The Amazing Spider-Man but it's always not his policy

I needed to write a description, but it's not my policy!

[@nicolassateler2449]

Me: "Can i get a pin?" Human Spider: "I missed the part where that's my policy"

[@YonyGut1MoviesandVideogames]

ME: ''I commented 1 HOUR before you did. How did *you* got the pin??'' NICOLASSATELER2449: ''NOT MY POLICY''

[@karllykos]

KZbin: Won't publish my comment. Me: "Implement a prompt that indicates what it is about any comment that is not fit to be published for all to view, instead of shadow banning them." KZbin (and other mainstream platforms): "Not my policy. Deal with it."

[@shaikyoushaf8586]

"That ain't my policy Boba!"

[@Jmgjgdjd5]

Rather like: The Human Spider: "Not my policy!"

[@broccolimaguire2119]

Nice policy. Did your husband give it to you?

[@TheHumanSpiderr]

Kids: "This isn't my problem" Men: "Not my policy" Legends: "I missed the part where that's my problem"

[@JAGISDAGOAT]

Haha

[@alvinalto-bm4nc]

😂 good one

[@Geesy69]

LOLLLL

[@PedroVictorPegoPego]

Accurate

[@the.chilers8577]

Exactly!.

[@charliecarroll-4249]

“I Won’t Venture to say exactly what it is that’s crawling up the north side of the Oscorp Tower but it clearly looks like your mom” that literally had me dead 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[@zombiekillo61704]

Same, I can't stop laughing

[@Nhabila_Cesaria_Ramlan]

Plot twist: it's Ursula's mom (Mr Ditkovich's wife)

[@charliecarroll-4249]

Ha!

[@lawrencefrost9063]

I rofled

[@smokinjoecool9370]

I'm right there with you 😄 That helicopter pilot threw us, all, a nice curve ball.

[@sameerpandit5071]

Mr. Ditkovich - “Give me rent.” Peter - “Not my Policy.”

[@Mr.Championator]

Bully Maguire - “You'll get your rent when you FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!!”

[@Nhabila_Cesaria_Ramlan]

Mr Ditkovich - Across The Rent Verse 😂😂

[@HMNCLunar]

Not paying rent to Mr. Ditkovich is a canon event.

[@SYDAirlineEnthusiast]

@@HMNCLunaryep. In insomniac, Peter fails to pay rent as well.

[@sameerpandit5071]

I love how Peter wrote “NOT MY POLICY” and Dr. Connors said “Extraordinary.” 😂😂😂

[@VAFranky]

I like how he wrote those large shaded in letters so quickly, thought it was just gonna be some sloppy writing.

[@THECAR99]

Your parents must be very proud

[@sameerpandit5071]

@@VAFrankyExactly !!!!! 😂😂

[@RyanSmith-qh7sr]

It made me laugh so hard, cause I knew it was coming😂

[@AntoniusReginaldus]

I think that was the highlight for me too.

[@ODBS_]

“We want TASM 3” Andrew & Sony: “Not my policy”

[@Mb10]

Sony

[@ODBS_]

@@Mb10yeah

[@rikhmjustsomeguywithmousta4971]

Only Sony

[@ssw7323]

Naah, It's only the Sony...They are busy creating fking Morbius

[@human2800]

Sony is not making TASM 3 cuz they're afraid to get bad reviews again.

[@nutellaninja4667]

Peter taking the time to write out “Not my policy” has me weak 😂

[@brightblackgrouse6236]

You were always weak

[@TheMultiverseofSpidey]

The way he put effort to wrote "NOT MY POLICY" It's made me burst out laughing lol.

[@sarahbostrom9358]

Gwen: "Help me Peter I'm falling" Peter: "Not my policy"

[@SYDAirlineEnthusiast]

Miguel O’Hara: Sorry Gwen. It would be against universe policy if he saved you as that would prevent a canon event from happening.

[@BRUCELEE-wt7hk]

I miss that part where that's my POLICY!

[@wheezerYT]

Teacher: "Don't make promises you can't keep, Mr. Parker." Peter: "Not my policy."

