The Best Batman Lines

A list of the Batman's best lines, from across all the films and shows. These are the ones that are (in my opinion) the best.

[@a.jthomas6132]

RIP Kevin Conroy

[@Fladinga]

Joker’s joke was not only funny, but poetic. The asylum represents tragedy, which leads to insanity. The city represents a sane mindset. The two guys are Batman and Joker. Batman was able to come back from his tragedy, moulding it into something better. He jumped the gap. But Joker won’t jump. His tragedy led to his sanity and that became his undoing.

[@lord_egg]

Batman offers the help (no matter how sane) but Joker is unable to accept it due to his mistrust.

[@TheKluVerKamp]

And from animation and voice acting perspective, that scene is a master piece

[@harsyakiarraathallah2222]

Batman simply has the Best Quotes in Comic and More.

[@lord_egg]

There are other lines that I think is better from other characters. For example: 'You're surrounded!' 'All, I'm surrounded by is fear...and dead men.' - Vader But yeah, Batman has some of the best dialogue ever made.

[@TheBatman39]

Indeed

[@akakrewsavages]

Vader isn’t from a comic

[@lord_egg]

@@akakrewsavages The Line I sent is from a comic. He doesn't originate there but he has some epic comics.

[@darthbigred22]

I always liked the whole "I never said thank you" and Batman's "and you'll never have to".

[@drewx10]

I like that line too, but then dude goes and hangs out in his mansion for years till Bane shows up. That's only real issue I have the Nolan series.

[@kennymccormick9497]

An’t nothing scarier than a Batman who laughs longer than Joker

[@foxgreygaming4646]

ngl it ruined the ambiguity of the comic ending.

[@nicolasdiez7688]

"I'm Vengeance" That has to be the coldest line I've heard from Batman

[@Sheenifier]

I never saw the movie yet and I'm like "Holy shit dude! Why angsty Bat- oh okay no I like it that works"

[@sidd_not_vicious2609]

bruce wayne living in batmans attic is so true on so many levels ...great writing

[@thattoydude0118]

The Lego Batman movie is a cinematic masterpiece

[@moviesandmusicguy526]

I have a an awesome, underrated Batman line, from “Gotham.” It’s when Bruce is having a vision of seeing his future self in crime alley. Bruce complains that this was the place his parents were kill, and his future self responds, “No, this is where I was born”

[@lord_egg]

Just watched the clip and I can agree that line is epic.

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

Bro thank you. I actually came here looking for lines from that show. Bruce's best lines (as in key moments, he's pretty good normally) are pretty cliche ngl but the music is so good, it works. The line you chose is fantastic though

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

Good to see Gotham fans. He's my second favorite live action batman. Affleck my first.

[@lord_egg]

@@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 I would have probably put it in but I haven't gotten around to watching it yet. Still on Arrowverse and X-Men: The Animated Series.

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

@@lord_egg hey thanks. I dont have the patience to sit an watch something all the way through at one time especially the arrowverse

[@reemyfairy09]

“Am whatever Gotham needs me to be” this is always my favorite ending scene of all times

[@PieSauce1994]

I am literally watching the Dark Knight at 1 AM because THAT line made chills go all up over on my spine! And goodness gracious, its a beautiful film! Greatest opening to a superhero movie ever!

[@thelaughingman6975]

I like the line he had with Jason near the end of Under the Red Hood. And what he said to Owlman. "That's the difference between you and me. We both stared into the abyss and when it looked back, you blinked."

[@jt6924]

I was expecting the "I'm Batman, I'm Awesome" scene

[@lord_egg]

Dammit. I forgot about that one.

