The Average Redditor Plays Survivor (Part 1)

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[@LeifsLittleLuxuryHell]

Christian and Yul get a pass because they are swag

[@melonmanwill]

That’s why I sometimes like this archetype. It works out sometimes - and can lead to some great personalities

[@um773]

@@melonmanwill Exactly! Yul and Christian are nerdy and intelligent but it doesn't get in the way of their humility and social charisma. Great people.

[@mallowout]

not only does Wardog play like the average redditor, he also performs in challenges like one 😂

[@rosiellagrace]

💯💯

[@kamikaze309]

that ball throw was fucking pathetic

[@kingofthorns203]

Every time I see a clip of someone playing the clown music when he misses the throw target I laugh

[@francesca-selfproclaimed-bleep]

It's giving chronically online💁🏽‍♀

[@anthonymort5202]

That is so disrespectful you take that back the average redditor would do so much better than war dog

[@aunum_]

Christian gets a pass with his redditness, he's just a smart dude

[@poison6084]

and Yul

[@7935sb]

I live for Sophie seeing right through Cochran trying too hard

[@kingofthorns203]

Sophie has always been underrated

[@jacktaylor9290]

She was so annoying in South Pacific

[@theunitedkingdom]

@@jacktaylor9290I wish you were on the island with her so she’d eat you up.

[@therealbensoule652]

@@jacktaylor9290 no

[@aalllllllexx]

Heidi at final tribal kills me lmao

[@kingofthorns203]

“Is that the only person? Anyone? Another human individual? Perhaps a blonde?”

[@serbow]

@@kingofthorns203 lmao that’s literally what she wanted to say 😂

[@anthonymendez1997]

It’s basically been my worst nightmare to play like the average Redditor.

[@Ramboost007]

Every Reddit Survivor superfan thinks that they're gonna be as good as Adam or Rob C. They instead usually end up like Jacob

[@palmtree554]

Looking forward to part 2 where we see Debbie brag about being an expert in her field, all 50 of them.

[@kingofthorns203]

Chemist/part time model/civil air patrol captain/waitress…survivor loves to shade her 😆😆

[@spacecadet2172]

I can never get enough of Debbie. Queen. Icon. Legend.

[@francesca-selfproclaimed-bleep]

Johnny S*ns is quaking

[@yourlocalramen1660]

Care taker to nuns!

[@josabby474]

The scenes with Yul and Christian are iconic.

[@XX-vz3fb]

Yeah this is probably my least favorite archetype on Survivor. Some like Christian Voce and Yul I can root for but Bradley Peter Cochran and Wardog need to STFU

[@neverlikedunown]

Oh my god, I forgot about Peter's tribal where Liz was voted out with Jeff just giving him more and more rope to hang himself. It's really hard, but he managed to make Debbie look grounded by comparison.

[@prench]

this was a great video! there's such a specific pretentious way redditors act. the lack of social awareness, the random math, the implying everyone has stds?? it's just too good,, and all these clips embody that perfectly. if there's more where that came from i'd love to see a part 2!

[@ottokaare5925]

Most people have had herpes

[@samno2088]

8:12 will never get old. Rob’s reaction kills me lmao

[@CalamariAtari]

This might be my all time favorite! Great title and concept for a video

[@kingofthorns203]

Bradley doesn’t like sand. It’s coarse, and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

[@demonloaf666]

Lmaooo his face even looks like Anakin

[@themrbendewy]

Oh my god the entire brains tribe on Kaoh Rong

[@kingofthorns203]

It’s not a lucky tribe to be on, either time it’s been done 😆😆😆

[@OnceUponAnIsland]

This is amazing.

[@energeam6284]

Alternative title: Survivor "Uhm Actually" compilation

[@vaporterra]

Sometimes I remember South Pacific Cochran and am in shock that this same person was able to convince a jury to vote for him in Caramoan

[@petermcgill3405]

He evolved from a Jacob to a Yul.

[@Spaztar]

12:03 Average Redditor explains how deception works, and rejects that it matters in a game involving deception the copium levels are off the charts in this post-elimination confessional

[@bingbong7213]

BRADLEY LEGEND

[@1bwash]

I wish they could hear themselves especially when they talk about whatever the hell they did in school. They think they sound like geniuses, but really it's the energy of a 6 year old showing their mommy a crayon drawing.

