The Amazing Poundland Box | Ashens

[@joelberlakovich8148]

You know, for literally a decade now I have watched you kneeling at the same couch, with the same affect, reviewing some variation of the same tat... and I have never gotten tired of it. Stay fresh, cheese bag.

[@SweetBaybeeVee]

Chef excellence approves

[@jimi_jams]

An excellent format.

[@GeorgiaGeorgette]

Beautiful. That could make a sad onion smile.

[@jonathanb1]

I find his couch vids cosy for some reason, no homo.

[@ricksanchezsflask8794]

The couch must go into a museum should Ashens ever die or decide to redecorate.

[@rino.z]

If they don’t make a t-shirt that says “i’ll be taking you to poundland tonight” i’ll riot

[@maxscardanelli6185]

Rino Same here man.

[@pickybitch2707]

Rino *We ride at dawn! Who’s with me!*

[@geri_with_a_g]

@@pickybitch2707 I'm with you

[@GGiblet]

I'm rolling over here😂

[@reb6453]

Same

[@SwiftyStardust]

I love how the larger mug broke the smaller one at the end. SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST

[@bland9876]

Just proves you really get your money's worth when you spend that extra pound

[@SlippySnakes]

The weak should fear the strong

[@sirspookybones1118]

Survival of the shittest

[@gmac5112]

Pound for pound the £2 mug won

[@brucegoatly]

At least the smaller mug will fit inside the larger one now.

[@miffedakko9312]

Conspiracy theory: the poundland goodies box was literally created for stuart because it has his unofficial catchphrase "what more could you want" on it

[@notkuro2519]

Please god say this is true

[@OlEgSaS32]

Nah, his catchphrase is "piss-arse", and sometimes "innit"

[@gimmecat6251]

@@OlEgSaS32 "From our new best friends at ___" "Everything a growing boy needs"

[@JeddtheJedi]

"Oh my giddy aunt"

[@kingjames4886]

@@OlEgSaS32 all british people say innit...

[@Karmy.]

It's like they were specifically targeting Ashens with that "For Poundland's no. 1 fan!" tagline

[@raymondpjoyce]

The "what more could you want" is defo a very ashens phrase Perhaps there's a cheeky ashens fan in the marketing team

[@spicybeantofu]

Thought the same thing.

[@Nytephyre]

Also, "What more could you want"? Stuart says it all the time.

[@DarciousMaluki]

for me it was the "What more could you want?" line.

[@moonman375]

after so many years there's no way someone in pundland hasnt picked up on it

[@farhadinho9]

2:04 I literally laughed out loud when stuart said he has a Poundland uniform someone sent him! Give this man the "No.1 Poundland fan" medal now!!!

[@SleepNeed]

My thoughts at the end: “That £1 mug’s actually surprisingly high qual-“ **smaller mug handle breaks clean off clinking with larger one** “That’s more like it.”

[@HudieJun]

Yup "high quality"

[@Lewrid]

At least now it'll fit in the giant mug.

[@WhiteWolf496]

I didn't even see that at first 🤣🤣

[@LeeDee5]

It's not 'incinerating My Little Pony blind bag items' level, but it'll do. It'll do.

[@user-uv2cp1qd1j]

THE WEAK SHOULD FEAR THE STRONG

[@Gleamiarts]

Imagine a pair of booty shorts that say "amazing value every day"

[@dagaspadini]

I wish!

[@moi5219]

Or Poundland

[@nikamota]

@@moi5219 😆

[@stefan_c.76]

That would be smart and cheeky.

[@chucheeness7817]

"It's like poundland is becoming more meta" And you, Ashens, are part of that meta. "For poundland's #1 fan" - - They know!

[@jamesbarnousky1270]

At this point, they really should just print "Dear Ashens" at the top of every box.

[@M-1996A1]

I will not be convinced that they didn’t make the box specifically for this video to happen.

[@niwatorimeat]

There’s a group of Poundland employees somewhere, smiling in joy as they watch this.

[@ge2719]

I wouldnt be surprised if this was the only one that exist.

[@jk9554]

I mean, it _does_ say "for Poundland's #1 fan" right on the box...

[@htcmlcrip]

They should just stick ashens logo instead lol I get more people will be tempted to buy that

[@RodBeauvex]

@@jk9554 They even used the phrase "What more could you want?".

