The Bad Movie Review: Jaws: The Revenge (Starring Michael Caine)

Man's deepest fear has risen again. We return one more time to the Jaws franchise for a review of the bad movie sequel Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
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Summary: After the encounter with the shark at Sea World, Sean Brody has returned to Amity. Here he has assumed his father's role, working for the police department, and is engaged to a young woman named Tiffany. His mother, Ellen, still lives in Amity as well. Mike Brody is now married to Carla and is researching conch snails with his partner, Jake, in the Bahamas. One night, while repairing a buoy in Amity harbor from the police boat, Sean is ambushed from below and killed by the Brodys' old enemy - a Great White Shark. After the funeral Ellen wants Mike to stay off the water, but he refuses and takes Ellen back to the Caribbean with him and his wife & daughter, Thea. Ellen starts trying to enjoy life again, meeting charming pilot Hoagie after having been a widow for some time. Mike & Jake encounter the Great White Shark on the water, and tag & track it for research. But the shark soon starts causing havoc, and comes after Thea on a banana boat ride! Now, Ellen, Mike, Jake & Hoagie will face the shark on his terms. Who will survive?
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[@mborok]

I loved Roger Ebert’s review. Quoting from memory: “The shark is out for revenge on the Brody family, who killed it in the last three films. This makes sense to me; if somebody kept killing me, I’d be out for revenge too.”

[@williamburke1731]

It's Roy SCHEIDER, not SCHNEIDER!

[@TheRealNormanBates]

Now I’m imaging Rob Schneider in such comedy classics as *The Marathon Man* and *Sorcerer*

[@geordischmidt]

Some unknown tidbits about "Jaws: The Revenge." 1) This film was one of four "paycheck" films that Michael Caine has admitted to in his career. This film paid for his new house, but he has never said on what he used the money from "The Hand," "The Swarm" and "The Island." 2) The paycheck that got Michael Caine to sign on was the one that Roy Scheider (not Schneider) turned down, down to the last penny. 3) The original script was for a Great White shark to become possessed by an alien, but that went nowhere after the first page. Then, in a bid to entice Scheider back to the movie, the script was centered around a murderous voodoo priest who gets out of prison after a long stretch, vowing revenge on the police officer who put him there -- namely, then-Det. Sgt. Brody. Supposedly, the priest's constant threats of revenge, along with the reach of his followers, prompted Brody to take the job as chief of Amity to get some breathing room. Alas, the priest finds out Brody is dead but, still wanting revenge, puts a curse on the chief's family. Director Joseph Sargent was desperate for something new to be done with the shark and gradually warmed to the idea of using magic. Scheider supposedly said he would sign on for such a film...if they removed the shark from it. The producers probably should have listened. But, they didn't and Scheider blew them off. 4) The Bahamas was chosen for primary filming because Lorraine Gary allegedly did not want to endure a New England winter for any real length of time. Despite having been born in Forest Hills, New York, she had moved to Los Angeles at age 11 and went to Beverly Hills High School. Though she did return to New York to attend Columbia University (turning down an offer from the prestigious Pasadena Playhouse), she makes her home in the warm climes of Los Angeles and Corpus Christi, Texas. 5) In the novelization of the movie, it is Michael that is cursed by a voodoo priest for preventing the priest from using a child as a human sacrifice. This led to a lawsuit by local authorities who reminded the studio that Voodoo is not associated with the Bahamas (the closest site is Haiti). The publishers were also sued by Voodoo priests for defamation for implying that children were used as human sacrifices when, in reality, animals such as chickens and goats are slaughtered. 6) Producers were unable to use Martha's Vineyard to stand in for Amity as delays pushed the start of filming to Feb. 2, 1987, by which time the island was a typical winter wonderland. Because of this and the fact that the mechanical shark would not work in frigid water, Martha's Vineyard was used for only a few shots, namely local members of the high school band caroling and drowning out Sean's cries for help, the beach scene with Michael and the ferry. The rest of the island scenes were done on sound stages. After a week of filming on Martha's Vineyard, production moved to Nassau. 7) The original final script made no mention of Martin Brody, save for a line where Ellen says "...your father, may he rest in peace." Lorraine Gary, however, felt that Scheider needed to have some connection to the film and so, a production still taken way back in 1975 was blown up, framed and hung on the wall of the Amity PD office. Gary also ad-libbed the connection between Martin's death and the shark. As Gary was married to Universal's chief executive Sid Sheinberg, not even director Joseph Sargent interfered. 8) Typical filming of a JAWS movie was two years. The fourth installment took a mere nine months. 9) Lorraine Gary came out of retirement to do the movie (her previous film being "1941" eight years earlier) strictly because she wanted to have an on-screen romance with Michael Caine, who was one of her favorite actors. During their first scene together, Gary admitted to being as giddy as a school girl. 10) Director Joseph Sargent attempted to put together a brief filming segment during the summer of 1986 in order to get Gary a scene or two with Murray Hamilton, who played Mayor Larry Vaughn in the first two JAWS movies. However, Hamilton was in the final stages of lung cancer and could barely talk, much less stand for Sean's funeral. Sargent and Lorraine Gary both agreed that it would have been a grave disservice to Hamilton to film him in his condition. When official filming did start, Cyprian R. Dube, who played Selectman Posner in the first two JAWS films, was upgraded to mayor.