[@wheezerYT]

Teacher: "Sure, Mr. Parker - you're LATE, man, always LATE!"

[@SYDAirlineEnthusiast]

@@wheezerYTbully Maguire: You missed the part where that’s my problem.

[@ecikusu2057]

2020 Bully Maguire: I missed the part where that's my problem. 2023 Bully Garfield : Not my policy.

[@youngfox2186]

2026 Bully Holland: This isn't my problem

[@SYDAirlineEnthusiast]

2029 Bully Lowthenal: Why don’t you pop some more pills and tell me what’s really on your mind?

[@jamesm2078]

In some other universe: “You could’ve taken that guy apart, now he’s going to get away with my money.” “Not my policy.”

[@karthiksubramanian2279]

Dr. Octavious: "Intelligence is a gift, a privilege. You use it for the good of mankind. But you must also work hard" Peter: "NOT MY POLICY" Doc Ock: "I miscalculated"

[@Rembreiker_lychec9257]

You have to admit, that line is a step down from "I missed the part where that's my problem".

[@MyklesChannel]

I missed the part where that's The Human Spider's problem

[@SFarri145]

I not my policy’d the point where that’s not my policy.

[@Marrrrrko47]

Tbh i do kind of like it

[@yep1486]

fair, though each spiderman having their own version is a good thing

[@holdingpattern245]

And "he believed that if you could do good things for other people, you had a moral obligation to do those things, that's what's at stake here, not choice, responsibility" is a step down from "with great power comes great responsibility."

[@pedri_esp23]

"I missed the part where that's my policy" "Not my problem"

[@D4rkSupreme]

"Not my policy" 💀

[@Jahaangondwal]

"Not my policy" 💀

[@ks05782]

npc comments fr

[@milk9817]

1:06 Andrew: "How'd my hand get in there?"

[@crewcrew001]

0:37 the way he said " not my policy " to uncle Ben killed me 😂😂😂

[@talkingtomato1025]

Harry: Peter, I need Spider-Man’s blood Peter: Not my policy

[@trisong11]

Uncle Ben: With Great Power comes Great Responsibility Peter Parker: Not my Policy

[@Jonathan_Collins]

C. Thomas Howell: "Somebody help my kid - he's trapped!" Bully Garfield: "See ya, chump-----errrrr, *NOT MY POLICY* !"

[@wheezerYT]

You know, that looks very.....similar.

[@LuanAmorim1761]

@@wheezerYT you know, i'm something of a bully myself

[@wheezerYT]

@@LuanAmorim1761 -- What does that mean to you anyway?

[@mottom2657]

@@wheezerYT Everything!

[@wheezerYT]

@@mottom2657 -- Attaboy!

[@Basedbrawler]

Later on… Peter: *goes back in time to save Gwen* Miguel: IT’s A CANON EVENT BRO Peter: Not my policy

[@JJavier31rblx]

Miguel: **shoots peter** but it’s my policy.

[@Realshadow77]

Yeah, what this movie series really lacked was quotability. Didn't even know "not my policy" was something he said.

[@HMNCLunar]

So... You missed the part whe-

[@AndrewDembouski]

I missed the part where that’s my problem

[@captainbatman7613]

Bully Maguire: "I miss the part where that's my problem" Andrew: "Not my policy"

[@kebas239]

1:19 - That was smooth AF.

[@koza6371]

40 thousand years of evolution and we barely even tapped the vasteness of it's not my policy meme potential

[@billybutcher8083]

Goblin: can spiderman come out to play? Peter: not my policy

[@victordesouzasperduto]

1:36 this scene was indeed part of the canon

[@ShaneWasTaken]

Tom Spiderman: This isn’t my problem Andrew: not my policy

[@idk67999]

I Like The Part Where Peter Said "Not My Policy" And Not Policies All Over New York City

[@gogetyourverb]

"Not my policy" is the Great Value version of "I missed the part where that's my problem"

[@wheezerYT]

With Great Value comes great adaptability. It's a defense mechanism.

