The Admiral - SNL

[@taliaricher710]

this is just john mulaney. hes not playing a character. he just walked into the skit.

[@canaisyoung3601]

So, who put the sailor suit on him?

[@sarahann74]

Canais Young he just wears a sailor costume on a regular basis

[@greatvalue_ethelcain]

Sarah Ann Twink Culture™️

[@traveljournal9928]

bold of you to assume he's not always playing a character

[@neegas3490]

😂

[@matttaylor3034]

"He's never taken a wife before, or even a single girlfriend." Nice foreshadowing there

[@michaeljordan6008]

Cuz he’s a fruit, lol.

[@e_galaxy620]

@@michaeljordan6008 or he's looking for a husband?🤨

[@twist_ending7545]

​@@e_galaxy620 yeah that's the point. he's fruity

[@Angel-gs6dp]

@@michaeljordan6008 i thought he was an admiral

[@jonathanprudencio2505]

Did not see that coming........................................................... Beacuse i am a ret***

[@phelisejoy7118]

Finally, John Mulaney in his true form as an old-timey twink

[@jimsuan6988]

1k likes without a single comment

[@random23287]

We have the same pfp

[@the_roach_king.]

He fits the role so well lmfao

[@Ghost_Token]

@@the_roach_king. he’s feminine hips really make it

[@the_roach_king.]

@@Ghost_Token NO THATS THE THING HES INSECURE ABOUT

[@mortified.rooster]

Kate pretending to be straight and John pretending to be gay- this is an excellent sketch

[@adamco42]

@@nc4018 im pretty sure gay bc they mentioned he had never had a girlfriend

[@weirdbeetworld4914]

john...pretending? sure...

[@haley8484]

@@weirdbeetworld4914 Yes. He's married to a woman 🤦‍♀️🤣

[@Sweetumskitty1789]

@@haley8484 He could be bisexual, you can be married and still find people attractive.

[@user-en2hu6wp7p]

@@weirdbeetworld4914 no dude j u s t n o

[@starringvincentprice]

Never thought I’d see the day Beck Bennett would point at John Mulaney and shout “THE TWINK” but here we are

[@jamesking4036]

John's older than him too... go figure

[@rutherfrogp.wilmington4907]

@@jamesking4036 twink is a state of mind

[@TicklerDude]

2+2=5. If you don’t agree, then you are a racist and Trump is super sexxxy.

[@bunniey3290]

I mean..did you REALLY never think that? Really really?

[@georgepupparo1629]

Why fake your Likes? ? ?

[@mystereoheart2579]

everyones talking about john mulaney but honestly the first part of the skit was hilarious too! i could watch mckinnon and bryant say "sister!!" back and forth all day long

[@FumbleAIBO]

Kate McKinnon's Hepburn impression was fab

[@effacalorie]

I want a whole skit of those two pretending not to try to kill the other. It was gold!

[@arcanegamer2723]

@@effacalorie as do i

[@rickwrites2612]

Kate and Aidy explain8ng away obvious homocide attempts on ec other in standard transatlantic broadcast accent was the most hilarious part of skit. It's just we rarely get to see gay flirting or John Mulaney in skits.

[@stonewallperformance]

Def had some Winifred Sanderson vibes in that "Sister!"

[@NestorCustodio]

Someone suddenly stepping into frame and loudly proclaiming "THE TWIIIINK!!" is a pretty great way to end a sketch.

[@lj.853]

Yes.

[@Usammityduzntafraidofanythin]

Yeah, they didn't want to drag it on like they do in old 80s sitcoms. Gotta end abruptly, Monty Python style

[@sovietunion6348]

that's how everything should end

[@zeinfeld]

john mulaney moans like he doesn't know what moaning is

[@lukemckenzie0121]

King Cranberry yeah he’s not fooling us we know John Mulaney FUCKS

[@melodyhaviland9393]

Luke Mckenzie i truly do not know how to feel about this comment

[@rustyjones7908]

Ohhhhhhhh..... I'm sorry!

[@bastardbunny666]

Luke Mckenzie STOP

[@user-kv2dz1ro3i]

@@lukemckenzie0121 PPPFFFFFTTF I -

[@laalaaninetyninestl3312]

I like how John's wiki page felt it necessary to add this line: "Mulaney revealed that he is heterosexual in his comedy special, New In Town."