[@miosnikzycia2913]

Was waiting to see when Carson would show up here. Maybe next part

[@AlexM19999]

Me but with ryan

[@uglyaniimals]

me with adam (still love him tho

[@llorona7847]

Christian is like Cochran, except likable

[@kingofthorns203]

Not sure what you mean. Cochran is the most beloved player in the history of the show (according to Jeff Probst and CBS)

[@llorona7847]

@@kingofthorns203 ok, but Jeff’s opinion doesn’t mean anything to me cause he’s shown some very questionable tendencies on the show. He picks his own favorites and I don’t always agree with him. He’s such a huge Boston Rob fan and I think the guy’s douchey so 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@kingofthorns203]

@@llorona7847 I was being sarcastic. John and Rob are both very overrated

[@llorona7847]

@@kingofthorns203 😎

[@jonathanlee2099]

I love Probst questioning David Voce on the intricacies of calcuating 1/6 as a percentage, as if basic math is super difficult 😂

[@1bwash]

Right? And why is knowing the percentage more useful than 1/6? It's not like it helps you conceptualize it better.

[@mal5377]

I think I remember hearing in exit interviews that probst had actually not said 17% originally but something more incorrect, which is why Voce spoke up. I think they edited it this way to make voce look more of a smarty pants / make probst look less of a dummy haha

[@um773]

Oh my god Bradley, Peter and South Pacific Cochran were so cringe hahaha

[@Jay-O_Carlow]

OMFG This is the funniest vid you have ever made - I Love it LOL🤣 =EDIT We need a part two soon pls buddy! this was amazing!

[@alexandre3989]

"Algorithmic slingshot" awesome.

[@liis1905]

zeke was the worst honestly

[@TheDXJC56]

Genuinely shocked this is the only comment about him, dude was way too pretentious, but to be fair how could you not be with Jeff Probst blowing smoke up your ass about being a "prodigy" of the game despite never making it to the finale and getting eliminated in the EXACT same spot both seasons😂

[@JDSarmiento]

We need Bradley and Wardog on second chance 2.0 Pete and Liz can also come

[@rudohk]

I think Christian is superior to the others highlighted here.

[@kingofthorns203]

I thought the same…he and John Fincher were hardly redittors

[@ecs8837]

i would personally say christian is an above-average redditor!

[@eagerturtle4791]

​@@kingofthorns203 John Cochran is the redditor, John Fincher is the poser / domestic abuser

[@rudohk]

@@eagerturtle4791 Do you think that "The Average Tumblr Girl Plays Survivor" is a good concept for a future video?

[@eagerturtle4791]

@@rudohk Are there many examples of the average tumblr user? I'm struggling to think of any particularly!

[@jasonbernard1277]

Looks like Part 2 will be the Jacob Derwin tribute haha

[@eagerturtle4791]

Haven't put in any Jacob, Ken, or Billy yet!

[@uglyaniimals]

@@eagerturtle4791 oooh good call on ken i forgot abt him

[@daveconnor6174]

@@eagerturtle4791 Max maybe?

[@coDDR9]

Ken from Gabon or Millenials vs Gen X?

[@jonathanlee2099]

@@coDDR9 C'mon now, Ken from Gabon is like peak Redditor lmao

[@prench]

i feel so bad for the dude at 7 minutes, he's so socially awkward is such a relatable way. oh god, i really am a redditor...

[@prench]

i'd put him in the blunt rotation. he seems like he'd offer up a lot of funniness if he were more at ease

[@randomperson-pj4jt]

​@@prench Don't worry he returned For another season and let's just say hes a lot more at ease.

[@gabrielmurray929]

I love Cochran but he had his moments in his first season that are cringy.

[@KidBakz]

I really do hope they go back to casting average people and not fans of the game, it makes more of a fun show

[@kingofthorns203]

Me too, but it seems unlikely in this gamebot era

[@Ramboost007]

Lol I love as a fan base we went from "stop casting recruits" to "I would give my left leg to have a 50% recruit cast please"

[@vaporterra]

You can be a normal person and still be a fan of this game

[@Ramboost007]

@@vaporterra Please tell Survivor casting where they are so that we can get them for 45 and 46

[@ghostofkenny]

Christian isn't the average redditor, he's in the 99th percentile, the GigaChad of redditors (but in a good, non-annoying way). Yul is way too hot to be a redditor. Doesn't really have the vibe of one either. Going to contradict myself re: hotness and say the Heidi and Peter clips are perfect.