[@bunnybismuth]

You realize, Stuart, that they did this largely for you.

[@aturchomicz821]

Wait really?

[@seymourkrelborn4780]

@@aturchomicz821 "For Poundland's #1 Fan" "What more could you want?"

[@ricksanchezsflask8794]

They did it only for him. In fact, they only made one box and placed it squarely on display in the front of the store so he would see it.

[@CaptainKronk]

Yah I kinda thought so to

[@CaptainKronk]

Like they were thinking well we are getting free advertising from this ashens guy less pander to him a bit

[@DiceRobo]

It's like a collectors addition for the Ashens game that never was.

[@JasonZakrajsek]

MrGurt *Edition

[@AstralPhnx]

Gamer Archive Sugar Cookie dude

[@ScumSookar]

*edition

[@tedioustotoro4885]

The collector’s edition of the Spongebob: Battle of Bikini Bottom actually does come with socks

[@ZaJaClt]

Hes figured Stuart out, or should i say Mr Jr Poundland

[@lhaviland8602]

"I'm not planning to die for at least three weeks" Boy that spice advent calendar sure is taking its toll.

[@cottonsquab9504]

"this mug costs £1" is like a default texture used in early source mods

[@TorutheRedFox]

lol

[@calebgray7782]

This {texture} costs £1

[@cottonsquab9504]

@@calebgray7782 a magenta and black checkered mug Edit: said cyan at first because I'm stupid

[@krel7160]

@@cottonsquab9504 Alright, who forgot to install counterstrike source again?

[@stancastan]

"You need the Half Life 2 episodes installed in order to fix the missing assets"

[@SierraEire]

Now you can’t troll the Poundland staff by asking “how much is this?”

[@Hazelcake]

You say troll, they say unoriginal boring joke. Falls in the category of done to death like "Would you like sugar with that?" "No thanks, I'm sweet enough ;)"

[@TeamBelmont91]

Nor proceed to smash said troll's face off with a golf club for asking, as Ashens said once upon a time. Ah, popstations the one day, 150 year old olives and poundland boxes the next, how time flies. :')

[@LieseFury]

@@Hazelcake That's nothing compared to "Oh it won't scan, guess it must be free"

[@TeamBelmont91]

@@LieseFury In Canada, that'd be a clause for "scanning codes & practices", I think.

[@NonMeaCulpa]

Pfft, like that's going to stop me.

[@Banananoms]

The comedy that is the big mug breaking the small mug at the end. Perfection.

[@ricksanchezsflask8794]

Big mug rules all! *ALL HAIL BIG MUG!!!!*

[@rethromono8754]

I love how the handle broke off at the end.

[@jozefik1259]

You monster...

[@Suraht]

At least now it'll fit in the bigger mug.

[@AgentOrange96]

It didn't look purposeful at all, but he didn't even seem at all phased by it. An excellent destruction

[@IrishKeshiHead]

@@Suraht True.. I got myself a large Sports Direct mug and i think that it's the same size as the poundland mug.

[@Boxygirl96]

There’s always a bigger fish

[@Valentina-ho5qz]

“Im not planning to die for at least 3 weeks” *this video was uploaded 3 weeks ago*

[@alissataylor8461]

Valentina 😂

[@ricksanchezsflask8794]

STUART!!! NOOOOO!!!!

[@michaelsegal3558]

Valentina I thought he said 4 weeks

[@BunniMonster]

Handle flies off at the end.. That Poundland quality we all know and love.

[@ccggenius]

I mean, he hit the mug with another mug...

[@BunniMonster]

@@ccggenius With all the force of a fruitfly's queef, while slowed down by hitting the sofa first and the badge cushioning the impact...

[@Sirdeathvids]

Does the mug have a wonderful sound, strange shape now?

[@notkuro2519]

@@BunniMonster "With all the force of a fruitfly's queef" is probably my favorite string of words I've ever heard uttered by any man.

[@Nostalgianerd]

Could you pop that Chives note on my desk pls. Knew I needed something.

[@lanspectre3417]

Me: I wonder if the small mug fits in the bigger one Ashens: Delivers

[@LeviathanRX]

It'll fit even better now that the handle has been removed

[@mynameisnotcory]

“Fancy a trip to Poundland?” Thats a shirt.