[@joehansell1331]

Roy Scheider only did "Jaws 2" because of contractual obligations. He was supposed to play the part of Michael in "The Deer Hunter" that Robert DeNiro ultimately got, which likely didn't improve his attitude toward Jaws 2. He was a pretty ornery fellow under the nest of circumstances, or so I've read. Jaws 2 was a complete mess for a number of reasons, but one big one was the amount of screen time given to Ellen Brody becoming a "mover & shaker" on Amity Island, which not one viewer could have cared less about, but being the producer's wife has a number of advantages, one being her getting a meatier role.

[@connorbrennan4233]

I find it completely laughable that the producers and filmmakers thought that any of these story ideas were something to be taken seriously.

[@thribs]

Wasn’t aware there was another Island movie

[@spikezephaniah9295]

"You were only supposed to blow the bloody jaws off!" - Excellent punnery

[@Guernicaman]

Michael Cain famously said of this movie, "I've never seen it. But I have seen & spent time in the home I bought w/the money I got from making this movie." And hey! Can you blame the man? I mean, if you ended up with a beautiful home after making a shitty film, I wouldn't judge you either.

[@Realm-of-Horror]

Hah, beat me to it, was about to say the same thing!!!

[@nanachimakenshi2512]

Wait for real? Huh...neat!

[@gregghill2059]

Doesn't say much for artistic integrity.

[@The-Artless-Gallery]

I judge!!! It was MY money that helped pay for your home you ass!!! Lol

[@julietfischer5056]

@@gregghill2059 - He was able to buy a house. Films like this make it possible for him to do financially-risky roles.

[@zantara]

How did you resist not mentioning Michael Caine getting out of the water and then being completely dry a few moments later? Or Mrs. Brody having a flashback of a scene that she was not even in? Two of the funniest flubs in movie history. :) Still, wonderfully funny review.

[@hiddentrailvideo6992]

Merry and Happy Christmas, DC!

[@Bluesit32]

And then LJN made a NES game based on this film, but branded it as though it were based on the original. And they probably got the idea for the roar from the "roar" the shark made after being blown up in the first film. Spielberg added the sound clip because the truck from "Dual" (or was it "Duel"?) roared when it plunged off a cliff and he thought Jaws was like...a spiritual successor.

[@TheRealNormanBates]

It’s King Kong’s roar from the original 1933 film. In *Duel,* I think Spielberg added it (underneath the normal wreckage sounds) to emphasize/allude to the truck as a monster (as opposed to the unseen driver). I do believe he was giving a nod to *Duel* in *Jaws,* simply because that’s one of the main reasons he got the director’s job. It helped that he slowed and muffled the King Kong roar so it sounded more like a whale (or something dying underwater).