[@whyisblue923taken]

Walmart: "Good customer service is not my policy."

[@HMNCLunar]

Exactly as "Your father had a philosophy... It was a principle, really..."

[@AtheistPirate]

MJ: “I know you think we can’t be together, but can’t you respect me enough to let me make my own decision?” Peter: "Not my policy."

[@SYDAirlineEnthusiast]

Bully Maguire: I am going to put some dirt in your eye for hurting my girl’s feelings.

[@whiteshadow619]

Oncle Ben: „But Peter, with great power comes great policy“

[@mattsterx]

I like how “Not my policy” is Andrew’s “I missed the part where that’s my problem” 😂😂

[@BlueRainbowSky66]

Spiderman: Connors! You have to fight back! Connors: Not my policy.

[@irumasuzuki9074]

Best lines in Hollywood history Tobey Maguire: I missed the part where that's my problem Andrew Garfield: Not my policy.

[@holdingpattern245]

Technically "I missed the part where that's my problem" isn't even Spider-Man's line from that movie, he's repeating something that some other guy said to him.

[@HMNCLunar]

@@holdingpattern245 I missed the part where that's my problem.

[@artie_akshat]

Not my policy on notebook was hilarious 😂

[@SPIDERMANPlayerYt2022]

Electro: I fell into the water where there were electric eels. Peter 3: Not my policy

[@brucelau2023]

Mr Ditkovich: “give me rent” Peter: “not my policy”

[@randombullllshitgo3720]

I think it's not his policy

[@miadatenshi9903]

1:42 The best part is this actually happened in the movie

[@umbrellasquid9669]

The human spider has probably watched all the spider-man films more times than anyone on planet earth.

[@vladiusurdnot]

I missed the part where that's my policy!

[@ItsDanielMendez]

Us: “We want TASM 3!!!” Mark Webb: _”Not my policy”_

[@melonie_1510]

“Not my policy” vs “I missed the part where that’s my problem”, the showdown

[@TenaciousJoe24]

1:26 ouch that stings

[@SYDAirlineEnthusiast]

Stings doesn’t it?

[@FreshPixels]

He didn't save that kid because its not his policy, its because its the canon event

[@melvinjohnlouis2995]

Tobey : I missed the part where's my problem Andrew : Not my policy Next is Tom😂😂😂😂

[@pacific790]

I loved the part where he said "not my policy"

[@MyNameDolan]

He missed the part where that was his problem

[@Jetha-Man]

"I missed the part where that's my problem" 🤝 "Not my policy"

[@akashrahman3118]

Bro, we need more Amazing Spider-Man movie memes

[@anonymoususer775]

Are we finally getting the Amazing Spider-Meme arc?

[@VtheVictorious]

Accurate depiction of TASM

[@MadNastyGAMER]

Andrew- Am I a giga chad now too? Tobey - Yea

[@sarojandongol1482]

The Human Spider not giving out pins? Not his policy.

[@Capt.Umber_Raina]

“You’re ridiculous” - Andrew Garfield

[@deanchur]

"You know, I'm something of a policy myself"

[@thedarkjw6219]

Go web, fly, up up and away web, Shazam! go, go, go web go, pin!

[@shreyaspujari6000]

Lady: you are late. i m not paying for those. Peter: Not my policy

[@monobro141]

The fact this man took the time and effort to PERFECT the writing of "NOT MY POLICY' 😅

[@BlueRainbowSky66]

Richard: "You're gonna stay with Ben and May for a while." Peter: "Not my policy." Richard headbutt Peter.

[@aidarjapykeev4544]

Tobey: I missed the part where that’s my problem. Andrew: not my policy Lol

[@EST283]

The smoothness of their changed lines is amazing

[@kaushikananthu6425]

The TASM version of “I miss the party where that’s my problem”

[@guga2998]

Random guy: "take your hand off her" Garfield: "Not my policy" Meanwhile Bully maguire: "It's a cute bra, did you husband give it to you?"

[@SPD_Speed_]

0:59 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mjolnir6685]

"My Policy? IM SOMETHING OF A SCIENTIST MYSELF!!!"

