing in relasionships. Grimskull is Mario fan. A virgin(?) And a therapist. And Nemeroth is depressed.

[@funnybone6149]

1:36 Wow, the original dialogue is trying to fight back and defeat the corruption of google

[@MrOmoreau]

I am sending my hospital bills because my sides are not recovering from this one.

[@Izayoink_Saccuy]

He and Mansi were dirty and my hands were busy is a fire line

[@maccaebus]

To quote Waaaaaghboss Grimskull: AMAZING!

[@gabrielcampbell376]

Orc: Mario is in the air! UltraSmurf: confused look Video freezes

[@yikeswazowski9838]

"Understandable..." so that's why leandros snitched on him

[@Kwg420]

Man, this added some much needed sexual tension to the series. 10 out of 10.

[@hunn20004]

Remember, If GW claims this, it's Canon