[@Bluesit32]

@@TheRealNormanBates Pretty sure it was a dinosaur from King Kong. I have Jaws DVD which includes the documentaries. In his own words, he put the roar in Jaws because he was young and stupid. "Jaws has four letters, Duel has four letter..." Though he also did it because Duel got his foot in the door, so to speak. It was a thank you of sorts.

[@kevindavis296]

The plot from Jaws 3 is never mentioned by Michael nor Sean. Mikey never mentioned he worked at Sea World. Jaws 3 has been forgotten. Jaws The Revenge is sometimes called the third installment in the franchise.

[@tecumsehcristero]

Everyone knows sharks only attack on land during the day, usually in the mountains

[@paulgermano7837]

"Oh, shit": Michael Caine's finest moment.

[@ButcherSevenActual]

I actually saw this film in the theater, and remember the shark being impaled. Years later, when I saw it on TV, I didn't get why they showed the shark exploding. I wonder why the change?

[@skylx0812]

Mario Van Peebles Jamaican accent was about as authentic as Miss Cleo's.

[@andrewparsons2391]

the novelization of this movie is the origin of the phrase 'Voodoo Shark'. You see, the book explains that the reason that a great white shark is attacking the Brodys this time is because while down in the Caribbean Michael prevented a voodoo priest from abducting a child to use as a sacrifice or something, so the voodoo guy using black magic to summon his spirit animal (guess what?) in revenge. This explains why the great white shark follows Ellen all the way from Cape Cod to the Bahamas. Mind you, this summoning not only introduces MAGIC into the previous fairly realistic JAWS mythos, it also takes place AFTER Sean has already been eaten, so... Thus, 'Voodoo Shark': explaining a stupid thing with an even more outlandish/stupid rational.

[@nanachimakenshi2512]

Now I kinda want to see a movie with the whole voodoo spirit animal idea. Reminds me a little bit of Pumpkin Head.

[@Bluesit32]

The more you know...

[@michaelblaine6494]

✨⭐️😉

[@ian2081]

Jaws the revenge, the review, the comment section.

[@ferociousgumby]

At least there WAS a Christmas in 2018.

[@harrisonmcarthur7816]

Merry Christmas!!!!

[@StevenSmyth]

Next year, you have to do both Jack Frost movies; the shitty one from 1997 about a serial killer resurrected as a mutant snowman who goes on a merry murder spree, and the even shittier one from1998 starring Michael Keaton as a dead father who's resurrected as a mutant snowman and tries to reconcile with his son. I'm pretty sure Michael Keaton used the money from his version to finance a really nice house, like Michael Caine did with his salary from Jaws 4.

[@AJewBag89]

Merry Christmas dark corners team

[@rhysseddon7279]

Here are some suggestions; The land that time forgot Horror express The last man on earth (Vincent price) The omega man Demons Jack the giant kiler (1962) The devil rides out Zombie flesh eaters (aka zombi 2) Death wish 3 Amicus anthology films including : From beyond the grave Asylum(the 70s one) Dr terrors house of horror And the house that dripped blood

[@JohnDrummondPhoto]

"Why is there blood? No one got bit." Yeah, but it just bit a boat. Surely some serious gum damage incurred!

[@TheJohno95]

In the scene where Jaws attacked the boat and blood was everywhere, it was because he probably broke all his teeth out trying to eat a bloody boat! This rubbish makes Sharknado look brilliant!

[@rogermorris9696]

Micheal Caine admitted he only took this movie foe the money and if memory serves me right, he admitted the same about The Hand.

[@54GodzillaFan]

He did The Swarm for the same reason; he was moving to Los Angeles and needed money to buy a house.

[@tyrantgregcagkaiju71]

He later said in an interview about whether or not he’d seen the movie, “No, I never saw the movie. But I saw the house that it bought.” And because he was busy filming this movie, he also missed out on his chance to receive his Academy Award. Go figure.

[@ryandtibbetts2962]

Sir Lawrence Olivier was once asked why he appeared in so much of the dreck that he did. "For the money" was his reply.

[@julietfischer5056]

@@ryandtibbetts2962 - Not all famous actors are wealthy. They have to pay the bills just like the rest of us. And it reminds producers they're still alive.