[@ShakeItLittleTina]

“Poundland Makeover” would’ve been a perfect format for Barshens

[@aquaticplantsavage6625]

Your voice reminds me of a time when KZbin didn't suck

[@gnbman]

Stuart's entire life has been leading to this moment.

[@maxscardanelli6185]

gnbman *Stuart.

[@camerontechstuffs]

I've been watching this channel for 10 years and it still amazes me that Ashens hasn't changed a single thing about the way he makes videos, just constant quality tat reviews.

[@Elle-if3lt]

I had no idea they sold big Poundland boxes: I thought they had just sent you a present 😂

[@Karmy.]

Same

[@grimTales1]

Yeah me too xD

[@sinead6089]

I think it’s a new thing. I saw they also did a ‘box of sass’ one with the same items but in mostly pink with ‘sass’ designs and text xx

[@aceisking]

Poundland here we wanted to be subtle I wanted "TO STUART ASHEN THIS IS ONLY FOR YOU" but subtle

[@kbhasi]

I won't be surprised if the management at Poundland watches Ashens videos…

[@rodakscreens]

"I'm not planning on dying for at least three weeks" caught me so off guard

[@boeingnz]

7:39 mug 1 pound mouse pad 1 pound Sock and coaster 1 pound Pen, pencils etc 1 pound That's just 4 pounds, mate.

[@t3asolutions]

I was about to send this to Stuart as well and then I saw your post. I can't believe more people didn't notice this.... It seems that Stuart was probably using the poundland calculator...

[@Roadent1241]

Coaster is a seperate thing to the socks I would have thought? XP Or the pens and pencils being separate things.

[@maighstir3003]

Yes, but he valued the socks and coaster at 50p each, or 1£ together.

[@Roadent1241]

@@maighstir3003 *£1. Sign comes before the number with us.

[@ricksanchezsflask8794]

There is another pound that they give you prior to leaving the shop. 😏

[@ordelian7795]

You've got to hurry on back to Dan's house for tomorrows Advent Calendar.

[@neilomac]

THE SPICE MUST FLOW

@@neilomac He who controls the Spice controls the advent calendars.

[@OptimusSledge]

Better than 99.9% of the mystery boxes Ashens has reviewed.

[@Evilnicko]

I actually needed green onions, not chives . Thanks a lot Ashens.

[@Dad.................]

As it happens, I am in dire need of chives. I'll have my mate pick up the fridge note later, thanks Ashens.

[@annother3350]

You guys are just chive-talking

[@bigpurpleflower2185]

You think you've got problems, I need scallions! :'O

[@taze-1106]

When you took the sticker off and said you could give it as a gift I thought you were still talking about the sticker

[@projectaos5506]

Same

[@morgankurowski3012]

Never thought I’d see the sports direct mug dethroned

[@jasminappleby779]

I think the sports direct mug will always be king

[@morgankurowski3012]

The King is dead long live the King

[@jack456000]

They definitely took Ashens into consideration before making this

[@daleisbald]

Love ashens. Always good when its 2am, completely stoned and need a good giggle X

[@xin2943]

"Ouu free stains" Wouldn't get that with a £1 mug.

[@CaptNSquared]

You broke the mug with the other mug at the end. Now does this mean Poundland mugs are high quality or low quality...

[@JackTheDeergal]

Yes.

[@IanC14]

Both

[@IsesoneuBorja]

Neither. Poundland mugs just are

[@mbpoblet]

@@IsesoneuBorja Well, no, the smaller one very much _isn't,_ after being obliterated by the larger one.

[@notkuro2519]

It means that the big one is bigger.

[@RadialSkid]

Nice to see Poundland still hasn't learned the difference between "everyday" and "every day."

[@fastclawfuzzydragon]

"Oooh, free stains!" 😁😂🤣

[@paulpusey43]

I am glad you have made a nice video on Poundland. A lot of families on the breadline rely on the shop for their daily needs. Respect My Man and keep up the good work

[@unixfreak]

8:23 I really hope one day, poundland ask you to do some voices for their self scanning tills. I'd literally piss myself in their store.