[@awinz]

laalaaninetynine stl revealed 😭

[@Hokuto_Tongi]

I guess he had to let everyone know aha

[@chrisyoung109]

He does have a wife lol

[@darkmoonlady2002]

It's literally part of his act, he has a bit about it..

[@jacobd1984]

Turnaround is fair play.

[@Ensule]

The Corporal: "HER" The Admiral: "THE TWINK"

[@greatvalue_ethelcain]

Did someone say development?😂

[@gfox9295]

I can't wait till we see who the General picks.

[@senselesslibraa]

@@greatvalue_ethelcain dope username

[@codymiller6172]

g fox My guess: Jason Momoa playing the sisters’ lumberjack cousin whom ends up, in the end, getting his sleeves shot off, as well as the buttons on his flannel shirt, flashing his buff torso. It’ll end with the General choosing, “THE BEARRR!!!”

[@kenyamooreswhitefridge]

@@gfox9295 it'll be a really strong girl.

[@rosedempsey9006]

The version of John in his proper era where god didn’t forget to flip the switch

[@user-km9bx3gf3z]

I have found the perfect KZbin comment

[@chynnavindiola58]

😍😍😍I hope I get to go to the wedding in the ship when the admiral and him get hitched

[@roseJ96]

But this way a very silly person.

[@enbybunny9940]

THE TWINNKKKK

[@neegas3490]

😭

[@peanutsthesquirrel5225]

I feel like Lin Manuel Miranda casting himself as Hamilton (meaning every female character lusts after him) has the same energy as John casting himself as a hot gay guy

[@m4ryslibrary]

he actually wanted to play burr but *you are very correct*

[@MRK152d]

and the admiral radiates CRAZY Captain Von Trapp energy

[@BananasAndChickens]

Lin always wanted to be in musicals so he just made one to be in it like in the heights and Hamilton lol.

[@peanutsthesquirrel5225]

@@MRK152d yessss

[@peanutsthesquirrel5225]

@@BananasAndChickens I also want to be in a musical but, unlike Lin, I’m not talented enough to write one *cries in not talentedness*

[@adonutasimpledonut9713]

Finally, John's accepted that he in fact *is* the rocking twink to go down on.

[@e.9874]

hey i mean a twink can go down on a twink

[@mimics7037]

@@e.9874 you didnt have to be right

[@martinrotvig]

He’s too old. Twinks caps off at the age of 30. Being a twink only last for about 15 years.

[@hamstersarentharmlessss1326]

What would Lenard Bernstein do?

[@martinrotvig]

cat boy luckily you can still enjoy 10-15 years afterwards if you go twunk, just requires a gym membership.

[@braxtynbirrell7683]

John Mulaney, america's favorite party bottom

[@greatvalue_ethelcain]

Braxtyn Birrell *pass-around party bottom

[@shakulmalhotra]

World's*

[@Chlo255]

mine??@@shakulmalhotra

[@carlos-ricardochambers8486]

"..that's a boa constrictor'" "OOHH..well so it is .. i thought it was a pash-MINA." Aidy's priceless delivery really sells this skit.

[@treymarks4122]

Yes, Aidy's delivery is everything!

[@neegas3490]

😭

[@sams_not_here]

only Aidy can break Kate

[@ermguitar2052]

@@sams_not_here Kate can break Kate.

[@galaxypedestalfan]

“Why this is a suicide note!”

[@brodypenn]

I watched this with my dad and when Beck yelled “the twink!” I laughed but he didn’t so I stopped and pretended to not know what a twink was.

[@ofyarnandhooks]

lucky you. my mom has not stopped calling john mulaney a "pass around party bottom" since she saw this skit

[@pyro4206]

Please my parents would change the channel instantly.

[@damunaik4]

@@pyro4206 What's a twink?

[@no_peace]

@@ofyarnandhooks Hahajaha i laughed out loud

[@mysticalkeyblade759]

@@damunaik4 a gay skinny man with no body hair

[@MsGrapeNehi]

Kate and Aidy together are fire. Every single time.

[@justincoleman3805]

Really? You mean how they weren’t funny and they stumbled over their lines?

[@peachesandcream4897]

What-If Machine Love them in this sketch! Hope they do another.

[@RaulsLife]

I like seeing them together in sketches

[@dildonius]

That's why they're writing partners.

[@dildonius]

@@justincoleman3805 Except for the part where literally nobody "stumbled over their lines."

[@Daisuash]

I never thought i would hear the words "PASS AROUND PARTY BOTTOM" on SNL.