[@toiletsnakegaming]

Capt Stacy: "Leave Gwen out of it." Peter: "Not my policy!" Capt Stacy: *dies 😂😅

[@SYDAirlineEnthusiast]

Bully Maguire: Good riddance.

[@wheezerYT]

Peter: "Come on, Flash - take the ball. Come on." Flash: "Give me the ball, Parker!" Peter: "Not my policy." Flash: "Jesus, Parker, you *are* a freak!"

[@rikhmjustsomeguywithmousta4971]

Flash wants the ball so bad

[@crashfan9997]

This reminded me that TASM 1 is somewhat underrated and I liked the comedic parts 😂

[@jlev1028]

Garfield Peter realized Toby had a memeable catchphrase and he didn't so he decided to even the playing field.

[@SavantPete]

People underestimate the meme material Amazing Spiderman has

[@ezelop19]

0:46 😭😭😭

[@AntoniusReginaldus]

MJ: "Peter, it isn't working out. I'm lonely!" Peter: "Not my policy."

[@michaelmaristela2507]

Tobey Maguire: i missed the part where thats my problem. And now Andrew Garfield: not my policy.

[@harshityadav0]

Why does he looks like he's one stroke away from demanding Breakfast

[@Zutane]

Bully Garfield: NOT MY POLICY Bully Maguire: I missed the part where thats my problem

[@SYDAirlineEnthusiast]

Bully Holland: That’s your problem, not mine.

[@user-yw1nl6sk7y]

I love the contrast between the TASM Spiderman's uncle Ben and Sam Raimis uncle Ben in the videos. Raimis uncle Ben is a victim despite his love, now in contrast with TASM uncle Ben, he is unhinged,a creep and has the most questionable morals despite the situation.

[@hejshshjejeheh5557]

Can’t wait for part 2 😂😂😂

[@PlaneMusic46294]

*new human spider video comes to my recommendation me: "how did that get in there"

[@Midastouchvr]

This channel is the only thing that has made me laugh in a while 😂 you’re hilarious

[@supermariojason3958]

“How would you like to give me three thousand pins on day after school?” “Not my policy”

[@Synclon]

Doctor Octopus: Peter Parker, Brilliant But Lazy Peter: Not My Policy

[@whyisblue923taken]

"I missed the part where that's my problem" always beats "It's not my policy." Another reason why Tobey is the best.

[@KenMasters.]

The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) doesn't seem to care about performance and delivery compared to Spider-Man (2002). "I missed the part where that's my problem" is known because of how wiseguy-ish and unheard-of that line is. "It's not my policy" seems realistic and not meant for comedy, but unquotable due to how dry and generic the line is.

[@Stan3I3]

''Let me put some policies in your eye''

[@user-hp7gi6xt5d]

Andrew:Not my policy Tobey:I missed the part where that's my problem

[@uniquemaho]

finally something with amazing spider-man

[@chillmushroom6016]

Why that girl at 0:10 looks similar to the girl from pairs of king.. who remembers that shows

[@LazyBrad]

I missed the part where that is my problem: Finally a worthy openent,Our battle will be legendary!

[@sathyanarayanan.s8653]

Bully Garfield shows "not my policy" to Dr.Connors, Dr.Connors : Extraordinary, How did you come up with this? Bully Garfield: Not my Policy

[@lucassinclair8885]

Stranger : What are you doing in my house put down that gun! Me : *not my policy*

[@jameshodgkinson7688]

"I missed the part where that's my policy." 😅

[@TheTridentMarque]

If you saw my balls hanging from pants you have a moral obligation to eat those things that's what at stake here.. Not choice - - responsibility had me in tears!! 😂😂

[@alexanderst.7993]

I liked the part where he said "not my policy"

[@muhdahnaf7927]

Policy-Man 😭

[@FantasticExplorers]

"....but it CLEARLY looks like your mom!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Gold!

[@markcarloestabillo5461]

It's not my policy until you fix this god damn door!

[@hidum5779]

the era of bully garfield has started