[@samburns3114]

superman: "Bruce, it's been 5 years and you still owe me 16 dollars." batman :"Fuck off" LOL

[@flaktrax_2969]

shut up bro

[@extradoo3407]

My favourite line is “I’m proud of you dick”

[@TheBatman39]

Mine was "The bomb's payload is exposed, I can use the power winch, to trigger a controlled explosion"

[@FredericFreedom]

Pause

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

Why? Is it the way he says it. Or is this a joke?​@@TheBatman39

[@kidpoolV7]

Nah it’s “then ur gonna luv me”

[@WhatInTheDeepestShadeOfFeck]

Bale's Bat-voice gets a lot of stick, but I thought it made sense, and that 'Swear to me!' is genuinely menacing.

[@parthvyas9754]

Joker's joke was super funny..

[@jamessaunders9139]

my #1 favorite batman line will always be michael keaton's line (i'm batman)

[@JasonVoorheesUnstoppable]

“We both stared into the abyss but when it stared back, you blinked”

[@twinkytwinklier1400]

When batman said “I’m vengence” I thought he said “I’m fascist” and I laughed so hard…

[@JayyGrinds_]

I’m whatever Gotham needs me to be

[@ayuktataw6796]

"I'm not wearing hockey pads"

[@lugialover2496]

Batman and Owlman both looked into the abyss. The only difference? Owlman blinked.

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

For real.

[@markelnator]

“HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA….ok…. time to take you to the GCPD “ bet you the laughs ended after that 😭

[@cambo438]

in my recent play throughs of arkham knight i kept the tire on the dudes head for so long 💀😭

[@user-qv5ye7wd5o]

대사 목소리랑 박력이 다 멋있어요 🔥 👍

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

For real

[@HR4_]

Dude didn't wanna add Batfleck on purpose.

[@lord_egg]

Genuinely couldn't think of any lines form his era I liked.

[@redtech4798]

@@lord_egg Faith Alfred, Faith. I bought the bank.n

[@Nic_03_21]

⁠​⁠@@lord_egg”Do you bleed? … You will.” You’re telling me you haven’t heard that line? 🤨

[@lord_egg]

@@Nic_03_21 Before we continue, just read the description. Eh, not really one I would class as the best lines. I would say any line that instantly comes to mind when thinking of Batman is considered a best line. That one doesn't immediately stand out, unlike these others.

[@StopCallingMeShirley1180]

@@lord_eggThe “faith” line was dumb in that context though. Clark ended up showing up too late to actually help them save the world after all so the burden ended up on Barry’s shoulders to rewind time. Bruce should’ve made absolutely sure that Clark knew they needed his help with an IMMINENT world-ending threat-tired of those in comic book movies btw, especially because of the Snyderverse-and had him tag along from the start so they had more time to gain the upper hand with his help. Very non-Batman mistake to make and it wasn’t the only one he made in that movie.

[@rprfl4mezyt964]

You forgot about "They think im hiding in the shadows but i am the shadows" that libe goes hard

[@lord_egg]

That's a line I missed entirely until my latest watch through of The Batman.

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

How? Its the best scene. But yeah great video​@@lord_egg

[@stevegovea1]

The best like..." I'm hope" 😅😅😅

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

You could also put the "surgeon" line by Michael Ironside in the the animated series Legends of the Dark Knight version of the Dark Knight Returns

[@LegoAngel-yk6pe]

Awesome scenes, dark knight on the round table ,field test / gotham knight anime too, joker death uncensored beyond movie 2000 is disturbing, batmobile arkham knight it is in Halo or Destiny, Ash Williams (Army of darkness) or Guts / Gatsu (berserk) get the Armor final suit

[@TehDisher]

Kai: Batman look like shank!