[@buzzyboo3837]

Honestly. Not that surprising. Nothing is that surprising when John Mulaney is involved.

[@decoydamsel]

I could watch these two try to kill each other and mispronounce words for hours.

[@haleyfisher2095]

I thought it was a pashmiNAH

[@herlastvoyage]

Somebody needs to make a movie of them already

[@rachelladue1572]

they should do an adaption of spy vs spy as these characters, they dont even really need plot just vague explanations like there are here for what's motivating them to destroy each other this time

[@koolkat-hq5xc]

Honestly I thought that was going to be the whole thing and I was so ready to watch it all

[@aionlover3981]

The fact that Mulaney is the gayest straight guy ever, makes this 100000% funnier. Kate and Aidy are also hilarious.

[@james25duckie3]

Me, a gay whose been obsessed/in love with John Mulaney for multiple years: John: *does this*

[@FreezingmoonDSBM]

Saaame

[@alamunez]

* who’s (who has)

[@justincoleman3805]

*Same.

[@girliboi]

ya...he knows

[@jamies5621]

He knows EXACTLY what he's done

[@ethanpolley1085]

Why did no one laugh at “and you’re looking lovely in our dead fathers pearls”

[@ArtistAllanWest]

I was thinking the same thing... while choking on my milk.

[@thisisme4074]

i dont get the joke tbh

[@TheHmongol]

@@thisisme4074 their dad was possibly gay too

[@Fluffy-Angel-wings]

Homosexuality runs in the family​@@TheHmongol

[@jessmstephens]

I'm so happy for John Mulaney that 20 years later, he finally found a reason to tear away a pair of tear-away pants.

[@gabriellaadiaz]

Jessica Stephens i’m glad i’m not the only one who thought that!!

[@goosesatan]

Context for unfortunate me?

[@jessmstephens]

@@goosesatan In The Top Part, he talks about being on his high school basketball team despite being terrible. There was a trend at the time of pants with snaps at the knee so they could be converted to shorts. (Full disclosure: I am the same age as John Mulaney, and if those are still around, I HAVE NO IDEA. They were novel and exciting in the '90s.) At one point in the bit, Mulaney says, "You have no idea how embarassing it is to have a pair of tear-away pants, with no reason to tear them away."

[@izzyobrien1081]

playing a twink sailor from the 1950s is what john was born to do

[@MelissaNgai]

The tall child is finally in his element

[@solarsb8312]

I agree. The tall child is where he belongs

[@LeAlejx]

He does have feminine hips

[@bongophone]

@@LeAlejx no don't say that, that's the thing he's sensitive about!

[@matt-ek4rz]

He's just burning the candle at both ends

[@greatvalue_ethelcain]

matt In this context it sounds like a euphemism/metaphor, but idk what for 😂

[@mythloverb5931]

1950s sisters vs oblivious attractive sibling has become my favorite genere of SNL

[@mattchooo5670]

when did our pesky little brother get gay-HOT

[@greatvalue_ethelcain]

Kardz22 *My father was in the Navy.*

[@neegas3490]

😭

[@unclewiley1986]

@@greatvalue_ethelcain wait a minute...*so was mine*

[@greatvalue_ethelcain]

Perri Swirl *You’re My Best Friend starts playing*

[@somebodyweird3542]

Ben Bennett immediately having a gay panic to seeing John mulany is something that happened in reality and no one can tell me otherwise

[@komalahayes1535]

Here, here...😏

[@Betillo-Joestar]

The sailor with the feminine hips did a great job

[@absolutelynot8823]

“No!! That’s the thing I’m sensitive about!!!!” -John

[@swaggyfelix7243]

You mean proud Asian American woman who’s a sailor

[@whatthefl0ck]

HE'S SENSITIVE ABOUT THAT!

[@sosansational]

THAT’S THE THING THIS PROUD ASIAN AMERICAN WOMAN IS SENSITIVE ABOUT!!!

[@wendymccoy1093]

Julian walks in like "everyone get out of my way. I just want to feed my birds."

[@wendymccoy1093]

@Jessamyn Rising I'm so happy someone finally got it!

[@BrandonLandon21]

I love how they kept this skit going after j.lo did the sketch

[@canaisyoung3601]

I didn't think people liked the J. Lo one, but I guess if it was funny enough to do another one, then it is funny (or maybe the writers thought it'd be better with John Mulaney).