[@connorbrennan4233]

I do think that Silent Night Deadly Night 2 would be a good choice for another Christmas review. Once again, Merry Christmas.

[@zantara]

I suggested this last year, myself. They think there is no need to cover any of the sequels of the franchise. I, however, think the all the sequels (especially the second) will be excellent choices.

[@brianlawton8172]

“You were only supposed to blow the bloody jaws off!” l see what you did there.

[@tyrantgregcagkaiju71]

One of my favorite Z-movies from my youth 😎. Merry Christmas, Dark Corners 😊👍🏻!

[@180223]

Merry Christmas DC👍🏻!

[@lordoshower3478]

Happy Christmas, guys

[@bloodrunsclear]

Let's hand it to Jake. He got EATEN...and survived completely fine O_O

[@TheRealNormanBates]

0:48 oooh nooo... does this mean we have to include *Jaws: The Revenge* in the same “Is it a Christmas Movie?” list as *Die Hard, Batman Returns, Eyes Wide Shut* and *Gremlins?* 1:12 that’s the vain teacher who goes blind in *Something Wicked This Way Comes*

[@melvert33]

Love how at 1.10 they just shoehorn in a big publicity photo of Roy Scheider just in case you forgot he was in the first two films!

[@bostonrailfan2427]

done due to the actress insisting on it to show that he’s dead

[@glentalbot9166]

Will you be reviewing Jaws 5: Cruel Jaws or Jaws in Japan aka Psycho Shark?

[@EllakGr]

I second ‘Jaws 5: Cruel Jaws’! That one is MADE for DC!

[@RavenHouseMystery]

Merry Christmas, Robin and Graham! There is a television movie from 1974 called "Home For The Holidays". It's a family reunion that ends in murder kind of story with an impressive cast. Just a thought if you are still looking for Christmas themed genre films.

[@stephensok9927]

“Oh but wait! Lennys on duty tonight” Brilliant! 🤣

[@paulpouliot9355]

I watch "Jaws the Revenge" as a guilty pleasure. But, to me, Peter Benchley's "Beast" was his official sequel to "Jaws".

[@joehansell1331]

Having done this one with Michael Caine, and "Death Ship", with George Kennedy, how about completing a trifecta of Hollywood pros embarrassing themselves with Bruce Dern in "The Incredible Two Headed Transplant"?

[@alexortiz1431]

I was a bit spectacle about Jaws "roaring" like King Kong, not from a Tom and Jerry cartoon! After watching "Shark Week" on the Discovery Channel, it turns out that sharks can roar but not the way that Jaws channeled Kong! That was overboard!

[@drdarkeny]

Have you thought about reviewing the Salkind's SANTA CLAUS movie, where they tried to give St. Nick the Superman treatment?

[@tyrannosuperior5248]

Fun Fact: According to IMDB: "Michael Caine could not accept his Oscar for Hannah and Her Sisters (1986) because he was busy filming this movie".

[@alankohn6709]

Caine summed this movie up perfectly when he said "I've never seen the movie I'm told it's terrible but the house it paid for isn't" this was made for the money. but I found it enjoyable like a big budget Asylum movie

[@tecumsehcristero]

Do film makers not know that animals need lungs to roar? Sharks don't have lungs

[@danddoty3981]

Merry X-Mas to you guys too. A good movie for a Christmas review? Tough. Maybe someone should do a movie about Boxing day. How next you guys do one involving New Years instead, got a couple good suggestions on that.

[@TheJuRK]

I'm surprised you didn't point out that Michael Caine's shirt was dry when he climbed out of the ocean (after swimming underwater from the downed plane, under the boat, and up the other side).

[@dbsommers1]

I think the novelization at least tried to explain that voodoo was involved and the shark was merely an instrument of revenge for the hougun using the spell. Voodoo couldn't have made this movie worse.

[@lordoshower3478]

A fan of The Trip, I see...

[@jeraldbaxter3532]

Supposedly, Michael Gains said, "I have not seen 'Jaws IV," but I have seen the house that I bought with the money I earned, and it's lovely."