[@Roadent1241]

I'd go back and buy another thing just to record that voice coming out of a self-checkout~

[@bredbaag]

I went to a poundland once that had Yoda helping me at the self checkout

[@arto9775]

@@bredbaag yeah same and it wasn't even Halloween or anything lol

[@TUGamerTM]

@@bredbaag yeah same here! A PoundLand in Weymouth I believe

[@mooncake6263]

omg - i remember watching you when i was younger, you were hilarious and loved watching you! finally found you again - WHAT A BLESSING! xxx

[@DADeathinacan]

The £2 mug is angry. It must be, for it tore off the handle of the £1 mug.

[@Sirdeathvids]

A mug got mugged by a larger mug

[@exmaarmaca]

The 2 pound mug played doom 2016 and now feels like the mugslayer.

It's a mug smash mug world.

[@kinglsddd4164]

I wouldn't be too happy either if someone tried to get inside me

[@AJPDing]

@@exmaarmaca Crack and smash until it is done

[@anndownsouth5070]

We had shops here in South Africa called R10 stores (10 rand store). But as with Poundland inflation got to it and now they are called Crazy stores.

[@Weareonenation303]

I genuinely thought Ashens photoshopped the "What more could you want?" on the thumbnail image.

[@neyoid]

Poundland has gone off the deep end with this

[@FourPartFox]

"What more could you want?" Are... *Are they watching this channel??*

[@MrDachshund99]

Brilliant, my night is made. Have a good one Stuart!

[@rossi180]

Ashens literally is Poundlands #1 fan

[@EIDimension]

*When you pound a poundland mug with a poundland mug*

[@luishion]

The handle broke off the little mug...could have put it in the larger mug

[@T4silly]

Holy shit. They did it, they really went and it did it.

[@bentramer682]

Oh you silly thing

[@Nytephyre]

"Ooh free stains"! I love you Stuart. Never change, man. Super excited to see your next film as well!

[@AJ-dx6bn]

Yay finally Poundland give you some credits after those years of free advertisements

[@Enigma141]

"Buy more chives" Truly those are words to live by.

[@darthsnarf]

i want to see a pondland f1 livery. "Not everything costs a pound, including this f1 car"

[@migoabuel27]

Williams probably needs every sponsor they can get so maybe them

[@scrungycat407]

@@migoabuel27 Not every driver costs a pound, except this one.

[@rae4772]

I want a sound byte of you saying "yay" so unhappilly as a phone notifacation ringer.

[@Ironman1o1]

Well, I guess that pound mug is gonna fit in the two pound mug now.

[@pauldavid167]

Where have you been all my KZbin life? A random channel find but quite frankly, one of the funniest. That battery acid tinned fermented fish though. Kill me now.

[@malice926]

How did I know that smaller mug was going to lose its handle by the end of the video.

[@spicybeantofu]

Cause poundland?

[@Okay-vz3qw]

U read comments?

[@cha0ticneutralbigs]

I feel like as an Australian it’s wild to me that things like Poundland and dollar tree exist and everything inside is a dollar, with have “2 dollar shops” here but things are actually 2 dollars or more, sometimes less, but typically old stock or cheaply made or knockoffs, I feel like the convenience factor is there for the idea of a whole store where everything is 2 dollars but the Aussie dollar is pretty worthless especially in the economic crisis we are having, way before the economic crisis you could find 2 dollar stores and most of the candy of small things at the front of shop where 2 dollars but that hasn’t been a thing since I was a kid, also they are all usually independently owned and not a chain brand, it’s a shame we never really had those stores here, at least that I’m aware of

[@ibox55gaming]

As somebody who used to work in Poundland I need that mug so I can hit people with it whenever they say "what do you mean not everything is £1???"

[@sunpi]

Replacement for a toilet sounds good

[@WalcomS7]

I was expecting, "A Lego Samurai" said in an awkward way as the special prize.

[@Solidus_Edge]

My old buddy Sam Yurai

[@ronaldchaplin8094]

Oh wow Walcom watches Ashens!! We need lots more Tagback!

[@phoenixheart79]

"Also, giant mug!" *smashes regular mug*

[@Danc96x]

I personally use the giant sports direct mugs when I raid on wow

[@oneblacksun]

God, I have one.

[@lowen__]

Dedicated to game I see, welcome to the team.

[@MaidenViking_]

I forgot I even have one of those. They even shipped the free with international orders, so now one is in a cupboard in Norway :p

[@jjwp-ql5rv]

You mean a sports direct tea bucket.