[@tinaloye2014]

Canais Young BRUV that was really funny with j lo

[@kaiite]

yeah it's not really funny without an actor that's ridiculously hot

[@seansilence2697]

I like it actually lol I want them do keep doing these

[@tombuell1142]

Weird... almost like it's a recurring sketch.

[@EulalioMagana]

“Even I find that annoying” “I know, I am basically half way there”

[@rmb6037]

That weirds me out since they're supposed to be siblings

[@PunkHime89]

I love that! 😂

[@pulpsatire]

John, in an old-timey sketch? Never would have thought. Edit: These replies are a mess lol.

[@hydrasaurandre]

Really? They did like 3 just tonight.

[@mashitandsmashit]

@@hydrasaurandre And-a-woosh!

[@jakeengb]

Hydrasaur 🛫🧑🏼 wooooosh

[@kevindube7096]

What if @Hydrosaur is being purposefully obtuse and _you all are the ones_ being woooooooshed?

[@David-xn9mu]

the levels of irony in the responses are imploding

[@batzvidzacc6738]

Beck Bennett’s “AWOOGA” moments are impeccable and I think that deserves more attention 1:29 1:59 2:23

[@cellytron]

"AWOOGA" 🤣🤣

[@kaamelsim17]

The looks he makes from 2:09 to 2:23 is a whole bouquet of awooga 😂

[@williamstaude]

HELLLOOO SAILLORRR

[@nugget1044]

@@williamstaudehahahagagoogadudha

[@tumblingartist]

xD

[@Scipio488]

This skit made me gay. Which is something, because I was ALREADY gay before, but this retroactively became the cause.

[@keepitsmooth9498]

Scipio Garling best comment of the video so far 😂

[@sage_in_palmmall5301]

gay squared

[@desired_war]

LOL

[@beatricefox937]

I’ve had so many gay awakenings at this point it’s not even funny

[@aminishnamedvaati]

​@beatricefox937 glad to know im not the only one to keep having gay awakenings despite already knowing.

[@MinifridgeOfCola]

HELLO SAILOR! Will always be an iconic line

[@Phenomenal_KazBot]

Yes

[@lunabear]

No one: Not a soul: Mulaney: manhandles lollipop *sideways*

[@justincoleman3805]

You: used tired format to tell bad joke.

[@castor9683]

For the love of all pass around party bottoms stop using this awful meme format!

[@rm3088]

Justin Coleman when?

[@spadesandaces4543]

3:50 the “undress me gun” 😂😂 I love their logic I genuinely thought Bro was about to get turned the Swiss cheese

[@Magnus-m4b]

You can tell there trying not to laugh 😂

[@nischalprajapati6157]

"pass around party bottom"? someone in the writers' room has been listening to race chaser

[@madzness19]

Nischal Prajapati thats what I said!

[@bluehornet632]

Sweet summer child. Its been a term for decades.

[@leirezalakain2836]

Salute!

[@jboww2121]

willam and alaska would be proud

[@braxton8189]

Jeffrey Moran realness

[@heyy8074]

2:19 the sound of john's knees popping is satisfying

[@盧璘壽로인수]

mood

[@hectorarredondo6929]

00:19: the admiral has never taken a wife or a girlfriend Me: well he’s shy John Mulaney enters and Admiral: hello sailor Me: ahh makes sense now

[@SuperLadyDanger]

My thought was, “could he be gay”. Then Mulaney showed up and I thought, “yeah me, got it in one!”

[@aquament]

My first thought was that he's gay, lol

[@lj.853]

My first thought was career-oriented...

[@lindseysquire8417]

That was me. I was like, "Oh, he's one of those guys who doesn't have time for love or he's shy or something" then John walked in and I was like 'ah, that explains it'.

[@royaltyofarson9959]

1:20 amazing moment

[@EmmaGemma]

i’m SO GLAD they did another one of these 😂😂😂

[@liferestarter2.043]

Hella worth it

[@MrOneNye]

Lol yea lol the idea of a penis head covered in poop, cracks me up. I'm glad girls understand hahaha

[@Pablito46]

First one was better though.

[@jrg305]

@@MrOneNye get a tushy bidet or a shower douche and welcome to gay sex in the 21st century. I'm clean and ready to go all the time ;)

[@matthewcurlee6661]

I don't think @@MrOneNye understands how gays have sex

[@wheezord]

1:55 "No, no, I got promoted." "Oh really, to what?" "pass around party bottom" fellas, guess who's joining the navy

[@marbellaelle7637]

“ When did our pesky little brother get gay hot” IM DYING 😂😂😂

[@francesatty7022]

3:55 john mulaney wondering what the fuck hes doing

[@winx123rocks]

i guess he woke up that morning, looked himself in the mirror and said "what would leonard bernstein do?"