[@jeffgardiner5356]

My Co-Caine, lol!

[@GamerGuysReviews]

Technically, it's both a Christmas and a New Year's movie, but still, a bad movie. Also, if the shark wanted the Brodys dead, why didn't he just hire the guy from Hitman to do the job?

[@steealconwyrick1999]

As soon as I saw what movie would be reviewed in this video, I said out loud... "Oh no."

[@martinradcliffe4798]

Must admit I've never made it to the end of this film. Luckily! Thanks for another year of laughs.

[@johnsouto5221]

You should have done a review of 2015 Krampus,

[@jaywunder13242]

Wow. Good catch on finding the tom and jerry cartoon.

[@julietfischer5056]

That movie gave the TV Tropes site the entry titled 'Voodoo Shark.'

[@IronSalamander8]

Ah yes, because sharks are known for their ability to identify and track specific genes across the planet and get their vengeance! It's so ludicrous it's almost funny.

[@kenzopo8125]

I'd say either Krampus or Demonic Toys.

[@coyoteartist]

I watched Jaws 3 when it was on TV and actually found it disturbing, not so much because it was scary but because I lived in Orlando so things like Sea World and water skiers (like at Cypress Gardens) were very familiar territory as were stories of Bull shark issues so even with the asininity, the setting was still too real. As to this. I'm just glad I never bothered to see it.

[@lordoshower3478]

Worst rated big budget horror film according to IMDB

[@jasonaugustine3370]

The shark that killed Martin is dead twice

[@midwestmonster9886]

The shark from the opening scene of The Little Mermaid was scarier than this.

[@madahad9]

I'm surprised that Spielberg has never gone back a digitally fixed Jaws, adding a shark where he initially envisioned one to be. After replacing guns with walkie talkies in E. T. it is not so farfetched that he would tinker with another one of his films. One of the best aspects of the film is how little we actually see of the shark. It looks rather rubbery we finally do see it. Hope he leaves the film alone.

[@reek4062]

He should add a scene with Brody having a pointless conversation with Jabba the Hutt.

[@KasumiKenshirou]

He reverted E.T. back to the way it was, realizing that tinkering with it was a mistake.

[@andrewgwilliam4831]

I've just watched this on the telly. I'm quite impressed by how they managed to make a film that's so much less than the sum of its parts! Not that those parts are much to write home about... It's actually quite a dull film, both in content and presentation. One of its many, many problems is a lack of focus. I have no idea what they thought they were making this film for (apart from paying for Michael Caine's beach house).

[@Backlashed]

Have you reviewed Troll 2?

[@DarkCornersReviews]

Not yet, it tough one as it has been so done. I'm sure we will get to it.

[@mikejvasquez76]

The one dislike so far came from Mr. Jaws himself.

[@Esl1999]

Roy what? Somebody screwed up on the cue card. It’s not Schneider.

[@douglasmontgomery2063]

Ya know, Roy Schneider. The guy who was replaced by "Michael Crane." :)

[@brianfuller5868]

Merry Christmas. The death of a franchise is quite sad.

[@stewartdavies929]

5:10 nice

[@eugenedegeorge5084]

This is typical of American movies and American TV today ;if it works keep doing it over and over and over and over and over. forget about creativity ,originality character or anything else. mix together and you end up with Jaws the Revenge etc

[@TheTwick]

What if the Brodies moved to Chicago?

[@nanachimakenshi2512]

Shark Cult.

[@TheTwick]

Shane Semler What about Phoenix Land Shark: The Desert Terror

[@bentramer682]

I guess the shark would fly in a tornado to lake...uh whichever great lake is touching Illinois.