[@leecroft1983]

I love that Poundland is even in on the joke of itself.

[@MGlBlaze]

A big mug with an equally tall bar-code. I've never seen one like that before. I suppose it would make scanning a bit easier, actually, but that was still rather amusing.

[@lovecastle7154]

Ashens can’t count £5 “That’s £3, so a pound left”

[@RekzysTheTitan]

Love Castle you can’t count either. It’s clearly 25p left.

[@Gozuma2]

I'll have to assume his math when calculating the value was intentionally wrong

[@yokab]

Small brain: remembering that you need to get chives Medium brain: writing a note on your phone to get chives Big brain: contacting Ashens who is 3536.9 km away from you to send you a written note that reminds you to buy chives

[@ellaswindley]

One Below is now the de-facto for everything costing less than a pound. The place is absolutely class.

[@caelanvandermeren9561]

I love your style still after all these years, Doctor Ashens.

[@stragulus]

Haha I don't see the Dollar Stores have these in their assortment. Would be a fun trade!

[@Clay3613]

Dollar Tree tends to have more big brands than Poundland.

[@jetlagmadman]

Gotta tell you Stuart, that "For Poundland's #1 Fan" thing made me think this was something they sent specifically to you and I was hype.

[@excitingmeat2159]

I swear they must be marketing straight at you.

[@welshdragon1736]

Notice how the box says "Fan" and NOT "Fans" as in plural Plus "What more could you want?" Is the phrase ashens uses widely throughout his poundland videos.

[@luxtenax9175]

A brand new Ashens video just as soon as I was dying of boredom!

[@CarrotConsumer]

I was actually dying.

[@Janinex98]

"Poundland's number one fan" needs to be added to Ashen's twitter bio

[@TheHylianBatman]

"But I'm not planning to die for at least 3 weeks" killed me. I want that 2 pound mug. That's delightful. So BIG, too, I could put ANYTHING in there!

[@Zizumia]

I imagine an episode of 'My Crazy Obsession' coming out about Ashens and his collection of Poundland merchandise.

[@cornsyruptrucker]

This is fantastic, but Stuart is probably the entire market for this stuff

[@luvz2reed]

They are literally quoting Ashens with "what more could you want?"

[@laurenjones8418]

Found your channel a couple of days ago and I’m completely obsessed! Such brilliant videos.

[@katlayton9585]

I think you are the main reason poundland is still in business

[@DiggingForFacts]

If Ashens does Poundland clothing, it would make sense to ask the Cheapshow lads on. Eli used to do the Poor Man's Cosplay so he's used to wearing tat and Paul's all Jackamo and Primark anyway. Plus they can do the 'matching couples thing' after which they'll probably have a bare knuckle match, so it'll all be a matching theme.

[@Marscow]

"Feel the poundlove." Ashens 2019

[@jackleadbetterworf]

It's every piece of tat you buy people for Christmas in one box, the perfect gift some might say

[@corncake4677]

By 2020’s Poundland will sell Ashens merch

[@ropzu1567]

A giant Poundland mug breaking other, inferior products with it's weight should be an official ad campaign for the company.

[@samwatson-tayler2805]

If any company was going to become the heir apparent to Loot Crate, it was always going to be Poundland.

[@otakuribo]

"I'm not planning to die for at least three weeks, so, far off into the future." this is exactly what I'm subscribed for

[@trippydrew8492]

"Oooooohh, free stains... Like it!"

[@starchild7843]

Poundland is getting free advertising with ashy boy here! Maybe they need to be a sponsor or at least send him a bunch of free stuff from many years of him reviewing mostly positive reviews, but can't have it perfect all the time or People will doubt how honest your review is and just saying good shit about the product because they are paying you, or giving you stuff! He does deserve compensation from them!

[@Whightknight16]

Mousepads still get use in my IT classes and they look super old

[@cherylmayhew8423]

My son said he loves your channel and he now wants this poundland box of stuff for xmas!!!

[@ohnoitschris]

I'm genuinely upset that Dollar Tree in the USA doesn't do this kinda thing

[@TheGreatestPlayerInTheWorld]

Omg its 2019 and im still watching Ashens christmas poundland videos 😂👍✅