[@itsgonnbeok7249]

We love EagerTurtle!!

[@DylanisHere04]

Bradley was damn near unbearable to watch live

[@kingofthorns203]

I can’t tell if I liked him or hated him. When I’d watch he and Brendan I remember thinking how while Brendan is a guy you can count on Bradley is someone I’d happily spent decades trying to change…

[@legally_richard]

Bradley needs to return as a villain

[@jsmr4988]

This is your best video concept thus far. Soooooo good

[@gyuvinistics]

i heart christian and yul they get a pass

[@coreystenson2010]

Why is grigor dimitrov in the thumbnail

[@redbulmatv]

I love Cochran

[@thenullifiedtake]

Great vid mate loved this one!

[@HeadshotJack]

1:36 why would u say that out loud lmao

[@mitjamackenzie1219]

The Zeke thing or Andrea

[@AV-jh2ss]

I never liked Bradley. Always found something to whine and complain about. Dirt and sand? Really?? I’m so glad he got cut before the merge. He’s the unlikeable version of Michael from BB24.

[@Disharmony]

I wish we got to see more of Liz Markham.

[@kingofthorns203]

I could see her being another Kelley wentworth on a second chance season.

[@defeatSpace]

My name is Bradley and I can always find something to think of pouting over, so maybe it's a Bradley thing.

[@deeriam4136]

lmaoo omg bradley gone too soon

[@rosiellagrace]

It's so sweet, really, Bradley reminds me so much of my son.

[@kingofthorns203]

Is he single?

[@SamShafiee]

@@kingofthorns203 he is in prison.

[@cheese4013]

lol, I forgot about this meme.

[@rosiellagrace]

@@SamShafiee but, still single and lookin' to mingle!! 😹😹

[@thenightowldude]

Awesome video.

[@jackkolero]

I wanna hate date Bradley 😊

[@sloppydingo815]

i love wardog more than anyone else who has been on this show

[@kissesrose3028]

More like this please 😂

[@jackkolero]

Voce ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@entertainer_ev2747]

5:20 felt this

[@jorjasolak7113]

dont do christian like that he is a gem!

[@noahdwyer6787]

Yul a redditor? We can only aspire

[@Onedavemore]

So you are telling me that at 12:59 that is not Andrew Tate? Get outta here

[@evanmcalister427]

Yo be fair to wardog during that joint tribal, he was right

[@joeyryan7350]

I didn’t realize how annoying Bradley was

[@teamsteed1]

Thank you for posting the video. Can't wait for part 2 of the video. :)

[@gurubishisama]

Hot(?) Take: Bradley is the best part of Ghost Island

[@eagerturtle4791]

Besides Domenick, Wendell, and Kellyn, if the boot order of Ghost Island was reversed, I think it could actually have been a decent season. There was just way too much dead weight and they all made it far at the expense of more interesting early boots.

[@zsamad7]

I was expecting this to just be clips of Carson tbh

[@mitjamackenzie1219]

Same Carson is very overrated

[@theootto5179]

War dog was just as pathetic as Sandra in challenges

[@trashbins7798]

At least Sandra knows her strengths and plays very well in the puzzle portion.

[@queenzoroark]

He lacks the charm Sandra has.

[@kingofthorns203]

He was hot tho

[@moonstoone6546]

"I mean, I just, I think that, is that the only person?" 🤓🤓🤓Um, actually according the the linguistic rules of the the English dialect, you cannot use thos three sentence prefixes in the form of a question. Therefore, Heidi, what you have said a grammatically incorrect statement. A correct question could be "I mean, is that the only person".

[@hwasnak]

this is just nerds saying nerdy things… idk if being a redditor is synonymous with being “smart”

[@Bendrix27]

It's more than that being displayed here, it's a complete lack of social awareness and thinking you're the smartest guy in the room, that is the average Redditor.

[@jonathanreed4941]

I'd say more than half my comments on Reddit, have just been finding someone acting this way and replying "I disagree" then never responding back.

[@professionalasexual172]

I am such a simp for Christian 😭