[@ALLNEWSUX1]

I don't care what people say...this is still my 2nd favorite JAWS movie (P.S. your Michael Caine impression is spot on)

[@SINdaBlock411]

1) for people ranting about the shark "roaring": in Jaws 1 the shark roared after he killed Quint, while Orca was sinking and before he ended up getting that gas tank in his mouth, in Jaws 2 Mike Brody is laying in the water unconscious, the shark is speeding towards him, the teenagers barely manage to get him back to safety inside the boat and the shark roars while barely missing Mike Brody and speeding past the boat, in Jaws 3, if you listen very carefully, every time the gigantic mother shark appears from the murky water and shows off its' jaws, you can still hear some sort of subtle roar, 2) for people ranting about the shark looking fake: THEY ALL LOOK FAKE, the original one is far too dark, the 2nd one is borderline Phantom of the Opera, the 3rd one is pretty much a juvenile Megalodon and finally 3) for people ranting about the shark travelling all the way to the Bahamas from Amity New York ... the Bahamas are less than 2,000km away from Amity Island ... I heard that in some cases Great Whites can swim up to 500 km a day ... that's only 4 days, ... Jake argues with Mike Brody for being behind schedule on their research and complains it's Xmass' Eve and they have to do overtime ... the shark doesn't appear until the day of New Years Eve (since they're at the casino celebrating Newyear and it happened the day before) ... even if we seriously lowball everything by saying the time gap between Sean being killed and them returning back to the Bahamas only takes 1 day as a whole, which is pretty much impossible since they also attended Sean's funeral during that time (things like that take time to organize), this means the shark had a time frame of at least from Christmass Eve all the way to New Years Eve give or take to make the cross from Amity to the Bahamas, which is at least a week ... a Great White could've easily made that cross in half that amount of time ... I know it's a movie so we shouldn't needlessly overcomplicate things, but even if you wish to do so, it's far from impossible or even improbable ...

[@diebesgrab]

Hey, sea snails are way scarier than bad shark models. Do you know how venomous cone snails are?

[@stephensok9927]

Then-Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun... Now-Duuuuun Duuuuun Duuuuun...

[@randybarnett2308]

Nature Boy Ric Flair would've put Jaws in a Figure Four Fin Lock ! Wooooooooo! Discovery Channel has Shark Week,Sharks have Ric Flair Week ! Wooooooooo ! The Real World's Champion ! Wooooooooo !👍💪😎

[@samrizzardi2213]

RIP Judith Barsi :(

[@Greywolf1066]

I feel sorry for the shark.

[@kva1770]

I have quite a soft spot for the Jaws franchise. I actually think 2 is the worst one. The chase through the sunken ship is one of my favorite sequences in the whole series it's a shame they couldn't have made use of a better shark model like the one from the previous film.

[@rotterdammer5243]

"Last Ounce Of Courage"! You have to see this super pro-american/say Merry Christmas Movie....You have to see it, It`s amazing.....

[@lewisdoherty7621]

It would have been more entertaining if the Jamaican character launched a bale of Marijuana into the shark's mouth to "get him to mellow out."

[@stillaboveground2470]

I went to the theater to see the first, third and fourth Jaws movies. (Saw the second one on HBO.) The Revenge was the stupidest one of the series, which is why it was the last of the series. (Why would a shark roar like a Hollywood dinosaur?)

[@ajivins1]

SCHEIDER, SCHEIDER, SCHEIDER!

[@sachaput]

Caine and his co-star have no chemistry whatsoever. The rest of the cast just seem happy to be getting a check and don't even try. You find yourself rooting for the shark.

[@peggyfillmore1971]

The best part of the movie..Micheal Caine - Oh Sh.. !

[@mrtonysantos]

Scheider, not Schneider

[@newking70]

Awww, come on you have to review The Meg.

[@tomstarcevich1147]

🦈👍😄🦈👍

[@jamesgrassia844]

Funniest movie of 1987.

[@newking70]

Review A Christmas Story 2 for your next Christmas movie. It is pure & utter drek.

[@Flood520]

Everything about this movie is thoroughly wretched, but let's start with the fact that it's a Jaws movie where only TWO people get eaten!

[@andrewgwilliam4831]

Blimey, is it really only two? (I refuse to watch it again to find out!) No wonder it felt so dull. Well, that and all the other things it does wrong... Such a rubbish plot would at least have been a bit justified if we'd got an enjoyable bloodbath as a result!

[@hawk4065]

Starring My Cocaine

[@MrYTGuy1]

Get the bloody hell out of here!