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

​@lord_egg Edit: there was an entire batfleck comment section and now its deleted after i commented??? Great quotes. I love the operating table from frank Weller in dark knight returns although michael Ironside does it well too. I got some good batfleck lines for you below. He's my favorite in live action, second is David Marcus from Gotham. Haven't finished your video but hope he's in it. Kevin Conroy was great in live action too, too bad they made him a villain. Yeah I don't like batfleck killing but everything, everything else makes sense, but killing just doesn't. Because that's his one rule hes had for 20 years (dceu timeline). Anyways I have some quotes from Keaton, Conroy, bale, affleck and Val Kilmer below. I won't repeat any. Or try not to. Affleck: "In the dream, they (the bats) brought me to the light. A beautiful lie." (It means he used to think Batman was his salvation as a kid but not anymore.) "you're growing slow in your old age alfred." "Even you are too old to die young master Wayne." "I'm older now than my father ever was. This may be the only thing I do that matters. Alfred: '20 years fighting criminals amounted to nothing?' Criminals are like weeds Alfred. Pull one up another grows in its place. This is about the future of the world. Its my legacy. You know my father sat me down right here. Told me what Wayne Manor was built on. The first generation made their fortune trading with the French. They were hunters." "I failed him in life, I wont fail him in death." "The world was a lot simpler then when all we had to worry about was exploding wind up penguins." Conroy : "'Alfred: what of all the lives you've saved?' I've won a few battles yes but I'm no closer to winning the war. It goes on and on and on." "I chose this life. I use the night, i became the night, sooner or later ill go down. It might be the joker or two face or maybe some punk who gets lucky. My decision. No regrets. But i cant let anyone else pay for my mistakes. Dick: Gordon is a cop. He knew the risks. What if I lose someone else? Alfred?.... You? When all is said and done how much good have I accomplished? They sell t shirts of me, I've become a cliche!" "Criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot." Keaton: "I hope he finds his parents." "It's just something I have to do." "We're the same, split right down the center. Take him to the police." "I made you, you made me first." Haven't seen The Flash so idk about those. Kilmer: "You make the kill. But your pain doesn't end with Harvey it grows. To find another face and another. Until one terrible morning you wake up and realize Revenge has become your whole life. And you won't know why." (Really the whole scene. Also Conroy in Crisis has a similar line) "I'm both Bruce Wayne and batman. Not because I have to be. Now because I choose to be." "A man's gotta go his own way." Bale: Yknow thw one about being incorruptible Ben Mckenzie year one: "I've tried to be patient. I've tried to wait. But I have to know. How, Father? How do I do it? What do I use to make them afraid? If I ring the bell, Alfred will come. Another of your gifts, Father. But I'd rather die than wait another hour. I've already waited 18 years. Eighteen years since all sense left my life." honestly every line from this movie

[@khuwahid4747]

Batman is a true hero of America

[@foxtrot64]

God bless anyone trying to watch this in the Sun, in the words of Marcos from Boboya, goood luck!

[@KingSonic1991]

Funny i don’t have That Problem.

[@a.l9427]

IM BATMAN.

[@fullmoon__]

Where's the "SWEAR TO ME"

[@lord_egg]

0:49

[@dharshunanand8369]

Because they are Batmen

[@dr.s8972]

Missing like 10 lines from TDKR

[@lord_egg]

Ngl, haven't seen it. This is a list of the ones I have seen.

[@Edward_Nebiolo]

@@lord_eggyou’re telling me that you have never seen the dark knight rises in over 11 years? Go watch that movie right now RIGHT NOW!

[@lord_egg]

@@Edward_Nebiolo What? No. I thought you meant The Dark Knight Returns lol.

[@dr.s8972]

@@lord_egg Nope. Rises. Tons of great lines in that one.

[@ahmedshakib3883]

You have missed three lines , The end of Batman Begins , The part where batman tells gordon anyone can be a hero and Ben Affleck saying 20 years in gotham how many good guys left , how many stayed that way .

[@lord_egg]

Or maybe I just chose the ones I liked as said in the description 👍

[@ahmedshakib3883]

@@lord_egg then you should also add that to the title .

[@user-ld8lv5py7k]

Anyone can be hero is in the dark knight rise

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

​@@lord_eggyeah no worries bro. We're all fans here. I just wanted to share the quotes I liked.