[@agnimitrasarkar6359]

Hahahahaha

[@hunniepie6380]

(very mildly) “pass around party bottom” fuckin SENT me dude

[@alexisd5514]

I expected John to come out in Jennifer Lopez’s dress and a wig but this is good too.

[@finleyforevermore]

I love how Aidy says "suicide note" and Kate's reaction to the snake. Also the gibberish at 1:09.

[@joeanimationsxd6342]

“Sister, here’s a mint.” Hmmmm, definitely not a bomb.

[@civil_villain]

I feel like they should have extinguished the fuse...

[@jdez10]

It was funnier when they said it.

[@FatNorthernBigot]

It was a "petard"... The classic cartoon old timey bomb

[@telikaandfam]

not hot garbage tho lol

[@angelkaiju]

The phrase “pass around party bottom” had me screaming

[@EMBEEAY]

The “even I found that annoying” didn’t work a second time but it was still just as amazing 😭

[@seansilence2697]

I think the first time was improvised lol

[@Minecraftian2345432]

Well, he is her brother. So that's probably the joke now. Incestous feelings vs homosexuality feelings.

[@oabuseer]

Agreed. The one with J Lo was hilarious. This one was good but not as good

[@ombrenightcores]

Sean Silence that wasn’t as funny but “I’m basically half there” was

[@JaneDoe-tc8to]

This is what would have happened if John’s dad never told him about Leonard Bernstein

[@DevilishGamer1010]

John-“ I keep getting taller but I’m down for anything” Me- *Laughs so hard to the point everyone tells me to shut up*

[@karmabum21]

that line was genius

[@SergioKoolhaas]

The Admiral: *Almost busts his nut*

[@will.i.kiwalla]

Beck Bennet pointing at John Mulaney and screaming "THE TWINK" is all I never knew I needed in life

[@chareliza5259]

seeing john dressed like the era he is supposed to come from is so satisfying

[@roberttysec4122]

I feel like Aidy and Kate aren’t in enough sketches together, I love how they play off each other.

[@dimitravasileiadou9771]

Did they just call John a twink? My life is complete

[@MattBellStL]

I love that this sketch is two distinct sets of jokes. “Why that’s an anvil.” “Why so it is. I thought it was a beret.”

[@nicholaswetzel7119]

The looks on both of their faces when Aidy pulled out the boa were priceless 😂

[@SirEriol]

If "Pass Around Party Bottom" was an actual rank, I would enlist to the marine and never come back. You know. For my country.

[@KSP30]

😂

[@codacolvin9868]

THIS DESERVES MORE LIKES JDUDUFBUIFF BLESS YOUR HEART

[@komalahayes1535]

And I would applaud you for it 😄

[@nunyabiznes33]

It is a patriotic duty!

[@LookAtDisCoolFlower]

For AMERICA 🇺🇸 🫡

[@Username38472]

"Sister you're lookin chilly,why don't you put on this scarf!" * Both giggles* "That's a boa constrictor!" "Oohh so it is!I thought it was a pashmiNAH!" I love these two

[@LeAlejx]

03:21 God damnit that "aaahhaa" got me ded

[@dkhgr]

"I thought it was a pashmiNA!" The way aidy says that is so damn funny!

[@thefantasticjames]

I could just watch them passing deadly items back and forth for the whole sketch.

[@TheWeeklyFangirl]

Why do I get the feeling that this sketch was John's idea?

[@alexrathbun5778]

he knows what we want

[@christmastiger]

I have a feeling he uses these hosting gigs as opportunities to pitch sketches that Seth Meyers denied when John was a writer there

[@seansilence2697]

Honestly I think that Kate and Aidy wrote it. Because I'm pretty sure they wrote the one with JLo too

[@mrj.kottari8453]

@@alexrathbun5778 ⁷

[@GCWeber]

​@@seansilence2697 My guess is that it went something like this: "Alright, so Aidy and Kate want to do a new version of the Corporal skit, while John wants to do a skit where he plays a gay world war II sailor, but we only have room for one old timey movie ski- WAIT I GOT IT"

[@jesuispapillon]

“no no, i got promoted.” “really? to what? “pass-around party bottom!”

[@miledith555]

Everyone is focusing on John but can we appreciate Kate saying "hoondadoondadoo", that was unecessarily funny.

[@ombrenightcores]

2:31 “Would you mind giving us a moment alone?” “Uh, good idea,” _Ohhhh, I just got that_

[@kohlraedirectioner]

1:58 the idea that he sees "pass-around party bottom" as a _rank_ that he got _promoted_ to 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 2:09 measuring himself against the wall turning into going on his knees for the admiral and declaring homself to be "down for anything" 🥵🥵🥵 3:37 "Even _I_ find _that_ 'annoying'." "I mean, I'm halfway there!" Girls! That's your _brother_ ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@somegirle0nthe1nternet48]

4:07 enough said

[@minarow4038]

every time you see kate and aidy together it is IMMACULATE

[@emma-xt5iy]

Did anyone else hear john’s knees audibly pop when he was leaning against the wall

[@JimiLaPointe]

Emma McBride no! Time code?

[@octodaddy1602]

@@JimiLaPointe 2:18

[@lexagarvey6419]

Oh god I just heard it

[@joyphil4399]

@@octodaddy1602 oh jesus that's unholy

[@irenehickey8668]

Omg i thought i was the only one!

[@hollywoodshopaholic]

Beck Bennett is a legitimately good actor, I'd love to see him in a serious Oscar drama

[@skylarpenney5259]

He was literally the best. I miss seeing him on SNL.

[@mh9545]

Was a little shocked that I heard someone on network television describe themself as a pass around party bottom. On the other hand it would be almost inexcusable to omit that from this sketch.

[@baldmitzvah]

“Pass-around party bottom” OH MY GODDDD

[@ToddHowar.d]

3:33 the sound you make when you get a prostate exam

[@lukacunningham342]

That’s ironic, a while ago, Mulaney got a prostate exam

[@thatonememer69]

@@lukacunningham342he got that 4 years ago. Or at least he told the joke four years ago.

[@enevy3165]

1:99

[@deborahcornell171]

Got a kick out of Kate stumbling over "boa constrictor" & Aidy's "I thought it was a pashiMAH". Always love her line delivery!💙

[@terrimoran4428]

To John Mulaney, What would Leonard Bernstein do? Sincerely, Your Dad

[@anyamarquardt2452]

SNL is really out here confirming the theory that John Mulaney is immortal and I am here for it

[@Paracertherium233]

1:58 My second dream job behind urban planner, and then third is biochemist.

[@naamamazor2586]

In our dead fathers pearls hahah

[@dananabread6632]

The comedic timing on this skit is EVERYTHING

[@becky2933]

Well that’s a rockin’ twink if I’ve ever seen one

[@massimosquecco203]

They are at their best when they play together! I can possibly never be tired by them, but the guys are also great so, praises to them all.

[@liferestarter2.043]

This was so worth John Mulaney hosting for a third time

[@ChıId_Øf_Apøllø]

Ok but “THE TW!NK” got me man 💀😂

[@fungalhog]

my therapist: dont worry, sailor twink john mulaney isnt real, he cant hurt you sailor twink john mulaney:

[@pleasehelpizzi1771]

aidy: why that's an actual bomb Kate: OH well wondahrdrbrgerer

[@piratesrule333]

Them saying “sister” is giving hocus pocus

[@Mobile-ef8yz]

"No no, I got promoted" "Really to what?" "Pass around party bottom" Admiral: Annndd it's up again, and now I learned something about myself!

[@dananabread6632]

"it looks like i got taller but i'm *down* for anything" THIS SKIT HAS SO MANY ZINGERS

[@maddie-ye1js]

john fluttering his eyelashes when he lowered himself against the wall- acting 😂

[@binx414]

3:37 holy hell that delivery was good

[@mikekhim5491]

This is why “is John Mulaney bull?” The third most googled question about him.

[@ComicsLegend]

The "Rear" Admiral

[@SynthMusicWorld]

The Rear Admiral tends to spend his time on the poop deck.

[@burbankerr44687]

the admiral: THE TWINK john: 😮

[@christiankrenek7689]

I love these characters so much, and am happy they came back! And John Mulaney makes a perfect addition (every gay guy I know, myself included, finds him gay hot). Aidy and Kate steal the show, though, and you can tell they’re having a blast. :D

[@lilianjohnson2532]

and bisexual/pansexual peeps*

[@itswherethecomedycomesin8864]

Ah yes, the many categories of beauty: pretty, handsome, beautiful, and gay-hot