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

​@@ahmedshakib3883he doesn't need to bro. It's his video. Great line choices though man. I agree

[@PieSauce1994]

The difference between Batwoman and Batman can be summed up by one interaction: Gordon: I never got to say thank you... Batman: And you'll never have to. Whereas Batwoman is like: I'm not going to let a man take credit for a woman's work. If she was a true selfless hero, she would have better lines.

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

That's not the real batwoman in the comics. Batman the brave and the bold "Funny I don't have that problem" is batwoman.😂😂😂😂jk even that isn't comic batwoman. They changed her for the show for some reason and made her evil. But yeah watch Batman bad blood or catwoman hunted for a better batwoman. Or even the brave and the bold

[@marcoalhadeff6361]

Batman Bruce Wayne actors

[@renatbadretdinov6910]

My psiudonym Draco Boyko I live in France city of Toulouse, I wanted to say that Bob Kene and Bill Finger took the brig from Jack the jumper, he was called the jumping demon, this is not Batman because Jack's helmet has jumping horns, in England they say Batman and in the usa they say Betmen Bat man in Turkic language Bet translate person men translate me, Draco Boyko

[@rayanessaidi1674]

De quoi ?

[@renatbadretdinov6910]

@@rayanessaidi1674 vous regardez sur Internet à propos de Jack le sauteur et lisez à son sujet ok

[@darthbigred22]

You know as I watch these I realize that's why Bats and Supes have lived on almost a century and Iron Man is only big because of Disney and Robert Downey Jr. We like them as characters while Marvel guys, may have successes but are usually either because they are copies, had one good premise, or a lot of backing/good actors but ultimately fall apart much further than an initial outing. Their best guy is Spiderman and they still haven't given him any truly worthy villains because they wouldn't commit to give him Kingpin or keep Venom evil X-men are a civil rights analogy that in the end makes the oppressors look correct and the X men never actually help anyone or fight crime, just other mutants or anti mutants. Fantastic Four fell apart post 60s Avengers only got big because Disney was late to buying Marvel IPs and they burned down their own house once all the old decent comics were done. Sony lacks vision screwed up their own trilogy, let Disney make Spiderman simp for Iron Man, then turned him into the token woke black simping for a white girl. Meanwhile Batman is so good Ben Affleck and Robert Pattinson can play him and actually do a decent job.

[@lord_egg]

I agree with most of this however I will say that Miles is a perfect example of inclusion done correctly. He's not just Black Spider-man.

[@mysteryace2129]

Your take became garbage after u disrespected Spiderman's Rouge gallery which are 10xs the threat that Batman's villains can ever hope to match. Also Punisher>>> Batman

[@r6u356une56ney]

would be better without the video game ones, and the animated ones.

[@lord_egg]

Except they hold some of the best lines and stories.

[@SemihBLN]

09:38 killed batman joker here?

[@lord_egg]

???

[@SemihBLN]

@@lord_egg urban legend say it

[@Sky_Blaze]

God christain bale in the batman voice was so cringy..good movie but come on

[@lord_egg]

Begins was ok but by the time it got to Rises it had descended into this nearly Indistinguishable slurred mess.

[@Sky_Blaze]

@@lord_egg begins was ok, dark knight classic, but after heath legers passing inmt threw everything off that they was planning to do with TDKR

[@josephn9251]

Pattinson🤢🤮

[@lord_egg]

Batfleck 🤢🤮

[@josephn9251]

@@lord_egg Pattinson👎

[@lord_egg]

@@josephn9251 Batfleck 👎

[@josephn9251]

@@lord_egg Pattinson

[@lord_egg]

@@josephn9251 Batfleck

[@cesaralejandro7725]

Batfleck forever

[@LegoAngel-yk6pe]

Awesome scenes, dark knight on the round table ,field test / gotham knight anime too, joker death uncensored beyond movie 2000 is disturbing, batmobile arkham knight it is in Halo or Destiny, Ash Williams (Army of darkness) or Guts / Gatsu (berserk) get the Armor final suit